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Wed May 12, 2021       Ahmadinejad decides I'marunagain. Kinda want? source: apnews.com   |   share: 40         A swing-voter focus group warns republicans that ousting Liz Cheney will bite the GOP in the ass source: axios.com   |   share: 109   Tue May 11, 2021       Good news, everybody. According to one of the NYC mayoral candidates, the median price for a home in Brooklyn is around $100,000. Hurry up and grab one before they're all gone source: slate.com   |   share: 39         After six rounds of ballot counting, the VA GOP manages to squeeze out a gubernatorial candidate--a Trump-humping Christian who's never held office and sold himself as a swamp-draining outsider. Shine on, you crazy diamonds source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 58   Mon May 10, 2021       Calgary proves it's the FL of the north. Mayoral candidate "Johnston is currently facing an assault charge in B.C., hate crimes charges in Ontario and attempted to get the addresses of AHS employees with threats to show up at their homes armed" source: cbc.ca   |   share: 27         "It is time to create contracts all users can understand," says PhD candidate who's clearly not familiar with JDs source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 16         Tories push to change voting systems after "too many" Labour candidates won mayoral spots source: theguardian.com   |   share: 36   Sun May 09, 2021       The Virginia GOP is going through a Trumpian convention for its gubernatorial candidate source: vox.com   |   share: 41   Tue May 04, 2021       To keep a PhD candidate from "cheating" at her doctoral defense, for which she has spent years preparing, her defense committee chair asks that she pan her camera around her bedroom. PhD candidate and the committee's external have a problem with this source: twitter.com   |   share: 37   Mon May 03, 2021       Candidate running on Civil Rights issue. Running to make political affiliation a protected class, so that Conservatives can't be deplattformed. Not sure she understands the First Amendment source: twitter.com   |   share: 106         Unexpectedly self-aware chaos goblin running as the self-described "chaos candidate" in race for Chairmanship of the South Carolina GOP source: politico.com   |   share: 32   Thu April 29, 2021       GOP candidate shocked to learn that guys claiming to be Jan 6th security detail ripped her off source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 50   Tue April 27, 2021       The World Championship match is set. It's the Mozart of Chess vs the Manbun of Chess source: theguardian.com   |   share: 9   Mon April 26, 2021       Glenn Close's Oscar twerk was scripted source: latimes.com   |   share: 23   Sun April 25, 2021       Politico: Democrats lose election ... won by a Democrat source: politico.com   |   share: 128   Wed April 21, 2021       Virginia goobernatorial candidate Amanda Chase said that the Derek Chauvin verdict "makes me sick". Still looking for Amanda Hugginkiss to weigh in source: twitter.com   |   share: 127         Transportation, festivals, shoes, actors, and beer are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 4-10 Time to Mow the Yard Edition source: fark.com   |   share: 30   Tue April 20, 2021       John Bolton trying to prove that Trump doesn't own the GOP and maintain his own unblemished record for always being wrong source: politico.com   |   share: 18         The Webby Awards nominate three undisputed digital behemoths source: apnews.com   |   share: 5   Mon April 19, 2021       It's not easy being Green, especially if you're hoping to become Germany's next chancellor source: bbc.com   |   share: 13         "Republicans fret over divisive candidates" thatsthejoketimesinfinity.jpg source: thehill.com   |   share: 33   Thu April 15, 2021       "The likely GOP candidates in Pennsylvania's open Senate race come in three familiar flavors: anti-Trump, Trumpy and Trumpiest." Worst. Flavor choices. Ever source: politico.com   |   share: 32         Connecticut lawmakers approve age discrimination bill that would block employers from asking job candidates their date of birth, graduation years. Also, CT employers are apparently unable to add up the number of years you've been at previous jobs source: courant.com   |   share: 24   Wed April 14, 2021       There's Something About Mary. And yes, this belongs here and not the entertainment tab source: politico.com   |   share: 52         Even in the corrupt atmosphere of NJ politics, faking EVERY SINGLE SIGNATURE on your primary ballot petition is a bridge too far source: nj.com   |   share: 27   Tue April 13, 2021       Short answer: No. Long answer: Noooooooooooooo source: cnn.com   |   share: 50   Fri April 09, 2021       