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Sun March 26, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Channeling his inner Ric Romero, Elon finally says something we can all agree on
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Sat March 25, 2023
(Intel Underground)
 
 
 
Moore's Law broken
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(Intel Underground)
 
 
 
Moore's Law broken
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Fri March 24, 2023
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
TikTok CEO assures Congress that its employees weren't surveilling journalists, they were just avidly following them due to intense interest
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Oh, the humanity, and all the Block investors screaming around here
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Thu March 23, 2023
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Musk 'trolls' the Democrats by screwing up the 'that's what she said' joke worse than Michael Scott ever did
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks CEO says he'll work a shift of his choosing at the cafe of his choosing once a month and he's not afraid to show up high and really get in there and misspell and mispronounce your name while bungling your order
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Wed March 22, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
2,200 job cuts? Indeed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NewsMax will once again be free to spew forth their vile hatred and vitriol across and Amber Waves of Grain via DirectTV. The Free Market has spoken
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(ICv2)
 
 
 
At their current rate, Gamestop will soon be 100% profit as they will eventually not have to pay for pesky costs like "employees" and "store overhead"
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Tue March 21, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath, and Beyond locations now 60% off. No coupon required
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Mon March 20, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out Virgin Orbit is declaring bankruptcy this week
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Jay Powell faces his Kobayashi Maru scenario: Keep raising interest rates to fight inflation for average Americans, or fire up the money cannon to save banks and wealthy Americans. In related news, stock up on cat food while you can
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Instead of welcoming the new employees and investors, UBS execs pull no punches in describing their distaste for Credit Suisse. "You go from having the best run Swiss bank in UBS with a clear strategy, to owning the worst"
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Sun March 19, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter now replies to all press inquiries with an automated poop emoji. Which is, sadly, an improvement over recent responses from ownership
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Send the Florida National Guard to lol Mar-a-Lago." MAGA expects Florida Man to use force to defy the arrest of Florida Man
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Sat March 18, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Truly a Free Market Jenius
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Fri March 17, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lord tunderin, they's changed the recipe for Screech
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lord tunderin, they's changed the recipe for Screech
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(Massively OP)
 
 
 
MMO Game company replaces CEO with AI chatbot, proves that CEO may be the most replaceable job in the world
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(Axios)
 
 
 
From the 'Never let a good crisis go to waste' school of journalism: "SVB employees blame remote work for bank failure"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
This one time, at Bandcamp... we united and organized with fellow workers to bargain collectively
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Thu March 16, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Virgin Orbit fails to climax
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Wed March 15, 2023
(BBC)
 
 
 
Charles Leclerc to get 10-place grid penalty at Saudi GP for exceeding the 2 ECUs allowed per season - in race 1 of 23. Looks like it's going to be a long year, Ferrari fans
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(Axios)
 
 
 
CEO optimism on the rise. Prepare for layoffs
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Shedding 8 billion dollars of debt is great for Bally's, but who gets stiffed?
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Tue March 14, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kinda feel like if you're being paid $7+ million a year, you could maybe afford to pay for your own damn pizza. Hope he tips well, at least, but probably not
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
But we thought the metaverse and NFTs were the future
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Sat March 11, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two of the largest 'stablecoins' aren't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two of the largest 'stablecoins' aren't
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Fri March 10, 2023
(Variety)
 
 
 
Legendary KROQ DJ, MTV VJ Lewis Largent signs off the air permanently at age 58
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Might as well just call it "Min" at the rate it's going
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(WDBO Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney CEO Bob Iger admits what everyone already knows - Disney parks are too expensive, overcrowded. If only he knew someone who could fix both
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lopez, red card, bribery of soccer officials
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another company has raised hundreds of millions with no product, customers, or explanation of what they actually do. But tech totally isn't a bubble
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Thu March 09, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM to workers: "We're not laying you off, but could you maybe... I don't know... quit a little?"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
State-run media or Media-run state? New Murdoch email: "Both Trump and McConnell are appealing for help to beat unelectable former mine owner who served time. Anything during day helpful, but Sean and Laura dumping on him hard might save the day"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Again, Black Mirror wasn't an instruction manual
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(MSN)
 
Hero
 
Founder and CEO of commercial real estate company says what most of us have been saying all along
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Wed March 08, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Teamsters president scorches a Senator at a congressional hearing. No, this isn't repeat from 1957, it just feels like it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having a woman on top puts you in a position to beat the S&P, among other things
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Tue March 07, 2023
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Things are going so smoothly at Twitter that Elon Musk needs bodyguards to follow him into the bathroom
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If there's an award for worst boss, Musk is doing his best to win it unanimously
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After years on the brink, Barnes & Noble is going for a plot twist: growing sales and 30 new stores. How? Well people like smallish bookstores. And in a world with Amazon, B&N get to pretend it's a smaller bookstore
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk reveals why AOC will never date him. The rest of the enormous list must be nailed to a church door somewhere
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Back in 2008, Georgia Power signed a deal to bring two more nuclear reactors to Plant Vogtle. Fifteen years and $35 BILLION later, they finally lit the pilot. Dr. Evil's pinky is erect
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Mon March 06, 2023
(Torrent Freak)
 
