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Tue August 04, 2020       We're two countries now, The United States of Trump, and "very bad states" source: americanindependent.com   |   share: 52   Sun August 02, 2020       It's National Ice Cream Sandwich Day, so while the link goes to the greatest ever made, what's your favorite? source: en.m.wikipedia.org   |   share: 45   Fri July 31, 2020       The US' first COVID-19 patient to undergo a double lung transplant said she woke up days later unaware of the surgery and unable to "recognize my body." The second head didn't help either source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 15   Thu July 30, 2020       Researchers: "Children are disgusting little germy weasels who spend their time wiping infectious boogers on everything" source: boingboing.net   |   share: 25   Wed July 29, 2020       Quasi dictator and King of Chicago arrested for Arizona Democratic HQ fire source: azcentral.com   |   share: 149         Wisconsinites aren't worried about Chicago's quarantining of their state as people "want to live in their summer homes" source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 48         Guns and Roses hope that their 2021 American tour will satisfy your concert SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NEEDS NEEDS source: nme.com   |   share: 12   Tue July 28, 2020       Wisconsin added to Chicago's 14-day quarantine list source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 51         Indians look into changing their name. Is Indianaians taken? source: theindychannel.com   |   share: 30   Mon July 27, 2020       Riot breaks out in a) Portland, b) Chicago, c) Putt Putt Fun Center in Memphis, Tennessee source: wmcactionnews5.com   |   share: 80   Sat July 25, 2020       PAW Patrol joins the resistance source: thehill.com   |   share: 67   Fri July 24, 2020       Racial and economic disparities come to the fore thanks to Chicago Public Schools' evaluation of who was able to utilize remote learning source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 34         75,000 vs 350,000,000 - 150,000 source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 136   Thu July 23, 2020       Seminal Chicago alt-country label Bloodshot Records bloodied. May well be shot source: savingcountrymusic.com   |   share: 19         Trump calls Mayor Lightfoot for a truce to coordinate agreement on federal deployment of his brownshirts in Chicago source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 94         Chicago can't do pizza right, but it has mastered Italian beef [even if they insist on carrots and peppers, blech]. Here are the 20 best source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 43         Treasury Secretary Munchkin: "This bailout will not be used to bail out mismanaged states." In related news, Steve made most of his money from the last bailout in 2008 source: cnbc.com   |   share: 38         Texas enters the "storing COVID-19 dead bodies in refrigerated trailers" phase source: reuters.com   |   share: 45   Wed July 22, 2020       "it would be a cold day in hell before I would consent to an unilateral, uninvited intervention in one of my cities" says noted liberal Tom Ridge source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: 37         The Squad to start looking more like The Platoon source: nypost.com   |   share: 62         Gunman in custody after wounding 14 at funeral for victim of gun violence. That's the Chicago way source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 158   Tue July 21, 2020       Who actually wants Trump the Awful to send in federal law enforcement to crack protestor heads in the nation's cities? Police unions source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 148         "Because we're not going to let New York and Chicago and Philadelphia and Detroit and Baltimore and all of these - Oakland is a mess." Trump and Chad Wolf are going to disappear Black America source: thehill.com   |   share: 235   Mon July 20, 2020       Fat, tax-evading gangster threatens streets of Chicago with hired guns. Not a repeat from 1930 source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 89         After its stunning debut in Portland, Trump and DHS plan to take their Naked Federal Power Grab show on the road source: inquirer.com   |   share: 171         Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you source: motherjones.com   |   share: 79         Next on the sports team nickname endangered list...the Texas Rangers? source: kcbd.com   |   share: 33   Sun July 19, 2020       New rules, passive aggressive notes, and the end of potlucks; the return to the office is marked by change source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 16   Fri July 17, 2020       Chicago mayor Lightfoot ain't having Press Secretary White Privilege Barbie's criticism of the job she's doing as mayor: "Hey, Karen, watch your mouth," source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 57         Dale Earnhardt spotted at Bristol Raceway almost 20 years after he died. 2020 is getting so weird source: bizpacreview.com   |   share: 7   Tue July 14, 2020       Empire star arrested. Not that one, the other one. His wife is choked up over it source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 14         What if Trump is the one behind the increase in gun violence to steal the election? Yeah, I