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Mon May 23, 2022       Dog head butts owner, w'ouch source: nypost.com   |   share: 0         Marjorie Taylor Greene wants you to ignore mass murders committed by white Supremacists and instead focus on undocumented immigrants. Yup, not racist at all source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 95   Sun May 22, 2022       If you had trouble using a credit card this afternoon, it wasn't just you source: the-sun.com   |   share: 14   Sat May 21, 2022       Short notice Chicago meet-up. Saturday, 28MAY, 7pm. PlatKat/Barbie Dream Hearse is in town source: fark.com   |   share: 23   Fri May 20, 2022       Mcdonald's: Come for the crappy food, stay for the mass shooting source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 77   Thu May 19, 2022       Cops wake up suburban Chicago mayor at 1:30am and arrest him. Yes, of course he's black. In their defense, he was also passed out drunk in his car, stopped in the middle lane of an expressway source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 20   Wed May 18, 2022       Nothing like livestreaming the sudden end to your career source: sportsnaut.com   |   share: 12   Tue May 17, 2022       MiamiCoin collapses faster and harder than a poorly-maintained condo building source: qz.com   |   share: 17         US selected to host the World Cup source: axios.com   |   share: 6         Cubs leadoff hitter blasts grand slam. Degree of difficulty: In the first inning source: bleachernation.com   |   share: 36         James Hetfield discusses his mental health struggles, thanking his bandmates for their support source: consequence.net   |   share: 47   Mon May 16, 2022       In related news, the car subby ordered from Carvana in April is still experiencing "transportation delays" source: autonews.com   |   share: 21   Sun May 15, 2022       What would you have done differently pre-internet had you known for certain the internet as we now know it was coming? (Aside from investing in tech stocks or creating an internet company first) source: fark.com   |   share: 38         Chicago's Malört liqueur is both off-putting and excellent and leaves you hammered (pretty much like Chicago) source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 50   Thu May 12, 2022       NBA Insider Shams Charania says he stares at a computer screen 18 hours day, doesn't know how to drive a car, and has no social/dating life. What's his Fark handle? source: brobible.com   |   share: 3         James Hetfield congratulates Brazilian woman who gave birth at Metallica's show last weekend source: consequence.net   |   share: 14   (Some Guy)       Ah one....ah two....ah three....it's time for the 24th Annual Worldwide Toast to Harry Caray source: chicagostarmedia.com   |   share: 11         Richard Wagner rides with the Valkyries now source: deadline.com   |   share: 18   Wed May 11, 2022       COVID postponments are back, baby source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 13   Sun May 08, 2022       Former White Sox player and manager Robin Ventura earns degree from OSU, presumably majoring in getting his ass kicked by Nolan Ryan source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 13   Sat May 07, 2022       So about that whole "nothing can stop Elon from buying Twitter" spate of news articles source: cnn.com   |   share: 19   Fri May 06, 2022       Boeing moves HQ from Chicago to 1) back to Seattle and its commercial hub 2) St. Louis Defense where money is made 3) South Carolina to deal with the 787 manufacturing farkups 4) Arlington, VA across the river from its sugar daddy source: cnbc.com   |   share: 24   Thu May 05, 2022 (Some Ph.D)       NFL scout says the quiet part out loud source: onwardstate.com   |   share: 25         Unruly United passenger, apparently possessed by gremlins, opens emergency slide and lands on wing of moving plane source: nypost.com   |   share: 44         They've got a really good point here. *sips* source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 4   Wed May 04, 2022       Brawling Chicago Cubs fans, you're the next contestants on "dumbass drunks on display" source: twitter.com   |   share: 30         Your grandpa's favorite TV channel is 40 years old source: wqad.com   |   share: 83   Tue May 03, 2022       Four shot in Loop, Chicago police say. Christ, getting shot once would be bad enough, but over and over and over? source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 32         Four shot in Loop, Chicago police say. Christ, getting shot once would be bad enough, but over and over and over? source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 32       Steve "Mongo" McMichael should be a Hall of Famer on football merit alone, not just because ALS is brutalizing him or because he once taunted MLB umpire Angel Hernandez in front of 40,000 Chicago fans source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 13         Pete Davidson ups the OJ probabilities source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 47   Mon May 02, 2022       "Things go better with Coke", gator endorsement source: winknews.com   |   share: 4         You know the old cliché where a teenager is punished for sneaking a cigarette by being forced to smoke the entire carton? Well it's probably best not to try that with whiskey and a four year old. Ain't that right, Grandma? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 181       BDN iso NFLT source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 8         Dogs catch car source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 18   Sat April 30, 2022       In the wake of the pandemic, Americans aren't tipping as much as they should. Seriously, people -- 20 percent or just stay home source: cnn.com   |   share: 127   Thu April 28, 2022       News: Angel Hernandez was graded 96% for the Phillies/Brewers game. Fark: As graded by Joe West source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 16         fark The Knights source: mercurynews.com   |   share: 21   Wed April 27, 2022       Last Wednesday thread of this regular season. A Vegas loss in Chicago or Dallas taking 1 point against Arizona eliminates Vegas from the playoff hunt & clinches the last wild card for Dallas. Several other games will also be played. Pucks @ 7:30pm ET source: nhl.com   |   share: 94   Tue April 26, 2022       That time Frank Lloyd Wright designed a gas station source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: 18         The B-52s are flying their last missions this year source: consequence.net   |   share: 45         How do you do, fellow kids? 🌿 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 💊 🎱 🪦 source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 67         Playing now in San Francisco, the Obama Democrats Revenge Tour source: thebulwark.com   |   share: 386         "The Gandalf of Pizza" sees divinity in every slice, from the lembas crust of Lórien-style to the dwarves of Chicago who bake too greedily and too deep source: npr.org   |   share: 13   Mon April 25, 2022       Minnesota's Byron Buxton hit a walkoff 469-foot HR to beat the White Sox. Nice source: si.com   |   share: 6         Turns out the Internet is the cause for all the stupid. No Twit source: cnn.com   |   share: 26   Sat April 23, 2022       Tucker Carlson calls Obama a fascist. That's the joke source: mediaite.com   |   share: 141   Fri April 22, 2022       Everybody was Kung Fu Riding source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 19         Everybody was Kung Fu Riding source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 19         Cynthia Plaster Casket source: deadline.com   |   share: 40   Thu April 21, 2022       On this day in 1855, German immigrants in Chicago fought for one of mankind's most fundamental rights: affordable beer and to drink it on Sundays source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 25         Impatient passenger deploys slide to exit aircraft. Loses style points for not grabbing a couple of beers on the way out source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 51   Sun April 17, 2022       Multi-city riots in response to a rumored Quran-burning have entered their fourth day in the conservative, fundamentalist stronghold of... Sweden source: bbc.com   |   share: 236         Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should source: cnn.com   |   share: 19   Fri April 15, 2022 (Hell no)       You thought pineapple pizza was bad source: andrewzimmern.substack.com   |   share: 69   Wed April 13, 2022       If all those ferns and brass could talk source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 3         Seattle rent increased by 19% since last year, raising the cost of a modest refrigerator box to unaffordable levels for many source: kiro7.com   |   share: 86         Welcome to Chicago, new Bears backup quarterback. Make yourself at home. Could we take your coat? How about your car? Can we take that too? source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 18         Welcome to Chicago, new Bears backup quarterback. Make yourself at home. Could we take your coat? How about your car? Can we take that too? source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 18   Tue April 12, 2022       Woman dies in Lincoln Park apartment fire. The Chicago Fire Department tried so hard, but in the end, it didn't even matter source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 23         The Brewers make a sport of hitting the Cubs' Willson Contreras with pitches whenever possible, so it stands to reason that the Cubs would incur all the suspensions source: fansided.com   |   share: 6   Mon April 11, 2022       The Houston Texans are content to be terrible at quarterback source: thespun.com   |   share: 9   Sun April 10, 2022 (Some Spit-Taker)       "I think I'm the most honest human being, perhaps, that God has ever created" source: 6park.news   |   share: 169   Sat April 09, 2022 (Some Mile High Guy)       Top 10 stoner ... wait, what were we talking about? source: realestatewitch.com   |   share: 39   Thu April 07, 2022       Barack Obama admits he underestimated disinformation's potential to endanger democracy. In hindsight, this was bad news ... for everyone source: axios.com   |   share: 92         The Chicago Department of Aviation spent $29K installing "Cannabis amnesty boxes" at airports. Only 34 collections have been made in two years and half of it was just garbage source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 58   Wed April 