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Mon August 10, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US court issues summons for Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over attempted Canadian hit squad, raising the fearsome specter of assassins attempting to dismember someone with a moose
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(Journal of Irreproducible Results)
 
 
 
In 1976 scientists pointed out that, as no one ever threw out their back issues of National Geographic, the accumulated weight would cause North America to collapse into the ocean. Do you still have decades worth of some magazine or another stored?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
George Boyd passed away from cancer, in July. He is Canada's first Black national TV news anchor, and a playwright, songwriter, award-winning stage musical writer, as well as radio personality. Hero tag needs a maple leaf
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
And you thought female Karens were nuts, here's a 'male Karen' that is so upset by social distancing that he scrapes the 6-feet reminder stickers off store floor for his freedums
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Sat August 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last fully intact ice shelf in the Canadian arctic isn't anymore after losing more than 40% of its area in just two days at the end of July
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's deputy PM politely reminds everyone how stupid Trump is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next, there will the companies *deliberately* naming their products after the Māori word for 'pubic hair'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Always look on the bright side of life. Trump aluminium tariffs on Canada guarantee an ample supply of US-made toilet paper in the US. Also, there will be ketchup, or is it catsup? Keep calm and pour the Bourbon
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Those "rogue operatives" who killed Jamal Khashoggi tried to kill someone else in Toronto two weeks later
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Stable genius Donald Trump slaps 10% tariff on Canadian aluminum. Aluminum that the US cannot satisfy the demand for domestically. Stable. Genius
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
China sentences Canadian to death for drug production, in dramatic escalation of the Communist party's war on Tim Horton's
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Zookeepers bamboozled as pandas not bamboozled enough
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Well, I know what I'm not spending $30 for on September 4th
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, says even with a vaccine, Canada has a 3 year plan before the werewolf problem will be under control
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thailand is TOTALLY upping the medical weedery
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Mon August 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians believe unfounded COVID-19 theories: the virus was engineered in China; the virus is a cover up of 5G effects; hydroxychloroquine can cure it; or rinsing your nose with a saline solution can protect you from infection
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♫Microsoft TikTok ya don't stop, Microsoft TikTok ya don't stop, stop♫
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Sun August 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
American boaters are either turning off their transponders in an effort to sneak into Canada or there's a huge spike in ghost ship occurrences
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Take Off Eh)
 
 
 
Canada decides to deny the world its poutine and maple syrup for another month
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists predict ice will melt. Ice melts. Scientists drink heavily
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists are using polymorphs to treat mental illnesses by turning you into a chicken
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
BC Premier asks citizens to be tolerant and polite if they see American license plates on the road, since not all Americans are halfwitted Covid carriers. As for Americans in province, he advises them to change plates or bicycle or take transit
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(TSN)
 
 
 
With NWSL and MLS being A-OK in iso, CPL heads to PEI
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This, my friends, is a real Canadian scandal
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Tue July 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sick of Working From Home? Just change your definition of Home. Barbados is offering 1 year visas for remote workers. Offer not valid in USA
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The rest of the world looks at the US's response to Coronavirus and mocks us
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The Bahamas tell US citizens they're welcome if they go up their nose with one of those
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Would you rather have a hummingbird-size dinosaur, or a dinosaur-size hummingbird? Too bad, you don't get either
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kirk's pride: Kobayashi Maru. Canada's shame: Komagata Maru
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Hallmark Channel is finally going to start showing LGBTQI Christmas movies. It's as if One Million Moms screamed out and then were silenced
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Life as you knew it in 2019 will never return
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
F1 cancels this year's US, Mexican, Brazilian races, saying that with the virus WFO, there's no formula for safety
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
It's better in the Bahamas. Not that you'll ever get the chance to compare
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Thu July 23, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica's article on climate migration avoids modeling how soon the US will invade Canada
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China's first homemade icebreaker heads to Arctic, but why are we breaking all that ice anyway? Why can't we let it just chill?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada ends asylum agreement with the United States because we keep violating human rights
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Wed July 22, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1933, Wiley Post completed his solo flight around the world, a feat later echoed in the 80's by his distant ancestor Wile E. Coyote on his ACME rocket
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Hey, I know. Let's cut down on carbon emissions by building skyscrapers out of wood
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Major League Baseball is coming to Pittsburgh
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. versus Canada's handling of COVID-19 summed up in one photo: Niagara Falls
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
BJ Services to no longer slurp up Earth's oil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Black boxes from the airliner shot down by Iran have arrived for analysis in France, apparently after either a thorough cleaning or being sent via Pony Express
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
US borders continue to get closed
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canada's covid curve-flattening hero gets the ultimate accolade: an Eggs Benny named in her honour
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(Google)
 
