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Fri July 23, 2021
		Who won in the battle for committee selection between Pelosi and McCarthy? Let's check out McCarthy's reaction for the answer source: yahoo.com \| share:	115

Thu July 22, 2021
		Jason Vorhees survives certain doom, campers get what was coming to them for doing stupid things. These plots are so predictable source: cnn.com \| share:	30
		There was a lot of love. I've heard that from everybody. Many, many people have told me that was a loving crowd source: cnn.com \| share:	62
		CNN provides headline template: "What Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't know about ______ is, well, a lot" source: cnn.com \| share:	85

Wed July 21, 2021
		On this day in history, in 1861, the concept of 'warfare as family entertainment' was first tried at the First Battle of Bull Run, later to be picked up by CNN and various other cable channels source: history.com \| share:	19
		Couple who was charged for crimes related to the El Dorado gender-reveal wildfire in 2020 is now being charged with manslaughter due to a firefighter dying while battling the blaze source: cnn.com \| share:	142
		This may have worked for Bugs Bunny, but it doesn't work in real life source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		The latest fashion trend in Paris is brown underwear source: cnn.com \| share:	37

Tue July 20, 2021
		Wildfires are now measured in Rhode Islands source: cnn.com \| share:	72
		Jeff Bezos admits that, yes, billionaires who use their fortunes to fund space adventures instead of addressing issues like poverty and climate change are pretty much narcissistic A-holes. But what are you gonna do about it, write him a bad review? source: cnn.com \| share:	368
		Much like his soccer team, Richard Branson will have to settle for second place, as Neil deGrasse Tyson explains that no, he did not go to space source: dnaindia.com \| share:	50
		Dang Ol' Neighbor's house. Heck. Talkin' 'bout dang ol' BOOM source: cnn.com \| share:	49

Mon July 19, 2021
		Good news, everybody: Gym Jordan has been selected for the January 6 Select Committee source: cnn.com \| share:	132
		Alabama coal workers are striking for the first time in decades, and yet all three major cable news networks are silent about it source: mediamatters.org \| share:	105
		Fox News breathlessly relates comedian Bill Burr's podcast rant against CNN, fails to note that Burr included Fox News in every bit of segment's criticism source: foxnews.com \| share:	104
		Fox News: Vaccine passports are evil. Also Fox News: Give us proof of a vaccination or submit to daily COVID screenings source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		Olympian proves village beds will support Village People and other fun activities learned from staying at the YMCA and the YWCA source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined source: npr.org \| share:	74
		I'm rather nonplussed about this source: cnn.com \| share:	20
		"Mysterious health incidents" strike US personnel in Vienna. THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME source: cnn.com \| share:	75
		This Republican wants to be your Buddy (Hero tag is grading on a curve to reward good behavior) source: mediaite.com \| share:	22

Sun July 18, 2021
		Tokyo hotel apologizes for "Japanese only" elevator sign. The first time anyone used it it was uplifting but then it let people down source: foxcarolina.com \| share:	174
		You can run from Republicans, but not the 'Rona source: cnn.com \| share:	110
		Just got a new dog on Sunday. For all you experienced dog owners, what do you wish you knew in the beginning? source: fark.com \| share:	88

Sat July 17, 2021
		What little victories are you celebrating? Subby's lobby buzzer is finally working after superintendent fixed it...after 5 years source: fark.com \| share:	34
		To the left - CNN riling up the pizza crazies. To the right- the crazies handling it with all the dignity and grace Farkers are known for source: cnn.com \| share:	42
		Secret Service Jan. 6 documents: Corrupt, running around in circles with Three Stooges music playing the background, or both? source: cnn.com \| share:	87

Fri July 16, 2021
		Prosecutors want Calamari, subby prefers Linguine source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		The White House: "There's about 12 people who are producing 65% of anti-vaccine misinformation on social media platforms" source: cnn.com \| share:	175
		"Hey let's go for a walk." ... No Google Maps, I'm not going on any more walks with you source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		Subway goes full truther on its "tuna" source: usatoday.com \| share:	51
		Today's racist one-man militia prevented from executing a MAGA terror attack comes from California source: cnn.com \| share:	166
		King Manchin meets with Texas Dems, demands pared-down voting rights bill or they'll become court jesters when they get home source: cnn.com \| share:	164

Thu July 15, 2021
		Vivek Murthy warns about Covid misinformation, Dagoth Ur source: cnn.com \| share:	39
		The heat wave is killing the fish. Salmon had to say it, it's no pile of carp. There's dolphinately a problem, you betta believe it. These are not just fishious rumors source: thehill.com \| share:	14
		Before firing their Vaccine Manager, Tennessee had Amazon ship her a dog muzzle. "They obviously didn't know me because they sent me a size three which is for beagles and I'm obviously a pit bull, which requires a size six" source: cnn.com \| share:	148

Wed July 14, 2021
		Joe Manchin is very concerned Congress may shut down all those new Trump coal mines in his state source: cnn.com \| share:	101
		The cat came back source: cnn.com \| share:	6
		Just how bad was this home explosion? They're still looking for the propane tank that blasted out of the house source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	31

Tue July 13, 2021
		Seems there is one Trump supporter who isn't buying the stolen election conspiracy without evidence. All the evidence is waiting for the audit of Trump's taxes to be over, didn't you hear? source: yahoo.com \| share:	50
		After cowering in the White House bunker, Twitler wanted whoever leaked that info executed for treason. Asinine and Scary tags still hiding underground, Amusing tag first in the sun source: cnn.com \| share:	183

