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Mon February 06, 2023
		One RINO heretic announces he is planning to not destroy the economy. Only 4 more needed and we might survive another round of this source: thehill.com \| share:	68
		I hate Maryland Nazis source: cnn.com \| share:	165

Sun February 05, 2023
		Subby's no scientist like the scholars at CNN, but I'm gonna go with 'Look up' source: cnn.com \| share:	31

Sat February 04, 2023
		Day 346 of WW3: News: US allocates $5.4 million confiscated from Russian oligarch to help rebuild Ukraine. Soon-to-be Republican angst: ZOMG, this is socialisms Won't somebody think of the billionaires? It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion source: kyivindependent.com \| share:	454
		Xi, you've lost another "weather balloon"? source: independent.co.uk \| share:	381

Fri February 03, 2023
		Tucker Carlson laments the only thing George Santos is guilty of is wearing a stylish tan suit, eating arugula, and occasionally rocking some mom jeans source: mediaite.com \| share:	46

Thu February 02, 2023
		Dwumfour is done for. Popular 30 year-old New Jersey councilwoman shot and killed source: cnn.com \| share:	126
		Anthony Bourdain's humble yet perfectly made Les Halles steak frites were the best fries in New York, and here's his three-step process source: tastingtable.com \| share:	45
		Just to prove they're unbiased, the FBI will now search the Pence home for classified materials source: cnn.com \| share:	95
		Brady's ex hopes for reconciliation now that he's truly retired. No, not Gisele source: cnn.com \| share:	21

Wed February 01, 2023
		There'll be laughing and singing, and goin' to prison, for dancing in the streets source: cnn.com \| share:	83
		20 years ago today, Fark followed the Columbia shuttle disaster in real time source: fark.com \| share:	165

Tue January 31, 2023
		Alec Baldwin, "Rust" armorer formally charged with involuntary manslaughter. Expect the gun-pointing to start between the two of them as to who is more at fault source: cnn.com \| share:	84
		Liberals are starting to turn on Bill Maher for being too conservative. Wait. "Starting"? "Conservative"? source: foxnews.com \| share:	726
		Trump received less money for his 2024 presidential campaign after he announced his intention to run than he received before announcing it source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	65
		Just how much of a drooling moron do you have to be at this point to be "disappointed" by the fact that a Donald Trump "campaign speech" is nothing more than a jumbled word salad of hatred, insanity, and grievance? Oh, hello Governor Sununu source: ca.finance.yahoo.com \| share:	55
		Apparently, there has been about a 60% decline in the market for Giacometti's chandeliers since 2018. However, this one may still give a decent return to the guy who spent $309 on it originally source: cnn.com \| share:	16

Mon January 30, 2023
		Some Pecker meets with prosecutors over TFG's pecker. Enquiring minds want to know source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		A rare Van Dyck painting sold for $3M after the seller originally bought it for $600. Subby had no idea that Dick could paint so well in addition to the singing and the acting source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		DirecTV replaces Newmax with an even shiattier right wing station. Oh yes, there are shiattier ones, isn't that right Dana Loesch? source: indiewire.com \| share:	89
		CNN ratings continue to get worse. Somehow source: thewrap.com \| share:	48

Sun January 29, 2023
		What does God need with a Super Bowl ad? source: cnn.com \| share:	191

Fri January 27, 2023
		'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight source: cnn.com \| share:	678

Thu January 26, 2023
		National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets source: cnn.com \| share:	115
		CNN fact Check Kevin McCarthy's claims since he's become Speaker, and use the WHOLE thesaurus to avoid saying "Everything he's said has been a lie" source: cnn.com \| share:	43
		"George Santos' new treasurer wants you to know he's not George Santos' treasurer" source: motherjones.com \| share:	29

Wed January 25, 2023
		These people seem to have a number of skeletons in the closet and science is grateful for their conservation source: cnn.com \| share:	6
		Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Because that's what heroes do source: cnn.com \| share:	57

Tue January 24, 2023
		CNN reporter just now discovering that all your bosses are nothing more than smarmy douchebags with no skills who fail their way to the top source: cnn.com \| share:	17

Mon January 23, 2023
		Avatar: Smurf Gully earns $2 billion in worldwide box office sales, will still be a loss in Hollywood accounting source: cnn.com \| share:	58

Sun January 22, 2023
		Alcohol injures multiple people as two drunken groups clash with weapons instead of simply walking away source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Sat January 21, 2023
		Patrons at restaurant shocked at GOP women's group showing a snuff film source: cnn.com \| share:	134
		News outlets sue for access to police bodycam evidence, are told the files are right next to the Epstein client spreadsheet source: apnews.com \| share:	24
		Acclaimed star of "Hannah Montana" television series resists calls to resign from political office source: businessinsider.com \| share:	148
		Revenge of the bacon source: cnn.com \| share:	41
		Nikki Haley believes the rich people throwing money at her will make her President. The same person who resigned for taking bribes source: mediaite.com \| share:	60
		Boeing and NASA will test a truss-braced wing prototype for future passenger travel, possibly lead to a 737 replacement after 6 decades source: cnn.com \| share:	47
		Good thing they only made 750 bottles because No source: nbc15.com \| share:	13

