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Sat July 24, 2021
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Big corporations, US history, top-selling albums, and Chinese propaganda are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 4-10 Tunnel Vision Edition
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Wed July 21, 2021
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"Better ten days of love than years of regretting." -Robert Jordan. Even worse is only having ten days to get your Fark Fiction Anthology submission finished. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, The Wheel of Procrastination and Regret edition
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What is your favorite fish?
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Tell us your most memorable experience at the beach
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Tue July 20, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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The most boring farking movie in existence?
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Sun July 18, 2021
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Just got a new dog on Sunday. For all you experienced dog owners, what do you wish you knew in the beginning?
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Sat July 17, 2021
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What little victories are you celebrating? Subby's lobby buzzer is finally working after superintendent fixed it...after 5 years
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Fri July 16, 2021
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What if: Treat technical/community colleges as an extension of the public education system. When somebody graduates high school they are guaranteed one fee-free Associate's degree attempt
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Thu July 15, 2021
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Finally Find fun and frolic festively for Fursday is here
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Those of you who have lost loved ones, did you ever speak with a medium to try to reach them? Would you consider doing this?
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Wed July 14, 2021
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"If the novels are still being read in 50 years, no one is ever going to say: 'What's great about that sixth book is that he met his deadline'" ―George R.R. Martin. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Still Waiting For That Sixth Book Edition
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Tue July 13, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Sun July 11, 2021
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What is your favorite cake?
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Hanging out in my back yard enjoying the unseasonably cool Texas weather. What are you doing now? Pic in thread
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Fri July 09, 2021
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Just watched Night Stalker, a documentary about serial killer Richard Ramirez. Do you think killers are born or raised? Why?
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Thu July 08, 2021
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Subby has a few hundred shares of AMC. Would like the top financial non-advisers at Fark,Fark, & Fark to tell him just how brilliant he is. (Difficulty: No real financial advice)
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It's your inaugural Fark Fursday Thread. Rawr
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Wed July 07, 2021
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"I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer." "What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?" ― Kurt Vonnegut, Cat's Cradle. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, selling drugs edition
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Fast food, '80s movies, real estate, and the Olympics are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 20-26: Home Repairs Edition
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Tue July 06, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Fri July 02, 2021
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Pop quiz hotshot: you have a three bone standing rib roast and a holiday weekend. What do you do?
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Wed June 30, 2021
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"Freedom is the content. Inevitability is the form." ― Leo Tolstoy, War and Peace. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, the Inevitable Lack of Content Edition
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80s bands, voice actors, medieval history, and The Queen's Birthday Honors are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 13-19 Targeted Ads Edition
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Tue June 29, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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What would be a petition you would like to see?
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Sun June 27, 2021
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In which we post animal gifs
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Sat June 26, 2021
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What is your favorite summertime food?
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Fri June 25, 2021
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Any Farkers missing Shameless? Pitch your idea for a (never-gonna-happen) spin-off series. So far Subby's come up with: "Kev & V Go To Kentucky", "Carl's Alibi", "Ian & Micky Adopt A Baby", and "Debbie Does Child Endangerment"
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Fark is a given, but how do you pronounce shiat? Enunciate to the right
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Thu June 24, 2021
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Can someone please explain to me why Sheetz hasn't hired Isiah Whitlock Jr. to do a commercial where he's looking at their menu and every time he see's an awesome item declares: "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetz"?
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Wed June 23, 2021
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Australian pizza, NASA projects, Coast Guard rescues, and breakfast cereal are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 6-12 Online Shopping Edition
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Submitter just realized he's running low on whiskey and out of vodka. Donations are encouraged in lieu of flowers
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Tue June 22, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon June 21, 2021
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What's your real life closest encounter with the paranormal?
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What is your favorite summer-themed (or at least a warm weathered-theme) song?
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Ever been told you look like someone you've never heard of? Subby got told he looks like a porn star yesterday (For the record, I don't look like this dude, except for the shaved head). Anyone else?
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Sat June 19, 2021
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Need advice on 3d modeling software for 3d printing. I have been using sketchup but have hit the limits of what it can do. I was going to learn fusion 360 but the new subscription model makes it useless. Is there a free / inexpensive replacement?
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Wed June 16, 2021
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"As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand." ―Ernest Hemingway. Meanwhile, I judge everything I write to be crap, and don't understand why I drunkenly bought a five pound bag of gummy bears online. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Frogs, diners, beer promotions, and Star Trek actors are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 30-June 5 The Razor Blade Model Edition
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From flank steak to extra firm tofu, and from pork belly to black beans to sea bass. What's your favorite protein to cook with, and how do you usually prepare it? Recipes welcome
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Tue June 15, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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So how was lunch?
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Mon June 14, 2021
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Web designer, with not a clue as to how the real world works, gives his baby boy a bonkers name to pay homage to his profession (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat June 12, 2021
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Have you ever participated in a TFD thread that was suddenly greenlit and it mortified you?
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Fri June 11, 2021
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We just had a deer in our back yard eating mulberries
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Thu June 10, 2021
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Regrets?
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Anybody in these here parts ever use the car auction site Bring a Trailer?
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Wed June 09, 2021
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Is there a song that really has changed your life?
