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Sat May 21, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Crimes against humanity: guitar modification edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Art, Gen X movies, weed, and really bad drivers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 12-18: The Cat Came Back Edition
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe denying that vacation request for the one underpaid part-time town employee that did literally everything was a bad idea after all
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Forest Service decides not to set things on fire, because things might catch fire
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last of 88 cats that were surrendered last year to Second Chance Animal Services have found their forever home just in time for Caturday
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last of 88 cats that were surrendered last year to Second Chance Animal Services have found their forever home just in time for Caturday
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Fri May 20, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Round 2, Games 2. Will Margot's boys make the Jerks look like a breeze or a Cat 5? The Battle of Alberta continues, may Game 2 be as insane & entertaining as Game 1. The goonjuice will be cold & the action will be hot. Game on @ 8pm ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Leader of the Catholic Church meets God
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally, we have orbital laser cannons. Oh, wait, sorry, I misread that. Orbital laser communications. Not nearly as fun
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Stealing a Pride flag is not a hate crime as long as you don't "degrade, disrespect, or make any hateful actions or gestures toward the flag," on the security video that catches you stealing the flag
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because when your political platform now consists of normalizing racism, misogyny, homophobia, and cultural genocide, as well as emboldening Nazis and fascists, "political speech" as a broad category means absolutely nothing beyond unchecked hatred?
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(Black Sports Online)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler has finally improved his pass completion rate. Unfortunately it was with his friend's wife on a vacation with both families' children present
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Finnish brewery celebrates nation's NATO application in the most Finnish way possible
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Some Horse)
 
 
 
Now no one will know when Subby is out on vacation
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Confused are the cheesemongers, because it's not real Parmigiano Reggiano unless the laser-powered blockchain crypto-anchor microtransponder can authenticate it, it's just sawdust in a can
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vindman Vindicated
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
YouTube catches up to PornHub technology
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
CDC strongly recommends, urges, advocates, counsels, implores, beseeches, enjoins, exhorts, and forcefully suggests that Americans again wear masks indoors if they want to avoid catching Covid but don't call it a mandate
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Escaped 'cougar' returned home in time for Caturday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study reveals cats know each other's names; just don't give a shiat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study reveals cats know each other's names; just don't give a shiat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Aaaand it's official: Finland and Sweden have submitted their NATO applications, look forward to bringing in a fresh, new "really white" and "super ultra white" perspective to the alliance
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In less than a week Best Korea has quickly gone from no Covid-19 cases to the brink of a Covid-19 catastrophe with 1.5 million cases
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man injured after refrigerator catches fire. You had one job
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns issue social media apology to fans for Game 7 gag job. Rather indicative of the mess they made on the court, they got the arena's sponsor wrong and had to re-do the apology
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Some Latvian)
 
 
 
Baltic states welcome NATO applications by Finland and Sweden, extend invitations to build cheap houses and hotels
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox renews 9-1-1:Lone Star, Welcome to Flatch, wait...how has Call me Cat been picked up before Duncanville with side eye at Flatch
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Having a solid approach, cat shows off his strutting stuff and goes home
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(The Register)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this but ad-tech firms are grabbing your email addresses before you even hit submit. In unrelated story, "news aggegators" are the new ceiling cats. *waves*
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Trial begins for roommate accused of killing, dismembering "Thundercats" writer around Tampa. Should've used "The Sword Of Omens" instead of a Walmart circular saw
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Since the child pornography apparently didn't do it for him, an Arby's manager admits to urinating 'at least twice' in the milkshake mix for 'sexual gratification'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gunfire, car crash reported on Alcatraz. Michael Bay unavailable for comment
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat discovers the secret of the bathtub, now demand spa days from the servants
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Cat's Paw
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(Some Vacationing Guy)
 
 
 
Vacation season is almost upon us, and the Sunday Morning Music Club has its bags packed, it's ready to go, and is in the mood to do some traveling, man
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Sat May 14, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists finally know what triggered the biggest climate catastrophe in history. A bit late, but there you go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Repeating last week's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) with May-peaking songs. DJ finds that making up for 2 weeks vacation means no time for show prep after working today
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Rescuers don't know where the six kittens came from, or who abandoned them starving in overheated cramped carriers, but they are committed to their care and recovery - and to finding out who did this." Welcome to Caturday
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Police catch Catich. Not a repeat from 2021 when they had to catch Catich after he escaped from a police car and was found five counties away still handcuffed. But what happened to the disappearing handgun?
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FAA tells Boeing their 787 certification documents are incomplete, writes "Did you even read the assignment?" in red on top
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jim Ryan, head of Sony PlayStation, emailed employees telling them to "respect differences of opinion" on abortion rights... followed by five detailed paragraphs about his two cats
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Vogue Magazine threatens to sue 200-year-old pub in the UK for daring to have the name of the village where it's located in its name
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
PitchCom, a device designed at catching MLB's would-be sign stealers, is slowly stealing the hearts of people who were skeptical that it would do the job
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Putin's WWII speed run continues on schedule as Russia starts forcedly relocating Ukrainians to 'filtration camps' for 'processing'
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well that's a bold strategy for communicating with the people of West Virginia, Cotton
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 12 is 'bloviate' as in: "Campbell Soup's early attempts at marketing a cocaine-based vegetable juice drink failed even in spite of the successful catch phrase 'I coulda had a bloviate'"
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Not news: Holding a funeral. News: Holding a funeral for a classroom skeleton. Fark: A classroom skeleton that had served as an educational specimen for students since 1952
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukrainian military engineer explains how he contributed to the latest Russian military catastrophe
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
"How Marvel's 'Moon Knight' teaches us to embrace all our selves"
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(Ideastream)
 
