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Mon May 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog head butts owner, w'ouch
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Marjorie Taylor Greene wants you to ignore mass murders committed by white Supremacists and instead focus on undocumented immigrants. Yup, not racist at all
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Sun May 22, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
If you had trouble using a credit card this afternoon, it wasn't just you
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Short notice Chicago meet-up. Saturday, 28MAY, 7pm. PlatKat/Barbie Dream Hearse is in town
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mcdonald's: Come for the crappy food, stay for the mass shooting
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Thu May 19, 2022
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Cops wake up suburban Chicago mayor at 1:30am and arrest him. Yes, of course he's black. In their defense, he was also passed out drunk in his car, stopped in the middle lane of an expressway
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Wed May 18, 2022
(SportsNaut)
 
 
 
Nothing like livestreaming the sudden end to your career
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Quartz)
 
 
 
MiamiCoin collapses faster and harder than a poorly-maintained condo building
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(Axios)
 
 
 
US selected to host the World Cup
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(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
Cubs leadoff hitter blasts grand slam. Degree of difficulty: In the first inning
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
James Hetfield discusses his mental health struggles, thanking his bandmates for their support
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
In related news, the car subby ordered from Carvana in April is still experiencing "transportation delays"
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What would you have done differently pre-internet had you known for certain the internet as we now know it was coming? (Aside from investing in tech stocks or creating an internet company first)
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Chicago's Malört liqueur is both off-putting and excellent and leaves you hammered (pretty much like Chicago)
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Thu May 12, 2022
(BroBible)
 
 
 
NBA Insider Shams Charania says he stares at a computer screen 18 hours day, doesn't know how to drive a car, and has no social/dating life. What's his Fark handle?
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
James Hetfield congratulates Brazilian woman who gave birth at Metallica's show last weekend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ah one....ah two....ah three....it's time for the 24th Annual Worldwide Toast to Harry Caray
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Richard Wagner rides with the Valkyries now
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
COVID postponments are back, baby
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Sun May 08, 2022
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Former White Sox player and manager Robin Ventura earns degree from OSU, presumably majoring in getting his ass kicked by Nolan Ryan
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Sat May 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
So about that whole "nothing can stop Elon from buying Twitter" spate of news articles
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing moves HQ from Chicago to 1) back to Seattle and its commercial hub 2) St. Louis Defense where money is made 3) South Carolina to deal with the 787 manufacturing farkups 4) Arlington, VA across the river from its sugar daddy
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Some Ph.D)
 
 
 
NFL scout says the quiet part out loud
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unruly United passenger, apparently possessed by gremlins, opens emergency slide and lands on wing of moving plane
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
They've got a really good point here. *sips*
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brawling Chicago Cubs fans, you're the next contestants on "dumbass drunks on display"
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Your grandpa's favorite TV channel is 40 years old
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Tue May 03, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Four shot in Loop, Chicago police say. Christ, getting shot once would be bad enough, but over and over and over?
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Four shot in Loop, Chicago police say. Christ, getting shot once would be bad enough, but over and over and over?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
Hero
 
Steve "Mongo" McMichael should be a Hall of Famer on football merit alone, not just because ALS is brutalizing him or because he once taunted MLB umpire Angel Hernandez in front of 40,000 Chicago fans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson ups the OJ probabilities
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Mon May 02, 2022
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
"Things go better with Coke", gator endorsement
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know the old cliché where a teenager is punished for sneaking a cigarette by being forced to smoke the entire carton? Well it's probably best not to try that with whiskey and a four year old. Ain't that right, Grandma? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
Weeners
 
