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Fri June 15, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you're a fan of pitchers failing to move the runner along on a sacrifice bunt, there's some bad news for you
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Archer burns down another season with murderous Nazi robots and the endless promise of space
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Jacob deGrom has an 0.87 ERA over his last 10 games, the Mets have managed to lose 8 of those games
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(Some Pup)
 
 
 
Photoshop Roger Fetcherer
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Wed June 13, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Teacher resigns over school's transgender policy. Is surprised to learn that quitting means you don't have a job next year
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Researcher study 160 million memes and find out they mostly come from /pol/ and r/The_Donald. Now we just have to nuke the sources
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers come up with a saliva test for prostate cancer, insist it's not some tongue-in-cheek idea
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's one thing for a starting pitcher to give up enough runs that he has to come out of the game. It's another thing entirely to give up so many runs that he feels like he has to retire on the spot
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
After game winning pitch, a high school pitcher consoles the batter before he celebrates with his team
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher with last name 'Sprinkles' has sex with student. You read this in Morgan Freeman's voice
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toddlers consuming too much sugar, claim researchers and every parent of a toddler
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Gun store hosts 'train a teacher day' says the hard part was getting them to hold the paper targets
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Some Chip Guy)
 
 
 
Top researchers decide to find the very best potato chip money can buy ... by taste-testing a grand total of three different brands. Wow ... that's some fine research there, failsearchers
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researcher suggests creation of theomorphic robots to help people connecting with a deity, an object within a religion, or carry a divine essence. Or you could just nail a Furby on a cross and be done with it
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
US Army researchers develop algorithm and app for optimizing your personal daily caffeine intake, something that'll help when you fill out your 13 request forms in triplicate
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government researchers say it's only a matter of time before there's a cyberattack on an airplane inflight resulting in a catastrophic disaster, so have a nice trip this summer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells researchers have successfully created synthetic brain-destroying human prions in a lab
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana 13-year-old with 2 guns who shot a teacher and student will be tried as a juvenile. Which is good, since he wants to take Little Suzie to the junior prom
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cancer researchers are trying to shut down ZIP14, have not tried asking the US Postal Service for help
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Nationals' Max Scherzer throws rare 'immaculate inning'
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Tue June 05, 2018
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Teacher charged for allegedly having sex with a student. Farkers clicking to see if the teacher is hot will be in for a surprise
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Researchers demonstrate how to activate and power implants from over 100 feet away
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
New app helps researchers track ticks. The hardest part is teaching the ticks to use it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is it still weird when it's two teachers having sex, with each other?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers say don't date robots
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Unearthed ancient waka found to not be a waka, according to researchers at Fozzie Bear Institute of Archeology
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Map of how much teachers make in every state. WTF Oklahoma?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ No more pencils / No more books / No more teacher's / Dirty looks, yeah ♫ ♬
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Racism was never real; picking cotton makes a man out of you," says black preacher Jesse Lee Peterson
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers in Japan successfully grow muscles on artificial skeleton to create a biohybrid robotic finger joint, find Sarah Connor
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Don Cherry pulled NHL commissioner Gary Bettman onto the "Coach's Corner" set during last night's Stanley Cup Finals game and harrangued him about a Quebec City expansion franchise on live TV. It was as gloriously awkward as it sounds
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers achieve almost instant magnetization of matter by light, are polarized by their achievement
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For his final project, photography student shoots surgical implants after cremation. Teachers say he really urned his grade
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Animal farts lift Virginia Tech researcher's book to New York Times bestselling list. Man, what are they feeding those things?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"They still went into a pitch black, badly damaged basement beneath a molten reactor core that was slowly burning its way down to them" -- how a real suicide squad helped save the day at Chernobyl
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Someone forgot to ask the insurance companies if they could arm teachers
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If it had been written in middle school, I'd give it a C or C+. If it had been written in high school, I'd give it a D," said retired English teacher Yvonne Mason. Fark: About a letter she received from President Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here is a list of people who are way richer than you will ever be
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Fri May 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia continues to deny that a Russian missile with Russian serial numbers fired from a Russian launcher photographed in Russia could possibly have anything to do with Russia
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher wishes the it's-our-right-to-hate-people constituency had more rights than the rest of us
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians pitcher confirms what we all know, that Bush did 9/11
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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teacher takes KY GOP house majority leader to school in primary
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Tue May 22, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the teens killed in the latest school shooting told her parents two weeks ago that the killer told her he was going to kill her. After the shooting the Dad asked why the teachers didn't see this coming
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Researchers find that 20% of cryptocurrency offerings may be secretly fraudulent, while the other 80% are pretty open about it
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