 
 
A non-profit that provides affordable groceries to low-income residents has had to cancel its delivery services this week after thieves stole catalytic converters from all of its vehicles
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(UPI)
 
 
 
🎵Doe, a deer, an intoxicated deer. Re, another intoxicated deer🎵
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Wed May 11, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
You don't even need to have a cat to be permanently infected with Toxoplasma
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Aztec Camera, Roxy Music, Original Mirrors, and The Dream Syndicate. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #341. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never fear, Rally Rat is here
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Yahoo Japan is aiming for universal passwordless authentication. But if you read the subhead you know it will never work here
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(Sudbury News)
 
 
 
"Donald Sutherland as the Clumsy Waiter"
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(Sudbury News)
 
 
 
"Donald Sutherland as the Clumsy Waiter"
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Catholic school confesses to sending moms a rose that turns into thong
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Clip emerges of incoming WH Press Secretary saying Fox is racist, water is wet, Pope is Catholic. This is, apparently, a bad thing
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(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
"Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Cats." Myth #1: Cats are lone wolves. Are they saying people actually believe cats are wolves?
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(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
"Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Cats." Myth #1: Cats are lone wolves. Are they saying people actually believe cats are wolves?
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(*RING RING* Meow?)
 
 
 
Back in 1929, two Princeton scientists turn a living cat into a phone. Could 5G dog cell towers be possible as well?
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(*RING RING* Meow?)
 
 
 
Back in 1929, two Princeton scientists turn a living cat into a phone. Could 5G dog cell towers be possible as well?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you find Sylvester the Cat shaking in fear and babbling incoherently about a giant rat, please contact the Detroit Zoo
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
The Oath Keepers have reportedly turned over their phones to the FBI, revealing their communications with Trump allies ahead of the Jan 6 attack. Maybe it's time for Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jim Jordan to hit the panic button
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop these watering Highland cattle
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
8 miners are missing after an accident in Burkina Faso. Managers of the mine insist that they be allowed to leave the country. Would you believe they planned the trip *months* ago? What about they only get so many days of vacation every year?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The raids frustrate advocates because some cannabis products are already legal"
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ban the "Price On Application" tactic real estate agents use to reel in the dupes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
7-year-old chugs blood of Christ at her first communion. God be with her
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Weekend at Johnny Sex's. 3 of today's 4 series are tied. In the 2-0 one, will the Perds look like a dead team skating? Will the Soccer Cats sanction Ovie? Will it be OT & controversy in Rags/Pens? Who will tip the Battle of the Beef? Pucks @ 1pm ET
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(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
"These students are special. They have big hearts, and they are giving it all to these kittens." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri May 06, 2022
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Bad: Paying an education consultant $5,000 an hour. Worse: To lower educational standards and change math curriculum. Evil: Consultant threatens to call police and lawyer on whistleblower. Fark: Twitter actually deletes the evidence
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
How do you prove you're gay? Being excommunicated for being gay not enough for one Federal Judge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Burglar cat gets caught
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
It may not be as thrilling as catching a returning booster with a helicopter, but it's a living. Starlink Launch on Falcon 9 B1058.12 from KSC LC-39A, on Friday, May 6, at 5:46 AM EDT. Wonder when we'll see a 13th launch, or are they superstitious?
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(CoinDesk)
 
 
 
Crypto shenanigans of the day: JUNO confiscates $36 million worth of tokens from a whale who gamed the system, then thanks to a typo deposited them into an inaccessible wallet
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Thu May 05, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Day 4: Will Rags & Pens give us another multi-OT thriller? Will the Pretty Kitties punish Putin's Puppet? Will the Perds bother to take the ice? Which oil & cattle rich sub-national administrative division will reign supreme? Pucks @7pm ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk and Cathie Wood team up to declare the death of Index Fund Investing. Both of whom have lost between 20 and 50% of their wealth in the past 5 months
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this winged cat, or color it in. Or both, even. The sky's the limit
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you were ever hoping to visit the locations where they filmed the Endor scenes from RoTJ, I have some bad news. It's all been cleared away because everyone needs a Thneed
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Wed May 04, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Submitted to remind someone that Fark needs a Travel category: go where the wild bamboo grows
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Comfy carrot cat dreams about bunnies from his carrot pillow
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
If you live in Topeka Kansas, first of all, sorry. Second of all, be on the lookout for some runaway peacocks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
STEM edged out Entertainment in Category. Cool edged out Creepy & Scary in Topic. Mrs. Subby joked about an AI writing a country song. Subby said, "I bet it's already happened." Garth Brooks it ain't, but behold the wonder of You Can't Take My Door
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What the hell is wrong with having cats?
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seattle skyscraper falcon pair exhibiting behavior indicative of imminent egg hatching. Last year they fledged four babies
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Aggressive horse moved off of Assateague Island, Maryland. Will be relocated to Texas, where he should fit right in
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I is catdog, hear me ruff
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Let's see here. We got your menacing, your waving a loaded shotgun around at folks, trespassing, impersonating an FBI agent, vandalism, oh, and defecating in a police car. That'll get you on Fark on a Tuesday
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(Some kitty)
 
