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Tue August 11, 2020
(Mic)
 
 
 
California: Companies like Uber and lift have to treat drivers as employees and give them benefits. Uber: OR,.... what if we just set up a "benefit fund" and let THEM decide whether they want sick leave, OR buy health insurance, OR take a vacation?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California is building a 636-foot-long bridge over bullet train right-of-way. With the latest fixes, it won't collapse. Probably
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB finally realized that a bubble format will work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who has the Big One on their 2020 board?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
California judge fires the first salvo against the gig economy. Orders Uber and Lyft to classify drivers as employees
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well THAT's never a good sign: "California Public Health Director Sonia Angell abruptly resigned Sunday evening without explanation"
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Sat August 08, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California to Atwater: Our money, our rules. Go spread covid on your own dime
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Town decides to give spandex warriors an app that lets them give drivers red lights. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri August 07, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
California restaurant sets up "Patio Bubbles" for people who want a horrendous outdoor dining experience. Pic ITFA for your pleasure
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Uber's low prices have a dark human toll
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera has been told by his Asian friends that the phrase China Virus is racist, gives Trump a chance to whitemansplain why it is not
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The fight scene from Anchorman just broke out at a California hotel
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Buzzcocks, Red Flag, The Soft Boys, and B.E.F. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #145. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What a redacted helmet may look like
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Wed August 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know who REALLY doesn't love Mitch McConnell's idea of giving employers absolute immunity from lawsuits by their employees who catch Coronavirus at work? The players in the NBA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and MLS, that's who
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news: Man pulls a gun on Black Lives Matter protesters demonstrating near his home. News: he's been criminally charged by California's Attorney General. Fark: He's the husband of the Los Angeles District Attorney
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wildfire renamed "Apple iFire" after threats from corporate lawyers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USA, USA USA, 25% of respondents believe the US is doing a much better job than other countries in its Covid response
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
We're two countries now, The United States of Trump, and "very bad states"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. Former aide to Kamala Harris when she was California Attorney general signed an NDA in exchange for a $35,000 pay out. What a twist: Harris has released her from her NDA and said she's free to talk to the press if she wants to
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1846, the ill-fated Donner party encountered their first delay. And no, sadly it was not due to the Sommelier being unable to suggest a proper pairing for long pork
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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Sun August 02, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
60 Minutes: Here's how California completely botched marijuana legalization
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Over 7,000 evacuated from Southern California due to Apple fire. Samsung fire expected to affect millions
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Sat August 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, California is melting
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, forests move--but very slowly, and only when they need to kill a buttload of orcs or a renegade Scottish king
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Thu July 30, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lowers the bar for the bar
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Hüsker Dü, Thomas Leer, Julian Cope, and Quando Quango. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #144. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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Wed July 29, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A San Francisco pastor wrote in a bulletin to his congregation that "news reports on COVID are largely unreal" and suggested without evidence that the media have inflated the severity of the pandemic to unseat President Donald Trump
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Tue July 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Good news Dodgers fans, you can now get their crappy stadium food delivered to your home
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(Some Booger Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia Eagles honor Kobe Bryant with a mural and his 10 rules. We may be able to live by them, too
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
The Tesla Cybertruck Will Change Colors With Heat
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just in case it was unclear, leaving the "NBA Bubble" to attend a funeral doesn't include visiting strip clubs. And yes, we're talking to you, Lou Williams
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Fri July 24, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Official: Tesla Cybertruck Will Call Texas Home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson had COVID back in April, yelled some racial slurs and it went away
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republican governors who've been following Trump's lead by denying Coronavirus exists find their states and polls are suffering
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/goth/new wave includes music from Killing Joke, Pylon, XTC, and The Lucy Show. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #143. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Weekly initial jobless claims blow past estimates 1.416m vs 1.3m estimate
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas enters the "storing COVID-19 dead bodies in refrigerated trailers" phase
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Wed July 22, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
You don't want mold on your Zinger
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RIP Cuomo Chips *offer only valid in California
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
There's about to be 960 more people on your LinkedIn profile asking for a job, connection, reference, introduction, etc
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
If you had a war criminal leading the Texas GOP on your 2020 betslip, please come forward to collect your winnings
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
California Preacher: Covid-19 restrictions are 'tyrannical'
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Sun July 19, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California: The legalization of pot and the licensing of marijuana farmers is going so smoothly that it is generating continuous sheriffs' raids on illegal growers in Riverside County
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"At one stage, California's Newsom was told that if he wanted the federal government to help obtain the swabs needed to test for the virus, he would have to ask Trump himself - and thank him"
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(Endpoints News)
 