Mon July 12, 2021
		Trump Org tries to close the barn door after the horse gets arrested source: cnn.com \| share:	58
		Governer Pawlenty (R-MN), on CPAC: "If I went to any number of leftist gatherings I could find a bunch of goofballs as well." CNN: "Do you know of any?". Pawlenty: "Uh, um... SMOKESCREEN" source: twitter.com \| share:	113
		Rep Boebert confuses Delta variant Covid for the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal source: snopes.com \| share:	44
		The numbers are in for Black Widow, and between streaming and theaters, it hit $140 million (potential spoilers in thread) source: theweek.com \| share:	80
		Thousands of protestors take to the streets throughout Cuba to protest against the government and the lack of basic goods and poor health care. Internet disruptions and reports of soldiers being deployed do not bode well for a peaceful resolution source: cnn.com \| share:	58

Sun July 11, 2021
		It's a death cult, part eleventy source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	152

Sat July 10, 2021
		Enrique no Mas source: cnn.com \| share:	8
		"I'm not welcome on CNN," claims man being interviewed on CNN source: mediaite.com \| share:	57

Fri July 09, 2021
		Fox still hunting for liberal cohost for The Five. Orders are shoot to kill source: variety.com \| share:	61

Thu July 08, 2021
		"Both Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones say things that are logical," insists Joe Rogan source: mediaite.com \| share:	146

Wed July 07, 2021
		Michael Flynn would like you to know that video of his family reciting the QAnon oath was merely a coincidence since their family motto is identical, and the one person who didn't take it was his wife, Morgan Fairchild source: vice.com \| share:	74
		Trust fund Tucker attacks someone for not being smart enough for a real job source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	67
		There are the sandcastles that you make at the beach, and the Sand Castles that the pros make source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	8

Tue July 06, 2021
		Thousands in India receive tin cans and string instead of legitimate 5G devices source: thehill.com \| share:	27

Mon July 05, 2021
		Pre-wrapped Steak source: cnn.com \| share:	20
		You want to read about this kitty intruder, but keep getting a Serval Error source: cnn.com \| share:	7

Sun July 04, 2021
		House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn: We're totally gonna subpoena Trump source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		White House: "Turmoil? In the VP's office? What are you talking about? Nothing to see here, everything is just peachy" source: msn.com \| share:	115

Sat July 03, 2021
		Atlanta woman terrified of Savannah source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		Let me off this train wreck source: wcvb.com \| share:	18
		The charges were more serious than prior reporting suggested, the scope of the investigation was greater than anticipated, and the case is bigger than what was expected. All of which is very bad news for Cadet Bone Spur source: cnn.com \| share:	151
		Winnie the Poohl source: cnn.com \| share:	5
		Like we ever had a chance to achieve herd immunity in the first place source: cnn.com \| share:	80

Fri July 02, 2021
		It's totes normal for Congresspersons to take trips with insurrectionists, apparently source: cnn.com \| share:	98
		What is "Percoset and lobster and dunks and FARK YOU, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?" source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	18
		It's easy to make an Airbus's computer land the plane on a waveless river in the middle of the day. But it takes REAL pilots to land a 40 year old Boeing freighter on the ocean at 1:30 in the morning source: cnn.com \| share:	61
		That smell you're smelling is The Stupid burning. And pork slider diarrhea, but mostly The Stupid source: dailydot.com \| share:	64

Thu July 01, 2021
		Who gives a shiat, Kevin? source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	58
		Forty years after 'The Concert in Central Park', Paul Simon to perform there again replacing Art Garfunkel with some guy named Springstein, Sprongsteen, or something like that source: pagesix.com \| share:	23
		"Clorox stock is getting wiped out." CNN tries a Fark-style punny headline, gets its clock cleaned source: cnn.com \| share:	22

Wed June 30, 2021
		Something out of West Taiwan is fake? No way source: insider.com \| share:	24
		Gentlemen, start your popcorn. Trump Org. CFO Allen Weisselberg expected to be charged tomorrow source: cnn.com \| share:	217

Tue June 29, 2021
		Clingy girlfriends save lives source: cnn.com \| share:	68
		Even the Trumpers are getting tired of Trump's broken record collection he keeps pulling out at his rallies source: boingboing.net \| share:	58
		US House to vote to remove Confederate statues (again). In other news, they probably won't (again). It's almost like there's a Giant Obstruction Party in the way of doing what's right source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		CNN has published an article answering the question: "What is a pancake collapse, anyway?" and apparently it has nothing to do with what happens when you try to walk out of an IHOP four hours into an all you can eat challenge source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		Ron Johnson's pants catch on fire. Figuratively source: cnn.com \| share:	36
		What's un-American about Gwen Berry's Olympic trials protest? The reaction to it source: poynter.org \| share:	36
		Brian Stelter has taken up residence inside Sean Hannity's vacant skull source: mediaite.com \| share:	29
		Ex-daughter-in-law of Trump Org officer says she's prepared to testify that her best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw some shenanigans going on source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Mon June 28, 2021
		"AOC's master class in crushing Trumpian lies" source: cnn.com \| share:	74
		The United States Supreme Court lets everyone know they don't give a piss who uses what bathroom source: cnn.com \| share:	329
		Candygram source: cnn.com \| share:	47

Sun June 27, 2021
		On the bright side, now there are 2 things this guy can be an insufferable douche about in casual conversations source: cnn.com \| share:	37
		Translation for "Allez Opi-Omi": I'm getting sued, Grandpa and Grandma source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	104
		Engineer sets Guinness World Record for tallest stack of M&Ms. Fark: at a whopping five M&Ms source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		Major news networks refused to air delusional old man's revenge rant source: deadline.com \| share:	129