First it was grenade launcher ammo that they lost, now the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate it if you returned their missing machine gun
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Raccoon-drowning teacher retires to spend more time hiding from a vengeful Rocket Raccoon
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Thu May 17, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's all of the witchery exposed in year one of the Mueller investigation
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Most pitchers would worry about taking a 102 MPH comebacker to the gut. Bartolo Colon is not most pitchers
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"While the counterfeit bills appear to be $100 U.S. currency, they have Chinese writing on them that indicates 'Practice Voucher - Not for Circulation' on both sides." Hey, wait, that looks just like like my tattoo
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher: Please don't record me drowning these raccoons in class | Students: Hold my beer
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Researchers warn lethal deltacoronavirus could soon jump from pigs to humans. Also monitoring americansolvirus and spiritdoseqisvirus
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Mon May 14, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pirates pitcher Jameson Tallon is getting real pissy about his injury
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Body of two-headed deer found. Researchers say it's probably worth a couple bucks
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese researchers have succeeded in impregnating a monkey. No, not all at once. And they did it for science, specifically on monkey that received uterus transplant from another monkey
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gallant: Day care owner takes prompt action after video shows teacher telling kids to throw rocks at a classmate. Goofus: By firing the whistleblower
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian high school teacher becomes national hero with Facebook post on how to make McDonald's Chicken McNuggets at home. Since her nugget debut, she has "new found cred among her students"
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student phished his teachers' logon credentials and changed his grades and those of other students. The Secret Service got involved and now he is facing 14 felonies. No word if he tried to play a game of Global Thermonuclear War
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Virginia teachers vote out Republican who mocked them for striking. "I heard one teacher today say," teacher Edwina Howard-Jack joked, "after yesterday they may want to think twice about arming teachers"
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for public drunkenness. Fark: While chaperoning HS prom
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now that they figure the Internet has moved on and nobody's really paying attention anymore Texas charter school has reinstated teacher who caused an uproar by assigning kids homework asking them to list the positive and negative aspects of slavery
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
You mean that a 6th grade teacher asking their students' HIV status before a class trip is unacceptable?
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Thu May 10, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Elton John warns hipster minstrel Ed Sheeran his success will not last forever, attempts to recover his soul
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I can't even rationalize a $5 TotalFark subscription, but I somehow ended up with a $4800 travel voucher due to a cancelled trip I was supposed to bodyguard / general step and fetch for. Where go?
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Researchers do not know how many sheep there are in the world because, when they try to count them, they fall asleep
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Wed May 09, 2018
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher sues public school district after being threatened with dismissal, reassigned to high school for "Get To Know Your Teacher" slideshow that had photos of her parents, best friends, 'future wife.'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Two Pence, none the richer
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Met Gala's theme is "Heavenly Bodies: Fashion and the Catholic Imagination" so naturally the celebrities are nearly naked. Thank God my 3rd grade teacher Sister Mary Francis didn't dress like that. Warning: slideshow
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers discover a possible vaccine for autism
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Mon May 07, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curse-averse researchers conclude there is no hidden room in Tutankhamun's tomb
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Carrollton police Officer Kip Daily caught interceptions as a defensive back for the Kansas State Wildcats; shows off what he can do to a purse snatcher
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Matt Harvey, who has sucked for the last three years, refuses a minor league assignment to work out his issues and has been released
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese forestry researchers invent literal wood alcohol from pulverized bark of various trees. "We thought it would be interesting to think that alcohol could be made from something around here like trees. It's a dream-inspired project"
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Any lawyers care to explain what this means besides "buy shares in Orville Redenbacher"?
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If you butchered a rhinoceros with stone tools 700,000 years ago in the Philippines, archaeologists would like to talk to you
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Bryan Fischer, the First Amendment doesn't apply to non-Christians
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Chipotle to offer free burritos, E. coli to teachers on May 8th
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Welcome to another exciting night of educational policy debate: In this corner, we have Oklahoma's Teacher of the Year. In the opposite corner, a rich lady who has no degrees in education who's never gone to a public school or sent her kids to one. FIGHT
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers abandon all hope of understanding Shammalammdingdong, and are moving on to Huanglongbing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Suspended pitcher Joe Kelly couldn't watch this weekend's series from the bullpen, dugout or press box, so he opted for the cheap seats instead
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Bruins ride the Lightning or get shock treatment? Will the Golden Knights find a shrubbery or suffer another flesh wound? What fabric will Don Cherry dazzle us with tonight? Bruins/Lightning @ 7pm ET, Sharks/Knights @ 10pm ET, Sharks in 6
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
News: The Giants' pitchers threw just one perfect inning last night against the Dodgers. Fark: It was thrown by Pablo Sandoval
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club presents the Bad Grammar Hall or Fame. We're looking for the songs that drove your pedantic high school English teacher insane
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's best to avoid calling one of your Jewish high school students "the next Hitler," Mr. History teacher
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
32 years after the incident, Ukraine says Chernobyl remains an 'open wound' in a less than glowing report
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
MIT researchers develop a "system for dream control" so now you can put your clothes on in all those 'you're the only one naked' dreams
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Some Movie Guy)
 
