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Wed May 12, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Ahmadinejad decides I'marunagain. Kinda want?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
A swing-voter focus group warns republicans that ousting Liz Cheney will bite the GOP in the ass
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. According to one of the NYC mayoral candidates, the median price for a home in Brooklyn is around $100,000. Hurry up and grab one before they're all gone
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
After six rounds of ballot counting, the VA GOP manages to squeeze out a gubernatorial candidate--a Trump-humping Christian who's never held office and sold himself as a swamp-draining outsider. Shine on, you crazy diamonds
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Mon May 10, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary proves it's the FL of the north. Mayoral candidate "Johnston is currently facing an assault charge in B.C., hate crimes charges in Ontario and attempted to get the addresses of AHS employees with threats to show up at their homes armed"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"It is time to create contracts all users can understand," says PhD candidate who's clearly not familiar with JDs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tories push to change voting systems after "too many" Labour candidates won mayoral spots
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
The Virginia GOP is going through a Trumpian convention for its gubernatorial candidate
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
To keep a PhD candidate from "cheating" at her doctoral defense, for which she has spent years preparing, her defense committee chair asks that she pan her camera around her bedroom. PhD candidate and the committee's external have a problem with this
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Candidate running on Civil Rights issue. Running to make political affiliation a protected class, so that Conservatives can't be deplattformed. Not sure she understands the First Amendment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Unexpectedly self-aware chaos goblin running as the self-described "chaos candidate" in race for Chairmanship of the South Carolina GOP
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP candidate shocked to learn that guys claiming to be Jan 6th security detail ripped her off
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The World Championship match is set. It's the Mozart of Chess vs the Manbun of Chess
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Mon April 26, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Glenn Close's Oscar twerk was scripted
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico: Democrats lose election ... won by a Democrat
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Virginia goobernatorial candidate Amanda Chase said that the Derek Chauvin verdict "makes me sick". Still looking for Amanda Hugginkiss to weigh in
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Transportation, festivals, shoes, actors, and beer are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 4-10 Time to Mow the Yard Edition
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Bolton trying to prove that Trump doesn't own the GOP and maintain his own unblemished record for always being wrong
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Webby Awards nominate three undisputed digital behemoths
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Mon April 19, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's not easy being Green, especially if you're hoping to become Germany's next chancellor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Republicans fret over divisive candidates" thatsthejoketimesinfinity.jpg
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The likely GOP candidates in Pennsylvania's open Senate race come in three familiar flavors: anti-Trump, Trumpy and Trumpiest." Worst. Flavor choices. Ever
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut lawmakers approve age discrimination bill that would block employers from asking job candidates their date of birth, graduation years. Also, CT employers are apparently unable to add up the number of years you've been at previous jobs
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
There's Something About Mary. And yes, this belongs here and not the entertainment tab
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Even in the corrupt atmosphere of NJ politics, faking EVERY SINGLE SIGNATURE on your primary ballot petition is a bridge too far
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Tue April 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooo
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Zoinks Matt Gaetz accused of running a g-g-g-ghost candidate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sery Kim, a Korean-American GOP candidate for Congress who said of Chinese immigrants, "I don't want them here at all," has gotten exactly the support from her fellow Trumpers that you would expect (NSFW text)
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Wisconsin school superintendent candidate learns a Betsy DeVos endorsement isn't quite the gold star you'd assume
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Why would an Arizona congressional candidate launch his campaign in the Pacific Northwest? D.B. Cooper, of course