Fri June 25, 2021
		Six months after the Jan 6 insurrection, Kevin McCarthy sees fit to meet with Capitol Police officers hurt in riot. Oh the Human Ity, that's awe fully White of him source: thehill.com \| share:	69

Thu June 24, 2021
		Multi-story building near Miami partially collapses, more than 80 rescue units at location source: cnn.com \| share:	665

Wed June 23, 2021
		It doesn't hover. It does, however, explode source: cnn.com \| share:	8
		Which billionaire will be the first to be blowed up in space, blowed up real good source: cnn.com \| share:	20

Tue June 22, 2021
		The twenty year old Toyota Supra that Paul Walker drove in the first two "Fast & Furious" movies was auctioned off for $550,000 source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	25
		Dubai's Palm Islands are 20 years old. So they built a tower just so you can see the whole thing source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	17
		Odelay source: cnn.com \| share:	9

Mon June 21, 2021
		Federal officials and farmers in Oregon can't agree on fish or chips source: cnn.com \| share:	29
		Seven idiots discuss why they believe the Big Lie source: cnn.com \| share:	138
		"If you're aiding and abetting terrorists by your actions in the Capitol, whether it was back on January 6th or with your votes today, you don't deserve to be a member of Congress" source: mediaite.com \| share:	94

Sun June 20, 2021
		Far-right Belgian extremist who was threatening doctors fighting Covid-19 may have followed his leader source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		500 days ago, the U.S. recorded its first COVID-19 fatality. It's been a wild ride, and sadly because of politics, ignorance, and outright obstruction, it appears the pandemic will be with us for a lot longer source: cnn.com \| share:	74

Fri June 18, 2021
		"Smart nails" with your personal info on them may turn out to be dumber than a bag of hammers source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	7
		Per CNN: These Cyber Ninjas? Kinda sketchy. Their Legal Department addy on Arizona contract is a UPS Store. Their main addy on contract is vacant. Friend of founder: "He's a lovely person. He's just nuts now" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	70

Thu June 17, 2021
		"Reality has the Arizona Audit on the ropes It's taken repeated blows to the chest by now how much more can one- BAH GAWD THAT'S THE UNIBOMBER'S MUSIC" source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	78
		Paul Gosar's own sister blames him for being partly responsible for the Capitol Insurrection Terror Attack, which should make for some uncomfortable silences at the holidays source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		Biden apologizes for being wise source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	67
		CNN will begin selling NFTs of its historic coverage. No word if they'll sell the NFT of Wolf Blitzer getting his ass handed to him by Andy Richter on Jeopardy source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	6

Wed June 16, 2021
		Man thinks that a developmental version of Windows 11 that leaked online is the final product. CNN doesn't always hire the brightest of the bunch source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Tetrasperm? Winner splooges £14,000 in frenzied plant bukkake source: independent.co.uk \| share:	12
		Biden and Putin shake hands. This story brought to you by CNN source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		Royal Caribbean finds its inaugural cruise postponed after two crew members test positive for Covid-19 source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		"A multiracial country can only survive if it self-consciously deemphasizes race," claims the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson source: mediamatters.org \| share:	116

Tue June 15, 2021
		The Southern Baptist Church is in revolt because leadership wrote letters saying that clergy who molested parishioners are criminals, but CNN decides to focus on a wokeness angle source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		New emails from Trump White House detail how his entire senior staff were working to overturn the election. DONNA! source: cnn.com \| share:	114
		Olympic runner fails drug test, blames it on a burrito. Hay caramba source: cnn.com \| share:	32
		China says radiation levels are normal around the leaky Taishan reactor. Not bad, not great. Not yet source: msn.com \| share:	50

Mon June 14, 2021
		Next shortage of supplies and resulting massive price hikes will be for lubricants. No, not that kind source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		The only good thing about cicada pizza is that it'll be another 17 years before anyone tries this bullshiat again source: wishtv.com \| share:	67
		Sunday, June 13th was not a good day for Stefanos Tsitsipas source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		AmazonBasicallyCrap source: cnn.com \| share:	178
		According to this not-at-all biased article by a CNN contributor who just happened to decide to completely switch from a PC to a new iMac, the iMac wins in every category but one: He's no longer part of the PC Master Race when it comes to gaming source: cnn.com \| share:	64
		Race car smashes through a barrier and plows into a crowd during a Texas mud racing event. This headline couldn't be any more American if it were burping source: cnn.com \| share:	61
		Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman source: mediaite.com \| share:	296

Sun June 13, 2021
		"Joe Manchin speaks for a lot of Americans" source: cnn.com \| share:	195

Sat June 12, 2021
		CNN reports discovery of missing plane. No, not that one source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Florida man's quixotic quest to unseat Georgia governor runs into a snag: no one in the Georgia GOP is interested in running against him source: cnn.com \| share:	56

Fri June 11, 2021
		You can't make this shait up. Except someone DID think of it. Putting bodycams on teachers because they're afraid they'll teach about racism source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	145
		It's. . . . it's infrastructure week? source: cnn.com \| share:	72
		"Welcome back to CNN, Jeffrey... let's recap for the viewers why you haven't been here lately" source: twitter.com \| share:	153

Thu June 10, 2021
		CNN hands Jeffrey Toobin his job back, on the condition he keeps a firm grip on himself and doesn't jerk them around, and only if he shoots load after load of stories for them source: tmz.com \| share:	60
		Don't hate the pizza vending machine, they actually rule source: eater.com \| share:	22
		Curtis Sliwa just lost the NYC mayor's race source: thehill.com \| share:	59
		Jim Acosta is correct: We ignore greenlights of Trump threads at our own peril source: mediaite.com \| share:	72