know but it makes as much sense as what he really said source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 17         New Orleans' K-Paul restaurant is K-Put source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 9         Chicago Marathon cancelled by Covid-19. For the record, this isn't the event where fat guys power through breaded steak sandwiches, Polish sausages, and deep-dish pizzas; that's, like, the Chicago Triathlon source: bbc.com   |   share: 12   Sun July 12, 2020       NBC: "You know what we need? That's right, more cop shows" source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 77         The only thing hotter than the weather outside today is the music inside the Sunday Morning Music Club, where things are getting hot, hot, hot source: weather.com   |   share: 366   Sat July 11, 2020       Detroit stadium reduced to rubble. On purpose this time source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 24   Fri July 10, 2020       Man found dead in park after woman calls cops after seeing him in the same spot for over 2 days source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 50   Thu July 09, 2020       Harley's CFO decides it's time to hit the road source: reuters.com   |   share: 17   Wed July 08, 2020       It's a virtual chicken wing party and you're all invited source: wkbw.com   |   share: 3         Guess the NFL ran out of road to kick that can down: Baltimore Ravens inform season ticket holders that their seats will not available this year source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 21         Apparently former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has lost his mind like Ronald Reagan did, he thinks Trump's Mt. Rushmore address may have been his most important yet. Almost Reaganesque source: foxnews.com   |   share: 54         Due to history and tradition, the Chicago Blackhawks won't be changing anything about themselves source: espn.com   |   share: 22   Tue July 07, 2020       US home prices are the latest viral downsizing source: msn.com   |   share: 24         Man who fired gun into murder victim's grave during funeral gets 15 years for being a dumbass source: wgntv.com   |   share: 70   Sun July 05, 2020 (Some Facepalming Guy)       Antivaxxers gonna antivax source: matzav.com   |   share: 75         Sentient Potato say Americans "are yearning for that renewal of optimism and positivity." Yes, yes we are, but probably not in the way you're imagining source: foxnews.com   |   share: 107   Fri July 03, 2020       It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, and we'll have to quarantine for two weeks. Hit it source: wgnradio.com   |   share: 10         Pepperidge Farm Remembers - and you can too if you have $2.45 million source: ctpost.com   |   share: 8         T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network, in an obvious attempt to break free from the Illuminati's insidious conspiracy to give the world Covid-19 through faster internet and telephone service source: theverge.com   |   share: 15   Thu July 02, 2020       Try not to get too choked up over this, but Aaron Paul and Krysten Ritter are reuniting for a scripted James Patterson podcast source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 36         Cubs pitcher Jose Quintana has surgery on lacerated thumb suffered from strenuous activity. And by "strenuous activity" I mean "washing dishes" source: mlb.com   |   share: 25         Cubs pitcher Jose Quintana has surgery on lacerated thumb suffered from strenuous activity. And by "strenuous activity" I mean "washing dishes" source: mlb.com   |   share: 25         Taste of Chicago will be strictly to-go this year source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 6   Tue June 30, 2020       When your obit states "He was the last person prosecuted in Massachusetts for illegal possession of a ferret" you know the deceased lived a full life source: legacy.com   |   share: 25   Sun June 28, 2020       Old man gets emotional after family buys all his paletero's ice pops and then collects $40 thousand for him via GoFundMe campaign. It's getting dusty in here, have you noticed? source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 7         American Airlines CEO says it is 'hard' to avoid furloughs, since if they don't they might see their bonuses drop and that must be avoided at all costs ... okay, so maybe he didn't say the last part. Out loud, anyway source: reuters.com   |   share: 5         Airlines CEOs went to the White House to try to convince Trump to have mandatory temperature checks at airports. Good luck with that source: reuters.com   |   share: 55   Sat June 27, 2020       "We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms source: reuters.com   |   share: 191         Clean up your act, or I will source: whitehouse.gov   |   share: 206         Add amateur fireworks to the growing list of things that are making 2020 the worst year on record source: treehugger.com   |   share: 86         Top 20 thin crust pizza joints in Chicago. Wait, what? source: chicago.eater.com   |   share: 60         "I agreed to be a bridesmaid in a wedding well before the pandemic. They're still going on with it, pandemic and all. How can I get out of my previously agreed-to commitment?" source: slate.com   |   share: 40   Fri June 26, 2020       American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct source: marketscreener.com   |   share: 15         Trump: If you live in a Democrat-run city, you live in a hellish sh**-hole source: nypost.com   |   share: 240         Where would Jesus squat? The Washington Square Park fountain of course. Sadly the fountain is off so no water into wine source: nypost.com   |   share: 14         Every accusation is an admission continues. "Here's a guy that doesn't talk. Nobody hears him. When he talks, he can't put two sentences together. I don't want to be nice or un-nice, OK? But I mean, the man can't speak" source: msn.com   |   share: 33   Thu June 25, 2020       Interactive timeline shows how the U S.A. got kicked in the balls by the novel coronavirus source: nytimes.com   |   share: 27         "Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor" source: nytimes.com   |   share: 26         Cops walk away after Chicago protesters do real-time doxxing on cops confronting them and announce public records of complaints against them over a megaphone source: twitter.com   |   share: 75         Uber, Lyft algorithms charge more for rides to non-white neighborhoods, study says. So that's what Uber Black is source: thegrio.com   |   share: 21         While we wait for the season to resume, we have NHL news, and it's good: the Hall of Fame Class of 2020 is here source: sportsnet.ca   |   share: 16   Wed June 24, 2020       Ha Ha source: 247sports.com   |   share: 17   Mon June 22, 2020       Delta says it's ready to resume two-way infection between the US and China source: reuters.com   |   share: 5         Paris speeds up its pursuit of a slower beltway as only the French can do source: auto.economictimes.indiatimes.com   |   share: 1   Sun June 21, 2020       Near and far, Grover wants to end police for profit source: twincities.com   |   share: 42   Fri June 19, 2020       The Tennessee House passes a resolution congratulating the people of Tennessee for being clueless rubes source: mediaite.com   |   share: 29         Chicago's iO Theater, a chance for young comedians to hone their talent, becomes the latest Covid-19 victim source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 7         COVID-20 source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 24         COVID-20 source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 24   Thu June 18, 2020       How the Great Blizzard of 1978 in Chicago led to the development of the first Bulletin Board System (BBS) source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 20   (Some Guy)       Landlords forced to provide air conditioning in Chicago so people don't drop dead in the summer source: blockclubchicago.org   |   share: 24   Wed June 17, 2020       Mr. McDowell could not agree more source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9   Tue June 16, 2020       Michael Strahan was afraid someone would stomp him out if he spoke out on his own show source: pagesix.com   |   share: 17         Continuing 30-year tradition, Chicago Bulls ownership and execs have reputation within NBA coaching fraternity of being shiatty towards their head coaches -- Christmas Eve firings, twistings in the wind, thinking Tim "Pink" Floyd was competent source: nba.nbcsports.com   |   share: 0         U-Chicago tracking survey says just 14% of Americans say they are "very happy" right now, down from 31% last year, and that number has NEVER been lower than 29% since they started conducting this survey...almost 50 years ago source: apnews.com   |   share: 58         Carrie Bradshaw sees family unpacking car in her neighborhood, writes trend piece on how previous month's trend piece about everyone fleeing cities due to COVID based on seeing one family packing car was totally completely wrong source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 8         Police culture is so broken cops will tell you they'll arrest you if you try to file a complaint and then do, even though they know they're being recorded source: wgntv.com   |   share: 91   Mon June 15, 2020       The $100 billion conventions industry is starting to reopen and all six attendees could not be more excited source: cnbc.com   |   share: 45         "United Airlines secures $5bil loan backed by loyalty program." Where to begin on this one. Wherrrrre toooo beginnnnnn source: reuters.com   |   share: 6         "What Chicago's Ultimate Bad Cop Taught Me About Police Reform." Subby, who did criminal law in Chicago, can confirm this guy was THE WORST - and his story illustrates everything wrong with modern PDs and how impossible it is to hold cops accountable source: politico.com   |   share: 60         "What Chicago's Ultimate Bad Cop Taught Me About Police Reform." Subby, who did criminal law in Chicago, can confirm this guy was THE WORST - and his story illustrates everything wrong with modern PDs and how impossible it is to hold cops accountable source: politico.com   |   share: 60         New York may be forced to close again because everyone is being stupid source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 110         Former Black Panther Rep. Bobby Rush, whose office Chicago cops broke into to use as a crash pad during the riots, and later claimed he invited them to do so, says the Chicago FOP and the KKK are "kissing, hugging and law-breaking cousins" source: politico.com   |   share: 22   Sun June 14, 2020       Holy shiat, today really is Barack Obama Day. Happy Obama Day, everyone