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headlines found matching 'Chicken'
Wed August 05, 2020
(Bakenstein)
 
 
 
Would you try bacon grown in a lab from real pork fat cells, produced without animal slaughter? Because now you can
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(Bakenstein)
 
 
 
Would you try bacon grown in a lab from real pork fat cells, produced without animal slaughter? Because now you can
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well, I know what I'm not spending $30 for on September 4th
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Tue August 04, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is meat the new toilet paper?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A 40-year journey leads to a new truffle species. No word if it tastes like chicken
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Waitrose shopper buys eggs, finds peeps
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(The Root)
 
 
 
KFC Trinidad celebrates Emancipation Day with - oh, lordy, no
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yes, Tyson Foods named the former head of Alphabet's 'X' new CEO, OK?
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Garlic mayo is better than blue cheese on chicken tenders and most things. Fight me
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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Thu July 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lies, damn lies, and vegetarianisms
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lies, damn lies, and vegetarianisms
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
42,000 chickens fried due to electrical malfunction. That is what the firemen said after they wattled over and combed through the site. Didn't help that they were all cooped up, too
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are using polymorphs to treat mental illnesses by turning you into a chicken
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's time you over-chick'd the fil-a and out-popped the eye
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's time you over-chick'd the fil-a and out-popped the eye
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Wed July 29, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's National Chicken Wing Day - get your freebies to go
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Your feet smell like fried chicken and those KFC Crocs are toe-lickin' good. I'll take a 2 piece for $200 please
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
They're toe-licking good
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Depressed Belgian woman thought she was a chicken after being found pecking, clucking, crowing, and exploding during sexual arousal
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
You can play Doom inside Minecraft using virtual PC, mum says chicken tendies are ready
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Two ugly ass Gentoo penguin chicks hatched at the Tennessee Aquarium
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Food and Water Watch)
 
 
 
Tumors in my chicken? It's more likely than you think
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(Food and Water Watch)
 
 
 
Tumors in my chicken? It's more likely than you think
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Burger King eats vegans alive in federal court over Impossible Whopper lawsuit. Not very vegan, BK
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats were also going to impeach Trump for obstructing Mueller, paying off porn stars, illegally diverting money to the wall, and profiting personally from his office, but chickened out. Bonus: Pelosi personally vetoed the obstruction charge
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download KFC's chicken nuggets, would you?
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download KFC's chicken nuggets, would you?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Science gives us a better way to detect bean flickin', chicken chokin', kitten killin'
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Mon July 20, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's celebrate the 51st anniversary of the first moon landing with this fine piece of news coverage. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
KFC experimenting with plant-based fried chicken
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
There are picky eaters...and then there is this guy who only eats chicken strips and plain bagels
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Thu July 16, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Now, I might be a simple country astrochicken, but this doesn't strike me as an endorsement
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to see a plastic chicken cover "Sweet Child O'Mine" today is your lucky day
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Blood-feeding livestock mites can be detected with tiny wearable "Fitbits for chickens." It's pretty int-hens
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If Charlotte the spider had a darker sense of humor, her web would have included some very different words
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Julia Sawalha, an actress in the original Chicken Run, accuses producers of ageism after she was dropped from the sequel with no explanation, assures everyone she's not a racist psycho like Mel Gibson
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Popeye's gets spicy with the pizza industry
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some of the most brutally honest horoscope predictions you'll see this week. Difficulty, 1979
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tastes like chicken
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Wed July 08, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
It's a virtual chicken wing party and you're all invited
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Reba the Hen goes on a road trip and makes it home in time for...do we have a day for chickens?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler is as good at raising chickens/using trail cams as being quarterback
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Almost 3,500 teachers and students at public schools in Saitama lose their lunch over meal of fried chicken, a tuna/potato dish, seaweed salad, rice and miso soup. I had the fish
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"You should grill more chicken hearts," SAID NO ONE, EVER
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The devil reveals himself for a Season 5 special
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A wonderful, magical animal
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
But were they spherical?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
For sale: Atlanta office/hotel complex. Located conveniently between Centennial Olympic Park and two world-class sports arenas. Transit train station attached. Namesake Chicken Noodle News not included
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Mon June 29, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And you wanted to be my chicken nugget salesman
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Trump, Lebanese judge bans media from talking to US ambassador for a year, in a reverse chicken vs egg scenario
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Some Seasoned Guy)
 