Wed June 09, 2021
		As Trump rollback continues, Biden Administration removes rules that could have kicked three million Americans off food stamps, denied nearly one million children automatic eligibility for free school meals source: cnn.com \| share:	63
		Family learns the hard way that life is all about choices source: cnn.com \| share:	92
		New fires in Arizona are being started by A: Cigarettes? B: Lightning strikes? or C: Firefighter's heavy equipment? source: cnn.com \| share:	17

Tue June 08, 2021
		Support for same-sex marriage hits 70% in the US as the other 30% were still insisting Trump won the election source: axios.com \| share:	78
		CNN reports that massive internet outage has taken down CNN, which you can read on both CNN desktop and mobile source: cnn.com \| share:	13

Mon June 07, 2021
		CNN obtains audio of Rudy extorting Ukraine for Trump's campaign in 2019 in violation of federal law source: cnn.com \| share:	114
		DESIs got some 'splainin to do source: cnn.com \| share:	3
		Head of NASA: "We'll start investigating UFOs now." Project Blue Book unavailable for comment source: nypost.com \| share:	12
		Expect students to take notes on a criminal conspiracy if you name it Operation Hall Pass source: cnn.com \| share:	49
		Jim Acosta says Trump's speech was like "Groundhog Day without the comedy." So, Fifty First Dates, then? source: mediaite.com \| share:	85
		Headline, announcing christening of USS Canberra: "US Navy christens only warship named for a foreign capital." Reality: USS Tripoli, her crew, and the entire Marine Corps would beg to differ source: cnn.com \| share:	63
		Mississippi's governor claims fetuses are able to live outside the womb at fifteen weeks source: politicususa.com \| share:	134
		Here's a Jen Psaki interview for you fanbois out there source: cnn.com \| share:	34

Sun June 06, 2021
		Now Roger Federer is thinking of withdrawing from the French Open. What else can go wrong? source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	24
		Fox News's refusal to air Trump's speech shows his waning power source: mediaite.com \| share:	85
		Private equity group buys major medical supply company. This will surely improve quality, lower costs and improve employee quality of life. Until the company is dismembered and driven into bankruptcy that is source: cnn.com \| share:	16

Sat June 05, 2021
		Did Mike Pence just doom his 2024 chances? Well, it's hard to "doom" a 0% chance source: cnn.com \| share:	78

Fri June 04, 2021
		Let's look at what states are primed for a major Covid outbreak source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		U.S. Intelligence: We're not saying it's aliens, but source: cnn.com \| share:	136
		Bob Costas calls for Conservatives to oust the MAGA fringe and be strong and sane again source: politicususa.com \| share:	71
		Duh, it was when Patrick Swayze guided her hands on the spinning wheel thingy source: cnn.com \| share:	3
		LeBron gets a head start on the Space Jam 2 press tour source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	57

Thu June 03, 2021
		Glenn Greenwald starts a Twitter spat with Brian Stelter, who proves he's not just a stray cat or a runaway boy source: mediaite.com \| share:	104
		You know, I'm really starting to like this Eric Swalwell fella source: cnn.com \| share:	70
		If you have a flight coming up on Qantas Airlines anytime soon, you might want to spend a little more time than normal checking your seat area for rattlesnakes. Just sayin'. Bonus: "wheel whackers" source: cnn.com \| share:	23
		Old and busted: The Dream Police. New hotness: The Shoe Police (tag ain't for them) source: cnn.com \| share:	22
		You'll never guess who is telling rightwing media to run stories about Stolen Election. Ok, not telling. Asking. OK, OK, fine, not asking. Begging source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	63
		Maybe it just wanted some Texas BBQ. You ever think about that? Of course not, you only think about yourself source: fieldandstream.com \| share:	27

Wed June 02, 2021
		CNN's Brianna Keilar shows off her Psaki-fu skills on unsuspecting Texas legislator lying about voter fraud source: yahoo.com \| share:	77
		Breaking: Asking price for Trump's Washington DC hotel source: queerty.com \| share:	69
		Is there a Kidz Bop version of 'I fought the law'? source: miami.cbslocal.com \| share:	80
		John Hinckley Jr. posting love songs online. Can he borrow a feeling? source: cnn.com \| share:	44

Mon May 31, 2021
		China announces three, ah, ah, ah, THREE child policy source: cnn.com \| share:	99
		Four more Oath Keepers charged in Capitol insurrection. Five other Oath Keepers face additional charges. FBI agents and DOJ members take an oath too, just sayin' source: cnn.com \| share:	93

Fri May 28, 2021
		If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. Pelosi already working on 1/6 Select Committee source: cnn.com \| share:	192
		Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robins source: cnn.com \| share:	65
		Southwest Airlines files for bankruptcy source: cnn.com \| share:	116
		Bear injures hiker at Yellowstone. Butkus, Singletary, Urlacher all wanted for questioning source: cnn.com \| share:	42
		Yes it does source: comicbook.com \| share:	62
		Here's Marjorie Taylor Greene being racist source: mediaite.com \| share:	100

Thu May 27, 2021
		...And in other news, stocks are down sharply in early trading for makers of prosthetic thumbs source: nypost.com \| share:	10
		Between fits of phony poutrage about "cancel culture", conservatives cancel one of their own for not sucking up to Trump enough. Life's been good source: thehill.com \| share:	38
		White House butler to retire after 47 years. Was heard to mutter, "Oh god, the past 4 years. The horror...the horror" source: cnn.com \| share:	46
		Mittens takes off the gloves source: cnn.com \| share:	68
		Ancient Judeans likely ate non-kosher catfish. Great, now that it's published, their mothers are going to find out and they'll never hear the end of it source: cnn.com \| share:	44

