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Tue August 11, 2020
		California: Companies like Uber and lift have to treat drivers as employees and give them benefits. Uber: OR,.... what if we just set up a "benefit fund" and let THEM decide whether they want sick leave, OR buy health insurance, OR take a vacation? source: mic.com \| share:	13
		California is building a 636-foot-long bridge over bullet train right-of-way. With the latest fixes, it won't collapse. Probably source: latimes.com \| share:	49
		MLB finally realized that a bubble format will work source: espn.com \| share:	15
		Who has the Big One on their 2020 board? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	68
		California judge fires the first salvo against the gig economy. Orders Uber and Lyft to classify drivers as employees source: theverge.com \| share:	11

Mon August 10, 2020
		Well THAT's never a good sign: "California Public Health Director Sonia Angell abruptly resigned Sunday evening without explanation" source: politico.com \| share:	21

Sat August 08, 2020
		California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime source: latimes.com \| share:	88
		Town decides to give spandex warriors an app that lets them give drivers red lights. What could possibly go wrong? source: wane.com \| share:	108

Fri August 07, 2020
		California restaurant sets up "Patio Bubbles" for people who want a horrendous outdoor dining experience. Pic ITFA for your pleasure source: wcvb.com \| share:	76
		Uber's low prices have a dark human toll source: salon.com \| share:	15

Thu August 06, 2020
		Geraldo Rivera has been told by his Asian friends that the phrase China Virus is racist, gives Trump a chance to whitemansplain why it is not source: thehill.com \| share:	27
		The fight scene from Anchorman just broke out at a California hotel source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	49
(Some New Wave Guy)		This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Buzzcocks, Red Flag, The Soft Boys, and B.E.F. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #145. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	76
		What a redacted helmet may look like source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	21

Wed August 05, 2020
		You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who source: cnn.com \| share:	36

Tue August 04, 2020
		Not news: Man pulls a gun on Black Lives Matter protesters demonstrating near his home. News: he's been criminally charged by California's Attorney General. Fark: He's the husband of the Los Angeles District Attorney source: politico.com \| share:	70
		California wildfire renamed "Apple iFire" after threats from corporate lawyers source: losangeles.cbslocal.com \| share:	19
		USA, USA USA, 25% of respondents believe the US is doing a much better job than other countries in its Covid response source: thehill.com \| share:	53
		We're two countries now, The United States of Trump, and "very bad states" source: americanindependent.com \| share:	60

Mon August 03, 2020
		Uh-oh. Former aide to Kamala Harris when she was California Attorney general signed an NDA in exchange for a $35,000 pay out. What a twist: Harris has released her from her NDA and said she's free to talk to the press if she wants to source: nypost.com \| share:	39
		On this day in history, in 1846, the ill-fated Donner party encountered their first delay. And no, sadly it was not due to the Sommelier being unable to suggest a proper pairing for long pork source: history.com \| share:	53
		Man creates a mask you can drink in source: abc7.com \| share:	48

Sun August 02, 2020
		60 Minutes: Here's how California completely botched marijuana legalization source: cbsnews.com \| share:	123
		Over 7,000 evacuated from Southern California due to Apple fire. Samsung fire expected to affect millions source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	32

Sat August 01, 2020
		Meanwhile, California is melting source: cnn.com \| share:	115

Fri July 31, 2020
		California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one source: kron4.com \| share:	60
		Surprisingly, forests move--but very slowly, and only when they need to kill a buttload of orcs or a renegade Scottish king source: npr.org \| share:	19

Thu July 30, 2020
		California lowers the bar for the bar source: latimes.com \| share:	66
(Some New Wave Guy)		This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Hüsker Dü, Thomas Leer, Julian Cope, and Quando Quango. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #144. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	67

Wed July 29, 2020
		A San Francisco pastor wrote in a bulletin to his congregation that "news reports on COVID are largely unreal" and suggested without evidence that the media have inflated the severity of the pandemic to unseat President Donald Trump source: sfgate.com \| share:	73

Tue July 28, 2020
		Good news Dodgers fans, you can now get their crappy stadium food delivered to your home source: ktla.com \| share:	17
(Some Booger Guy)		Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money source: zippia.com \| share:	198
		The Philadelphia Eagles honor Kobe Bryant with a mural and his 10 rules. We may be able to live by them, too source: espn.com \| share:	13
		The Tesla Cybertruck Will Change Colors With Heat source: carbuzz.com \| share:	19

