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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: 103-year-old says 2020 has been the craziest year she's seen
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kittahs posing like beefcake boys
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Admit it: You like your saltines bedecked with a pat of butter
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Costco pausing sales of half-sheet cakes. Redneck wedding planners inconsolable
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Your SQUEEEE du jour - baby chicks wearing cupcake wrappers like ballerina tutus
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not for use on buckwheat pancakes
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Tue June 16, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy, while we are here at the Jersey Shore, is there a boardwalk delicacy I can't miss? Crickets ... Long pause ... Audible inhale... Ummm .... Chris Christie: Hold my Kohr's frozen custard
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Wed June 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former professional golfer Paige Spiranac reveals her biggest turn-ons and "sex" recipe (w/pics)
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Sun June 07, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Prince would have been 62 today. Honor the Purple One by listening to his second greatest song and enjoying some pancakes
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Sat June 06, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: how to make a semi-transparent "prism cake" with just five ingredients. Pink Floyd album sold separately
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Morrisons, Lidl, Tesco, Asda and Sainsbury's "urgently" recall ice cream, lollies, cake, pesto, biscuits and more. I guess Brits can't have pesto ice cream parties like everybody else
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Tue June 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK woman gets almost 200 cards for her 105th birthday, is now terrified of 106
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Injecting itself into the fortified pancakes/waffles category, Kashi unveils new protein waffles. Naturally sweet, never salty
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Some looters steal electronics, others swipe clothes. Then there's this woman who walks off with a cake from the Cheesecake Factory. Priorities man
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure cupcakes aren't a Constitutional right
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Instagram baker has tasty yet healthy chocolate brownie recipe with a special secret ingredient that makes it transcendent and amazing: tinned black beans. Oh wow
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Mid-Day (India))
 
Weeners
 
Beefcake delivery service
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know who I think of as a source for bread recipes? Not Trojan condoms. And yet, here we are
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Does your toast prefer jams, jellies, compote, fruit spread, honey, or Nutella?
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(Gadsden Times)
 
 
 
Does your toast prefer jams, jellies, compote, fruit spread, honey, or Nutella?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Evoking 90s nostalgia, Kellogg's unveils Pop-Tarts Frosted Confetti Cake Bites, "blinged out with edible glitter"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beefcake makes cheesecake
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(Some Baking Website)
 
 
 
A friend of mine gave me some sourdough starter that I have been feeding for the past week. So far, I have made biscuits and scallion pancakes with the discard. Any Farker suggestions? LGT King Arthur Flour suggestions
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9 pound cakes you'll love. That may sound like a lot of cake to some folks, but I like big bundts and I can not lie
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Do you see what happens Larry? This is what happens when you fail to follow the recipe
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Country fair food is coming to the drive-thru window this summer, because sometimes you just gotta have a funnel cake, fried pickle, or cheese on a stick
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The real reason Trump and the GOP want to reopen? They think it will make them look good. The hundreds of thousand dead will just be icing on the cake
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House adviser criticizes press for covering dwindling cake supplies
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I am a healthy, vital and happy man who made the conscious decision to eat a stack of flapjacks at o'dark thirty every morning as part of a healthy, vital and happy routine. Pancakes complete me"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Strategic genius Trump throws tantrum drawing attention to the Lincoln Project attack ad, attracting millions of dollars in donations: enough money to air it in three battleground states crucial to Trump's reelection campaign
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Some Chef)
 
 
 