Wed May 26, 2021
		The One with the West Virginia Cousins source: cnn.com \| share:	15
		I don't think anyone has ever said OAN is credible, let alone a "news" source source: mediaite.com \| share:	59
		It has always been a challenge for CNN to find a person who can reliably go on TV several times a week to mop up after Republican politicians. Trying to use Santorum for that was just the latest in a long streak of stains on their credibility source: politico.com \| share:	35

Tue May 25, 2021
		GOP gives master class in apologizing and pretending nothing is wrong source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Volcano erupts in the Congo jungle. Wait, I've seen this one, that's right before Laura Linney starts shooting mutant gorillas with a laser, right? source: cnn.com \| share:	6
		Defense lawyers forget to flatten their PDF regarding seizing Rudy's electronics. Redactions easily removed by CNN. Hilarity results source: cnn.com \| share:	142

Mon May 24, 2021
		Ad capacitatem C patefacio catholica ecclesiis, in New York City source: cnn.com \| share:	20
		New York and Maryland have now created vaccine lotteries source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		Okay, ewww source: cnn.com \| share:	9

Sun May 23, 2021
		Someone is now the proud owner of a non-fungible token of a soon-to-be-deleted YouTube video involving children. It only cost them $760,000 source: ksl.com \| share:	103
		Once GOP politicians get the prefix "former" to "Republican", they are suddenly very outspoken against Donald Trump and can clearly see how he bears responsibility for the January 6 Capitol riots source: mediaite.com \| share:	40

Sat May 22, 2021
		CNN cleans up their Santorum problem source: huffpost.com \| share:	140
		Pastors disagree when someone new rolls into town and starts talking about how one man has a plan to save the world source: cnn.com \| share:	60
		And he's totally wrong source: wegotthiscovered.com \| share:	42
		Yeah, that's not going to happen source: msn.com \| share:	148
		DOJ is no longer allowed to seize reporters' emails and phone records source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		Gaetzgate gets another cooperating witness source: cnn.com \| share:	90

Fri May 21, 2021
		People called Romans, they go, the beach source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		NYPD guy claims he was drunk at 1/6 riot and didn't know he was in the Capitol building source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	88
		Former daughter-in-law of Trump CFO says he is going to flip faster than a hamberder source: cnn.com \| share:	11
		GoFakeMe source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	49
		Dogecoin investor says dogecoin is it source: abc.net.au \| share:	40

Thu May 20, 2021
		Shatner reveals recent press reports announcing he's 90 years old are fake CNN news, and he's really a 55-year-old cowboy source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
		Another one going down to prison town: Trump Organization CFO also now under criminal tax investigation source: axios.com \| share:	66
		Burr: Talk less, smile more, don't let them investigate what the Capitol was attacked for source: newsandguts.com \| share:	61
		CNN asks Franklin Graham if he "stands corrected" after believing the election lies source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	45
		11-year-old avoided abduction and threw blue slime at attacker "to mark him" based on watching Law & Order SVU. Lazy dads everywhere rejoice in knowing that letting your kids watch inappropriate TV shows can really pay off. Suck it, moms source: cnn.com \| share:	122
		Giuliani's 35-year-old son says he has 5 decades of political experience, hopes there is no math source: cnn.com \| share:	56

Wed May 19, 2021
		Meet the covidiots in the house source: cnn.com \| share:	51
		Oh Qevin, ain't no one believing your bullshiat. We know you just don't want to testify before America and admit that Trump caused the Insurrection and did everything he could to keep it going. You'll never be Speaker source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		Sharon Stone just can't stop the release of the XXX Basic Instinct. There's no way, this film just can't be released, it will ruin her. Oh, can't somebody please stop the release of XXX Basic Instinct? She can't do it alone. Somebody, please source: cnn.com \| share:	81
		NY Attorney General probe into the Trump Organization turns from civil to criminal which leads to the most important question, who will Trump throw under the Fifth Ave bus first? source: cnn.com \| share:	75

Tue May 18, 2021
		Drew Barrymore claims Woody Allen gaslit her, which is really dangerous around a Firestarter source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		One of the main results of the last round of stimulus checks that went out to Americans will most likely be an explosion of new quality material on the "People of Wal-Mart" site source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Remember when Colonial Pipeline shut down last week? Oh but there's more, so much more source: jalopnik.com \| share:	99
		Dear Prudence, Help I Caught My Son in a Compromising Position With a Vacuum Cleaner. Thank God it wasn't a Dyson source: flipboard.com \| share:	63
		Venus Williams blames God for recent time violation source: cnn.com \| share:	17
		Is it an international incident when the wife of an ambassador slaps a retail worker and claims diplomatic immunity? source: cnn.com \| share:	94

Mon May 17, 2021
		Feeling blue, Ricky Schroder apologizes for being anything but a champ at Costco, promises to pull that silver spoon out of his butt source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		Will Trump testify before the 1/6 Commission? Because Homeland Security has some questions source: politicususa.com \| share:	44
		AT&T agrees to merge WarnerMedia with Discovery. If approved the deal gives up on the company's years-long efforts to combine content and distribution in one company. Which is so AT&T source: cnbc.com \| share:	59
		CNN did not see how bad this freelancer was before hiring him source: twitter.com \| share:	92
		Ted Cruz gets brutalized by CNN source: politicususa.com \| share:	40
		"DeSantis can't". That sounds good, I already want a second plate please source: mediaite.com \| share:	63