Sun July 26, 2020
		Just in case it was unclear, leaving the "NBA Bubble" to attend a funeral doesn't include visiting strip clubs. And yes, we're talking to you, Lou Williams source: cbssports.com \| share:	33

Fri July 24, 2020
		Official: Tesla Cybertruck Will Call Texas Home source: carbuzz.com \| share:	7
		Mel Gibson had COVID back in April, yelled some racial slurs and it went away source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	21
		Republican governors who've been following Trump's lead by denying Coronavirus exists find their states and polls are suffering source: axios.com \| share:	38

Thu July 23, 2020
(Some Guy)		This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Killing Joke, Pylon, XTC, and The Lucy Show. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #143. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	60
		Weekly initial jobless claims blow past estimates 1.416m vs 1.3m estimate source: cnbc.com \| share:	41
		Texas enters the "storing COVID-19 dead bodies in refrigerated trailers" phase source: reuters.com \| share:	45

Wed July 22, 2020
		You don't want mold on your Zinger source: 10news.com \| share:	1
(Some Guy)		RIP Cuomo Chips *offer only valid in California source: californiaglobe.com \| share:	110

Tue July 21, 2020
		There's about to be 960 more people on your LinkedIn profile asking for a job, connection, reference, introduction, etc source: reuters.com \| share:	6

Mon July 20, 2020
		If you had a war criminal leading the Texas GOP on your 2020 betslip, please come forward to collect your winnings source: texastribune.org \| share:	41
		Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease source: abc7.com \| share:	156
		California Preacher: Covid-19 restrictions are 'tyrannical' source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	69

Sun July 19, 2020
		California: The legalization of pot and the licensing of marijuana farmers is going so smoothly that it is generating continuous sheriffs' raids on illegal growers in Riverside County source: latimes.com \| share:	68

Sat July 18, 2020
		"At one stage, California's Newsom was told that if he wanted the federal government to help obtain the swabs needed to test for the virus, he would have to ask Trump himself - and thank him" source: twitter.com \| share:	100
		Things you might find in a California Mud Bog: 4-wheeler races, Burning Man recreational tents, apocalyptic slime monsters, Dana Rohrabacher's dignity, and wild viruses yielding new CRISPR tools source: endpts.com \| share:	3
(Some Foodie)		Eating inside restaurants is why Orange County and much of the rest of California had to close again source: voiceofoc.org \| share:	29

Fri July 17, 2020
		California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	31

Thu July 16, 2020
		Politics Discussion: Proposition 16 will be on the ballot in California this year. Are you for or against it? (Details are in the link if you are unfamiliar with it) source: ballotpedia.org \| share:	58
		Interesting Tag: Former Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer calls out current Arizona Republican Governor, Doug Ducey, for his disastrous handling of the COVID-19 situation. Cool Tag: with a "Breaking Bad" quotation source: ktar.com \| share:	10
		Jesus Christ, what happened to his head? source: local10.com \| share:	50
(Some New Wave Guy)		This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Pandoras, Hagar the Womb, Tin Huey, and Rational Youth. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #142. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	65

Wed July 15, 2020
		For $149 to $299, your face can be in the cutout crowd at empty Dodger Stadium (if the season goes off in these times of a plague) source: ktla.com \| share:	22
		Florida: "We've had 10,000 new Covid cases today." California: "Hold my sunscreen" source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	82
		Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed source: fox4now.com \| share:	165
		COVID-19 is spiking at the Tesla plant in Fremont, California (Where Elon Musk himself toured unmasked in June) source: mashable.com \| share:	13
		In an unexpected burst Chipotle plans on hiring 10,000 source: reuters.com \| share:	8
		Rush Limbaugh's modest proposal to defeat COVID-19 source: yahoo.com \| share:	137
		Judge finds loophole in California's foie gras ban source: reason.com \| share:	16

Tue July 14, 2020
		"California rolls back reopening." No word on where salmon nigiri stands on the issue source: forbes.com \| share:	29
		Not to alarm anyone, but the Bonhomme Richard is still aflame, with the temperature of the flames reaching over a thousand degrees. No idea if that is Celsius or Fahrenheit though source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	171
		Username does NOT check out source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	18
		Son of Playboy founder to enter California Senate race. Not so much a 'swamp', but a 'grotto' source: cnn.com \| share:	30
		Because it's 2020, the odds have tripled for a major earthquake along the San Andreas fault source: ktla.com \| share:	48