 
 
Things you might find in a California Mud Bog: 4-wheeler races, Burning Man recreational tents, apocalyptic slime monsters, Dana Rohrabacher's dignity, and wild viruses yielding new CRISPR tools
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(Some Foodie)
 
 
 
Eating inside restaurants is why Orange County and much of the rest of California had to close again
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Ballotpedia)
 
 
 
Politics Discussion: Proposition 16 will be on the ballot in California this year. Are you for or against it? (Details are in the link if you are unfamiliar with it)
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Interesting Tag: Former Arizona Republican Governor Jan Brewer calls out current Arizona Republican Governor, Doug Ducey, for his disastrous handling of the COVID-19 situation. Cool Tag: with a "Breaking Bad" quotation
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, what happened to his head?
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Pandoras, Hagar the Womb, Tin Huey, and Rational Youth. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #142. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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Wed July 15, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
For $149 to $299, your face can be in the cutout crowd at empty Dodger Stadium (if the season goes off in these times of a plague)
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Florida: "We've had 10,000 new Covid cases today." California: "Hold my sunscreen"
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Today in "That's not how this works": Woman who refused to wear mask wants half of $100K donated to Starbucks barista she harassed
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is spiking at the Tesla plant in Fremont, California (Where Elon Musk himself toured unmasked in June)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In an unexpected burst Chipotle plans on hiring 10,000
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh's modest proposal to defeat COVID-19
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Judge finds loophole in California's foie gras ban
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"California rolls back reopening." No word on where salmon nigiri stands on the issue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but the Bonhomme Richard is still aflame, with the temperature of the flames reaching over a thousand degrees. No idea if that is Celsius or Fahrenheit though
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Username does NOT check out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Son of Playboy founder to enter California Senate race. Not so much a 'swamp', but a 'grotto'
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because it's 2020, the odds have tripled for a major earthquake along the San Andreas fault
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Mon July 13, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
Video
 
Travis Kelce gives Patrick Mahomes a wet willy on live television
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Last Call in California for a while
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass condors spotted in Sequoia National Park for the first time in 50 years
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California lost the battle for coronavirus testing. And they were one of the states that tried
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California, not to be outdone by Florida, sets a new single-day record for COVID-19 deaths
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"My videos were mostly tickle and spank," he said. "It's not something I'm proud of," says man who is running for political office
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hosting next week's Texas Republican Convention? Houston has a problem with that
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An in-depth graphical analysis of women's tops sold on goodwill's website. TL/DR, even goodwill stuff is more expensive in California
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Some spots" of economic damage? "SOME SPOTS?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Lofthouse, CEO and founder of San Francisco tech company Solid8, is really sorry that video of his profane, racist rant has gone viral. Tag chosen because, let's be honest here, these daily viral videos define us as a country
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
California Assembly postpones session indefinitely after Coronavirus outbreak
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
California couple charged with hate crime for defacing Black Lives Matter mural
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Cough on a child at Yogurtland? That's a firing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Arizona joins Texas, California, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois in tallying more than 100,000 cases of coronavirus"
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Now is exactly the time to own your own funicular
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Mon July 06, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news: Florida did not have back to back days of 10k new coronavirus cases. The bad news: 9,999
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Here's one teacher who won't have to worry about getting COVID-19 from students
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Sat July 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego is the only major city in Southern California still open for the 4th of July. What could possibly go wrong?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...ure at every level. R.I.P. America: 07/04/1776 - 11/08/2016
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexico: about that wall thing
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Fri July 03, 2020
(SFist)
 
 
 
Ex-San Franciscans realize they can keep their sweet Bay Area jobs while moving to towns where the streets -aren't- lined with needles, poop and neo-Maoist trust-fund dipshiats
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Eureka man busted for possession of over 10,000 pounds of illegal fireworks. Neighborhood dogs seen nodding in approval
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How did California go from Coronavirus success to failure?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tourists: let's see the Golden Gate Bridge. Golden Gate Bridge: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(Press And Journal)
 