 
 
KC Masterpiece Barbecue Seasoning. It's discontinued. It was subby's and subby's family's favorite inexpensive, dry seasoning for chicken. Anyone have a good substitute or a recipe to recreate it?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Smoked raw eggs lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg, without the bacon. Or more accurately lets you have breakfast that tastes like bacon and egg with extra bacon
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The chickens have come home to... murder (exclamation point)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The chickens have come home to... murder (exclamation point)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
You otter watch these critters eating a healthy breakfast
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
When in Animal Crossing, visit KFC Island, a virtual restaurant lorded over by Virtual Colonel Sanders who surely goes Most Dangerous Game on chickens who attempt to flee his virtual kitchen
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the first film debuted to success, Netflix decides the time is now for audiences to gobble up a Chicken Run sequel
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Subway will no longer offer roast beef and rotisserie-style chicken on sandwiches due to "corporate-side menu restructuring." Less meat, more yoga-mat bread
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
CBP finds 20,000 lbs of smuggled Chinese meat products at LA/Long Beach port, hidden in (apparently un-refrigerated) containers of electronics and household goods. Enjoy your 4th of July BBQ
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With stock prices so low, companies are gobbling poison pills like free chicken wings at happy hour
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas Tyson plant forced to remain open to feed China faced with a new dilemma as 200 workers test positive for Coronavirus and China refuses to accept their chicken imports
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Your SQUEEEE du jour - baby chicks wearing cupcake wrappers like ballerina tutus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tell us about take out fried chicken joints in your town. Lemme start
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tell us about take out fried chicken joints in your town. Lemme start
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
How do you know somebody is vegan? They probably won't talk to you
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Mon June 15, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Loyal NorthStar Horizon users patiently waiting for their new console upgrades have their hopes dashed again by KFC, bastards
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Despite mass closure of offices and their microwaves, Lean Cuisine soldiers on, unveils 18 super-sized bowls that are 20 percent larger than standard Lean Cuisine tray meals. Portion control surrenders
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Fri June 12, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Wrong chicken tender order leads to customers shattering front glass of Sonic. There was no gunplay or nudity, so that rules out Florida
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
This summer, seafood should be simple (and quite possibly cheaper than chicken)
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How do I kill the 20-30 feral chickens that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small children play?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
City Chicken isn't chicken, doesn't need to come from a City Wok
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
City Chicken isn't chicken, doesn't need to come from a City Wok
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Rally's trying to get in on the chicken sandwich craze, but can they ever outrun their checkered past?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Wendy's says its beef supply is almost back to normal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rick Wilson: What to name Trump's fenced-in White House? Chickenshiatmo, Tinyman Square, Asshoalamo, Area 45, Alcatrash, Checkpoint Chachi
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Colonel hits the gym and has a new, bigger chicken sandwich to take on Popeye, Wendy, and the cows
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Thu June 04, 2020
(i24 News)
 
 
 
