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Tue August 04, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Players Association agrees to shorten the window for player opt-out in exchange for some concessions. These include ice cold cola, buttered popcorn, and hot dogs with extra nacho cheese
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
All you farkers working from home during the pandemic are spending an extra 48 minutes a day farking around on here. Probably a net gain when you factor out commuting
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Boeing will need to make additional changes to the 737MAX's crash feature before being allowed to fly again
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Former aide to Kamala Harris when she was California Attorney general signed an NDA in exchange for a $35,000 pay out. What a twist: Harris has released her from her NDA and said she's free to talk to the press if she wants to
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Andrew Lloyd Webber gives strong thumbs down to Tom Hooper's "ridiculous" adaptation of Cats, both the original and anally unexpurgated versions
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace asks Jason Miller about changes to the Postal Service and how it will affect the upcoming election. His answer involves Andrew Cuomo and prepaid ballot envelopes for some reason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President Trump called for 'changes to be made soon' after saying there is 'too much income disparity' in America. Better check for pods
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Entire city's parking meters, removed to protect the change inside them, may now be replaced since the single key that opens them has been found. Cool Hand Luke eats 50 eggs to celebrate
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Sat August 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch accidentally raised a son with a conscience
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pesto changeo
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tesla hitting the S&P 500 will turn index mutual funds and exchange-traded funds into a circus with Elon playing ringmaster
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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Thu July 30, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK extends the virus isolation period from seven to 10 days. Which is what, a ha'penny of a fortnight?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday is a world of suck. So, here's the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
"Need a new computer?" article comes complete with unhelpful pic
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Turns out those mysterious unsolicited seeds you received from China don't grow zombies, but they do mean you need to change your Amazon password and maybe your credit card number
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Heyyyy - good question
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
BC Premier asks citizens to be tolerant and polite if they see American license plates on the road, since not all Americans are halfwitted Covid carriers. As for Americans in province, he advises them to change plates or bicycle or take transit
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Police in NJ towns tell residents they will be happy to keep an eye on their houses while they are on vacation according to Officers Harry Pesci and Marv Stern
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sick of Working From Home? Just change your definition of Home. Barbados is offering 1 year visas for remote workers. Offer not valid in USA
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
PPP was aimed to keep employees on payroll during this coronavirus pandemic. Someone might want to tell the government that workers at a lot of big companies have yet to be rehired
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas AG decides that since County Health Boards are closing schools, he'll take away their ability to close schools. Also, re-names the three Rs to Repression, Religion, and Rigor Mortis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Banks are making money hand over fist so they need pandemic relief
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid 19, Marlins 17. What a slugfest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amateur astronomers discover an asteroid has changed it's trajectory and is heading towards earth. Article waits several paragraphs before noting that it won't arrive for one million years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Massive storm results in Eel McPherson disappearing from New Zealand pond, presumably by hovercraft
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
The Tesla Cybertruck Will Change Colors With Heat
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Mon July 27, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Waaaaahner Bros
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Work for Google? Ah, fark it. Just stay home for another year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
10 points
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The more things change...same
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"The problem we've got is people we most need to change their behavior are the 20- and 30-year-olds"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump supporters more enthusiastic than Biden's. Also, more likely to employ a random capitalization pattern and change verb tense mid-sentence in deranged Facebook posts
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Leaked memo from head of DHS changes the blame for Portland violence from "Violent Opportunists" to "Antifa"
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
ComicCon@Home wraps up with a Will Eisner talk, NASA talking about Perseverance, and Nathan Fillion, Joss Whedon, Alan Tudyk, Gina Torres, Mekia Cox, Molly Quinn, Seamus Dever, and Jon Huertas talking about Nathan Fillion. Fun starts @ 1 PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seeing their candidate start to go down in flames, anti-abortion groups seek to change Biden's platform
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Saturday at ComicCon@Home: A double dose of Keanu Reeves with Bill & Ted and Constantine panels. Guillermo del Toro on his monsters. The purely fantastical as NASA will discuss their returning humans to the Moon by 2024. This and more @ 1 PM ET
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Reasons men are going to sexual health clinics have changed over the last decade. Most men now face low batting averages and pitching nothing but curve balls. Back then it was broken bats and unforced errors
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A fistful of dollar: Kid finds what he believes is world-record sand dollar. Waiting for kid in Denmark to find sand euro that's 2.78 centimeters larger, according to the exchange rate
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron, Lagertha, Jack Kirby, Batman, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Madalorian's gadgets. All these panels and more at today's ComicCon@Home. The fun starts @ 1pm ET/10am PT
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Coon cheese brand's Canadian parent company finally changing its name in bid to 'eliminate racism'. You mean someone hasn't thought to do this until now?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Coon cheese brand's Canadian parent company finally changing its name in bid to 'eliminate racism'. You mean someone hasn't thought to do this until now?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Only Pompeo could go to the Nixon Library and proclaim failure with China
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Thu July 23, 2020
(United States Mint)
 