Mon July 13, 2020
		Travis Kelce gives Patrick Mahomes a wet willy on live television source: nbcsports.com \| share:	5
		Last Call in California for a while source: cnbc.com \| share:	160

Sun July 12, 2020
		Ugly-ass condors spotted in Sequoia National Park for the first time in 50 years source: cbsnews.com \| share:	17
		California lost the battle for coronavirus testing. And they were one of the states that tried source: latimes.com \| share:	55

Fri July 10, 2020
		California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	65

Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)		"My videos were mostly tickle and spank," he said. "It's not something I'm proud of," says man who is running for political office source: pinalcentral.com \| share:	36
		Hosting next week's Texas Republican Convention? Houston has a problem with that source: politico.com \| share:	36

Wed July 08, 2020
(Some Guy)		An in-depth graphical analysis of women's tops sold on goodwill's website. TL/DR, even goodwill stuff is more expensive in California source: goodwill.awardwinninghuman.com \| share:	10
		"Some spots" of economic damage? "SOME SPOTS?" source: reuters.com \| share:	57
		Michael Lofthouse, CEO and founder of San Francisco tech company Solid8, is really sorry that video of his profane, racist rant has gone viral. Tag chosen because, let's be honest here, these daily viral videos define us as a country source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	116

Tue July 07, 2020
		California Assembly postpones session indefinitely after Coronavirus outbreak source: thehill.com \| share:	9
		California couple charged with hate crime for defacing Black Lives Matter mural source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	177
		Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing source: abc7ny.com \| share:	46
		"Arizona joins Texas, California, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois in tallying more than 100,000 cases of coronavirus" source: thehill.com \| share:	175
		Now is exactly the time to own your own funicular source: curbed.com \| share:	21

Mon July 06, 2020
		The good news: Florida did not have back to back days of 10k new coronavirus cases. The bad news: 9,999 source: npr.org \| share:	73

Sun July 05, 2020
		Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students source: fox29.com \| share:	35

Sat July 04, 2020
		The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World source: msn.com \| share:	83
		San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong? source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	38
		...ure at every level. R.I.P. America: 07/04/1776 - 11/08/2016 source: npr.org \| share:	77
		Mexico: about that wall thing source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	58

Fri July 03, 2020
		Ex-San Franciscans realize they can keep their sweet Bay Area jobs while moving to towns where the streets -aren't- lined with needles, poop and neo-Maoist trust-fund dipshiats source: sfist.com \| share:	126
		Eureka man busted for possession of over 10,000 pounds of illegal fireworks. Neighborhood dogs seen nodding in approval source: lostcoastoutpost.com \| share:	44
		How did California go from Coronavirus success to failure? source: thehill.com \| share:	254
		U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1? source: npr.org \| share:	105

Thu July 02, 2020
		Tourists: let's see the Golden Gate Bridge. Golden Gate Bridge: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee source: foxnews.com \| share:	110
		For July, 2020 brings us...the return of the giant hogweed source: pressandjournal.co.uk \| share:	16
(Some New Wave Guy)		This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Au Pairs, The Glove, Magazine, and Pseudo Echo. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #140. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	81
		"Egg salad and a basketball star provide one California cafe's coronavirus lifeline." See? It can be done source: reuters.com \| share:	2
		Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	48
		What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19 source: cnbc.com \| share:	2

Wed July 01, 2020
		Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise source: nbcnews.com \| share:	10
		Pentagon declares California, Florida, and Michigan no-go areas due to COVID-19 prevalence. US space force insists on nuking states from orbit, says it's the only way to be sure source: militarytimes.com \| share:	42

Tue June 30, 2020
		Why this billionaire is moving his company from a liberal hell hole to ultraconservative Austin TX source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	90
		Sick U.S. citizens living in Mexico keep showing up at the border and calling ambulances to take them to U.S. hospitals. If only there was a wall that could keep disease vectors out source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	37

Mon June 29, 2020
		"I felt a little dirty, but I did it" source: motherjones.com \| share:	29
		Hundreds gather at San Diego rally to recall Gov Newsom and show off their patriotic hotpants source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	89
		And when the wave approaches, take our ashes to the ocean source: ktla.com \| share:	25