 
 
Does cannabis really affect memory? Does cannabis really affect memory?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Not only is Laura Ingraham an idiot by thinking Biden somehow has sway in Toronto, she's also a lying idiot because they didn't ban communion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham very concerned because... *checks notes* Joe Biden won't protect religious liberty in Toronto. Wait, what? Laura Ingraham being too dumb to know Toronto is in Canada? I did Nazi that coming
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Those of us hoping to flee the country are going to have to wait until August 31
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian Navy is dropping "seaman" to make a gender-neutral title and quit making us laugh
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because who WOULDN'T want to have a herd of 50+ life-sized animatronic dinosaurs?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
AMC picks up David Tennant's serial killer drama
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada avoided 10,000+ new cases of Coronavirus by doing this one weird trick
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Far-right politician calls for removal of Jews. "What we need to do, perhaps more than anything, is remove these people, once and for all, from our country." Difficulty: Canada
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Russian space chief tries to prevent himself from accidentally ingesting polonium by trash talking NASA
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
"It's like they don't care. Life is normal. Nothing's changed for them...I just couldn't believe, everyone's standing outside. Everyone is congregating like nothing is happening"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
"It was mentioned that Johnny Depp's finger may be somewhere, and when I was clearing up I found it"
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America's long national nightmare continues: Hallmark Christmas movie resumes shooting today...in Canada
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Physicists discover rotating black holes might serve as portals for hyperspace travel, your mom jokes
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, border's closed. The moose out front will be there for another 30 days
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I fought the Tariffs.......but I did not moot the jeopardy
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will all the Ubisoft executives who did not engage in sexual harassment please raise their hands. (looks around room) C'mon, let's see those hands ... hey, where is everyone going?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada adds 952,900 jobs in June which is either 750,000 or 1,300,000 American. Subby was educated in the States so maths is hard
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five states are doing enough actual Coronavirus tests and trying to get ahead of the curve
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's like night and day
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Leader of Canadian opposition party: The fact that police didn't shoot and kill white intruder at Prime Minister's residence proves they are racist
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Customers wondered how they achieved such a creamy flavour. The answer is obvious
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K real estate holdings office
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath, & Barely in Existence
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Wed July 08, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trudeau burns Trump...politely
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
A fund has been created to support the development of new trivia questions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Medicare for all would have been beneficial to fight Covid at the beginning of the outbreak
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(Mr Breakfast)
 
 
 
Pac-Man Cereal: Great '80s cereal, or greatest '80s cereal? With bonus Mr. Rogers
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, diggers at historic Barkerville unearth a Chinese restaurant from the Seventies. The Eighteen-Seventies to be exact, a decade without red leather seats or fortune cookies, but lots of hungry and thirsty gold miners
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Calgary doctor gives CPR to man who had heart attack, a few days later gives same man a quintuple bypass. Expected to mow the lawn and take the garbage to the curb every Wednesday from now on
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
They are calling it an assassination attempt on the... Wait, the Prime Minister of Canada? Ok 2020, you're drunk. Go home
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GSK and Philip Morris partner up for a trip to vaccine flavor country
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
I wonder what the angry tweets are going to say
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
KFC completes The Great Potato Shift from wedges to "Secret Recipe" fries, which the Colonel pre-tested in Canada to ensure quality
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada should build a wall and America should pay for it
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Mon July 06, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
With a name like Smucker's, it may cause your cat to suffer nausea with excessive salivation, diarrhea or vomiting, or more severe symptoms like difficulty breathing and possible cardiac or respiratory failure sometimes leading to death
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
An anagram of 'US-Mexico-Canada free trade agreement' is 'Maniac Coaxed Us, Regret Defeat Near Me'. Japan realizes that it's cheaper to triple Mexican wages than build new US plants
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
This time around, Canada is in no mood to apologize
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(Thunder Bay News)
 
