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Mon August 10, 2020
		Meanwhile, in Canada source: cbc.ca \| share:	42
		US court issues summons for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over attempted Canadian hit squad, raising the fearsome specter of assassins attempting to dismember someone with a moose source: aljazeera.com \| share:	33
(Journal of Irreproducible Results)		In 1976 scientists pointed out that, as no one ever threw out their back issues of National Geographic, the accumulated weight would cause North America to collapse into the ocean. Do you still have decades worth of some magazine or another stored? source: xray-delta.com \| share:	61
		George Boyd passed away from cancer, in July. He is Canada's first Black national TV news anchor, and a playwright, songwriter, award-winning stage musical writer, as well as radio personality. Hero tag needs a maple leaf source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	3
		Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats source: thehill.com \| share:	9

Sun August 09, 2020
		And you thought female Karens were nuts, here's a 'male Karen' that is so upset by social distancing that he scrapes the 6-feet reminder stickers off store floor for his freedums source: dailydot.com \| share:	119

Sat August 08, 2020
		Mission Accomplished source: thehill.com \| share:	56
		The last fully intact ice shelf in the Canadian arctic isn't anymore after losing more than 40% of its area in just two days at the end of July source: theguardian.com \| share:	87

Fri August 07, 2020
		Canada's deputy PM politely reminds everyone how stupid Trump is source: cbc.ca \| share:	54
		Next, there will the companies deliberately naming their products after the Māori word for 'pubic hair' source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		Always look on the bright side of life. Trump aluminium tariffs on Canada guarantee an ample supply of US-made toilet paper in the US. Also, there will be ketchup, or is it catsup? Keep calm and pour the Bourbon source: cbc.ca \| share:	14
		Those "rogue operatives" who killed Jamal Khashoggi tried to kill someone else in Toronto two weeks later source: globalnews.ca \| share:	42

Thu August 06, 2020
		Stable genius Donald Trump slaps 10% tariff on Canadian aluminum. Aluminum that the US cannot satisfy the demand for domestically. Stable. Genius source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	125
		China sentences Canadian to death for drug production, in dramatic escalation of the Communist party's war on Tim Horton's source: aljazeera.com \| share:	101
		Zookeepers bamboozled as pandas not bamboozled enough source: cbc.ca \| share:	23

Wed August 05, 2020
		Well, I know what I'm not spending $30 for on September 4th source: arstechnica.com \| share:	42

Tue August 04, 2020
		Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, says even with a vaccine, Canada has a 3 year plan before the werewolf problem will be under control source: cbc.ca \| share:	25
		Thailand is TOTALLY upping the medical weedery source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	7

Mon August 03, 2020
		Half of Canadians believe unfounded COVID-19 theories: the virus was engineered in China; the virus is a cover up of 5G effects; hydroxychloroquine can cure it; or rinsing your nose with a saline solution can protect you from infection source: msn.com \| share:	36
		♫Microsoft TikTok ya don't stop, Microsoft TikTok ya don't stop, stop♫ source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	7

Sun August 02, 2020
		American boaters are either turning off their transponders in an effort to sneak into Canada or there's a huge spike in ghost ship occurrences source: npr.org \| share:	133

Sat August 01, 2020
(Take Off Eh)		Canada decides to deny the world its poutine and maple syrup for another month source: cicnews.com \| share:	72
		Scientists predict ice will melt. Ice melts. Scientists drink heavily source: phys.org \| share:	27

Thu July 30, 2020
		Scientists are using polymorphs to treat mental illnesses by turning you into a chicken source: phys.org \| share:	11

Wed July 29, 2020
		BC Premier asks citizens to be tolerant and polite if they see American license plates on the road, since not all Americans are halfwitted Covid carriers. As for Americans in province, he advises them to change plates or bicycle or take transit source: cbc.ca \| share:	83
		With NWSL and MLS being A-OK in iso, CPL heads to PEI source: tsn.ca \| share:	2
		This, my friends, is a real Canadian scandal source: cbc.ca \| share:	9

Tue July 28, 2020
		Sick of Working From Home? Just change your definition of Home. Barbados is offering 1 year visas for remote workers. Offer not valid in USA source: cbc.ca \| share:	40