 
 
For July, 2020 brings us...the return of the giant hogweed
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Au Pairs, The Glove, Magazine, and Pseudo Echo. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #140. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Egg salad and a basketball star provide one California cafe's coronavirus lifeline." See? It can be done
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon declares California, Florida, and Michigan no-go areas due to COVID-19 prevalence. US space force insists on nuking states from orbit, says it's the only way to be sure
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Why this billionaire is moving his company from a liberal hell hole to ultraconservative Austin TX
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Sick U.S. citizens living in Mexico keep showing up at the border and calling ambulances to take them to U.S. hospitals. If only there was a wall that could keep disease vectors out
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"I felt a little dirty, but I did it"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Hundreds gather at San Diego rally to recall Gov Newsom and show off their patriotic hotpants
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
And when the wave approaches, take our ashes to the ocean
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope Pence's prayers are up to date
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
How COVIDiots across the US are bullying health officials into supporting their demands
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(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
New Pew Poll says Republicans, Democrats are moving even further apart with coronavirus concerns. How can that even be with one side wanting to save everyone and the other wanting to kill them?
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Hundreds dead at scene of California shooting
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Neopalpa donaldtrumpi is a moth species occurring in Southern California and Northern Mexico known for its yellowish-white head scales
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's 3 hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes new music from Wendy James, plus tunes from Felt & The Damned. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #139. Starts 1PM ET LGT streaming options
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Utah wants you to take down 'enormous, invasive, delicious' bullfrogs
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We can't leave
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If you value your health, do not believe the president"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disneyland decides that reopening too soon would be kind of goofy
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District
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Tue June 23, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks adds plant-based meat to US menu. No word on meat-based coffee...yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The fog's getting thicker, and Penney's list of store closings is getting larrrrrrrger
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to steal a plane to take marijuana to California to meet his girlfriend, which sounds like the best stoned idea ever. No word on how many Doritos were onboard
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Sat June 20, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
White professor demands Vietnamese student "Anglicize" her name so he doesn't have to say it. College administration ensures that he won't be saying it
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sir, I think you have a small problem and may need to pull over
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
California firefighters' training video is legendary
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State sees a record number of COVID-19 cases upon reopening. Not THAT Sunshine State. The other one
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY style pizza is about the dough and the flour not the water. RIP California pizza guy
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Only 11?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Gov. Gavin Newsom orders all Californians to wear face coverings while in public or high-risk settings, including when shopping, taking public transit or seeking medical care
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(Some New Wave Guy)
 
 
 
This week's THREE hour serving of vintage 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Wire, Visage, Classix Nouveaux, and Fad Gadget. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #138. Starts @ 1PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Blue whales ignore social distancing rules, throw massive party off the San Francisco coast
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California capitol will have its Christopher Columbus statue discover the trash heap after 137 years
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Remember when the Confederacy raised its flag on the rocky northern California coast?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Golden State Killer accepts offer denied to his victims
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Mon June 15, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Farmers come together to feed those in need. Soon to be on Pornhub
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California's largest police unions call for lessening the use of force, increasing accountability and rooting out racist officers. Other police unions expected to fight back; WWE scheduling Police Union Brawl to Settle It All
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(US Supreme Court)
 
 
 
Supreme Court just denied hearing Trump's appeal in US v California, challenging California's sanctuary laws (PDF)
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be a 'UFC fighter from California' shoots eight people in a San Antonio parking lot with a long rifle after he was refused entry to bar by security
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
A whopping 88% of people think America is f*cked up under Trump
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Fri June 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's son arrested for allegedly stabbing neighbor. No word if it was Bill Walton's son
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's Karen harassing a minority in the park is brought to you by Torrance, California
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
California will allow movie theaters to reopen to infection June 12
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two FPS gamers, one from England and one from California who forged a friendship after playing online every day for a year finally meet. Fark: They're in their 70's
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now on archive.org: SimRefinery by Maxis. "Oil refineries are really, really complicated. That's why Chevron wanted Maxis to make them a game like SimCity, to teach the employees at their oil refinery in Richmond, California how it all worked"
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you are expecting a Amazon package delivery today in Southern California, it may be delayed
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
It's National Donut Day, so here's a guide to finding the best deals and freebies so you don't have to fritter about looking for them
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Thu June 04, 2020
(USGS)
 
