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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ireland rolls out the red carpet for Ukrainian evacuees. Evacuees from 'less desirable' countries are told to go away
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(NERC NERC NERC NERC)
 
 
 
Summer weather and energy supply outlook, with charts and graphs. Center of US is screwed, and west-of-center not much better. Go east, young man
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Thu May 19, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Canada says No Wei to Huawei
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
You know any Smurfs looking to buy a mansion?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dijon mustard surrenders to climate change
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Farker party at Frankie's place where the Blood of Christ is imported from Mexico
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, POPE
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Aaaand it's official: Finland and Sweden have submitted their NATO applications, look forward to bringing in a fresh, new "really white" and "super ultra white" perspective to the alliance
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If I'm in the US can I buy baby formula from Amazon in Canada? No, but yes. But don't, they don't have high standards like us 'muricans, and it could be flour in a can. I'm an expert and I know this stuff. Better to let your baby starve
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wingstop's not chicken to land in Lower Korea
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Sun May 15, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup has a pair of Game 7s. The series is trussed up like a X-mas turkey, will Margot's boys overcome a Crosby-less Pens? Will Canada's Texas or America's Texas win the title of Best Texas at Hockey? Game on @ 7pm ET. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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Fri May 13, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Too drunk to know you were killing a fellow, eh? You're good to go
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
First rule of Goose Fight Club is you're going to lose
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Doughnuts and fried chicken are getting more expensive. At least we still have pie and tacos
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Thu May 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Either the US is preparing "just in case' we go to war with Russia, or they think Canada might get uppity in the near future. Army to replace Stryker brigade in Alaska with a lighter mobile infantry force capable of "extreme cold weather operations"
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Federal government announces funding to expand access to abortion services
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The session will now come to ordure. No, wait... ORDER. Come to order"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy trails to Patrick Marleau, who hangs up his skates having played a record 1,779 games in 23 NHL seasons
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(National Post)
 
 
 
You'll speak French even if it could kill you. Literally. The actual literal use of 'literal', not that fancy new figurative one
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Company that runs summer camps decide that all campers and staff must be vaccinated. Right-wing agitators declare this an OUTRAGE and company must be boycotted. Since this is in Canada and the company is Tim Horton's, it will be a summer of blood
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(Vice)
 
 
 
A QAnon woman who has also declared herself the "Queen of Canada" has advised her followers that paying for utilities is optional, let's see how that worked out for them
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
BioWare says contractors who are trying to unionize won't be required to return to the office, can work from home "until further notice." That's an awful friendly way of saying you're all being fired next week
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fake toonies circulating in Canada. Fnorgby still at large
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
One in three people who drowned in Canada had a chronic health condition, at least know not to go back in the water now
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
8 miners are missing after an accident in Burkina Faso. Managers of the mine insist that they be allowed to leave the country. Would you believe they planned the trip *months* ago? What about they only get so many days of vacation every year?
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Out of 92 cities in 8 nations, this U.S. city is the most affordable housing market. You could even say the homes here are a Steel
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government: Canada's housing shortage is due to a booming economy. Police: Also because of the mob and money-laundering
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
All the countries in the world that allow abortion in one convenient, alphabetical list. You know, just in case
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plot thickens around a fatal plane crash in the outback of Canada now that people have learned that two of the passengers had connections to the mob and were fleeing murder and conspiracy charges. Subby 'hmmmmms' himself
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Mint offers rare Argyle Pink Diamond coin. Meh, it's no Loonie
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Nice beavers
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: a golf course that straddles an international border is inconvenient to use
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's another first for TB12. This year, Tom Brady will become the first quarterback to start in four different countries
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Canada geese causing problems". Thanks Nostradamus
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Wed May 04, 2022
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently turning the country off and back on again hasn't helped the Russians, so they're headhunting their own prison system for IT support
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"I watched as the Sheep broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood." Okay, who's the idiot who woke up the Sheeple?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Government: If they don't mind it in metric, American women can come to Canada for abortions
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Tue May 03, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Playoffs: Day 2. New York Margot Robbies v. Boston Penguins, Putin's Shill v. Pretty Kitties, Perds v. Nordiques, & Canada's Texas v. America's Texas. Game on @ 7pm ET, goonjuice consumption starting far earlier. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Drone carrying guns found stuck in tree near border. What an age we live in
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Mon May 02, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Cancer rates declining in Canada but cases, deaths increasing because of demographic factors - you probably wouldn't know them
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
That's 50th birthday cake if you're smelling what The Rock's cooking today
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
Nashville debuts MLS soccer stadium. For soccer, not those silly games that nobody outside of the US has ever heard of. Only soccer
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Sun May 01, 2022
(The Jakarta Post)
 