source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 77   Sat June 13, 2020 (Some Primitive Screwhead)       Chicago area Farkers: Bruce Campbell will be hosting an Evil Dead weekend at the Midway Drive-In, July 10-11. Hail to the king, baby source: flashbackweekend.com   |   share: 13   Fri June 12, 2020       Fox News draws the line at comparing Antifa to ISIS; "They aren't beheading people, Dan" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 65         Surveillance footage shows that while looting was going on at a Southside Chicago strip mall, Chicago police officers broke into a nearby office where they lounged, napped, and even made coffee. Holy Fark: the office of the local congressman source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 139   Thu June 11, 2020       Some cops have crossed the line and did the one action that's so atrocious that they are going to get kicked out of the police union source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 85         Lung transplants are the newest side effect of the 'rona source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 20   Wed June 10, 2020       Remember, Cristobal was just a tropical storm...that hit Chicago source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 43         Remember, Cristobal was just a tropical storm...that hit Chicago source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 43         Chicago brewery up for sale for $2.5 million--on Craigslist source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 2   Tue June 09, 2020       House filled up with stolen goods? Sell them on Facebook source: chicago.cbslocal.com   |   share: 17         The Chicago cop who flipped off protesters currently contemplating how to violate the rights of the desk he's riding source: wane.com   |   share: 47         Lolla-no-palooza source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 5         Lolla-no-palooza source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 5         Good to see the US is back on track to being No.1 for coronavirus stupidity in the world: 14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections. USA USA USA source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 157   Mon June 08, 2020       Russia urges the U.S. to 'observe democratic standards' and respect Americans' right to protest source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 55         Chicago Mayor Lightfoot says officer who was photographed flipping the bird to protesters should be fired. In Chicago? Time was, a officer who ONLY flipped off a protester would have been given a medal for decorum and restraint source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 45         Will you willingly give up your white privilege for equal rights? source: nytimes.com   |   share: 205   Fri June 05, 2020 (Some Guy)       Chicago Police Board President Ghian Foreman has filed a police brutality complaint after being beaten by the unluckiest cop in Chicago source: news.wttw.com   |   share: 64   Thu June 04, 2020       He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. That's the Chicago way. But... but... this is Brooklyn source: nytimes.com   |   share: 20         Chicago GTA reenactor unlocks multiple achievements during chase from police source: wgntv.com   |   share: 34         Chicago GTA reenactor unlocks multiple achievements during chase from police source: wgntv.com   |   share: 34   Wed June 03, 2020       Walmart decides that maybe it's best if they tuck all their guns and ammo safely behind the counter rather than in display cases for the next little while source: reuters.com   |   share: 54         Protip: if you're going to wear a mask and burn a cop car, be sure you cover up your shiatty neck tattoos source: fox32chicago.com   |   share: 51         So, if you attended any protests or gatherings the past few days you should self-quarantine for 14 days now. And anyone you met with, live with, talked to, or interacted with should too source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 130   Tue June 02, 2020       Even China cheats on Chinese embargoes source: reuters.com   |   share: 3         Oo source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 55   Mon June 01, 2020       Dennis Rodman urges protesters to stop looting and causing damage and start protesting the right way; with blackjack and hookers source: nydailynews.com   |   share: 8   Sat May 30, 2020       Remember the Mueller investigation? Pepperidge Farms remembers ... and so do CNN and BuzzFeed News, who successfully sued for more access to witness interviews source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 45   Fri May 29, 2020       Won't it be awkward if someone else opens her male? source: wcvb.com   |   share: 29   Wed May 27, 2020       5/3 bank accounts in Chicago are fake, with 166% certainty source: news.bloomberglaw.com   |   share: 36         Why isn't this show hosted by Tracy Morgan? source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 40   Tue May 26, 2020       Unless you live in Chicago, the pandemic has caused a reduction in crime source: nytimes.com   |   share: 22         Illinois Flu Klux Klan protesters crowd around Buckingham Fountain to protest reopening things they'd never use, like fitness centers and vegan coffee bars source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 44   Sun May 24, 2020       