Israeli Parliament sends everyone home for chicken soup after a member comes down with coronavirus
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
McMenus may stay McSmall and McSalad-free for the McFuture
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So about that claim that tear gas wasn't used so the chicken could cross the road
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And he looked like such a nice young Pilgrim
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And he looked like such a nice young Pilgrim
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping list: yeast, gaming headsets, thermometers, fitness equipment. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road? A helpful recap (with all the swears)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food chain cleans up its image. Sir, this is a Popeye's
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
This fried chicken zip line keeps the crunchy hot goodness flying in NOLA
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Headline: New report reveals Australia's unhealthiest fast food meals. Article: New report reveals a Red Rooster Bacon and Cheese Rippa provides you with almost all the energy you need in a day
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists say that eventually it will be us or them. Personally, I'm taking the side of the chickens
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
The world needs to know about the Thai fake eggs scandal
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Zuckerberg ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Zuckerberg turned about and gallantly he chickened out
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What can the Isle of Eigg teach us about building a new economy? Well, it's got to come before the chickens come home to roost
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why did Hemingway's chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, terse edition
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Grill marks? Now you're doing it worng
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How to ensure you grill your steak perfectly every time. Step 1: Only use a gas grill
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Sun May 24, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Things you can get at drive-throughs: lattes, hamburgers, fries, chemo, chicken sandwi- wait, what?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
A non pork Bacon is mentioned, which mammal is it from? Click here to find out
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(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
Yeah, that "Not Ready To Eat Chicken" you picked up earlier? Don't eat it
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
CDC: You know how putting raw chicken in your mouth can transmit salmonella? The same applies to kissing baby chickens
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Discover)
 
 
 
Pluto's atmosphere just collapsed. Chicken Little suffocates
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Tue May 19, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
'Hamden farm known for goat yoga transitioning to egg delivery amid pandemic shutdowns'
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
While not playing baseball, Richmond Flying Squirrels will offer hot dogs, peanuts, brats, chicken tenders, fries, soft drinks, the team beer, and the team wine for curbside pickup
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With their stock up by almost 1/3, Popeyes says it's 'immune' to the virus. Their chicken's good and all, unless they started adding spinach to their breading it's not *that* good
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Meat producers: Supplies are low because of covid-19. Disregard that we ship 1/3 of our product to China
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An article praising the benefits of simmering chicken in chocolate milk
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Chickens. Not just for choking anymore
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(The Root)
 
 
 
To the left: Ten things one writer cooked in isolation and what they say about her. To the right: tell us some things you've cooked and let farkers tell you what they say about you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least we got chicken and a haircut
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Facing fresh beef shortage, Wendy's alters the $5 Biggie Bag Deal, trades Bacon Double Stack for Crispy Chicken Sandwich, six chicken nuggets, and a Frosty to be named later
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coronavirus meat shortages could last through the summer, as processors of coronavirus meat struggle to reopen at full capacity
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man wins $2M lotto jackpot after hint from fortune cookie, although how he managed to play "that wasn't chicken" isn't clear
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Acolytes of FREEDUMB, Trump, and Nurgle ask you to boycott Costco for forcing shoppers to wear masks while picking up a month's supply of toilet paper and $5 chicken. Those masks will prevent you from getting enough oxygen, claimed one
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Tue May 05, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana cops looking for aggressive chicken accused of fowl play. Probably cooped up too long
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Amazon exec resigns, citing company's chickenshiat attitude towards worker protests
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Sat May 02, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
During this crisis, we have time to discover new ways of doing things. In this spirit I would like to present Pachelbel's Chicken
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Swedish town pulls totally chicken shiat move to discourage revelry
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Do you miss overpaying for ballpark food? Now you can eat like you are at the ballpark for a week for only $185
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'There's plenty of meat, however supply isn't totally meeting demand' is no longer just a Rule 34/Your Mom headline
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'There's plenty of meat, however supply isn't totally meeting demand' is no longer just a Rule 34/Your Mom headline
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Smashburger offers new $29 family meal kits for takeout. Each kit includes goofproof instructions and four unassembled buns, toppings, burgers, sauce and tots to feed an American family of four, or a Farker family of one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? In Crawford County, Kansas it's probably to add to the casualty count of The Fried Chicken War
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? In Crawford County, Kansas it's probably to add to the casualty count of The Fried Chicken War
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Tyson Foods helped create the meat crisis it's now warning against. Kind of a chicken/egg or oxy addiction/pharma rehab thing
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
With chicken, pork processing plants closing from COVID-19 infections, some creative person stocked up their refrigerator with "the other white meat"
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Testing poultry plant workers for COVID-19 is a dumb idea because millions of chickens must be killed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You already have all you need to make fabled stone soup: catsup, can of corn, old slice of pizza, jar of olives
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chicken sandwich
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Mon April 27, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
(Not the Onion) PETA plans to erect a billboard in remembrance of fallen poultry: 'In memory of the chickens killed in a nearby fire'
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
2 million chickens will be killed in Delaware and Maryland because of lack of employees at processing plants. Gonzo inconsolable
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
2 million chickens will be killed in Delaware and Maryland because of lack of employees at processing plants. Gonzo inconsolable
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Guy known as "Skweezy Jibb" gets shout out from Wendy's Twitter account for crossing a State border, 3 rivers & endless bridges to get 2 free Chicken nugget orders from 11 Wendy's franchises
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Salted maple pie? Sort of want
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Poultry processors in Maryland and Delaware chicken out, to the tune of 2 million birds
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bacon surplus to become bacon shortage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bacon surplus to become bacon shortage
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Wed April 22, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just the 7th largest chicken processing company in the US going from three to twenty 'Rona cases in one week
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Wendy's will have free chicken nuggets on Friday. Here is how to get them
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(Long Beach Press-Telegram)
 