Mon July 27, 2020
		The rest of the world looks at the US's response to Coronavirus and mocks us source: nytimes.com \| share:	79
		The Bahamas tell US citizens they're welcome if they go up their nose with one of those source: local10.com \| share:	31

Fri July 24, 2020
		Would you rather have a hummingbird-size dinosaur, or a dinosaur-size hummingbird? Too bad, you don't get either source: phys.org \| share:	14
		Kirk's pride: Kobayashi Maru. Canada's shame: Komagata Maru source: cbc.ca \| share:	16
		The Hallmark Channel is finally going to start showing LGBTQI Christmas movies. It's as if One Million Moms screamed out and then were silenced source: themarysue.com \| share:	36
		Life as you knew it in 2019 will never return source: thehill.com \| share:	138
		F1 cancels this year's US, Mexican, Brazilian races, saying that with the virus WFO, there's no formula for safety source: bbc.com \| share:	19
		It's better in the Bahamas. Not that you'll ever get the chance to compare source: avweb.com \| share:	15

Thu July 23, 2020
		ProPublica's article on climate migration avoids modeling how soon the US will invade Canada source: features.propublica.org \| share:	20
		China's first homemade icebreaker heads to Arctic, but why are we breaking all that ice anyway? Why can't we let it just chill? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	27
		Canada ends asylum agreement with the United States because we keep violating human rights source: bbc.com \| share:	58

Wed July 22, 2020
		On this day in history, in 1933, Wiley Post completed his solo flight around the world, a feat later echoed in the 80's by his distant ancestor Wile E. Coyote on his ACME rocket source: history.com \| share:	16
		Hey, I know. Let's cut down on carbon emissions by building skyscrapers out of wood source: theconversation.com \| share:	76
		Major League Baseball is coming to Pittsburgh source: espn.com \| share:	1
		U.S. versus Canada's handling of COVID-19 summed up in one photo: Niagara Falls source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	79

Mon July 20, 2020
		BJ Services to no longer slurp up Earth's oil source: reuters.com \| share:	10
		Black boxes from the airliner shot down by Iran have arrived for analysis in France, apparently after either a thorough cleaning or being sent via Pony Express source: yahoo.com \| share:	27
		US borders continue to get closed source: nypost.com \| share:	30

Fri July 17, 2020
(Some Guy)		Canada's covid curve-flattening hero gets the ultimate accolade: an Eggs Benny named in her honour source: cheknews.ca \| share:	11
		Does cannabis really affect memory? Does cannabis really affect memory? source: news.google.com \| share:	26
		Not only is Laura Ingraham an idiot by thinking Biden somehow has sway in Toronto, she's also a lying idiot because they didn't ban communion source: thewrap.com \| share:	50
		Laura Ingraham very concerned because... checks notes Joe Biden won't protect religious liberty in Toronto. Wait, what? Laura Ingraham being too dumb to know Toronto is in Canada? I did Nazi that coming source: twitter.com \| share:	98

Thu July 16, 2020
		Those of us hoping to flee the country are going to have to wait until August 31 source: timesofsandiego.com \| share:	22
		Canadian Navy is dropping "seaman" to make a gender-neutral title and quit making us laugh source: globalnews.ca \| share:	39
		Because who WOULDN'T want to have a herd of 50+ life-sized animatronic dinosaurs? source: gizmodo.com \| share:	22
		AMC picks up David Tennant's serial killer drama source: deadline.com \| share:	13
		Canada avoided 10,000+ new cases of Coronavirus by doing this one weird trick source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	114
		Far-right politician calls for removal of Jews. "What we need to do, perhaps more than anything, is remove these people, once and for all, from our country." Difficulty: Canada source: jpost.com \| share:	100
		Russian space chief tries to prevent himself from accidentally ingesting polonium by trash talking NASA source: arstechnica.com \| share:	7

Wed July 15, 2020
		"It's like they don't care. Life is normal. Nothing's changed for them...I just couldn't believe, everyone's standing outside. Everyone is congregating like nothing is happening" source: cbc.ca \| share:	93
		"It was mentioned that Johnny Depp's finger may be somewhere, and when I was clearing up I found it" source: news.sky.com \| share:	10