Sun June 28, 2020
		I hope Pence's prayers are up to date source: cnn.com \| share:	107

Fri June 26, 2020
		How COVIDiots across the US are bullying health officials into supporting their demands source: statnews.com \| share:	64
		New Pew Poll says Republicans, Democrats are moving even further apart with coronavirus concerns. How can that even be with one side wanting to save everyone and the other wanting to kill them? source: people-press.org \| share:	65

Thu June 25, 2020
		Hundreds dead at scene of California shooting source: ocregister.com \| share:	49
		Neopalpa donaldtrumpi is a moth species occurring in Southern California and Northern Mexico known for its yellowish-white head scales source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	8
(Some Guy)		This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes new music from Wendy James, plus tunes from Felt & The Damned. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #139. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	47
		Utah wants you to take down 'enormous, invasive, delicious' bullfrogs source: local21news.com \| share:	29
		We can't leave source: theweek.com \| share:	124
		"If you value your health, do not believe the president" source: mediaite.com \| share:	32
		Disneyland decides that reopening too soon would be kind of goofy source: cnn.com \| share:	45

Wed June 24, 2020
		Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District source: mediamatters.org \| share:	65

Tue June 23, 2020
		Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	10
		The fog's getting thicker, and Penney's list of store closings is getting larrrrrrrger source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	32

Sat June 20, 2020
		White professor demands Vietnamese student "Anglicize" her name so he doesn't have to say it. College administration ensures that he won't be saying it source: abc7news.com \| share:	304
		Sir, I think you have a small problem and may need to pull over source: abc7.com \| share:	63
		California firefighters' training video is legendary source: jalopnik.com \| share:	18

Thu June 18, 2020
		The Sunshine State sees a record number of COVID-19 cases upon reopening. Not THAT Sunshine State. The other one source: mercurynews.com \| share:	81
(Some Guy)		NY style pizza is about the dough and the flour not the water. RIP California pizza guy source: sonomamag.com \| share:	8
		Only 11? source: indy100.com \| share:	26
		California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care source: latimes.com \| share:	254
(Some New Wave Guy)		This week's THREE hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Wire, Visage, Classix Nouveaux, and Fad Gadget. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #138. Starts @ 1PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	98

Wed June 17, 2020
		Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	3
		California capitol will have its Christopher Columbus statue discover the trash heap after 137 years source: politico.com \| share:	101
		♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫ source: ktla.com \| share:	17

Tue June 16, 2020
		I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense source: vinepair.com \| share:	12
		Remember when the Confederacy raised its flag on the rocky northern California coast? source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	38
		Golden State Killer accepts offer denied to his victims source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	36

Mon June 15, 2020
		Farmers come together to feed those in need. Soon to be on Pornhub source: abc7.com \| share:	4
		California's largest police unions call for lessening the use of force, increasing accountability and rooting out racist officers. Other police unions expected to fight back; WWE scheduling Police Union Brawl to Settle It All source: mercurynews.com \| share:	61
		Supreme Court just denied hearing Trump's appeal in US v California, challenging California's sanctuary laws (PDF) source: supremecourt.gov \| share:	59

Sat June 13, 2020
		Man claiming to be a 'UFC fighter from California' shoots eight people in a San Antonio parking lot with a long rifle after he was refused entry to bar by security source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	124
		A whopping 88% of people think America is f*cked up under Trump source: politicususa.com \| share:	39

Fri June 12, 2020
		Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son arrested for allegedly stabbing neighbor. No word if it was Bill Walton's son source: nypost.com \| share:	21

Thu June 11, 2020
		Today's Karen harassing a minority in the park is brought to you by Torrance, California source: twitter.com \| share:	204

Tue June 09, 2020
		California will allow movie theaters to reopen to infection June 12 source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	34
		Two FPS gamers, one from England and one from California who forged a friendship after playing online every day for a year finally meet. Fark: They're in their 70's source: nypost.com \| share:	7

Fri June 05, 2020
		Now on archive.org: SimRefinery by Maxis. "Oil refineries are really, really complicated. That's why Chevron wanted Maxis to make them a game like SimCity, to teach the employees at their oil refinery in Richmond, California how it all worked" source: arstechnica.com \| share:	31
		If you are expecting a Amazon package delivery today in Southern California, it may be delayed source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	52
		It's National Donut Day, so here's a guide to finding the best deals and freebies so you don't have to fritter about looking for them source: delish.com \| share:	3