Fri January 20, 2023
(Some Guy)		Regal Cinemas downgraded to Pauper source: webcenterfairbanks.com \| share:	8
		Pizza Hut to finally create a pizza size large enough to feed the typical American family source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		CIA now helping Zelensky predict Russian attacks source: cnn.com \| share:	70
		Apparently the Russians still have a ship that floats, and it's a spy ship hanging around off the coast of the Hawaiian Islands. Likely doing intelligence things like finding better poke recipes source: the-sun.com \| share:	51

Thu January 19, 2023
		Looks like CNN chose poorly when it decided to go 'moderate' source: mediaite.com \| share:	47

Wed January 18, 2023
		Qantas's streak of not losing a passenger since December 13, 1951, is still intact after this mayday alert for an issue with the engine. Still the only airline that Ray Babbitt will fly source: cnn.com \| share:	4
		What's next for Tom Brady? CNN asks the question. Again. And freakin' again source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		Patrick Reed threatens to sue CNN, Bloomberg, Jake Tapper, and Bob Costas because he doesn't like it pointed out that he took blood money from the Saudi regime source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	24
		It's like a real-life Gilligan's Island. Except there's no Ginger. Or Marianne. And the boat doesn't wreck. And the skipper is the charismatic head of an internet doomsday cult source: cnn.com \| share:	73
		Former astronaut and entrepreneur gets committee positions source: cnn.com \| share:	51
		Soros. Soros soros soros soros. SOROS. SOOOOOROOOOOOSSS. Soros source: foxnews.com \| share:	103

Tue January 17, 2023
		Fellow NY Republican Congressman Nick LaLota: The FEC should freeze Santos' campaign funds source: thehill.com \| share:	33

Mon January 16, 2023
		First cousin marriage encouraged in Ancient Greece, present-day Alabama source: cnn.com \| share:	6
		Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards source: mediaite.com \| share:	199
		CNN acknowledges that they are a complete joke source: mediaite.com \| share:	66
		If? IF?? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	76

Sat January 14, 2023
		Cops called to help man suffering hallucinations, man later dies at hospital despite paramedics transport. Two charged with murder and it's not who you think source: cnn.com \| share:	116
		Tucker Carlson wants to make indoor smoking great again source: mediamatters.org \| share:	191

Fri January 13, 2023
		Eggs up to 7,500 years old were found in an ancient fire pit. A blonde woman with immunity to fire is expected to be exiting soon with new hatchlings source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		Warner Brothers-Discovery takes another step toward full Searsification: they're now looking to sell off their movie music library that includes "The Wizard of Oz (1938)" and "Westworld (1973)" source: yahoo.com \| share:	25
		Tucker Carlson claims Andrew Cuomo was forced to resign for being white source: mediamatters.org \| share:	58

Thu January 12, 2023
		Remember when CNN was about real journalism and wasn't just about hit pieces against Biden? source: cnn.com \| share:	121
		Brady Feigl Brady Feigls Brady Feigl while Brady Feigling source: nypost.com \| share:	8
		Pete Buttigieg won't rule out that Johnny's kidding around caused yesterday's FAA computer failure source: huffpost.com \| share:	28
		You know who else hated being compared to Adolf Hitler? source: politicalflare.com \| share:	80

Wed January 11, 2023
		Demi Lovato canceled in England because of concerns new album is "likely to cause serious offense to Christians." Well, hell, I guess I have to buy it now source: cnn.com \| share:	67
		CNN: both sides are ba... hang on, we have breaking news, we're being told that these two things are not in fact the same source: twitter.com \| share:	181
		Sorry, Tucker, but Watergate was NOT a conspiracy between Carl Bernstein and the FBI to bring down Nixon, you dolt source: mediaite.com \| share:	57

Tue January 10, 2023
		George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		The Ukrainian army is scheduled to start Advanced Individual Training (AIT) next week. In the US source: cnn.com \| share:	54
		Katie Porter wants to bring the white board to the Senate source: cnn.com \| share:	124
		CNN tries to explain why it's harder than it used to be to win the lottery. But unless their explanation uses all one-syllable words and no math concepts beyond what's covered in second grade, its probably too advanced for the average lottery player source: cnn.com \| share:	100
		New Yorker sets the most first-world Guinness world record ever, dining in 18 Michelin starred restaurants in a single day source: cnn.com \| share:	36
		Now we're cooking with gas. Cough cough, wheeze cough wheeze, where's my inhaler? source: cnn.com \| share:	70

Mon January 09, 2023
		Congressional Republicans actually come up with a good idea for once, at least for those of us who like Bad Lip Reading videos source: politico.com \| share:	33

Sun January 08, 2023
		Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw: "Terrorists" was just a "turn of phrase" to describe my colleagues, or something source: mediaite.com \| share:	51
		Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City source: cnn.com \| share:	38
		The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear? source: cnn.com \| share:	67
		Pssst, buddy. Wanna buy a painting? source: cnn.com \| share:	37