 
 
The U.S. Mint is literally begging for spare change
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After nine days of deliberations and many great suggestions, The Washington [REDACTEDS] are no more. They shall henceforth be known as *checks notes* Football Team
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(Some Whale Tail)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Line to drop 2 ships, relieve 2 ships and make 1 big ship. Change one letter and that describes a typical cruise experience
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Wed July 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venice gondoliers to tourists: "go be fat somewhere else"
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(Some Signmaking Guy)
 
 
 
Unmarked vehicles with federal agents a problem? Wouldn't the solution be for the citizenry to order a bunch of graphics to help them mark their patrol vehicles while they're stopped? LGT example of a graphics package
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Musicians renaming themselves following the rise of the BLM movement is getting out of hand.... I mean, who could possibly be offended by a white DJ named Joey Negro?
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(Comic Con)
 
 
 
Lock the door against the COVID hordes (among other unwanted distractions), sit down, and geek out. The all virtual Comic-Con 2020 starts @ 3:00pm PDT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man Utd & Chelsea try to bolster their Champions League chances today. Will Man Utd hammer a West Ham team with almost nothing left to play for? Will a thoroughly disinterested Liverpool allow Chelsea to grab an easy 3 points? Kickoff @ 1pm ET
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Public Health: I know you want to reopen schools, Governor, but we have a TON of new cases every day. Governor: No problem, we'll just stop testing
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Tue July 21, 2020
(TSN)
 
 
 
Welcome to the field your Edmonton... eels, earthworms, elephants, emus... Look we'll just figure it out later ok? Go pick on the Chiefs, Blackhawks or Indians for a while
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Stoopid immune system
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's games feature the current bottom safe team and the top relegated team. Will Watford manage to scrape desperately needed points against Man City? Will FA Cup finalists Arsenal be Arsenal and fold to Villa like a cheap suit? First kick @ 1pm ET
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Becky the nurse
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's about to be 960 more people on your LinkedIn profile asking for a job, connection, reference, introduction, etc
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington hires Terry Bateman as name change marketing master
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Mon July 20, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
How do we do it? Volume
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Legal weed's a beauty, eh
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can Brighton put more space between them and relegation against Newcastle? Can Wolves top Tottenham on the table by beating Palace? Can Sheffield United challenge for the Everton Cup by beating Everton? Game on @ 1pm ET
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out wearing a tan suit in the Oval Office isn't such a big deal anymore. I wonder what's changed
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's climate change plan could bring unions to the side of clean energy
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New rules, passive aggressive notes, and the end of potlucks; the return to the office is marked by change
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
To deal with Covid-19, the porn industry has had to make some changes, like no MILFs, kissing, or orgies
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(Some Synthetic Guy)
 
 
 
The synthesizer is the Rodney Dangerfield of musical instruments: it never gets any respect. Let's change that misconception this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Sat July 18, 2020
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
2020 has been a year of topsy-turvy events and changes, so it's reassuring to know that at least one tradition is still observed
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Fri July 17, 2020
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
I'm not a surgeon but I play one in the classroom
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(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
Cook Political Report changes predictions for 20 House seats from leaning republican to leaning Democratic. Countdown until 20 republican campaigns switch from "rah rah Donald Trump" to "vote for us or the blue wave will kill us all"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New efficient cooling could save $2.9 trillion by 2050 and help curb climate change. That is, if you believe you can unfry an egg
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If Biden wins, will that be enough to convince the world that we've changed, and they should take us back?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Confectioner Cadbury says it's reducing the size - but not the price - of its candies. You know, for safety
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Thu July 16, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pharma Bro's younger cop brother arrested for choking a man to death. Hugo the Dummy last seen nervously hiding Vorelli's body
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's not just you, other former conspiracy theorists have spilled their brains about what changed their minds
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Oh Art Schlichter, never change. Art Schlichter: OK
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(Kare11)
 