Hero
 
Unreleased Scooby Doo and Krypto Too movie leaked. Do Batgirl next
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After gutting Warner Bros. Discovery and firing scores of employees, David Zaslav awards himself a nice hefty bonus
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Sun March 05, 2023
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
3 days in Vegas, $2k in spending and betting money, PLUS lessons from a blackjack pro, all for free? Sign me up
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Fri March 03, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Norfolk Southern CEO sets up the first official "See if you can live long enough to be awarded this" scholarship fund for East Palestine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zoom abruptly fires its president, presumably via some sort of video call
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Tue February 28, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you work at Lockheed's HIMARS plant in Camden, Arkansas you can look forward to being offered A LOT of overtime in the next few months
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elon's a bit too polarizing to be CEO of Twitter so they're going with a Boring guy
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"I said to myself, 'why would anyone have a porta-potty in their front yard?' Then when I found out why it was there. My question quickly was, 'who is going to come and pick it up?'"
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Mon February 27, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'd probably be very happy to make $1 million/yr. If you made $100 million in a career you'd probably think yourself incredibly rich. What would you think if you made a THOUSAND million dollars per YEAR? I should really buy guillotine insurance?
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Fri February 24, 2023
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen... DJ T
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ericsson gives the Viking Funeral to 8,500 jobs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Warner Bros/Discovery lost $2.1 billion dollars in the last quarter of 2022. FARK: That was an improvement over the previous two quarters
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Thu February 23, 2023
(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
In today's Shark-Jumping Weekly, startup presents RadioGPT, service that uses power of AI to generate scripts, social media posts, short videos, and "compelling" audio for local radio stations without having to involve DJ or PD
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Minesweeper engineers were asked not to disclose speed records to the CEO, because "Bill got addicted"
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(Semafor)
 
 
 
Ozy Media CEO arrested for fraud, biting the heads off bats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo treats their mortgage bankers the way their mortgage bankers treated their customers as 'trickle down and on" continues
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Wed February 22, 2023
(Independent)
 
 
 
Former president to visit the site of the train derailment in East Palestine and is reportedly planning to make it all about him. And something about moving the US Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem to stick it to the Palestinians
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
If only there was some kind of sensible healthcare system where people don't lose their health insurance and die due to corporate greed
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy: All employees must return to the office, effective immediately. Amazon employees: How about "no"? Does "no" work for you?
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Tue February 21, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Astonishingly, the guy who tantrum-bought an entire social media platform was also known to rage like a toddler if he wasn't mentioned in articles about another company he bought
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Fri February 17, 2023
(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Civilization VII in the works. What do Farkers want in the next one? Return to Civ V graphics? Government corruption levels? Certain leaders (Queen of Sheba? Cromwell? Akhenaten?) or new countries (Armenia, Ireland, Mexico)? NO FRICKIN' 2K LAUNCHER?
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Thu February 16, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
CEO of ChatGPT maker OpenAI says AI will be 'the greatest force for economic empowerment' we've ever seen, especially for CEOS of AI companies
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Good news NYC, the helicopter company Blade had a successful test run this week with its new electric 'air taxis'. Soon you'll be able to hail and yell at the clouds when one blows by you without stopping
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
Moderna CEO: "We're going to raise the price of the Covid vaccine by 400%". Senator Sanders: "You need to come to the Senate and explain it to us". Moderna CEO: "Upon further introspection we've decided to not raise the price at all"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LinkedIn can't help their own employees get work either
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Musk says Microsoft's AI-powered Bing needs 'bit more polish' and its bizarre, threatening messages, and he wants to help
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Wed February 15, 2023
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you're going to steal tens of millions of dollar from your company and make flashy purchases like luxury cars and private jets you probably don't want to ALSO stiff you employees for two months. People will notice, people like the FBI and SEC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
HCA Healthcare Inc.: We may have roaches in our hospital operating rooms, but our profits, stocks are way up
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bausch + Lomb decides they look better in an old pair of frames
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon promises to hand off Twitter to a new CEO. He just needs the rest of the year to set a few more fires in the walls before stepping down
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite a loss, Krispy still pretty Kremey. mmmmmmm, hot donuts now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothings says tone deaf like laying off thousands off employees then hiding from the world in a tropical paradise
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Tue February 14, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ferrari heir" has more than a sexy high-performance ring to it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terry Bradshaw elbows out George Costanza as the Jerk Store's best customer
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not following Elmo on Twitter? Well, you are now
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Mon February 13, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google employees take to Memegen, rip CEO, Bard for being rushed to market to throw AI hands with Microsoft and ChatGPT. Yes, they've got a Nic Cage meme for that
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Fri February 10, 2023
(Axios)
 
 
 