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans were smart enough to not say the quiet parts out loud? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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Thu April 01, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As if it's even possible, Scots political candidate outshines Republicans in the US, claims Covid is 'possibly related' to gay marriage
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico wants you to know if you elect a progressive candidate Mayor your city won't have working fire hydrants. SVR
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yakima City Council candidate arrested on suspicion of assault, harassment, and malicious mischief. No word if "Yakima Sax" was playing in the background
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Republican mayoral candidate who called the media "Fake News" when they questioned his county residency has been charged with election crimes for falsifying his voter registration
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump loyalists are popping up as candidates in 2022 Senate contests creating a headache for the GOP which fears they could stop them from retaking the chamber
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
News: Israeli election almost finalized. Not news: The pro- and anti-Bibi camps are again split. Fark: The side that wins might be decided by an Islamist political party with only four seats
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Current GOP candidates for Roy Blunt's seat are a disgraced former governor, veterans' charity scammer, serial sexual abuser, and full blown MAGAloon, and the other guy who's just a Trumphumper
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump didn't include Mike Pence in his list of 'very good' Republicans and possible 2024 presidential candidates
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate learns you can't beat a prison sentence the way you beat your 11 year old son when you think he stole your drugs
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"One of her aides was telling any donor who would listen that Trump was going to endorse her and that left him annoyed"
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
A political fight over painkillers could upend Biden's FDA pick
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Tue March 16, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Glenn Close makes history, earns Oscar and Razzie nominations for the same role
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Mon March 15, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald: "I would consider Steve Bannon to be socialist. I would consider the 2016 iteration of Donald Trump the candidate to be a socialist, based on what he was saying. I would consider Tucker Carlson to be a socialist"
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Thu March 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Activist investors try to take over Kohl's board of director, but drop their count from 9 to just 5 in exchange for $50k in Kohl's Cash and some Levi's BOGO coupons valid next week only
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tegna please
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Tue March 09, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that it is clear that the "A" train does not go to the Bronx, Andrew Yang tops Democratic candidates for NYC mayor
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Titans trade their first-round pick last year and a future 7th-round pick to the Miami Dolphins in exchange for a future 7th-round pick
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Someone offers to pay you $1,000 to play cornhole? Subby fell for that once. ONCE
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump claims he will travel to Alaska to defeat Sen. Lisa Murkowski. Vintage: back in 2010, Murkowski got re-elected to US Senate as a write-in candidate despite losing to a primary challenger backed by the Tea Party and Sarah Palin
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Thu March 04, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Oh please oh please oh please oh please
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here's how some complete incompetent nutter like Marjorie Taylor Greene could win again
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here's how some complete incompetent nutter like Marjorie Taylor Greene could win again
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
St. Louis now officially "vote early/vote often"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"We are voters who elected him into office to do a job...you worship your candidate like a God, and we don't"
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Haiku: Ha ha ha ha ha Loser polls at 55 Ha ha ha ha ha
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The first major award show of the pandemic is here, and thankfully Ricky Gervais is nowhere in sight. It's the 78th annual Golden Globes with bicoastal hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, 7 PM ET on NBC
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Sat February 27, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
In move that will surely not produce unintended consequences, Minneapolis hires six social media influencers to send messages targeted to communities of color during Derek Chauvin trial
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
North Dakota decides transparency is for suckers and we don't need to see any vote totals before the Electoral College meets. Do they think we don't already know they're going to pick the Republican?