Boobies
 
Minneapolis Park Board responds to police drone at beaches by removing nudity restriction, inceasing drone usage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will the Foxes cling to the last Champions League spot with a win over the Blades? Will Man Utd leapfrog them with a victory against Palace? Can Brighton gain more distance on the drop zone? Will AV move into the last relegation place? Footy @ 1pm ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC to HHS
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you're in the middle of a pandemic and you're having a contract dispute over pay with doctors and surgeons? Do you a) cave and pay them b) bring in arbitration c) try to change the rules so they can't leave? Hint: Alberta
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ferrari are proper farked
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
"It's like they don't care. Life is normal. Nothing's changed for them...I just couldn't believe, everyone's standing outside. Everyone is congregating like nothing is happening"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Wednesday night short track action is here at Bristol. There are a few changes including different car design, choosing your lane on restarts, and extra lighting. All-Star Open starts at 7pm EDT on FS1 with the All-Star race starting at 8:30pm on FS1
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins change name to D.C. Redskins
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Arsenal or Liverpool be awake for their game? Will Man City all but doom Bournemouth to relegation? Will Wolves close on Man Utd & Leicester in the chase for the 4th Champions League spot? Will JoMo please go away? Action starts @ 1pm ET
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Things may be about to get ugly for the Washington football team. And no, it has nothing to do with the name change
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones Changes Team's Name To Redskins Now That It's Available
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Burger King to battle climate change by A: Using more recyclable packaging? B: Making more plant-based sandwiches? or C: Feeding cows lemongrass?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Can you spot the error in this picture's caption? Update: Black Lies Matter changes to Black Lives Matter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans move much of convention to outdoors. Not because of the COVID-19 hoax mind you, but so delegates can enjoy the late August weather in Jacksonville
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
Trump's dreams of ______ is falling apart
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(Some Cruise Guy)
 
 
 
Royal Caribbean may be in deep financial trouble, but they're passing lockdown time by updating their corporate parent name. Also, they'd like you to know their logo is so iconic that their HQ building looks just like it when viewed from space
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the modern-day GOP: tweeting Nixon-era photos of Joe Biden and his son to own the libs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Navajo Nation has a suggestion to replace "Redskins" by renaming the team 'Code Talkers' to honor the Navajo Code Talkers
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Two producers, the screenwriter, and one of the stars of X-MEN look back on the superhero movie that changed Hollywood forever
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nespresso helped change the coffee world, but it seems as if the world has moved on." Yeah, on to better coffee that takes 30 seconds to make yourself
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
KC Chiefs to change logo to fire helmet, mascot to Dalmatian, stadium name to Nozzle, tomahawk chop to wave, and drum to fire alarm. Ha ha ha no. American Indians stereotypes are fun, like a Halloween costume
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Pennies, nickels, quarters, dimes, not from Kroger, not this time
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Son of Playboy founder to enter California Senate race. Not so much a 'swamp', but a 'grotto'
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Mon July 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Cheesemaking and taxidermy: both fascinating learned skills and artforms, hardly interchangeable
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sewage, heat, and climate change all being blamed for causing an "extreme" Hudson River fish die-off. Absolutely nothing about cement boots being that NYC fishes are too tough to wear rain boots because of a little polluted water
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
FedEx says it will take its stadium naming rights ball and go home if the Washington football team doesn't change its nickname
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany to change its financial oversight laws now that the Wirecard horse has fled the barn, been sold and turned into dogfood, and the barn has been burned down and the ashes raked into the still-smoking earth
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Value of My $150,000 MBA Is Now in Question" says somebody who apparently missed the lecture on how business conditions can change overnight
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Over 160 cases of Kentucky sports coaches playing the "I may be creepy, but it's still legal" loophole since 2016 have been discovered
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A summary of the private letter that FedEx sent Dan Snyder: Dear Asshat. Your football team's stupid, racist name is starting to hurt our brand. If you don't change it, we'll erase you from our stadium. Have a nice day. XOX
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Man on death row at San Quentin has sentence reduced to life. Since he's in San Quentin during COVID it's really no change
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Mark Milley to Trump: "Go find a different way to suck up to racists, Treason Boy"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Greyhound says hateful orange clown responsible for write-down
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The F-35 has triggered the biggest change in the Navy's esteemed TOPGUN fighter weapons school, with new graduates being versed in the modern tactics of sitting in the barracks waiting for their planes to be able to fly
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New WHO guidance says it needs evidence on airborne transmission. WHY? Because they're clinging to the surface-transmission theory
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Republican Party is so badly tainted by its collusion with Trump that it will probably have to change its name. Lincoln Party, anyone?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: I want the CDC to change their guidelines for re-opening schools, they're too hard to do, "I will be meeting with them". CDC: naw dog, they're good just the way they are, not changing them. Sorry...not sorry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A Redskins name change would be costly at first, but it could end up as a lucrative move. Also, you can't use the Hotels.com mobile app until you download it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Sally, I told my family how much I hate Chik-Fil-A for their stance on LBGTQ issues. Now the entire family likes them on Facebook and eats there every single day. Should I burn their houses down and change my name?
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Lady Antebellum fights racism by stealing the name of a Black blues singer and suing the blues singer over it
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today in Murican Racist History: 59 years ago John Lewis was arrested for using the "wrong" bathroom. The more things change, the more things stay the same
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
"Successful and Attractive Asian-Americans Campground" and "Civil War Losers Campground" just don't have that catchy ring to them in old Montana
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Washington and Lee University votes to remove offensive name from school's title. Will now simply be know as 'University'
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Trump asks Missouri governor about Covid-19 response. Just kidding. He asked if Parson was going to change St. Louis' name
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump planning to change the size of Republican convention once he finds out how many aren't going
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Tue July 07, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy is working and failing at the same time because 91% of republicans like him, but only 30% of the country are republicans
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
_______ and _______ join _____, pulling the (REDACTED)'s merch from their online stores
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Wow, such working. So businessdoge. How sweet potato. Many shopping
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
No, Coronavirus did not kill off weddings, but it did change them irrevocably
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"Your kitchen is about to change forever. Here's what it could look like." Yeah, how about NOPE
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump vows to send a man to Mars, but only Obama was able to get Mars to come to him
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden could still blow it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians considering name change to be less offensive. So get your tickets now for the Ohio Indians
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Once upon a time Americans prided themselves on dressing in their Sunday bests. Now they can barely be bothered to change out of their pajamas for the daily afternoon Zoom meeting
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The pandemic should change the way we talk about dying, from (⊙_⊙) to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Do animals really have that 'incoming disaster ESP?' "The closer the animals were to the epicenter of the impending (earthquake), the earlier they changed their behavior"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Daniel Synder realizes he really likes money and will look into changing his team's name
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin's changes to the Russian constitution, including an amendment granting former Russian presidents automatic immunity from criminal prosecution and another that keeps him in power until 2036, kicks in on July 4. The timing is purely coincidental
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats finally discover four years too late that just airing ads of Trump saying stupid sh*t changes voters' minds the most
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(TriCity News)
 
