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headlines found matching 'Chicago'
Sat June 16, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Party, June 23rd. Location: Headquarters Beercade
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Will the Undisputed Era stay undisputed? Will Nikki Cross vanish from the title match like the rest of her faction has done from TV? Will Gargano-Ciampa possibly be as good as tomorrow's Jinder-Roman match? NXT Takeover Chicago 8pm WWE Network
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta-Jones is "not sorry for being pretty, rich... married to a movie star" or being bipolar
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Chicago Maroons look to become relevant in sports again
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Tue June 12, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
49 people rescued from Serenity due to fog and a malfunctioning navigation system. Gorram
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Amber and Jason meet, listen to old Lionel Richie song
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Though pleased with the plentiful housing options for his people, Aquaman still frustrated by lousy and limited options for decent pizza
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Wed June 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mo mo mo mo mo Bamba
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
♫ In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. / There was a guy named Joel who'll be touring the country ♫
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest bookings fall after fatal accident. Because, you know, United flies the exact same plane with the exact same engines but they are United so it can't happen there
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Rookie is 2018 Oyster Eating Champion after eating a whopping 40 DOZEN oysters in 8 minutes. "I didn't really have a technique. I just slurped and slurped, rinse and repeat"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's the same old story in Chicago: Man urinates on train platform, woman asks man to stop, man punches woman for having the audacity to confront him
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Thinking of what to get dear 'ol dad for Father's Day? Why not an A1 meat-scented candle?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sears to close 72 more stores upon learning that there are somehow still Sears stores open somewhere
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Mets are literally a dumpster fire
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo's slide, which looked dirty but was ruled ok, then reviewed and ruled ok, was actually not ok. But it wasn't dirty. Got it?
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Fri May 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New York Daily News, Chicago Tribune, LA Times, Orlando Sentinel and Baltimore Sun discover that blocking all EU readers is easier than actually providing personal data protections
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Looks like someone forgot to tell Texas Democrats about the wave as they fail to show up to vote in Democratic run-off
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mediaite gives Tucker Carlson credit for presenting both sides of the Russian debate on a show, in which he demands proof of collusion while saying Trump asking Russia to hack Hillary's emails is proof of no collusion. Mediaite grants participation ribbon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Basketball players saying the earth is flat. New hotness: Basketball players saying the earth is round, but it's an illusion
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois residents fleeing state, staying dead for a year, for financial reasons
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois residents fleeing state, staying dead for a year, for financial reasons
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Homicide victim's body found by mushroom pickers. Friends say he was a fun guy. I'll let myself out
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Meteorologist explains how Kilauea ash could be over your city soon. "Kilauea Ash" is also the name of subby's surf metal band
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will the Royal Wedding get skewered? Will Alec Baldwin and the rest of the celebrity Trump Administration return? Will Amy Poehler return to Update? Tina Fey hosts, Nicki Minaj is the shrieking music act. SNL season finale, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Drunk at Walmart and driving around the electric handicap scooters while trying to run into people is no way to go through life, son
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Daily Progress)
 
 
 
Boyd Tinsley has been dumped from the Dave Matthews Band. Hopefully not over the Chicago River
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends & Trump play a game of telephone, with trolltastic consequences
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here's Tina Fey to take you on an animated stroll through her career with this SNL season finale promo
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Wed May 16, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
In what is sure to be not controversial at all, we now have a 2nd amendment solution to those annoying bike-sharing docks that are popping up around the world
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chicago can't control gun sales in the rest of the nation, California can't force better mileage on Kansas, and seven states' legalization of cannabis won't end a black market
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City of Arlington announces that they've been rejected as Amazon HQ2. "We're just too Texas for them"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to open cashier-less stores in Chicago, San Francisco, because people are just more honest in those cities
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
A new competitor to Astroglide has entered the market
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Sun May 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because there's no White Castle near your vacation spot?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB likes to discriminate based on color
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Cleveland offered Amazon over $120 million to come to Cleveland. Also offered to ship the Browns to another city, have Lebron be the new spokesman and name the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after Jeff Bezos
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Panda rape expert Tucker Carlson can't even do ad hominem attacks right; he slams Michael Avenatti for being a "porn lawyer whose eyes are too close together"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue 3-year-old from inside a claw machine at laundromat. It took 46 attempts and $92
