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Thu August 18, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's master troll endorsements shake up two NY Dem primaries, flailing arms and all
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Wed August 17, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lisa Murkowski prepares for her showdown on Kashyyyk
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
I won't debate you because the media portrays me as radical
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
I won't debate you because the media portrays me as radical
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Oz debate Fetterman? No, hell no, dark no --or-- I came here to debate Oz & eat Crudite, and I'm all out of Crudite
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(Consequence)
 
 
 
Boy Meets City Council
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Tue August 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
And she called Diane Feinstein and Chuck Grassley a couple of young whippersnappers who need to get off her prato
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
During the debate, it appeared that during candidate Palin's time the penis drawing on the zoom bomb entered a vagina
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Sat August 13, 2022
(AOL)
 
Hero
 
After years of battling unauthorized use of his anthem by GQP candidates, Dee Snider is now offering to sing it for Beto O'Rourke
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Wed August 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A video has surfaced from ancient times that shows how the Right felt about the FBI investigating a presidential candidate
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Tue August 09, 2022
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Located high in the Smokey Mountains, Cocke County Commissioner election blaze new territory as both candidates knotted at 420 votes each. We'ed vote if we could for this kushy job. Marijuana
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
IL GOP Candidate for Governor: When I said abortions were worse than the Holocaust, my Jewish friends said I was totally right. We cool now?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The GOP is having a difficult time recruiting quality candidates because quality candidates don't want to kiss Trump's ring
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Sat August 06, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
One of the impeachment ten wins primary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Buried lede: wacko Doug Mastriano, GOP candidate for PA Governor, is polling 8 points behind Democrat Josh Shapiro
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Wed August 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
GOP candidate for governor in New York is down by as many as 14 points in the polls. New York Post: "So you're telling me there's a chance?"
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri shows its still angling for its own FARK tag as police respond to 40-person brawl at St. Louis County polling station, reports of candidates trying to run each other down. "This is unusual. We don't normally have stuff like this"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gun-toting toad Mark McCloskey got his arse handed to him on a silver platter with garnishes and trimmings in the Missouri GOP Senate Primary
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Tue August 02, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona candidate focused on 'Stop the Steal' encouraged followers to steal voting pens
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate loses primary
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed candidate wins primary
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Squid Game to become video game
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Mon August 01, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
Hero
 
Kari Lake's campaign attempts to spar with Dee Snider, but he's not gonna take it. No, he ain't gonna take it
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Sat July 30, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Candidate who dropped out of Wisconsin Democratic Senate primary finds himself with $584k in airtime he already paid for, decides to run $584k in attack ads against the guy he hates -- Ron Johnson
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pelosi sees no problem with a legitimate strategy designed to elect more Democrats even if it may end up electing more extreme Republicans
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Wed July 27, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And this, our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything. For it's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There's a They Might Be Giants "it's New Jersey not Pennsylvania / nobody's business but the Turks" riff in here somewhere
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When your party's Star candidate is a former drug addict with an unknown number of secret children, and a history of severe mental illness whose own advisers are terrified of letting him debate, you don't exactly have a "deep bench"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Fetterman's meme attacks on Dr. Oz, while mildly amusing to those of a lesser intelligence than I, do not live up to the lofty ideals I maintain in my mind about what politics should be and are therefore wrong and make him a bad candidate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"For motorcycle shop owner and political candidate Jeff Martin, inside-out day at his granddaughter's elementary school was a bridge too far. "Tags are supposed to go on the inside of shirts"
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Tue July 26, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Why do networks air the Emmys, which their crappy shows never win any awards on? Just a guess, but maybe the answer is in the kind of "It worked in 1970 when I started out at the network" decision-making that leads to their crappy shows
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
AZ GOP Senate candidate absolutely loses his mind when Fox News asks him basic questions
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
News: Republicans demand Democrats denounce armed assassination attempt on candidate for governor. Fark: suspect was only armed with a plastic cat keychain. Ultrafark: suspect was drunk and had no idea the victim was a politician
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
ESPN: Sorry women ESPY award nominees, we gave your seats to Jon Hamm and Lil Wayne
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NH Libertarian candidate has bold new thoughts about reparations
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(Empty Wheel)
 