BDN iso NFLT
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Dogs catch car
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the wake of the pandemic, Americans aren't tipping as much as they should. Seriously, people -- 20 percent or just stay home
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Angel Hernandez was graded 96% for the Phillies/Brewers game. Fark: As graded by Joe West
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
fark The Knights
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Last Wednesday thread of this regular season. A Vegas loss in Chicago or Dallas taking 1 point against Arizona eliminates Vegas from the playoff hunt & clinches the last wild card for Dallas. Several other games will also be played. Pucks @ 7:30pm ET
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
That time Frank Lloyd Wright designed a gas station
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
The B-52s are flying their last missions this year
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids? 🌿 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 🍪 💊 🎱 🪦
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Playing now in San Francisco, the Obama Democrats Revenge Tour
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The Gandalf of Pizza" sees divinity in every slice, from the lembas crust of Lórien-style to the dwarves of Chicago who bake too greedily and too deep
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Minnesota's Byron Buxton hit a walkoff 469-foot HR to beat the White Sox. Nice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out the Internet is the cause for all the stupid. No Twit
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson calls Obama a fascist. That's the joke
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Fri April 22, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Everybody was Kung Fu Riding
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Everybody was Kung Fu Riding
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cynthia Plaster Casket
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1855, German immigrants in Chicago fought for one of mankind's most fundamental rights: affordable beer and to drink it on Sundays
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Impatient passenger deploys slide to exit aircraft. Loses style points for not grabbing a couple of beers on the way out
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Sun April 17, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Multi-city riots in response to a rumored Quran-burning have entered their fourth day in the conservative, fundamentalist stronghold of... Sweden
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Hell no)
 
 
 
You thought pineapple pizza was bad
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
If all those ferns and brass could talk
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle rent increased by 19% since last year, raising the cost of a modest refrigerator box to unaffordable levels for many
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Welcome to Chicago, new Bears backup quarterback. Make yourself at home. Could we take your coat? How about your car? Can we take that too?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Welcome to Chicago, new Bears backup quarterback. Make yourself at home. Could we take your coat? How about your car? Can we take that too?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman dies in Lincoln Park apartment fire. The Chicago Fire Department tried so hard, but in the end, it didn't even matter
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Brewers make a sport of hitting the Cubs' Willson Contreras with pitches whenever possible, so it stands to reason that the Cubs would incur all the suspensions
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Mon April 11, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
The Houston Texans are content to be terrible at quarterback
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Some Spit-Taker)
 
 
 
"I think I'm the most honest human being, perhaps, that God has ever created"
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Some Mile High Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 stoner ... wait, what were we talking about?
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Barack Obama admits he underestimated disinformation's potential to endanger democracy. In hindsight, this was bad news ... for everyone
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
The Chicago Department of Aviation spent $29K installing "Cannabis amnesty boxes" at airports. Only 34 collections have been made in two years and half of it was just garbage
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How does Chicago plug budget shortfalls? Easy, they issue more speed camera tickets than the city has residents
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If a guy stops you on the street and tells you that Chance the Rapper wants to pay off all your outstanding debt, it's probably a scam
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
E-scooters that tame the yahoo riders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Katy Perry's pants explode during Idol taping session allowing us to use what might be the most obscure Fallout 3 reference ever
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Prince's 1985 Purple Rain show in Syracuse will finally be released. Let's go crazy everyone
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(Toronto Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Keeping up with the Davidson's, and I mean way, way up
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you're a high school teacher who finds a black doll with a noose around its neck, don't hang it up in front of your class to find who it belongs to
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Wed March 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and combative is no way to go through life, private jet interloper
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Drunk, naked and combative is no way to go through life, private jet interloper
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Tue March 29, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Rock's comedy tour is suddenly the hottest ticket in town
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Windy City where the Blackhawks blow
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Fri March 25, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Not news: Food company donates to less fortunate. News: Donates 10,000 pizzas to homeless people. FARK: 10K frozen pizzas
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Not news: Food company donates to less fortunate. News: Donates 10,000 pizzas to homeless people. FARK: 10K frozen pizzas
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rent jumped 17% across the nation. This is the sound of the very, very wealthy hoovering up any and all remaining cash from the pockets, and couch cushions of America
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Thu March 24, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Rehabilitated? I don't know what that means / You in your suit and I in my jeans / What do you want to know? / I'll say anything if you'll let me go
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Marijuana company Cresco Labs gets the munchies, gobbles up NY cannabis firm Columbia Care. Will create the largest marijuana company in the US by revenue
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Tyreek Hill is on the market. Swipe right
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Ohio ranked the best state for pizza, NYC and Chicago did not crack the top 10 list, ranking 22nd and 14th, respectively
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Tue March 22, 2022
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
A device to better transport organs wins University of Chicago startup competition. Next project will include pianos, guitars and glockenspiels
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Mon March 21, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's sues vegan city
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wild Flower
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Centrist Dem candidate prepares primary opposition research dump against his further left opponent. Prepare to witness the power of a fully operational Fetterman in response
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
As the world returns to some normalcy from the COVID-19 pandemic, we now return you to your regularly scheduled unexpected Boeing nosedive and crash
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Unlike The White House, Congress wants to make sure you're not gassy
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Fri March 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The First Round of the NCAA Tournament continues at 12:15 PM ET on CBS with Loyola Chicago and Ohio State. Continuous action on CBS, truTV, TNT and TBS with the last game being TCU and Seton Hall at 9:57 PM ET on truTV. How is your bracket doing?
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Thu March 17, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
$200,000 of free gas being offered in Chicago today, lets see how that's going
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chicago River used to be so polluted that methane gas would bubble to its surface, and officials had no choice but to start dyeing the river with a powder that turned it green so they could track the sewage. Happy St. Patrick's Day
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Some cities that used to have three tech workers now have six. Watch your back, Seattle and San Francisco
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Vice)
 