In related news, Yahoo apparently still has staff, is a thing
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Thu February 09, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meta has officially ripped off the band-aid and revealed the festering sore underneath once again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Baxter shares fall sending Ron Burgundy into a milky funk
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elmo: "I have more than 100 million followers, and I'm only getting tens of thousands of impressions?" Engineer who just got fired: your interest level was measured at 100 on a scale of 100 last April, and now you're just a 9
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Wed February 08, 2023
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Wishes will not come true for 7,000 Disney cast members
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Tue February 07, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Zoom asks 1300 employees to leave the meeting
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk promised billionaire investor Ron Baron 2-300% returns on his Twitter investment. That kind of thing is pretty much exactly how Bernie Madoff wound up dying in prison
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maybe the two can have a nice conversation with each other
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Mon February 06, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We'll make up the difference in volume
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OpenAI CEO touts ChatGPT's summarizing abilities. "I don't have to read the full article anymore." Isn't it nice knowing the guy in charge of a company leading us toward machine singularity doesn't concern himself with details?
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
The new Smokey ice cream flavor is fire
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Southwest holiday melt down results in promotions
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
How will Ticketmaster fark up Beyoncé's tour?
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Wed February 01, 2023
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
You're the CEO, you can just fire them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intel had a terrible QTR and a terrible year, firing tens of thousands of people. To show he feels the pain, the CEO will take a $300k pay cut this year after making $300 million the past 2 years
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Tue January 31, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PayPal says ByeNow to 2,000 employees
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see Mike Lindell inside a claw machine? You're in luck
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
ExxonMobil reports pure profit of $52,000,000,000 in 2023. Let them tell you, at length, about how a windfall profit tax would severely limit their access to hookers and blow
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Mon January 30, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Philips screws 6,000 workers
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(Search Engine Land)
 
 
 
Yahoo could be making a return to search. They should probably google if that's a good idea first
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(Search Engine Land)
 
 
 
Yahoo could be making a return to search. They should probably google if that's a good idea first
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Truth Social users beg TFG to please stop running shady ads: "I've been scammed more than once"...and that doesn't even include getting swindled into voting for him in the first place
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Fri January 27, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
You know it's been a tough year when Goldman Sachs CEO gets a 29 percent pay cut. He'll have to squeak by on only $25 million
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Intel Inside, Out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bed Bath and Beyond shares drop 20% on bankruptcy news. No coupon required
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, I'd wager that we do
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla earnings will be "most important in history", Tesla bullsh*ter says. Oh, sorry. Mistyped. That should be "Tesla bull bullsh*ter"
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Thu January 19, 2023
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
In 2023, Chiefs & Pats will play in Germany, while Bills, Titans, & Jags will play in London. Bears & Texans will continue to play in Competently
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs' latest earnings announcement was so bad that George Santos now no longer lies about working there
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs' latest earnings announcement was so bad that George Santos now no longer lies about working there
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Scooby who? The Last of Us has HBO's second largest debut in a decade, behind House of the Dragon
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Verizon launches Microsoft Teams integration and you can hear a pin drop
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Wed January 11, 2023
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse considering cutting bonus pool by 50%. It's not official yet, so you have time to go to bat for these horrendously put-upon bankers and c-suiters
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Parler copies Elmo, lays off 75% of staff
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Tue January 10, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Coinbase loses 20% of its staff between the cushions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that Covid vaccines will be going private, they will will be going up in price. From $16 for the first dose purchased by the government to boosters at $26 to $110 when it's commercially distributed
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
SEC fines former McDonald's CEO about 65K Happy Meals for misleading investors about his firing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis: Some Head News Aggregator Guy or Chief Executive Global Farkhead, Duke of New Farkistan, A-#1?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
5 things you really should not buy in 2023. I'm sure we can all relate to number 1
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Because they are always sour?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Because they are always sour?
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cathie Woods' ETF lost 67% last year, so maybe Tesla only losing 65% makes it look like a winner to her
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Tue January 03, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well, THAT'S just depressing as heck, eh?
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tesla's worst-ever year brings $17bil windfall for shorts. Maybe global warming does have a few bright spots
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Law Enforcement can no longer stand idle and presume we can arrest ourselves out of this epidemic"
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2022, there weren't enough chips for cars. Then in 2022, there weren't enough chips for video cards. Now it's 2022 and there are so many chips, a chipmaker is cutting staff. Curse this timeline
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Wed December 21, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Elmo to step down as Twitter CEO "when he finds someone foolish enough to take the job", i.e. the next time he looks in the mirror
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Mon December 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vox Populi, Vox Dei
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hello, Board of Tesla, this is Congress and the SEC. You're going to be going through some things because your CEO is insane
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hello, Board of Tesla, this is Congress and the SEC. You're going to be going through some things because your CEO is insane
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon wants to attack his bloodline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman scales back consumer unit and cuts 100s of jobs because people don't need banks, corporations do
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Boom picks its zoom, chooses military Kratos not Doom after most legacy civil engine makers leave the room
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Congressional hearing on FTX bankruptcy - discussion of SBF indictment imminent (Live now)
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Microsoft is buying a part of London's stock exchange. Could be renamed Softfootsie if it buys more
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
AMC Networks announces layoffs due to cord-cutting and streaming costs. No word yet on how many people worked on The Walking Dead
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Platformer)
 
 
 
A bunch of Tech CEOs are looking Muskward, watching jealously as his rapid unscheduled disassembly of Twitter continues
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