Fri January 06, 2023
		Man flips car sideways in car wash, thus getting the underbody flush without the extra charge source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Republicans refused to appear on CNN for several years so they wouldn't anger Trump. And somehow this was CNN's fault and the new CEO is a goddamn hero for moving the network back to the Center source: mediaite.com \| share:	75
		University of Idaho murder suspect was seen by a neighbor cleaning out his car with surgical gloves and garbage bags, AS ONE DOES. You know, totally normal stuff source: cnn.com \| share:	223

Thu January 05, 2023
		Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor source: thehill.com \| share:	55
		10 source: cnn.com \| share:	397
		When did human beings start wearing clothes? CNN asks the question. Subby hasn't put on pants since 2020 source: cnn.com \| share:	67
		Nine times? NINE TIMES source: cnn.com \| share:	296
		Hamlin is awake and holding hands with family. Soon to discover his Bills are taken care of source: cnn.com \| share:	95
		Mexican authorities nab el chipo off el chapo source: cnn.com \| share:	15
		FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants soccer fans to "shut up all the racists." Sure, Gianni, right after FIFA shuts up all the FIFA presidents who enable human slave trafficking to support dictatorial countries who want to host the World Cup source: cnn.com \| share:	12

Wed January 04, 2023
		Peace Like a River is a gospel song that has been recorded by a duet and is being released later this month. Oh...and the duet are Dionne Warwick and Dolly Parton source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		You dirty rat source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Jeremy Renner shares the first photo of himself since the snow plowing accident and yeah....he looks farked up. But he's alive source: cnn.com \| share:	54

Tue January 03, 2023
		Southwest Airlines offers passengers 25,000 tiny insults to their injuries source: cnn.com \| share:	72
		Hawkeye gets plowed, trades MCU for the ICU source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Will Kev get the votes or will Cheryl Johnson, clerk of the House continue her reign in charge? Congress is voting to establish a quorum and the Speaker vote is next. CSPN live 12:30pm ET source: cnn.com \| share:	1898

Mon January 02, 2023
		Fark party in Dubai, anyone? crickets I'll show myself out source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	14
		With the Speaker vote coming up Tuesday, Kevin McCarthy promises to swallow the nuts, too source: cnn.com \| share:	72

Sun January 01, 2023
		CNN can't even handle counting backward from 10 source: yahoo.com \| share:	51
		Monstrous creature rebels against Dr. Frankenstein. This is not a repeat from 1818 source: mediaite.com \| share:	101
		Anita Pointer doing the Neutron Dance in heaven source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		Sucks to be that guy around jet engines source: cnn.com \| share:	113

Fri December 30, 2022
		Rockfalls are a geologic process "involving the detachment and rapid downward movement of rock," according to the National Park Service and two Yosemite visitors who happened to be located beneath a detachment and rapid downward movement of rock source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Man convinces 19 strangers to help him break into a school and steal from school cafeteria, police thank man for his actions source: cnn.com \| share:	64
		"Do we go Fox-lite or Trump-heavy?" Also, "You've been fired, why are you still in the building?" source: thehill.com \| share:	24
		Desperate to find enough votes to become House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy watches Clerks and borrows an idea from Veronica source: cnn.com \| share:	50

Thu December 29, 2022
		Don't mess with Dark Greta source: news.com.au \| share:	413
		George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page source: thehill.com \| share:	69
		Springfield to Shelbyville at 1000km/hr source: cnn.com \| share:	21

Wed December 28, 2022
		Female Iranian chess prodigy competes without a hijab. No comment on booze, tranquilizers or anal beads source: cnn.com \| share:	11
		Should you attend that New Year's Eve party? Well, if you have to ask source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	8
		Southwest's response to their thousands of cancelations: Hope you kept your receipts source: cnn.com \| share:	142

Tue December 27, 2022
		SCOTUS continues to surprise no one source: cnn.com \| share:	91
		If you have any large fentanyl shipments to smuggle, hold off until January 1st source: cnn.com \| share:	56
		Extreme cold has led to Lake Michigan being covered in ice pancakes. Mmmmmm, ice pancakes source: cnn.com \| share:	38

Mon December 26, 2022
		Bad news if you thought you were flying home today source: cnn.com \| share:	40
		No snark, just four tried-and-true recipes. Happy Boxing Day source: foodandwine.com \| share:	11
		Mallgoers avoid getting stitches for Christmas source: cnn.com \| share:	16

Sun December 25, 2022
		Just like good Christians, GQP drops off more asylum seekers outside of VP Harris' home in freezing temperatures with sub-zero windchill, just like Jesus would have done source: cnn.com \| share:	239

Sat December 24, 2022
		According to CNN, you spent last year cycling, foraging, and roller skating, all while searching for your own reflection in artwork and thanking your mom for passing down a love of horror source: npr.org \| share:	28

Fri December 23, 2022
		QAnon followers sentenced by court for breaking into multiple COVID vaccination centers -- in Japan source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	23

Thu December 22, 2022
		Congressman-elect George Santos' holocaust of lies about his background gets worse source: cnn.com \| share:	143