Tue July 14, 2020
(Some Guy)		America's long national nightmare continues: Hallmark Christmas movie resumes shooting today...in Canada source: cheknews.ca \| share:	25
		Physicists discover rotating black holes might serve as portals for hyperspace travel, your mom jokes source: businessinsider.com \| share:	18
		Sorry folks, border's closed. The moose out front will be there for another 30 days source: cbc.ca \| share:	70
		I fought the Tariffs.......but I did not moot the jeopardy source: msn.com \| share:	34

Sun July 12, 2020
		"Sorry, no" source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	290
		Will all the Ubisoft executives who did not engage in sexual harassment please raise their hands. (looks around room) C'mon, let's see those hands ... hey, where is everyone going? source: theguardian.com \| share:	25

Fri July 10, 2020
		Canada adds 952,900 jobs in June which is either 750,000 or 1,300,000 American. Subby was educated in the States so maths is hard source: reuters.com \| share:	16
		Five states are doing enough actual Coronavirus tests and trying to get ahead of the curve source: nytimes.com \| share:	57

Thu July 09, 2020
		It's like night and day source: theguardian.com \| share:	29
		Leader of Canadian opposition party: The fact that police didn't shoot and kill white intruder at Prime Minister's residence proves they are racist source: cbc.ca \| share:	76
		Customers wondered how they achieved such a creamy flavour. The answer is obvious source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	10
		Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K real estate holdings office source: nypost.com \| share:	7
		Bed, Bath, & Barely in Existence source: usatoday.com \| share:	18

Wed July 08, 2020
		Trudeau burns Trump...politely source: thehill.com \| share:	27
		A fund has been created to support the development of new trivia questions source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	7
		Medicare for all would have been beneficial to fight Covid at the beginning of the outbreak source: thehill.com \| share:	66
(Mr Breakfast)		Pac-Man Cereal: Great '80s cereal, or greatest '80s cereal? With bonus Mr. Rogers source: mrbreakfast.com \| share:	19
		Meanwhile in Canada, diggers at historic Barkerville unearth a Chinese restaurant from the Seventies. The Eighteen-Seventies to be exact, a decade without red leather seats or fortune cookies, but lots of hungry and thirsty gold miners source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	4

Tue July 07, 2020
		Calgary doctor gives CPR to man who had heart attack, a few days later gives same man a quintuple bypass. Expected to mow the lawn and take the garbage to the curb every Wednesday from now on source: calgarysun.com \| share:	16
		They are calling it an assassination attempt on the... Wait, the Prime Minister of Canada? Ok 2020, you're drunk. Go home source: thechronicleherald.ca \| share:	94
		GSK and Philip Morris partner up for a trip to vaccine flavor country source: reuters.com \| share:	5
		Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere source: irishpost.com \| share:	14
		I wonder what the angry tweets are going to say source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	82
		KFC completes The Great Potato Shift from wedges to "Secret Recipe" fries, which the Colonel pre-tested in Canada to ensure quality source: brandeating.com \| share:	21
		Canada should build a wall and America should pay for it source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	121

Mon July 06, 2020
		With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death source: newyork.cbslocal.com \| share:	29

Sun July 05, 2020
		An anagram of 'US-Mexico-Canada free trade agreement' is 'Maniac Coaxed Us, Regret Defeat Near Me'. Japan realizes that it's cheaper to triple Mexican wages than build new US plants source: asia.nikkei.com \| share:	63
		This time around, Canada is in no mood to apologize source: aljazeera.com \| share:	49
		Minnesota couple fined $1.98 US for not quarantining themselves after entering Canada source: tbnewswatch.com \| share:	172

Sat July 04, 2020
		It's time for your annual reminder that meat isn't really in hot dogs source: motherjones.com \| share:	27
(Geotab.com)		America's loneliest stretches of open, scenic roads available on interactive map. Come for Maine's Old Canada Road; stay for Alaska's Dalton Highway source: geotab.com \| share:	93

Fri July 03, 2020
		It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference source: cnn.com \| share:	205
		Only Trump would think a pandemic would make the country #1 source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	22
		50 years ago, Casey Kasem kept his feet on the ground and started reaching for the stars source: npr.org \| share:	37
		Listen you plaguerats. Get to stepping . Either go to Alaska like you said, or go the fark home source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	67

