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headlines found matching 'Cattle'
Sat September 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Experts baffled that plant-based meat, the natural followup to plant-based milk, has flopped in the USA and on Wall Street. Is it true that real Americans will settle for nothing less than real meat in their burgers?
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Mon September 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They yelled "A cow herd" at him, but he just thought, "What do I care what a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a cow". Then it hit him
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado elk gather for the greatest sex show on turf
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Wed September 14, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Hey Boo Boo, apparently Japan has giant ninja bears
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Tue September 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot busses migrants to a wealthy GOP suburb and ooooooooh my god is this soooooo unfair
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
More sustainable than meat, not as sustainable as Soylent Green
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
More sustainable than meat, not as sustainable as Soylent Green
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a cow with its head stuck in a tree
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Wed August 31, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
In the West a cash cow is something that brings in a steady stream of money. Zimbabwe, where inflation hashiat2 192%, has returned to actual cash cows
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Mon August 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oregon's Swastika Mountain is about to get a new name: Halo Mountain. Although why we need to commemorate the 3rd person shooter that ruined the genre forever is anyone's guess
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Fri August 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
New lawsuit claims Whole Foods financially exploited its customers by charging significantly more for its meat products compared to competitors, under the guise that their products are healthier
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Thu August 25, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Putting barcodes on migrants before loading them onto cattle cars and shipping them out of state? Pretty on-the-nose for Abbottoir
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Ay dios mio, the butter people are back
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Tue August 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cows are sunbathing at a beach in England, prompting the next hysterical Far Side cartoon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cows are sunbathing at a beach in England, prompting the next hysterical Far Side cartoon
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
With nothing newsworthy happening, Fox launches in-depth investigation into Biden's alien cattle mutilation conspiracy
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Answer: 50%. Question: what is the possible rate of crop failure in England?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British croppers gobsmacked by brilliant crop as mains bill collectors come a cropper
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Occam's Razor: You could believe that extreme heatwaves killed thousands of cattle, but I prefer to think that Joe Biden personally ordered them poisoned so we would all be forced to eat fake meat
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Restaurant starts a new trend forcing diners to talk to their partners
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More potential voter fraud...go ahead, guess the party and the state before clicking
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Mon August 01, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not raining, not pouring. Now ground beef is soaring. Their pasture's dead, and scientists said, "Shouldn't have ignored our warnings"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not raining, not pouring. Now ground beef is soaring. Their pasture's dead, and scientists said, "Shouldn't have ignored our warnings"
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Thu July 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Airliners are often compared to cattle cars, but that's COMPLETELY unfair. After all there are strict federal regulations that would prevent cattle from being held in a container for six hours in the summer sun with no food, water or air conditioning
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want your own cow? There's a drought sale going on
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cattle market wall memorial
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fitbit for cows? I LIKE TO MOOVE IT, MOOVE IT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cattle theft charges for the top elected official in Loving County, Texas prosecutors face a few hurdles as the defendant and his family members have a tight grip on the local government, serving as judge, clerk, county attorney and constable
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Cow Appreciation Day. Feel free to post your favorite relevant "Far Side"
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Mon July 11, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother Nature: Fark these 28 cattle in particular
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Thu July 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
First bull run in Pamplona in three years takes place, bulls extremely disappointed with results
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Move, Miss, get out the way. Get out the way, Miss, get out the way
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
All heat, and no cattle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's announce plan to stop their cows from burping and farting by feeding them red seaweed
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a runaway cow 'waiting for a train to Cowdenbeef'
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Is $12 butter worth it? Perhaps if you're a saucy Farker who likes to sauce saucily. Or a lousy writer in need of an angle to get noticed
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another doorstep baby
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thankfully the meat of the future isn't little freeze dried meat pellets
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Mon June 06, 2022
(MIT)
 
 
 
Old and busted: photocopying your boobies. New hotness: materials-sensing optical milk scanner and mobile spectroscopy detects mastitis and other disease. Sorry, only available for cows so far
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