 
 
The long Canadarm of the law finally reaches the Moon
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Meet George Jetson
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Now let's welcome our next contestant, a professional lesbian from Toronto
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Bad news for all you Canadian astronauts planning on luring your ex-spouse to the moon to legally murder them and collect the life insurance, that will soon be illegal
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Wed April 27, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Prime Rib Day. Go ahead and mix that extra batch of au jus
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
'Rolling Chunder'
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The No shiat Sherlock Institute of Technology finds that unvaccinated increase your risk of getting infected
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
The racecar bed really ties the room together
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Wait, Penney's can afford buying someone out?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
My bubbly Canadian girlfriend's house is worth twice as much as your U.S. home. Makes total sense when you consider Canada's much larger population, much smaller land and wood availability, and that their wages and weather are twice as good
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Canada plans to build $1 billion radar system, train Arctic narwhals to point their echolocation antennas at the sky
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Knives recalled due to cutting hazard
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Sat April 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gonna be a hot summer. And an even hotter fall
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Way up in Northern Canada, it's not the polar bears you have to look out for, it's the "stanky leg" guy outside the grocery store, mayor warns
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
In the alternate universe where Mike came out and divorced Carol, this was his post Brady Bunch bachelor pad
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Best Buy recalls thousands of air fryers, air fryer ovens due to their inability to detetmine what exactly they are supposed to make hot and crispy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Putin bans Doug Ford and Jason Kenney from visiting Russia, which is a bit like banning Paris Hilton from attending university classes in advanced neurosurgery
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(CNN)
 
 
 
My dog, Becky, and my cat Becky - they're both named Becky - actually the iguana's named Becky, too. And the ferret. And the cockatoo. All victim to the hallucinogenic effects of marijuana
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This being Woofday Wednesday and 4/20, please keep your edibles away from your dogs please
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Bill Burr takes time away from his punting duties with the Texans to join the Red Sox in the broadcast booth, and make fun of Derek Jeter
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada to send heavy artillery to Ukraine, make Russia the sorry ones for a change
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Subby, millennial, white, from Canada, saw his first episode of Benson today. Laughed the whole way through. But, uh oh, was blown away how much Benson's zingers (Robert Guillaume) sound like Obama's joke delivery. Is Subby racist? Please advise
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Mon April 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Athletes in sport notorious for players injecting anything they can get their hands on to improve their chances at winning refuse to get the one thing that would let them play in Canada
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Some Ophidia Guy)
 
 
 
Three scientists rescued after being trapped three days on island described as the biggest nope nest in the world
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Fri April 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four time Stanley Cup champion Mike Bossy completes the 2022 NY Islanders hall of fame hat trick, passes away at 65
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fake news. New hotness: Parallel universe news
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Mighty Saskatachewan flexes its Infinity Gauntlet over Canada's Truck Tax. Snap - and just like that, the Truck Tax doesn't exist
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canada on the brink of anarchy because New Brunswick's Lieutenant Governor is ineligible for the job, but if the court ousts her, all the legislation she approved would be voided
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Who wants to watch Jamie Lee Curtis get all sticky?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trudeau: "I ain't sayin' it's genocide... but ya, it's genocide"
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
Video
 
Caught on video: Dad stops theft of car, baby. Since this happened in Canada, the suspect is probably sorry
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire writes on article on egg nutrition and actually makes it all the way to the 5th last line before yielding to mayo. So close
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"There may be no greater pleasure than fresh Atlantic lobster," says man who doesn't get out much
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Tue April 12, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1917, Canadian forces captured Vimy Ridge in northern France, an act that was not only heroism and sacrifice but also a demonstration of the power of the armored combat moose
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Mon April 11, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Downtown Vancouver on fire. For the love of god, someone save the weed
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Sun April 10, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"This is bowling, there are rules." Five shot at a bowling alley. Difficulty: Canada
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Sat April 09, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
About time
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news is that it's reducing the number of Canada Geese. The very bad news is that it's decimating all the other bird species as well
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime hikes membership fee - totally unrelated to unionization. Totally
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Whole lot of frowning on this guy's shenanigans
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Google fixes the first undersea cable from Japan to Canada ensuring some very weird - but sincerely polite - interwebbing
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Thu April 07, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A look back to 1985, when snowboarding was just introduced to Canada
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lard Tunderin Jaysus, dis seat be givin' me de shiats, boys
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1909, Robert Peary almost reached the North Pole, a feat he later proudly recounted along with his Nobel prize for attempted chemistry
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fark cancer...with money
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Twitter confirms it is working on the long-awaited edit button. Smart, Funny buttons can't be far behind
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(KING 5 News)
 