Zoinks Matt Gaetz accused of running a g-g-g-ghost candidate source: yahoo.com   |   share: 68         Sery Kim, a Korean-American GOP candidate for Congress who said of Chinese immigrants, "I don't want them here at all," has gotten exactly the support from her fellow Trumpers that you would expect (NSFW text) source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 119   Wed April 07, 2021       Wisconsin school superintendent candidate learns a Betsy DeVos endorsement isn't quite the gold star you'd assume source: salon.com   |   share: 31   Tue April 06, 2021       Why would an Arizona congressional candidate launch his campaign in the Pacific Northwest? D.B. Cooper, of course source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 18   Sat April 03, 2021       Remember when Republicans were smart enough to not say the quiet parts out loud? Pepperidge Farms remembers source: yahoo.com   |   share: 158   Thu April 01, 2021 (Some Guy)       As if it's even possible, Scots political candidate outshines Republicans in the US, claims Covid is 'possibly related' to gay marriage source: shetlandtimes.co.uk   |   share: 26   Wed March 31, 2021       Politico wants you to know if you elect a progressive candidate Mayor your city won't have working fire hydrants. SVR source: politico.com   |   share: 23   Tue March 30, 2021 (Some Guy)       Yakima City Council candidate arrested on suspicion of assault, harassment, and malicious mischief. No word if "Yakima Sax" was playing in the background source: yaktrinews.com   |   share: 22   Mon March 29, 2021       Republican mayoral candidate who called the media "Fake News" when they questioned his county residency has been charged with election crimes for falsifying his voter registration source: baltimoresun.com   |   share: 31   Thu March 25, 2021       Trump loyalists are popping up as candidates in 2022 Senate contests creating a headache for the GOP which fears they could stop them from retaking the chamber source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 41         News: Israeli election almost finalized. Not news: The pro- and anti-Bibi camps are again split. Fark: The side that wins might be decided by an Islamist political party with only four seats source: timesofisrael.com   |   share: 57   Wed March 24, 2021       Current GOP candidates for Roy Blunt's seat are a disgraced former governor, veterans' charity scammer, serial sexual abuser, and full blown MAGAloon, and the other guy who's just a Trumphumper source: politico.com   |   share: 35   Mon March 22, 2021       Trump didn't include Mike Pence in his list of 'very good' Republicans and possible 2024 presidential candidates source: africa.businessinsider.com   |   share: 53         Mother of the year candidate learns you can't beat a prison sentence the way you beat your 11 year old son when you think he stole your drugs source: pennlive.com   |   share: 34   Sun March 21, 2021       "One of her aides was telling any donor who would listen that Trump was going to endorse her and that left him annoyed" source: politico.com   |   share: 36   Thu March 18, 2021       A political fight over painkillers could upend Biden's FDA pick source: politico.com   |   share: 24   Tue March 16, 2021       Glenn Close makes history, earns Oscar and Razzie nominations for the same role source: thewrap.com   |   share: 24   Mon March 15, 2021       Glenn Greenwald: "I would consider Steve Bannon to be socialist. I would consider the 2016 iteration of Donald Trump the candidate to be a socialist, based on what he was saying. I would consider Tucker Carlson to be a socialist" source: nymag.com   |   share: 141   Thu March 11, 2021       Activist investors try to take over Kohl's board of director, but drop their count from 9 to just 5 in exchange for $50k in Kohl's Cash and some Levi's BOGO coupons valid next week only source: cnbc.com   |   share: 8   Wed March 10, 2021       Tegna please source: reuters.com   |   share: 6   Tue March 09, 2021       Now that it is clear that the "A" train does not go to the Bronx, Andrew Yang tops Democratic candidates for NYC mayor source: nypost.com   |   share: 26         Titans trade their first-round pick last year and a future 7th-round pick to the Miami Dolphins in exchange for a future 7th-round pick source: espn.com   |   share: 8         Someone offers to pay you $1,000 to play cornhole? Subby fell for that once. ONCE source: upi.com   |   share: 37   Sun March 07, 2021       Trump claims he will travel to Alaska to defeat Sen. Lisa Murkowski. Vintage: back in 2010, Murkowski got re-elected to US Senate as a write-in candidate despite losing to a primary challenger backed by the Tea Party and Sarah Palin source: politico.com   |   share: 80   Thu March 04, 2021       Oh please