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headlines found matching 'Centers for Disease Control and Prevention'
Mon October 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC demurely decides that, why yes, covid is transmissible through the air. Who could have thunk it?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration ordered the CDC to change its report on pediatric Coronavirus
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Fri September 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mushrooms recalled, and not fondly
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Thu September 24, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
New CDC report that will probably be retracted before noon today says that Americans in their 20's account for more Covid-19 cases than any other age group, and if those dumbasses don't start taking this seriously it ain't going away
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump meltdown imminent. Prepare Big Macs for rage-eating
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Working at the CDC these days is about as uplifting as scrubbing toilets after Taco Tuesday
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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perpetually battered wife known as the CDC apologizes for "accidentally" posting new warnings about airborne COVID
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump administration backs off on the "asymptomatic people exposed to COVID don't need testing" bullshiat after being exposed for being bullshiat. Keep up the good work
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services spokesperson Michael Caputo may be stepping down to spend more time with his conspiracy theories
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Mon September 14, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scientists outraged that politics has interfered with their job
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
At this point, it might be faster if we just list the federal agencies that the Trumpists HAVEN'T corrupted
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Thu September 10, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Next time when dining out order the COVID-19 as an appetizer, the CDC now saying it leads to an increased risk of getting it
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The "CDC's" revised guidance on who should be tested and when is really more like the Trump 2020 Campaign/White House's guidance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
CDC director: My agency said WHAT about testing earlier this week? Jesus, somebody must have been drunk or high or something, sorry. Just ignore that BS, and pretend we never said anything
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New York Governor Cuomo (D) announces state will no longer follow COVID-19 testing guidance from the Centers for Disease Control on news that they are now more like the Centers for Trump Reelection Control
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Wed August 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC guidelines now advise that, if you are exposed to someone with an asymptomatic disease, you do not need to be tested if you are asymptomatic
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Sun August 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fringe science group urges schools to reopen despite pandemic
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hold the onions
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
WHO official points out COVID-19 is not in a "second" wave and is not a seasonal illness like the flu. Reports indicate this comes as a surprise to those who aren't clear on the definition of "second," "wave," or "is"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd...here comes the West Nile Virus
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Thu July 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. coronavirus data has already disappeared after Trump administration shifted control from CDC to HHS
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facts or fax? When it comes to the virus, both are killing us
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Thu July 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
People in red states are less likely than people in blue states to socially distance, wear masks, get a college degree so they can get a job that they can do from home, bathe, like Jeff Dunham
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