Hero
 
Russian invaders, go brick yourselves
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Mon March 14, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
When his team needed him most, Jordan Bohannon dropped trou and won the day
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Sun March 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia kills American journalist in Ukraine, throwing out the rules of war
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Sat March 12, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Did you know Sour Punch is still an Independent Candy Company and not a conglomerate
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Return of the Mack...to California
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Chowhound is sent to a farm off the internet where it can run and play with lots of other digital dogs
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Thu March 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett would like the world to know as he goes to jail that he is NOT suicidal
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
These pizza chains are falling out of favor, probably because they serve Chicago style pizza
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Outkick)
 
 
 
"Michael Wilbon uses the t-word and gets away with it," writes utter twit. Plot twist: Wilbon was referencing Grayson Allen
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Mon March 07, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs owners, who have been crying poor amid MLB labor strife, are the same Cubs owners who are suddenly interested in buying the Chelsea soccer team for $3.3 billion
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Given her experience in construction, erection, and flotation Barb Wire to play in Chicago on Broadway. No, subby is not having a mad libs stroke
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Fri March 04, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What is the perfect amount of alcohol? How many grains of sand are in an hour? What is the exo-limit of Duke suckitude?
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Russian restaurants feel the effects of a particularly American combination of stupidity, laziness and keyboard activism
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Restaurateur Gordon Ramsay announces new outlets of Hell's Kitchen will open in hell. That would be Miami, DC, and Chicago
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan's smoked cigar is up for auction, phrasing not included
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Speaker for Life™ Mike Madigan (D-IL) indicted on 22 counts of racketeering
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even George W. Bush is dunking on Putin now and to be fair, when he's not starting Trillion-dollar wars or crashing our economy, W. is actually a pretty damn funny guy
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Texas just got pulled to the left
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
What would you do during one of Danny Carey's drum solos besides watch in amazement? If you're in Tool, you've seen it enough times so you play Jenga instead
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Do fans want to be shot, bored, or robbed?
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Mon February 28, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Want to avoid high rental prices? Toledo, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Kansas City, Missouri, and Lincoln, Nebraska invite you to live in the Rust Belt. Oh, you want to make enough money, and have a life too? Hahaha... No
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Of all the stupid responses to Putin's invasion of Ukraine, Eric Swalwell's is one of them
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Sun February 27, 2022
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No, no, no not the Chicago Bean
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Sat February 26, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Former Bears head coach Matt Nagy lands job as quarterbacks coach for Chiefs, a team he held a higher job title with prior to coaching the Bears
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the Pelicans to know what it means to miss New Orleans
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Let's look at which Democrats are taking money from Fox News
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
After twelve years, the best police procedural in history is back for am historic 21st season. It's the Official Law & Order Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on NBC. DUN DUN
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Wed February 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Original Mariner reaches Davy Jones' locker
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC mayor claims that "You can't stay at home all day in your pajamas." And he's right too. Sometimes Subby stays at home all day in his birthday suit instead of pajamas
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
THE Ohio St WR Chris Olave will be a bust in the NFL. That's very impressive
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother mothers, son suffers. We need more of these mothers. Thank you, awesome Mom
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Single mother of five facing one-year prison term, $1000 fine for leaving 14-year-old daughter to babysit other kids while at work. No adventures included
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
All Kanye has left are his feuds, real and imagined
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Electrek)
 