06, 2022 (Some Guy)       How does Chicago plug budget shortfalls? Easy, they issue more speed camera tickets than the city has residents source: illinoispolicy.org   |   share: 63   Mon April 04, 2022       If a guy stops you on the street and tells you that Chance the Rapper wants to pay off all your outstanding debt, it's probably a scam source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 23   Thu March 31, 2022       E-scooters that tame the yahoo riders source: axios.com   |   share: 7         Katy Perry's pants explode during Idol taping session allowing us to use what might be the most obscure Fallout 3 reference ever source: cnn.com   |   share: 44         Prince's 1985 Purple Rain show in Syracuse will finally be released. Let's go crazy everyone source: spin.com   |   share: 21       Keeping up with the Davidson's, and I mean way, way up source: torontosun.com   |   share: 45         If you're a high school teacher who finds a black doll with a noose around its neck, don't hang it up in front of your class to find who it belongs to source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 20   Wed March 30, 2022       Drunk, naked and combative is no way to go through life, private jet interloper source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 19         Drunk, naked and combative is no way to go through life, private jet interloper source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 19   Tue March 29, 2022       Chris Rock's comedy tour is suddenly the hottest ticket in town source: nypost.com   |   share: 65         Welcome to the Windy City where the Blackhawks blow source: espn.com   |   share: 10   Fri March 25, 2022       Not news: Food company donates to less fortunate. News: Donates 10,000 pizzas to homeless people. FARK: 10K frozen pizzas source: wgntv.com   |   share: 51         Not news: Food company donates to less fortunate. News: Donates 10,000 pizzas to homeless people. FARK: 10K frozen pizzas source: wgntv.com   |   share: 51         Rent jumped 17% across the nation. This is the sound of the very, very wealthy hoovering up any and all remaining cash from the pockets, and couch cushions of America source: abc7.com   |   share: 98   Thu March 24, 2022       Rehabilitated? I don't know what that means / You in your suit and I in my jeans / What do you want to know? / I'll say anything if you'll let me go source: wcvb.com   |   share: 21   Wed March 23, 2022       Marijuana company Cresco Labs gets the munchies, gobbles up NY cannabis firm Columbia Care. Will create the largest marijuana company in the US by revenue source: gothamist.com   |   share: 13         Tyreek Hill is on the market. Swipe right source: nfl.com   |   share: 62         Ohio ranked the best state for pizza, NYC and Chicago did not crack the top 10 list, ranking 22nd and 14th, respectively source: fox19.com   |   share: 49   Tue March 22, 2022       A device to better transport organs wins University of Chicago startup competition. Next project will include pianos, guitars and glockenspiels source: bizjournals.com   |   share: 12   Mon March 21, 2022       McDonald's sues vegan city source: bbc.com   |   share: 12         Wild Flower source: espn.com   |   share: 7         Centrist Dem candidate prepares primary opposition research dump against his further left opponent. Prepare to witness the power of a fully operational Fetterman in response source: politico.com   |   share: 663         As the world returns to some normalcy from the COVID-19 pandemic, we now return you to your regularly scheduled unexpected Boeing nosedive and crash source: masslive.com   |   share: 93   Sat March 19, 2022       Unlike The White House, Congress wants to make sure you're not gassy source: axios.com   |   share: 72   Fri March 18, 2022       The First Round of the NCAA Tournament continues at 12:15 PM ET on CBS with Loyola Chicago and Ohio State. Continuous action on CBS, truTV, TNT and TBS with the last game being TCU and Seton Hall at 9:57 PM ET on truTV. How is your bracket doing? source: espn.com   |   share: 286   Thu March 17, 2022       $200,000 of free gas being offered in Chicago today, lets see how that's going source: wgntv.com   |   share: 42         The Chicago River used to be so polluted that methane gas would bubble to its surface, and officials had no choice but to start dyeing the river with a powder that turned it green so they could track the sewage. Happy St. Patrick's Day source: npr.org   |   share: 43   Wed March 16, 2022       Some cities that used to have three tech workers now have six. Watch your back, Seattle and San Francisco source: axios.com   |   share: 13   Tue March 15, 2022     Russian invaders, go brick yourselves source: vice.com   |   share: 84   Mon March 14, 2022       When his team needed him most, Jordan Bohannon dropped trou and won the day source: thespun.com   |   share: 3   Sun March 13, 2022       Russia kills American journalist in Ukraine, throwing out the rules of war source: cnn.com   |   share: 607   Sat March 12, 2022       Why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year? source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 51         Why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year? source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 