 
 
Due to script problems and Brad Pitt's lengthy custody battle, David Fincher postpones work on World War Z 2 [The New Batch] to focus on second season of Mindhunter
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Things you don't have to read: The Catcher in the Rye, The Bible, GQ
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Colorado GOPers introduce bill that threatens striking teachers with jail time. Surely, this will solve the problem of uppity teachers demanding raises and result in a boom of teachers moving to Colorado seeking employment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll finds that more than 78% of Americans feel that teachers are underpaid. And more than half would actually support a tax increase if it meant teachers got a raise, whereas only 23% would oppose one
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Sat April 21, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Berkeley high school teacher suspended for bringing an empty tube to class
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentucky college students troll a street preacher with Street Preacher Bingo
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Thu April 19, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
University Researchers make breakthrough in Nonlinear Mathematics, leading to Pre-Sentient Algorithms and eventually Digital Sentience. Subby's now certain we're just drones living in a Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri game
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Which version of the Cherries are going to show up? Will JoMo & Co. be upset by the weekend's loss to actually take it out on Bournemouth? Midweek action continues at 2:45 pm EDT. This is your Wednesday EPL Discussion thread
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
KY Gov. Bevin pops back out, blames his shadow, making for six more weeks of teacher strikes
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers find people with implanted neurostimulators are vulnerable to wireless attacks. Subby has three words for potential victims: Tin foil hat
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers create new Bose-Einstein condensate, are excited over the prospect of relatively decent mini-speakers
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Wikia)
 
 
 