 
 
B.C. Birds are changing their tunes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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(Chron)
 
 
 
It's like we're playing reverse Monopoly
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Exxon signals 2nd quarterly loss in a row, wipes its tears with a slightly lesser quality regal silk
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(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
Move afoot to change the name of Yale University. Keeping with the lock theme, Master seems to be available
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Activists have realized that while Dan Snyder can't be shamed, the companies that support his team might respond differently
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Zuck will not be bullied by corporations, plans to keep Facebook as a haven for hate speech. Figures the ad money will return if he can help shape another election by spreading misinformation to older voters
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Chinese bank uses gold bars as collateral for loan. News: 83 tons of gold in exchange for 4 billion in loans. Fark: The gold is all fake. Ultrafark: No one checked until the loans were issued
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mississippi votes to change its flag and that's that, all Confederate symbols are gone from US state flags.....except for the "hidden" ones on Florida, Alabama, Arkansas', oh and the fact that Georgia still uses the ACTUAL official flag of the CSA
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
PA Governor: "No parades. Not on state roads during a pandemic" Simple farmers, people of the land, common clay of Pennsylvania: "Side streets it is, then. Tractors, ho"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Space Force units to be called Deltas but that might change over time
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Mon June 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nation's most populous county, L.A. County issues dire warning that things are deteriorating very rapidly after "alarming increases" in coronavirus cases. States that did not act so stupidly say: Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are growing increasingly worried that if Trump does not change his tone soon, they'll have no choice but to continue their unwavering support of him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your image of Johnny Depp as the cool Hunter S. Thompson might change when you read how Depp orders drugs via text message. Hint: more exclamation points than your aunt's Facebook rant
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Discussing race is uncomfortable. Change my mind
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Silent majority" seems an odd spelling for voter fraud
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
L'Oreal is going to stop labeling its products with terms like whitening, fair, and lightening. I mean, they'll keep selling the products, because money, but now they just won't say what they do
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
An upside to climate change, military members who died in a 1952 Alaska crash are being recovered for proper burial
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Fri June 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britons go on barcrawl so epic Singapore bans them from working in the country ever again. Oh, wait, they broke lockdown to do it? *Subby changes from Cool tag to Dumbass tag*
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thientithts dithcover tratheth of the viruth in Barthelona thewage from March 2019. If confirmed, thith ith a game-changer
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news for Covid-19 vaccine makers: The virus doesn't change quickly
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(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
Mississippi wants to keep a racist dog-whistle on their flag, even if they change the flag
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Thu June 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Son quits after Ma leaves. Appalachian histrionics or Asian big business? Why not both?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
*Spins the wheel of offended* Time to change the national anthem
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Indian recruiter isn't worried about Trump's visa freeze, notes H-1B visa holders could even still work for U.S. companies, but from home in India - thus paying into Indian tax coffers instead of U.S. ones
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Like we needed any more proof that Facebook is evil
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
According to the latest polls, people don't want to die from climate change
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Police arbitration on appeal is one of the single most important accountability issues in the country. You can't change an organization if you have to keep employing people that you know are going to do bad things"
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Costco pausing sales of half-sheet cakes. Redneck wedding planners inconsolable
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Four games at 1pm ET as UTD host The Blades, Villa travel to Newcastle, Norwich welcome Everton, & Wolves play struggling Bournemouth. All followed at 3:15pm ET by Liverpool vs Palace. Sure to be a 7 goal thriller there. This is your Wednesday EPL thread
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Tue June 23, 2020
(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
Meh: Climate change denial group posts false information on Facebook. Cool: Facebook's fact checkers flag it as false. WTF: Facebook overrules the fact checkers and categorizes climate change denial as "opinion" so it's immune to fact-checking
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
That's one way to get a job through social media -- Farm work given as punishment for teens after stolen goats traced online
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember, back when they were first announced, how Segway Scooters were going to change everything? EVERYTHING? THEY WERE GOING TO CHANGE IT ALL. Well, they just ended production