Hero
 
Haven't they suffered enough?
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Tue April 05, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Rare WW II Canadian tank found rusting in field. Looks politely badass
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Mon April 04, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Remember when Huawei's CFO was detained in Canada? Yeahhhh, aboot that
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ermagerd, erster nererverers
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Sun April 03, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ukrainian refugees experience the best and worst of Canada all at once
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Title: Study reveals how reducing sodium intake can help patients with heart failure. Article: reducing salt intake did not lead to fewer emergency visits, hospitalizations or deaths for patients with heart failure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The war in Ukraine is starting to sound like mid-'90s anime: An elite Ukrainian drone unit that rides quad bikes into battle staged a nighttime ambush on Russian forces that stalled that 40-mile-long relief column and ruined plans to take Kyiv
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Fark: After too many violent incidents, McDonalds to permanently close a location. WTFark: In Canada. Total WTFark: In Kamloops?
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Instead of giving the house an artistic touch, this homeowner slapped it silly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In fairness the only ones who fear Putin these days are the generals who have to give him bad news
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No Chekov on the Enterprise, says Putin (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"And fark these clouds in particular." - God
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
This is how you troll Russian troops as a sniper while killing them, you pose with their 'hand delivered' rations and thank them for the feast (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Live from Doha, Qatar it's the 2022 World Cup group draw. Can the US avoid the Group o' Death? Who has bribed FIFA the most to get paired with the cupcakes? How many different ways will people pronounce Qatar? It happens at Noon ET on Fox Sports
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Tech group wants to increase Canada's poverty rate
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada's Conservatives have the megaweapon to defeat Russia: Manitoba
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Because they can't impose capital punishment anymore, Supreme Court upholds $9M fine for Canadian mastermind of the Great Maple Syrup Heist
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber was savagely booed after trolling fans at a concert in Montreal, eh
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Canada will ban sales of combustion engine passenger cars by 2035. Yeah, well, we'll see aboot that
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Let's up our game in the pol tab & learn how to insult Britishly. Your mum is a right laundry hamper
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Crypto current seize)
 
 
 
"I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
☢🍁
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Looks like Senators fans will have to find a new owner to jeer
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada agrees to buy the Edsel of the skies
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Get out your dinner jackets: it's the first Roxy Music tour in 11 years
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(Some Crazy Russian)
 
 
 
Looks like Republican congresscritters will have a tougher time visiting Moscow this 4th of July
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
How rough is it out there? Getting grocery food parcels and living in your parents' basement might actually count as generational wealth
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1774, the British Parliament adopted the Coercive Acts in response to the Boston Tea Party, further inflaming the American colonies with the idea that Canadians should be allowed to be Catholic
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
The real question you should be asking is not why would you pay $201 a square foot for this, but is the thumb hiding a major problem
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
For the 1st time in 36 years, and only the 2nd time ever, Canada has qualified for the World Cup. The world has been warned, once they get to Qatar, you will all be sorry
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Worldometers)
 
 
 