Thu June 04, 2020
		Okay, we got a pandemic, protests, tropical storms ... uh, California, what've you got? Wildfires? Not yet, but we got a little earthquake. Is that good? source: earthquake.usgs.gov \| share:	28

Wed June 03, 2020
		San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy source: sf.curbed.com \| share:	141
		Washington Redskins participate in #BlackoutTuesday on social media in support of racial justice source: wusa9.com \| share:	9

Mon June 01, 2020
		Please, don't feed homeless people pepper spray source: apnews.com \| share:	73
		Los Angeles County given the OK to totally reopen restaurants. Sit-down dining could begin as soon as this weekend as long as you don't take the southbound 101 or the 5 at rush hour source: foodandwine.com \| share:	1

Sat May 30, 2020
		Google: looks around "Yeah, maybe with the world falling apart right now we shouldn't be trying to celebrate Android 11" source: theverge.com \| share:	16

Fri May 29, 2020
		Playing for the Chargers adequately prepared Melvin Gordon for playing games in front of empty stadiums source: espn.com \| share:	19

Thu May 28, 2020
		Germany: Twitter is welcome here if Trump kicks you guys out of the US source: reuters.com \| share:	103
		From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times" source: msn.com \| share:	216

Wed May 27, 2020
		Protest on both sides of the 101 freeway in downtown Los Angeles source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	243
		Producers of Criminal Minds being sued by California for having sex discrimination minds source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	27
		Thanks to the Callery pear tree, I knew what semen smelled like before I even saw my first real-life penis source: okwhatever.org \| share:	16
		Don't panic, but Gilroy is running out of garlic source: mercurynews.com \| share:	19

Tue May 26, 2020
		Dodger Stadium now largest coronavirus testing site in California, hoping to avoid patients leaving early to beat the traffic source: espn.com \| share:	20
		California church asking Supreme Court to block Gov. Gavin Newsom's restrictions on in-person church services. Matthew 6:6 surrenders source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	91
		Kevin Federline prevented Britney Spears from seeing her sons until she self-quarantined for two weeks. In other news, anyone remember Kevin Federline? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	34

Mon May 25, 2020
		Republican National Committee sues California to halt vote-by-mail for November general election source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	60
		California heat wave to increase risk of death from... hypothermia? source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	37

Sun May 24, 2020
		Unlike his time in the NFL, Ryan Leaf actually connects with someone source: espn.com \| share:	13

Sat May 23, 2020
		"We're moving people around just to keep the balls in the air." is a direct quote from A) A basketball coach. B) A porno director. C) The director of California's crappy unemployment system source: cbs8.com \| share:	42

Fri May 22, 2020
		Issa sues California to stop it from sending mail ballots to people who won't vote for him source: politico.com \| share:	73
		Republicans pull support from California House candidate for acting like, well, a Republican source: thehill.com \| share:	49

Thu May 21, 2020
		Coast Guard unloads $37M of cocaine seized at sea, looks to trade it for an 8-ball of hydroxy source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	31
		Freeway ✔ Flare gun ✔ Father is a serial killer ✔ Launch 🚀 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	17

Wed May 20, 2020
		OLD: Toilet paper shortage. NEW: Garlic shortage from everyone cooking at home. No wonder so many are complaining about wearing masks source: timesheraldonline.com \| share:	18
		California's EDD phone system is hanging up on unemployment seekers. Subby (an IT guy) dealt with them back in 2018 and their system was complete shiat then as well source: 10news.com \| share:	22
		I'm what they might call a lifelong "early adopter." I grew up in a little town called Sunnyvale, California, smack dab in the middle of Silicon Valley. Both of my parents are engineers. -- Why is the lead of every Ringer article the writer's IG bio? source: theringer.com \| share:	34
		Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	42
(Ganja)		Hightimes' acquisition of California marijuana cultivator goes to pot source: ganjapreneur.com \| share:	3

Tue May 19, 2020
		Shutdown causes organ donation shortage. Not enough people dying in car accidents. Not enough people allowed to live free and donate source: tmz.com \| share:	12

