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Tue August 11, 2020
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Can't get much cuter than cats attempting to braid each other
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Come back here, you scaredy cat
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Nearly 75% of NYC students will be returning to schools to catch and spread Covid-19 this fall
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Carole Baskin has some concerns about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's 'WAP' Video. Everyone else has some concerns about Carole Baskin's husband
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Carole Baskin has some concerns about Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's 'WAP' Video. Everyone else has some concerns about Carole Baskin's husband
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Noon ET - it's the Fark News Livestream. Testing a lunchtime start today. Lots of news to catch up on from today and over the weekend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zorro unmasked, catches covid
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Sun August 09, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
An entire edition of the New Yorker in 1946 was dedicated to the atomic bombings of Japan. On the 75th anniversary of the Nagasaki bombing, read this if you haven't yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
He's right you know: Minneapolis Federal Reserve President Neel Kashkari advocates a six-week economic lockdown to defeat the coronavirus
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cattle
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Webcams on the edge of forever
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Sat August 08, 2020
(CBR)
 
 
 
Not News: Classic Film being Remade. Almost News: As an animated feature starring cats and dogs. What. The. Fark.: It's Blazing Saddles
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(crawford county now.com)
 
 
 
"It was uplifting to see that many people out there wanting to help, and then to see the excitement on everyone's faces when the kitten came out. It's stuff like that that makes you feel good with everything going on today". Welcome to Caturday
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(crawford county now.com)
 
 
 
"It was uplifting to see that many people out there wanting to help, and then to see the excitement on everyone's faces when the kitten came out. It's stuff like that that makes you feel good with everything going on today". Welcome to Caturday
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Capitalism's useful idiots are college-educated professionals. Subby is thrilled to be useful at last
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(Fox News)
 
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Fisherman catches sockeye salmon and Alaskan brown bear on one line
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps Trump should have built the border wall underground as agents discover 1300ft smuggling tunnel running from Arizona to Mexico that is the 'most sophisticated in US history' and is equipped with water, electricity and even a railway track
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Palmerston the Foreign Office cat to retire from public life. Pitt The Elder still remains England's greatest Foreign Office cat
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Palmerston the Foreign Office cat to retire from public life. Pitt The Elder still remains England's greatest Foreign Office cat
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Questions began emerging on why the Canadian Governor General spent $250,000 on questionable expenses like a staircase and a dedicated cat door. When asked for comment, the Governor General replied, "Guaaaharheedaa" before throwing cats at reporters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Catholic bishop of Diocese of Lexington: "For this president to call himself pro-life, and for anybody to back him because of claims of being pro-life, is almost willful ignorance. He is so much anti-life because he is only concerned about himself"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Always look on the bright side of life. Trump aluminium tariffs on Canada guarantee an ample supply of US-made toilet paper in the US. Also, there will be ketchup, or is it catsup? Keep calm and pour the Bourbon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cutting off WeChat would be a devastating blow to some Chinese families in the US, as US based chat apps are banned there. "A ban would effectively cut off easy communication between millions of families"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the next episode of "Hoarders": 40 nylon bags of 10-year-old confiscated fireworks were stored right alongside 2,750 tons of confiscated ammonium nitrate. You won't believe what the neighbors said when they found out
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as catnip for elephants?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
The 2020 Summer Olympics are off to a good start with a half-naked man punching 72-year-old Walmart employee for the Louisiana decathalon opener
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Thu August 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI finally catches escapee after 46 years. He was pretty fast for a 77-year-old
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Taiwan's in talks to make the first purchase of some sophisticated U.S. drones with a 6000 mile range and possibly with weapons already attached. China's not going to be happy about this, in fact Xi's going to be pretty irate
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How we found coronavirus in a cat. And yes, we're recovering nicely from our wounds. Thanks for asking
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How we found coronavirus in a cat. And yes, we're recovering nicely from our wounds. Thanks for asking
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Windsor Castle opens the East Terrace Garden for the first time in 40 years. Lucky visitors may catch a glimpse of Prince Andrew pulling weeds or watering the lawn
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(US Department of Education)
 
 
 