Wed December 21, 2022
		Attorney Stefan Passantino advised 1/6 Committee star witness Cassidy Hutchinson that she should lie under oath and pretend not to remember things she was asked about. Fark: He was the Trump White House ethics lawyer source: cnn.com \| share:	67
		Like sands through an hourglass, so are the lives of the General Hospital cast source: cnn.com \| share:	4
		Jake Tapper: "The reason that Senate Republicans are coming into this deal with the devil in their view is because they look at Kevin McCarthy and his gang of flying monkeys." I understood that reference source: mediaite.com \| share:	37

Tue December 20, 2022
		Justin Bieber slams M&M collecting or something, i don't know, I am not good with the Biebers source: cnn.com \| share:	19
		Vox plans to give back "most" of the money given to them by FTX. Not "all" of it because there's a tough return policy on hookers and cocaine source: mediaite.com \| share:	5

Mon December 19, 2022
		CNN boss bumps into the mirror: "So much of what passes for news is name-calling, half-truths and desperation" source: deadline.com \| share:	14

Sun December 18, 2022
		As Great Salt Lake continues evaporating to pond-size, old shipwrecks becoming visible. Wait, they sailed ships on GSL? To where? source: deseret.com \| share:	54
		CNN turns its eyes to the Rose Bowl, which, according to CNN, is the oldest venue selected for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. (Narrator: The Rose Bowl was not selected as a venue for the 2026 World Cup.) source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		Graphic design is my passion source: boingboing.net \| share:	77

Sat December 17, 2022
		Leon Muskox: Hey journalists, you can rejoin Twitter on the condition you stop posting all that journalism source: cnn.com \| share:	138
		Mmm... Fruit Loop source: cnn.com \| share:	11
		FAFO² source: cnn.com \| share:	91
		Pickle Me Elmo backs down, unbanninates journalists source: foxnews.com \| share:	167
		CNN is no longer in the top 5 cable networks you're not watching source: indiewire.com \| share:	69

Fri December 16, 2022
		Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer give revealing information about professionally dealing with Trump, and all our assumptions were accurate source: cnn.com \| share:	83
		Now that the World Cup is basically over and almost all the money to be had has been made, FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants you to know that he thinks it's a real tragedy so many migrant slaves had to be killed by Qatar for it all to happen source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		FIFA: Peace was never an option source: cnn.com \| share:	21

Thu December 15, 2022
		Wondering what excuse Free Speech Absolutist will give for suspending the Twitter accounts of several journalists source: independent.co.uk \| share:	338
		Jump jumps source: cnn.com \| share:	25

Wed December 14, 2022
		Stanley Tucci: Searching For Broadcast source: avclub.com \| share:	28
		Movin' to the country of China, gonna eat a lot of peaches. Millions of peaches, peaches for Covid source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		You want training, soldier? Fine. We train you. This is gun. These are bullets. You put bellets in gun. You point gun at Ukrainians. You pull trigger. There. Now you are trained. Good Luck on front lines, make Mother Russia proud source: msn.com \| share:	79
		Jazzy ran away from her Texas home after being frightened by fireworks, Seven years later she was found abandoned in a Florida hotel room. No one knows how she ended up there, but she was reunited with her family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	182

Tue December 13, 2022
		USA sending Patriots to Ukraine. Not the seditious kind, but the anti-Orc kind. Though subby does kinda like the image of lobbing seditious wingnuts into the path of Russian missiles. Pull source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	79
		It turns out that you don't actually need to use deodorant. Well, I mean, you do. Jesus Christ, your BO is something bottled and brought back from Hell's deepest swamp. But other people can get by without it, generally speaking source: cnn.com \| share:	143

Mon December 12, 2022
		Agent Smith subpoenas Georgia Secretary of State source: cnn.com \| share:	53
		Indonesian officials announce that Bali's new, ultra-strict sex laws will not apply to tourists, so if you were really hoping for a relaxing week of underage hookers and pre-pubescent boys, game on source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		CNN lists 68 of the best holiday gifts you can buy. 68? Try not to buy any holiday gifts on your way through the parking lot source: cnn.com \| share:	60

Sun December 11, 2022
		Those of you on the 5 (or 6)-year college plan shouldn't feel so bad now source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	59
		Can everyone please stop treating Idiocracy as a documentary source: 9news.com.au \| share:	34

Sat December 10, 2022
		Because of course she did. Tag says it all source: cnn.com \| share:	148

Fri December 09, 2022
		6-month-old baby is doing well after having open-heart surgery, despite the efforts from his Covidiot parents. Tag for the parents source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Both Russian and US right-wing media are coordinating to sell your opinion back to you source: mediamatters.org \| share:	55
		Cardi B had her buttocks injections reversed, putting an end to that saga source: nme.com \| share:	23
		Through their hatred of science and belief in horse paste and Clorox injections, Republicans have weakened the U.S. armed forces source: cnn.com \| share:	95
		Meadows, Eastman, Clark, Giuliani, and Trump source: cnn.com \| share:	57

Thu December 08, 2022
		Something's happening - DOJ asks Trump be held in contempt because he can't find anyone willing to commit perjury for him source: cnn.com \| share:	258
		Topless beaches now legal on Nantucket / There's no more finin' / So there's no need for whinin' / But by going free in winter you've said "fark it" source: cnn.com \| share:	40