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Congressman and current convicted felon/child sex offender Mel Reynolds guilty of failing to file federal income tax returns, says he's "done with America," vows to return "home" to Africa once his latest prison stint is complete
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Mon May 07, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
House Intel Democrats preparing to release thousands of the Russian linked Facebook ads used during the election. I don't see why, 62 million people have already seen them and the election is already over
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Thu May 03, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle city council: We feel that Amazon can easily afford a $500 per year head tax per employee. Amazon: Yeah, about that 17 story building we were just starting. Put a hold on that. And we'll be subleasing that building we just leased
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Scammer changes mailing addresses for UPS Atlanta HQ to apartment in Chicago, gets caught while trying to cash $60,000 in UPS checks
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Low-dose hyaluronidase can remove hyaluronic acid fillers. As if this wasn't already common knowledge
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rhinoceros at Chicago zoo undergoes a CT scan for a nasal obstruction. If the condition is serious enough, veterinarians may be called in for rhino-plasty
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Thu April 26, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Green Bay Packers have beaten the Chicago Bears....again
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
'Incognito mode' doesn't actually mean you are fully incognito. Next you're going to tell me the 'turbo button' doesn't actually mean your computer goes into turbo speed
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Prince's estate suing the Illinois hospital he was rushed to days before his death; they've also chosen to sue Walgreen's for filling prescriptions
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: " I have instructed the Secretary of Homeland Security not to let these large Caravans of people into our Country," DHS: *rolls eyes* Sure thing, boss, we won't let these completely non-existent caravans in, you can count on us
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
White Sox reliever Danny Farquhar on 10-day disabled list with brain hemorrhage. Wait, what?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
White Sox reliever Danny Farquhar on 10-day disabled list with brain hemorrhage. Wait, what?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Milo retreated from NYC bar
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Fri April 20, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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Wed April 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anthony Rizzo of the Chicago Cubs thinks the players play too many games and will take a pay cut for fewer games. Gonzo agrees
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
State and Wacker, the most dangerous area in Chicago. At least if you're in a Hollywood blockbuster
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Mon April 16, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Here's what we all need, a timeline of Trump's insulting Comey nicknames. Yes, this is our bully President with his bully pulpit (Twitter)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Pirates manager, Clint Hurdle, gets his feelings hurt after Javier Baez flipped his bat in frustration after a popup because of unwritten rules, or something
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
1 killed, 3 wounded in Riverdale shooting. South Side Serpents suspected in slaying
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like residents are going to end up full of lead no matter how few guns Chicago has
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Thu April 12, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
So your city is a corrupt festering cesspit whose leaders couldn't manage their way out of a wet paper bag? Easy solution - just annex the suburbs that have their shiat together and bend them to your will
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Some Cubbie)
 
 
 
Young Ferris Bueller busted by principal skipping school to go to Cubs home opener
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Yvonne Staples of the Staples Sisters passes away at age 80. Sister Mavis says "I'll take you there"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Crowd" of 974 White Sox fans watch beloved team extend home losing streak, to the 3 -8 Tampa Bay Rays
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Officer who was fired after dragging United passenger off plane is suing because he's the real victim here
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ah c'mon White Sox, do it
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Tue April 10, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
A Federal Judge ruled that just because a McDonald's "value meal" costs more than purchasing each item individually, does not mean they were trying to mislead
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of candidate to get recognized in today's political climate. CT Gubernatorial Candidate Lee Whitnum: "Hold my beer"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Milwaukee reporter arrested for punching out another reporter over a third one
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Hockey Feed)
 
 
 
Stan Mikita's mind is "completely gone." Wayne Campbell inconsolable
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Fri April 06, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, that synthetic marijuana you were smoking that caused you to bleed from the eyes and nose and ears and just about any other orifice in your body? Rat poison
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A reusable headline every two weeks between now and November: "Cook Political Report moves (XX) House races toward Dems"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal government is spending $30,000 on researching how to teach people to cook. A perfect example of how to burn money
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good: Brand new $70M school in Chicago will accommodate about 1,200 students. Less good: The construction site includes 38,000 people buried in unmarked graves. Very less good: Among the dead are patients from the county's insane asylum
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder sends out first tweet to pay tribute to MLK. Content of Tweet: "Fgij$%^pdf[a asr[ goj34 [sm# SH 3456y awxbhd69852198//-dfhg+=-,5 sp[goa]-9vbm aergb"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millennials to the rescue?