Sun May 16, 2021
		CNN to use the Marvel Comics method, ending CNN Tonight with Don Lemon. Tune in tomorrow night for issue 1 of Don Lemon Tonight on CNN source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Hard-hitting CNN interview with Apple reveals that there's no better time than now to buy a new Mac source: cnn.com \| share:	76
		Space Force commander thrown out of the airlock by Defense Department source: cnn.com \| share:	181

Sat May 15, 2021
		Bashir resigns for health reasons ahead of report that will be critical of his handling of scoring the Princess Di interview, but we all know that's BS and that it's because he's going on a mission for Section 31 source: cnn.com \| share:	61
		Arizona Ballot Qarnival packs up the vans and clown cars and hits the road source: cnn.com \| share:	98

Fri May 14, 2021
		Stacey Abrams is the queen of truth bombs source: mediaite.com \| share:	47
		Office of Special Counsel says HUD Secretary violated Hatch Act. Pretty much every member of Trump administration unavailable for comment source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		Capitol Hill Dems are now 100% vaccinated from Covid-19. Republicans ... not so much source: cnn.com \| share:	65
		DC police officer accuses the GOP of "peddling bullshiat" to downplay the January 6 terror attack source: mediaite.com \| share:	34
		Witness confirms that Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a screamer source: msn.com \| share:	84
		Robert Durst, the guy who confessed to murder in the greatest documentary ending ever, has asked for an indefinite postponement of his murder trial on the grounds that he has untreated bladder cancer and will be stone dead soon enough source: thehill.com \| share:	56

Thu May 13, 2021
		COVID 19, New York Yankees 7. 6 aymptomatic cases breakthrough to major leagues source: cnn.com \| share:	18
		Trump is not happy with a former 'lowlife' aide he has been photographed with on many occasions. But he wants you to know that he never met the 'loser' source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	101
		Chief engineer says it will take eight weeks to fix the I-40 bridge. "Great Scott," exclaim business leaders who don't have eight weeks and hope he is a miracle worker who can do it in two source: cnn.com \| share:	32
		Your honor, Ahmaud Arbrey had prior encounters with law enforcement. While my clients couldn't possibly know that when they chased down and killed him I want to introduce his record into evidence in order to insinuate to a jury that he had it coming source: cnn.com \| share:	107
		Headline: Conor McGregor tops Forbes' sport rich list for 2021. Article: Most of the cash came from him selling his majority stake in a whiskey source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	2
		Before clicking the link, take your best guess about which Senator told a female, minority EPA nominee that if she did not "behave," then "I'm going to talk to your daddy." Yes, he's a Republican. Come on, you have a snowball's chance source: cnn.com \| share:	69
		CNN obtains and runs video of DC Metro Police officer Michael Fanone begging Trump cultists to stop, as they repeatedly tasered and beat him with a flagpole during the Republican insurrection source: cnn.com \| share:	152
		Oh, skydiving over Colorado, cool. OK maybe not if it's two aircraft and one deployed a parachute source: cnn.com \| share:	73

Wed May 12, 2021
		In a show of asshole solidarity, the bulk of Liz Cheney's GOP colleagues walked out before her speech source: cnn.com \| share:	136
		Sean Hannity says making it easy for everyone to vote would destroy electoral credibility source: mediamatters.org \| share:	44

Tue May 11, 2021
		Federal investigators seek the cooperation of Matt Gaetz's ex-girlfriend, hope to speak to her after fourth period history source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		Federal investigators are almost done collecting all the evidence they need against Gaspedo Gaetz that indictments should be inbound within the month source: cnn.com \| share:	210
		"Yo brah, is it cool to have so many people out here on this balcony? Looks like it might collapse" "Nah brah, we're good. Have another PBR." Two seconds later source: cnn.com \| share:	51

Mon May 10, 2021
		Biden administration launches task force to ensure scientific decisions are free from political influence. GOP launches investigation into if Biden weighs more than a duck source: kxly.com \| share:	41
		Dr. Anthony Fauci says indoor mask guidelines 'can start being more liberal,' proving that he's just effing with Fox News now source: mynews13.com \| share:	25
		California rejoices over CNN gas price projection source: cnn.com \| share:	143
		Coast Guard Cutter fires over 30 warnings shots at flotilla of Iranian fastboats in Persian Gulf, reminding people of the armed portion of "Armed Forces" source: cnn.com \| share:	62
		A rare orange and black speckled Calico lobster which is a one-in-30-million find has been spared the melted butter. "Freckles," has found a new home at the Virginia Living Museum's marine exhibit source: msn.com \| share:	6
		I think we need a bigger boat: The weapons seizure so big it covered the rear deck of a 567-foot US warship source: cnn.com \| share:	79
		Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf fails to qualify for Olympics, only hitting 10.36s in the 100m trials. Also: He's 6'4" and 235lbs source: cnn.com \| share:	72
		Bird strike forces Delta flight to return to Atlanta. Now they've got birds forming unions, too? source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		Why is Tucker Carlson so afraid of admitting his vaccination status to his ignorant viewership? source: politicususa.com \| share:	97

Sun May 09, 2021
		Rep. Clyburn says the most important facet of police reform isn't necessary for police reform source: cnn.com \| share:	65
		Honey, I'm home source: cnn.com \| share:	26

Fri May 07, 2021
		Soros, Soros, Chinese, Major, Antifa, sketchy laptop repairman, Soros, Major, Black Lesbian Communists for Satan, Antifa, Soros, Soros, Major, Antifa source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		You have to be Kiddeing. Your smoke detectors had one job... ONE JOB source: cnn.com \| share:	22
		The sentient Covid virus controlling Tucker Carlson blames Joe Biden for its inability to understand facts source: mediaite.com \| share:	48