Since May is National Asparagus Month, I may try this asparagus bread recipe. I may not
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
You can now hoist your own copy of Zork, as soon as you find an MDL compiler
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Thu May 07, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Asparagus shortage cause price spike, urinal cake demand falls sharply
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
You can't have a Scottish breakfast without potato scones, so here's a recipe to keep yourself energized in quarantine. Make sure to use a Scottish girdle if you have one
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marginally proficient cook baking a cake for my wife for Mothers Day. Looking for suggested recipes, LGT one example
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Officer I have to have those pancakes,,,, and that one waitress, have you ever seen her? 192 mph Officer? What are you on about? Pancakes, remember
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Doctor don't preach, I won't hear a peep; people don't preach, I ain't losing sleep; 'cause I made up my mind, I'm keeping my b-day
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Really Nice Organic Lady tells everyone to stop baking bread because she can't find what she wants and everybody is stupid. Hilarity ensues
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
What was your tastiest f*ck-up? Subby's pick is brownies without flour. Messy but delicious
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Fri April 24, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The yeast industry is rising to the challenge of the demand"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted liberal Congressional Rep. Pete King rips Mitch McConnell as 'Marie Antoinette of the Senate' for suggesting struggling poor states go bankrupt amid the coronavirus crisis
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Two-ingredient (and yeast-free) flatbread? Let's roll
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama secretary of state tells voters to eat cake
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Tue April 21, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With everyone stuck at home and trying to bake, interest in banana bread has never been higher. "Bananas, after all, are the world's second-most-popular fruit after the tomato"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Common substitutes to keep you humming along in your isolationary kitchen baking stuff you'll end up eating alone
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Common substitutes to keep you humming along in your isolationary kitchen baking stuff you'll end up eating alone
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farker joins online cooking class, is asked to make a cake which represents something that makes him happy. Looks like he's a masterbaker, but he was quickly thrown out
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"I'll have the Strawberry Stalin Shortcake." - What if your favorite food was named after a cad? Would it still taste as sweet?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Out of yeast? Turns out you can still make bread. In other news, despite the lockdown, you can also wander for 40 years in the desert
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Out of yeast? Turns out you can still make bread. In other news, despite the lockdown, you can also wander for 40 years in the desert
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Woman receives a "Sorry we called the cops on you" cake from neighbor after playing Pokemon Go
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where is your New Zealand goddess now?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
You didn't know you wanted a Halle Berry daki? Let me fix that for you
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Fri April 10, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Toilet paper roll cakes save Finish bakery from being flushed away
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Cheesecake, underwear and crab legs: 911 calls during COVID-19 in Battle Creek, Mich
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you follow the directions it isn't
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
Did the pandemic ruin your vacation plans? Let the pancake restore your vacation plans
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Some Plant-Based Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of meat in quarantine? Here's a recipe for scallion pancakes, just as good as the ones you'd find at a night market
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
Remember, you paycheck-to-paycheck poors, you need to save six months of expenses for an emergency. Cheesecake Factory: we can't afford April rent after buying back $203 million of our own shares in the last 3 years
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Since we've all got some time on our hands these days, here's how to bake the perfect pineapple upside-down cake
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Since we've all got some time on our hands these days, here's how to bake the perfect pineapple upside-down cake
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Sat March 21, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Sea bunnies. Pancake hat optional
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Some Wild Yeast)
 
 
 
So you've got plenty of flour and no yeast? Lots of time on your hands? Try your hand at harvesting wild yeast and making a sourdough starter
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If you chase two rabbits at the same time, you will not catch either. Wash my fur but don't get me wet. You cannot both blow and have flour in your mouth. You can't have your cake and eat it, too
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Hostess unveils line of RTD iced lattes flavored with all your favorite Hostess snack cakes, because your only real alternative in this sector is a Frappucino. And that's terrible
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
While we know there's 67 candles on The Hedgehog's birthday cake today, let's assume they're not life-sized
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Seriously, the cake is a lie
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Seriously, the cake is a lie
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Matt Lucas to replace Sandi Toksvig as co-host of 'The Great British Bake Off'. "Bearing in mind my love of cake, I've already ordered some much larger trousers in anticipation. See you in the tent"
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
For dessert I'll have the ashtray full of butts
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally, a machine that accurately describes the wait at the DMV. (with video)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Shaq is 48 today, won't say if all those candles are going on a cake or pizza
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