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Fri December 04, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gandalf and Frodo want to buy their childhood home
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Remember those 545 children separated from their parents at the US border that CPB couldn't reunite with family? Good news, they're down to only 628 of them now
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Judge rules Harding always had a hard-on but we don't need to see it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child's beloved teacher was switched to a new class midway through the school year; remote learning is tough enough, but this made thing worse. What can I do to help my child cope with such an unprecedented disaster?"
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Say hello to John Stewart, a real Green Lantern
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm white, and my husband is Hispanic. Our 3 year-old routinely tells me he 'likes' my 'white skin' and said he doesn't like his dad's 'brown skin.' How can we ensure we aren't raising a racist child?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a Christmas song you really like but everyone else around you hates?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children mistakenly given hair restorer for upset stomachs, begin turning into werewolves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maricopa County Assessor and adoption lawyer is going to have 6 years in prison for smuggling pregnant women, and adopting out the children for huge profits
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Tue December 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Can a former child slave sue ten slaveholders as individuals?" "Yes." "Can a former child slave sue those ten slaveholders if they form a corporation?" "No." "How does that make any sense?"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Do you want Krampus? Because behaving like that gets you Krampus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can anyone explain what Flare's SPARK token does? Make it simple, like for a child
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Recreating the macarons from The Mandalorian. Wait, aren't they just teal macarons, like the ones you can buy at basically any macaron shop?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stop torturing your children with Elf on the Shelf, throw that nasty little boogersnot in the fireplace for a better Christmas
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The good thing about Tor: for those who are in authoritarian countries it provides a way for individuals to become free. The bad thing about Tor: for those in free countries it provides a way for individuals to consume child sex abuse imagery
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Mon November 30, 2020
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
It's funny how every article about Cardinal George Pell contains a prominent mention of his conviction and later acquittal of child sex crimes. It's almost as if the journalists believe he was really guilty
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Well, the kid in the back said 'everyone attack' and it turned into an Atlantic Station blitz
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Survey says one fifth of Irish households with pre-school aged children binge drink weekly due to lockdown stress. Since this is the Sun, it's probably more like 110% drink at least a fifth of booze every night regardless of whether they have kids
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread where we discuss what movies/TV we have watched this past week. LGT Gretel & Hansel (2020) a dark reimagining of an already dark classic children's fairy tale
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Her vibrator is so powerful she had to put it in a box that says Mega Drive. *rimshot* That ain't a Sega, it's a XXX-Box. *rimshot* Talk about a home entertainment system. *rimshot* Up up, down down, left right, left right, B OMG YES Aaaaa *rimshot* (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If chess had been this popular when subby was in high school, he would have been class president and prom king before marrying Morgan Fairchild
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(PPP)
 
 
 
Everyone should get a small holiday bonus. Here's how to do that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"A family that I do childcare for just admitted to me they've lied about all the Covid-19 precautions they've been taking. Am I right to feel outraged and betrayed? Should I continue working for them?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son is refusing to vaccinate his new baby. Would it be wrong for me to go behind his back and ensure the vaccines were given as medically appropriate? It's child abuse not to vaccinate, right?"
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Sun November 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tale of missing Botticelli "Madonna and Child" painting includes Dicks, Porn Kings, Krakens, and a Fuhrer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Morons go nuts for nonsense, they do
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police "investigating" how a one-year-old died after three officers unloaded their guns into a truck the child was inside of
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
That's it. Roadside America is shutting down
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Sat November 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Q-Anon is nonsense, but it's destroying REAL child-welfare groups
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
59-year-old man goes to the doctors because of his breathing troubles, says it might be because of a coin he shoved up his nose 53 years ago as a kid and forgot about it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dad introduces his twin brother to young child, who questions everything
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Fri November 27, 2020
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Bonner County Commissioner Steven Bradshaw (R-eally not helping) wants to defund the local public health district during a pandemic when the hospitals are full. Idaho needs its own tag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"America's Got Talent" child magicians arrested for making themselves disappear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remote learning is leaving children emotionally frustrated and angry
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Will Moff Gideon capture the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda and thus be able to use the child's blood to manufacture Compound V? Find out when Darth Mouse releases Chapter 13: "The Jedi" at 3 AM ET Friday
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Thu November 26, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Goonies never say "die," and they're putting that fact to practice by reuniting for child hunger charity
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Maybe 'the Force' is too much with your booze if you find 'Baby Yoda staring back at you' in your sausage and mash dinner (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Tequila Mockingbird
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Tue November 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's willingness to keep on fighting has turned the economy around. Yeah, that's the ticket. Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Just in case you were feeling pretty good about things lately, meet Georgia Tann, a person who puts the Child Catcher from 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' to shame (seriously, this is a sad, depressing story; be warned)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Georgia mother says masks are "child abuse," then throws a 250-person homecoming party for her high schooler whose theme will wind up being "Superspreader '20"
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Mon November 23, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump's last act in office may be as petty and childish as you expect
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption this socially distant child and Santa
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Professor claims to have found Jesus' childhood home in Nazareth. The "Jesuz was 'ere" message scratched into the wall was reportedly what convinced him (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 20, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a snowflake who cares only about his feelings not the facts. He's a pampered millennial child who can't handle losing and wants a participation trophy says noted liberal website The Bulwark
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: getting a court ordered drug test. Worse: losing your children to the system because of a false positive. Fark: Because the tester never tested and just lied on the results form to save money
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Thu November 19, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
A sheriff's office outside of Tampa maintains a secret list of children who are considered at risk of "developing into prolific offenders" and relies on statistics including grades & whether the child has been abused or has witnessed domestic abuse
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Mom knocks at stranger's door at night, hands off her baby to resident, then abandons child there with soiled diaper, empty baby bottle, half can of formula, raging case of scabies. The Ring is there
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child's kindergarten class had a virtual election; the pronouns and candidates were all male and I feel this is wrong and sexist. Should I say something to the school?"