 
 
Why the huge pause?
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania hires a bridge inspector in the wake of catastrophic failure of bridge in Pittsburgh, and being Pennsylvania, they manage to fark that up, too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Rasmussen Reports is a nonpartisan electronic media company specializing in the collection, publication and distribution of public opinion polling information"
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
The Red Hot Chili Peppers dedicate their performance at the New Orleans Jazz Fest to Taylor Hawkins, who was supposed to be there with the Foo Fighters before his tragic passing
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Dogs catch car
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
What we need are a bunch of money-laundering operations conveniently located in New York City, the shining citadel of ethical, competent government
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark critter keepers. What currently occupies your menagerie? Share your beasts here. Difficulty: No cats or dogs this edition
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
Side effects include: sensitivity to sunlight, food allergies to garlic, aversion to crucifixes, and an inability to enter a home uninvited. Some patients have reported bat transmogrification and lack of reflection in mirrors
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
16-year-old in Texas catches a world-record fish with an assist from a bow and arrow. I just assumed that in Texas he would have just shot the fish instead
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat burglar is watching you sleep
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sexual Education in Texas apparently involves permission slips, and a poorly educated substitute teacher struggling to say Hap...piness, H...penis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When we look back at and catalog all the ways that the pandemic harmed us and our society, "it helped Olive Garden not only survive, but thrive" will almost certainly be at the top of the list. At least in the top five
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Lost cat Dexter is found after 5 years on an offshore oil rig. He was flown back to land in a helicopter, which is a remarkable feat considering how hard it is normally just to get a cat into a carrier. Welcome to Caturday
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Lost cat Dexter is found after 5 years on an offshore oil rig. He was flown back to land in a helicopter, which is a remarkable feat considering how hard it is normally just to get a cat into a carrier. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri April 29, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
AAAAAAAAACK. AAAAAAAAck. HACK. Pitooey. Hey, pick that up will ya
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The most charitable way to interpret the look Orolo now gave me was affectionate but concerned. He waited for my brain to catch up with my posts in the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern, FHF edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Performative asshattery is easy to stage, but pretty much impossible to implement. But the Texas "boycott" was always just about the hat, and never about the cattle
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
County bans dogs and cats living together, except the dogs and cats are human beings
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A North Carolina candidate is running for Johnston County's Board of Education on the basis that slavery, women's rights and racial segregation are no longer an issue. Why yes, he's a member of the Proud Boys
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the foods that are banned by state. Now you will have to catch your own walrus if you want to eat that
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Hollywood is relocating to Phoenix
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Thu April 28, 2022
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Woolworths completes SAP cloud migration to Microsoft Azure, successfully transferring 20 applications. In other news, K-mart has standardized on your mom's token-ring network and 20MB hard drive running dBase
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: Florida Sinkhole Growing For 4 Months Swallowing Up Everything in its Path. Article: Residents in Toco Hills, Georgia, say the monster hole has been growing since December. Photo: A giant sinkhole threatens a house in Zacatepec, Mexico
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
COVID catches a case of Ozzy
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man who married hologram can no longer communicate with wife due to software glitch. That actually makes his marriage even more realistic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Teladoc shares more than 30% after reporting a loss of $41 per share. Cathy Wood last seen filing Chapter 11
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Caterpillar tracks in Q1
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
How does Ukraine keep intercepting Russian military communications? Russian troops can't put down their cell phones
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
15 ways to use canned seafood assuming you've already bribed/sedated your cats
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(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
The answer to all of Twitter's problems: Relocate its San Francisco headquarters to West Virginia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White Cats Can't Jump
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trout catches Salmon. Something fishy is going on in Anaheim
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Watch this multi-talented man catch a baseball while feeding a baby
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Euractiv)
 
 
 