My girlfriend of 6 months has a horrible back scratcher. It hangs from her door and I have tried to make use of it, but honestly I need to know how to tell her it doesn't work. LGT similar item
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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Sun April 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher who cannot read or right, are you even a teacher?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Teens are obsessed with ____________ and it's driving ____________ crazy. Sure, this story is about Fortnite and school teachers, but the headline template has been around since pretty much the dawn of civilization
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets back to being the Mets as BOTH their catchers head to the DL in the same week
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Teacher draws amazing pictures on her white board every day to get kids interested in learning, and holy fark is she good
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(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Researchers say older U.S. emergency alert systems may not be secure. Hawaii residents: "Tell us about it"
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Ok, so who broke the first rule about substitute teacher fight club?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Student: "I want to listen to music during the test." Teacher: "Sorry, no phones allowed." Student: "Challenge Accepted"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative: I can't envision how arming teachers could possibly go wrong. Parkland Teacher: Hold my gun
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Tue April 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Max Scherzer pitches a complete game, two-hit shutout, striking out 10. Much bigger news: He swipes the first stolen base of his career
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky governor to teachers: "You get nothing. You will get nothing and like it"
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma buzzkill authorities raid ale house for offering free beer to protesting teachers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There now , was that SO hard?: Oklahoma legislature takes up measure raising online sales taxes, hotel taxes, and gambling taxes to raise the money to pay their teachers decently
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lorde learns the hard way that not all lyrics work as Instagram captions. Especially Whitney Houston lyrics to describe your love of bathing
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Thu April 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mariners pitcher anointed as the next Captain America
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
MIT researchers have a novel new tool for how to combat online harassment. Something called "friends"
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
With a record number of teachers running for office in Kentucky, a KY Senator praised them for aspiring to public service. Nah, I'm kidding...he insulted them and rage-quit Twitter when people called out his asshattery
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Bleacher Report asks the Ravens "Why RGIII over Kaep"? Conveniently forgetting that when the Ravens tried to sign Kaep last year they were called slave owners by Kaep's girlfriend
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
MIT researchers create headset that lets you communicate without speaking. My middle finger does the exact same thing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Season 9. Official trailer. Archer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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Tue April 03, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Researchers confirm what we've only suspected until now: not having any money is really bad for your health
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
U.S. Patent #2,018,211,316: A method for harvesting cherries at 50% efficiency
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jenna Fischer did an entire late night interview wearing only a towel and you've already clicked away. *Jim looks at the camera*
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher tells kids she smokes dope, gives out her phone number, unbuttons her pants and dances to rap music while soliciting dollar bills. Who is this wild child? Nobody knows, but she's 63 years old
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(LA Times)
 
Weeners
 
Hey Ladies, Channing Tatum is back on the market
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sir, the teachers are revolting. You said it, they stink on ice
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Twins act all butt-hurt after they employ the shift -- while holding a 6-run lead in the 9th, no less -- on a slow-ass catcher and he has the audacity to bunt on their asses. But, but, unwritten rules. Go fark yourselves, Twinsies. Right in the ear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paddleboarders at the Cherry Blossom Festival find a floating corpse
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
First games for new Phillies manager Gabe Kapler continue to be beyond weird as he uses 21 pitchers in 28 innings ... including calling for a reliever who never warmed up
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Kindergarten teacher approaches her job in the most Fark of ways
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers are led to believe they developed new computer method of chemical synthesis through AI
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona teachers: "We're among the worst paid in the country, could you please give us a 20 percent raise?" AZ Governor Doug Ducey: "One percent. That's my final offer"
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Kid who was shot in school shooting is given detention for walking out during protest two years later. School board demands apology, then advocates arming teachers
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The National Review wants us to remember it as a fictional place where many students died and many teachers were secret terrorists, Hogwarts was very armed
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(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Please note: "Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is not something high school teachers should say on the job
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher in Texas suspended for discussing her sexual orientation
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We almost made it through spring training without a wacky non-baseball-related injury. ALMOST. Durable Royals catcher Salvador Perez out 4-6 weeks with torn MCL (carrying luggage upstairs)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dutch schoolteacher who saved hundreds of Jewish children during Holocaust dies at 107. We could really use more people like him today. Godspeed sir
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dodger Stadium expands its foul territory; or, according to pitcher Ross Stripling, "Crappy way to end the spring"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers invent spray-on tunable quantum interface
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Some Obviously Superior Guy)
 
 
 
Do you have an instinctive understanding of social psychology? Find out if Yale researchers share your opinion of your ability to gauge human motives and behavior. Let's be jerks and post our scores to taunt our inferiors
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Can't afford apartment rent on modest teacher salaries? No problem, you can bunk in your schools instead. Gym showers close at 6 pm though
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Researchers have discovered the secret behind Wonka's non-melting ice cream
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
David Cone says pitcher Shohei Ohtani would be better starting off the season in the minors. Wait ... he should be promoted from the Angels?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
United gives woman $10,000 voucher to give up seat, launches new slogan, 'Fly United, feed your family for years"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Teachers in Billings, Montana may be forced to have all teaching material approved by the school board because one snowflake saw a bikini
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
School board fires teacher who went on a video rant against the mlitary
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whoever had Rafael Montero in the "Next Mets pitcher to need Tommy John surgery" pool, please collect your winnings
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FarkGrammarians are going to have a field day with this one: "Ex-MLB pitcher Greg Reynolds awarded more than $2M after career derailed by punching naked man on LSD"
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Austin bomber attended a religious group for home schooled kids, which taught him things like archery, gun handling, bible study, gay hating, and bomb making. What a RIOT
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Battle Creek Enquirer)
 