 
 
Minnesota couple fined $1.98 US for not quarantining themselves after entering Canada
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's time for your annual reminder that meat isn't really in hot dogs
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(Geotab.com)
 
 
 
America's loneliest stretches of open, scenic roads available on interactive map. Come for Maine's Old Canada Road; stay for Alaska's Dalton Highway
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only Trump would think a pandemic would make the country #1
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(NPR)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Casey Kasem kept his feet on the ground and started reaching for the stars
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Listen you plaguerats. Get to stepping . Either go to Alaska like you said, or go the fark home
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Depiction of 25-years-hence remote worker looks eerily familiar
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada's five big banks boycott Facebook for promoting hate speech
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the possible exception of a few businesses, most Canadians have realized that "not having to deal with Americans in our country because of the pandemic" is a feature, not a bug
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day to our Northern Neighbor farkers. We'll stand on guard for thee
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, Google Glass 2.0
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent
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(WDIO Duluth)
 
 
 
Great. NOW how am I supposed to make my hats?
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Mon June 29, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC subway riders are returning to work in state of the art subway cars. State of the art from 1964 that is
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sights that evoke terror in Canada: Grizzly tracks, wolf spoor, American licence plates
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile the covid crisis continues to crush Canada. Wait, what's that? Only a 100 or so cases in all of Ontario today... Make that, Canada continues to crush the covid
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Canada: "Dear tech workers, we're just like the US, but without Donald Trump"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
While we wait for the season to resume, we have NHL news, and it's good: the Hall of Fame Class of 2020 is here
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Here's a crazy story featuring Robin Williams, an acid trip, and the moral panic from the performance of South Park's "Blame Canada" at the 2000 Oscars
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I spent 3 months in isolation just so now i can throw bananas at other drivers, yeehaw
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Covid 19 means the borders are closed. American malingerers in Banff National park charged $1200 CAD. Or $20 American bucks
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia mass shooter withdrew nearly a half million in cash before the shootings directly from a Brinks depot which is consistent with how police informants are paid. Things are getting weird
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Canada's ferry system can't resist joining the dogpile, you know someone really farked up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... it's Park Bench Patty
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You need to put this baby seal safari in Canada on your bucket list. Protip: leave your clubs behind
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump ordered his subordinates to disparage Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in the news. Guess he didn't like the way his women were looking at him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing, just a knockoff lego set of the Border Wall, complete with racist depictions of Mexicans. Ages 5+
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Foreign country most active in online right-wing extremism is... Canada?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hold on to your touques, but Canadian retail was down a record 26.4% in April
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Thu June 18, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Studio Ghibli films coming to cinemas for "once in a lifetime" event this summer. It might be worth dying for, and that would make it once in a lifetime
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In this opinion column, we learn how one nation's conservative government is eroding the rule of law to suppress the Palestinian cause through slavish devotion to Zionism, and that nation is . . . Canada?
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, Trudeau suggests a gun ban. Saskatchewan responds with a gun ban ban. Canadians wait with bated breath to see if Trudeau moves for a gun ban ban ban
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... two more months of $2,000 a month and the Canada/U.S. border closed until July 21st
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thankfully, Drew is a heavy drinker and will therefore live forever
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Chinese officials now yearning for a Trump victory in November as he's 'destroying US alliances'
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
The Doritos pickle incident has hit the US
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Researchers studying procedural generation code for a video game stumped as to how it even works. No, not that game. Not that one either. Nope, much older than that one too
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The latest thing Trump will screw up during tariff battles with EU, China? Lobstahs
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Sat June 13, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Simon Fraser University in Canada urged to change its athletic team name from The Clan. You might say "Well actually it's Scottish" and be correct, but in this climate it won't help, and when you play in America it certainly won't help
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During the lockdown, bored citizens have become obsessed with their leader's crazy hair. Difficulty: not Trump
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU now openly asking the UK to delay leaving the EU
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Wed June 10, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Starbucks retreats south of the border. Cylons everywhere rejoice
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, a 24 year old man breaks the unspoken truce with an ancient evil race of monsters
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(The Score)
 