The US Department of Education on Coronavirus - Good luck, we're all counting on you
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Puppy claims he doesn't want a human, but his behavior shows different
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Puppy claims he doesn't want a human, but his behavior shows different
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Today in history: British computer scientist Tim Berners-Lee said that a series of tubes tied together would revolutionise communication, technology and the sharing of ideas all over the world
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"People don't realize how rewarding it can be to adopt a senior dog. They know and they will show you endless love until their dying day"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Face mask mandates won't work if we don't educate the morons opposed to them
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos and Mike Pence made the news last week visiting a private school in N. Carolina and applauding their opening. Now 4th graders get a pop up 2 week vacation. Go ahead and guess why
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Wed August 05, 2020
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Dateline NBC: To Catch a Ninja premiering this fall
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news for bald people who catch Covid-19, you won't have to worry about hair loss. For the rest of you though
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Twitler's campaign temporarily banned from Twitter. U.S. government communication expected to come to immediate halt. Deep State shakes hands, congratulates on job well done
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Park Avenue plastic surgeon fights 'dozens of imposters' catfishing patients online. If only there was a way he could make himself stand out
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to lie on your application to get PPP funds, try not to do it in the name of a dead person. Oh and don't spend the money you get on a Lamborghini and strippers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wants the Catholic Church to support him because of *checks notes* the 2nd Amendment? Wut?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's that kind of morning where Donald Trump Jr. is retweeting requests for Donald Trump to not go through with decisions that would be environmentally catastrophic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Blue Jays catcher gets caught up in the mask debate, caught on police video... what? I'm sorry, masturbate, not mask debate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's election day... let's see who should I vote for... Goodspaceguy? The guy who wants to switch to the metric system? The one who lists Uber and Lyft driver under community service? Or the guy who lists his elementary school under education? (PDF)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
It's official: Molina really does catch everything
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Ubisoft confirms you will be able to hold and pet the cats in their upcoming "Assassin's Creed: Valhalla" game
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Ubisoft confirms you will be able to hold and pet the cats in their upcoming "Assassin's Creed: Valhalla" game
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "MSNBC producer resigns from network with scathing letter: They block 'diversity of thought' and 'amplify fringe voices'" and, I say again, that is the "Fox News headline"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Waitrose shopper buys eggs, finds peeps
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That star on the hood of the Army Jeeps? It had a vital purpose that has nothing to do with anesthetics or identification as a US vehicle. Try and guess what it is before clicking on the link
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Mon August 03, 2020
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Good idea: catching 40 winks in your car. Bad idea catching 40 winks in your stolen car
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists spin the Wheel of 2020 and prepare to relocate a French cursed tomb
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Problem: Debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street. Solution: Installation of metal baskets to catch the debris. New problem: Metal baskets of debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Twitter on the day some of its most high-profile accounts were hacked: This MUST have been an inside job, our system is too secure for even the most sophisticated hacker to penetrate. Now: by which we mean a 17-year old kid spear-phished us
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think the vaccine will be the cure-all? With all the complications and lasting problems being identified we're looking at $BILLIONS in long-term medical costs
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"History, when taught well, shows us how to improve the world, but history, when taught poorly, falsely claims there is nothing to improve," John Oliver castigates the US education system, where 17 states use "state's rights" as the Civil War's cause
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Doug Pederson catches the Covid-19 Special
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Cat fishing
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Cat fishing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican police catch Peter Gabriel
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Andrew Lloyd Webber gives strong thumbs down to Tom Hooper's "ridiculous" adaptation of Cats, both the original and anally unexpurgated versions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China is trying to catch ALL the fish
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Need justification to put your fist through your monitor?
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Some stray cats)
 
 
 