While you were trying to live a normal life, the US went over one million COVID deaths
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Maybe it comes with the dog
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2nd to last game for CONCACAF World Cup qualifying. Will the United States cinch a place or will the give every one a heart attack? Games start at 4:05 PM ET with Canada-Jamaica. At 5:05 is El Salvador-Costa Rica. Then at 7 is US-Panama and then Hon-Mexico
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Fri March 25, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gay whale tangled in fetish gear prompts search by Devo. Wait, hang on, let me put my glasses on
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Amateur' Russians, do NOT taunt the world's deadliest sniper about being dead, it upsets his loved ones and makes him angry. You do not want to see him angry while he's in Ukraine
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
In exchange for keeping minority Liberals in power for three more years, Canada will get prescription drug, dental care plans, an explosion of Conservative heads
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Sun March 20, 2022
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
In my dream, I was in Namibia being attacked by squirrels, but then I awoke covered in snakes, and my teeth all fell out. Then I awoke again
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Over the top Midwest murder house, complete with "wine room" holding cell for your next victim, and an easy-to-clean stainless steel kitchen island ready-made for dismembering bodies
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Noise 11)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel provides vocals for new Arcade Fire track, pushing back the release of his next new material to 2038
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A hatchet and bear spray is suitable camping gear. Not so much for attacking a place of worship
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Pivot
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Never has a carpet been more suitable for a game of 'the floor is lava'
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Lucky I didn't tell him about the dirty knife"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Russian representative to the UN submitted a letter asking for help with the humanitarian effort in Ukraine. Canada suggested a few tweaks to the letter
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Wed March 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
RT STFU in CA, eh
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Tue March 15, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Remember the Indiana Jones movies where Indy would travel the globe from one point to another and the red line would follow him on the map? Well this sorta like that except with idiots
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ukrainian snipers to return to the country with some extra hardware
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Spend a lot, get a little: $5,587 per square foot
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Sun March 13, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
But what about the freedoms to spread our germs?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From Ohio GOP's continual failed efforts with redistricting maps, we now bring you DeWine's attempt to weaponize the state board of education maps and punish those who voted against what he wanted
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(MSN)
 
 
 
VP Kamala Harris calls for Russian war crimes investigation, comforts Ukrainian refugees in Warsaw
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia frees news blogger Raif Badawi from prison. This is Fiennes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Genius solution to high housing costs: live in a tent in a medieval village with no plumbing or electricity
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump Jr. appears to be hitting the lines pretty hard
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Immigration to Canada" was trending on South Korean Twitter on Thursday as a conservative candidate likened to Donald Trump was elected the country's new president. K-Trump?
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(Government of Canada)
 
 
 
Canada is making yet another robotic space arm
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chipotle will offer pollo asado as a limited-time menu item. For you monolingual Americans, 'pollo asado' is Spanglish for 'chicken buttholes'
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(Independent)
 
Hero
 
"If you was to put me with this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Russian soldiers... with a clean line of sight... well, pack your bags, boys. War's over
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
If the bridges aren't exciting enough feel free to use the rope swings instead
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Bring on the baby butter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having trouble keeping track of the ever-increasing Russia sanctions? Fear not, here's a handy-dandy aggregator
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Tue March 08, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Ice Jesus comes to the ice garden to warn the 'grim reaper' who came earlier that there are higher powers from above
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Investment company becomes Schrodinger's Douchebag by posting "funny" ad campaign trolling workers going back to the office after working from home
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth's first in-person meeting after surviving COVID-19 is with Justin Trudeau. American subby assumes she's also interested in hearing more about Canada's superior healthcare system
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
For $1.25 million, you can have almost enough wine storage to make it through winter in Alaska
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In keeping with our Canadian themed food links, it's national Food Waste Action Week starting today. Clean your plate, eh
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Pro-Brexit minister and Upper-class Twit of the Year Jacob Rees-Mogg exposes how farked the London-Russian banking money pipeline is. Fark: By accident
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's watch as a Russian government charter flight lands at Dulles Airport to pick up a planeload of Russian operatives who are being required to leave the country. No, not GOP officials. At least, not on this flight
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Happy National Sock Monkey Day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The strange tale of Canada's bizarre war with the [Jamaican] Patty
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Calgary church was built by women making perogies, smells better than the cabbage rolls that made Toronto's Cabbagetown
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Sun March 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Super pigs, making "pigloos" to survive the winter, will be showing up to your house in Canada soon, despite the "Squeal on Pigs" campaign
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Adam beat Adam for the AEW World Title? Can Thunder Rosa dethrone Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D.? Who will survive a legendary Dog Collar Match? AEW Revolution starts @ 8pm ET on PPV, Bleacher Report, & Fite.tv
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(Realtor.com)
 
 
 
Please leave your keys in the bowl
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
They're Russian to change the name
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Highland hermit makes surprise film festival visit to check out documentary of his life. Filmmaker: "I thought I was fit until I tried to follow Ken with a camera"
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Sat March 05, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Stink Town, c'mon
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Fri March 04, 2022
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Let's take a break from the all the horror and strife in the world, and see that an entire village in Canada is up for sale
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
I sleep in a tower once every two weeks. It's my fort night
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 4 is askew, as in: Jackman has all the answers; all you have to do is askew
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Disney+-
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Thu March 03, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada aiming to become the country with the most Ukranians from its current lackluster #3 status
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(Zillow)
 