Fri May 15, 2020
		Laid-off workers seeking new post-pandemic careers, possibly as scavengers, wasteland raiders, that guy with the flamethower guitar on the truck, or god forbid, even worse: Salesforce administrators source: abc7news.com \| share:	44
		Hemorrhagic rabbit disease found in California for first time as one of the four horsemen goes for extra credit source: fox40.com \| share:	51
		Texas reports single-day coronavirus death high two weeks after reopening. I mean, it's not like anyone could've predicted this source: thehill.com \| share:	124
		6.4-magnitude earthquake rattles Nevada about 225 miles northwest of Las Vegas. Tens of dollars of damages expected source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	72
		Warned three times by different agencies, nevertheless he persisted source: ksbw.com \| share:	6

Thu May 14, 2020
		You better believe that kid got his Lamborghini. Well, at least a ride in one. Make that two. With famous people source: kron4.com \| share:	31
(Some Guy)		This week's serving of vintage 80's alt/goth/post-punk/new wave includes a tribute & sendoff for Florian Schneider & David Greenfield. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #133. Starts @ 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share:	41

Wed May 13, 2020
		Anyone wanna talk bands that shoulda coulda woulda? 10-15 years ago subby spent a week in central California, a song by this band was all over the radio. Bought the CD, loved it, then forgot it. Whatever happened to them? source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	75
		California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox source: reuters.com \| share:	5
		One positive about the lockdown is that there are fewer cars on the road to get in the way when gunfire erupts source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	11
		Pro sports can resume on May 16. Pro sports to be suspended May 30 source: espn.com \| share:	31
		That charged confrontation between Elon and California over the Tesla factory seems to be fading with plans to bring back on line source: apnews.com \| share:	9
(Some Commissioner)		California NCAA D2 conference cancels 2020 fall sports. I had no idea there were so many source: goccaa.org \| share:	15

Tue May 12, 2020
		PG&E hires Quentin Beck to save California from the Elementals source: lostcoastoutpost.com \| share:	5
		Man who wore KKK hood in California grocery store won't be charged due to "insufficient evidence" of anything other than protected free speech, being a dumbass source: nydailynews.com \| share:	170
		California faces it's dumbest threat yet: Rodeo Clowns source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	24
		The seat of the congresswoman who was forced to resign for having a consensual sexual relationship may end up going to a Republican source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	103

Mon May 11, 2020
		The moral of the story is, if you're 5 years old and steal your parents' car, you get a free ride in a Lamborghini source: autoblog.com \| share:	29
		How will restaurants survive the pandemic? Takeout booze source: sfgate.com \| share:	19

Sun May 10, 2020
		The Mayor from Jaws wants you to know that despite what you've heard, it's perfectly safe to return to California beaches source: ktvu.com \| share:	29

Sat May 09, 2020
		Musk threatens to pull out of California if the state doesn't let his workers risk exposure to coronavirus source: cnbc.com \| share:	49
		I declare email bankruptcy!! source: inc.com \| share:	22
		Baja California governor warns people to avoid Mom on Mother's Day. Now has a chancla with his name on it source: woodtv.com \| share:	24

Fri May 08, 2020
		Is it me or do all the racist assholes go grocery shopping in the same California town? source: kusi.com \| share:	153
		California sheriff decides to go rogue in support of the virus source: thehill.com \| share:	112
		Gov. Newsom signs executive order allowing every registered voter to vote by mail. What's next? Will the nation-state of California announce the creation of its own Postal Service? source: ktla.com \| share:	70
		California tells residents they should expect to be on fire pretty much year-round source: abc7news.com \| share:	54
		Remember that weird name Elon Musk and Grimes gave their child? Surprise, the state of California won't allow it source: indy100.com \| share:	133
		Restaurant workers will be required to screen diners for COVID 19. What next? Uber drivers administering PAP smears? Garbage men performing colonoscopies? source: sf.eater.com \| share:	38

Thu May 07, 2020
		COVID-19? Madge says you're soaking in it source: cnbc.com \| share:	45
		These California wine tours are really getting out of hand source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	47
		'You got cocaine in my peanut butter' 'You got peanut butter in my cocaine' source: kron4.com \| share:	36
		1) Drink? 2) Drink? 3) Drink? 4) Drink? 5) Drink? 6) Drink? 7) Drink? 8) Drink? 9) Drink? 10) Drink? source: inc.com \| share:	4

