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Thu July 19, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
So why did KFC change their name to that after they were known as Kentucky Fried Chicken?
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Wed July 18, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Heroin stash disguised as cooked chicken doesn't fly with airport screeners
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Tue July 17, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Burned chicken, coconut rum and a weaponized anchor. Just another Tuesday in Florida
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's strange holiday: National Blue Cheese Dressing Day. So indulge yourself with it when eating your chicken wings or salad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man shows how to hypnotize a chicken. No word on whether he made it act like a human
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is chickenshiat
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Fri July 13, 2018
(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Loud sex at the courthouse. Chick seems happy in her mugshot. Guy, not so much
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
England used a rubber chicken during training for the World Cup. No word if it had a pulley in the middle
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly: "I want to look at hot chicks in bikinis." We aren't so different, you and I
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicken feet are "the Holy Grail of Trade" something US poultry producers would likely just throw away normally, but since they're considered a delicacy in China, they can sell them there for a nice profit. Well, COULD, anyway, until today
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman hunts and cooks iguanas then serves the "chicken of the trees" in burritos with avocados and sour cream. All that's missing is a Mexican Radio
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You gotta admit, hiding a plastic handcuff key in a chicken sandwich to bust your hubby outta jail isn't the worst idea (with mugshot)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
He hates big butts and he cannot lie, that Kardashian chick is why
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
I think we all could use this today: A feel good article about ex-cons and hot chicken. Mmmmm....hot chicken
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Protip: never make your non-apology apology about a racist statement you made at a chicken-and-waffles restaurant
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
KFC Pickle Fried Chicken sandwich, reviewed. With SFW pic of the sandwich
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Kirk Cousins to relax and refresh himself on Vikings' playbook during break. His opponent in December, Bill Belichick, will be doing the same
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
2 Gay Swans, One Cup
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"No sideshow is complete without Ann Coulter biting the head off a chicken"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders declares she had a great time out to eat with her family and the chicken was excellent. No more questions. (SMOKE BOMB)
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman discovers blood-stained glove in roast chicken she was going to give to her dogs. In other news, someone bought a whole roast chicken just for their dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 19, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: 80,000 pounds of chicken. Emergency breadcrumbs to be air-dropped
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Geesh, I thought that everybody knew that lube and Sprite go better with Chicken Tetrazzini. What an amateur
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Fri June 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World Cup officials are chicken when it comes to letting Nigerian fans bring lucky poultry into their matches
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Now we know why KFC chicken is so crispy
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Thu June 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick to be gunned down by Libyan terrorists
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pruitt had a backup plan when the Chick-fil-A franchise didn't work out
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO apologizes after eating at Chick Fil A during Pride Month. SAD
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber driver has license suspended because he didn't like lesbian passengers kissing in car. Was probably more upset that car didn't run out of gas or have flat tire. Bow-chicka bow wow
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas alum transforms chicken coop into 'Alhen' Fieldhouse in tribute to Jayhawks. K-State jokes to the right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They'd better add some chicken nuggets to the menu or Donald is going to be hangry
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I'm very proud to have reached this age. But, I'm still only 103. I'm a spring chicken and I'm still on the lookout for a toy boy"
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Sat June 09, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Democrats demand FBI probe into Scott Pruitt's Chick-Fil-A scandal, possibly by standing on their hind legs and spelling out 'Investigat Mor Pruitt' on a billboard
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil planned for chicken that was the sole survivor of a slaughterhouse truck crash. Attendees will have the choice of dark or white meat
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
What if somebody told you it's harder to get a Chick-fil-a franchise than to get into Harvard?
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (6/6): Are you the guy who thought Bruce Banner was dead for good? Well you're an idiot and I can't help you. Hulk is back. Also, some chick's boob, the Legion of Doom, Viking girl revenge story, and Dazzler pretends disco never happened
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Confessions of a Charlotte HR Manager. Boom chicka wow wow
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box offers an alternative to burgers and tacos: fries. Just some fries, sauced and loaded with cheese, guacamole, and beef, chicken, or chorizo. So yeah, order just the fries and a Diet Coke, and you'll be fine
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Tue June 05, 2018
(WJBF Augusta)
 
 
 
Rooster rescued from Santería ceremony repays their kindness by terrorizing the neighborhood. "That is one rogue rooster. I swear he's got fangs. I told my customers that one of these days we're going to serve fried chicken"
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Sun June 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A owner behaves like a good Christian, will probably lose franchise the moment corporate finds out
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Thu May 31, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stop rinsing your chicken. You might doom humanity
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We fed the bears, punched donkeys and chickens danced for out amusement. Welcome to the sixties
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Tue May 29, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you lose out to a man in a chicken costume on a reality dating show, you need to reevaluate your life choices, as proven by last night's episode of The Bachelorette [Warning: Spoilers]
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Mon May 28, 2018
(KFC)
 
 
 