Weeners
 
You'll have a ball in the pool
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
We used to call that a truck, son. Now we call it a convoy
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Vast mounds of sponges stretching for hundreds of meters discovered off California coast. That's a lotta loofahs
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(National Today)
 
 
 
March 3 is Canadian Bacon Day. The food, not the movie
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(AniNews (India))
 
 
 
I can haz sanctions?
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of eels
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Sale pending on Jon Gruden's Las Vegas house, with retractable floor-to-ceiling glass walls, an infinity-edge pool and spa, a whites-only sauna, and a full gym with mirrors
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(KGET Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Thanks to the combined efforts of Wings of Rescue, Bakersfield Animal Care Center and Barcs Rescue, 25 hard-to-adopt dogs were flown to Canada where they will have a better chance of being adopted or fostered. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue March 01, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Winnipeg goalkeeper moves to block Russians from advancing
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(ET Cahada)
 
 
 
So, Yankees to our south. Who are Chip and Joanna Gaines, and why is Canada giving them control over a whole tv network? Please explain
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Visa and Mastercard discover a spine and block Russian banks from their networks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada to ban crude oil imports from Russia. Polite oil imports still allowed
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(Toronto Sun)
 
Hero
 
The Canadian government is refusing to advise its citizens they should not go to fight for Ukraine. If Canada's pissed at you, you know you're the bad guy, right?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tuckyo Rose is very upset that the world is censoring his Russian comrades from spreading their glorious propaganda
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada sending anti-tank weapons, ammunition to Ukraine- wait...Canada has anti-tank weapons???
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Mon February 28, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1994, the first NATO military action took place, as U.S. fighter planes shot down four Serbian warplanes violating Bosnia's no-fly zone. Just the same as now, bad things can happen if you violate someone's fly zone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you didn't know, Lauren Boebert is an idiot
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Russia says it's closing its airspace to 36 nations including most of Europe and Canada. THAT'LL show 'em
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest battle in America's culture wars is Canada
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Sun February 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hat belonging to the world champion of hide-and-seek goes up for auction
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada to Russia: GTFO
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's place is on the market. This is the house you're looking for
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In other news, the bar at CPAC is fully stocked with Stolichnaya
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Fri February 25, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada announces more sanctions against Poutine
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
When your home decorating ideas are inspired by dioramas at the Natural History Museum
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian politicians can't even do dictatorships right
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Kyodo News)
 
 
 
Japan does an inventory of its energy reserves, finds more than they thought, and decides to sanction Russia after all
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man who looks like he sleeps in hot dog water and sweats mayonnaise tweets that a poor single mom that donated $50 to the convoy had her bank account frozen by the Emergency Act. When asked for details by the media and RCMP *SMOKE BOMB* He's an MP
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Strange people calling on phones is no way to dissolve a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from calling to speak to the manager"
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
The thing about Canada's internationally savvy multiculturalism is that basically every war becomes a Canadian war, as far as families and their small businesses are concerned
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One positive outcome of Canada's truck derp convoy -- great bargains at the Ottawa mayor's Seized Vehicles Auction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone notices UN-marked plane at a company that maintains planes for the UN, makes the only logical conclusion that elite illuminati shock troops have arrived to control Canada
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I think this is where my 'girlfriend in Canada' moved, I swear she is real; she's just not answering her Canadiaphone
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
For only 2.3 million, you can get this house in San Antonio. Zorro insurance is not included
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Asylum for terrorists will be its own punishment for all involved parties
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Modern sea level rise began in 1863. This does correlate with the Pastafarian Sparrowism pirate graphs showing the decline in pirates in direct relation to global temperature rise
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Timing is everything when a meteorite is heading straight for your head
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US Justice Department is investigating whether companies are making increased profits by exploiting the supply chain crisis and violating antitrust law. This long-delayed action was stuck in a shipping container
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canadian women's hockey team wins gold. Olympic rematch against team USA already planned for 2026
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(Politico)
 
 
 