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Welcome to our Zoom bat mitzvah. Aunt Sadie, before you change you need to press the ... oh NO .... NO .... Oh no one wants to see that
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
The fixtures coming thick and fast as GW31+ gets underway. It's Leicester vs The South Coast Scum followed by Spurs (undefeated since March) vs Wet Spam in the EPL. Kick offs at 1pm and 3:15pm Eastern
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island considering changing name to...Rhode Island
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK announces cultural Coronavirus spreading will commence July 4
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Apple cozies up to Google and allows AppleTV to play 4K YouTube videos
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR drivers march together to push Bubba Wallace's car to the front of the field at Talladega, create a huge dust cloud
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Satellites have drastically changed how we forecast hurricanes, prepare for three-hour tours
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
For at least 160 years, this meant exactly the opposite
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Asia's richest man joins Legion of Doom
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Sun June 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Much like NASCAR, F1 racing is predominantly white. Lewis Hamilton intends to change that
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The Tennessean newspaper announces it is launching a thorough investigation into how a racist, right wing ad was allowed to run in some terrible newspaper called "The Tennessean"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another thing the rising seas of climate change is sinking: The 30-year mortgage
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Monument to actual racist defaced with a spray-painted demand to change the racist name of the thing he used to own
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
1. It won't. 2. It won't. 3. It won't. 4. It won't. 5. It won't. 6. It won't. 7. It won't. 8. Say yes to any opportunity that feeds your need for expansion. 9. It won't. 10. It won't. 11. It won't. 12. It won't
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Trump: If the Democrats win, there will be a recession and riots. So, no change, then?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Iron Duke Brewing forced to change name after Duke University thinks someone might accidentally enroll there and try to earn a degree. Once again proving, Duke Sucks
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
University of Florida discontinues "gator bait" cheer due to its "horrific historic racist imagery"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh, now that college football has chimed in, surely Mississippi will change its flag
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, officer, care to tell us how you really feel?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
The Redacteds finally change their name
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(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic monkey gets sentenced to life behind bars. If only I could do the same to Uncle 'good time' Henry
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Councillor repeatedly says N-word, and tells how his family used to own a cat named N-word, in order to highlight how things have changed. Only he didn't say "N-word", he said the N-word. De re / de dicto
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
University of Virginia changes athletic logo. This is not one of those "spot the differences" photos
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hunter-seekers just got one step closer to reality
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Never failing to miss an oppurtunity, Congress decides not to include anything about climate change in the stimulus
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Look, it's the annual "new way to pack you in tighter into an airplane" story
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Blonde hair blue-eyed Apple executive leaving her position as Diversity Officer to "spend more time with her family"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leave it to Gym Jordan to be the mask holdout in the House
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Target and U.S. Bank join a growing list of companies that will offer Juneteenth as a paid holiday to employees
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Tue June 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
This is what breakfast at home cost 50 years ago. Per article, it was still cheaper and easier to eat out
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Today is the 25th anniversary of Astronomy Picture of the Day, a website whose format is essentially unchanged since its 1995 debut
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Robinhood investors will end up in tears. Should exchange tight tights for something less manly
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Aquaman theory changes the movie, still makes it unwatchable
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trent Lott gets a fancy new job at a lobbying firm after being fired from his previous lobbying gig. Remember when he was mocked in The Phantom Menace? Funny how that predicted reality
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When you go for the King of all media you best not miss, Half-Scoop
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it works out"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Soon, there will be an opportunity to crap where no man or woman has crapped before
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The King of Staten Island" has abdicated theaters
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"There is no doubt in my mind that my paper was denied government approval because it had to do with efforts to mitigate climate change." It seems lower level apparatchiks are taking their cues from Donnie's stooges these days
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(NBC Boston)
 