Wed December 07, 2022
		Arkansas town elects 18-year-old mayor. Plans to boost the town economy with a massive indoor Winter sports complex called "Ice Town" still up in the air source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers source: cnn.com \| share:	78

Tue December 06, 2022
		ESPN's Bomani Jones absolutely NAILS it about Coath Primetime: "He sold a dream that God sent him to save HBCU's, then walked out on that dream" source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		It's not a lie if you believe it source: mediamatters.org \| share:	70
		Man arrested for bringing nunchucks in carry on bag at LaGuardia airport. To be fair, nunchucks are one of the more effective tools for defending against NYC rats source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Mon December 05, 2022
		2500 seals found dead in Russia. US Navy disavows any operation in the area source: gizmodo.com \| share:	6
		Kyrie Irving has dearly departed from Nike source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		Some Taylor Swift fans have filed a lawsuit against Ticketmaster parent Live Nation Entertainment, Inc. for "unlawful conduct" and that "Ticketmaster is a monopoly that is only interested in taking every dollar it can from a captive public" source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Kremlin says Putin will "soon" pay a visit to the frontlines of the war in Ukraine. Every Ukrainian sniper, drone operator, and HIMARS crew thinks that is a GREAT idea (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	107
		Maybe the Ring cam caught the dingo eatin' your baby source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Sun December 04, 2022
		CNN: Let's compare and contrast Teddy Roosevelt and TFG, because that makes total sense source: cnn.com \| share:	83
		CNN, which at any given moment has at least a dozen "articles" posted to its homepage that are actually ads pretending to report on products you simply must buy, publishes video telling Amazon shoppers how to avoid ads while shopping source: cnn.com \| share:	22

Sat December 03, 2022
		Will Herschel Walker get his just desserts? Will we be forced to endure Sarah Sherman? Will anyone be mocking Elon Musk? Will we get a Christine McVie tribute? Keke Palmer hosts, SZA is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30PM ET on NBC source: deadline.com \| share:	160

Fri December 02, 2022
		With Hakeem Jeffries in charge, CNN does it's usually headline about Democrats in...array? source: cnn.com \| share:	132

Thu December 01, 2022
		Talk about burying the lede, Variety. Put it right at the top: CHRIS CILLIZZA HAS BEEN FIRED BY CNN source: variety.com \| share:	87
		Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited source: cnn.com \| share:	54
		It's starting to look like the police involved in investigating those four dead University of Idaho students got their training from the same place as all those internet detectives who broke the Boston Marathon bombing case wide open source: cnn.com \| share:	211
		Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you? source: cnn.com \| share:	206

Wed November 30, 2022
		Walker, Texas Danger source: theguardian.com \| share:	84
		Places where not to propose marriage? Anyplace where dropping engagement ring is definite show-stopper source: waff.com \| share:	13

Tue November 29, 2022
		Christian Pulisic hospitalized with "abdominal injury" suffered while scoring USA's world cup winning goal source: cnn.com \| share:	41
		Horatio, sans lawsuit source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		Secret Service agent who was going to rebut Cassidy Hutchinson's grab-the-wheel story and then disappeared is appearing for the January 6 Committee source: cnn.com \| share:	127

Mon November 28, 2022
		Natural Christmas tree or artificial? CNN asks the question, now FIGHT source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		Slow your cognitive decline with flavonols according to CNN, study, Cosmo Kramer source: cnn.com \| share:	2

Sun November 27, 2022
		Not news: Countries issue travel warnings for their citizens to avoid dangerous countries. Fark: That dangerous country is the USofA source: cnn.com \| share:	209
		Chinese people: up yours, Xi source: cnn.com \| share:	117

Fri November 25, 2022
		"So then my sister says 'Let's go to the bar for a few drinks, but don't go overboard' " source: huffpost.com \| share:	60
		The world's skinniest skyscraper is almost complete, already fat-shaming its neighbors source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		Sarah Palin's loss in Alaska just proves that she will go down in history as one of the most influential politicians of the modern age. This is CNN source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica source: boingboing.net \| share:	65

Thu November 24, 2022
		Amateur video maker / "journalist" fights back against CNN for stealing his video; creates Canadian United Media to compete source: youtube.com \| share:	36

Wed November 23, 2022
		The guy who killed at least six people at a Virginia Walmart was a Walmart employee. So...lone wolf? Mentally unfit? Incel? Walton hater? This is your thread for wild speculation source: cnn.com \| share:	300
		Walker, Texas Resident source: cnn.com \| share:	81

Tue November 22, 2022
		Some wild and crazy photos brought to us by people of the Buffalo area during their massive snowstorm source: boredpanda.com \| share:	51
(Some Guy)		Oh, look: Devin Nunes files yet another defamation lawsuit, this time against Jake Tapper. Subby will risk being a co-defendant by pointing and laughing source: washingtonpress.com \| share:	60
		One day after returning as CEO of Disney, Bob Iger has already started dismantling Bob Chapek's reorganization of the company source: cnn.com \| share:	116
		I hope nobody mentions Samuel L Jackson to him source: uproxx.com \| share:	72

