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headlines found matching 'Cancer'
Wed September 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello. Your name is cancer. You killed my father. Prepare to improve my life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hello. Your name is cancer. You killed my father. Prepare to improve my life
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Heart attack? Get humpin' for better pumpin'
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Just the fact that so much hope and faith was placed on the small shoulders of one elderly, fragile, cancer-stricken woman (no matter how awesome she was in her life) to hold everything together tells you in what sorry state the US actually is
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Mon September 21, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Many high-risk patients don't know they need a follow-up-and-up-and-up colonoscopy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Many high-risk patients don't know they need a follow-up-and-up-and-up colonoscopy
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Is there anything coffee can't do?
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(Enterprise News)
 
 
 
Is there anything coffee can't do?
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Step 1) The election is contested all the way to the SCOTUS (like Bush v. Gore)... Step 2) SCOTUS ties 4-4. Step 3) ???
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
President Trump said today he will sign an executive order on "patriotic education" in rebuke of the NYT's 1619 project that investigated the impacts of racial injustice for Black Americans. Relax, citizen, and comply
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Functional ion nanochannel-based approach to detect tyrosine phosphorylation" may not sound sexy to you, but in some circles it's a serious barn-burner
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Marvel Comics does the right thing and pays tribute to Chadwick Boseman on comic book covers with "Rest in Power" banner
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Tue September 15, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
University of Pittsburgh scientists say they have isolated a molecule that "completely and specifically neutralizes" SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes COVID-19. Still no cure for cancer but it's a start
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Fri September 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
John Daly, golf's OG antihero, has bladder cancer. Still no cure for ugly pants
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
GOP staffer, while being recorded by cancer-stricken constituent who seeks health care, compares health coverage to shopping: "If I can't afford that dress shirt, I don't get to get it"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here comes the crazypants science
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Mike Sexton cashes out with a 7-2
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't go dressed as Coronavirus for Halloween; it's tasteless
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Fri September 04, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
Boobies
 
What's the difference between foreplay and just being healthy?
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A reminder to judge slowly, if at all
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Wed September 02, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney execs. are wondering how to proceed with Black Panther without Chadwick Boseman seeing as 1) They didn't know he had cancer and were just as shocked as the public by his death because 2) They hadn't required that he undergo a medical exam
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Airing this Saturday on PBS -- a documentary about the world's only orchestra dedicated to people with mental illness and their friends/families/allies. Fark: subby's wife is one of the featured subjects -- subby himself doesn't get any lines
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(Abc.net.au)
 
Boobies
 
If you didn't want to save the bees before you will now
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona man, 49, who is facing charges for 'scamming people out of $30k by faking cancer diagnosis', is arrested for 'faking having ALS to get a free motorized wheelchair, his truck fixed for "one last ride", and a $9k speech device'. FAKER
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Mon August 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Petition launched to replace Confederate statue with memorial for 'Black Panther' Chadwick Boseman
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your high blood pressure meds didn't give you cancer - you did that on your own
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington once paid for Chadwick Boseman's tuition at Howard University
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
He's so fluffy, he could die
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Sun August 30, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games, three 2-1 series. Will the Avs be starstruck or bury Dallas? Will Philly fly high or fail to show grit? Will Vegas be good as gold or crap out? Why aren't these games starting until 6 PM ET? FARK CANCER
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Sat August 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mad scientist Elon Musk unveils working prototype of 'brain-implant' device that will 'blow your mind.' What could possibly go wrong?
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(Cancer.org)
 
 
 
Ahhhh, 2020, the year that just keeps on giving. Subby got cancer. What'd you guys get?
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Fri August 28, 2020
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Wakanda forever in mourning: Chadwick Boseman, 43, dies of colon cancer
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Remember that CEO who took a $1 million pay cut to give all his employees a $70K minimum salary in 2015? Let's check in and see how the company is doing
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Leave it to coffee to make math truly worthwhile
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4:35pm/4:40pm Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream. It's a shorter one today, but we've got surprise inflatable unicorns and cure for cancer goes where?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama man indicted for making illegal cancer-fighting suppositories. Still no cure for Alabama
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Vitamin C could help people over 50 retain muscle mass. The vodka's just a happy, delightful bonus
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Kids who learn 'clause-chain' languages are quicker to develop complex sentences. Welcome to Fark where there's still no cure for cancer, Duke sucks, and your dog wants steak. But you'll get over it
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Sun August 23, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two whole games today. The Bs "at" the Bolts, Then the 'Nucks "at" the Knights. Puck drops at 8 PM ET, SUP, SIM, and fark cancer. Come for the hockey, stay for Chimpy's chicks. Mike Milbury downvoted this headline
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Sat August 22, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Quiet Riot's drums have gone...well...quiet
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Quiet Riot's drums have gone...well...quiet
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Fri August 21, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder will not be the only cancer at the Washington Football Team this season
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder will not be the only cancer at the Washington Football Team this season
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Time to invest in Kahlua and bath robes. The white Russian is about to have a resurgence
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Wed August 19, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"On July 4, 2000, I was diagnosed with cancer at the age of 11. While in the ICU, a nurse gave me a notebook to write in. I only wrote one entry...20 years later that one page became more relevant than I ever thought possible. This is my story"
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"On July 4, 2000, I was diagnosed with cancer at the age of 11. While in the ICU, a nurse gave me a notebook to write in. I only wrote one entry...20 years later that one page became more relevant than I ever thought possible. This is my story"
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Tue August 18, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
A huge F*CK CANCER goes out to our friends north of the border. Hockey Hall of Famer Dale Hawerchuk dead at 57
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
"Maybe that's a good thing to have a virus that is more infectious but less deadly," Well, given that we are never going to get the Plague Rats to go along with wearing masks, maybe this is what we need to go with
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A golden retriever with terminal cancer who was abandoned in a car park is ticking off a bucket list of fun things thanks to the kindness of his foster mom
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advanced windmill cancer claims Trump's brother Robert
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Russia produces first batch of COVID vaccine. Then they cured cancer and built a ladder to the moon
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Pathologist's fake photos finished
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Pathologist's fake photos finished
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
George Boyd passed away from cancer, in July. He is Canada's first Black national TV news anchor, and a playwright, songwriter, award-winning stage musical writer, as well as radio personality. Hero tag needs a maple leaf
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Fri August 07, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Today on 'Excel is not a database dumbass', Geneticists struggling with excel converting gene shorthand codes like DEC1 (deleted in esophageal cancer 1) into dates
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Hockey players raise $28,000 for cancer research by rollerblading from Boston to Michigan. No word if they paid by check
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify cancer in a dinosaur fossil for the first time. But since it was out-of-network, it was boned anyway
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify cancer in a dinosaur fossil for the first time. But since it was out-of-network, it was boned anyway
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after intentionally coughing on cancer patient at Pier 1
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "MSNBC producer resigns from network with scathing letter: They block 'diversity of thought' and 'amplify fringe voices'" and, I say again, that is the "Fox News headline"
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Sat August 01, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Ginsburg released from hospital again. Hang in there, Ruth
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS Justice Ginsburg released from hospital again. Hang in there, Ruth
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers may see a way to treat a rare and incurable form of blindness
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
European oncologists would like you to know: Damn the virus, full treatment ahead
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Thu July 30, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Most women are still being treated in NYC for gynecologic cancers without the need for exorcisms or alien DNA swabs
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Most women are still being treated in NYC for gynecologic cancers without the need for exorcisms or alien DNA swabs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
'So far, so good, so get out the governmental checkbooks regardless' says AstraZeneca on its covid vaccine research
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
'So far, so good, so get out the governmental checkbooks regardless' says AstraZeneca on its covid vaccine research
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs was wrong. Is this headline about his: a) refusal to wear deodorant, b) habit of soaking his feet in the work toilet, c) his cancer treatment decisions, d) *waves vaguely at everything*?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bent Fabric has decorated his coffin and is now composing for the Choir Eternal
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Mon July 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
On July 27, 2020, at 7:20 AM GMT, Boris Johnson became self-aware
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Fri July 24, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 'rona uses headfakes. Which is good, because now they can defend against them and blitz new anti-viral linebacker drugs
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
First time e-mailer, long time viewer. Please have your thyroid checked. The lump on your neck reminds me of mine when I was diagnosed with cancer
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
First time e-mailer, long time viewer. Please have your thyroid checked. The lump on your neck reminds me of mine when I was diagnosed with cancer
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Food and Water Watch)
 
 
 