 
 
Over 7000 people petition for the removal of a statue of -- *spins wheel* -- Abraham Lincoln? What the hell is wrong with -- *clicks link* -- Oh, that ain't right
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Once you get a bird feeder, your life will change forever." This is not a euphemism or an overstatement
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you haven't started question every part of your life during the pandemic, you will start. Assuming you survive
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic leaders open to change rule restricting protests at Olympic Games after learning that nobody watches the Olympics anymore anyway
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Sat June 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For once, the Cleveland Browns will take the lead in the NFL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An impact crater lake that turns bright pink is kind of spooky
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So much for "ashes and embers." Leaked CDC document shows 36% increase in COVID-19 cases in one week. Fark: The USA had the biggest spike of percentage change in daily cases
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Capezio will finally offer pointe shoes to ruin ballerina feet in darker skin tones
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Lady Antebellum changed their name to Lady A without checking to see if anyone else already had it. Unfortunately, someone does: a woman of color who is a blues singer, and has professionally used the name for over 20 years
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Simon Fraser University in Canada urged to change its athletic team name from The Clan. You might say "Well actually it's Scottish" and be correct, but in this climate it won't help, and when you play in America it certainly won't help
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State protesters will not be silent. They will not apologize. They will, however, host a kick-ass barbecue
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We've seen crappy statues coming down all week. Here's pics of a bunch of awesome statues that deserve to stay around forever
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chuck E Cheese may soon declare bankruptcy potentially rendering thousands of skeeball winner tickets worthless
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Walmart will no longer keep beauty products for people of color under lock and key. In other news, Walmart was keeping beauty products for people of color under lock and key
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unilever unifying its bi-headed legal structure to a monoculture
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Congress would like the HUD IG to explain why HUD officials illegally told banks to deny FHFA home loans to DACA recipients and more importantly why the agency lied through their teeth and told Congress and the Public no such change had occurred
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(WUWM Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee police are burning through so much tear gas that they may not have enough to make a serious run at Mayor Daley's human rights abuse record by the time the Democratic National Convention rolls around in August
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After seven years, Kelly Clarkson can breathe for the first time
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Attention, UK: Your sex bubble is approved
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Country group Lady Antebellum to change name to Lady A. No word how many triggered country fans will burn their albums
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(Politico)
 
 
 