 
 
"I got mine"
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Details about the latest effort to hunt down and punish those who leak information was leaked to this newspaper
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The whole world is watching, the whole world is protesting 🌍🌎🌏
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Sat June 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Man finds $850,000 worth of cocaine in a car he just bought at auction and does the right thing, no really
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Call the Red Green towing company for our low, low prices. You won't be disappointed
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Thu June 04, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nissan demonstrates racial insensitivity by recalling cars that have problems in the hood
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Border guards will consider these factors when deciding to let you in when visiting your girlfriend, in Canada
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
In self protection after recent race riots, African American Museum flees to Canada
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tenant above meth lab trying his best to be polite about his neighbour
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Geez why are there no peaceful protests
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Businesses can build trust with consumers by unlocking data about their practices." Oh Canada, don't ever change
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canada: "Russia is NOT welcome in the G-7 (and we say that in the most polite way possible")
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready misspelled headline: "Forests are for the pubic, not the timber industry"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well maybe if one of them ever spent a few seconds learning how to find a clitoris
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Sun May 31, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Homeless man not allowed to move to his own property
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Little child says he didn't want to play with those guys anyway
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Sat May 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, The Canadian Armed Forces are now to receive Hazard Pay for working in Long-Term Care Homes
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Arctic zombie fires that did not die last year are returning because of a lack of rainnnnnnss
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Respected world leaders meet to discuss how to cooperate to mitigate the damage of COVID on the world. Guess who decided to skip it.. go ahead guess
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Chlorinator in Chief not only is the rest of the world afraid to come to the United States, carrying a US passport is going to keep most of us banned from traveling anywhere else
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Potato Paradise." Oh yes, el dorado exists
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having now been found miles away from the closest traps, it looks like murder hornets are going viral
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you had Advantage as the next rental car company file bankruptcy, pickup your prize on row K #25
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada Post takes eight years to deliver a product from the 1950s
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Bath & Body Works had a strong quarter. Its online sales grew 85% over last year. It expects its sanitizer products to grow into a $300 million business this year, up from $100 million last year." So it's a PERFECT time to close 50 stores
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
3-D printed egg whites: They're not just for breakfast any more
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Tue May 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada rocked by violence as rival gangs resort to murder, arson, and fraud to control valuable... tow truck territory?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry thinking about moving to NYC where they can be properly ignored by the commoners (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy escapes brown bear, brown shorts
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Christian rock singer: "I am now finding that I no longer believe in God. It didn't happen overnight or all of a sudden. It's been more like pulling on the threads of a sweater, and one day discovering that there was no more sweater left"
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Priest shoots baby with water pistol, social-distance baptizes the kid for life
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Shop worker refuses to serve woman because she has no Covid-19 face mask on. Not a problem for her, she just strips off to use her soiled knickers as a face mask. Ewwwwww (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Skittles...taste the um, greyness?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It will go down in science history as one of the most beautiful and best preserved dinosaur specimens - the Mona Lisa of dinosaurs"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Golf courses in Maine are open. Golf courses in New Brunswick are open. But the golf course that straddles their border? Not so much
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
If hockey isn't essential travel in Canada, I don't know what is
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Tue May 19, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, eh
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(CBC)
 
 
 
I did Nutzy this happening
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Mon May 18, 2020
(JamBase)
 
 
 
Fark's most beloved singer and Fark's most hated singer team up to sing on benefit song for COVID-19 relief in Canada. Can the Apocalypse be far behind?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Forces Snowbird crashes immediately after takeoff. Pilot and flight tech seen ejecting. Developing w/video
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
If you're old enough to remember non-smoking sections in restaurants, you already know why this isn't going to work
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Trump: "I've never lost anybody to the flu." Trump's grandfather, who died from the flu in 1918, unavailable for comment
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Thu May 14, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Somebody finally saves Artax
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(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
"What did you do on your last job?" "I sold marijuana." "Far out, you're hired"
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(CBC)
 