They're beyond parody now. Mike Lindell calls Justin Trudeau history greatest monster. No REALLY: "He's a monster, fact. A monster beyond anything in history" and so he's riding to the rescue of the "Freedom Convoy" with a truckload of...pillows
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell's shipment of 12,000 pillows meant for Canadian truckers has been delayed by the very thing the truckers are whining about
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New discovery shows humpback whales swim thousands of miles to mate. That's no big deal. Subby has to travel about the same distance for his Canadian girlfriend
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
The Winter Olympics reaches the home stretch as Day 14 begins at 8:30pm ET with freestyle skiing in the Women's Halfpipe. Later, it's USA v Canada for bronze in men's curling and the start of the 2-women bobsled
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Mad Max 5" to shoot along Interstate 10
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some people in Canada are very upset with people making obnoxious, constant noises despite being asked to stop
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ottawa Interim chief warns police ready to use methods the public is 'not used to seeing' (*on white people)
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(Some Banh Mi Guy)
 
 
 
Wanting to make Banh Mi this weekend. Simple recipe I'm planning on using to the left unless you have a better one. Can be chicken or pork
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian border agents turn away contraband truckload of Mike Lindell
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Welcome to the jungle
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 13 of the Olympics starts at 8pm ET with the USA men's curling team looking to advance to the semifinals. But the main event of the day comes at 11pm as USA and Canada go to war for women's hockey supremacy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
N.L. to eliminate COVID-19 restrictions, make the Designated Hitter universal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada ceases to care about the Olympics
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jesse Watters is radicalizing your mom to overthrow Canada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sorry, NATO. While you were distracted by Russian military buildup near Ukraine, the Queen of Canada just accepted Russia into NATO no backsies
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Republicans are advertising a future terrorist attack on DC, again
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 12 of the Winter Olympics starts at 8pm ET with Canada v USA in women's curling, followed by the finals of men's slopestyle skiing, the men's slalom, USA men's hockey play in the quarterfinals, and the team sprints in cross country skiing
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bitcoin proud to finance any attempts at undermining democracy in Canada and US
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(Boise State Public Radio)
 
 
 
Coming soon due to climate change: genuine Utah maple syrup
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(angusreid.org)
 
 
 
Ottawa's Truck Tantrum worked, if by "worked" you mean pissed most Canadians off and made them even more inclined to support ongoing restrictions
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Acme man is leading figure of Washington State's maple syrup industry, daring to use the bigleaf maple, which is not the way they do it back east
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This'll be easy, they're not even a real country anyways. *smashes maple syrup bottle to get in mood*
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
First it was Jan6, then it was the Big Lie, and theTFG whinefest, then Mask/Vaxprotests here, thenCanada, then Whatever the fark is going on in Bo Jos Britain, then the Yellovests in France, now, Belgium. What is the common denominator ? Farkin Putin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow decides since no one is talking about him, he'll provide material support to a foreign enemy force
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(AP News)
 
 
 
After days of asking politely Justin Trudeau invokes Canada's emergency asking super politely act
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Our free speech right to blockade highways by moving large heavy objects onto them is under assault
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Sun February 13, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
French police break out the Grey Poupon for the free dumb convoy
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Minister of Emergency Preparedness to Ottawa Police: No. Seriously. WTF? It's not that hard
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill Maher has lost his remaining marble
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans are welcoming the terrorists, again
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Sat February 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
That's cool. Sue the sh** out of GiveSendGo if/when this demonstrative truck nonsense results in bloodshed or widespread property damage
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 9 of the Olympics sees the start of bobsledding with the new women's monobob event, the men's giant slalom, the final round robin games in men's hockey, and more. It starts at 8pm ET with USA v Canada in men's curling
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Vertical integration strikes again, as Samsung's Galaxy S22 outruns all other Android phones but places a distant second to the brand that rolls its own CPUs instead of using Snapdragon
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Fri February 11, 2022
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
All Honkers to be towed Straight Outta Inglewood
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
The middle weekend of the Olympics begins with a somewhat quiet day. It starts at 8pm ET with curling. Later; it's Canada v USA in men's hockey, the final runs for the women's skeleton, and men go off a really large hill in ski jumping
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China batting 1.000 on sketchy judgement calls in short track speed skating
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The poutine is thicker than it appears
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada ready to start some shiat. Don't forget the popcorn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Family travels from India just for the privilege of freezing to death on US-Canadian border
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(Vox)
 
 
 