ESPer declared his openness to changing the names of ten installations, after years of Pentagon leaders refusing to budge on the issue, but somehow he failed to predict that Trump would contradict him. How did he not see that coming?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Red Sox issued a response to Torii Hunter's claims of racial abuse at Fenway Park: 'This is real.' Having lived there I can assure you that Boston is the most racist city in the country
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Wed June 10, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle police chief meets with protesters at abandoned east Precinct. No word on number of casualties
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmakers are drafting bipartisian resolution to take the Confederate emblem off state flag. The Governor however says it "should be up to the citizens and not some backroom deal by a bunch of politicians in Jackson." Yes he is Republican
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkey says new era in Libyan war after 'agreements' were reached with Trump in telephone call, no doubt in which president Erdogan receives military and economic aid in exchange for drumsticks and gravy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Georgia is one of four states in the US without hate crime laws, and that must change
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Cardinals coach Kliff Kingsbury on racial injustice: 'We're going to support our guys.' You know who else said that?
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"We've got to find a way to come together" is a quote usually heard at one of our many bath salt and meth orgies, but in this case it is referring to removal of some of our many participation trophies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant calls out Jerry Jones, Jason Witten for protest absences. "It is unclear if Bryant attended any protests across the country"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tired of reading about bad white cops being who we thought they were? How about a change of scenery. Difficulty: you don't get to make fun of Camden NJ anymore
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Clemson players ask the school to remove the name of slave owner John C. Calhoun from the school's honors college
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We own a second home by a tourist destination; we rent it 11 months out of the year & count on the income; the pandemic hit hard. Our daughter qualifies for a scholarship due to our change in funds; my sister says we're being advantageous. Are we?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The animal cruelty is the point
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Funny Dilbert guy doesn't understand the protest because "treating all people with the same respect' isn't a specific enough change. Plus he's tired of not allowing white supremeists having their say
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The Rock just gave a more presidential speech than Trump". Well, sure, but that's a bar set so low that teams of scientists are feverishly working on creating a new unit of measurement to describe its height
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Michele Obama to grads: "Anger is a powerful force, but left on its own it will only corrode and destroy and sow chaos on the inside and out. But when anger is focused, when it's channeled into something more, that is the stuff that changes history"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Boy, this turning left thing sure is hard
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Sat June 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Racist Texas Ranger statue removed from Dallas Airport. Texas Rangers contemplating name change back to Washington Senators
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA justifies curtailing emission control regulations that combat fake* climate change by citing "economic emergency" caused by hoax* pandemic
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DC and Diamond Comic Distributors have parted ways. Jeff Albertson inconsolable
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Don't expect it to happen, but the Supreme Court could change policing right now if they wanted to
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"And if there's a police officer in the city of Tampa that does not want a body-worn camera, then I suggest that you turn your badge in. Because we cannot have that anymore. It has changed"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Studio Ghibli to release a fully CGI movie this fall
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Invisible sky wizards require burned store offerings due to climate change
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Shockingly, AOC endorses the challenger in NY-16's Democratic primary - rather than the incumbent who was caught on a hot mic saying "I only care because I have a primary" after asking for a speaking slot at an anti-police brutality rally
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(8 Can't Wait)
 
 
 
Eight changes to policing which need to be made immediately. Find your city on the list, see what's missing, call your Mayor and demand change
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti and City Officials announce that they're cutting up to a 150 million dollars from the LAPD budget and reinvesting it in communities of color
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Apple throws his two cents into the ring
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Edward James Olmos is turning outrage into constructive change
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone changed the video playing to make Tucker Carlson's monologue more accurate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Daddy changed the world" (video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I was traumatized. I was with three black men and 15 police come to us and they're thinking I was trying to vandalize my own store"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's attorney decides representing Derek Chauvin could be hazardous to his health
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Businesses can build trust with consumers by unlocking data about their practices." Oh Canada, don't ever change
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Obama: "We also have fewer horses and bayonets, because the nature of our military's changed." Trump: Hold my hydroxychloroquine
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Derek Chauvin's wife files to change her last name, probably to Baskin
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's a major primary day as voters head to the polls in Maryland, DC, Pennsylvania, South Dakota, and Iowa. Vulnerable republicans like Steve King could lose to upstarts, and Democrats are vying for change. Polls are open now and close at 9PM ET
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Putin reschedules vote to extend his rule until 2036 and change the Russian Constitution. Meanwhile in the White House, tiny orange fingers begin trembling with excitement as they reach for their box of gold-plated precedental safety crayons
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Read the email Tim Apple sent to his employees. TLDR: we need to think different than these a-holes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spartan Motors to change its name, and no, three shells are still not involved
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga speaks out against Trump, racism, and what have you
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Britain changes COVID-19 Alert Level to "Don't tear the pants out of it"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Journalist translates CEO speak to normal speak
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis isn't the only city burning. Louisville has its own personal cop problems
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Pelosi is done with the GOP's sham stunt opposing proxy voting
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After six-day manhunt, UConn student suspected in two murders and a kidnapping has been arrested, also facing extradition request from Greece, whose government demands he change his last name or take the middle name North
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(String quartet)
 
 
 
Your teeth get stained red
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Incompetent sheriff, who was forced to hire someone to run his jail for him, demands the right to change the resulting "jail utopia" back into the drug fueled, violent hellhole it's supposed to be
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT Op-Ed says to 'stop eating animals' if you care about climate change, racial justice, the working poor, converting to the metric system, and how your spouse always leaves half-a-bite of stuff in the fridge, like, Jesus Christ, just throw it away
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How yogurt came to dominate American grocery stores and change the American diet
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
One minute you're walking into a south Florida federal courthouse to file a lawsuit that will change everything about the unconstitutional power grab, and the next minute a doctor is telling you that you have the biggest hernia ever and cancer too
 