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Wed November 18, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Babysitter rewards children with chicken nugget Happy Meal and then things get awkward
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1986 'Flight of the Navigator' child star Joey Cramer, once homeless, addicted to drugs, suicidal and as a last act of desperation robbed a bank to save his life. Now he's back and relaunching the acting career he put on ice three decades ago (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I both own small businesses; his makes more than mine, but we both need to put in the same amount of hours. However, when it comes to child care, he thinks since I make less, I need to parent more. Is this accurate?"
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Tue November 17, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before, but a right-wing nut case who made threats against Democrats, Twitter and YouTube CEOs, and Gov. Whitmer had 8 assault-type rifles, thousands of images of child porn and a child-like sex doll
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Mon November 16, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
So America's largest militia is admitting they are nothing but spoiled little children or just horrible Americans? You decide
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People who play video games for long stretches report feeling happier than average, according to study commissioned by subby's elementary-aged children
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Sat November 14, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Best protest song of the 80's, repurposed to fight childhood cancer. Still no cure? Dee Snider did his part. And the original is still a great FU to Orange Julius Caesar
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's children are caught between conceding and fighting to the bitter end because of the impact it will have on their lives, not giving a shiat about what they're doing to the whole country
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(IGN)
 
 
 
What planet are Mando and The Child heading to now? Will we finally see Moff Gideon again? What other classic Star Wars characters will pop in? It's episode 3 of The Mandalorian, streaming today on Disney+ (SPOILERS in thread)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Overgrown man-child wants to go home and see mommy for the holidays
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Thu November 12, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Alton Brown apologizes for insensitive tweet about the Holocaust. To be fair, when the President locks children in cages and praises neo-Nazis as "very fine people", the comparison is....oh, he was tweeting about Biden
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My spouse and I are expecting a child; we struggled with infertility for years. We have not named it yet, but my in-laws did. In an obituary. It wasn't a contender for a name, but they seem to think it is. It's soured us on the name. What do we do?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A few years after being canceled, Inquisition is back with new music to wound your inner child
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"We have a newborn child, and my in-laws are desperate to visit. They've been ignoring Covid restrictions and precautions. Am I right to be concerned?"
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Tue November 10, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The White House held hostage by a narcissistic man child baby. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Front-runner for Father-of-the-Year builds replica for Disneyland roller coaster in his back yard. His child is only 6 months old. Ride will eventually end with Mouse House Lawyers and a C&D order
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In honor of Josh Allen's grandmother passing on Saturday, Bills Mafia donates over $100k in under 24 hours to Oishel Children's Hospital in Buffalo
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Mon November 09, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump says Wisconsin vote challenge "is looking very good," claims next wife after Melania will be Morgan Fairchild
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers football head coach P.J. Fleck reads a children's book to his players resulting in their first victory of the season
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The children who were in the classroom on 9/11 with George W. Bush tell all they remember about that day
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Even the child-eating ogres of Japan are afraid of catching the COVID
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Thu November 05, 2020
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
One AZ voter who can't prove her vote was rejected due to using a Sharpie is suing to get new ballots for everyone else who can't prove their vote was rejected due to using a Sharpie. Also demands to check basement for captive children
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
We all know that Bugs Bunny cut Florida loose, and in case you lived under a rock throughout your childhood, here's why
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Wed November 04, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
With child and covid? Your fun has just begun
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Tue November 03, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Right-Wing Hate-Preacher Sid Roth: If you vote for Biden, God will punish you by sacrificing your children
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Neanderthal children grew and were weaned similarly to modern humans and judging by their behavior, are still thriving in the house next door
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm incredibly stressed about this election and feel as if it will define everyone's future, including that of my kids. How can I present my children from feeling my election anxiety?"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Nike CEO celebrates $1.5 billion in last quarter profits by closing the child care center and laying off 700 people
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Someone forgot to tell 61,000 American children that they're "practically immune" to coronavirus. And that's just for last week alone
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Mon November 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it abusive and bad parenting for my brother to use extreme exercise to discipline his children?"