Thu July 02, 2020
		Depiction of 25-years-hence remote worker looks eerily familiar source: foxnews.com \| share:	15
		Canada's five big banks boycott Facebook for promoting hate speech source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	7

Wed July 01, 2020
		Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise source: nbcnews.com \| share:	10
		With the possible exception of a few businesses, most Canadians have realized that "not having to deal with Americans in our country because of the pandemic" is a feature, not a bug source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	40
		Happy Canada Day to our Northern Neighbor farkers. We'll stand on guard for thee source: torontosun.com \| share:	57
		If at first you don't succeed, Google Glass 2.0 source: theverge.com \| share:	20

Tue June 30, 2020
		"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes source: cnn.com \| share:	54
		Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca \| share:	39
		Great. NOW how am I supposed to make my hats? source: wdio.com \| share:	15

Mon June 29, 2020
		NYC subway riders are returning to work in state of the art subway cars. State of the art from 1964 that is source: nydailynews.com \| share:	48

Sun June 28, 2020
		Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken? source: fark.com \| share:	118
(Some Guy)		Sights that evoke terror in Canada: Grizzly tracks, wolf spoor, American licence plates source: cheknews.ca \| share:	104

Fri June 26, 2020
		Meanwhile the covid crisis continues to crush Canada. Wait, what's that? Only a 100 or so cases in all of Ontario today... Make that, Canada continues to crush the covid source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	176

Thu June 25, 2020
		Canada: "Dear tech workers, we're just like the US, but without Donald Trump" source: politico.com \| share:	85
		While we wait for the season to resume, we have NHL news, and it's good: the Hall of Fame Class of 2020 is here source: sportsnet.ca \| share:	16

Wed June 24, 2020
		Here's a crazy story featuring Robin Williams, an acid trip, and the moral panic from the performance of South Park's "Blame Canada" at the 2000 Oscars source: theringer.com \| share:	29

Tue June 23, 2020
		Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	10

Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		I spent 3 months in isolation just so now i can throw bananas at other drivers, yeehaw source: narcity.com \| share:	16
		Covid 19 means the borders are closed. American malingerers in Banff National park charged $1200 CAD. Or $20 American bucks source: cbc.ca \| share:	74

Sun June 21, 2020
		Nova Scotia mass shooter withdrew nearly a half million in cash before the shootings directly from a Brinks depot which is consistent with how police informants are paid. Things are getting weird source: macleans.ca \| share:	137
		When Canada's ferry system can't resist joining the dogpile, you know someone really farked up source: twitter.com \| share:	60
		Meanwhile in Canada... it's Park Bench Patty source: twitter.com \| share:	228

Sat June 20, 2020
		You need to put this baby seal safari in Canada on your bucket list. Protip: leave your clubs behind source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	3

Fri June 19, 2020
		Trump ordered his subordinates to disparage Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in the news. Guess he didn't like the way his women were looking at him source: cbc.ca \| share:	50
(Some Guy)		Nothing, just a knockoff lego set of the Border Wall, complete with racist depictions of Mexicans. Ages 5+ source: republicanlegion.com \| share:	89
		Foreign country most active in online right-wing extremism is... Canada? source: cbc.ca \| share:	96
		Hold on to your touques, but Canadian retail was down a record 26.4% in April source: reuters.com \| share:	4

Thu June 18, 2020
		Studio Ghibli films coming to cinemas for "once in a lifetime" event this summer. It might be worth dying for, and that would make it once in a lifetime source: soranews24.com \| share:	10

Wed June 17, 2020
		In this opinion column, we learn how one nation's conservative government is eroding the rule of law to suppress the Palestinian cause through slavish devotion to Zionism, and that nation is . . . Canada? source: aljazeera.com \| share:	21
		Meanwhile in Canada, Trudeau suggests a gun ban. Saskatchewan responds with a gun ban ban. Canadians wait with bated breath to see if Trudeau moves for a gun ban ban ban source: leaderpost.com \| share:	78

Tue June 16, 2020
		Meanwhile in Canada... two more months of $2,000 a month and the Canada/U.S. border closed until July 21st source: twitter.com \| share:	67
		Thankfully, Drew is a heavy drinker and will therefore live forever source: nypost.com \| share:	17
		Chinese officials now yearning for a Trump victory in November as he's 'destroying US alliances' source: businessinsider.com.au \| share:	17