 
 
So about that DOJ memo. If it seemed familiar, it's because the AG releases the same one every year and then proceeds to prosecute political candidates
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Online candy retailer is hiring Chief Candy Officer for $100,000 a year, will be in charge of trying all new candies. Sweet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember when GQP candidate Herschel Walker admitted to having personality disorders? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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Mon July 18, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate who works at an adult bookstore isn't even the weirdest part of the story
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Sun July 17, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Paging Dr. Oz to the burn ward"
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Sat July 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge revokes indicted Colorado clerk Tina Peters' arrest warrant because ignorance of the law is a pretty good excuse
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Fri July 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Only JD Vance could grift Ohio and still wind up a quarter of a million in debt
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Thu July 14, 2022
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Wisconsin governor candidate won't rule out decertification, although there's really not all that much sand in Wisconsin so it's probably not going to happen
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Big Gretch smash
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NY State candidate for Congress with a convicted sex offender on his payroll: "He did something sinful but otherwise has been a good man," Oh, he also said Hitler is "the kind of leader we need"
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
For all those people who have been grousing that Rhea Seehorn should have been nominated for an Emmy by now
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The womb is the only organ in a woman's body that serves no specific purpose to her life or well-being." Next up: you owe us a kidney, because you don't need two
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Mon July 11, 2022
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
OK, which state is the worst for women in the entire country? The answer might shock you. I mean, it's always on the worst ____ lists but never at the top. So congrats to our dark horse candidate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang apparently took up celebrity fart huffing after his electoral loss
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Sat July 09, 2022
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
America 2022 summed up in one simple headline: "Democratic Candidate Whose Opponent Punched Her Is Now Being Challenged By a Man Who Wore Blackface"
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Young people: The parties are out of touch. We need new better candidates. Also young people: Vote in a primary? Why the fark would I do that?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Latest GOP election strategy? Campaigning to be the worst
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Missouri Senate Candidate Crazy SEAL wants you to know that he has an army behind him and he's coming for you and everyone you care about. "I approve this message"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
AZ GOP candidate releases ad saying he needs an assault rifle with 30-round capacity in case democrats in the KKK come after him. None of this is an exaggeration of the ad
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the 25 most influential music videos of all-time. Not a single worthy candidate was left off this list
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Tue July 05, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yes, Trump is "good TV" but he's also kinda an existential threat to our democracy, so MAYBE the "news" networks could stop giving him so much free airtime to sell his brand of crazy
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Mon July 04, 2022
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
MAGA terrorists threaten Arizona elections officials into resignation
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Make America Tantrum Again
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Sat July 02, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well that seems totally above board
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate candidate who got 9% of vote refuses to concede
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Wanted: tech talent. Must be comfortable with Nazi rhetoric, getting stiffed for paychecks, and trying to scrub the stench off your resume after the fact"
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Wed June 29, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Secretary of State candidate who refuses to believe Trump lost loses primary, refuses to believe she lost
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC judge candidate accuses her opponent of being a fire breathing clown, which isn't really an attack because he actually is a fire breathing clown
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Remember the GOP candidate from yesterday who downplayed the likelihood of rape resulting in pregnancy? Ginni Thomas donated $500 to her campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Begun, the Hillary 2024 whispers have
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No rapes have ever occurred, especially in North Carolina's 3rd Congressional District according to a candidate to take over Louie Gohmert's spot as the dumbest member of Congress
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Post-Roe NPR poll: Dems surge to seven-point lead on generic ballot
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Sat June 25, 2022
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Jeann Lugo, RI Senate candidate and attacker of black, female political opponents, goes down in the 2nd round
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Candidate for state office in RI was punched in the face by her cop rival at an abortion rally
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yeah, about that job offer"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Yeah, about that job offer"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 121 of WW3: Ukraine has to withdraw from Severodonetsk. Orcs gaining advantage in eastern Ukraine. EU leaders agree to grant Ukraine and Moldova candidate status for EU membership. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Swiss gold refiners say they didn't import those 3 tons of mystery yellow shiny pliable Russian metal. It just showed up on their doorstep in the middle of the night, lost and lonely. Ya, that's the fahrkarte
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Once a rising star, former Democratic candidate for Governor of Florida Andrew Gillum hits the Chandrasekhar limit
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"One thing is clear from the picture: Woods' injured right leg - which, at one point, had been a candidate for amputation - is noticeably different than his left leg"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
A record number of LGBTQ candidates are running for Congress. GOP counters by running a record number of candidates who want to have sex with underage girls
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Today's candidate for most irrelevant article: Harry Styles has a Gucci Collection
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That AZ gov candidate who attacked drag queens but then turns out to have done drag and was friends with drag queens. Well, she's fighting back by calling the media the "enemy of the people". Guess where she got her start. G'wan. Guess
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver provides a rundown of the MAGA midterm candidates who promise to stage a better coup in 2024
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kari Lake, Arizona GOP's rightwing candidate for governor, did her time as a drag queen. Why yes, there are photos
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Vaccinated candidate backs out of debate because of requirement to prove he's vaccinated. Let's face it, Andrew Giuliani wants to be a victim more than he wants to be elected
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Sat June 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Shields Down
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Fri June 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP congressional candidate Carl Paladino: Black Americans are "hungry and dumb," "conditioned" to vote for Democrats, and "you can't teach them any better"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 114 of WW3: EU Commission suggests Ukraine become EU candidate. Putin makes a speech in St. Petersburg today. Over 1,300 civilians died during battle of Mariupol. Conditions occupied city now "medieval." It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Spun)
 