Wed May 06, 2020
		Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies source: abc7news.com \| share:	7
		It's acceptable to shotgun your drink on Cinco de Mayo, but remember than actual shotguns should be left at home source: abc7news.com \| share:	23

Tue May 05, 2020
		Texas governor Greg Abbott admits in a private phone call that ending stay-at-home order will cause a spike in Coronavirus cases but is going to do it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	71
		California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors source: cnbc.com \| share:	4
		Poll: most Americans disbelieve officially reported coronavirus death counts. Difficulty: Republicans think fewer people have died than officially reported source: thehill.com \| share:	101

Mon May 04, 2020
		Man, I don't even know where to begin with this Fark-Ready headline: 5-year-old boy driving his parents' car on the freeway pulled over, tells troopers he was going to California to buy a Lamborghini source: abc4.com \| share:	57
		California Republican says the quiet part out loud, is sad that people don't want to have a beer with a guy who advocates genocide. Tag is for whoever would have a beer with him source: nbcnews.com \| share:	102
		The virus has Infrastructure Week looking good - and bad source: wired.com \| share:	1
		California man arrested and released three times in a day due to coronavirus restrictions. (w/why are you even bothering mugshot) source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	40
		Fans of porn star Honey Gold you still have a chance with her, she says she'd 'definitely' sleep with you (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	58

Sun May 03, 2020
		Republican governor following the science and doing the right thing? Can't have that source: newsweek.com \| share:	49
		Anti-lockdown protesters in California are now being joined by anti-vaccination activists to form one giant caravan of diseases source: nytimes.com \| share:	81

Sat May 02, 2020
		Music concerts might lose their mosh pits source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	42

Fri May 01, 2020
		Two California towns that re-opened their beaches decide to sue the governor after he issues an order re-closing them. "Given that Orange County has among the lowest per-capita COVID-19 death rates in CA" They ALMOST get it source: cnn.com \| share:	32
		Not News: States start to lift restrictions. News: State governor allows anyone in a household with sick members, high risk members, or kids to stay on unemployment, regardless if they can get work. Fark: Texas source: newsweek.com \| share:	33
		Tesla shares plunge 10% after dumbass tweets that the stock is too high. Dumbass: Elon Musk source: marketwatch.com \| share:	35
		We're Number 1. We're Number 1 source: cnbc.com \| share:	34

Thu April 30, 2020
		Guns N' Roses are working on "killer new music," which is what he said about Chinese Democracy source: nme.com \| share:	32
		Did California open its beaches too early? Let's ask this shark source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	38
		Not news: Man has sudden urge to distribute hundreds of free face masks. Fark: While driving in the fast lane on the freeway source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	6
		Frankie, Annette, let's pick Gidget up and go surfing down by the ocean. I hear Huntington and Newport have some killer waves. California Governor Gavin Newsom: How about no source: apnews.com \| share:	43
		Florida man gets a DUI, gets released from jail, shaves mustache and goes and gets another DUI source: tampabay.com \| share:	29
		Juul to make 950 jobs disappear in a puff of smoke source: sfchronicle.com \| share:	7

Wed April 29, 2020
		San Jose distillery turns whiskey into hand sanitizer. Big deal, I've been turning it into bad decisions for decades source: abc7news.com \| share:	24
		What day is it? source: wfsb.com \| share:	26

Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)		One more reason not to visit Tijuana during a pandemic source: borderreport.com \| share:	34
		Motocross icon Marty Smith & wife killed in dune buggy wreck at same spot where Boba Fett & Jabba died. Damn Jedis source: tmz.com \| share:	18
		Tom Brady is already transforming into Florida Man source: msn.com \| share:	15
		California's Facepalm Beach proves very popular during pandemic source: ktla.com \| share:	26

Mon April 27, 2020
		The common clay California is demanding that the governor ease restrictions (with bonus "spot the a**hole" pic) source: latimes.com \| share:	332
		Nevada joins the new country of Pacifica source: politico.com \| share:	201
		"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public" source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	37

Sun April 26, 2020
		While white people waving Confederate flags protesting stay-at-home orders are free to block ambulances, black people get riot police called on them for having an outdoor birthday party for a 1 year old source: nbcnews.com \| share:	210
		Witnesses say Aviation Museum's pilot heroically tried to save historic last surviving original Flying Wing by doing barrel-roll over California freeway. Authorities infer plane crashed because pilot did barrel roll. Either way, no more Flying Wings source: pe.com \| share:	58