(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the changing millennial home. Wait, they can afford homes?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Both Koreas" violated armistice in DMZ exchange of gunfire, UN says, while threatening to send them both to their rooms
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, observing the universe really does change the outcome. That's why I drive with my eyes closed
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The baby formerly known as X Æ A-12
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook private probe botched by regulator
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(The Week)
 
 
 
History can teach us how life will change after Coronavirus
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists claim people can hear your gesticulations, didn't hear subby flipping them the bird
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
7 questions answered on how to socialize safely as coronavirus restrictions ease. 8) Don't forget to change out of your house pajamas before leaving
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft is saying "adios" to 27 languages in iOS Outlook
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Let this be clear, I'm not not a feminist," complains woman worth $14 million who has the right to control her own finances, own property, vote, change her name, and say stupid shiat on Instagram
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Onside kicks in the NFL may be a thing of the past soon as it may be eliminated with these series of proposed rule changes
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before heading back to the office, you might want to ask if anyone has flushed the toilets in the last two months
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Shoppers are ditching their primary grocery stores during the pandemic. This is good for local/ethnic markets
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Shoppers are ditching their primary grocery stores during the pandemic. This is good for local/ethnic markets
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(Flight Global)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is ordering existing technology for a change, meaning the new F-15s they buy will be... God dammit so much
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And you thought flying changed after 9/11? Just wait
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren changes her Medicare tune in a bid to become Biden's #2
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Worker tests positive on first day after Ford plant reopens, lets see what happens next
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Apparently, Kroger was going to try and get money back from employees they claim were "overpaid" during the start of the pandemic, but they've changed their tune
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
Dating during quarantine has raised its own set of rules and changed some deal-breakers
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz sees Pennsylvania's nerdy house listing, raises with some rather crisp cryptozoological photos
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Today's time-waster: Celebrities photoshopped side-by-side with their younger selves. Dolly Parton hasn't changed one bit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Could one of the greatest rock power ballads of all time have actually been written by the CIA as part of their clandestine efforts to bring down the Soviet Union? Stupid, if true
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Rebekah Jones, the woman who designed Florida's COVID-19 dashboard, was removed from her position because she was ordered to censor some data, but refused to "manually change data to drum up support for the plan to reopen"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Clearly, the solution to this vexing virus are "RNA-editing" enzymes that may be responsible to changes in the human genome itself
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Do you like fun and adventure? Don't let the boring facade of this 3 bedroom and one bath listing in Pittsburgh fool you, take a look at the batshiat insanity hidden inside
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
While some things have changed at our national parks, using your slower friends as bear bait is still frowned upon
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina to end face to face classroom instruction again after Thanksgiving. What a coincidence, that's right after the last home football game
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man alone at sea for 3 months emerges to a changed world, can't wait to get back out on the ocean where it's safe
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People are sharing the last "normal" photo taken on their phone before Coronavirus changed everything
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Sat May 16, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, in his defense, killing more people than it saves is one definition of "game changer"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Is that yea or nay? Will the gentleman from Kentucky please unmute? It's the microphone button. No, not on your keyboard, on the screen. No, click with your mouse"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Laid-off workers seeking new post-pandemic careers, possibly as scavengers, wasteland raiders, that guy with the flamethower guitar on the truck, or god forbid, even worse: Salesforce administrators
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Thu May 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
They won't be kissing any more balls in South American soccer, even for kicks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you put your phone face-down? When did you start cheating on your partner?
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Newb who doesnt understand how hardware cycles work is in awe over the hardware in the PS5 and how it dominates PC equivalents currently on the market. Because obviously nothing will change after today and technology will be frozen in time
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Forget the coronavirus, now is the time to be hunting for Bigfoot. Just wear your mask
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It looks like GOP senators, who once voted in lockstep to support FISA-sanctioned government surveillance of citizens, are now poised to vote against it. Difficulty: Because it makes it too risky for Trump to collude with Putin
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator John Cornyn suddenly changes tune, now urging people to sign up for the Affordable Care Act to replace their lost employer-provided coverage
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Who's the last person you want running an AI assisted mass surveillance platform?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's GDP shrinks by a record 5.8% in March, which is something like 9.2 fahrenheit with the VAT and time change included
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It is clear from his own words that to Trump, more votes = fraudulent votes. Does that mean that less votes = fair votes? Gee, next on the double-think hit parade: NO votes = perfect votes. TAA-DAAAAA Slavery is Freedom. Pick up that can, citizen
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Life? What is this "life" thing?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just how far will the housing market crash in the pandemic? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 12, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Even Monk himself got the coronavirus. Keith Richards snorts another rail of dear old Dad and is healthy
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