 
 
Browns fan Condoleezza Rice is taking the same approach towards Deshaun Watson as she did to the fact that we couldn't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
A new super PAC has amassed a huge war chest to spend on behalf of New Jersey Republican congressional candidate Bob Healey Jr., and most of the money comes from one mega-donor....his mom
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 5 states that probably matter the most in 2024 (PA, MI, AZ, GA, NV), pro-"Big Lie" QAnon endorsed candidates for Governor or Secretary of State have won their primaries in 3 of them, and might win the 4th
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Arizona Senate candidate who is a firm "Anti-China" zealot is found to have business dealings with guess who?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge to MI Gov candidate: So you spent millions of your own money on the race and think you deserve a spot on the ballot? Welp, you should have paid your canvassers more, they might have gotten you legitimate signatures on your nominating petition
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Farkers in accounting care to weigh-in on why so many senior jobs in industry require Big 4 experience? It seems like a fairly arbitrary way to exclude otherwise perfectly qualified candidates
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: The Sandy Hook lawsuits bankrupted me, so I don't have to pay. Federal Judge: Yeah, about that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chickenshiat vaccinated candidate backs out of NY Gov. primary GOP debate to appeal to unvaccinated chickenshiat base
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Sun June 12, 2022
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Anyone going to watch the Tony Awards? There'll be singing and dancing and theater people and you can't get much cooler than that. 8PM ET on CBS
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Sat June 11, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
TFG twists the knife in Mo Brooks' back one last time
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Thu June 09, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Remember Kandiss Taylor, the GOP "Jesus, guns and babies" gubernatorial candidate who only got 3.4% of the vote during the primary? Yep, she's refused to concede
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's US Senate candidate Blake Masters attacking a 73 year old man. I would list the political party that he belongs to, but you already guessed it
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Senate candidate releases his first general election ad on Fark's least favorite cable news network
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Franken is good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it he's gonna win the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate in Iowa
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Tue June 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fetterman's heel
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump will announce his "Fleecing of the Rubes, 2024" campaign "soon"
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Mon June 06, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California voter guide candidate statement contains sweeping expression on current status of politicians and politics. Pic in thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump endorsed AZ Senate candidate says the U.S. has a gun violence problem: "Black people, frankly"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Montana state GOP legislative candidate falsifies signature on his ballot to "test the system." He's definitely testing whether the system will convict him of the ensuing felony
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Snyder resigns. As usual, Washington Commanders fans get their hopes up but just end up disappointed
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Sun June 05, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson realizes no one has confidence in him
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In other news, 76% of Republicans are blithering idiots
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Wed June 01, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker dares to speak ill of the Fanta Menace
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Tue May 31, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Coming soon, the newest GQP conspiracy theory: 37,000 Georgia Democrats committed election fraud by voting in the GQP primary to knock out Trumper candidates. Oh, that's called crossover voting and it is perfectly legal? HA. Proof of the deep state
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Colombia learns a lesson in democracy
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Some Totally Innocent Guy)
 