Tumors in my chicken? It's more likely than you think
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Toughest couple ever battled COVID-19, cancer and chemo and survived them all
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
2 years (prostate) cancer free. I've been diagnosed with low testosterone and am meeting doc today for possible TRT. Studies show its safe, doc says "gas on a fire", do I insist on treatment or live with a crappy quality of life?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Maybe take this as a sign to stop believing in antiquated nonsense
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Sat July 18, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. The victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itchy rash, then severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence
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Fri July 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG's cancer returns. Says she's good for at least 4 months, or 4 years and four months, or whatever it takes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG's cancer returns. Says she's good for at least 4 months, or 4 years and four months, or whatever it takes
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure
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Thu July 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"I'm doing well. I've been continuing my treatment and it's been paying off, though it does fatigue me a great deal. My numbers are good. I'm feeling great." What is, "Thanks for the update and best of luck, Alex?"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new pin-prick blood test can test for radiation exposure in mice. Why you're hanging out with glowing rodents is your own business
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Mon July 13, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Gobbling Ram Hog Flies
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Burn Facebook to the farking ground and salt the smoking rubble, exhibit #7,395
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Larry Hogan (R) suggests GOP should become "bigger tent party". Subby not sure if he is just talking generally about fitting all the crazy in, or if he thinks about another extension to the far-right corner
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Preston dies of cancer at 57
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chef doesn't understand the backlash to his Coronavirus-inspired culinary creation
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Astronomy can help diagnose breast cancer, though it will make for awkward conversations about where you were pointing your telescope
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Wed July 08, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Is the world a better place when a heroin dealer dies? Click to the right for the "yes" portion of the argument
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook was cancer before their alleged "civil rights audit" and will remain cancer after
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Bayer's Roundup-Cancer settlement plan may need a couple of tylenol
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how does a NFL lineman escape a high calorie diet plan and transform once they retire?
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Florida Covid Victims)
 
 
 
QAnon mom took cancer patient teen to a church party with no masks or social distancing and fed her Trump-approved non-medicines until she died
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Kids these days don't know the simple joys of playing street hockey outside on a summer's day and drinking lead, antimony, bromine, organotin, phthalates, and bisphenol A from the neighbor's garden hose
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Cancer tools that help Tasmanian devils could help humans, assuming we can get them intact out of those little tornadoes
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Cancer tools that help Tasmanian devils could help humans, assuming we can get them intact out of those little tornadoes
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Japanese pharma company consolidates US facilities into single oncology division. Investors concerned about uncontrolled growth
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Eve Online Players Say Fark Cancer By Blowing Stuff Up
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Eve Online Players Say Fark Cancer By Blowing Stuff Up
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Photobombs kick up a lot of dust sometimes
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Skynet is reaching into the side-effects of testicular cancer, and we've seen what its hand looks like
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Red starfish have some cancers puckering
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia Flyers' Oskar Lindblom, who was diagnosed with a rare form of bone cancer in December, skated with his teammates for the first time since his diagnosis on Tuesday
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Unknown author tells Tucker Carlson that a vote against Trump is a vote against "civilization". And by "civilization", he means "the land of cotton". Look away
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
IMAGING, not imagining your liver disease. Crucial difference
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Sat June 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
So let's see how things are going in Tulsa... oh, dear
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
30 adorable gudbois and gudgrrls that went from thicc-chonks to sweetiefloofs
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Welcome to George Floyd Park
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Thu June 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are you bald? Congratulations, you probably have conronavirus. "We really think that baldness is a perfect predictor of severity"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
50 felines that went from mega-cat-loaf to super lean floofies
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Prostate cancer trial participants are overwhelmingly white. Caucasian, too
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Our kidneys go downhill along with the rest of us
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Tue June 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence-based, medical diagnosis is still years away, along with your jetpack
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Jornal de Montréal)
 
 
 
Hubert Gagnon, la voix d'Homer Simpson en français, est décédé ..D'oh
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(Jornal de Montréal)
 
 
 
Hubert Gagnon, la voix d'Homer Simpson en français, est décédé ..D'oh
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Snake oil salesman ready headline: We can soon thank butterfly tongues for better cancer treatments and vaccines
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new model projects a sharp rise in booze-related liver disease. Maybe if she ate something she could hold her liquor better
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Tue June 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather knocks out George Floyd's funeral bill
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
If you're out of meal-planning ideas, consider making one of these Giada recipes based on your star sign. Cancer deserves an ultra-cheesy Creamy Baked Parmesan Pasta
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Sun May 31, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hall-of-Fame running back Floyd Little diagnosed with not-so-little cancer
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Life imitates Will Smith's last good movie
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Life imitates Will Smith's last good movie
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Paging the next World's oldest man to the podium, the World's oldest man, Bob Weighton just died aged 112 from cancer (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
One minute you're walking into a south Florida federal courthouse to file a lawsuit that will change everything about the unconstitutional power grab, and the next minute a doctor is telling you that you have the biggest hernia ever and cancer too
 
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Pregnancy reprograms breast cells, reducing cancer risk
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Pregnancy reprograms breast cells, reducing cancer risk
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Small town Texas bar bans anyone wearing a mask from entering the establishment. The bar owner cited that coronavirus makes a good drinking buddy for their friends alcoholism and liver cancer
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