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Sun November 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Most children get lots of candy for Halloween. This girl gets a fifty foot pirate ship
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Sat October 31, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's remember the good old days when Uncle Sam subsidized child care
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Fri October 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump administration is working just as hard at reuniting separated migrant children as they are working on covid19 which means these kids need to forget about mami and papi and move on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Department of Homeland Security, which still can't find the parents of a few hundred children separated at the border, is launching a 24/7 "war room" to secure the election against hacking. Presumably unless it helps Trump
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Mando is on the run, and he's taken The Child with him. Moff Gideon has escaped, too. Where will things go now? It's the season two premiere of The Mandalorian on Disney+ (SPOILERS in thread)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This list from Slate's staff of "Children's Movies That Unintentionally Traumatized Us as Children" isn't going to do much to change your opinion of Slate's staff
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Thu October 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Creepy children aren't just eerie around Halloween time, they can be creepy year-round
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden pledges to form task force focused on reuniting those 545 immigrant children with their families, even if it means taking a squirt gun full of holy water to Stephen Miller
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Q-nuts screaming about protecting the children are hosting kiddie porn-themed domain names, surprising absolutely nobody
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Parents keep giving their kids answers and feeding it to them during Zoom lessons and it's starting to irritate me. How can I get the helicopter parents to stop hovering and stop impacting their child's education?"
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Wed October 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller goes full QAnon -- claims Biden will incentivize child trafficking, while the Trump administration has already demonstrated its commitment to keeping families together
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Tue October 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I really don't get along with children until they grasp two concepts, fear and bribery". What a glorious bastard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've had to give up on my dream goal of getting a Ph.D. because my wife can't handle parenting our children by herself. Is that really fair?"
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Mon October 26, 2020
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Science teacher builds a conveyor belt that hands out Halloween candy to children
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Sun October 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House counsel's office is NOT the President's personal lawyer but is supposed to serve the OFFICE of the Presidency, you know, doing things like trying to get the WSJ to publish Russian dirt on the child of president's political rival
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung chairman dies at 78, leaves galaxy of possibilities for whichever of his children inherits multibillion-dollar conglomerate
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Fri October 23, 2020
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
She just looked away for one second and her child was able to remove gum from secret compartment, disengage safety and get off a round. Guess those gun drills she runs with her kids are paying off
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Child thanks Massachusetts governor for not cancelling trick-or-treat, gives king-size suggestion
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why are schools wasting time on non-essential classes like phys-ed and music instead of focusing on the important stuff? We're in a pandemic and my time is valuable and so is my child's. How can we stop this?"
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm in my 50s; my dad is still alive. He's a charming, charismatic, wealthy man who abandoned me and my mother, never paid child support, never showed up for birthdays. I am still trying desperately for his love; am I a fool?"
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Wed October 21, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother praised for sharing realistic photo of her child's school lunch
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It turns out that Oompa Loompas were metaphors for the child laborers that account for 43% of the cocoa industry
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(AP News)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, Amy Coney Barrett served on the board of private Christian schools that barred admission to children of same-sex parents and made it plain that openly gay and lesbian teachers weren't welcome in the classroom
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Tue October 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump admin can't find the parents of 545 children that they abducted. No it's not a funny headline. There's nothing funny about it all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oompa loompa doopity dah, can't you stop breaching child labour law?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yes, the pandemic is going to scar your children
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
"Having children in the home was associated with more drinking"
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Mon October 19, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
No 'Cheer' here as Jerry Harris is jailed on child pornography charges
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My partner isn't willing to commit to having children, and I want children. What should we do?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro surfer Bethany Hamilton announces she's pregnant with her third child. Wow. She must really have her hand full
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Sun October 18, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig: Innocent children's cartoon or macabre porcine demonic apparition
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Sat October 17, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Add Zachary Ty Bryan to the list of child actors who have failed at adulthood
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My five year-old is desperate for a sibling, but I can't have any more children; how can I communicate this fact to someone so small?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cute child actor who played Emma Thompson's daughter in Christmas classic "Love Actually" turns 29, slams movie as cheesy sexism that depicts women as passive objects, confirms that Hugh Grant hates children just like his characters do
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a grad student and teaching assistant; I hold two separate Zoom discussion courses with about twenty students each. They all turn their cameras off each lesson and make things miserable. How do I get them to keep their cameras on?"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it weird to try and keep our son's beloved day care provider in his life even after she quit the center we use?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who gets to decide? 10 month old taken off a ventilator dies after being sent home. Hospital said there was nothing else to do, parents wanted to wait a little longer
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Tue October 13, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Some Fark commenters pointed out this problem back in thread 10963840
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Some Fark commenters pointed out this problem back in thread 10963840
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Won't someone think of the children?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character posters for The Mandalorian's second season have dropped
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Texas man may have worn blackface to kill his baby momma. Blackface? Has anyone told him that it is 2020 and he can get into real trouble doing that?