51   Fri March 11, 2022       Did you know Sour Punch is still an Independent Candy Company and not a conglomerate source: famadillo.com   |   share: 13         Return of the Mack...to California source: cbssports.com   |   share: 20         Chowhound is sent to a farm off the internet where it can run and play with lots of other digital dogs source: food52.com   |   share: 5   Thu March 10, 2022       Jussie Smollett would like the world to know as he goes to jail that he is NOT suicidal source: apnews.com   |   share: 125         These pizza chains are falling out of favor, probably because they serve Chicago style pizza source: eatthis.com   |   share: 63   Tue March 08, 2022       "Michael Wilbon uses the t-word and gets away with it," writes utter twit. Plot twist: Wilbon was referencing Grayson Allen source: outkick.com   |   share: 53   Mon March 07, 2022       Chicago Cubs owners, who have been crying poor amid MLB labor strife, are the same Cubs owners who are suddenly interested in buying the Chelsea soccer team for $3.3 billion source: cbssports.com   |   share: 16         Given her experience in construction, erection, and flotation Barb Wire to play in Chicago on Broadway. No, subby is not having a mad libs stroke source: deadline.com   |   share: 13   Fri March 04, 2022       What is the perfect amount of alcohol? How many grains of sand are in an hour? What is the exo-limit of Duke suckitude? source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 10   Thu March 03, 2022       Russian restaurants feel the effects of a particularly American combination of stupidity, laziness and keyboard activism source: axios.com   |   share: 53         Restaurateur Gordon Ramsay announces new outlets of Hell's Kitchen will open in hell. That would be Miami, DC, and Chicago source: thrillist.com   |   share: 10         Michael Jordan's smoked cigar is up for auction, phrasing not included source: wgntv.com   |   share: 12         Speaker for Life™ Mike Madigan (D-IL) indicted on 22 counts of racketeering source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 57   Wed March 02, 2022       Even George W. Bush is dunking on Putin now and to be fair, when he's not starting Trillion-dollar wars or crashing our economy, W. is actually a pretty damn funny guy source: politico.com   |   share: 128         Texas just got pulled to the left source: statesman.com   |   share: 121   Tue March 01, 2022       What would you do during one of Danny Carey's drum solos besides watch in amazement? If you're in Tool, you've seen it enough times so you play Jenga instead source: metalinjection.net   |   share: 20         Do fans want to be shot, bored, or robbed? source: bleacherreport.com   |   share: 23   Mon February 28, 2022       Want to avoid high rental prices? Toledo, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Missouri, and Lincoln, Nebraska invite you to live in the Rust Belt. Oh, you want to make enough money, and have a life too? Hahaha... No source: ktla.com   |   share: 40         Of all the stupid responses to Putin's invasion of Ukraine, Eric Swalwell's is one of them source: newrepublic.com   |   share: 206   Sun February 27, 2022       No, no, no not the Chicago Bean source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 35   Sat February 26, 2022       Former Bears head coach Matt Nagy lands job as quarterbacks coach for Chiefs, a team he held a higher job title with prior to coaching the Bears source: thespun.com   |   share: 9   Fri February 25, 2022 (Some Guy)       It's time for the Pelicans to know what it means to miss New Orleans source: theshadowleague.com   |   share: 8         Let's look at which Democrats are taking money from Fox News source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 33   Thu February 24, 2022       After twelve years, the best police procedural in history is back for am historic 21st season. It's the Official Law & Order Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on NBC. DUN DUN source: cnn.com   |   share: 44   Wed February 23, 2022       Original Mariner reaches Davy Jones' locker source: espn.com   |   share: 5         NYC mayor claims that "You can't stay at home all day in your pajamas." And he's right too. Sometimes Subby stays at home all day in his birthday suit instead of pajamas source: yahoo.com   |   share: 107   Mon February 21, 2022       THE Ohio St WR Chris Olave will be a bust in the NFL. That's very impressive source: heavy.com   |   share: 16   Sun February 20, 2022       Mother mothers, son suffers. We need more of these mothers. Thank you, awesome Mom source: foxnews.com   |   share: 70         Single mother of five facing one-year prison term, $1000 fine for leaving 14-year-old daughter to babysit other kids while at work. No adventures included source: wfla.com   |   share: 132         All Kanye has left are his feuds, real and imagined source: deadline.com   |   share: 77   Sat February 19, 2022       Tunnel under Miami due to flood immediately after completion source: electrek.co   |   share: 116         Even Uber drivers agree, New York City is No. 1 source: axios.com   |   share: 10   Thu February 17, 2022 (Some Guy)       Chicago re-signs A. Quigley. Book it. Done source: wnba.com   |   share: 5         R. Kelly is pissed, hires Bill Cosby's attorney source: deseret.com   |   share: 20   Tue February 15, 2022       Yet another Black Sox scandal in Chicago..