Video
 
Beaver closeups included in the video. Eh
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Tue May 12, 2020
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Cure found for the 'rona: shove a flashlight up your nose
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have not been to People of Walmart lately, let's see how they're handling the pandemic
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Well this is not at all concerning
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Home delivery of craft beer is popular during a pandemic. Yeah, gimme a No Sh*t Sherlock Stout, kthx
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Spring's old and busted: hoarding toilet paper. Summer's new hotness: hoarding Baby Yoda cereal
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Still on the hoof
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Wed May 06, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Magnetic pole drift explained. Canada asked him for a commitment
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is Canada doing so much better than the United States regarding the coronavirus? Hint: Leadership, nonpartisan politics and socialized health care
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
I did not win it. I did not. Oh, hai lawsuit
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Spem reduxit (She has restored hope)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada. The answer to the headline is Canada
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Prime Minister Centerfold)
 
 
 
Let's have a reasonable discussion about gun control in the context of Canada's immediate ban on assault weapons
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
....As opposed to a mildly amused alligator?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Evolutionary tradeoffs discovered in ancient shrimp-like species. They too were merely prawns in game of life
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The only professional sports league where Canadian teams regularly win a Cup is in jeopardy
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The uncomfortable position of having to choose to agree with Trump or defend Amazon
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tripadvisor giving 25% of workforce permanent vacation
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Yeah we could have done more. Sorry" - Canada's top doctor
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Mon April 27, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
British Canadian man French and family forced to leave Spain and are now moored in Italy to wait out COVID-19, additional country references to subsequent headlines
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Toronto Canada is getting a professional Ice Hockey team. Woohooo
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Sat April 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett will publically discuss his missing vital organ this Saturday
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Thanks for your efforts during this difficult time, ma'am. Could you pop your trunk for a moment for me?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not sure which is stranger these days, half the people of a flight not wearing masks or that the plane itself was 80-90% full
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Coat-maker Canada Goose signs a pledge to no long use "virgin fur" in their garments, say that from now on they will only use pelts from animals who were filthy sluts that had it coming
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Wed April 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What is it like to compete is the longest mountain bike race in the world? Course is 2,700+ miles from Canada to Mexico. Bonus: Subby did this in 2018
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How did the shooter in Nova Scotia manage to kill 22 people over the course of a day? Wearing a RCMP uniform and driving a replica police car might have helped
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Tue April 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Sales are booming for the new kevlar implants
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(Motor 1)
 
 
 
Majority of 2020 Corvette customers are in their 40s, unlike the previous generation where they were mostly between 70 and deceased
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(Exclaim!)
 
Boobies
 
HBO announces its new streaming service, meaning it will finally be possible to find boobs on the internet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guess who is going to make sanitizer over and over and over and over and over and over and over?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Give us your no one
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Sun April 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
At least sixteen dead in Canadian shooting rampage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I'm not your buddy, friend. I'm not your friend, buddy
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Man protesting prison conditions encases himself in drums of concrete outside governor's mansion, becomes hardened criminal in the process
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Petrostates at risk of failure from Saudi Arabia and Russia oil-price war as well as COVID-19 crushing oil demand. Venezuela. Iran. Libya. Newfoundland & Labrador. Kazakh--- wait. What?
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Canada continues to stand on guard against the US
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With everything else going to hell in a handbasket, Bed Bath & Beyond beats estimates because why not?
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Laughing Squid)
 
Video
 
Watch Fred Armisen create comedy gold
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
How aboot no
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Wed April 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Instagram now trying to influence small businesses via gift cards, food orders and fundraisers
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada's economy shrank a record 9% Canadian
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Tue April 14, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
"We made sure that we were not speaking moistly on each other." and that's travelling in 2020 for you courtesy of Andrew Scheer leader of the Conservative Party of Canada
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
So how does one 'ethically source' a human spine?
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