10-4 good buddy, here's everything you need to know about the far-right wacko movement of Canadian truckers complaining about vaccine mandates
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
BMW driver fulfills stereotype of BMW drivers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada, under siege, declares state of emergency
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden to Canada: You can borrow some of our Department of Homeland Security people, eh
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Misfit Truckers: we get our money from GoFundMe..... GoFundMe: Not any more you don't..... Misfit Truckers: we get our money from GiveSendGo..... Ontario: Not any more you don't
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Thu February 10, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quick rich scheme: Make a fake GoFundMe to support the truckers and pocket the money before it's outlawed
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Day 7 of the Olympics features snowboarders going big in the halfpipe, the women take on the Super G, the longest race in speed skating, and the USA and Canadian women play their respective hockey quarterfinals. It all starts at 8pm ET
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Ya got the wrong Ottawa there, buddy
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Ken Burns-style voiceover. "My dearest Amanda. I write this at a Chick-fil-A, all while awaiting word on the antifa and BLM hordes that I have been assured are storming the border as we speak. Send Twinkies"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why they don't just tow the truck driver protestors away, here's your answer. Still waiting for the article on why they don't suspend driver CDLs
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand police break up trucker protest, apparently unwilling to let blockades and artificial supply chain issues endanger Second Breakfast
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When Officer Friendly asks to see your driver's licence, it's best not to hand over a liquor store gift card
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Wed February 09, 2022
(TSN)
 
 
 
Canadiens fire Ducharme, presumably because he had a plan to make the team better this year. Les Canadiens congédient Ducharme, vraisemblablement parce qu'il avait un plan pour améliorer l'équipe cette année
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Stuffed into that guy's pants, next to the cheese balls
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Tue February 08, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian Liberal MP breaks ranks to support trucker convoys, win at game of "Secret Hitler"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Older children consume energy drinks regularly. They're called teenagers
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Airlines to start deeply caring that you and the spouse you hate have saved all year to take your rugrats to a place where you will look at your phones and biatch at each other
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Poll: 1 in 10 Americans think Covid will be eradicated by next year Reality: Less than 1 in 10 could pass a high school science course or spell "eradicate"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tantrums Truckers now blockading Detroit, risking fines and possibly mandatory relocation to Detroit
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Canada should have stayed in the locker room like they wanted to
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The same people who think the United States is on the brink of a Civil War apparently now think Canada is on the brink of one, too. So, yeah. Morons
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
All bridge travel between Detroit and Canada is closed. The angry trucker out front shoulda told ya
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Mon February 07, 2022
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Prime time coverage of Day 4 of the Olympics starts at 8:15pm ET with men's figure skating. At 11pm, it's USA v Canada in women's hockey. And there's gold on the line in the men's super-G, snowboarding, cross-country skiing sprints, and the women's luge
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Sun February 06, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Yet another unnerving article about this mysterious Q phenomenon, off to the Politics tab it goes-- wait what? Oh fark
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Prime time coverage of Day 3 of the Winter Olympics starts at 8pm ET with the final round robin games in mixed doubles curling. Then we have women's giant slalom and men's downhill on the slopes, the finale of the team event in figure skating and more
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Trump's response to Pence's speech was even more unhinged and crazier than thought possible
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If you had "60 seconds" for "How long does it take you to be verbally and sexually harassed after joining Horizon metaverse", step forward and claim your verbal and sexual harassment
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Fri February 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is in danger of losing his Top 10 Billionaire status. You guys want to get a GoFundMe together?
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Project Skyfall in city nets $5.5 million in drugs, decent Adele cover
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Trump just released an incomprehensible statement screaming about DC 'sleazebags' and the man sounds terrified like he knows something big is about to go down
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Lyin' Ted Cruz makes a joke about that time he took off for Cancun and left his constituents to freeze to death. And since Texas is facing another deadly storm people are pretty pissed...come on, Ted
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(AOL)
 
 
 
"Moderate" geomagnetic storm to hit earth, infuriate progressive and conservative storms
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian doctors look forward to reopening without the need for extra morgue freezers thanks to winter storms and abundant snow
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn says Biden is a geriatric despot and we should all give him the middle finger, and yes, young Maddy says this from the floor of the House of Representatives. Classy, those MAGAs
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Murphy Brown elected as interim leader of the Conservative Party of Canada
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Wed February 02, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USMNT hopes to bounce back against winless Honduras under chilly conditions in Minneapolis. Put on your choppers and get ready for another important WC qualifying match. Be on the tundra by 7:30 PM EST
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Knives Out 2 preview
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Canada's housing market is sick and grossly distorted and will cause misery and ruin when bubble pops and melting igloos cave in
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(AP News)
 