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(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
In a show rife with casual violence and having already featured things like a man being eaten alive by dogs and a man being fed his murdered children, the GoT writers thought that Daenerys executing 2 men was enough to signal that she'd lost it
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Mon October 12, 2020
(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Fifth grader develops GTA VI: The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bonus Twofer headline: Racist confronts Pennsylvania Lt. Governor's wife at grocery store plus Anne Ramsey- where is she now?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Did you get your child an "X4" smartwatch? Might want to check the vendor's return policy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Ask-a-Teacher: My husband and I communicate well, share the workload, go on plenty of dates, have fun with our two children, and treat each other kindly. We share similar interests. But, I just can't have sex anymore. Am I depriving him?"
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump held a meeting this morning with senior campaign staff, legal advisors and his children to discuss his possible resignation contingent on a pardon by Pence, and the dismissal of SDNY criminal charges
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Entitled Karen runs over a small child with her bicycle, getting the little girl's arm caught in the spokes and dragging her. With photos that scream Bicycle Becky
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Fri October 09, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump sign will cut you if you Fark with it
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Footprints tell the story of a detailed Prehistoric Journey
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Birds are more human than most people
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Can just one word in an otherwise typical news headline lead to mass wincing? Yep
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
An offshore Maine community just had its first child born since 1927. Ayuh, everyone's invited to the baby showah
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A) Do a great Peter Falk impression
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Thu October 08, 2020
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Sen Ron Johnson (R-ussia) warns of a "level of unjustifiable hysteria" in the public around coronavirus. Also Sen Johnson: flies on private planes owned by his children
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(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Shepherdsville, KY driver acts like such an asshat to kids boarding their school bus that the Governor calls him out during his daily briefing later on
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Boy who has eaten nothing but sausages his whole life has been cured. Not surprising given all the preservatives in those sausages
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
[SCENE: EDITOR collapses, hands clenching pages] EDITOR: Stay back, you demon commas, what do you even want with me? [MAN IN WHITE COAT] There here is. You're comma with us. [EDITOR] Nooooooo This is your Fark Writer's Thread, punctual edition
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
A presidential grandchild died last week. Why is that news? Because he was 10th President John Tyler 's (1841-1845) grandson
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivor rescued as a child, studies what causes people to help others. Takes what he learned and teaches police how to be EPIC
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Once again proving the old adage "A prosecutor could get a Grand Jury to indict a ham sandwich", a Texas Grand Jury has indicted Netflix over the movie 'Cuties'
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
White-out dots appearing on cars not related to sex trafficking, possibly left by man with a huge correction
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You might think manslaughter is a little steep for the father of a boy who accidently shot himself, until you hear he'd been warned by child protection officials to secure his weapons last October
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Bloody teenagers these days, all the same, hanging out with their mates at all hours then leaping into canals without a moment's notice to save babies in strollers. Typical
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Tue October 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions and Rod Rosenstein, May 2018: "We need to take away the children, no matter how young." Does Fark still not have an "Evil" tag?