Sat April 25, 2020
		Meanwhile, in Southern California it's already too hot to go to the beach source: cnn.com \| share:	109
		California decides to kill two birds with one...okay poor choice of phrasing...CA decides to solve two problems at once by creating a massive meal delivery program for seniors that uses and pays local restaurants to cook and distribute the food source: thehill.com \| share:	44

Fri April 24, 2020
		It restores faith in humanity that some people will still film in portrait mode. Oh yeah, here are some cool glowing dolphins too source: abc7ny.com \| share:	6

Thu April 23, 2020
		California drivers are acting like Iowans during the lockdown source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	47

Wed April 22, 2020
		If you're the human shart who stole an ER nurse's puppy in Concord, CA, your safest bet might be to give Max back before the public gets its hands on you source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	69
		Take note you other slacker states, Californian exceptionalism is the new American exceptionalism source: theatlantic.com \| share:	65
		Mmm those stimulus checks be all stimulating and such source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	55
		First Covid deaths in California occurred on February 6, 2020, way earlier than previously thought source: cnn.com \| share:	74

Tue April 21, 2020
		Chargers unveil new uniforms, the 46th different NFL team to do so this spring. At least the numbered helmets are different source: nfl.com \| share:	16

Mon April 20, 2020
		Anti-quarantine announcements shut down by Facebook. alt-COVID reportedly now hiring sign twirlers source: politico.com \| share:	228

Sun April 19, 2020
		News: "Pastor" of a "virtual church" in CA to plead guilty to scamming his flock out of $33 million over the last 5 years via a phony investment scheme. Fark: He started the church months after finishing a 4-year sentence for...yep, securities fraud source: apnews.com \| share:	42

Sat April 18, 2020
		Not to be outdone by Florida, the beaches in California begin to reopen too source: newsweek.com \| share:	156
		Not news: Man deported from US. News: He doesn't have an active deportation order. Fark: Deported to wrong country. Double Fark: US lets him back in source: nbcnews.com \| share:	28
		Stanford antibody study suggests a lot more people have been exposed to Covid-19 than we think source: mercurynews.com \| share:	216

Fri April 17, 2020
		The city of Temecula, California has the brilliant idea to bring you some "holiday cheer" with the totes adorbs "Quarantina the Elf" source: twitter.com \| share:	32
		"Everyone needs to stay home on 4/20," warns notorious straight-edge buzzkill... E-40 source: sfgate.com \| share:	46
		On May 27 America will have a manned space program again. Unless Elon Musk does something bizarre between now and then source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	15
(Chuck E. Cheese)		Subby saw that the local Chuck E. Cheese has a new $5 or less menu. Are their wings and cheese pizza any good? source: chuckecheese.com \| share:	39
		Because there's nowhere better to spend the money right now, the DOD has decided to hand $569 million in no-bid contracts to Republican donors to build the wall source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	33

Thu April 16, 2020
		NFL contingency plans include playing games in empty stadiums. Officials reaching out to Bengals, Raiders for first hand advice source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	28
		"Did Pelosi Say Trump Can't Hold Power Because He's One of the 'Common People'?" Seriously, if you need a fact-checker to answer this one for you, it's probably best you avoid going outside unless you wear a facemask...and a crash helmet source: snopes.com \| share:	65

Tue April 14, 2020
		The six criteria that must be met before Newsom lifts California's stay-at-home order source: msn.com \| share:	117
		Article gets stupid right out of the gate: "California" is not a good thing, never has been and never will be. As a socio-political entity, California has always been a colonial regime, and still is." And then it gets even dumber after that source: medium.com \| share:	94
		You know pastors, trying to "jump the line" and go to heaven early is known theologically as "Immanentizing the eschaton" and it's generally considered a sin, or at the very least a religious party foul; just sayin' source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Virus hits Yolo County nursing home. YOLO source: fox40.com \| share:	5
		Lindsay Lohan can still remember her early 20s source: pagesix.com \| share:	42

Mon April 13, 2020
		The Pacifica Consortium has been announced source: gov.ca.gov \| share:	353
		Is this America's first justifiable drive-by shooting? Hmm. Hmmmm source: sfgate.com \| share:	68

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