Trump: "Open all churches now." Some sensible church leaders: "Suck my crucifix" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 91         Governor Cuomo announces that professional sports teams are allowed to return to training. The Mets can come back, too source: espn.com   |   share: 9   Sat May 23, 2020       CDC warns of a new pestilent threat in America: "roving rat armies" engaging in "unusual or aggressive rodent behavior" source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 101   Thu May 21, 2020 (Some Guy)       Upscale or spicy Reuben? Yes. Kimchi Reuben? Sure. Vegetarian? Burn in hell source: restaurant-hospitality.com   |   share: 21   Wed May 20, 2020       Worker tests positive on first day after Ford plant reopens, lets see what happens next source: wgntv.com   |   share: 86   (Some Guy)       What big ugly-ass eyes you have source: blockclubchicago.org   |   share: 1         U Chicago study finds that 16M of the jobs lost over the past two months aren't coming back source: forbes.com   |   share: 27         Why Bill Cartwright, not Michael Jordan, was the Chicago Bulls' most valuable leader (hint: Jordan was a real jerk) source: taxprof.typepad.com   |   share: 18   Sat May 16, 2020       Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people source: slate.com   |   share: 122   Thu May 14, 2020       Killer dog fatally mauls owner. Well, that's what you get when you raise pitb.... wait, it was a French bulldog? source: yahoo.com   |   share: 127         Who's that riding a horse on the streets of Chicago? It's the Dreadhead Cowboy. YEE-HAW source: wbez.org   |   share: 34         Kidney injury found in 1/3 of hospitalized virus patients. It's getting to the point where it's easier and faster to say what it doesn't affect. Apropos of nothing, how are your earlobes doing? source: reuters.com   |   share: 14         Chicago didn't see cleaner air during the lockdown despite a downtick in pollution source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 29   Wed May 13, 2020       First, you get the syphillis. Then, you get the hallucinations. Then, you get the Florida villa. Then, you get the death. Then, you get dozens of movies and Fark headlines misattributing fictional gangsters' quotes to you source: usatoday.com   |   share: 20         Potbelly may shed some pounds due to lockdown source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 4         The (not so well) regulated militia plans to terrorize Michigan on Thursday source: theguardian.com   |   share: 109         If airlines are suffering so much during this coronavirus pandemic, why are so many flights packed? Answer that plane gremlins source: nytimes.com   |   share: 10         Looking to add to your sneaker collection? A signed pair of Air Jordan 1s in the iconic "Chicago" color scheme is up for auction, and they'd be in mint condition if Jordan hadn't worn them in a game. Current bid? $160,000 source: hiconsumption.com   |   share: 9   Tue May 12, 2020       Democrats press for aid to all states while Republicans are balking because some of that money will go to states that don't vote Republican source: nytimes.com   |   share: 57         500 young Navy recruits have been holed up in a closed indoor waterpark resort. This is not the plot of a wacky comedy that was in heavy rotation on HBO in the 80s source: news.usni.org   |   share: 30         Mid-June now the "peak" of Coronavirus in Illinois since Chicagoans can't stay the hell home source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 217   Mon May 11, 2020       Fieri-Murray: The Nacho Showdown approaches source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 19         Apparently some people still think Amtrak is a viable form of transportation and are still traveling the country using it during the pandemic source: nytimes.com   |   share: 120         Majority of Americans disapprove of Coronavirus protests, have strong feelings against peeing into the wind, tugging on Superman's cape source: king5.com   |   share: 80   Sun May 10, 2020 (Some Guy)       DON'T click on this link source: ajournalofmusicalthings.com   |   share: 13   Sat May 09, 2020       Chicago mayor wants to create a full-time army of Karens source: chi.streetsblog.org   |   share: 64   Fri May 08, 2020       Nice work Chicago, even France has noticed source: france24.com   |   share: 73         If the government can force you to wear a mask, what's next? Subby expects some type of shoulder/lap device to belt you into your seat while driving source: theadvocate.com   |   share: 154   Thu May 07, 2020       There's always a silver lining if you look hard enough - no political canvassers this year source: nytimes.com   |   share: 24         Twin nurses work side-by-side battling the coronavirus, although it's hard to tell with their masks on source: wgntv.com   |   share: 40         Twin nurses work side-by-side battling the coronavirus, although it's hard to tell with their masks on source: wgntv.com   |   share: 40         The office you left won't be the office you return to, so what will it look like? source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 24   Wed May 06, 2020       Which foods make you the most nostalgic? LGT fat subby's source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 28         Forget Chicago or New York style pizza. Marvel and/or mock "Altoona Style Pizza" source: barstoolsports.com   |   share: 40   Tue May 05, 2020       Chicago family says they filmed a cougar in their backyard. Most people just take their wine bottle and point them back to their own home source: wgntv.com   |   share: 53   Mon May 04, 2020       Large gatherings in Chicago draw outrage from subby, who wasn't invited source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 79         Franklin Graham told to pack up his tents and GTFO of NYC after repeatedly breaking his promise that his Central Park hospital would not discriminate against LGBTQ people or evangelize source: pinknews.co.uk   |   share: 66         "Each table sells for $27, with a tablecloth and nuts included." No word on the size of those nuts source: abc11.com   |   share: 2         Heineken sues over 15,000 cases of beer, but in the end, a single case was resolved source: nypost.com   |   share: 4         Rage Against The Machine postpone their reunion tour after listening to the experts. "Ok. I'll do what you tell me" source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 21   Sun May 03, 2020       Seriously, who would steal a mask from a lion statue? source: local21news.com   |   share: 51         Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot is tired of your house party bullshiat source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 64   Sat May 02, 2020       Canada. The answer to the headline is Canada source: cnn.com   |   share: 151   Fri May 01, 2020       U.S. Appeals Court: Sorry, Donnie, but you can't punish "sanctuary cities" by withholding coronavirus aid source: yahoo.com   |   share: 60   Thu April 30, 2020       Not sports news: Even a Cubs fan recognizes the Cardinals are a more competently run franchise. Sports news: In a lawsuit against the Cubs source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 15         Graaaaaab yourrrrr haaaaaats forrrrr the Kennnnntuckyyyyy Turrrrrtle Derrrrbyyyy. Theeee slooooowessssst eight minnnnutes innnnn sporrrrrrtsssssss source: apnews.com   |   share: 7         Attention, Illinois: If you're a moron opposed to keeping safe and social distancing, there's a Flu Klux Klan rally planned for the Chicago Loop this Friday source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 168   Tue April 28, 2020       Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 17         CDC: "relatively few children with COVID-19 are hospitalized" Parents: "So they are safe?" COVID: "Not so fast" source: cnn.com   |   share: 85         Good news, down-ballot Republicans. Trump has given up appealing to voters in obscure places called "states" source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 27   Mon April 27, 2020       Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew source: nypost.com   |   share: 37         In other news, Michael Jordan still hates the 'Bad Boys' Detroit Pistons to this day source: espn.com   |   share: 75         Chicago Bulls ready to appoint the first black general manager in NBA history. No word why it's taken so long source: newsweek.com   |   share: 16   Sat April 25, 2020       Chicago to ban horse-drawn carriages by the end of 2020, presumably to make way for steam-powered automobiles source: startribune.com   |   share: 35   Thu April 23, 2020       The coronavirus is starting to penetrate Red America, and Trump supporters are looking very vulnerable to it. Although most of them have already been thoroughly gnawed on by roving leopards, so they may just be accustomed to pain and misery by now source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 121         Jussie Smollett's retaliatory lawsuit filed against Chicago thrown out by Federal judge source: deadline.com   |   share: 27   Wed April 22, 2020       Ever watch a League of Their Own and think Madonna's character was doing Geena Davis'. You're probably right source: advocate.com   |   share: 62         Mayor de Blasio announces that Macy's annual NYC 4th of July fireworks show will go on, somehow, someway source: cnbc.com   |   share: 25         Covid toes now a thing source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 43         Covid toes now a thing source: fox4kc.com   |   share: 43         Michael Jordan scores 5.3 million source: thewrap.com   |   share: 9   Tue April 21, 2020       Still no cure for Fox News source: msn.com   |   share: 38         New York cancels July 4th festivities, Germany cancels Oktoberfest, and now Larsa Pippen cancels the $18 million Scottie Pippen pity party source: nypost.com   |   share: 9   Mon April 20, 2020       United Airlines loses $2.1bil for the quarter so it's applied for $4.5bil in government loans to go with the $5 bil it's already received. How's your $1200 holding up? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Featuring Michael Jordan, Hall of Famer, and Barack Obama, former Chicago resident source: nypost.com   |   share: 13         Germany finally reveals the pent up enthusiasm they have been saving for the Lockheed F-35 fighter jet source: time.com   |   share: 40   Sun April 19, 2020       Will we see Steve Kerr get punched? Will the Monstars be interviewed? Will we get haircare tips from Dennis Rodman? The Last Dance, the 10-part documentary series about Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls starts tonight, 9 PM ET on ESPN source: twitter.com   |   share: 49         "Well, that's a look at the weather. And now for this awesome drum solo" source: cnn.com   |   share: 28   Fri April 17, 2020       Illinois spent $17 million on face masks from China that are now being recalled in other states source: wgntv.com   |   share: 34         Illinois spent $17 million on face masks from China that are now being recalled in other states source: wgntv.com   |   share: 34   (Some Guy)       Chicago Police held its first ever online community meeting and went just as you would expect from an internet savvy public: with cursing, middle fingers, racial slurs, and porn source: blockclubchicago.org   |   share: 28         Local small business Ruth's Chris steakhouse gets a generous 20 million to help during these trying times, or a national chain that sells overpriced steaks takes money meant for small businesses source: nypost.com   |   share: 105   Thu April 16, 2020       Early read out from remdesivir study of severe patients in Chicago. 113 patients, two deaths and with most patients leaving the hospital in six days source: statnews.com   |   share: 84         United sees shadow, signals 6 more weeks of airline bailouts source: nypost.com   |   share: 2   Wed April 15, 2020       If COVID-19 has taught us anything, it's that many Americans can probably work at home without incident. "People are realizing that I'm better served by spending more time being productive at home, than being in the car and battling traffic" source: pix11.com   |   share: 54         Social distancing at its finest; during a light snow in Chicago, fifty cars managed to create a major pileup on the Kennedy Expressway source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 51   Tue April 14, 2020       After becoming second largest hot-spot in the US, Palin of the Plains still refuses to order shelter-in-place claiming she's using science, facts, and data. No, I'm being serious, she said that source: keloland.com   |   share: 127         Illinois: When will the shelter-in-place order be lifted? Justin Timberlake meme: It's gonna be MAY. Lori Lightfoot: [Stares in unlikely] source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 11         Hyundai to provide 'drive through' testing support in the U.S., saying that while it may be a gallant effort, it's not looking for any accords or esteem source: reuters.com   |   share: 17         Amazon's HR department managing worker safety and hiring according to the medal-winning principles of Zapp Brannigan source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 5         Chicago restaurants are dropping GrubHub due to the company's greed source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 13         I'm litigatin' it source: reuters.com   |   share: 8   Sun April 12, 2020       Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, who told city that "getting your roots done is not essential" amid lockdown, defends her decision to end up as a Fark headline source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 150   Sat April 11, 2020       Airlines: Give us money. US Treasury: OK, each of you gets a free $100 million, but 30% of anything above that is a loan at 1% interest. Airlines: What part of "GIVE" do you not understand? source: reuters.com   |   share: 21         Whelp, this aged poorly source: metv.com   |   share: 125         Major U.S. cities are doing better, and all it took was a pandemic source: theguardian.com   |   share: 63   Fri April 10, 2020       Chicago's United Center has been completely filled with non-perishable food - 25,828 boxes. 640 pallets. 774,840 lbs and one Ark of the Covenant source: wgntv.com   |   share: 52         Chicago's United Center has been completely filled with non-perishable food - 25,828 boxes. 640 pallets. 774,840 lbs and one Ark of the Covenant source: wgntv.com   |   share: 52         Trump sets new benchmark that is sure to be denied and walked back in short order source: cnbc.com   |   share: 104         New York state now has more coronavirus cases than any single country outside the USA. [FACEPALM] tag quarantined after touching its face, [FAIL] tag is at an anti-shutdown protest, and [FLORIDA] is nervously sweating at the community senior center source: bbc.com   |   share: 76   Wed April 08, 2020       Federal judge tells R. Kelly to piss off source: cnn.com   |   share: 3   Tue April 07, 2020       200k stray cats in Chicago aren't practicing social distancing, resulting in this "Unneutered Cats Bang Away" headline and a badly photoshopped pic of what unneutered cats banging away might look like source: tmz.com   |   share: 29   Mon April 06, 2020       Timeline set to diverge into one of two future Americas, depending on Democrats' willingness to blame Trump for his own actions. Tag is for likely outcome source: theintercept.com   |   share: 120         Hindsight in 2020. Detroit Auto Show's decision in 2018 to move from January to June looks like genius source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 9         Illinois man conducts clinical trial of high-velocity lead injection to treat COVID-19. While effective at halting the chain of transmission, study halted at n=2 due to undesirable side effects source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 65         McDonald's is donating over a million N95 masks to hospitals in Illinois source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 26

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