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
"This guy had the audacity to say that it is 'very weird' to be doing those kinds of things during class''
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Republican Governor and Democrat Legislature announce scientifically sound, completely rational new policy. Surely nobody could have a problem with this
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dutch gynecologist fathered at least 17 children, hospital says, in a dark and gritty 2020 update to the story of the little boy sticking his finger in the dike
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Fake letter warning of fine for expletive on Trump sign
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Much like Grape-Nuts is neither grapes, nor nuts, and Palmolive is neither palm, nor olive, Baby Yoda is neither baby, nor Yoda
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"We've come late at night to steal grandma back"
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Mon October 05, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Selling edibles to kids will upset their parents
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
♪ Mother are you farmed or wild... Mother will it help your child... Mother will I get to keep my shell? Ooohh ah, Mother will I go to Hell... ♪
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Your kid is eating popsicles wrong. Or taking showers wrong. Or both
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You have a spot on your face, child *liiiiiiiiiick*
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Sun October 04, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mom naturally refuses to sell her toddler to stranger for $1500, manages to get his phone number and email so she could follow up with the gentleman if she changes her mind
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Overcoming ugly duckling syndrome with a vengeance
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Somali women's basketball team continues to dunk on prejudice and hostility, gunfire
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google adopts 'value-neutral' language to make selfies less about 'beauty' and more about 'pure and simple ego.' End of statement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your child "zoom bombs" you during a meeting from your home office? Now, imagine that happening while you're being interviewed by MSNBC (or you can click the link to the left)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Every day at 3AM like clockwork, my child wakes up at screams bloody murder, throwing a tantrum and waking everyone up. What's the solution here?"
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Jackass at 20: disgusting, childish, dangerous and... heartwarming?" No, headline writer, you got it right with the first three adjectives
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Five tips to help your kids thrive during remote learning. Well, six if you count "Stop hitting them" as a tip
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Carjacker steals vehicle with baby inside, returns both minutes later
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Halp I'm a badass personal trainer who's been hooking up with this hottie MILF I train at the gym but her husband found out and wanted to fight me and I knocked him out and now I've been fired and my mom is like, super pissed. Wat do?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The etiquette of handling unruly kids-that aren't yours
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Another QAnon mom has kidnapped her child. Y'know, seems like these QAnon people may not exactly be thinking straight
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this child's bedroom
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Study finds Hong Kong children's well-being ranks lowest. So suck it, Bangladesh, and so many other struggling places, and Appalachia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews are expecting their first child. Alabama has already offered a full ride scholarship and the Jets currently trying to figure out who represents the fetus to sign as their new starting quarterback
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Female archer shows her mad aiming skills after shooting a tiny Lifesaver mint out of the sky with bow and arrow (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
There are things that people shouldn't leave on playgrounds. For example, rubber mats with toxic amounts of lead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man builds candy-shooting cannon robot to keep trick-or-treating alive, find Sarah Connor
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Are we...Are we 100% sure 2020 is real and actually happening, and somebody didn't just "dose" the national water supply instead? ": Kickboxing etiquette teacher fights off ninja costume-wearing mugger in Manhattan"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Will I regret having only one child? I'm in my mid-30s, have a 14 month-old daughter, and don't know if I can handle being out of the game for months again"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were planning on getting your kid a Confederate officer costume at Party City, you may want to rethink those plans
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
There's now a Disney version of Cardi B's 'WAP' and people's childhoods are officially ruined
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK analysis suggests kids have about 44% lower odds of catching COVID-19 than adults. This makes sense when you realize they're about half the size of grown-ups too
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This is Spot. See Spot run. Run Spot, run. Don't bother making Spot's picture busy as that will only OOOH SHINY
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hey kindergarteners, I want you to always remember, it's what's on the inside that counts... except when that's not true and you get fired from your job
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend is struggling as a parent, and even though I don't have children and have never been a parent, I think I'm best qualified to solve his problem. Good idea or great idea?"
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Sun September 27, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman tries to run off with Joe Montana's infant grandchild, makes it a few yards before turnover
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Man says Germany is just a limited liability company controlled by the Allied victors of World War II and the Rothschilds, then claims the German Throne as King
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Fri September 25, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Children make excellent Roombas
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New survey says 39% of working parents fear they'll be fired if they use child-care benefits at work. The remainder wishes they even had that option
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
During his lifetime he was found guilty of sodomy, rape, torturing a beggar woman, imprisoning six children in his chateau, and poisoning five prostitutes with "Spanish fly." Other than that, was the Marquis de Sade really such a bad guy?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Evangelicals and Catholics are only NOW starting to realize that Trump has been attempting to eat their children to death and pee on them the whole time
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Thu September 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
One of Biden's first big plans is to expand the Child Tax Credit from $2k to $3k. Parents, please remember to spend this money on your kids, mmmkay?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We chose distance learning this year to keep our son safe, but he hasn't had a single live lesson and the principal and a school board member told me if I didn't like it to homeschool him. What are my options?"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Any story worth watching is worth watching twice. And going nuts about (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed September 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not so great, if you ask Subby
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
KMart is selling a vacuum made just for children. TAKE MY MON.... wait, the nearest KMart still in business is in New Zealand?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My relatives call every day to beg me to donate my kidney to save my abusive dad's life"
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Tue September 22, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Time to ditch that harem, settle down and make some cool cash
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Salt Lake PD release body cam video of how officers interacted with unarmed autistic child, after mother told them the best way to approach him. Spoiler alert: then they shoot him
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm 30 and very much feel physically, emotionally, and financially ready to start trying to have a baby; my husband says he's 70% ready. I realize now he is truly incompetent and unfit to be a parent. Should I still go through with having a kid?"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Beaverton sees Poon arrested for sexual abuse
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Fri September 18, 2020
(The Tennessean)
 
Audio
 
Independent country singer Tyler Childers drops a surprise new album filled with Appalachian fiddle tunes. Come for the classic old-timey mountain music, stay for his take on police brutality
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stop it, child
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Thu September 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And the newest contender for Masshole of the year is ... a three way tie?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama: 'We could've never gotten away with' what the Trump White House does
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Many evangelicals cannot accept the protocols of COVID-19 because they are already infected with a principle that we don't know anything
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've got two children, ages 7 and 10. Since supporting their virtual learning, I've noticed that, while they have excellent vocabulary mastery and clear strength in pronunciation, they don't retain what they're reading. How can I help them?"