 
 
Teacher to stand trial for having sex with student, playing banjo too loud
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You know baseball season has officially started when a Mets pitcher goes on the DL
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(Time)
 
 
 
New survey finds 75% of teachers oppose the idea of being trained to carry guns in schools, Mostly because showing students their 9 mm pistol will force them to teach the metric system
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Pretty much every band and singer has done it at least once, though some have done it a lot better then others, and some have done it even better than those who did it first. We're talking cover songs, this week on the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Effectiviology)
 
 
 
If you thought playing video games was a waste of time, think again. Researchers showed that playing video games leads to various long-term cognitive benefits
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Thu March 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Listen, I'd be all for arming teachers if they weren't a bunch of women because women shoot about as well as they drive, am I right fellas? Hello?
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(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
More about the anonymous journeyman minor league catcher who executed a no-look pickoff in a real game. "In other sports, it's not uncommon to see no-look passes. Those passes aren't thrown hard to a target 90 feet away"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Barron Trump's school writes open letter asking Trump to oppose arming teachers, act on gun violence. Trump expected to fire Barron, replace him with Cousin Oliver any day now
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Florida man attacks another with a tennis ball launcher. Not not that kind, the other kind
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma lawmaker says comments comparing teacher pay raise to extortion were taken out of context, curses those nosy kids visiting the capitol and their fancy smartphone videos
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher sets off fire alarm. Student posts 'active shooter' on Snapchat. Hilarity ensues (not really)
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Police officer of the year negligently fires his gun while in a school. This of course would never happen if trained teachers were armed
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Mon March 12, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota considers raising minimum age to 21 for A: Rifle purchases, B: Cigarettes, or C: Sleeping with teachers
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Sun March 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Now ya see? That's the funny thing about hush money: It only works if there isn't someone even richer willing to throw down "shout it from the rooftops" money
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
MIT researchers claim nuclear fusion will be viable in 15 years. (Just as it has been for the last two decades due to a lack of science funding - submitter)
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researcher creates 'Instagram' of immune system by blending science, technology, cat pics and selfies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teri Hatcher is not living in a van down by the river regardless of what you may have heard
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Teacher mom arrested for assaulting another mom at their kids' little league baseball practice because victim wore "short shorts." Lady, this is Florida. Volleyball shorts, bikinis, one-piece suits are acceptable women's wear to little league games
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana State AG sues school board that had a teacher arrested for questioning superintendent's $30K raise when teachers and school employees haven't had a raise in ten years
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Some Robot Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers are concerned a "lack of racial diversity amongst robots" is making us racist. No, really
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers after watching their West Virginia counterparts successfully stage, and win, a system-wide strike, start their own sort of "me too" movement, and give the legislature until April 1st to give them a raise or they are walking
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shoot a cop then lost her gun under a snowplow while her boyfriend (who claims to be a sovereign Islamic country) was kidnapped by 911 dispatcher and started kicking out squad car windows ... nope, too much crazy to fit in this headline
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Wed March 07, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're not arming plain old teachers, but will arm football coaches and band directors, obviously
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cruella DeVoucher visits Parkland, the Jeffe rails against States Rights (to do things he doesn't like), and HOW THE HELL IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY? MSNBC Wacky Wed edition, festivities begin 8pm EST, beware of crocodiles
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Tue March 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's researchers win brain prize would have preferred cash but now wondering where this extra brain came from
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for stockpiling 750 pairs of panties at his high school, which he claims were not swiped from students but bought online for purposes of reselling at school's culture festival. This story passes the sniff test
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teacher with the racist podcast: "Lololol, I troll you. It was satire. So don't you feel dumb now?"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers discover the parts of the brain that die off from Parkinson's, then use this information to purchase a dress
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Sun March 04, 2018
(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers, upset over their lack of pay, are also talking of a strike. "If we strike, I double dare you to fire us. We'll just go to Texas; they're looking for new teachers"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
W.VA legislature tries to stiff the striking teachers by passing a smaller raise for them than the governor promised (because Fark you, that's why) but accidentally passed the bill giving them the full raise. Reading IS fundamental
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
NRA approved shooting game app pulled from iOS app store. Darn, they were just about to release the school shooter update where Trump runs in to save the day and arm the teachers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers are refusing to sugarcoat it - the diabeetus may be five different diseases
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Thu March 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The education budget was lean enough that Stoneman Douglas High School ran out of paper for a week, but the state legislature has found $67 million for arming teachers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"My Bad Teacher" starring Jennifer Connelly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
People are starting to ask how in 2001, Melania Trump, then a model with almost no credits to her name, scored a visa meant for renowned academic researchers, top business executives, Olympic athletes or Oscar winners
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Wed February 28, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Gunshots fired at high school, teacher barricaded in classroom yadda yadda on a sesame seed bun with special sauce
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(MSN)
 