A friend said her cats looked like they were posing for an album cover. Let's see if we can prove her right
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Shelter workers take in an orphaned new-born rescue kitten unable to walk. They made him tiny homemade splints out of tongue depressors, gauze, medical wrap bandages, and tape to keep his legs steady. The result is anything but depressing on Caturday
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Bobcat mom has her pawsfull
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The driver of the Jeep that tried to drive through a crowd of protesters was merely trying to catch a flight, passenger claims, somehow making it all better
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Not sure which is cooler - nanoreactors or bimetallic catalysts
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
"Facts Of Life" star Lisa Whelchel explains how her 'Life Coach' certification qualifies her to root thru strange collector's basements. Buffalo Bill not included
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After Comey firing, FBI hid copies of its Russian interference investigation in multiple locations. Hid them from the guy who now wants to postpone an election
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers are developing more precise methods for predicting solar flares to help prevent damage to communication's infrastructure, bring SG-1 back from 1969
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Brand new Tesla Model-X suffers catastrophic Twitter failure
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since the song was about Freddy Mercury's cat the official video will just make your dust quotient overload
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
6pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream. News got a little thick this morning but we'll get you caught up. Plus: Gen Z coming up with all new hijinks, soldiers return home to dogs (and cats), and a bad place to post a "No Regrets" logo
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Covid-19 Data in the US is an 'Information Catastrophe.'" The response isn't going to win any awards any time soon, either. "Obvious" tag remains WFH and will only respond to texts these days
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curious cow gets head stuck in tree, is unable to moooooove
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curious cow gets head stuck in tree, is unable to moooooove
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
All that power-washing and scrubbing with Clorox wipes is probably as effective against COVID-19 as TSA confiscating water bottles and strip-searching your granny is against terrorists
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A really good collection of cattoos
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A really good collection of cattoos
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
WHO official points out COVID-19 is not in a "second" wave and is not a seasonal illness like the flu. Reports indicate this comes as a surprise to those who aren't clear on the definition of "second," "wave," or "is"
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Police in NJ towns tell residents they will be happy to keep an eye on their houses while they are on vacation according to Officers Harry Pesci and Marv Stern
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Photos of cats acting weird - which is normal for cats - so photos of cats acting normally weird
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
After saying dead protesters would "blend in with the pavement," Kentucky special education teacher resigns to spend more time with her white hood and burning cross
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
People who are over six feet tall are TWICE as likely to catch coronavirus. The entire NBA looks on nervously (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article asks "American Catastrophe: How Did We Get Here?". Answer: see tag
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Tue July 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dodgers are selling cutouts of fans' cats and dogs to put in their empty stands. No rules on butt-sniffing. Yet
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Yesterday it was dads & their BFF doggos. Today it's dads again & their cat overlords
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
How "compromised" has Dr. Birx's authority become? Gov. Bill Lee of Tennessee rejects her urgent warning that TN must close bars and limit indoor restaurant dining to prevent catastrophe WHILE SHE IS STANDING NEXT TO HIM at a joint press confernce
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cat.exe has stopped responding: Abort, Retry, Close
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cat.exe has stopped responding: Abort, Retry, Close
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Infection Control officer for Minnesota Vikings has tested positive for Coronavirus. He currently leads the team in catches
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(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Here is, yet, another reason why dogs are better than cats
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first case of 'rona in an animal in the UK has been confirmed. It's a cat, so clearly that virus has no idea what it's gotten itself involved with
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The first case of 'rona in an animal in the UK has been confirmed. It's a cat, so clearly that virus has no idea what it's gotten itself involved with
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(Some Dog)
 
 
 
Caption these two cats looking at their weird new friend
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Biz Markie hospitalized for complications with Type 2 diabetes. He truly needs a friend now
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DeSantis derided descientists and defacts to dedicate deresponse to DeTrump
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
France, number one in cannabis use, introduces a 200-euro fine if they catch you. Sacré spliff
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Fifty-four years ago today, Ted Williams was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. He used his speech to advocate for Negro League greats Josh Gibson and Satchel Paige to be inducted as well
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Reports of "large apex predator" in West Sussex turns out to be giant stuffed animal sitting on park bench. Americans would have realized this because we like to win carnival games
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article about how stupid dogs really are seems to have cat-like typing going on in it
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Amuse your fellow Covid house-arrest inmates with this guide to making shadow puppets from the 30's (before television). Disclaimer: not responsible for inmates breaking your fingers
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(White House)
 
 
 
Ladies & Gentlemen. Boys & Girls. Children of All Ages. It's time once again for the performative prestidigitation of the White House Press Briefing. Be amazed at their obfuscation and deflection of truth. Briefing begins at 1:30 EDT or so
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Flavortown Zoo safely locates missing new mother red panda, Kora, in good condition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cloudy with a chance of mousies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more zoos are reopening, but the big cats who live in them don't really give two shiats if you come or not
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The White House is claiming Stephen Miller's grandmother did NOT die of COVID. Her death certificate disagrees
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom says he was looking for his cat
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Jared calls telecommunications CEOs and says 'that law Trump signed, it doesn't apply to Trump's re-election campaign, remember that'
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft bundles application in their paid office suite. One company has had enough of their monopolistic bullshiat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mother baffled when baby monitor detects movement in an 'empty' crib - only to discover her cat playing inside it." Not sure why this is even an article, but the video of the cat playing in the crib is really cute
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
It's HAPPENING again, cattle are being beamed up by alien spacecraft again in the US (with actual picture of it happening)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Former White House communications chief Anthony Scaramucci:"President Trump's 'well wishes' to Ghislaine Maxwell? Yeah, about those"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft has solved the problem of not having the correct printer driver for your application, 30 years after they created it
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I also spent a lot of time talking to Melania Trump about the locations of all our intercontinental ballistic missile fields"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
SpaceX releases two short videos of its catching of both fairings from Monday's Falcon 9 launch. This is good news for ULA and Roscosmos
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Catwalk trifecta complete
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple to offer high school students "Devil's Advocate Scholarship." Who in the Bible Belt could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Models walking the runway dressed in......balloons. Catwalk Trifecta now and play
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kittens Who Kill: A 1960s B movie, or deadly but adorable floofballs?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Comey Connection book will release 10 days before Trump is inaugurated and starts the reeducation camps
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hanging around with 2,000 catalytic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ics? You oughta know by now
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
After two-month hiatus due to COVID-19, extremely cute faceoff between museum cat and museum security guard resumes. "Ken-chan had never seen him in a mask before, but that did not scare the cat away. It cuddled up to him"
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
I do my little turn on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunch of cats with lettuce on their heads
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunch of cats with lettuce on their heads
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4:30pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Summary Livestream. Less COVID-19 today, more odds and ends including rockets to Venus, leech sex, shrooms with Jesus, thieving cats and talking dogs. It's almost like a normal Tuesday from 2019
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(PRRI)
 