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
As of now, the "snow day" is a thing of the past for schoolchildren
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Tue September 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Washington State Lawmaker who posted an article on Facebook claiming 460,000 missing children a year "end up in sex dungeons to be exploited and repeatedly raped by demons." leaves threatening voicemail for reporter who reports this. Guess the party
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Kanye no longer thinks he's Jesus. Difficulty: He now thinks he's Moses
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(Metro)
 
 
 
'I thought he was going to do something funny and then he just started urinating." Not unlike going to see George Lopez perform stand-up comedy
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Woodward says it wasn't Trump's idea to restrict travel to China. It was health experts who convinced him with sock puppets and children's songs
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
The dipshiattery returns to Westchester
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(Axios)
 
 
 
CDC warns that children are the silent killer
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(Axios)
 
 
 
CDC warns that children are the silent killer
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"As an extreme introvert, how do I parent my extreme extroverted child?"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks may have eaten several babies for breakfast today and may be eating several more babies for dinner this evening
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How to help your child deal wiht the stress of remote learning
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Sun September 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tonight's nightmare fuel is brought to you by Time Out Dolls: faceless, child size dolls you place against the wall when normal Dæmonic activity is just too blasé anymore
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember child actor Brock Pierce? Well he starred in First Kid and Mighty Ducks, then invested in cryptocurrency, and now is a billionaire spending more than $1.2 million on a third-party run for president
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Grounding your kid for wearing a mask behind your back? How QAmom
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Children who grew up in the shadow of September 11th are about to vote for the first time in a presidential election
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
It appears we have reached the "get arrested at school to own the libs" stage of the coronavirus pandemic
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
Don Bluth establishing new animation studio to continue providing future generations of children with hand-drawn nightmare fuel
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Just face it, people with the last name of Fillmore don't make great politicians
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Read this article and count how many mistakes these people made
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Bring back your favorite childhood pastime by mixing every hard seltzer flavor together. Drown your sorrows in a drunken Fanta sea
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whatcha listening to?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Due to COVID my child's public school in Hawaii is all online this fall, which is understandable. They use an online directed program, but my child never sees the teacher; other parents are having the same problem. Can we ask for more teacher time?"
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this parent and child
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Because what every high-end mall needs is a COVID-19 boutique. For all you Zoomers, malls were large indoor structures with multiple storefronts, most of which wouldn't ship to you, that doubled as free childcare for teenagers
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Are you opposed to Trump? Congratulations, you've just caused god to curse your children and grandchildren
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If it's acceptable to give parents 6 weeks PTO, why isn't it acceptable to do the same for people who don't have kids?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My ex and I used IVF to have our son. We had multiple embryos made; our marriage dissolved a year after our son was born. The embryos are currently on ice. Her sister wants the embryos and my sperm for a child; my ex says yes. I say no. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife was in a stressful situation a month ago at a park in our town; she's balancing a full-time job while caring for our three children in quarantine and honestly snapped. It became a Karen video in our town; how can I repair our relationships?"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're drunk and the police call you a taxi, don't try to steal it in front of them
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Cab Calloway's childhood home demolished despite efforts to have it listed as historic landmark
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at 'The Mandalorian' season 2, the best TV show returning this fall. Of course, it's also pretty much the only TV show returning this fall
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No, Banksy is *not* the former host of a children's TV show that featured art who also happened to play in a band whose gig dates and Banksy's art appearances just happen to line up. Totally a coincidence
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Mon September 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy drives sick grandma to hospital - in a Mercedes-Benz. Janis Joplin approves
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
It's like Willy Wonka...minus the dead children
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
It's 2020, I'm a parent, and I'm running out of ideas. Mulan was worth $30
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
About that recent sex trafficking bust cause célèbre, 39 kids being rescued from a trailer in Georgia is not the biggest news story in America because 39 kids were NOT rescued from a trailer in Georgia
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Teach your children well
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rarely does a mugshot scream "guy who attempts to kidnap an infant at 9:35am"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The answer is a lot. A whole lot
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Experts" release a list of "lesser-known" apps that could expose your child to sex trafficking. Stupid tag because the list includes Grinder and Plenty of Fish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gold Star families apparently unamused by Trump's statements about their children dying for their country
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"If my child is remote learning, why does school still have to start at 7:50AM?"