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Oontz oontz oontz oontz your way out of depression
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Nunes staffer says that Trump corrupted Nunes. "The pressure from the White house was just too great." Devin? I think we'll let Dostoevsky finish this headline: "Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing"
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
50 years ago: "Early morning, April four. Shot rings out in the Memphis sky. Free at last, they took your life. They could not take your pride"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Trump has the military make a run for the border
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(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
That guy who was an accountant a few hours before the game, then got his first win as an NHL goalie? He didn't get paid one cent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Citing pedestrian safety, Prague to ban bikes from historic squares and streets, but still allow 1,000 cars. Czech mate cyclists
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
After his Executive Order revoking protections for DACA recipients, and the Republicans refusing debate on the issue, Trump still thinks that there was a "deal" on the table
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man legally immigrates and becomes a lawful permanent resident. He is falsely convicted of murder due to dirty cop, which removes his legal status. 23 years later he is exonerated and released from prison, only to be immediately detained by ICE because of course he is
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Fri March 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Scott Foster was an accountant a few hours before the game, then he got his first win as an NHL goalie
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Houston becomes the second city to get a huge, shiny metal bean sculpture. Chicago hears about it. Hilarity ensues
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
I didn't know Al Capone had so many tattoos
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Wed March 28, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The Chinese Overlords now own your wifi. Sleep tight
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Among the piles of bad news for Tesla, Moody's downgrades Tesla debt to lower tiers of junk status ratings; just below "Trump Tweet" but not quite as low as "Chicago Pizza"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
White Sox rehire groundskeeper after he clears the dirt from his name
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Mon March 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hicks nix Nix for not starring in 'Sex and the Sticks': the New York Post is concerned
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Chicago Fire actress dies in Chicago Hospital and will be buried in Chicago graveyard
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Houston, we have a birthday"
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Sat March 24, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which Cinderella will still be dancing after Loyola-Chicago and Kansas State face each other? How about two schools known more for their football programs like Florida State and Michigan? Is your bracket still intact? Find out starting at 6pm EDT on TBS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs' Tommy La Stella got in a prank war with Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer over parking spaces, leading to this video playing at Sloan Park on Friday. Moral of the story: Don't mess with the boss
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Thu March 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will continue to be Cinderella between Loyola-Chicago and Nevada? Aggies or Wolverines? Who will win the Cat Fight between Kansas State and Kentucky? Noles or Zags? It is your NCAA Tournament Sweet Sixteen thread, tip-off at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House judiciary Democrats claim firing Jeff Sessions would trigger "waterfall of crisis"....which to be fair would most likely look like a drop in the ocean of crisis that is the Trump administration
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle may require guns to be locked up, potentially threatening tens of thousands of free-range, organic firearms
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The best business schools in America? 2019 rankings goes through all the checks and balances
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sac-gone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The biggest takeaways and lessons learned from the vicious Illinois primary
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Giving up porn for Lent leads to 17 percent drop in computer viruses across the U.S
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The incumbent pro-life Democrat Rep. Dan Lipinski narrowly wins his primary against a much farther left challenger in a race the Dem is guaranteed to win because they will be running against an actual Nazi
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The shocking poll results in Cook County approve recreational cannabis use by a shockingly razor thin margin of 68%... Well, not that shocking
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The shocking poll results in Cook County approve recreational cannabis use by a shockingly razor thin margin of 68%... Well, not that shocking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Illinois GOP comes out in support of Neo-Nazis
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Blake Farenthold (R-TX) is contemplating hanging up his jammies
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A billionaire, a Kennedy, and a juggler walk into a church
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today is the Illinois Primary. Some believe this will be a portent to the 2018 midterms; with a beleaguered neutered billionaire governor facing primary challenges and a potential blue wave, who will win? Polls close at 7pm CT
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Mon March 19, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
'Why not?' Wisconsin governor candidate who breastfed in campaign ad brushes aside criticism
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
It's 231 miles to Chicago, a propane tank just exploded in the car, and we're wearing sunglasses
