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headlines found matching 'Cattle'
Mon August 08, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British croppers gobsmacked by brilliant crop as mains bill collectors come a cropper
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Occam's Razor: You could believe that extreme heatwaves killed thousands of cattle, but I prefer to think that Joe Biden personally ordered them poisoned so we would all be forced to eat fake meat
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Restaurant starts a new trend forcing diners to talk to their partners
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More potential voter fraud...go ahead, guess the party and the state before clicking
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Mon August 01, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not raining, not pouring. Now ground beef is soaring. Their pasture's dead, and scientists said, "Shouldn't have ignored our warnings"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not raining, not pouring. Now ground beef is soaring. Their pasture's dead, and scientists said, "Shouldn't have ignored our warnings"
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Thu July 28, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Airliners are often compared to cattle cars, but that's COMPLETELY unfair. After all there are strict federal regulations that would prevent cattle from being held in a container for six hours in the summer sun with no food, water or air conditioning
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Mon July 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Want your own cow? There's a drought sale going on
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cattle market wall memorial
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Fri July 22, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fitbit for cows? I LIKE TO MOOVE IT, MOOVE IT
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cattle theft charges for the top elected official in Loving County, Texas prosecutors face a few hurdles as the defendant and his family members have a tight grip on the local government, serving as judge, clerk, county attorney and constable
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Cow Appreciation Day. Feel free to post your favorite relevant "Far Side"
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Mon July 11, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother Nature: Fark these 28 cattle in particular
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Thu July 07, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
First bull run in Pamplona in three years takes place, bulls extremely disappointed with results
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Thu June 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Move, Miss, get out the way. Get out the way, Miss, get out the way
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
All heat, and no cattle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's announce plan to stop their cows from burping and farting by feeding them red seaweed
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a runaway cow 'waiting for a train to Cowdenbeef'
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Fri June 10, 2022
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Is $12 butter worth it? Perhaps if you're a saucy Farker who likes to sauce saucily. Or a lousy writer in need of an angle to get noticed
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another doorstep baby
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thankfully the meat of the future isn't little freeze dried meat pellets
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Mon June 06, 2022
(MIT)
 
 
 
Old and busted: photocopying your boobies. New hotness: materials-sensing optical milk scanner and mobile spectroscopy detects mastitis and other disease. Sorry, only available for cows so far
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Thu May 26, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, guys. There's no need to worry about global warming, generational drought, or wildfires devouring the west. They rescued an elk calf in New Mexico and named him Cinder. Get it? Cinder. Everything's fine
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Tue May 24, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Canyon name checks out: Montana firefighters working the Calf Canyon fire in New Mexico rescue an elk calf
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
The peculiar origins of "Government Cheese" and why Missouri squats on 1.4 billion pounds of it
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Poop parasites posit prehistoric parties
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Poop parasites posit prehistoric parties
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Moo juice is the new black gold
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Mon May 16, 2022
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Feeling stressed out? Yoga, meditation not working for you? Cuddling with cows could be the answer
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these watering Highland cattle
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Thu May 05, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Day 4: Will Rags & Pens give us another multi-OT thriller? Will the Pretty Kitties punish Putin's Puppet? Will the Perds bother to take the ice? Which oil & cattle rich sub-national administrative division will reign supreme? Pucks @7pm ET
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Fri April 29, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Performative asshattery is easy to stage, but pretty much impossible to implement. But the Texas "boycott" was always just about the hat, and never about the cattle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packers claim they're not to blame for higher meat prices. Lions, Bears and Vikings disagree, though
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Packers claim they're not to blame for higher meat prices. Lions, Bears and Vikings disagree, though
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Wed April 27, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Prime Rib Day. Go ahead and mix that extra batch of au jus
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Wed April 20, 2022
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cows on the loose after cattle truck crash on I-80. Traffic should be moooving soon
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cows on the loose after cattle truck crash on I-80. Traffic should be moooving soon
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Thu April 14, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I like my butter how I like my family, in bread
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