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Fri July 10, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Tories ask police for a criminal investigation of PM Trudeau after it emerges that a charity his government awarded a no-bid $900m contract to had paid hundreds of thousands to his mother, brother, and wife
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Wed July 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe's health minister is fired over a virus-linked equipment scam. White House last seen taking notes, preparing job offer
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Tue July 07, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Blonde clown doubles down on verbal jackassery. Guess which one - it's not like you could tell from this headline
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Topless women protest against Macron's cabinet reshuffle. Les gendarmes: "There's nothing to Elysee here, move along"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
No Galaga, no peace
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Fiji reports its first coronavirus case in 78 days. There's always that ONE GUY
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only way to explain Trump's "sense of humor" is to assume that he's doing a long-form performance art piece like Andy Kaufman. Mind blow
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"What makes a good prime minister? Intelligence? Diplomatic skills? Crisis management? No, apparently it's the amount of push-ups you can do"
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient Pizza found buried in cabinet with Sabertooth Anchovies
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US battle over kitchen cabinets is really a domestic dispute. If you've ever priced cabinets, you know what a gold mine they are
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During the lockdown, bored citizens have become obsessed with their leader's crazy hair. Difficulty: not Trump
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pyramid scheme to resume July 1
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever seen anything sillier than a Kiwi doing a happy dance? Zero active Covid-19 cases in New Zealand as of today
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is apparently afraid of gay chairs
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
#cumgate causes ejaculation of another UK minister
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump announces he is blocking Brazillian immigrants. Stephen Miller permanently erect at hearing how many immigrants are being kept out of the country
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Welp, looks like Jordan might start shooting at Israel if the West Bank gets annexed
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some people decide to clean out their cabinets and freezers due to the coronavirus. The products shouldn't be too old, right?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy to win re-election despite his massive pooch-screwing of the Pandemic response, is to blame China for everything and "get tough" with them. Which is going to be tough considering half his cabinet is financially balls-deep in China
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Like a Sturgeon, cuttin' down BoJo for the very first time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
New Zealand to exit lockdown, allow admittance on party business
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson taken down by map (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
UK health minister tells female MP to "watch her tone" in House of Commons. Female MP: "biatch, please"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The office you left isn't the one you return to. Neither is that plant you had on the filing cabinet
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(Prime Minister Centerfold)
 
 
 
Let's have a reasonable discussion about gun control in the context of Canada's immediate ban on assault weapons
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Siouxland News)
 
 
 
If you're selling 12 ounce cans of Lysol for $65.99, Angel Soft toilet paper for $86.00, Bounty paper towels for $49.99, and Equate flushable wipes for $35.00, one might think you're price-gouging. One might think
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's health minister makes Piers Morgan look like a jackass (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
What's the one thing you'd change about your kitchen, besides it making you fat?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump says Boris Johnson is in great shape which means he's probably dying as we speak
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand to start easing lockdown on 28 April, enjoy pints at the Green Dragon
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Jiving Sister Fanny, Little T&A, Angie, and Hey Negrita
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
France has an aircraft carrier and nearly everyone on board has Covid-19
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where is your New Zealand goddess now?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Cloudflare outage caused by techie pulling out the wrong cables. No word if his name was Johnny and used to work at an airport control tower
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
India launches a surveillance drone to monitor quarantine quitters. [Amusing] the 'drone' is a helium balloon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Food expiration dates that matter, and the ones that don't. Because this info might become as useful as the extra roll of toilet paper you found in your bathroom cabinet
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
This week's Cabinet of Curiosities
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Florida's Surgeon General has now been quarantined from Governor DeSantis' cabinet
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that
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Sun April 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson Brexits from hospital
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to ye Fartist Friday contest. This week's theme: "Cupboard & Cabinet Creations." Raid your stashes and showcase your favorite social distancing provisions. Difficulty: Cans, cartons and paper goods only (thread is open)
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Thu April 09, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson no longer pining for the fjords
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus outbreak may hurt Khan's political future, possibly leading to exile on Ceti Alpha V
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Doctors treating Boris Johnson vote that he Remain in ICU, still hopeful for coronavirus Crexit soon
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Tue April 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
PM Trudeau with a public service announcement for all Canadians: Masks will help prevent us from 'speaking moistly' to one another. Immediately regrets the presence of all cameras
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak will take over prime ministerial duties if Dominic Raab is struck down by coronavirus while Boris Johnson is incapacitated. Harriet Jones strangely absent
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Rishi Sunak will take over prime ministerial duties if Dominic Raab is struck down by coronavirus while Boris Johnson is incapacitated. Harriet Jones strangely absent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Who runs the UK circus if BoJo the clown is forced to leave the center ring? Certainly not that anti-Brexit socialist clown from that other circus tent across town
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Mon April 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
PM Boris Johnson in ICU. Harriet Jones gets her photo ID out to show everybody
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Now is not the time to discuss the pay of the people keeping everyone alive," said government official who is confident he'll die fast
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Sun April 05, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
BoJo OhNo
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
At least the shelter-in-place orders are extended. You don't have the trigger to buy designer speed from the Easter bunny. Personally, my liquor was promptly backed into my most out of reach kitchen cabinet
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Thu April 02, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Add former Ohio Governor John Kasich to the growing list of GOP'ers who are outraged at the Infecter-in-Chief but are now out of office and can't do jack
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In which Wilbur Ross demonstrates why he made a perfect Trump cabinet member
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boris: Look at me, I hosted the UK's first-ever all-digital cabinet meeting, wheee. Fark: He didn't crop the image, so the Zoom Meeting ID for the British government's cabinet meetings is now public knowledge
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(BBC)
 
 
 
As India goes into lockdown huge crowds of unemployed daily-wage workers queue to get back to their villages
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Sun March 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a moment of honesty Boris Johnson pretty much summed up the outcome of any of his decisions
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Thu March 26, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. charges Maduro with narco-terrorism, apparently having forgotten all about Purdue Pharma
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Wed March 25, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic we have more time to cook, we sit down for every meal, the children can help prepare the plates, and we get to use all those marvelous cooking equipment that normally just collect dust in the cabinets
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia shuts down their pubs. If there was ever a sign of the end times, this is it
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
With Sophie Trudeau in isolation, Justin gets to live the sitcom premise of running a country while parenting three young children in isolation
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sophie Trudeau gave Idris Elba COVID-19
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