Nobody expected a Spanish investigation into Catalangate, the use of Pegasus spyware against pro-independence Catalan politicians, but they're getting one
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Big wild card implications on Tuesday night hockey with Golden Knights/Stars, will Dallas end Vegas's playoff hopes? Will Rags & Jerks battling for top spot in the Metro give us a great game? Will Wings/Leafs be another circus? Game on @ 7pm ET. FLBB
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Madison Cawthorn implicated in potential insider trading scheme" reports noted liberal rag...Washington Examiner? Damn, he must've really pissed off the wrong people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yes, well, when we asked for politicians with child abuse expertise to volunteer for the grooming advisory panel, perhaps we should have been clearer on the specific qualifications
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Will Smith spotted in India participating in some bizarre spiritual purification rituals, different from his usual bizarre spiritual purification rituals
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(MSN)
 
 
 
News: The Texas Court of Criminal Appeals issues Melissa Lucio a stay of execution and could in fact clear a path to move her from death row to freedom. Fark: Texas Rep. Jeff Leach, R-Plano has become an outspoken advocate for her innocence
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News exposes GOP plans for American education: "Maybe we should just eliminate public schools"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas judge invites Disney to relocate from North Korea to West North Korea
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Canada plans to build $1 billion radar system, train Arctic narwhals to point their echolocation antennas at the sky
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
With sakura season fully in bloom, Japan's cherry tree growers worry that current strain is monoculture prone to infection and overgrowth, advocate wider variety of trees that grow smaller, yield different colors, and blossom at different times
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(Market Screener)
 
 
 
Proverbial "canary" indicator predicts downturn. Not that one, or that one, or that one. Ignore China shutting down last month which limited access to US goods. How about this, give me your palm the sweat will make for a better economic prediction
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
He was a complicated man. But no one understood him but his woman. Ulysses Shaft Grant
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gather 'round, kids, it's story time. Tonight's tale: What happens when a website dedicates itself to zero moderation in the name of "free speech"? Featuring some 20+-year-old news aggregator
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Driver's Ed makes better teen drivers? The implications are staggering. Maybe this could work for other important areas of life such as sexual relations? Or even civics?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dog catches car
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gerrit Cole's miserable start to the season was all his catcher's fault
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A well researched opinion piece on the history of Disney's Reedy Creek Improvement District (RCID), and the implications of dissolving it in a panic over DeathSantis' latest temper tantrum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Putin looks unwell, unsteady in Easter church service footage. Maybe he needs a vacation? Subby heard Den Haag is lovely at this time of year
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Sun April 24, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sorry, cats and dogs, you are hereby demoted to third class pet citizens. These otters are now in charge of amusing hoomans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cats vs dogs, D&D edition
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Hokkaido sightseeing boat out for a three-hour tour loses contact with shore, is deemed missing, has not been located yet. Uncharted desert isles on high alert
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Do you mean to imply that not checking to see whether unemployment applications are fraudulent leads to an increase in unemployment fraud?
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(idaho news.com)
 
 
 