Mon November 21, 2022
		Black Friday has kicked off early. Man, that never happens. Thank you, CNN, for keeping us infromed source: cnn.com \| share:	59
		Just the kind of in-depth, hard-hitting analysis we've come to expect from CNN: "We don't know shiat" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	27

Sun November 20, 2022
		TFG thinks double jeopardy is something Alex Trebek came up with source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	80
		Four score and some hours ago, Uncle Joe's father brought forth, upon this continent, a new human source: cnn.com \| share:	121
		Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Sat November 19, 2022
		God is trying to defund the police source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		Deputy Chief punishes two firefighters who failed to sweep a burning building where two children subsequently died and then lied about it. Promptly gets fired himself, because this timeline absolutely sucks source: theroot.com \| share:	46
		Russia, struggling with getting weapons, warms to the idea of trading basketball player Britney Griner, for an international arms dealer known as the Merchant of death source: cnn.com \| share:	87

Fri November 18, 2022
		Questions remain after Michigan voting machine ends up for sale on Ebay. But police have officially closed the case so, you know, nothing to see here source: cnn.com \| share:	73

Thu November 17, 2022
		Most times, an airline returning a customer's phone it isn't really newsworthy. However, when the Captain leans out the window of the cockpit to retrieve the phone, that is pretty sweet. Southwest really does go above and beyond for their customers source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		VA gets land donation specifically to house homeless veterans. Do they: A: Build housing, B: Do literally anything to benefit veterans, or C: Let a private school build a sportsball field there source: cnn.com \| share:	66
		Megyn Kelly fell asleep during Trump announcement. Sounds like he wasn't grabbing her source: thehill.com \| share:	57
		Pelosi announces that she will be discussing her "future plans" today, terrifying Republicans with the prospect that they may now have to hang all their progressive boogeyman efforts around the necks of Hunter Biden and AOC source: cnn.com \| share:	214
		CNN video shows Mike Pence take a very brief pause from fellating Donald Trump after Jake Tapper shows a video of Pence's family fleeing for their lives on January 6 source: cnn.com \| share:	107
		CNN offers five crucial tips for taming tension related to traveling over the holidays. For some reason, "Don't travel during the holidays" wasn't number one source: cnn.com \| share:	28
		There's a national Adderall shortage, which could explain recent activity on the Politics tab source: cnn.com \| share:	96
		CNN now literally a buzz killer source: avclub.com \| share:	25
		Disney is putting the first two episodes of Andor on regular TV and Hulu over the Thanksgiving weekend, so you can watch your MAGA uncle root for the Empire source: cnet.com \| share:	48

Wed November 16, 2022
		Chocolate sales stronger than ever, carob still sad and carob-y source: thetakeout.com \| share:	6
		Uvalde mayor vows senior coward who knew children needed rescuing from Robb Elementary will be gone 'by the end of this week' source: cnn.com \| share:	59
		All GOP is well. "We were supposed to win the Senate and we didn't. It's your fault." .. "No, yours." .. "No, yours." .. "No, his." .. " His? We can't blame him." .. "He lost it." .. "See?" .. "Yeah, OK, but we can't say that aloud" source: cnn.com \| share:	65

Tue November 15, 2022
		Judge vacates a Trump immigration policy, allowing asylum seekers access to the border again source: cnn.com \| share:	28
(Some Guy)		Severe persecution complex. An extreme and inappropriate response to possible adversarial events. Or, for Matt Gaetz, Tuesday source: washingtonpress.com \| share:	43

Mon November 14, 2022
		CIA director meets Russian counterpart with a warning on nukes, asks that he please tell Putin to stop threatening the world with annihilation source: cnn.com \| share:	21
		Nancy Pelosi apparently can't swing her arms without hitting yet another Democrat begging her to remain in her leadership position. She may have no choice but to listen to their pleas source: cnn.com \| share:	243
		hork source: actionnews5.com \| share:	11
		Mr. Madison's amendment kills 3 at Mr. Jefferson's university source: cnn.com \| share:	116

Sun November 13, 2022
		🎵 They fight, they bite 🎵 They bite and fight and bite 🎵 Bite, bite, bite - fight, fight, fight 🎶 The Trumpy and Turtle Show 🎶 source: businessinsider.com \| share:	85

Sat November 12, 2022
		The couple that accepted $2 billion in Saudi blood money and helped orchestrate a million U.S. Covid deaths would like you forget everything and get back to inviting them to your parties now source: vanityfair.com \| share:	76
		Oldest living person in US continues to get older source: cnn.com \| share:	25

Fri November 11, 2022
		Noose found at the construction site of Obama's presidential library source: cnn.com \| share:	64
		And remember, his temperament is his single greatest asset source: mediaite.com \| share:	96