 
 
Okay, we got a pandemic, protests, tropical storms ... uh, California, what've you got? Wildfires? Not yet, but we got a little earthquake. Is that good?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
San Francisco apartment rents plummeting like there's no tomorrow, um, I mean like wildfire, um, I mean like crazy. Let's go with crazy
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins participate in #BlackoutTuesday on social media in support of racial justice
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Mon June 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Please, don't feed homeless people pepper spray
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County given the OK to totally reopen restaurants. Sit-down dining could begin as soon as this weekend as long as you don't take the southbound 101 or the 5 at rush hour
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google: *looks around* "Yeah, maybe with the world falling apart right now we shouldn't be trying to celebrate Android 11"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Playing for the Chargers adequately prepared Melvin Gordon for playing games in front of empty stadiums
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany: Twitter is welcome here if Trump kicks you guys out of the US
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From Texas to Wisconsin to California: "Sorry, no mask allowed, please bare with us thru the ridiculous fearful times"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Protest on both sides of the 101 freeway in downtown Los Angeles
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers of Criminal Minds being sued by California for having sex discrimination minds
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Callery pear tree, I knew what semen smelled like before I even saw my first real-life penis
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but Gilroy is running out of garlic
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodger Stadium now largest coronavirus testing site in California, hoping to avoid patients leaving early to beat the traffic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California church asking Supreme Court to block Gov. Gavin Newsom's restrictions on in-person church services. Matthew 6:6 surrenders
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline prevented Britney Spears from seeing her sons until she self-quarantined for two weeks. In other news, anyone remember Kevin Federline?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican National Committee sues California to halt vote-by-mail for November general election
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California heat wave to increase risk of death from... hypothermia?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Unlike his time in the NFL, Ryan Leaf actually connects with someone
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
"We're moving people around just to keep the balls in the air." is a direct quote from A) A basketball coach. B) A porno director. C) The director of California's crappy unemployment system
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Issa sues California to stop it from sending mail ballots to people who won't vote for him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans pull support from California House candidate for acting like, well, a Republican
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Coast Guard unloads $37M of cocaine seized at sea, looks to trade it for an 8-ball of hydroxy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Freeway ✔ Flare gun ✔ Father is a serial killer ✔ Launch 🚀
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vallejo Times Herald)
 
 
 
OLD: Toilet paper shortage. NEW: Garlic shortage from everyone cooking at home. No wonder so many are complaining about wearing masks
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(10 News)
 
 
 
California's EDD phone system is hanging up on unemployment seekers. Subby (an IT guy) dealt with them back in 2018 and their system was complete shiat then as well
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
I'm what they might call a lifelong "early adopter." I grew up in a little town called Sunnyvale, California, smack dab in the middle of Silicon Valley. Both of my parents are engineers. -- Why is the lead of every Ringer article the writer's IG bio?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(Ganja)
 
 
 
Hightimes' acquisition of California marijuana cultivator goes to pot
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Tue May 19, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shutdown causes organ donation shortage. Not enough people dying in car accidents. Not enough people allowed to live free and donate
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Fri May 15, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Laid-off workers seeking new post-pandemic careers, possibly as scavengers, wasteland raiders, that guy with the flamethower guitar on the truck, or god forbid, even worse: Salesforce administrators
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hemorrhagic rabbit disease found in California for first time as one of the four horsemen goes for extra credit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas reports single-day coronavirus death high two weeks after reopening. I mean, it's not like anyone could've predicted this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
6.4-magnitude earthquake rattles Nevada about 225 miles northwest of Las Vegas. Tens of dollars of damages expected
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Warned three times by different agencies, nevertheless he persisted
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Thu May 14, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
You better believe that kid got his Lamborghini. Well, at least a ride in one. Make that two. With famous people
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This week's serving of vintage 80's alt/goth/post-punk/new wave includes a tribute & sendoff for Florian Schneider & David Greenfield. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #133. Starts @ 1.00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Anyone wanna talk bands that shoulda coulda woulda? 10-15 years ago subby spent a week in central California, a song by this band was all over the radio. Bought the CD, loved it, then forgot it. Whatever happened to them?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
One positive about the lockdown is that there are fewer cars on the road to get in the way when gunfire erupts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pro sports can resume on May 16. Pro sports to be suspended May 30
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That charged confrontation between Elon and California over the Tesla factory seems to be fading with plans to bring back on line
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(Some Commissioner)
 
