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Wed April 18, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Model prisoner somehow succeeded in escaping open prison, producing model hunt by 6,600 police
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Women named "Heather" are the coolest, most stylish, most with-it, most popular, most trendy, most likely to succeed. Convince me otherwise
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In today's economy, one must acquire the skills to succeed. And now you, too, can become a certified auxiliary cellphone exorcist
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen evidently has something far more important to do than personally attend his court proceedings: sit around and smoke cigars with his skeevy Russian friends
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Thu April 12, 2018
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"He wakes up in the morning, sh*ts all over Twitter, sh*ts all over us, sh*ts all over his staff, then hits golf balls. F*ck him...If we're going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker." Please proceed, Congressman
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It's the first witness the NFL has deposed in Kaepernick's complaint, marking a significant moment in the proceedings"
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Sun April 01, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix's estate illustrates how to succeed in selling a dead artist's music: listen to the fans, insist on quality, and, for fark's sake, don't let "guest artists" anywhere near it
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sam Nunberg refuses to shut the hell up. *munches popcorn* Please, proceed
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Tallahassee community theater actor arrested for stealing $77,000 from his day job, after having starred in "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying"
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Mon March 19, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence has a pet rabbit named Marlon Bundo; TV host John Oliver has released a children's book starring Marlon Bundo as a gay bunny fighting for marriage equality. Proceeds of sales go to LGBT charities
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Wed March 14, 2018
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
I ♥ Attack; Clear Channel planning to shed 14 billion in debt with bankruptcy proceedings
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Tue March 06, 2018
(CollectSpace)
 
 
 
Mattel releases "Hidden Figures" Katherine Johnson doll, which proceeds to teach Teen Talk Barbie aerodynamic physics
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Master of understatement Condoleezza Rice says it has to be "exceedingly difficult" for Tillerson to do his job since Trump keeps Tweeting
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman blows conch, then fiancee
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Sun March 04, 2018
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man confesses to fiancee that he killed her sister at a hotel. That will make the wedding a little awkward
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
77-year-old Florida man died as he lived: Being towed on his bike by his 66-year-old fiancee in a pickup truck
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man wears bright pink wig every day, including during wedding, to show support for fiancee battling breast cancer. Pics? Oh yes, there are many MANY pics
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Chicago developer who was trying to build the world's second tallest building, but only succeed in digging a hole, is suing ...Ireland, basically, claiming they killed his project "out of sheer spite". Well, that DOES sound like the Irish
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
While Russia succeeded in interfering in our election in 2016, they failed in sparking any real secessionist movements in the US. So, we at least have that going for us
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Astronomy Now)
 
 
 
"America doesn't build anything right anymore." Well, about that, the Mars rover just enjoyed it's 5,000th sunrise, far exceeding expectations
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Wed February 21, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"The suspect walked into the bank holding a large stick, yelled, 'This is a robbery,' then jumped over the counter and proceeded to steal an unknown amount of money,"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Peanut allergy treatment succeeded for most tested. Spoiler: It's peanuts. Contains: Peanuts. Created in a facility where peanuts are processed
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Zapp Rowsdower's catamite finds out there's a lot of black people in Black Panther, and proceeds to whip one uppity strawman
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Wed February 14, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Bad: Having to go through an immigration proceedings to stay in this country. Worse: Having your identity stolen. Fark: Having your identity stolen by the guy who is working to deport you
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less of a clusterfark than that Tiamat meet and greet it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a Fire Pro Wrestling DLC where the proceeds go to help legendary (and now paralyzed) wrestler Yoshihiro Takayama. What have you been playing?
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Some New York County Clerk)
 
 
 
Court proceeding transcripts can be dry and boring, but they're more fun to read when the judge slaps Milo Yanannannafofannaopolous around
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Only In Minnesota headline: "Brainerd Jaycees investigate cheating in ice-fishing tournament"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pilot sees an "opening" on California freeway and succeeds at an emergency landing. In other news, there was an opening on a California freeway
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try try again
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Today's gender pay disparity brought to you by ABC's Black-ish; Tracee Ellis-Ross, the heart of the show, is paid much less than Anthony Anderson
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont believes if at first you don't succeed in suing AMC over royalties, try again
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guy Jesse Watters succeeds in getting his listeners to show up at someone's house to threaten them and their family
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Glamour model girlfriend of UKIP leader claims Prince Harry's 'black American' fiancee will 'taint' the Royal Family with 'her seed' and pave the way for a 'black king'
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, badger the f*ck out of the Senate until they cave in to your totally unqualified nominees
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Judge: The court will now hear the prosecution's opening statement. You may proceed. Prosecution: Baaaaaaa
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Sun January 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Jaguars manhandle the Bills and proceed to Pittsburgh? Or will the Bills wallop the Jaguars and head to New England? Welcome Buffalo back to the postseason, either way. Kickoff at 1:05pm ET on CBS
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Who could succeed David Attenborough when he retires?" You just read that in his voice
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Tue January 02, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Foreign governments have found a way to bribe a sitting US President by making it easier for his business ventures to operate and succeed in their countries
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Providence man popped over pile of pot by police who proceed to pinch his pick-up for possible proceedings
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Thu December 28, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Judge: St. Louis lawsuit vs. NFL can proceed. San Diego and Oakland licking their chops
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