 
 
Statements that might raise an eyebrow on your campaign literature: "I have never sexually assaulted anyone" and "I do look at children but I look at children in a proper way"
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Thankfully, we've only a few anti-choice democrats
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The Michigan Board of State Canvassers has removed 19 candidates from the August 2nd ballot for reasons ranging from petition errors to fraud
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Thu May 26, 2022
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Michigan state house candidate Jacky Eubanks (R - ights? What rights?) says she wants the state to ban birth control. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican candidate for the Senate in GA Herschel Walker on whether there should be new gun laws after yesterday's mass shooting: "What I like to do is see it and everything and stuff"
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has reappeared to deliver the 'crude reality' to Trump fans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One of Pence's nuts sorta almost kinda slipped out of Mother's purse for a fraction of a second
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One of Pence's nuts sorta almost kinda slipped out of Mother's purse for a fraction of a second
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
So why isn't it prosecuted for failing to register as a PAC?
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Sat May 21, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why bother hiring anyone when job interviewees will do it for free?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why bother hiring anyone when job interviewees will do it for free?
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump has had tremendous success as an endorser of candidates, unless you count all the people he's endorsed who got their asses kicked, and HE certainly doesn't
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ban abortion? MAGA state senate candidate goes one better, she would ban all birth control
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Alex Gray (no (R)eservations) Oklahoma candidate running for a U.S. Senate seat has promised to disestablish reservations in the state if he is elected. Paul Revere and the Raiders do not approve
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Old news: Wells Fargo opened fake accounts. New News: Wells Fargo staged fake job interviews
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Math is hard for Herschel Walker's campaign
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why use ten words when the first two will suffice?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Dan Orlovsky has found the end of his current role at ESPN, but will run through this new zone with his latest promotion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
....and cue the Orange Menace beginning early production of The Big Lie II: Fight for Oz
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lawyer argues - with a straight face, mind you - that disgraced Detroit politician who is ineligible for public office for another 10 years should still be allowed on a ballot, even if she can't win
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic former stripper and Rudy Giuliani fart aficionado disqualified from running for office in Michigan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That time the newly nominated GOP candidate for PA governor tried to storm the Capitol and was caught on tape
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lexington, KY district advances a candidate who vows to stop sending aid to "Ukrainian Nazis". And then there is the Republican
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The same FEC that just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ in response to Trump laundering hundreds of millions of dollars in campaign funds through cut out corporations, is dogging a House candidate in FL for paying her $600 electric bill with campaign funds
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans may cause a constitutional crisis in 2024 after chosing their extremist candidate for Pennsylvania governor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ultra-MAGA insurrectionist Doug Mastriano wins GQP nom for PA Governor. Says if elected, he will pick a secretary of state who's description sounds very much like Mein Pillow Guy
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pennsylvania GOP primaries haven't yet started, but the finger pointing has already started as to who is responsible for losing the governor's seat this fall. Is it MAGA, or Ultra-MAGA?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finally an appeal I can get behind
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Nothing says today's GOP like a candidate wrapping his Escalade with a photo of him committing a crime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz got his way and unlimited grift of campaign funds is now approved by the Supreme Court
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Sat May 14, 2022
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Major newspaper refuses to endorse any Republicans in advance of primary election: "How do you find points of agreement when you can't reach common ground on facts so basic that they could be used in a field sobriety test?"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Credible threats of violence cause cancellation of debate between two Republican incumbents in Pa. Police are mum on details but one candidate issued a statement, "No one on Team Hershey has any connection to any threats"
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate makes her closing argument. " I never ran over anyone with a car and I never hit anyone in the head with a frying pan"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. warns of discrimination in using artificial intelligence to screen job candidates. So blame HAL 9000, not the fact that you're 59 and asking for a salary that's not a 50% pay cut
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania might end up with a Senate candidate with a history of decrying systemic racism in the US and who started a petition to erect an Obama statue in DC. And then there will be a Democratic nominee running against them
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(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
GQP Senatorial candidate Mike Durant denies his father molested his sister, no matter what she says. One would think incest would be a plus to Alabama voters