(News tab throws the game to steal it from Sports) source: bnd.com   |   share: 13   Fri February 11, 2022       Popular crowd rating website declares this pizza place the best in the US. Interesting: it is only open for 9 hours a week. Fark: no pineapple or ham pizzas source: ktvu.com   |   share: 31         They bring a brat, you bring a brick. It's the Chicago way source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 35   Thu February 10, 2022       The viral marketing for Wordle is getting a bit much source: nypost.com   |   share: 42   Wed February 09, 2022       It's National Pizza Day. List of companies with deals to the left. List of the only pizza worth eating to the right, along with the compulsory NY vs Chicago flamewar source: delish.com   |   share: 25   Tue February 08, 2022       Oscar nominations are announced, and for the first time ever no one has seen a single film nominated for anything source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 162   Mon February 07, 2022       While the world was distracted by Ukraine border shenanigans, Machine Gun Kelly & Slipknot frontman's botched collaboration turned feud has entered the b.j. technique stage source: complex.com   |   share: 25         Syl Johnson has stopped sampling life at age 85 source: chicago.cbslocal.com   |   share: 21         If you weren't the worst quarterback ever to start in a Super Bowl, please step forward. Not so fast, Rex Grossman source: thespun.com   |   share: 34   Sun February 06, 2022       Bears' Matt Eberflus adds Hightower to staff. Tackleberry and Mahoney also under consideration source: cbssports.com   |   share: 1         Illinois judge decides the Constitution demands the blood of children source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 53   Sat February 05, 2022       Bloomberg News accidentally publishes pre-written "Russia invades Ukraine" story. Chicago Daily Tribune unavailable for comment source: boingboing.net   |   share: 100   Fri February 04, 2022       Winter festival postponed because of too much winter source: apnews.com   |   share: 7   Thu February 03, 2022       Giants hire Kafka as offensive coordinator, hope he can cause a metamorphosis of their offense source: espn.com   |   share: 8         Chicago Blackhawks owner would really rather you not bring up that time the organization covered up the fact that one of the team's coaches sexually assaulted one of their players source: tsn.ca   |   share: 10         The economy must be picking up; TV hosts are fawning over a $350 PB&J sandwich sprinkled with gold flakes source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 9   Wed February 02, 2022       Texas is one of three states where you can put your water heater in the attic, and they're facing an ice storm source: kxan.com   |   share: 177   Tue February 01, 2022       We apologize for your delayed luggage, but it's currently being reassembled source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 66         'We're gonna take the (NFC) North and never give it back.' Rest of League, "Please" source: nfl.com   |   share: 29   Mon January 31, 2022       Legendary drummer Sam Lay lays down his drumsticks for the final time at age 86 source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 13   Sat January 29, 2022       Ever wondered how they keep railroad tracks from freezing during a Chicago winter? Easy: they set them on fire source: twitter.com   |   share: 154   Fri January 28, 2022       The evil twin really did do it source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 32   Thu January 27, 2022       Like dinosaurs flailing in a tar pit, House moderates inch toward extinction source: politico.com   |   share: 132         Co-founder of Chicago's other, other, other, other type of pizza has died source: yahoo.com   |   share: 28         The Chicago Bears hire Ryan and Matt to lead their organization because they didn't want to have to change the stationery source: twitter.com   |   share: 29   Wed January 26, 2022       Rapper creates dinner roll sofa called a LOAFA. Deez nutz joke continuation still pending source: wgntv.com   |   share: 47   Tue January 25, 2022       2015: Bears hire Ryan Pace. 2021: Bears hire Ryan Poles source: espn.com   |   share: 6         I don't know what a "Bad Bunny" is, but it's apparently visiting 29 stadiums around the country source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 38         Apparently the reason Kaaron owns da Bears is because he thinks just like their upper brass. Like a f*cking dumbass source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 16   Mon January 24, 2022       Chicago vs. New York pizza: "Can't we all just get along?" Fine. You dig and I'll carry the bag of lye source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 46         Milwaukee Bucks admonish own player for trying to kill a guy, graciously accept lenient punishment from NBA. Just kidding: They put out a wacky statement saying his one game suspension is too harsh source: bleachernation.com   |   share: 28

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