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"The wild pizzas of southern Italy have to be seen to be believed." Americans collectively scoff while stuffing their mouths with NY cardboard and chicago style "pizza", Its your fark weekly food thread
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Sun March 18, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
All shipwrecks are discovered schooner or later
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Drama over pizza that has nothing to do with the endless New York vs Chicago fracas. "Italians are furious about this Michelin-starred chef's pizza"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Clarissa Reboots It All
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Thu March 15, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
3 points for Gryffindor
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
TlhIngan ghoj qaStaHvIS Hoch loQ je vagh tup net jaj vIneH? app bortaS tu'lu'
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam released their debut album Ten in 1991. It is now 27 years later and they just announced a new album. Submitter feels old. Make him feel older by telling him where you were 27 years ago
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Sat March 10, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cory Booker is the favorite right now among 2020 Democratic presidential candidates
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Some Robot Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers are concerned a "lack of racial diversity amongst robots" is making us racist. No, really
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate accused of abusing his girlfriend wants you to know that while his claims of having served in Iraq and having been an FBI Agent may not *technically* be true, he will still defend your right to smoke pot
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Rafael Edward Cruz attacks Robert O'Rourke for using a nickname. ProjecTed
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Woman sickened by self-chewing cashews
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Wed March 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NBA, as an anti-tanking measure, requests that Bulls give more playing time to ex-Knicks players. Go ahead, read that sentence again, it still doesn't make any sense
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Tue March 06, 2018
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Oh Wally: Chicago's WLUP, home of Steve Dahl and "Disco Demolition Night," to go off the air after 41 years
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago scientist moonlights as a London fashion model
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Daycare workers make kids' naptime extra special by handing out gummy bears laced with melatonin first. Sweet dreams, you little bastards
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Mon March 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone at United had the crayon removed from their brain and is reinstating the bonuses
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
What kind of world do we live in that a Marine vet can't board a plane with his emotional support flamethrower?
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Fri March 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tigers' Wood tears ACL. I guess his golfing season is over then
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"We're strong supporters of law enforcement. We always have been" says guy who sold gun that killed a Chicago cop
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, remember that story about Russia hacking into the voting systems in seven states? It's being flatly denied by the Department of Homeland Security, and officials from six of the seven states
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So prominent Republican Steve Wynn allegedly has an illegitimate rape child. Obvious tag busy puking in the sh*tter
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
We've come a LONG way from "I didn't inhale": Former FBI official and current College professor is running in Chicago in a Democratic primary for Congress as the pro-pot candidate and just released a campaign photo of himself puffing on a joint
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour has sold enough tickets in Chicago and Los Angeles to add second shows
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago developer who was trying to build the world's second tallest building, but only succeed in digging a hole, is suing ...Ireland, basically, claiming they killed his project "out of sheer spite". Well, that DOES sound like the Irish
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Former 'American Idol' contestant and Carrot Top impersonator found guilty of hitting bouncer during bar fight
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Revolution will be sponsored by Geritol
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Sat February 24, 2018
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man cleans conscience, returns $700 electric napkin dispenser to White Castle
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Billy Goat Tavern owner vs former Playboy model vs guy who paints alleyways ... and all three want to judge you. It's the Chicago way
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently it was too early in the day for a Black Russian
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Someone just called in a bomb threat to Trump Tower in Chicago (LGT Facebook Live Video feed)
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Seattle begins season-ticket campaign for new NHL team. Hartford Whalers fans wish them luck
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
SNAP: NYC heat breaks 88-year record as temps soar into 70s. UPDATE: New Yorkers as frigid as ever
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
NY Times- "LA Times, you suck." LA Times- "Oh, it's on, biatch
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man on trial for attempted murder skips out on the last day of his trial, missing the part where the jury convicts him
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Sun February 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hockey Is For Everyone" month going poorly in Chicago
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