KFC ups the creepiness level another notch: Enter to win a body sized Colonel Sanders pool floatie that holds you, your drink and a bucket of chicken
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Human-chicken hybrids created in US lab, which hopefully means another season of 'Kids in the Hall' is in our future (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 23, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Morning traffic backed up for 12 miles on I-5 outside Tacoma after massive drowsy chicken feather mishap
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious shocked that Bill Belichick is silent on Brady, Gronk absences from OTAs
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Tue May 22, 2018
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Team Flash has failed in every possible way. Barry simply isn't equipped to defeat a villain that can't be defeated by running faster. (CW 8pm ET) Later, on Legion, David doesn't believe the talking chicken is real. (FX 10pm ET)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US has minted a shiny new celebratory coin to mark the summit meeting with Kim Jong-un. Reverse has image of unhatched chickens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
An egg a day to keep the doctor away? Or is it a chicken to refrain from sicken?
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Mon May 21, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle has a rubber chicken museum now. Clark Griswold points the Family Truckster North
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The New Yorker explains the coolness of eating 24-karat gold chicken wings ..besides pooping gold ignots
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Answer: The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People amazed to find out that the "club" in club sandwich stands for chicken and lettuce under bacon. Meaning behind open-faced club sandwich still unknown
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no"
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Next time you are at a BBQ and the hostess asks you if you want a thigh, make sure she is cooking chicken
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's employees share the 14 strangest orders they've ever gotten, including a McChicken sandwich smothered in strawberry jam. What have you ordered at a fast food place?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The CHICKENS all ran for it and got away, but the Manly Males stayed behind to fight
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Thu May 03, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shep Smith says Fox News is staging a concerted effort to influence Trump to avoid a Mueller interview. Sounds like they think Trump is chicken. Bok bok buh-GOCK
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Wed May 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City police: "And for those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road. We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up"
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Farmer's plan to sell land for TJ Maxx to be built is hampered by neighbors, so he dumps chicken manure all over the fields and warns them to get used to the smell since he's going to build a giant chicken farm if they block the sale
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
In a fun-packed show, we've got the Miz interviewing a goat, the half-bludgenoning of an Uso, and Asuka's going to kill the IIconics... and probably Becky too. THIS is a Smackdown LIVE thread, coming from a bucket of chicken (8pm EDT, USA)
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NFL mock draft pioneer and infamous shut-in Joel Buschbaum once was offered a job by Bill Belichick to concoct multiple mocks to give Browns the ultimate edge on draft day. His response: Thanks but no thanks, I feel like I work for every team
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Sat April 21, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Begun the chicken sandwich wars have
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Fri April 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
A restaurant is looking for the man who publicly declared his intentions to 'marry' its mango chicken curry. Maybe he just crossed the road
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick's new puppy is already taking after him. 2 walkers put on waivers and 1 groomer traded for a 6th round draft pick
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/18): Action Comics #1000. The red underwear is back, so is Bendis. Plus adventures of Rodimus & Co. in the afterlife, Batman & Booster Gold, and Belladonna who is some viking warrior chick with rockin' boobage
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls police after insane handyman touts loan program to buy 5000 chickens
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Why the hell do we eat eggs for breakfast anyway? It's not like they came before chicken nuggets that we can eat anytime of the day
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
If this were a piece by the Onion, it would be brilliant satire, but it looks like the New Yorker really is having an existential crisis over Chick-fil-A and it is hilarious
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A brings New Yorkers into the modern age with its crusade for wholesome values, waffle fries
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Wed April 11, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man fired from job at a Kentucky F%$#d Chicken because he cussed too f%$ing much denied f*&ing unemployment compensation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Donald Trump, you're just a little chicken, cheep cheep. Anyway, how's your sex life?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Chip shop in the UK launches a belly-busting box with pizza, kebab, chicken nuggets and onion rings that is such a belly-buster they've even got fat Americans placing orders for it
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(Some Burning Guy)
 
 
 
Burning Man founder Larry Harvey suffers massive stroke, unfortunately not from a stoned hippie chick
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(The State)
 
 
 
A home invader breaks into a house and steals 2 chicken nuggets
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
L.A.'s Reef Hotel celebrating Cali's 1st legal 4/20 with a tribute to Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, unlimited Chicken Nuggets & Tater Tots on a "Munchie Mountain" & "Hot Box Maze". This should end well
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
That'll be thirty days or thirty cans of chicken noodle
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Wed April 04, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick and the Patriots are now firmly in the market for a QB in the 2018 NFL Draft
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Cannonball found in Virginia neighborhood, says he's looking for that bald chick who stole his powers in Deadpool
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Student bites head off chicken, apparently unaware that "farm-to-table" actually has a few more steps in there
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A is on the rise and overtaking these fast-food chains
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Turkey still trying to get their hands on chicken
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Some Florida Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you have had a long day, there's nothing better than having a few drinks before passing out in a supermarket with a partially eaten and unpaid for chicken breast on your chest
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
If your fetish is watching Katy Perry stuff her face full of chicken, today is your lucky day
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Wed March 28, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Chicken has survived for nine days after losing its head, scratches in the dirt that it's going after Mike the headless chicken's record of 18 months (Graphic) (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman uses $400 hairdryer to cook a chicken, because why the hell not
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Mon March 26, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally loquacious Belichick surprisingly still mum on on decision not to start Butler in Super Bowl his Patriots lost
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(Ringside News)
 
 
 
Braun Strowman "Wendy's ran out of chicken". Wendy's "Please don't flip the store upside down"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"It's absurd, and it's chicken shiat. I don't know if that's one or two words." While this could describe most of Congress, in this case it specifically refers to Paul Ryan's learned helplessness in the face of corporate use of eminent domain
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Uzbekistan proposes tripling property tax for people who don't keep enough chickens
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Sat March 24, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is National Cheesesteak Day ...and what better way to celebrate it than with the 20 best from Jersey (where better cheesesteaks come from) while those two Philly guys beat themselves over the head in their ongoing feud
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