Thu November 10, 2022
		CNN's investigative journalists discover that chocolate is "having a moment." This would qualify as breaking news, if the report was from pre-Aztec times source: cnn.com \| share:	3
		Alex Jones gets hiat for another half billion. Pretty soon this will add up to something source: cnn.com \| share:	91
		University of Kentucky president to student that hurled racist slur at a black student: GTFO of our campus... permanently. Duke Sucks source: cnn.com \| share:	105
		Are you ready for a jolt of... Evening Joe? source: variety.com \| share:	7
		Day 260 of WW3: Orcs order troop withdrawal from Dnipro River bank as Ukraine forces advance on Kherson. Top US general said Russia and Ukraine each likely have 100,000 troops killed or wounded in the war. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	944
		People voted with their remotes, CNN lost source: msn.com \| share:	8

Wed November 09, 2022
		GOP picks up the all-important 'Women who love having their rights taken away' demographic to win key midterm races. Tag is for voters who didn't bother to do their homework source: cnn.com \| share:	199
		There's a lot we don't know yet about the election results but what we DO know is that this was the worst performance by a party out of power since 2002. You know, the year W's approval ratings were in the 70's and the country was cosplaying 1942? source: cnn.com \| share:	157

Tue November 08, 2022
		Day 258 of WW3: Senior US officials have recently been urging Ukraine to signal it is still open to diplomatic discussions with Russia, sources told CNN. Just in case, you know, that the GQP takes over. VOTE. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	778

Mon November 07, 2022
		Oh sure. Where's that 'unlikely' tag again? Ah, there it is source: huffpost.com \| share:	63
		If you happen to see the teen who killed her (alleged) rapist and then fled custody, feel free to report her... or not source: cnn.com \| share:	243
		Bad: You have to retake the SAT. Fark: Because your answer sheet flew off a UPS truck source: cnn.com \| share:	39

Sun November 06, 2022
		Cotton decides that running in 2024 would not be an interesting strategy source: cnn.com \| share:	37
		Fresh off attacking Ron DeSantis at a rally in FL, Trump in Ohio humiliates his hand-picked candidate for Senator in Ohio saying "J.D. is kissing my ass he wants my support so bad." The GOP puts up with this schmuck why again? source: msn.com \| share:	68
		The RNC says they'll stop paying Trump's legal fees if he announces his candidacy. In other news, RNC is paying Trump's legal fees source: thehill.com \| share:	98

Sat November 05, 2022
		You're gonna need a bigger surf board source: cnn.com \| share:	28
(Columbia Journalism Review)		Subby is worth 13 news stories, in 9 local outlets and 4 national news outlets. He made the NYT and WaPo and for some reason Fox News around Chicago? CNN, Buzzfeed, NPR, Forbes, HuffPo, would totes ignore him, so Subby wouldn't even make it to Fark source: areyoupressworthy.com \| share:	20

Fri November 04, 2022
		CNN Headline: "The Truth About How Often You Should Wash Your Hair" CNN Article: "idk every once in a while I guess" source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		Doctors tell Reba to give it a rest source: wcvb.com \| share:	16
		CNN hasn't gone full Qanon just yet. They're just asking questions here. Nothing wrong with that, right? source: cnn.com \| share:	127
		Get ready for a tweetstorm today at noon as half of Twitter's employees might be posting their resumes. The company has also closed their offices and suspended badge access source: cnn.com \| share:	105
		Mogul's SS detail learned of the threats to VP on Jan. 5th, 2021. Hoosier's SS detail learned of those same threats during the J6 Committee's hearing revealing them to the public source: cnn.com \| share:	32
		"Former" cocaine addict and "pillow" salesman still won't be able to use phone app to get discounts at Hardee's source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		Found more of that election fraud the GOP are screaming about source: cnn.com \| share:	51

Thu November 03, 2022
		CNBC cans Shepard Smith after realizing their audience only understands people screaming at them and making stupid noises source: cnbc.com \| share:	35
		No sleep 'til Pskov source: cnn.com \| share:	27

Wed November 02, 2022
		Eight-year-old sets record as the youngest person to pretend to climb El Capitan, according to some bitter old guys who are angry about still living in a van at 47 source: independent.co.uk \| share:	55

Tue November 01, 2022
		Not that it'll ever happen... but start buying popcorn now just in case. Avoid the rush source: cnn.com \| share:	77
		How the Mississippi River drought will affect your grocery bill, travel plans with Huck source: cnn.com \| share:	94
		Breaking: CNN reporters have uncovered a groundbreaking deal on Crest whitestrips source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		A family is alive because somebody accidentally took that left turn at Albuquerque source: cnn.com \| share:	35

Mon October 31, 2022
		Chris Cuomo comeback at NewsNation going as well as you'd expect source: nypost.com \| share:	21
		Happy Halloween, Fartists. Share your spooky (or not so spooky) art and craftwork here in your weekly Arting thread source: fark.com \| share:	20
		CNN commentators take a brief break from analyzing Democratic disarray to renew the great debate about a candy corn. This is a repeat from three years ago source: cnn.com \| share:	10
		Oprah Winfrey wants you to know that just because she's responsible for the meteoric rise of charlatans who exist only to grift on the back of scams like weight loss gummies and pills doesn't mean she agrees with what they do source: cnn.com \| share:	43
		Hammer Man had zip-ties and duct tape with him when he broke into the Pelosis' house. "Common visitation tools" according to Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson source: cnn.com \| share:	142