"Our fosters offer shelter and food and a warm place, but they also offer a lot more than that. They are lifesavers for homeless, abandoned, and orphaned cats." Welcome to Caturday
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
EPL Saturday begins @7:30 am ET with MoTD #1 Man U heading to Arsenal, top 4 implications there. Man City host Watford, Norwich and Newcastle, Aston Villa visit Leicester. At 12:30 MoTD #2 Brentford and Spurs in a London Derby. On Peacock/NBC/USA
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(WBOY Clarksburg)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin announces $3.2 million to help poor West Virginians pay heating and cooling bills somehow sneaked past him while he was busy protecting them from money for childcare, education, housing, job training and tax cuts
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bug in encryption code can let bad guys forge TLS signatures, 2-factor authentication, and so on. But don't worry, it only affects things that use Java
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We felt like Native issues were being both misunderstood and overlooked at the state level, even by voting rights advocates because our populations can be small"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In the 80s, Wedgwood China said 4 of its tiny cups could support CAT heavy machinery. This TV show proved that not to be true, but Wedgwood said the show was wrong. Watch the video, then discuss who's right
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you felt a distortion in the delicate fabric of space-time, this is why
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
A rare Business Tab/Caturday crossover (#3 at the link)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A.I. about to obliterate the illustration industry. Once it perfects the shadings on its renderings of robotic alien catgirls and tentacles then subby is out of a job
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin "The media forgets I have an education" (BA Communications, attended five schools) "and have been doing this for 30 years" (hasn't held or run for office in 13 years)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Article asks, "If you're the only one with a mask on, are you still protected?" Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes, but it's a bit more complicated
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen left behind an indelible musical legacy. Oh and he also left a seven-figure donation to a US music education foundation too
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Thu April 21, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Wonky-eyed black cat becomes mayor of Hell
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Wonky-eyed black cat becomes mayor of Hell
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Subby also has an antenna that uses "tymbal bucking" to communicate with members of his species
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat plays fun game to toy with hooman
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Beto advocates for blackjack and weed as a way to offset soaring Texas property taxes
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Seven states of matter? I got some catching up to do
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Dad. Dad. Can we keep her? Dad? Please?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why does everything, EVERYTHING, make Subby gassy?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Maryland to become second state to ban cat declawing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
My dog, Becky, and my cat Becky - they're both named Becky - actually the iguana's named Becky, too. And the ferret. And the cockatoo. All victim to the hallucinogenic effects of marijuana
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Wed April 20, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday night hockey could have big implications for the last Western Wild Card. A Stars regulation loss + Vancouver & Vegas wins would cut Dallas's hold on it to 2 points. Also, 'Hawks/'Yotes & Avs/Kraken. Pucks @ 8:30pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
There's a "Robert Kraft / happy ending" punchline that can be made out of this Tom Brady headline, but this website is too sophisticated for such childishness
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Do you believe parents have a "fundamental right to direct the upbringing, education, health care, and mental health of their children"? If so, the AZ GOP is about to give you the right to sue your children's teachers for taking that right from you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sex education theatre show aimed at children from 5 years old has been cancelled after protests. "The show would have featured full-frontal nudity"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cows on the loose after cattle truck crash on I-80. Traffic should be moooving soon
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
For the rare A.J. sports tab trifecta - Former Covington Catholic QB A.J. Mayer transfers from Miami to Arkansas State
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
News: Florida left with one approved math textbook for grades K-5. Fark: Publisher says "Our nation's black communities have long faced the repeated, harmful effects of systemic racism within the justice and education systems"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tourist town braces for Russian assault. Not a repeat of every time and place Russians go anywhere on vacation
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Deputy attacked by squirrel receives special award, sympathy of Thanos
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(Speedway Media)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is a lucky SOB at Bristol, and puts the "ass" in "blasphemy" on Easter Sunday. Tyler Reddick and Chase Briscoe "throw hands" after a wreck, Joey Logano advocates for the "Floor It 500," and Chase Elliott tangles with a "nobody"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Department of Education announces that about 40,000 student loan borrowers will be having their debts entirely canceled, effective immediately. No, not you
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
DeSantis: Florida lawmakers to consider ending Disney's self-governing power during special session. Up next, Disney shuts down all parks for a month while finding new location. Florida revenue plummets. DeSantis shipped to Russia
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Because. Nothing. It's Caturday when subby's told it's Caturday
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Because. Nothing. It's Caturday when subby's told it's Caturday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
These are nine spelling and grammar mistakes spell check won't catch, because we all know fine wine manures with age
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Covid-19 may have attenuated to a light cold that doubles the girth of your 🍆 and raises your IQ by 8 points every time you catch it, but Absolute Mortality is at a rate only seen in unregulated epidemics
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to sell exploding kittens and exploding kittens accessories
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UAE implicated in hacking the UK government
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Not news: heavy snow could cause electrical service disruptions in the Catskills. Fark:On April 18th
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So apparently we're now deciding where to go on vacation based on what places have the most TikTok views
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(Your Hometown Station)
 
 
 
29 years ago, the filming location for "Wally World" suffered the "TLC/Paperboy Riot." Moose out front shoulda told ya don't go chasin' waterfalls
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No idea what category this belongs in but the tag is an easy choice
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
CIA cat story was supposed to complete its mission on Caturday but got bored and wandered off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat gets cushioned after being a wiseguy
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
AI finally works out how to authenticate yourself by grinding your teeth. Better late than never
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The A's finally have their Opening Day today. One group not happy about that: the 50-100 feral cats currently squatting in the Coliseum
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Showering 1,200 kittens at once would be pretty darned hard. Dirty, dirty kitties
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cat stuck up a tree
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Sun April 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
I guess it was... quite a catch. YEAHHHHHHHH
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia: Moskva crew doing fine, seen here greeting Admiral Yevmenov, will be taking extended vacation away from cameras for a very very very very long time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The pros and cons of a workcation. Apparently, there are pros
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Sat April 16, 2022
(WEAU Eau Claire)
 
 
 