 
 
70-year-old mapping error caused 9 islands to be lost between Waldo and Knox, and Maine is telling them to settle border dispute between themselves
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Trump EXPLODES over news that Pence's CoS Marc Short testified before the J6 committee and now Trump wants Pence and Pelosi investigated because prison is looking more and more likely
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In case the pristine condition of every truck in the shot wasn't enough of a clue, a photo on FB claiming to be from the Ottawa protests is really from a 2019 Truck Show
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Mon January 31, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canada's Newt Gingrich decides to audition for some of that sweet, sweet, trucker grift
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Ask your doctor if Ukkusiksalik National Park is right for you
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blame Canada
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not News: Canada beats the US in men's hockey. Holy Sh*t: Canada beats the US in World Cup Soccer qualifying
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Sun January 30, 2022
(Radical Esther)
 
 
 
Now there is a Mennonite Convoy in Canada
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup Qualifying continues for CONCACAF. A top of the table class between Canada and United States at 3:05 PM ET starts everything. After that Mexico - Costa Rica and Panama - Jamaica at 5 PM. And to close out the day is Honduras - El Salvador at 7 PM
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(Some European)
 
 
 
Actually, beyond the tag this needs nothing
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
THERE IT IS: Trump admits if he becomes president again he will simply pardon everyone involved in the January 6th siege..."Law and Order" president my ass
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Sat January 29, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Prime Minister's family evacuated due to fears over "non-violent" anti-vaxxer protest
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The lesser-known corollary to the law that states "all headlines that end in a question mark can be answered with 'no'" is "all headlines that start with 'why are . . .' can be answered with 'because they're stupid.'"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Happy Hockey Day in Canada, hosers. The Great White North celebrates its state religion with 11 games and every Canadian team in action. Will Ducks/Sens be a reenactment of 2007? Will the Leafs blow a lead? 12+ hours of hockey starts @ 12:30 PM ET
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"My fourth child was born this past Saturday; I've decided I need to do this for my family" says trucker who abandoned his wife in mid-labor to drive to Ottawa to protest vaccines
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Fri January 28, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
TFG's administration drafted a secret vaccination priority list to decide which countries would get our help first and--now this will come as a shock--it seem all the sh*thole countries were at the bottom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Billionaire loves bioterrorists
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ozzie, the world's oldest male gorilla, passes away at age 61. His last words were said to be "I'll see you on the other side"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The US travels to El Salvador looking to keep pace with ... Canada???? The top 4 teams are tightly packed and every point is crucial in this WC qualifying match. Get on the pitch by 7pm EST
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(Space News)
 
 
 
Israel signs Artemis Accords, hopes to clear out that little problem on the back side of the moon
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Evangeline Lilly shows she is still lost
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Columbine 2.0 thwarted, but since it happened in Canada, no weapons were found and everyone involved is sorry
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Nissan issues recall on almost 800,000 Rogues for going, well, you know
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Even the dirt is clean
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(TSN)
 
 
 
The Vancouver Canucks are proud to annou...ALLVIN
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Canadian January 6th" rhetoric surrounding anti vax trucker convoy headed to Ottawa this weekend "veering into dangerous territory". Wouldn't you agree, former leader of the Conservative party of Canada Andrew Scheer?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Immunity smoothie now with extra cyanide
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Oh... THAT kind of "oral plug". Well, alrighty then
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In 1986, Cleveland declared war on Canada in Operation Balloon Fight. Suck it, tree huggers. "It is a happening city, we are on the move. It is no longer the butt of jokes or anything"
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Mon January 24, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Cheap, government subsidized childcare planned in British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland, The Yukon, Northwest Territories, and Nunavut. But not all of Canada
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz starts screaming about the investigation into his sex-trafficking charges and this is NOT how an innocent man acts. Starts ~1:10
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(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Plague Rat Truckers who refuse the vaccine, masks and other mandates are forming a cross country convoy to spread their message and Covid
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Well, that does it, Canadian submitter is grabbing his hockey helmet and his canoe paddle and going to the No Frills to panic
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Sun January 23, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mark McMorris wins another X Games gold. RETURN OF THE MACK
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