 
 
U.S. history trivia your teachers never taught you in school. Because we all have a thirst to learn
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because why wouldn't he carve swastikas into the rifles he used to kill 17 students and teachers?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
For those who aren't self-taught, Pole Control Studio offers career training for moms, teachers, doctors, lawyers, Farkers
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Tue February 27, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers now think mushrooms evolved to be hallucinogenic in order to keep insects away
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Researcher warns of Russian interference in 2019 Canadian election. So if you start seeing tweets about how Canada should pull out of NATO, or annex the US, or trade in our Molson and poutine for vodka and borscht, don't fall for it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Don't let the absurd ploy to arm teachers distract you....The deliberately outrageous idea of arming classroom teachers is nothing more than a distraction, a ploy by the gun lobby to buy time for passions to cool"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers discover ancient elephants and mastodons were totally down with inter-species boning. Babar seen looking around nervously
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Mon February 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because of a teacher's strike, EVERY public school in West Virginia is currently closed, and if this strike goes on indefinitely, is expected to create...well, zero noticeable difference in West Virginians
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal editor says arming teachers with guns isn't the answer. The answer is to give the teachers flash-bang grenades
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(Time)
 
 
 
Evangelical preacher discusses why guns are the furthest thing from Christian
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tax dispute closes the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, which is reportedly where Jesus is said to be buried. Not even Christ can escape the taxman
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I was a Marine. Now I am a teacher. Guns don't have a place in my classroom"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump acts on arming teachers by saying 'Hey, you states, go arm your teachers. I can't be bothered leading the country on this, or anything else.'
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas high school teacher suspended after filming his students fighting instead of actually intervening
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Lecherous, drunk, and threatening to kill your husband with a steak knife is no way to go to Congress
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Fri February 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Student needs more time to study for test so she A) fakes an illness, B) seduces the teacher, C) threatens school shooting
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
America's most notorious deadbeat dad caught in Canadian cherry pit sting. No, really
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(NPR)
 
 
 
SpaceX fumbles the catch of a $6M Falcon 9 nose cone fairing, using a giant catchers' mitt hung from a boat. You can't make this stuff up
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Teacher with concealed gun fired. I thought we were cool with that now?
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump says the fake media was wrong in reporting that he wants to arm teachers. He actually wants to arm teachers. Big difference
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Wed February 21, 2018
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
History teacher 'loved by all' accused of loving one student a little too much
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Florida teachers' union pension fund owns 40,000 shares in a company that manufactures AR-15's
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Ohio teachers and school staff sign up for free concealed weapons class offered by local Sheriff
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Tue February 20, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Special Forces Commando leaders from around the world are converging on Florida. I think I've seen this movie already, Dolph Lundgren cuts a guy in half by clubbing him with a Doberman pinscher
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Mon February 19, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Middle school substitute teacher fired after video shows him body slamming a 12-year-old student. Student just glad sub didn't have an AR-15
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Sun February 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Andrew Bauer [R-eally Loves NRA Money] says the answer to stopping school shootings is: A) Gun control; B) Arming teachers; C) Watching Andy Griffith reruns and beating children with paddles
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Pedo perv retired preacher doesn't get charged with any crimes because the word of one girl isn't enough for a search warrant. Even if that one girl was traumatized when she saw child porn on his phone. In the he said/she said rules of life, he won
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