oh please oh please oh please source: theintercept.com   |   share: 129         Here's how some complete incompetent nutter like Marjorie Taylor Greene could win again source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 47         Here's how some complete incompetent nutter like Marjorie Taylor Greene could win again source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 47   Mon March 01, 2021       St. Louis now officially "vote early/vote often" source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: 39         "We are voters who elected him into office to do a job...you worship your candidate like a God, and we don't" source: twitter.com   |   share: 174   Sun February 28, 2021       Haiku: Ha ha ha ha ha Loser polls at 55 Ha ha ha ha ha source: thehill.com   |   share: 80         The first major award show of the pandemic is here, and thankfully Ricky Gervais is nowhere in sight. It's the 78th annual Golden Globes with bicoastal hosts Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, 7 PM ET on NBC source: foxnews.com   |   share: 233   Sat February 27, 2021       In move that will surely not produce unintended consequences, Minneapolis hires six social media influencers to send messages targeted to communities of color during Derek Chauvin trial source: minnesota.cbslocal.com   |   share: 40         North Dakota decides transparency is for suckers and we don't need to see any vote totals before the Electoral College meets. Do they think we don't already know they're going to pick the Republican? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 118   Fri February 26, 2021       Donny says Donald is going to jail source: mediaite.com   |   share: 48   Thu February 25, 2021       Having no other stories to report on, let's find out why Tom Morello never cuts his guitar strings source: loudwire.com   |   share: 54         There's a very interesting pattern emerging in Joe Biden's cabinet nominees, where the white ones seem to be sailing through their confirmations while all the people of color seem to be getting put through the ringer. Yes, "interesting" source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 99         The average tenure for Illinois' House 13th Ward seat is over 25 years source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 10         The average tenure for Illinois' House 13th Ward seat is over 25 years source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: 10   Wed February 24, 2021       One of the Kardashian babydaddies is releasing a new hard seltzer. No, not the presidential candidate, the other one source: abc3340.com   |   share: 15   Tue February 23, 2021       Virginia gubernational candidate presents herself as "Trump in heels" despite having no history of bankrupting casinos, collaborating with Russia, or sexually assaulting other women whatsoever source: foxnews.com   |   share: 50         Democrats point out the Senate's hypocrisy in confirming acid-tongued white men like Brett Kavanaugh, Richard Grenell, and Jeff Sessions while rejecting comparatively polite non-white women like Neera Tanden and Deb Haaland source: politico.com   |   share: 107   Mon February 22, 2021       The Staten Island GOP is down to mining the old Fresh Kills Landfill site for candidates source: nypost.com   |   share: 38         "Tanden has apologized for her tart language. Senators - not just Manchin but also Republicans - should accept that and vote to confirm her." By...Hugh Hewitt? What is this I can't even source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 41   Fri February 19, 2021       VA GOP hasn't won a statewide election since 2009 and lost the majority in the state legislature just over a year ago. Let's see how they're planning their comeback this off-year election source: nytimes.com   |   share: 42         Self-styled law talking guy tries to word salad his way to Lin Wood levels of craziness. Bonus points for publicizing a domain he doesn't own, with predictable results source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 37         PA GOP Senator Pat Toomey is retiring and Trump loyalist are already saying "Any candidate who wants to win in Pennsylvania in 2022 must be full Trump MAGA". In a state Trump lost. Bold strategy Cotton source: politico.com   |   share: 64   Mon February 15, 2021       Make America Florida Again source: newsweek.com   |   share: 60   Fri February 12, 2021       Don't ever change, Todd source: billboard.com   |   share: 32   Thu February 11, 2021     Here's Marco Rubio five years ago, warning us about Donald Trump's incendiary rhetoric could get someone hurt or killed. "This is what happens when a leading Presidential candidate goes around feeding into a narrative of anger and bitterness" source: youtube.com   |   share: 21         Scientists believe they have found a portal to the fifth demension, though to get there you need to go up,up, and away in a beautiful baloon source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: 14         Twice-losing Ohio GOP U.S. Senate Candidate goes full Trumpanzee: "2020 election was STOLEN from President Trump" source: wkyc.com   |   share: 45   Wed February 10, 2021       Survivor candidate waiting to be voted off Island. Or not. Jupiter, Fla resident imagines she has input on Mar-a-Lago vote source: nytimes.com   |   share: 13   Tue February 09, 2021       Grandfather of the Year candidate gets three years probation for killing his granddaughter source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 55   Mon February 08, 2021       AI can automatically reject job applicants who say "I" more than "we", have breasts, or speak with a Scottish accent source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 19         AI can automatically reject job applicants who say "I" more than "we", have breasts, or speak with a Scottish accent source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 19         Eric Bieniemy has no job right now, because no one believed Eric Bieniemy would be unemployed right now source: espn.com   |   share: 21   Sun February 07, 2021       Remember that cyclist who lost her job for flipping off Donald Trump? She was so po-ed that she ran for office, defeated the GOP candidate, and now oversees legislation for leisure facilities in her county - including Trump's National Golf Club source: nzherald.co.nz   |   share: 81   Sat February 06, 2021       MAGA candidate for Virginia governor promises that she will stop the state's epidemic of marijuana deaths (update: she claims the Twitter account is fake) source: tmz.com   |   share: 161         Stephen King calls Hunter Biden's new book "heartbreaking" and "gorgeous." No word if it botches the ending source: newsweek.com   |   share: 56   Fri February 05, 2021 (Some Federal Election Commission)       Fark favorite Fetterman files source: docquery.fec.gov   |   share: 80   Wed February 03, 2021       US Soccer Hall Of Fame list narrowed to 40 candidates. Leading the way are orange slices at halftime, post-game pizza party, and participation trophies for all source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: 10         Skynet finds more than 1,200 gravitational lensing candidates in our search for dark matter, its search for our dark fate source: phys.org   |   share: 2         "You walk into this beach house and everything was 'Titanic': 'Titanic' towels, 'Titanic' poster, 'Titanic,' you know, everywhere." Thanks, Mom source: yahoo.com   |   share: 12   Mon February 01, 2021       The UK's media regulation may fall under the purview of a former Daily Mail editor source: variety.com   |   share: 5   Wed January 27, 2021       Due to neither reaching the 2% of votes needed in the 2020 election, the "Constitution" and "Green" parties are no longer recognized in North Carolina source: wral.com   |   share: 41   Tue January 26, 2021       Ohio GOP wants to make Gym Jordan a senator source: politicususa.com   |   share: 116   Mon January 25, 2021       This just in from the 'good luck with that' dept: Former NJ candidates and activists join a federal lawsuit to take their election ballot design out of the corrupt party machines' hands source: gothamist.com   |   share: 4         So the choice is vote to acquit to stop Trump from running as a third party candidate or vote to convict so he can't run as either a third party or GOP candidate source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 88   Thu January 21, 2021       America, one day into the Biden administration: Wait, Trump? That orange guy with the weird hair and reality show? He was president? Oh, come on. How stupid do you think I am? source: slate.com   |   share: 33         "You know, you're the savior, because if you had not nominated Joe Biden, we would not be having this transfer of power today." With bonus pic of Clyburn and GWB taking a selfie source: apnews.com   |   share: 43   Tue January 19, 2021       Multiculturalism is bad, says potential 2024 candidate of the definitely-not-racist party source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 138         Texas man and potential Father of the Year candidate worried that his children might turn him in to the FBI for his participation in the insurrection, warns them that "traitors get shot" source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 98   Fri January 15, 2021       Tory mayoral candidate thinks the homeless can save $7000 for downpayment on a house source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 13

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