"It's fantastic to see these cats from the shelter that would hide in the back of their cage now walking around, jumping on couches, and coming right up to peopIe. It gives me goosebumps just talking about it." Welcome to Caturday
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
That one time Nicolas Cage took mushrooms with his cat and married Elvis' daughter. And now you know why he wears a birds nest on his head
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Fri April 15, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
'Eternals' actor arrested for public intoxication in Dublin. Wow, getting arrested for being too drunk in *Dublin*? That's impressive
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How did Jesus die? He died from a dislocated shoulder caused by carrying the cross, not from being hung up on it. At least according to this priest
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Columnist describes Herschel Walker as "an animated caricature of a Black person drawn by white conservatives," and claims that the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier seems to be powered by some sort of electricity
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Over Covid and need something else to freak out about? Children are now suddenly catching liver failure with no explanation
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This cat with wings could do this forever
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's Student Loan Crisis is actually a result of the complete failure of America's Educational System. As people in all 57 states can tell you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After Russia's Black Sea flagship accidentally caught fire, other war ships are moving away from the Ukrainian coast so that they don't accidentally catch fire too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukraine flag projected onto the Russian Embassy in DC. Russians try to obscure it with a spotlight. Catch me if you can hilarity ensues
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Keep an eye on your cats, chaps. Today is World Quantum Day
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Wed April 13, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Barry and Chester may've found a way to stop Uchiha Sasuke from hurting anyone else while Catlin tries to handle a situation alone which may endanger innocents on "Resurrection," S.№8 Ep.№11 of The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Kung-Fu at 9, both on The CW
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Republicans suddenly concerned that they weren't paying attention when the new sex education standards were publicly available online before the state Board of Education approved them at a public meeting in June 2020
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Edible, fluorescent silk tags can help suss out fake medication. Until they're faked
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Braves catcher Travis d'Arnaud wins the award for best acting at the plate. "I almost spoke it into existence. It was fun"
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
This is what a $3.5 million cat tower looks like
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reds Owner: "Yeah, I know you ain't happy about how bad we've been the past 15 some-odd years. But you want us to re-locate? Do ya? 'Cuz we could, and then you'd be REAL mad"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz dancing to a rap song about Matt Gaetz. "He's the chosen one, yeah, dedicated congressman, Matt Gaetz show him love"
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Tue April 12, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NY Lt Governor resigns. At this rate, the local dog catcher will move up to governor by the end of the year
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California man stealing a catalytic converter gets instant carma
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Grimes defend his N.A. title against Solo, hopes the match is better than the movie. A five team gauntlet match for the vacated men's tag titles, Dakota goes after Mandy & the NXT Women's title. Tune in starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WNBA commissioner took time off from her other job selling miniature cat portraits on Etsy to finally weigh in on the Brittney Griner situation
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Nice: Canadiens' Nick Suzuki tosses a puck to kid. Oops: Kid catches puck with face, splits lip open. Nicer: Suzuki presents his stick to crying kid. FARK: Security immediately deems stick a 'weapon.' Unlikely: 'We did not FORCE the kid to leave.'
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Committee looking into child sex abuse in the Portuguese Catholic Church fear the nearly 300 testimonies they have heard so far are "just the tip" of the iceberg. That's what he said
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Poll finds 2 out of 3 Seattle voters are considering moving out of the city, although the third says they'll never give up their prime cardboard box location next to the Fremont Troll
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Mon April 11, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Failed lawyer John Eastman continues to tilt at the "decertification" windmill. "Wait, even now?" Yes. Right now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The wheels on the car go round and meow, round and meow, round and meow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The wheels on the car go round and meow, round and meow, round and meow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cats cry too when cutting onions
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1814, Napoleon Bonaparte abdicated the throne and was exiled to Elba, complicating the other man's preparations for the role of Heimdall in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's see how Willow, the First Cat, has adjusted to life at the White House
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman kills cyclists after 'uncontrollably' defecating. Police are not buying this crap
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Sun April 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Eric Adams? Come on down. You are the latest leader of a major US city to catch Covid [play Price is Right music]
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 10 is 'liason' as in: "From the makers of The Clapper, the new laser-controlled light switch has a catchy jingle: ♪ 'Liason, Lase off, the Laser' ♪"
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Sat April 09, 2022
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
"Come on, stay with me, please." Man gives a tiny kitten CPR after an hours long rescue from an eight-foot-deep pipe. Paging the Hero tag, Hero tag please report to Caturday
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Fri April 08, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman accused of using cat to batter girlfriend
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma mother to be removed from baby's birth certificate because she's not the 'gestational parent'
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Doctor says Farkers least likely to catch Covid-19
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old and tepid: residual chlorine and traces of medications in your drinking water. New radioactive hotness: uranium in your drinking water
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(Waffle House Nut)
 
 
 
Scattered, covered, capped, chunked.... and add a pair of shoes to cap them off
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
For your edification and delight we present "The Worst of Waters"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
When visiting exotic pet stores, take special care around serval cats. "I turned around to see what was behind me and that's when the cat grabbed my child"
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
When visiting exotic pet stores, take special care around serval cats. "I turned around to see what was behind me and that's when the cat grabbed my child"
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Wed April 06, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
After over a year of thankless, secretive work, Attorney General Garland finally catches ... COVID
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fungi communicate using a vocabulary of up to 50 words including: thank, you, Mario, but, our, princess, is, in, another, and castle
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(NHL)
 
 
 
{Charlie looks at Emilio}Wednesday night hockey thread? {Emilio looks at Charlie, nods} Wednesday night hockey thread. {clap, clap, clap} Five games tonight starting at 7:30pm ET. A couple with playoff implications. A couple with teams ready to golf
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mortgage applications drop now that investors have bought up all the available housing
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(Panera Pantera)
 
 
 