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'The St. Louis pothole filler' is the hero this city needs, complete with mosaics this city can't figure out
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Mon May 09, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
In a serious display of Public Safety, Sheriff's candidate cited for speeding 107mph in a 65, urgently on his way to a parade. Your Law & Order candidate folks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
GQP candidate for MI Governor: Democracy is socialism
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If elected, Ohio congressional candidate vows to storm an empty warehouse with a toy gun and kick all the hollow doors in, thus restoring mah freedumbs
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Sat May 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed PA GOP senate candidate "Dr. Oz" is repeatedly booed when he took the stage, AT a Trump Rally in Pennsylvania held in his honor
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
$uperPACs are prohibited by law from coordinating with candidates. The runaround: Peter Thiel's $uperPAC simply published their information and strategy on Medium blog directed towards Vance's campaign, and they ran with it
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
GOP candidate who violently beat and kicked his six-months pregnant wife favors full abortion ban, because of course he does
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The "if rape is inevitable, you should just lie back and enjoy it" Republican in Michigan got his ass handed to him in the special election, by a Democrat in an EXTREMELY Republican area
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NY lawmakers approve "hide our crook under the rug" law
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Oh hi there, it's election night in Ohio. Polls have closed, and this is your official Fark primary election night thread
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Voters head to the polls in Indiana and Ohio - May 3 Primary election thread
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Voters head to the polls in Indiana and Ohio - May 3 Primary election thread
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Use as many words as possible to call someone stupid without using the word 'stupid'. Go
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Use as many words as possible to call someone stupid without using the word 'stupid'. Go
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Sun May 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gen Z People's Front prepared to stay home this November. That'll show 'em
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Sat April 30, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi says he was told Sony Pictures execs had him #19 on their list to direct Spider-Man reboot and that he only got the job because those 18 superior candidates turned it down. Also, he'd come back to franchise if they brought back Tobey
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Fri April 29, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans need to run someone who is just like Trump but isn't Trump to finish what Trump started
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The losing candidates from Michigan's GOP convention are refusing to concede because of course they are
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A North Carolina candidate is running for Johnston County's Board of Education on the basis that slavery, women's rights and racial segregation are no longer an issue. Why yes, he's a member of the Proud Boys
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
New Hampshire Gov. Chris Sununu: The one Republican Trump can't get his weasely little hands around
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Mace is not amused
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Ashley Madison? Candidate for Governor might, but will it hurt him?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wow: Minnesota DFL candidate for state senate gives a speech to the nominating convention while actively IN LABOR. Tough crowd: She still doesn't get the nomination
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wow: Minnesota DFL candidate for state senate gives a speech to the nominating convention while actively IN LABOR. Tough crowd: She still doesn't get the nomination
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Did anyone else know that Beyonce, Cardi B, Korean dramas, and yoga are tools of Satan? Let's ask Michigan secretary of state candidate Kristina Karamo her thoughts
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Mon April 25, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
NO QUID PRO QUO
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Sun April 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Michigan Senate candidate says the loud part even louder
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not trusting voters to do it, Michigan Republicans choose their statewide candidates at a convention so disorganized they'll have to do it over. "A voting fiasco." "They're all amateurs." "This is a joke"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
La France maintiendra-t-elle le cap avec Emmanuel Macron, ou la France cédera-t-elle aux désirs nationalistes avec Marine Le Pen? Ceci est votre fil de discussion sur les élections de Fark France. Les résultats commencent à 2 p.m. ET
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Fri April 22, 2022
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Nebraska gubernatorial candidate Charles Herbster maintains he is not also secretly "The Gropester". Unfortunately the women seeking to unmask this supervillain are all fellow Republicans
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican convention kicks off with candidates vying to be elected on the GOP's platform of destroying any future elections
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Thu April 21, 2022
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania race for Lt. Governor heats up, bout scheduled for AEW Dynamite on TNT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gubernatorial candidate Charles Herbster (R-NE) insisted to the Omaha World-Herald that the groping allegations from 8 women are lies. But don't just take his word for it "I could bring you literally 100s of females who would attest to my integrity
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