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donny says Donald is going to jail
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report on, let's find out why Tom Morello never cuts his guitar strings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a very interesting pattern emerging in Joe Biden's cabinet nominees, where the white ones seem to be sailing through their confirmations while all the people of color seem to be getting put through the ringer. Yes, "interesting"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The average tenure for Illinois' House 13th Ward seat is over 25 years
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The average tenure for Illinois' House 13th Ward seat is over 25 years
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Wed February 24, 2021
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
One of the Kardashian babydaddies is releasing a new hard seltzer. No, not the presidential candidate, the other one
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Virginia gubernational candidate presents herself as "Trump in heels" despite having no history of bankrupting casinos, collaborating with Russia, or sexually assaulting other women whatsoever
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats point out the Senate's hypocrisy in confirming acid-tongued white men like Brett Kavanaugh, Richard Grenell, and Jeff Sessions while rejecting comparatively polite non-white women like Neera Tanden and Deb Haaland
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Staten Island GOP is down to mining the old Fresh Kills Landfill site for candidates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Tanden has apologized for her tart language. Senators - not just Manchin but also Republicans - should accept that and vote to confirm her." By...Hugh Hewitt? What is this I can't even
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
VA GOP hasn't won a statewide election since 2009 and lost the majority in the state legislature just over a year ago. Let's see how they're planning their comeback this off-year election
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Self-styled law talking guy tries to word salad his way to Lin Wood levels of craziness. Bonus points for publicizing a domain he doesn't own, with predictable results
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(Politico)
 
 
 
PA GOP Senator Pat Toomey is retiring and Trump loyalist are already saying "Any candidate who wants to win in Pennsylvania in 2022 must be full Trump MAGA". In a state Trump lost. Bold strategy Cotton
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Make America Florida Again
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Don't ever change, Todd
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Thu February 11, 2021
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Here's Marco Rubio five years ago, warning us about Donald Trump's incendiary rhetoric could get someone hurt or killed. "This is what happens when a leading Presidential candidate goes around feeding into a narrative of anger and bitterness"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they have found a portal to the fifth demension, though to get there you need to go up,up, and away in a beautiful baloon
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Twice-losing Ohio GOP U.S. Senate Candidate goes full Trumpanzee: "2020 election was STOLEN from President Trump"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Survivor candidate waiting to be voted off Island. Or not. Jupiter, Fla resident imagines she has input on Mar-a-Lago vote
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Tue February 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Grandfather of the Year candidate gets three years probation for killing his granddaughter
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Mon February 08, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
AI can automatically reject job applicants who say "I" more than "we", have breasts, or speak with a Scottish accent
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(BBC)
 
 
 
AI can automatically reject job applicants who say "I" more than "we", have breasts, or speak with a Scottish accent
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eric Bieniemy has no job right now, because no one believed Eric Bieniemy would be unemployed right now
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Sun February 07, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club
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Sat February 06, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
MAGA candidate for Virginia governor promises that she will stop the state's epidemic of marijuana deaths (update: she claims the Twitter account is fake)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Stephen King calls Hunter Biden's new book "heartbreaking" and "gorgeous." No word if it botches the ending
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Some Federal Election Commission)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Fetterman files
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Wed February 03, 2021
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
US Soccer Hall Of Fame list narrowed to 40 candidates. Leading the way are orange slices at halftime, post-game pizza party, and participation trophies for all
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Skynet finds more than 1,200 gravitational lensing candidates in our search for dark matter, its search for our dark fate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"You walk into this beach house and everything was 'Titanic': 'Titanic' towels, 'Titanic' poster, 'Titanic,' you know, everywhere." Thanks, Mom
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
The UK's media regulation may fall under the purview of a former Daily Mail editor
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Wed January 27, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Due to neither reaching the 2% of votes needed in the 2020 election, the "Constitution" and "Green" parties are no longer recognized in North Carolina
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ohio GOP wants to make Gym Jordan a senator
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
This just in from the 'good luck with that' dept: Former NJ candidates and activists join a federal lawsuit to take their election ballot design out of the corrupt party machines' hands
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So the choice is vote to acquit to stop Trump from running as a third party candidate or vote to convict so he can't run as either a third party or GOP candidate
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
America, one day into the Biden administration: Wait, Trump? That orange guy with the weird hair and reality show? He was president? Oh, come on. How stupid do you think I am?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"You know, you're the savior, because if you had not nominated Joe Biden, we would not be having this transfer of power today." With bonus pic of Clyburn and GWB taking a selfie
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Tue January 19, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Multiculturalism is bad, says potential 2024 candidate of the definitely-not-racist party
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Texas man and potential Father of the Year candidate worried that his children might turn him in to the FBI for his participation in the insurrection, warns them that "traitors get shot"
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Tory mayoral candidate thinks the homeless can save $7000 for downpayment on a house
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