Mon June 15, 2020
		The Doritos pickle incident has hit the US source: delish.com \| share:	20
		Researchers studying procedural generation code for a video game stumped as to how it even works. No, not that game. Not that one either. Nope, much older than that one too source: techspot.com \| share:	27
		The latest thing Trump will screw up during tariff battles with EU, China? Lobstahs source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	9

Sat June 13, 2020
		Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across source: calgary.ctvnews.ca \| share:	113

Fri June 12, 2020
		Simon Fraser University in Canada urged to change its athletic team name from The Clan. You might say "Well actually it's Scottish" and be correct, but in this climate it won't help, and when you play in America it certainly won't help source: globalnews.ca \| share:	27
		During the lockdown, bored citizens have become obsessed with their leader's crazy hair. Difficulty: not Trump source: nytimes.com \| share:	22

Thu June 11, 2020
		EU now openly asking the UK to delay leaving the EU source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	49

Wed June 10, 2020
		Starbucks retreats south of the border. Cylons everywhere rejoice source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	9

Tue June 09, 2020
		Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, a 24 year old man breaks the unspoken truce with an ancient evil race of monsters source: cbc.ca \| share:	114
		"I got mine" source: thescore.com \| share:	6
		Details about the latest effort to hunt down and punish those who leak information was leaked to this newspaper source: ottawacitizen.com \| share:	22

Mon June 08, 2020
		The whole world is watching, the whole world is protesting 🌍🌎🌏 source: theatlantic.com \| share:	149

Sat June 06, 2020
		Man finds $850,000 worth of cocaine in a car he just bought at auction and does the right thing, no really source: msn.com \| share:	126

Fri June 05, 2020
		Call the Red Green towing company for our low, low prices. You won't be disappointed source: thedrive.com \| share:	45

Thu June 04, 2020
		Nissan demonstrates racial insensitivity by recalling cars that have problems in the hood source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	6
		The Border guards will consider these factors when deciding to let you in when visiting your girlfriend, in Canada source: cbc.ca \| share:	25

Tue June 02, 2020
		In self protection after recent race riots, African American Museum flees to Canada source: patheos.com \| share:	1
		Tenant above meth lab trying his best to be polite about his neighbour source: cbc.ca \| share:	54
		Geez why are there no peaceful protests source: advocate.com \| share:	48
		"Businesses can build trust with consumers by unlocking data about their practices." Oh Canada, don't ever change source: theconversation.com \| share:	1
		Canada: "Russia is NOT welcome in the G-7 (and we say that in the most polite way possible") source: thehill.com \| share:	59

Mon June 01, 2020
		Today's FARK-ready misspelled headline: "Forests are for the pubic, not the timber industry" source: bozemandailychronicle.com \| share:	51
		Well maybe if one of them ever spent a few seconds learning how to find a clitoris source: newsweek.com \| share:	53

Sun May 31, 2020
		Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word source: studyfinds.org \| share:	14
		Homeless man not allowed to move to his own property source: cbc.ca \| share:	137
		Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway source: cbc.ca \| share:	76

Sat May 30, 2020
		Meanwhile, The Canadian Armed Forces are now to receive Hazard Pay for working in Long-Term Care Homes source: msn.com \| share:	29

Fri May 29, 2020
		China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice source: reuters.com \| share:	49

Thu May 28, 2020
		Arctic zombie fires that did not die last year are returning because of a lack of rainnnnnnss source: phys.org \| share:	5
		Respected world leaders meet to discuss how to cooperate to mitigate the damage of COVID on the world. Guess who decided to skip it.. go ahead guess source: cbc.ca \| share:	58
		Thanks to the Chlorinator in Chief not only is the rest of the world afraid to come to the United States, carrying a US passport is going to keep most of us banned from traveling anywhere else source: theguardian.com \| share:	71
		"Potato Paradise." Oh yes, el dorado exists source: foodandwine.com \| share:	11
		Having now been found miles away from the closest traps, it looks like murder hornets are going viral source: nytimes.com \| share:	2
		If you had Advantage as the next rental car company file bankruptcy, pickup your prize on row K #25 source: businessinsider.com \| share:	22