 
 
Forget free TP, restaurant chain offering free pound of bacon with $10 purchases
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Roadside America)
 
 
 
Daddy, can you choke a headless chicken? Why, yes son, you certainly can
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(Roadside America)
 
 
 
Daddy, can you choke a headless chicken? Why, yes son, you certainly can
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Mon April 20, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's 4/20 and we're stuck at home. What stupid/silly videos are you watching to amuse yourself? For my submission, I present to you: a rubber chicken covering Alan Walker's "Faded"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Raw-dogging is dangerous, mmmkay?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
KFC to sell plant-based fried chicken in China. Serves them right
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder to never wash your raw chicken before cooking
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Sat April 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
We are now too stupid to take the meat and place it in the freezer without instructions
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Thu April 16, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo send hundreds of meals to LA hospital workers. No word if you need a machete to eat them
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In these dark times we all struggle to get the groceries we need but we can die happy knowing that Prince John James, Prince Tyson Fury II and Prince Adonis Amazia didn't have to go without this easter weekend (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with another Fark Livestream - 7:30pm Eastern. Come for today's news summary, stay for the latest on Boober Eats and also UFO chickens
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tired of the same old comfort food during quarantine? How about a nice heaping bowl of congee? (w/recipe)
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
KFC mocks people in the UK and Ireland who attempt to make fried chicken. Meanwhile, every single grandmother in the south just sigh and say "bless their heart"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
KFC mocks people in the UK and Ireland who attempt to make fried chicken. Meanwhile, every single grandmother in the south just sigh and say "bless their heart"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's coronavirus fringe benefit: MASSIVE CHICKEN WING SURPLUS
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(The fart of war)
 
 
 
Having read Sun Tzu, McDonald's refuses to give Wendy's free publicity, uses their attack as an opportunity to refocus on what's important to McDonald's
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Subby, who's not Jewish, loves to make Jewish food on Jewish holidays; will be making a matzo ball soup with fresh chicken stock he's been slowly cooking down for over a day. Also latkes are up next. Difficulty: Catholic who can not eat meat today?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one on a rerun. What's a rerun? You're about to find out
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Wed April 08, 2020
 
 
 
KFC's now selling 70 popcorn chicken nuggets for $10.00 No word if it comes with free angioplast balloon
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KFC's now selling 70 popcorn chicken nuggets for $10.00 No word if it comes with free angioplast balloon
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Republicans will lose if we allow mail in voting. DING DING DING DING DING Winner winner chicken dinner
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Constitutional law professor upset that people are enjoying exotic things like "sushi" and "chicken tikka masala"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
I'll take Tweets That Age Like Raw Chicken Left Under the Sofa for $1000, Alex
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