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headlines found matching 'Capital punishment'
Fri July 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Death row inmate found dead after execution date set. Which I guess makes it kinda like that 'use or freeze by' date on bacon
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Wed July 14, 2021
(High Noon in space)
 
 
 
Describe the plot of a sci-fi, fantasy, or horror film in a single sentence for others to guess the title
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not sure whether this is amusing, maddening, or just plain depressing in its empty sadness and impotent anger
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Tue July 13, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
And now for today's "We prosecuted an innocent man and sent him to prison for a murder he didn't commit. Whoopsie daisy" story
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Fri July 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Garland: Look, we know Trump loved killing people, but we're gonna need to put the brakes on this until we figure out why we put the pedal to the metal
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Derek Chauvin sentencing is tomorrow. Betting the over/under to the right. George Floyd is still the "under"
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
This has to be an aristocrats skit, because there is no way this could get any more absurd
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Thu June 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: South Carolina wants to stop executing people in the electric chair. Fark: but only until they can arrange a firing squad
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: South Carolina wants to stop executing people in the electric chair. Fark: but only until they can arrange a firing squad
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"It's been getting hotter outside. There are tons of popsicles in America, and when they get too hot, it can be a real problem. Sorry, did I say popsicles? I meant prisons with no air conditioning," John Oliver slamming inhumane prison conditions
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Not only are there no actual hitmen on the Internet, but, even if there WERE, they would NOT work on lay-a-way
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Thu June 10, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, when you're known only as "El Chapo's Wife," what the hell else are you supposed to do except run his business while he's in prison?
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
If you're not safe walking in Plainview, where are you safe
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's a Family Affair
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mexican family unhappy with neighboring pool
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Tue June 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Exactly how many decapitated bodies is considered an "exceptionally high" number?
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Arizona goes full Nazi. Literally.
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Arizona goes full Nazi. Literally.
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is something you LOVE that everyone else HATES?
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peter Griffin has really let himself go
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Tue May 25, 2021
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's defense team argues that his deeply seated conservative beliefs make him ineligible for the death penalty
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof's defense team argues that his deeply seated conservative beliefs make him ineligible for the death penalty
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas is now executing people by drawing and quartering. Prove me wrong
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Mon May 17, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Regrets? This man has ... one
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Robert Durst, the guy who confessed to murder in the greatest documentary ending ever, has asked for an indefinite postponement of his murder trial on the grounds that he has untreated bladder cancer and will be stone dead soon enough
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Murderer doing a life sentence in a non-death penalty state realizes he's got a "freebie" and decides to cash it in by killing his child-rapist cellmate
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Wed May 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Judge determines that there were multiple aggravating factors in the Derek Chauvin trial. Welcome to the party, pal
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The best Stephen King endings. IT curiously missing from list
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Thu May 06, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
South Carolina to distribute shots more effectively than any other state, guarantees no chance of catching Covid afterward
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Wed May 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Unrepentant white supremacist, who shot and killed three people outside a Jewish community center in 2014, has just made the appeal of his death sentence moot
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Atlanta Black Star)
 
 
 
Cop appeals 20 year sentence. Judge: "Lol, you found out"
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Who wants to look inside Derek Chauvin's new forever home?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
You would think a murder/dismemberment trial would hold your interest enough to keep you awake
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Narcocat. Narcocat. Does whatever a narcocat does... which is to traffic narcotics. Bad kitty
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And they started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And they came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall and said "You're our GOP"
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Old: Suez canal blocked by giant ship... New: Amsterdam canal blessed with giant pink cake
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