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
2 hours of TV a day in late childhood linked to lower test scores later. "This was equivalent to the loss of a third of a year in learning"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Flaming Ecstasy Maserati is a great band name, but a shiatty place to ditch your girlfriend and baby while running from the cops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I get my child to read better, more challenging books and become a great reader?"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Denver was an alien and he accidentally killed himself and all I got out of it was this boring childhood
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The time has come for a parents revolution, thanks to Covid-19, and the child care crisis might finally be addressed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is Black; I am white. We're expecting a child and discussing names; if it's a girl, he wants to name her after his late mother. I worry that since it's an ethnic-sounding name, if the baby looks white, it'd be offensive. Am I wrong?"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
If your kid's daycare center offers "naked time" for children, you probably need to call the authorities
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The plot derpens: When Jason Miller worked for Trump, he was also drawing $20,000 a month in salary from Steve Bannon's wall nonprofit, while ducking child support payments
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"You let your toddler go without dinner because they refused to eat anything but pig anuses"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Body cam shows police officer crawl into wrecked car to save trapped little girl
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Billionaire Bill Ackman has solved America's retirement crisis. Just eliminate Social Security and give him $27 billion every year and he'll take care of everything. Promise
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum in The Mandalorian because reasons
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My father is mild-mannered to the point of reticence; my mother is mercurial and can go from playful and loving to angry in a matter of minutes. I played mediator for years; now, my father is only happy when mom is gone. Should they get divorced?"
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Mon August 31, 2020
(9 News)
 
 
 
Woman shoots her neighbor multiple times over argument on her parenting skills proving once and for all who is the best parent
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Children are spreading the coronavirus at nearly three times the rate as the population over-all. Good thing there's nothing going on which would put a bunch of them in close contact with each other
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hypnotheraphy a catholicon for lachanophobia?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
We are SO boned: Hundreds of maskless people in Massachusetts gather and risk contracting Covid-19 to protest a mandate that all school children get the flu vaccine this year
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
French Prime Minister Édouard Philippe teaches schoolchildren the joys of surrendering
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Never? Oh, my sweet summer child
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One swing vote's dilemma: I really, really hate Trump, but using a medically false definition to dictate when an unborn child's life begins as a means of stripping away the basic control a woman has over her own body is very important to me. Wat do?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The question of the decade: How can I get my young child to sit patiently through all these Zoom classes?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I come clean with my husband and admit I tricked and manipulated him into us having a third child?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
News: A gospel singer turned celebrity politician is accused of masterminding the brutal assassination of her husband; Fark: who was once her adopted son; WTFark: with the help of five of the couple's 55 children
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman shows up without an appointment and begins to cream obscenities
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Wed August 26, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez's new film shows off her nibling, okay for those of you that haven't already clicked, nibling is a gender neutral term for your sibling's child
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(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
Missouri House passes law making it legal to give guns to children without their parents permission, because what do parents know about raising children anyway?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cardi B says WAP isn't for kids. So if you have been whining and pouting about it, grow up
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
80's Bangspiration
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"The author of this letter has either never met a child or is maybe a giant asshole. One thing is for sure: I would hand my kids air horns and cocaine and send them back outside." Subby approves
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump tells man held hostage for two years by Turkish president Recep Erdoğan that Erdoğan was "very good" to Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner breaks down in tears as she finishes binge-watching The Office with her children, and Jenna Fischer offers to do a virtual rewatch with her
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Mon August 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
The five best masks for your children to wear this fall
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
The floodgates are open: Melania's former friend/advisor Stephanie Wolkoff has tapes of her making disparaging remarks about Trump and his adult children
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
It's the debbil's music
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Sun August 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
If someone paints graffiti over other graffiti then what does that make it?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Vic McQueen and Maggie Leigh visit an amusement park and have a pleasant evening riding all the rides, surrounded by jubilant adoring children," Joe Hill says of the NOS4A2 season finale, which could be the series finale,10 PM ET on AMC
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Two of Larry King's children have died in the past three weeks. In other news, Larry King is still alive
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Fri August 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Save the Children" rallies will be held in some 200 cities across America on Saturday. Pssst .... they're just a real life extension of the unhinged QAnon conspiracy theory
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The Nebraska Karenhuskers are ready to sue the Big 10 over college football
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR on QAnon: You know, I could imagine a secret cabal in the government that might want to raise our taxes or indoctrinate us or take our guns away, some policy goal. But this notion that they're sexually abusing children, where did this come from?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
If these people can post the most embarrassing childhood photos, why can't we?
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Thu August 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Urged on by Stephen Miller, the Trump cabinet voted to separate children from their families in 2018 meeting
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
At the Paul W. "Bear" Bryant Museum, you can see historic footballs, child porn, vintage jerseys...wait
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Record heat is causing squirrels to sploot
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"A daycare worker I know is posting photos of crying children on social media platforms. Should I intercede and stop this madness?"
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
"If you do it again I'll chop your fingers off" is not a suitable behavioral correction approach in a prison, much less a grade school
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Wed August 19, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Why does God need parents to sign a waiver before sending their child to Catholic School during the coronavirus pandemic? It's not as if the courts have jurisdiction over the Lord
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker is selling his house, buying an RV, and hitting the road with wife and 2 youngish children for an undermined amount of time. Any advice other than dear god don't do that?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some weird truths about viruses, and Covid-19, including what you can catch from your children if its heir-born
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Survey suggests American children coped well with not being in school, specifically the life of sitting in a dull classroom with dull students and a dull teacher reading dull textbooks and doing dull exercises, none of which teaches kids anything
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Mon August 17, 2020
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Fast food consumption is on the rise among US children and adolescents." What's next, kids not going to school?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Quote from The Boys Showrunner, Eric Kprike: "When I was a child, I had a crazy, impossible dream - to provide Jensen Ackles with gainful employment"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a 4-year-old daughter who is bright and happy. She was due to start pre-K this year but we're teaching her at home. I'm not social, she's an only child, but hasn't seen other kids in 5 months. Should I be concerned about social development?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma high school student knowingly went to class with coronavirus, officials say. The student was identified following an anonymous tip. Wait WTF?
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why coloring books are actually a tool designed to foster submission, obedience, and passive servitude in children
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Easy answer: because half of the people are of below average intelligence
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rep Jim Cooper, (D-TN) tweets that if they subpoena Post Gen DeJoy, and he fails to appear, "we should send the Sgt at Arms to arrest him." Someone pour a glass of lemonade for this sweet, summer child
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Did we, though? Do they, though?
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Children show their appreciation for the working man
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
FDA cans accurate food labels
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's the best children's film for adults to watch?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It is way too soon to count the Manchildian Candidate out
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Here's the poster child case for not letting the turtle disallow coronavirus workplace liability lawsuits
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ethel beside herself after snapping naked jogger running around wearing only a bum-bag and trainers in park
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
QAnon's latest unhinged conspiracy with no basis in fact or science? Hollywood is harvesting a secret drug from children called Adrenochrome which, if you are familiar with QAnon, is entirely made up and f*cking stupid
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Thu August 13, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
RZA releases new ice cream truck jingle to replace the racist "Turkey in the Straw." Wu-Tang is for the children
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, if you call 165,000 dead and over 100,000 infected children under the age of 10, a "campaign to sow fear", then yeah I guess you're right
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
An interesting experiment in KY: Catholic Bishops after praying about it will open their schools to students next week
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Cruella DeVos hides away in her mansion as children are forcibly returned to schools and infected with Coronavirus
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Wed August 12, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That underage manatee in the internet chat room looking for an older man to get nude with... MAY just be a cop. Officer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even school shootings are remote learning these days
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even school shootings are remote learning these days
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Tue August 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With the selection of Kamala Harris for Vice President, Biden has put Republicans on notice: black women voters are coming for you and you should be very afraid. Very afraid
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
At this point in the story, our only source of revenue is going to be selling the children we have in concentration camps back to their families across the border
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zac Efron starring in remake of 3 Men and a Baby. No word if a Tom Selleck will double as a ghost
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top snooker player Ronnie O'Sullivan slams younger generation"s poor standard of play and claims he'd have to "lose an arm and a leg to fall out of the top 50" on tour. That's a baaaad diss
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Sun August 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk might be even more batshiat insane than we thought
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Free* propaganda to teach your children the hidden glory of our national father
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It was a rocket or bomb and not corrupt negligent storage of a known explosive. Yeah, that's the ticket according to my chief aide and wife, Morgan Fairchild
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