"If this is indicative of how the NFL does business, then who wants to do business with the NFL?"
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
MLB will allow teams to use earpiece technology when communicating in-game strategy to counteract the Astros and their elaborate trashcan system
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft collaborates with NASA, HP, Thales Alenia Space, Loft Orbital and Ball Aerospace to explore on-orbit and ISS computing with Azure as part of SkyNet-type space AI applications. No biggie
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: New Women's Tag Champs Raquel & Dakota try to avoid the 50/50 curse vs former champs Gigi & Jayce. Cameron Grimes celebrates his N.A. title win & Bron brings the NXT title home. Rick??? Catch the fun starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cat massages baby is one interpretation of what's going on here
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brewers catcher suspended for taking a performance enhancing drug that one figures wouldn't factor in a professional baseball game
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Hailie Deegan didn't participate in last week's Freedom 500 in Florida because of catfish, or something
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Advocates pushing to end housing discrimination. Difficulty: for dogs
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Men attack stranger feeding stray cat, cry "What the hell do you think you're doing to my woman?" and then try to mug him. Forget it, Taro, it's Japan
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
You know what would make the workplace fun? The party game "Taboo", except with official internal communications
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police locate and arrest suspect in Sunday's mass shooting in Sacramento
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
911 call data for locations of four well-known fast-food chains in nine major California cities shows us where the danger of violent crime lies
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some cats like shellfish, some don't
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(NPR)
 
 
 
With a little help from some second-graders, 23 dogs (and one cat) wrote letters that got them adopted before this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(National Today)
 
 
 
April 4 is Tell A Lie Day. Go ahead. Your pants won't catch on fire
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
America's mass shooting season is in full swing and looking to catch up for lost pandemic time
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fark: After too many violent incidents, McDonalds to permanently close a location. WTFark: In Canada. Total WTFark: In Kamloops?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New polling shows dogs continue to be much better than cats
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Sat April 02, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Obvious story is obvious, obviously. Enjoy walking your dog
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unimpressed cat is unimpressed
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"For too many years we've been trying to bail out the bathtub by adopting out all the cats that come into shelters. But that really hasn't worked so well. We need to be thinking about turning off the faucet instead." Welcome to Caturday
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"For too many years we've been trying to bail out the bathtub by adopting out all the cats that come into shelters. But that really hasn't worked so well. We need to be thinking about turning off the faucet instead." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The definitive reason why T.Rex had short arms even before ceiling cats existed
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Defendant: I'm asking the court to just let me go on parole, and I ask your Honor to please relax the travel distance to no less than 350 miles because I need a short vacation. JUDGE: I have a better idea
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(AP News)
 
 
 
FIFA and World Cup organizers: Rainbow flags will be welcome in Qatar at the World Cup games. Qatar: Yeah, not allowed. We're confiscating them. It's for your own good. To protect you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Razzies does a very classy thing: After Bruce Willis is revealed to be suffering from aphasia, they respectfully rescind both an award and an entire award category name for him
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Great google moogly, this short-beaked, google-eyed pigeon breed looks like a real-life bird caricature
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hello friends. Do you suffer from the heartbreak of...CAT ACNE?
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
There is a general lack of cat food in the U.S. But just try explaining that to Fluffy as she pulls your eyelids open at 3 am informing you of her hun--I SAID FEED ME NAO HUMAN
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(Santa Fe New Mexican)
 
 
 
Las Vegas, NM mayor closes museum wing devoted to 19th Century quasi-Catholic nighttime Mexican vigilante group who wore white hoods while targeting white settlers; "that looks like something racist"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Carolina decides to finally catch up to the 20th Century and allow kids to play pinball
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby was absolutely stumped by today's hidden cat picture. Can you find it?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Florida: Imagine getting catfished by someone using a handsome photo, and then thinking you were getting catfished by them a 2nd time, only to find out that he's real and you date the man whose photo was used in a global catfishing scheme
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Excuse me, do you speak cat?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A cat and his chickens
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Russia is finding out the hard way that just because a walkie talkie has "GI Joe" printed on it does not mean it is viable for battlefield communications
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wall cat was watching you defecate
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wall cat was watching you defecate
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Everybody needs a best friend, even a movie star
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Translation: No one else wants to pay $20 million for a wideout who can't catch, but Cleveland has already proven to be that foolish
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered hypoallergenic cats won't make you sneeze, but will still try to murder you in your sleep
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A Mercedes-Benz factory in Pune, India, was forced to halt production for a few hours because. A) Covid outbreak. B) Chip shortage. C) A wayward jungle cat wandered into the facility
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
12th century man says porn, divorce, democracy bad. Catholic Monarchy, Crusades and Inquisition good
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
The problem: paramedics in the Lake District often have to quickly get to patients in mountainous locations where helicopters can't land. The solution: jetpacks. No, seriously
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the first thing your browser/device autosuggests when you type in your Fark handle? Subby's goes to "farming clothing"
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Let's give the cat a hand - hell, make it two. It's not like he'll use them for rude gestures or nefarious purposes
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Let's give the cat a hand - hell, make it two. It's not like he'll use them for rude gestures or nefarious purposes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tossing stolen catalytic converters, tools, and a jack at the police cars pursuing you at a high rate of speed is no way to go through life, ma'am
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Carscoops)
 
 
 