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Florida Woman, Disneyland, snack foods, and kids books are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 23-29: Homemade Ice Cream Edition
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Tue June 08, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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If Leonardo Da Vinci had access to today's CGI/Photoshop technology, what would be the first thing he'd create? Silly answers preferred. Bonus points if you can post a pic of said creation
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Mon June 07, 2021
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What was the most white-trash moment you have ever witnessed? Difficulty: Nothing politically-related
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Sun June 06, 2021
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What useless superpower do you have? Subby regularly spontaneously teleports his keys, wallets, cellphones and pens to random other parts of his home. Still more impressive than Hawkeye and Black Widow
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Thu June 03, 2021
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Subby is in his club's version of the Belmont Stakes this Saturday. He is trying to come up with a good name for the horse on a stick. He has used Peaches, Hoof Hearted, and Colt Cobain before and is considering Admiral Sparky. Help with a name
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Subby has gone through 3 bluetooth dongles in the past 5 months. 2 out of 3 had sporadic connectivity issues and overall all 3 were disappointing up until they failed. Can anyone recommend a decent PC bluetooth solution that won't break the bank?
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Wed June 02, 2021
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"Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work." - Stephen King. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, sitting around and waiting edition
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While cleaning out the kids old playroom to convert it into a home office, Subby ripped out a bookshelf and found a lost book with a situationally appropriate title (DIT). What once lost and now found memories have you come across over the years?
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Okay, so picked up Witcher 3 on a Steam sale...but my current PC lacks the cojones. Need advice on what kind of PC to pick up that can run it without breaking the bank. Awkward tag since Advice went the way of the dodo
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Tue June 01, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon May 31, 2021
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Google your user name and fark. Post the headline and your comment from the top hit. Subby's is a random entertainment link from 4 years ago
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Sun May 30, 2021
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It's Memorial Day Weekend, and the grills are standing by. The smokers are at attention. The ribs at ready, but we're missing one thing: the perfect dry rub. What's your dry rub recipe?
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Sat May 29, 2021
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What is something you LOVE that everyone else HATES?
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Thu May 27, 2021
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I've been suffering a rash of sock-holes recently. Any recommendations on where to find durable plain-ass socks online?
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Tue May 25, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon May 24, 2021
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One, two, three, THREE elimination games on tap. A couple other ones too, but THREE. Shenanigans start at 7pm ET, but eliminations start at 8pm. To Andy, (raises glass) for that epic 'playing with himself' thread
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Idea for a new horror movie. The title is, "My Child Fell Asleep At 5:05pm"
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Tue May 18, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Thu May 13, 2021
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What would you spend eternity doing if you died and spent the rest of existance as a ghost?
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Wed May 12, 2021
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A headline on Fark \ Yes, it is Limerick Day \ nope, let's do Haiku. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, National Limerick Day Haiku edition
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Tue May 11, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Thu May 06, 2021
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Anyone here tried Noom? I'm normally pretty healthy but have really back slid over the last year. I'm really lacking motivation and hoping this app can help. Just curious to hear others experiences
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Tue May 04, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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What are the four least attractive words to come out of someone's mouth? Subby votes for "friend me on Facebook"
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Mon May 03, 2021
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I'm single and just don't generate enough dirty dishes to regularly use the dishwasher. How often should I run it just to keep the seals and everything in good shape?
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How many streaming channels are you currently paying for?
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Fri April 30, 2021
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I think i may have peaked as a photographer... DIT
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Having a rum and coke. Whatcha drinking Fark?
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Thu April 29, 2021
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What place on earth has the least mosquitoes and is reasonably livable? Subby would like to retire there some day
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Wed April 28, 2021
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This is your Fark Writer's Thread, sharp criticism and pointed observations edition
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Tue April 27, 2021
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Your phone has 1% of battery left, and you are (trapped) inside a sealed environment with enough air to last you 1 day. What will you do?
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Mon April 26, 2021
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Fark Vegas Odds: What's the moneyline on an introvert who misses lockdown so much they create a new virus to start a another pandemic just so that they can have an excuse to stay home?
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In announcing there were bagels in the break room, a co-worker suggested "Pop them in the microwave for about 8 seconds to warm it up a bit." Difficulty: there are both a toaster and toaster oven in the break room
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Wed April 21, 2021
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Write here, write now, there's no other place I'd rather be. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, timely edition
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Mon April 19, 2021
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What is the most ear-worm song or commercial out there?
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Should there be a 'national fast food tax' to encourage people to seek healthier dining options?
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What's the worst life advice you have ever received?
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Sat April 17, 2021
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"April 17, 2006. A date which will live in infamy" - Abraham Lincoln
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Thu April 15, 2021
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Is there a TV series that is no longer in production that you would like to bring back?
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Wed April 14, 2021
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"This angle isn't acute," Tom said obtusely. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, swift dialog edition
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Tue April 13, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Sat April 10, 2021
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Are you high as fark right now? Y/N
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Thu April 08, 2021
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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites. Here is your Thursday joke thread, so post a good joke no matter how corny it is
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Wed April 07, 2021
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A Non-Fungible Token for this week's writer's thread can also be purchased for the low, low price of submitter's self-respect, or you can just click on this link. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Non-Fungible edition
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Tue April 06, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Let's talk bread pudding. Do you like it wet or dry? Raisins? Caramel? Share your love, people. I've got a loaf to use up
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Wed March 31, 2021
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The past week saw the passing of a legendary writer, Beverly Cleary, who brought happiness to many of us and made the world a better place. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, In Memoriam Edition
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What is a food or drink that is now defunct that you wish they would bring back?
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Tue March 30, 2021
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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If its acceptable to let kids read the bible, why is it wrong for them to watch the porns?
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What's your favorite non-traditional condiment? (no mustard, ketchup, mayo, or hot sauce)
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Sat March 27, 2021
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Soon they won't be requiring masks where I'm at, partner doesn't think there's any point to wearing masks if clients won't. Any thoughts?
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I'm about to turn 50 and have not had a midlife crisis. Which means I will live to be at least 100
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Fri March 26, 2021
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Tease us all on Fark with a secret only you know
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