 
 
Tunnel under Miami due to flood immediately after completion
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Even Uber drivers agree, New York City is No. 1
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chicago re-signs A. Quigley. Book it. Done
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
R. Kelly is pissed, hires Bill Cosby's attorney
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Yet another Black Sox scandal in Chicago..(News tab throws the game to steal it from Sports)
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Fri February 11, 2022
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Popular crowd rating website declares this pizza place the best in the US. Interesting: it is only open for 9 hours a week. Fark: no pineapple or ham pizzas
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
They bring a brat, you bring a brick. It's the Chicago way
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Thu February 10, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The viral marketing for Wordle is getting a bit much
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
It's National Pizza Day. List of companies with deals to the left. List of the only pizza worth eating to the right, along with the compulsory NY vs Chicago flamewar
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Tue February 08, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Oscar nominations are announced, and for the first time ever no one has seen a single film nominated for anything
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Complex)
 
 
 
While the world was distracted by Ukraine border shenanigans, Machine Gun Kelly & Slipknot frontman's botched collaboration turned feud has entered the b.j. technique stage
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Syl Johnson has stopped sampling life at age 85
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
If you weren't the worst quarterback ever to start in a Super Bowl, please step forward. Not so fast, Rex Grossman
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Sun February 06, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Bears' Matt Eberflus adds Hightower to staff. Tackleberry and Mahoney also under consideration
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Illinois judge decides the Constitution demands the blood of children
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bloomberg News accidentally publishes pre-written "Russia invades Ukraine" story. Chicago Daily Tribune unavailable for comment
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Fri February 04, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Winter festival postponed because of too much winter
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Thu February 03, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants hire Kafka as offensive coordinator, hope he can cause a metamorphosis of their offense
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Chicago Blackhawks owner would really rather you not bring up that time the organization covered up the fact that one of the team's coaches sexually assaulted one of their players
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
The economy must be picking up; TV hosts are fawning over a $350 PB&J sandwich sprinkled with gold flakes
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas is one of three states where you can put your water heater in the attic, and they're facing an ice storm
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Tue February 01, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
We apologize for your delayed luggage, but it's currently being reassembled
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(NFL)
 
 
 
'We're gonna take the (NFC) North and never give it back.' Rest of League, "Please"
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Legendary drummer Sam Lay lays down his drumsticks for the final time at age 86
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how they keep railroad tracks from freezing during a Chicago winter? Easy: they set them on fire
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The evil twin really did do it
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Like dinosaurs flailing in a tar pit, House moderates inch toward extinction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Co-founder of Chicago's other, other, other, other type of pizza has died
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears hire Ryan and Matt to lead their organization because they didn't want to have to change the stationery
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Wed January 26, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rapper creates dinner roll sofa called a LOAFA. Deez nutz joke continuation still pending
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Tue January 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
2015: Bears hire Ryan Pace. 2021: Bears hire Ryan Poles
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
I don't know what a "Bad Bunny" is, but it's apparently visiting 29 stadiums around the country
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently the reason Kaaron owns da Bears is because he thinks just like their upper brass. Like a f*cking dumbass
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Mon January 24, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Chicago vs. New York pizza: "Can't we all just get along?" Fine. You dig and I'll carry the bag of lye
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(Bleacher Nation)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Bucks admonish own player for trying to kill a guy, graciously accept lenient punishment from NBA. Just kidding: They put out a wacky statement saying his one game suspension is too harsh
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