 
 
California NCAA D2 conference cancels 2020 fall sports. I had no idea there were so many
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
PG&E hires Quentin Beck to save California from the Elementals
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who wore KKK hood in California grocery store won't be charged due to "insufficient evidence" of anything other than protected free speech, being a dumbass
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
California faces it's dumbest threat yet: Rodeo Clowns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The seat of the congresswoman who was forced to resign for having a consensual sexual relationship may end up going to a Republican
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Mon May 11, 2020
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is, if you're 5 years old and steal your parents' car, you get a free ride in a Lamborghini
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How will restaurants survive the pandemic? Takeout booze
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Sun May 10, 2020
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The Mayor from Jaws wants you to know that despite what you've heard, it's perfectly safe to return to California beaches
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Musk threatens to pull out of California if the state doesn't let his workers risk exposure to coronavirus
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(Inc)
 
 
 
I declare email bankruptcy!!
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Baja California governor warns people to avoid Mom on Mother's Day. Now has a chancla with his name on it
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Fri May 08, 2020
(KUSI San Diego)
 
 
 
Is it me or do all the racist assholes go grocery shopping in the same California town?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
California sheriff decides to go rogue in support of the virus
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Gov. Newsom signs executive order allowing every registered voter to vote by mail. What's next? Will the nation-state of California announce the creation of its own Postal Service?
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
California tells residents they should expect to be on fire pretty much year-round
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Remember that weird name Elon Musk and Grimes gave their child? Surprise, the state of California won't allow it
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Restaurant workers will be required to screen diners for COVID 19. What next? Uber drivers administering PAP smears? Garbage men performing colonoscopies?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
COVID-19? Madge says you're soaking in it
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
These California wine tours are really getting out of hand
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
'You got cocaine in my peanut butter' 'You got peanut butter in my cocaine'
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(Inc)
 
 
 
1) Drink? 2) Drink? 3) Drink? 4) Drink? 5) Drink? 6) Drink? 7) Drink? 8) Drink? 9) Drink? 10) Drink?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Uber to lay off 3,700 full time workers, as the gig economy is apparently not Uber allies
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
It's acceptable to shotgun your drink on Cinco de Mayo, but remember than actual shotguns should be left at home
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Texas governor Greg Abbott admits in a private phone call that ending stay-at-home order will cause a spike in Coronavirus cases but is going to do it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
California sues Uber and Lyft alleging misclassification of contractors
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Poll: most Americans disbelieve officially reported coronavirus death counts. Difficulty: Republicans think fewer people have died than officially reported
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Mon May 04, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Man, I don't even know where to begin with this Fark-Ready headline: 5-year-old boy driving his parents' car on the freeway pulled over, tells troopers he was going to California to buy a Lamborghini
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California Republican says the quiet part out loud, is sad that people don't want to have a beer with a guy who advocates genocide. Tag is for whoever would have a beer with him
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The virus has Infrastructure Week looking good - and bad
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
California man arrested and released three times in a day due to coronavirus restrictions. (w/why are you even bothering mugshot)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fans of porn star Honey Gold you still have a chance with her, she says she'd 'definitely' sleep with you (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Republican governor following the science and doing the right thing? Can't have that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown protesters in California are now being joined by anti-vaccination activists to form one giant caravan of diseases
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Music concerts might lose their mosh pits
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two California towns that re-opened their beaches decide to sue the governor after he issues an order re-closing them. "Given that Orange County has among the lowest per-capita COVID-19 death rates in CA" They ALMOST get it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not News: States start to lift restrictions. News: State governor allows anyone in a household with sick members, high risk members, or kids to stay on unemployment, regardless if they can get work. Fark: Texas
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla shares plunge 10% after dumbass tweets that the stock is too high. Dumbass: Elon Musk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're Number 1. We're Number 1
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Thu April 30, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns N' Roses are working on "killer new music," which is what he said about Chinese Democracy
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Did California open its beaches too early? Let's ask this shark
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has sudden urge to distribute hundreds of free face masks. Fark: While driving in the fast lane on the freeway
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Frankie, Annette, let's pick Gidget up and go surfing down by the ocean. I hear Huntington and Newport have some killer waves. California Governor Gavin Newsom: How about no
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man gets a DUI, gets released from jail, shaves mustache and goes and gets another DUI
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Juul to make 950 jobs disappear in a puff of smoke
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Wed April 29, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose distillery turns whiskey into hand sanitizer. Big deal, I've been turning it into bad decisions for decades
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
What day is it?
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One more reason not to visit Tijuana during a pandemic
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Motocross icon Marty Smith & wife killed in dune buggy wreck at same spot where Boba Fett & Jabba died. Damn Jedis
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tom Brady is already transforming into Florida Man
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's Facepalm Beach proves very popular during pandemic
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Mon April 27, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The common clay California is demanding that the governor ease restrictions (with bonus "spot the a**hole" pic)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nevada joins the new country of Pacifica
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While white people waving Confederate flags protesting stay-at-home orders are free to block ambulances, black people get riot police called on them for having an outdoor birthday party for a 1 year old
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Witnesses say Aviation Museum's pilot heroically tried to save historic last surviving original Flying Wing by doing barrel-roll over California freeway. Authorities infer plane crashed because pilot did barrel roll. Either way, no more Flying Wings
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Southern California it's already too hot to go to the beach
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
California decides to kill two birds with one...okay poor choice of phrasing...CA decides to solve two problems at once by creating a massive meal delivery program for seniors that uses and pays local restaurants to cook and distribute the food
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Fri April 24, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It restores faith in humanity that some people will still film in portrait mode. Oh yeah, here are some cool glowing dolphins too
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California drivers are acting like Iowans during the lockdown
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If you're the human shart who stole an ER nurse's puppy in Concord, CA, your safest bet might be to give Max back before the public gets its hands on you
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Take note you other slacker states, Californian exceptionalism is the new American exceptionalism
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mmm those stimulus checks be all stimulating and such
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(CNN)
 