Thu May 06, 2021
		CNN - It's not news that old people get divorced. Oh, wait. Bill and Melinda Gates did it? Look at this trend source: cnn.com \| share:	43
		Devin Nunes' attorney will need more than words to pay the court's sanctions against him source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	45
		Idaho GOP, faced with accusations that a state rep raped a teenage intern, follow the standard GOP playbook and doxx and harass the teenager source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Kevin McCarthy is terrified of the 1/6 Commission because he'd be forced to testify that he actually gave a damn about democracy for a brief moment that day, and Trumpers will not tolerate such loyalty to one's country over Trump source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	57
		For your reading pleasure; it's like watching a technicolor slo-mo trainwreck. Victor Davis Hanson asks the burning question: Are Americans becoming Sovietized? With helpful checklist and answers that define a whole new level of delusional overreach source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	158
		Trump screws Rudy source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	108
		"Back when I was kid in the 20's, we used to not have school when it snowed." "Wow, grandpa, that must have been awesome." "It was, kid, it truly was" source: thehill.com \| share:	56

Tue May 04, 2021
		When Republicans lose their jobs, they often end up working for places like Fox. Former Senator Doug Jones (D-Ala.) and his former aide Cissy Jackson are doing the opposite: working for Arent Fox source: thehill.com \| share:	17
		Roman Colosseum to get a new gladiator floor. This is not a repeat from the year 70 source: cnn.com \| share:	8
		Rick Santorum is a frothy mess, trying to save his job live on Chris Cuomo's show source: mediaite.com \| share:	30

Mon May 03, 2021
		Australia threatens five years in prison to citizens who try to return home from COVID-ravaged India, no word on how many venomous insects and reptiles are affected source: cnn.com \| share:	78
		"Why do double standards appear to persist that protect white conservative men in cable news?" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	62
		The real cause of the Johnson & Johnson Covid-19 side effects? Anxiety, not the vaccine itself source: vox.com \| share:	60
		Whatever happened with that Texas hailstorm a few days ago? [pics 'cause it happened] source: boredpanda.com \| share:	75
		If you want the public to forgive you for promoting the Big Lie and stoking insurrection, shouldn't you at least apologize first? source: independent.co.uk \| share:	46
		Breaking: Everything in Tupelo Mississippi source: cnn.com \| share:	42

Sun May 02, 2021
		Susan Collins takes bold action against MAGAs in the GOP by forcefully stating she is concerned. Again source: cnn.com \| share:	58

Sat May 01, 2021
		Their luck ran out: active shooter at casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin source: cnn.com \| share:	183
		It has seemed recently that CNN has run out of farks to give about its sibling network, Fox News, but how can we be sure? (NSFW language) source: complex.com \| share:	114
		In a weird twist of karma, Marsha Blackburn's claim that Joe Biden was going to mandate preschool and two years of college for everyone turns out to be false, but does demonstrate why Biden's education plan would actually help folks like Marsha source: cnn.com \| share:	92
		The cockroaches are skittering back under their rocks source: cnn.com \| share:	96
		Former deputy admits to beating Black suspects for "sweet stress relief", dropping N-bombs, and wanting Blacks charged with felonies so they can't vote. But his lawyer says he "isn't a bigot or racist" source: cnn.com \| share:	136

Fri April 30, 2021
(Some Guy)		Nigerian teen wins $5 million in scholarship offers in the US and UK. But first she'll need to send a $5000 cashier's check to release the funds source: binnews.com \| share:	23
		The number of unaccompanied migrant children held in jail-like conditions at the border dropped nearly 84% last month source: cnn.com \| share:	76
		MSNBC trounces Fox News in ratings thanks to Biden's speech source: politicususa.com \| share:	22
		Al Qaeda promises war 'on all fronts' with US on 10th anniversary of Osama bin Laden's death source: cnn.com \| share:	65
		Mitch McConnell wants the Secretary of Education to remove the 1619 Project from federal funding and replace them with other "inclusive" methods. "Turtle Power" has a nice ring to it source: cnn.com \| share:	72
		How to socialize again after the pandemic. I mean, seriously. You just type what you want to say in the box and then click "add comment," I don't see what's so hard about that source: cnn.com \| share:	62
		Deputies ignore neck tattoo that clearly states suspect is a flight risk source: cnn.com \| share:	31

Thu April 29, 2021
		The case for a national vacation week. Sponsored by National Lampoon source: nytimes.com \| share:	56
		CNN's Pundits grade Biden's address to the nation. See if you can spot the bitter right-wing troll in the mix source: cnn.com \| share:	50

Wed April 28, 2021
		AI predicted and attempted to prevent Capitol riot, thankfully not by launching all the missiles source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	30
		DC police officer wants his body cam video released - to prove that January 6 was an incredibly violent insurrection, not the hug-and-kissfest certain people want you to think it was source: axios.com \| share:	65
		White House tells Joe Rogan to shut his ignorant ass up source: politico.com \| share:	123
		Whatever medical school Joe Rogan graduated from recently needs to give him a refund, as hospital admissions for young healthy people due to COVID-19 are rising source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	85
		If only the Capitol Police had had some warning of what was going to happen on Jan 6th, like, say a package of social media traffic talking about plans to storm that Capitol, that Dataminr gave them, which emails show they completely ignored source: cnn.com \| share:	42
		Critics demanding Santorum's scalp source: thehill.com \| share:	62