 
 
Trump's support is dropping among whites, including white Christians, especially white Catholics. But evangelicals still love him. It's almost as they're racist or something. The tag is the one Jesus picked for them
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS is composed of some of the most educated and successful legal experts in the country (even the Trump appointees). But it is having trouble trusting a Congress made up of failed lawyers, professional politicians and poli-sci majors
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cats don't grow on trees, but they sometimes sleep in them - 'cause they're very lazy and easily bored
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Mon July 20, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman makes mounted cat heads out of felt that are both adorable and terrifying
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia Democratic Party receives 131 applications to fill ballot spot left by death of John Lewis. Jim Nasium, I P Freely, Anna Conda, unavailable for comment
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Pianist provides the instrumentation to support a singing cat
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Pianist provides the instrumentation to support a singing cat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Catholic Church now says a faithful lay can lead to marriage
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver returns to a waiting audience, crushing Coronavirus conspiracy theories with the help of Alex Trebek, Billy Porter, and Catherine O'Hara, pointing out Trump doesn't believe the conspiracies he touts, just pours gasoline on the fire
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dogs may use the Earth's magnetic field to navigate. Cats just bend it to their will
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Bone disease medications may reverse hearing loss." Not a euphemism, and actually some pretty decent news
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
There's dumb, and there's "blowing your international drug smuggling operation because you named your fake coffee company after a Cillian from John Wick" dumb
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
TN authorities are raisin hell after a semi-truck carrying cookie dough catches fire. Police aren't sure what to choc the accident up to yet, may call in CHiP's for help
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like I'M ERIC didn't catch daddy's interview on Fox this morning
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the Minty Maniacs keep their spot in 1st place or will Crazy Cat's Eyes overtake them? Will the Oceanics become suddenly competent? This is Block Pushing, JMR Marble League 2020, sponsored by Last Week Tonight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I mean, sure, it looks like a lion, but it could really be any big cat. You just don't know. I had to be a genius to get that one right. Believe me
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you've been holding out hope for a college football season this year, well... let's just say that having nearly a third of West Virginia's team catching COVID-19 does not bode well for your hopes
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor: Kids will catch Covid when they go back to school but they'll get over it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
France loses another Cathedral
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Katzenberg blames the pandemic for Quibi not catching on. The rest of the world: Okay, yeah, whatever
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Dogs and cats, living together, mass hilarity
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
"It's just a damn cat, I know. The world is burning, and people are dying up and down the country, and I'm upset about a cat. But there it is." This thread lovingly dedicated to all the fur friends lost in recent weeks on both Woofday and Caturday
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
"It's just a damn cat, I know. The world is burning, and people are dying up and down the country, and I'm upset about a cat. But there it is." This thread lovingly dedicated to all the fur friends lost in recent weeks on both Woofday and Caturday
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cat reading morning paper meme: I should have invested in the saw industry a few years ago
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Governor: "All students will return to in-school education for fall lessons." Schools: No
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Instead of office chair, garage contained bobcat. Would not buy again
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Only 1 EPL game today, West Ham v. Watford. Oh for fark's sake, that's all we've got? Both teams are only 3 points above the drop zone, so maybe the relegation implications will make this interesting. The Who Can Fail Less Hard Derby starts @ 3pm ET
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Aaaaannnnd...here comes the West Nile Virus
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Feed a stray cat? Great, now it's yours
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Thu July 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Experts: extended unemployment benefits, which expire next week, are the only thing between 30 million Americans and financial catastrophe. Trump: 'find something new.' McConnell: 'no blue state bailouts.' This is your regular failed state thread
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
There are no good options for educating kids this fall and it didn't have to be this way
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Egypt seeks 'urgent clarification' over rising GERD water levels, as fears of water theft by Ethiopia lead farmers to say ERMAGERD
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's scathing opinion of Trump comes from known liberal (looks at byline) George Will? The guy must really be missing baseball
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In the last event Crazy Cat's Eyes scratched their way to a gold but still couldn't overtake Minty Maniacs and O'Rangers. A chance to hop over the competition in the Hurdles, JMR Marble League 2020--Event #6 sponsored by Last Week Tonight, 3pm ET/Noon PT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Full list of countries welcoming Trumpland tourists back: Mexico, Tunisia, Turkey. That is all. Well, almost. Catch the Maldives before they sink into the Indian Ocean. Ironic tag strikes back
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News hosts sure go on a lot of sudden, post-racism "vacations"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cats just love ze german
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's the full list of major retailers requiring masks at all locations, in case you run into a public mask-debater
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
American patriots who are pulling down monuments dedicated to white supremacy take a moment out and pull the Electoral College down. It needs to go
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Cool: Photographer spends 40 years documenting US roadside attractions. Awesome: The Library of Congress cataloged them and released them into the public domain
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His prepositions are preposterous. His adverbs have an adverse effect on adjectives, and his cat has subjunctive claws. His metaphors are like similes and his similes are not. He is the strangest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
This narco-gen telecommunications stuff is getting scary
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It is easy to confuse death from COVID-19 with death from a hormone overdose when your medical qualifications are from the Burger King School of Medicine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
10th grader makes great catch against Tyreek Hill
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(Independent)
 
 
 
This list rating the best dog beds goes to 11 just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Does your pooch use one of these, or do they prefer the couch, your bed, the carpet or maybe a too-small cat bed?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Board of Education thinks there are too many children living in Orange County, vote to do something about that
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Tue July 14, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Catalan politician Torrent accuses Spain of spying, downloading warez
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Firefighters pull out all the stops to rescue Smokey the kitten from storm drain
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deaths from COVID-19 are a trailing indicator, and here they come. CA, FL, TX, MS, AL, SC, TN, NV, OR, UT, ME
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There appears to be a market for 20-inch CAT7 cables costing $500
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson is suddenly going on a long-planned "vacation"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm homeschooling my kids, since I have an education degree. My 12-year-old stepdaughter has moved in full time as everyone agrees the pandemic will not be over by August. Her mom wants me to teach her own stepdaughters; do I have to do this?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When did cats begin domesticating humans?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When did cats begin domesticating humans?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Murder mittens, so skeery
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Murder mittens, so skeery
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Demand for skilled labor force increasing in US. You can expect more highly skilled workers without investing in public education reform, right?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger the cat videobombs Dean of Canterbury during morning prayer, steals his milk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have "man stealing catalytic converters to cover gambling debts" on your COVID-19 Criminal Bingo card. Step up to collect your prize
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(NBC 25 News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Cat who died 12 years ago gets voter registration application in mail
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(Americablog)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr.'s arrest record for public intoxication is now public
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Take mugshots of your pets in case they get lost - with helpful pic of 7-foot tall cat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is an only child; he dotes on his mom. We took her on a vacation for her birthday last year and her backseat driving and overreacting almost got us killed. She berates him. He wants to take her on a trip again; do I have to go?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
*orange cat at breakfast reading the newspaper and thinking meme*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Upset that you can't take a trip this year or a vacation? Here are some historical vacation disasters that should make you feel a bit better about your decision
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(Axios)
 
 
 
White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has come up with a cunning secret plan to catch staffers leaking information to the press, that's lifted from a Tom Clancy novel. And since you are reading about it here on Fark, you know how well it's working
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
Sister Alice claims she can resurrect Charlie Dodson and vindicate Emily, but such a turn is unlikely. Perry has to find out who killed Gannon, though Ennis will try to prevent that. The plots come to a head in Perry Mason, 9PM ET on HBO
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
CMU scientists employ artificial intelligence to automatically make your online written communication more mannered, polite and positive, less terse, impolite and neutral. k
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(Some nice smelling dog shampoos)
 
 
 
My dogs now smell like dryer sheets, and it's fantastic. What's your favorite shampoo to get rid of hound-stank?
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(Some nice smelling dog shampoos)
 
 
 
My dogs now smell like dryer sheets, and it's fantastic. What's your favorite shampoo to get rid of hound-stank?
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Sat July 11, 2020
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Bobcat kitteh lured into car with fish sandwich. Your dog wants a steak wrap
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Bobcat kitteh lured into car with fish sandwich. Your dog wants a steak wrap
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Old story: Quibi shows are unwatched, overweening embarrassments. New story: Quibi shows are pure Emmy bait and will be entered in all the short-form categories and will be expected to sweep
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada adds 952,900 jobs in June which is either 750,000 or 1,300,000 American. Subby was educated in the States so maths is hard
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"On this weekend in 1991." Check. Popular with white college kids then. Check. Nothing going on in their universe in 2020. Check. So you know what publication is down with it and wrote it
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
After lobbying, Catholic Church won $1.4 Billion in virus aid to help cover those pesky sex abuse payouts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I mean, who are you going to trust? A person who majored in education with multiple degrees and years of experience with kids - or a corporation looking to siphon tax dollars from cities using standardized tests? It's a difficult choice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pornhub has a Black Lives Matter category, and yes, it's indicative of the racist problem with porn
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"I want to make this clear - I will not send our kids and our education workforce into our schools unless it is safe to do so....I have made decisions based on science and facts to keep Michiganders safe since the beginning, and won't stop now" - That Woman from Michigan
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever you call it, the natural byproduct of human digestion - feces, fecal material, poo or poop - is a true indicator of internal health." Tag is for when you eat too much cheese
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Was this dog raised by cats?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rethidenth of Catalonia mutht wear mathkth in public platheth or fathe fineth of one hundred euroth
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
You know it's hot when swimming pools catch fire
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"When a catastrophic breakout didn't instantly materialize, a clear narrative emerged on Fox News: Florida was right and New York was wrong"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
*blink blink* HE MADE ME *blink blink blink blink* WRITE THIS. *blink blink* I AM FINE AND IN*blink blink* NO DANGER. *blink blink blink*
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
*blink blink* HE MADE ME *blink blink blink blink* WRITE THIS. *blink blink* I AM FINE AND IN*blink blink* NO DANGER. *blink blink blink*
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Wed July 08, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Meet a real-life cat burglar. BONUS: Named "Admiral Galacticat"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nearly 3 decades after finding it, archaeologists have finally gotten around to cataloging a 1,900-year-old thoroughly-flattened toy mouse found in England. No word on the cat who is probably still behind the sofa looking for it
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(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet Inheritance Cat, bringer of good luck (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
"Successful and Attractive Asian-Americans Campground" and "Civil War Losers Campground" just don't have that catchy ring to them in old Montana
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The parent of Lane Bryant, Ann Taylor, and Catherines is about to follow Brooks Bros. into backruptcy. Levi Strauss, Eddie Bauer, Calvin Klein, and somebody named Shoe Carnival are getting pretty antsy
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wide receiver makes greatest catch of career at scene of raging building fire
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(Patch)
 
 
 
COVID-19 could lead to 400 Starbucks locations closing, and that's just in your neighborhood
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
So how do butterfly caterpillars sustain their association with cocktail ants? Nutritious secretions. And who isn't tempted to skim off some profits from business partners once in a while?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cops put innocent NYC woman on 'WANTED' poster, also found a scared, unfriendly cat with no collar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katie Camlin, liquor store employee, scooped everyone with the big news
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump supporters aren't racist, you see, they just yearn for the time when uneducated white men were at the top and everyone else did as they were told
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someone took time to catalog all the meals eaten in each LOTR film, and prepared them all for feasting in a single banquet. And yes, there are po-ta-toes
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
If a dozen college students can spin up an accelerator in a few weeks, get nearly 200 applications, and select womxn, Black and Latinx founders to support, then what's everyone else's excuse?
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(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Florida Education Commissioner: Fark your quarantine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've never been on great terms with my mother-in-law; she constantly buys random, dirty, unsafe things she sees at yard sales for my daughter. Her four other grandkids get new toys and lavish vacations. Is she being a miserly biatch because of me?"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Human - 'I bought this thing for you.' Cat - 'I reject it on principle but accept the box it came in.'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry Mets fans hoping to rehear the glories of the 1980s teams on the radio, most of WFAN's Mike and the Mad-puppy's catalog has been destroyed
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
They always put ATMs in the most inconvenient locations
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Children need to be educated about racism
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's sound engineer discusses how she saved the artist's music from Universal's warehouse fire and curated the digital catalogue we're all enjoying now. Alright, who wants pancakes?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Republican county official, who also happens to be an editorial cartoonist, crafts sensitive and timely cartoon comparing a statewide mandatory mask order to getting on cattle cars. Who could possibly be offended?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan admits Korea has some good street food, so if you can't go to Seoul for your overseas vacation, Bandai unveils $23 kitchen gadgets to help make Korean cheese dogs and tornado potatoes at home
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie's parents discuss her education and how to best prevent her from setting anyone else on fire. Now available for reading in the thread, it's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Runaway teen located in Drain
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
We've finally located the center of the solar system. Yeah, it's the sun, kinda
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Prosperous country offering incentives to citizens from shiathole country to relocate
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bucking the trend, St. Catherines, Ontario is getting a new statue, to be sited on land that used to be a farm before the Motor Law
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to rethink your fishing methods if all you're catching is rusty hand grenades using magnets
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(TapInto)
 
 
 
The Sky's the limit on Caturday
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(Golocalprov)
 
 
 
Rhode Island uses eye-catching slogan in anti-overdose PSA: 'Did you know your drug dealer is vegan?' Well, I didn't see him at the public restroom I use for snorting, so I have no idea
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Fri July 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Deep in Mexico's Yucatán caves, scientists find evidence Native Americans mined red ochre pigment over 10,000 years ago. Difficulty: Caves now flooded by higher sea levels
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Hope you have a big skillet for that 112 lb. catfish
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Local TV station helpfully tells Americans how to catch COVID-19
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Communications boss at Boeing to Golightly away after writing sexist article about women in the military. Difficulty: 33 years ago
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
Video
 
The Owl and the Pussycat
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Sucks when boaters ignore SCUBA dive flags because they'll catch more than just fish. "We had a snapper on a spear and myself on a hook"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
My house, but not my cat
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
My house, but not my cat
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(Variety)
 
 
 
'Westworld' creators to make series that starts great, gets overly complicated, and ends oddly based on 'Fallout'
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman Leaves Her Cat Alone In The Yard, Comes Back To A Glitch In The Matrix
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Woman Leaves Her Cat Alone In The Yard, Comes Back To A Glitch In The Matrix
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It all started when the cat declared he was heading over for a drink
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Department of Education announced that they would stop employing Nelnet and Great Lakes to take student loans. It was a surprise for everyone- especially those companies
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"He was a regular guy who led an unremarkable life. Yet there's a whole museum dedicated to him"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
People desperate for a vacation despite the pandemic learning that the easiest way for resorts to make up for lost cash is charge ridiculous fees, like $14 for coffee and a minimum purchase of $90 before you can swim in the sea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Jr: "It's not 'too complicated to wear a mask.'" I'm Eric too busy eating paste to comment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump bails out on Alabama rally after realizing maybe people just might not want to catch the covid
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
NASA has created a stunning time-lapse of the Sun's activity over the last 10 years. It's better than Cats. Subby can watch it again and again and again
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides the middle of a pandemic which closed schools statewide is the best time to eliminate $29.4 million in funding for online education services
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: County commissioners designate Juneteenth as a holiday. News: And stops recognizing Columbus Day as a holiday. Fark: Franklin County Ohio, where Columbus Ohio is located
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Satanic Priest compares Black Lives Matter to "maggots and parasites" trying to create a "new species of human". My bad, it was a Catholic Priest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seagull performs a feat that would be like a human eating a house cat in a single gulp
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
For sale: Atlanta office/hotel complex. Located conveniently between Centennial Olympic Park and two world-class sports arenas. Transit train station attached. Namesake Chicken Noodle News not included
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
In the 'I'll believe it when if farkin' happens' category: Cadet Bone Spur is reportedly in a "fragile" mood and may drop out of 2020 race if poll numbers don't improve
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Get even more life out of that PS2 with this new hack allowing home brew code. Bonus, no modifications required
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
To tide you over until the Williams-Sonoma Christmas catalog comes out, here's Drew Magary's "The Hater's Guide to 'Gone with the Wind'"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Experiencing hard times? At least you're not a fish borne of eggs gobbled by a duck, which experience a harrowing journey of pummeling in the gizzard, being attacked by stomach acids, and then exiting unscathed in a duck's excrement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TV for cats. The kitty nightmare version
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Summer Vacation
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doctor dedicates his life to making the world a more beautiful place - one a**hole at a time. Maybe he should head to Washington, D.C
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds credit card spending at restaurants leading indicator for increases in COVID-19
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed: Sorry we got caught plagiarizing. We promise to stop filching lines from other publications. Duke sucks your dog wants here comes the caught sayof purple monkey dishwasher
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Dude finds caterpillars in his Tesco broccoli, documents raising them into butterflies.Subby found a lizard in their farmer's market broccoli and screamed like a leetle girl
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You know America has truly gotten soft when there are Facebook pages dedicated to people sharing stories of how they survived growing up without air conditioning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's crazy to think how close she was to being put down, and now she's the love of my grandparents' - and our entire family's - life. It's so worth it giving a special-needs cat a chance." Welcome to Caturday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's crazy to think how close she was to being put down, and now she's the love of my grandparents' - and our entire family's - life. It's so worth it giving a special-needs cat a chance." Welcome to Caturday
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK puppy believed stuck in rabbit hole for two weeks doesn't care, comes home for Caturday
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mmm, I could really go for some __________
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Quick, someone ask Trump if the parents of toddlers from his video are doing a good job. If you notice this article is from Advocate you might know where Subby is going with this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot will leave up lies, but will name them as lies - he's still equivocating on fake news. Must be part of his core programming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: No more overseas vacations or sporting events until 80 percent of you take my vaccine
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to shame barista now wants some of the GoFundMe raised for barista. Also farts out this gem: "It starts with coffee but it ends with digital certificates and forced vaccinations." thatescalatedquickly.jpg
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
World's worst cat causes fatal fire at distillery. With helpful pic of what a fire-starting cat who regrets nothing looks like
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
World's worst cat causes fatal fire at distillery. With helpful pic of what a fire-starting cat who regrets nothing looks like
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Eagles hire two dancers for the cheerleading squad. Oops, I meant to say, doctors. Eagles hire two doctors to shake their stuff. Medical education & brains take a back seat
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The transformation of a lost sick dog into a happy healthy pupper (Dust Warning, CAT 4)
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cats be all 'DUDE' after nipping it in the bud
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(Kotaku Australia)
 
 
 
Man sues Twitch for making girl gamers too sexy. Previously sued World of Warcraft for "walking" and tried to subpoena Depeche Mode and Winona Ryder to "explain the significance of alienation in Catcher in the Rye"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
No, NFL. Not even you will emerge from the COVID era unscathed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The chickens have come home to... murder (exclamation point)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The chickens have come home to... murder (exclamation point)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, counterfeiters are especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated detectives who investigate these felonies are part of an elite squad called the Counterfeit Crimes Unit. These are their stories
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
At an anti-mask party in Scottsdale Arizona, city council member cries out that he can't breathe as he suffocates on his own ignorance
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Catholic Church fires lesbian music director for marrying a woman, showing how they still care way too much about what kind of organs are being played
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Biden's possible VP picks could have major implications for the nation
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You know who likes cute furry creatures? Cute furry creatures (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
These indicators are meaningless to markets - please read on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost as if the Trump campaign thinks they can use any song they want without permission, as Brendon Urie of Panic At The Disco is the latest musical artist to tell the Trump campaign to go fornicate itself
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Time lapse video shows only 12 percent of people wearing masks as they take a Covid-cation in Myrtle Beach
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Tue June 23, 2020
(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
Meh: Climate change denial group posts false information on Facebook. Cool: Facebook's fact checkers flag it as false. WTF: Facebook overrules the fact checkers and categorizes climate change denial as "opinion" so it's immune to fact-checking
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Nosferatu would like you to know that BLM is going to steal your wife and children and confiscate your house
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(AZCentral)
 
Weeners
 
Arizona police officer voluntarily surrenders certification three years after tazing a handcuffed man in the genitals. See, the system works
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1940, Adolf Hitler toured Paris, at the start of yet another European vacation cut short by aggressive tourists from Russia, Great Britain, and the United States
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you like to collect?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It takes two parents, a baby, a cat, some peanut butter and a chewy treat to convince Phil to get into the bath
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden appears educated, informed and neat compared to Trump who appears annoyed, irritated and frustrated according to swing voters in not very important Pennsylvania
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google's ad revenue catches the virus, will drop for the first time
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When it comes to guarding watermelons, Pearl the kitty is your huckleberry
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When it comes to guarding watermelons, Pearl the kitty is your huckleberry
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cats can't read & get annoyed at their people/staff when they do. Attention must be paid
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers unseal catastrophic disease events in marine mammals. Yes, cetaceans are provided
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's advisers are worried that lifelong Catholic Biden could peel a few percentage points off the "because Jesus" voters overwhelming support for Trump, a man 66% of Americans perceive as "not religious at all", which would doom his re-election
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump reporter wears mask to Trump rally, gets booed and catcalled by Storm Trumpers and has to justify her decision
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Electric flying cars being tested at the location where the original Mad Max was filmed
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