Wed May 27, 2020
		Canada Post takes eight years to deliver a product from the 1950s source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	19
		"Bath & Body Works had a strong quarter. Its online sales grew 85% over last year. It expects its sanitizer products to grow into a $300 million business this year, up from $100 million last year." So it's a PERFECT time to close 50 stores source: delish.com \| share:	13
		3-D printed egg whites: They're not just for breakfast any more source: phys.org \| share:	7

Tue May 26, 2020
		Canada rocked by violence as rival gangs resort to murder, arson, and fraud to control valuable... tow truck territory? source: bbc.com \| share:	46
		Meghan Markle and Prince Harry thinking about moving to NYC where they can be properly ignored by the commoners (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	62
		Boy escapes brown bear, brown shorts source: bbc.com \| share:	23
		Christian rock singer: "I am now finding that I no longer believe in God. It didn't happen overnight or all of a sudden. It's been more like pulling on the threads of a sweater, and one day discovering that there was no more sweater left" source: loudwire.com \| share:	79
		Priest shoots baby with water pistol, social-distance baptizes the kid for life source: irishpost.com \| share:	34
		Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	61

Fri May 22, 2020
(Some Guy)		Skittles...taste the um, greyness? source: totallythebomb.com \| share:	10

Thu May 21, 2020
(Some Guy)		"It will go down in science history as one of the most beautiful and best preserved dinosaur specimens - the Mona Lisa of dinosaurs" source: earthlymission.com \| share:	21
		Golf courses in Maine are open. Golf courses in New Brunswick are open. But the golf course that straddles their border? Not so much source: cbc.ca \| share:	18

Wed May 20, 2020
		If hockey isn't essential travel in Canada, I don't know what is source: detroitnews.com \| share:	14

Tue May 19, 2020
		Sorry, eh source: cbc.ca \| share:	93
		I did Nutzy this happening source: cbc.ca \| share:	0

Mon May 18, 2020
		Fark's most beloved singer and Fark's most hated singer team up to sing on benefit song for COVID-19 relief in Canada. Can the Apocalypse be far behind? source: jambase.com \| share:	36

Sun May 17, 2020
		Canadian Forces Snowbird crashes immediately after takeoff. Pilot and flight tech seen ejecting. Developing w/video source: cbc.ca \| share:	161

Sat May 16, 2020
		If you're old enough to remember non-smoking sections in restaurants, you already know why this isn't going to work source: globalnews.ca \| share:	19

Fri May 15, 2020
		Trump: "I've never lost anybody to the flu." Trump's grandfather, who died from the flu in 1918, unavailable for comment source: indy100.com \| share:	60

Thu May 14, 2020
		Somebody finally saves Artax source: bbc.com \| share:	5
		"What did you do on your last job?" "I sold marijuana." "Far out, you're hired" source: mjbizdaily.com \| share:	11
		Beaver closeups included in the video. Eh source: cbc.ca \| share:	7

Tue May 12, 2020
		Cure found for the 'rona: shove a flashlight up your nose source: nbcchicago.com \| share:	72
(Some Guy)		Have not been to People of Walmart lately, let's see how they're handling the pandemic source: peopleofwalmart.com \| share:	140

Mon May 11, 2020
		U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked" source: thehill.com \| share:	121
		Well this is not at all concerning source: cbc.ca \| share:	64

Fri May 08, 2020
		Home delivery of craft beer is popular during a pandemic. Yeah, gimme a No Sh*t Sherlock Stout, kthx source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share:	5
		Spring's old and busted: hoarding toilet paper. Summer's new hotness: hoarding Baby Yoda cereal source: pennlive.com \| share:	18

Thu May 07, 2020
		Where's the beef? Still on the hoof source: reuters.com \| share:	12

Wed May 06, 2020
		Magnetic pole drift explained. Canada asked him for a commitment source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	3

Tue May 05, 2020
		Why is Canada doing so much better than the United States regarding the coronavirus? Hint: Leadership, nonpartisan politics and socialized health care source: vox.com \| share:	162
		I did not win it. I did not. Oh, hai lawsuit source: news.avclub.com \| share:	28