Tue April 27, 2021
		They "forcefully acquired wives"? Well that's one way of putting it source: cnn.com \| share:	63
		Because why not, Project Veritas has sued CNN for calling them liars and purveyors of misinformation source: twitter.com \| share:	78
		Gay sex columnist Dan Savage sends out friendly reminder about Santorum. They say the internet never forgets, but subby guesses "better safe than sorry" is always sound advice source: queerty.com \| share:	32
		Baker Mayfield is still insisting he saw a UFO because the Pentagon verified that they do exist source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	14
		CNN urged to fire Rick Santorum after racist comments about Native Americans. In other news Rick Santorum is working for CNN source: theguardian.com \| share:	62

Mon April 26, 2021
		GOP group highlights the fact that most GOP members of Congress are Failures (at supporting Democracy). Only 14 A's. Murica tag stands in for the 'boutdamntime tag source: cnn.com \| share:	17
		Fark Vegas Odds: What's the moneyline on an introvert who misses lockdown so much they create a new virus to start a another pandemic just so that they can have an excuse to stay home? source: fark.com \| share:	7
		Andrew Brown's family has been informed that they will not be permitted to view the body cam footage until police have finished redacting it. Because, you know, that's totally something they should be allowed to do source: cnn.com \| share:	112

Sun April 25, 2021
		Obstacle denies being a roadblock source: thehill.com \| share:	108

Sat April 24, 2021
		Terror in southern England as dozens are felled in the dead of night. UPDATE: Police had arrested a 24-year-old man in connection with the attacks, which had claimed at least 35 lives source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	63
		US Senator Josh Hawley (R-ipJack) hopes his philosophy of absolute governmental anarchy will propel him to the Presidency. It has worked before source: cnn.com \| share:	41

Fri April 23, 2021
		Pennsylvania GOP official: "We know there was voter fraud in the 2020 election...because, uh, we did it" source: cnn.com \| share:	37
		Party on Matt, party on Wayne source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		"Nicole Marie Poole Franklin had actually been involved in three separate racist incidents in December 2019." You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed, try running over a girl because she looks Mexican source: cnn.com \| share:	46

Thu April 22, 2021
		Trouble, oh we got trouble. Right here in River City. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for physical abuse source: cnn.com \| share:	35
		Who wants to look inside Derek Chauvin's new forever home? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	144
		Virginia police officer fired after making an online donation to Kyle Rittenhouse. My God, where has this country gotten to when its law enforcement officers can't openly support murderous white supremacists anymore? source: cnn.com \| share:	62

Tue April 20, 2021
		Outdoor masks may soon go the way of Mud Season in New England, ayuh source: nbcboston.com \| share:	52
		Apparently its a slow news day source: pagesix.com \| share:	27
		James O'Queefe sues Twitter for deploying their defaming banhammer. Dumbass defamation litigation trifecta now in play source: mediaite.com \| share:	92

Mon April 19, 2021
		Bad: MN State Police arrest a CNN crew trying to cover the demonstrations over Daunte Wright's shooting. Much worse: The crew's Asian-American producer is thrown to the ground, zip-tied, and a trooper shouts "Do you speak English?" at her source: msn.com \| share:	187
		Ohio Rep to resign next month, thereby making the Ohio Republican control of the congress in a more precarious situation. Good source: cnn.com \| share:	34
		Dee Snider calls Iced Earth member Jon Schaffer and "embarrassment to metal," and not simply because of the man's music source: nme.com \| share:	65

Sat April 17, 2021
		GOP tells MTG to STFU source: cnn.com \| share:	104
		FTFA: "When he was interviewed by the FBI, he denied that he was a Nazi sympathizer." checks pic in article Riiiiight source: cnn.com \| share:	190
		Finally, the greatest broadcaster in history will host Jeopardy source: usatoday.com \| share:	106
		No, ma'am, you can't threaten the Vice President source: cnn.com \| share:	68

Fri April 16, 2021
		Authorities were warned about FedEx suspect's potential for violence, sources say. So a 'good guy with a gun' couldn't help, the police couldn't help... that puts a lot of presure on mental health and thoughts and prayers source: cnn.com \| share:	212
		The Geneva Convention calls "killing a combatant who, having laid down his arms or having no longer means of defence, has surrendered at discretion" a war crime. The Chicago Police Union head calls actions like that "justified and actually heroic" source: thehill.com \| share:	119
		Arizona investigating 298 COVID-19 cases among vaccinated people source: ktar.com \| share:	65
		We'll be seeing a lot more bare asses in the Senate source: cnn.com \| share:	64

Thu April 15, 2021
		The unmentioned implication being that 2000 years from now, maybe the only thing that will remain of our civilization will be a golden toilet and the engravings that describe its owner source: cnn.com \| share:	22
		It appears that Kentucky doesn't have a "Son of Sam" law, as one of Breonna Taylor's killers gets a book deal with the publishing house that puts out works by such luminaries as Dan Bongino and Laura Loomis source: thehill.com \| share:	40
		"They're protesting...and they brought cans of soup" source: mediaite.com \| share:	122
		Anachronistic Racially Progressive Sex Drama gets renewed for two more seasons source: cnn.com \| share:	20
		The sentient virus controlling Tucker Carlson fires back at Fauci's criticism source: mediaite.com \| share:	115
		Matt Gaetz making six-figure ad buy targeting CNN and others for reporting on Matt Gaetz's alleged predilection for teen girls. Would use Venmo for ad buy, but Venmo's only for minor purchases source: thehill.com \| share:	99
		Never bring an airsoft gun to a gun fight. BANG Never bring a knife to a gun fight that you just lost because you brought an airsoft gun. BANG source: wbrz.com \| share:	54

Wed April 14, 2021
		Fauci dismisses Sucker Carlson's latest vaccine schtick as "typical crazy conspiracy theory" source: thehill.com \| share: