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Fri November 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Black Friday, Steely Dan, pure excellence
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Some Hot Dog)
 
 
 
Which dog breed will be the best? Which dogs do you like personally? Do any of you show your dogs? Will John O'Hurley be an excellent host? It's the 2022 National Dog Show thread, airing at Noon ET on NBC
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's time for the Thanksgiving equivalent of the article complaining that "Seinfeld doesn't work if they have cellphones"
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Excellent Service, Neat and Tidy Vehicle, Excellent Evasive Driving Skills
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Tiny rover explores cells without harming them. ᴴᵉʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᶜᶦᵉⁿᶜᵉ
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Thu November 17, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
HBCU Talladega College women's volleyball team quits conference tournament after team member receives "racially motivated picture" on cellphone during awards banquet. Way to go again, Alabama
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
It might sound as bad or worse than live organ transplants, but leprosy could one day regrow your liver
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Flooding prevention event cancelled due to rain
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
After an exciting sprint race Mercedes has an excellent result with Russell having the pole and Hamilton alongside due to a grid penalty for Sainz. Forecast is for rain and thunderstorms. This is your Formula 1 Sao Paulo Grand Prix at 1pm ET on ABC
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
There are sports cars, viagra, and then there is UFC star Sean O'Malley getting stem cells injected into his penis
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Thu November 10, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Through him we would know things, be capable of deeds beyond other cells. But I hadn't bargained on the wireless link to the Reticulum that would make him fair game for any Panjandrum who was feeling curious about something in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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Sun November 06, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Was it a D-cell? Those can be pretty nasty if you huck them hard enough
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Sat October 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia proceeds to starve the world by cancelling grain program after the Black Sea Fleet is attacked
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
County inmate attacks detention deputies with Dalek arm
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Fri October 28, 2022
(The Hill)
 
Hero
 
Excellent
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Wed October 26, 2022
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Registered sex offender who taped his personal cell phone under ex-girlfriend's car to track her movements didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists have uncovered a metabolite that converts white fat cells ("bad" fat) to brown fat ("good" fat) cells, completely pissing off racist fat cells ("proud" fat)
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New Amazon series, Peripheral, released to excellent reviews, cancellation imminent
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Daily Voice)
 
Hero
 
Workers stuck on cell tower call 911. Can you hear me now?
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Tue October 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After serving time for hiring a hitman to murder his ex-wife, As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis admits "I could have handled this a thousand different ways." First thing would be not to hire a hitman
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Mon October 17, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Everyone knows Canada is a great place to live, except for internet fees, cellular fees, housing shortages, credit card fees, and odd milk packaging. Thankfully there are still gooses
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(MSN)
 
 
 
German security forces have disrupted a cell of Prussian monarchists who plotted to overthrow democracy and restore the Kaiser. In related news WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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Thu October 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
DOJ: Trump can't get in trouble for slander stuff he says as POTUS. Trump: Fine, I'll just repeat the same stuff when not POTUS then. How has he not just wandered into a jail cell at this point?
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Wed October 12, 2022
(France 24)
 
 
 
Study: 'Sentient' brain cells in dish learn to play video game. That's just harsh
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Sat October 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The State has offered four reasons for this 'cancellation,' which can be summarized as 'We are really busy with other things,' 'There are no facts in dispute,' 'We don't know what facts are in dispute' and 'You can't do what you are trying to do.'"
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
Hero
 
New experiment seeks to cure HIV using CRISPR. Submitter remains loyal to QUAKR
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite all the inroads that EV cars have made lately, governments continue to fund Hydrogen Fuel Cell (HFC) technology. What do you think - are battery EVs really the way of the future, or do HFCs have a snowball's chance in hell?
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(BET)
 
 
 
Warnock / Walker Senate debate cancelled due to SOMEONE not confirming that they'll be there. Care to guess which one?
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Mon October 03, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
Nobel Prize awarded to Svante Pääbo for his work on human evolution. Summoning cards in play internet wide
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Lady's not for turning...wait, this one (and her chancellor) are
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Fungus among us are seeding our tumors, significance unknown
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Fri September 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Families looking for a vacation of death claim ocean cruises were unfairly cancelled due to Covid vaccine rules
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Wed September 28, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
Weeners
 
Incel in cell
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Belgium to U.S.: "Um, you know that convicted terrorist we extradited to you? Well, would you mind sending him back to us, please? Oh, and while you're at it, give him this €100,000 we've been ordered to pay him, would you?"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Tequila and giant inflatables stocks plummet on news of Jimmy Buffett cancelling the remainder of this year's tour dates
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Thu September 22, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Insane man should be deemed competent to stand trial because he had jars of pee fermenting in his jail cell
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Found On Road Dead will refer to people who don't install Ford's app after the automaker outlines plans to use software on pedestrians' and bicyclists' cell phones to avoid running people over instead of pricy cameras and lidar
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Baby fish are helping in the search for MS drugs. On a small scale, of course
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shawn Parcells, freelance coroner
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now here's something that would make any public park instantly better: a man playing death metal cello in his underwear (w/video)
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Fri September 16, 2022
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Assange awarded 'keys to Mexico City', would prefer the key to his cell
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(The Brooklyn Paper)
 
 
 
NYC 'hot dog historian' plans to save Papaya King's historic Upper East Side location this weekend with a "cash mob". Be there, down an excellent dog and help save the place
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Dehydraaaaaaaaate
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Can we live longer? As usual, it's in our genes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Can we live longer? As usual, it's in our genes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's a small world after all and it's pretty damn amazing
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Wed September 14, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Businessman Mr. Burns to face Rep. Annie Kuster in New Hampshire. Excellent
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Apple fired the first shot in the war on people who use their cellphone for selfies with the dynamite monkey island
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Constitutional Amendments needed: 1) Only women can write "Wonder Woman". 2) If a streaming service runs a series that ends on a cliffhanger and was cancelled, it must include a warning label stating such up front. 3) ???
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pelosi, Schiff, and McCarthy go into the SCIF with CIA director Burns. ....Eeexxcellent 🙏
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seems the old rules have changed. We no longer need men or women nor sperm or egg to make a human anymore, I guess we just order one online
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prison inmate tortured to death, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
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Sun September 11, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I guess we better make nice with the Politics tab for a hot minute
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Sat September 10, 2022
(KCRG)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I move to suppress my client's voluntary FBI interview and cellphone records related to 1/6 because he was never Mirandized, and it proves he's is guilty AF." Judge: "You DO understand what voluntary means, don't you? Motion DENIED"
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Fri September 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Forget electric, it's all about the hydrogen fuel cells according to the major car companies
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Yesterday it was superheroes and inter-dimensional bloodthirsty demons. Today it's stem cells and star-childs. Welcome to Fark
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
The axolotl, an aquatic salamander, has shown that it can regenerate parts of its brain giving hope to MAGA-types everywhere that never used their brain to begin with
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Tue September 06, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but it just cancelled tour dates due to more health issues
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Oz wants to ban smokers from employment. That ought to be as popular in Pennsylvania as banning D-cell batteries, presuming those aren't already raining down on his head
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals attempt to throw shade at NYC after defeating the Mets gets shut down in a most excellent way
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Thu September 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That's not a Parkinson's breakthrough. THIS is a Parkinson's breakthrough
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Excellent
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Mon August 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A review of Kushner's Most Excellent Adventure. TL;DR: He breaks his own arm patting himself on the back for all the great work he did and everything, all of it, that he accomplished
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
A company is using cell phone data to track people near abortion clinics and selling it. This is the new normal
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Bronx woman enters bathroom, takes sudden detour to cellar. Scary part is how much the landlord might raise rent when he finds out it's now a multilevel unit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No, it's not a just conspiracy theory. You really are being watched
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Frankenstein scientists create embryo with brain and beating heart entirely from stem cells
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Sat August 27, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
On today's round of Crazy headlines that are actually real: "How a far-right, Christian cellphone company 'took over' four Texas school boards"
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
NY AG Letitia James's investigation of Trump is nearly finished. All there is left to do is indict, convict, put him in a cell, and take away all his money
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dark Brandon cancelling student debt gets shout out and applause from *checks notes* All Elite Wrestling Dynamite wrestlers and crowd
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Researchers are working on making kesterite a viable solution for solar cells. What this means for hibobdenum and robinsonium or even howardoxide is still in session
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Tue August 23, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The reign of terror at HBO Max continues as Batman is cancelled, because we can no longer have nice things
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Under Trump, people leaving Immigration and Customs Enforcement were told to ICE everything on their cellphones
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
Germany's Chancellor Scholz caught in surprise boobies protests over Russian gas (NSFW)
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(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
"Finish all your polymeric micelles of butyrate, dear, or no Nutter Butters for you"
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Sat August 20, 2022
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
I've seen this movie. Spoiler: It doesn't end well
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Florida state house candidate cancelled for advocating freedom
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Wed August 17, 2022
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
JFC.. Literally.. J....F...C... SOUTHLAKE, Texas - A self-proclaimed Christian conservative cell phone company donated new 'In God We Trust' signs to be hung in a prominent location at every Carroll ISD school. Oh, and they donated $500,000, too
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers may have cancelled Batgirl, but that doesn't mean they want Batgirl to stop playing Batgirl
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Thu August 11, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A high school in ________ has decided to ban students from bringing cell phones to school. Difficulty: It's not Florida or Texas
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sponges 'sneeze' to unclog their internal filter systems, especially when they have the suds
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Tue August 09, 2022
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
2022-23 flu vaccine formulations recommended to include Victoria, Wisconsin, Darwin, Austria, and Phuket viruses. A Farker could have a real good time in that inoculation tent if only there was a Florida strain
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Rappahannock News)
 
 
 
Virginia has crumbling bridges, urban gridlock, public transportation projects that are years behind schedule, and vast tracts of land with no internet or cell reception. But by God, they can fund and finish a $4 billion toll road project right on time
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Take this bread and eat it, it is my body. It is literally my body
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
WB/D CEO: And I would have gotten away with completely cancelling Scoob 2, if not for those meddling recording artists
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Excellent meeting. No notes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
More superheroes are being cancelled
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Wed August 03, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British boy band singer arrested after being told by flight crew he would be served no more loudmouth soup (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
I thought hemorrhoid cream was supposed to relieve the burning
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like a rom com written by an electrical engineer, this heat engine has no moving parts
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Mon August 01, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today's EV recall where owners are told to park outdoors and run away brought to you by BMW and a Samsung battery subsidiary
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Un matin une louloute est v'nue chez-moi. Poupée de Cellophane, cheveux chinois. Un sparadrap, une gueule de bois. A bu ma bière dans un grand verre en caoutchouc. Comme un indien dans son igloo. Ça plane pour moi the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Atlanta music festival cancelled because in Georgia the right to bear arms supersedes the right to gather in peace and listen to music
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local restaurant wins local prize for "excellent beer program" pic in TFA features high quality "beer"
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Sat July 30, 2022
(YourTango)
 
 
 
"Am I wrong for cancelling the wedding after seeing a video of my fiance with strippers?"
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Fri July 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia want to make this a three team trade, brings Germany into the mix, proposed trade USA get Griner and Whelan, Russia gets Bout and Krasikov, and Germany gets to free up a prison cell
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Kink shamed, tax abatement cancelled
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