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Tue October 13, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Officer charged after drinking 12 beers and *checks notes* "putting his booger picker on the bang maker." Article to the left. More euphemisms to the right
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Mon October 12, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
This house in Riverside, California wins Halloween, hands down
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Firearms stocks are firing on all cylinders
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Tue September 29, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Watch as I fire through our own windshield
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man builds candy-shooting cannon robot to keep trick-or-treating alive, find Sarah Connor
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian air force proves its superiority to USAF by shooting down state-of-the art Su-30 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
America is stocking up for the coming civil war
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Fri September 04, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former NRA second-in-command to New York Attorney General: "You've only uncovered the tip of the corruption iceberg"
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NRA former chief of staff comes clean that the "school shield" idea was total marketing bullshiat to sell more guns. Also he believes in expanded background checks. Also the NRA is just full of terrible, terrible human beings
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Fri August 28, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Another thing black kids can't do without having multiple cops point their guns at them... is playing tag outside where they live
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4 p.m. ET - It's the Fark News Livestream. Kim Jung Un may have died? Cannonball run records have been broken. Aliens might be trying to contact us. And Florida
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Sat August 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Two of Larry King's children have died in the past three weeks. In other news, Larry King is still alive
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Fri August 21, 2020
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
During the COVID-19 lockdown, the Cannonball Run Challenge record falls again. November 2019 record holders Arne Toman and Doug Tabbutt regain the crown with a time of 25 hours, 39 minutes
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Proud Boys" and other right-wing fascists are starting to get their asses kicked when they show up at protests
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Some Sad Guy)
 
 
 
A snarky gun-beats-cannon headline might have worked if the neighbor hadn't shot and killed a five-year old
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Thu August 13, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Spectators allowed back in MLS stadium. So what kind of people would attend a game in the first place? The type that boos and throws debris on the pitch when players kneel during the anthem
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"God's caliber [.45] went through my scrotum, mattress, boxspring, and floor"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't let Obama have all that airtime. Trump abruptly calls press conference/roundtable to discuss plasma. Energy sword and fuel rod cannon notably absent. 3pm ET
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
And the Lord God spoke to Benjamin and said, "Build thee an ark. Well, more like a 'party barge.' You can use your old lawn mower engine. Oh, and put a water cannon on it 'cause that'll be super-sweet." The word of the Lord
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Mon July 20, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York woman tries solving illegal fireworks problem "without cops" to avoid 'a heavy-handed police response', fails
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Fed promised it would fire a "money cannon" of $trillions in cheap credit to keep US businesses afloat during the pandemic. Reality: $12mil
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
CBS fires the Cannon
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Herald Mail Media)
 
 
 
Well, he got the "playing cop" part right
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"They took my AR"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Semi-automatic potato cannon. Sweet
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Thu July 02, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man, the Confederates haven't had their asses whipped this bad in Richmond since 1865
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