Mon May 04, 2020
		How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer source: freep.com \| share:	26

Sat May 02, 2020
		Spem reduxit (She has restored hope) source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share:	36
		Canada. The answer to the headline is Canada source: cnn.com \| share:	151

Fri May 01, 2020
(Prime Minister Centerfold)		Let's have a reasonable discussion about gun control in the context of Canada's immediate ban on assault weapons source: iheartradio.ca \| share:	539
		....As opposed to a mildly amused alligator? source: bbc.com \| share:	36

Thu April 30, 2020
		Evolutionary tradeoffs discovered in ancient shrimp-like species. They too were merely prawns in game of life source: phys.org \| share:	8
		The only professional sports league where Canadian teams regularly win a Cup is in jeopardy source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	21
		The uncomfortable position of having to choose to agree with Trump or defend Amazon source: qz.com \| share:	11

Tue April 28, 2020
		Tripadvisor giving 25% of workforce permanent vacation source: businessinsider.com \| share:	7
		"Yeah we could have done more. Sorry" - Canada's top doctor source: cbc.ca \| share:	61

Mon April 27, 2020
		British Canadian man French and family forced to leave Spain and are now moored in Italy to wait out COVID-19, additional country references to subsequent headlines source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	35

Sun April 26, 2020
		Toronto Canada is getting a professional Ice Hockey team. Woohooo source: sportsnet.ca \| share:	24

Sat April 25, 2020
		Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday source: msn.com \| share:	12

Thu April 23, 2020
		"Thanks for your efforts during this difficult time, ma'am. Could you pop your trunk for a moment for me?" source: freep.com \| share:	61
		Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full source: nypost.com \| share:	63
		Coat-maker Canada Goose signs a pledge to no long use "virgin fur" in their garments, say that from now on they will only use pelts from animals who were filthy sluts that had it coming source: cbsnews.com \| share:	83

Wed April 22, 2020
		What is it like to compete is the longest mountain bike race in the world? Course is 2,700+ miles from Canada to Mexico. Bonus: Subby did this in 2018 source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		How did the shooter in Nova Scotia manage to kill 22 people over the course of a day? Wearing a RCMP uniform and driving a replica police car might have helped source: cbc.ca \| share:	98

Tue April 21, 2020
		Sales are booming for the new kevlar implants source: cnn.com \| share:	37
		Majority of 2020 Corvette customers are in their 40s, unlike the previous generation where they were mostly between 70 and deceased source: motor1.com \| share:	42
		HBO announces its new streaming service, meaning it will finally be possible to find boobs on the internet source: exclaim.ca \| share:	42
		Guess who is going to make sanitizer over and over and over and over and over and over and over? source: reuters.com \| share:	12

Mon April 20, 2020
		Give us your no one source: thehill.com \| share:	191

Sun April 19, 2020
		At least sixteen dead in Canadian shooting rampage source: apnews.com \| share:	318
		I'm not your buddy, friend. I'm not your friend, buddy source: thehill.com \| share:	181
		Man protesting prison conditions encases himself in drums of concrete outside governor's mansion, becomes hardened criminal in the process source: tallahassee.com \| share:	50

Sat April 18, 2020
		Petrostates at risk of failure from Saudi Arabia and Russia oil-price war as well as COVID-19 crushing oil demand. Venezuela. Iran. Libya. Newfoundland & Labrador. Kazakh--- wait. What? source: cbc.ca \| share:	75
		Canada continues to stand on guard against the US source: nypost.com \| share:	79

Thu April 16, 2020
		With everything else going to hell in a handbasket, Bed Bath & Beyond beats estimates because why not? source: cnbc.com \| share:	8
		Watch Fred Armisen create comedy gold source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	23
		How aboot no source: huffingtonpost.ca \| share:	86

Wed April 15, 2020
		Instagram now trying to influence small businesses via gift cards, food orders and fundraisers source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		Canada's economy shrank a record 9% Canadian source: reuters.com \| share:	22

Tue April 14, 2020
		"We made sure that we were not speaking moistly on each other." and that's travelling in 2020 for you courtesy of Andrew Scheer leader of the Conservative Party of Canada source: nationalpost.com \| share:	42
		So how does one 'ethically source' a human spine? source: indy100.com \| share:	32

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