Lotus 132 concatenated
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If the fielder had to choose between catching a fish and catching a fly ball, he'd catch the fly ball without considering he's doing it for the halibut
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
REM turns back the nuclear clock to defeat Putin before he causes the end of the world as we know it. Calling out in transit. Calling out in transit. Radio Free Europe
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1774, the British Parliament adopted the Coercive Acts in response to the Boston Tea Party, further inflaming the American colonies with the idea that Canadians should be allowed to be Catholic
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Putting the "moo" in "smooch"
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(National Today)
 
 
 
March 28 is Respect Your Cat Day. How do you respect your cat? Any funny photos? It's like an extended Caturday
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(National Today)
 
 
 
March 28 is Respect Your Cat Day. How do you respect your cat? Any funny photos? It's like an extended Caturday
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Why most people prefer dogs and cats
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Will Don't Look up pull off an upset for Best Picture? Will Encanto rightly dominate all its categories? Will Licorice Pizza rightly be shut out? Wanda Sykes, Amy Schumer, and Regina King host. The 94th Annual Academy Awards, 8PM ET on ABC
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
So parents dun tole them edumatcators that the only three letters they need are "D, E, and D"
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Sat March 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Elite Eight. One round away from the Final Four. Will it be the Houston Cougars or the Villanova Wildcats in the battle of felines (6:09 PM ET on TBS)? Will it be Arkansas or Duke when they meet at 8:49 PM ET on TBS? This is awesome, baby
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin (R) running for Congress on news that her style of uneducated, unqualified, and unashamed pseudo-politics has become the GOP mainstream
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Gen Z shares ways they communicate with older work colleagues and subby would give his right belt onion to have a few of them as his co-workers
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Despite all of the bad stuff Tink has endured, she still loves and trusts people. She deserves a loving forever home, let's see if we can find her one on Caturday
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Despite all of the bad stuff Tink has endured, she still loves and trusts people. She deserves a loving forever home, let's see if we can find her one on Caturday
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A snake catcher had to break through a wall to catch a 6-foot black mamba that had been lurking in a South African home for several weeks. Hell you can burn Subby's house down to get rid of that thing
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Fri March 25, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today is International Waffle Day, so here's a mighty fine serving of Scattered, Smothered, Chopped, Chunked, Diced, Capped, Topped, Peppered, and Country songs to accompany your meal
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative Catholics are being weird again. Apparition of the Virgin Mary out front should have told ya
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
World's oldest blogger passes at 109. Depending on your faith, you won't believe what happens next. Tag is for starting at 99
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Planning on going to Hawai'i on vacation this summer? Don't
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Indian food-delivery giant Zomato unveils 10-minute promise of hot and fresh food, thanks to densely located network of so-called food "finishing stations" and delivery riders willing to speed on pothole-rich Indian roads
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Coy cat pulls out his trick move against not so coy cat
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Thu March 24, 2022
(US Soccer)
 
 
 
A fight with global implications, no love lost between two great rivals, it's Mexico hosting the USMNT in World Cup Qualifiers. The US have won three straight over El Tri but have an injury depleted squad. @10:00 pm ET on CBS Sports/TUDN/Paramount+
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rocky Mountain d'awwww finally gives you justification for a good, long nap. Here comes the science
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"I expect this to be a very highly sophisticated and technological plant with robotics and engineering." Duh
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen begins Thursday with the Hogs and the Zags at 7:09 PM ET on CBS, the rematch of the 2018 championship with Michigan and Villanova (7:29 PM on TBS), TT-Duke Sucks (9:39 PM on CBS), and Cougars and Wildcats (9:59 PM on TBS)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For sale: two private Caribbean islands. There's just one catch
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman ends up dating real guy whose photo was used by scammers in catfishing scheme, that even attempted to scam her
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(Slate)
 
 
 
20 years ago some redheaded geek said that watching Blade II was like cleaning his cat with his tongue or something (NSFW)
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Taliban reneges on promise to educate girls. In other news, water: wet; sky: blue
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Investors want BuzzFeed News to shut down after not including enough cat memes in its articles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a goat being friendly with a cat by petting it
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Anti-trust officials in the DoJ accuse Google of deliberately hiding business communications documents by placing them on Google Drive
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ann Wilson asks Jimmy Page to let her sing with him on an upcoming Led Zeppelin reunion tour, is subsequently ignored. Page claims there was a Communication Breakdown; Ann says the snub was just Heartless
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, US President FDR legalized the sale of beer and wine, an act of legislation that led to the end of Prohibition and put him in the running for beatification as a Fark Saint
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What to do when the book your child is reading makes you uncomfortable. 1) Grow a pair. 2) Quit being such a whiny snowflake. 3) Educate your dumb ass self. 4) Admit you're a failure. Subby may be projecting
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(Good Day)
 
 
 
Let's pause our cynicism and enjoy a few minutes of wholesomeness. There may be a little dust in the sun rays
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Blessed are the fascist dictators, theirs is the kingdom of idiots who will accept Bible verses as justification for war crimes
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