 
 
First Covid deaths in California occurred on February 6, 2020, way earlier than previously thought
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Chargers unveil new uniforms, the 46th different NFL team to do so this spring. At least the numbered helmets are different
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Anti-quarantine announcements shut down by Facebook. alt-COVID reportedly now hiring sign twirlers
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Sun April 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
News: "Pastor" of a "virtual church" in CA to plead guilty to scamming his flock out of $33 million over the last 5 years via a phony investment scheme. Fark: He started the church months after finishing a 4-year sentence for...yep, securities fraud
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Florida, the beaches in California begin to reopen too
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man deported from US. News: He doesn't have an active deportation order. Fark: Deported to wrong country. Double Fark: US lets him back in
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Stanford antibody study suggests a lot more people have been exposed to Covid-19 than we think
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The city of Temecula, California has the brilliant idea to bring you some "holiday cheer" with the totes adorbs "Quarantina the Elf"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Everyone needs to stay home on 4/20," warns notorious straight-edge buzzkill... E-40
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On May 27 America will have a manned space program again. Unless Elon Musk does something bizarre between now and then
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(Chuck E. Cheese)
 
 
 
Subby saw that the local Chuck E. Cheese has a new $5 or less menu. Are their wings and cheese pizza any good?
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Because there's nowhere better to spend the money right now, the DOD has decided to hand $569 million in no-bid contracts to Republican donors to build the wall
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL contingency plans include playing games in empty stadiums. Officials reaching out to Bengals, Raiders for first hand advice
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
"Did Pelosi Say Trump Can't Hold Power Because He's One of the 'Common People'?" Seriously, if you need a fact-checker to answer this one for you, it's probably best you avoid going outside unless you wear a facemask...and a crash helmet
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Tue April 14, 2020
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The six criteria that must be met before Newsom lifts California's stay-at-home order
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Article gets stupid right out of the gate: "California" is not a good thing, never has been and never will be. As a socio-political entity, California has always been a colonial regime, and still is." And then it gets even dumber after that
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You know pastors, trying to "jump the line" and go to heaven early is known theologically as "Immanentizing the eschaton" and it's generally considered a sin, or at the very least a religious party foul; just sayin'
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Virus hits Yolo County nursing home. YOLO
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Lindsay Lohan can still remember her early 20s
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Mon April 13, 2020
(State of California)
 
 
 
The Pacifica Consortium has been announced
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Is this America's first justifiable drive-by shooting? Hmm. Hmmmm
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