Sun October 30, 2022
		It's still relatively early, so maybe you haven't found the dumbest thing you're going to read yet. So how about a CNN editorial declaring that we need to make Halloween evil again so kids can learn about the importance of good in fairy tales? source: cnn.com \| share:	73

Sat October 29, 2022
		Russia proceeds to starve the world by cancelling grain program after the Black Sea Fleet is attacked source: cnn.com \| share:	99

Fri October 28, 2022
		NH Senate Candidate Gen. Dumbass gets mad at debate crowd for laughing at his stupid election conspiracy theories. Screams out: "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT" source: huffpost.com \| share:	72
		At this point, Las Vegas "tap water" is basically corpse smoothie source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	36
		Tudor Dixon has officially gone off the deep end source: cnn.com \| share:	117

Thu October 27, 2022
		Kid set to be youngest to climb El Capitan. Adventure is his middle name. No literally it is source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		Honestly, is anyone surprised by this? source: cnn.com \| share:	48
		Arkansas biker goes down in blaze of glory source: cnn.com \| share:	107
		Iran lied about the death of a young female protester? You don't say source: cnn.com \| share:	42

Wed October 26, 2022
		New CNN boss has changes coming, kinda jealous that "EW" and "E¡" are already taken. This is CNN's future source: cnbc.com \| share:	13
		Wait, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, the sister of Eric Roberts, dated? And he broke up with her? source: cnn.com \| share:	62
		Kraft Heinz numbers ketchup to, put some mustard on estimates source: marketwatch.com \| share:	8

Tue October 25, 2022
		Former DOD Chief of Staff and current Trump lackey Kash Patel to the media: I was there when Trump issued the order declassifying all those docs he had at Mar a Lago. DOJ: Can you say that again to this grand jury? Patel: Fif source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	109
		Airlines know you hate the middle seat, but what if you could win almost $150,000 by agreeing to sit in one? Wait, this is part of some plan to make every seat a middle seat, isn't it? source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		Warner Bros spent $4.3B to save $3B. Give subby a CEO salary and a shot, he can't do any worse source: marketwatch.com \| share:	23

Mon October 24, 2022
		CNN now very concerned that President Biden has spent more than a fourth of his presidency working from Delaware. WORKING source: cnn.com \| share:	61

Sun October 23, 2022
		CNN is shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Republicans who are in bed with the Russians aren't fully on board with helping Ukraine, bonus mention of Elon, because that link won't click itself source: cnn.com \| share:	32

Sat October 22, 2022
		Blessed are the cheesemakers. Bonus: Stanley Tucci living his best life source: cnn.com \| share:	10
		If only there were free and readily available vaccines that could have helped prevent such an outbreak source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		Grand Theft Gondola source: cnn.com \| share:	27

Fri October 21, 2022
		CNN decides that "you fools, sentencing Bannon to four months in prison was exactly what we wanted so you lost again" is the sort of coverage the world needs source: cnn.com \| share:	86
		"Pardon me, but do you have any Olivia Wilde's salad dressing?" source: cnn.com \| share:	52
		Why you need to change your passwords now even if you are behind 7 proxies source: cnn.com \| share:	83
		Wait, you mean customers DON'T want to spend $20,000 for an airline ticket? source: cnn.com \| share:	39
		Mike Pence asked to publicly support terrorism source: mediamatters.org \| share:	37
		Mynd you, bisøn bites kan be pretti nasti source: cnn.com \| share:	20
		TFG's compensatory prop back in flight source: cnn.com \| share:	80
		It turns out the state police captain who insisted he arrived a few minutes before the Uvalde gunman was killed was there 77 minutes earlier. Preventing his own strike team from entering source: cnn.com \| share:	43

Thu October 20, 2022
		CNN finally uncovers the answer to what Republicans plan to do to curb inflation: Curve inflation. Seriously, they're just gonna kick it to the curve source: cnn.com \| share:	85
		F-35 fighter jet crashes after pilot ejects over Utah. Of course, now he's in Utah so it's not like his situation has markedly improved source: cnn.com \| share:	53

Wed October 19, 2022
		CNN: To cover the issue of guns, we're hiring a 2nd Amendment supporter to present unbiased opinions source: cnnpressroom.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	75
		Robot cat vs. human waiter. WHO WINS? source: cnn.com \| share:	8

Tue October 18, 2022
		They should totally make a movie about this source: cnn.com \| share:	26
		This might explain what's been going on at CNN source: wfla.com \| share:	45
		50% of sources cited in headline rate chance of US recession at 100%. Good editing (and statistics) are hard, yo source: marketwatch.com \| share:	13
		How to know whether or not your cat actually loves you. 1) It leaves dead mice beside you in bed, rather than at the top of stairs for you to trip over source: cnn.com \| share:	12
		Saudi Arabia threatens jihad on Biden source: foxnews.com \| share:	100

Mon October 17, 2022
		Sigh, throw another one on the pile of crimes in the corner: Trump charged the Secret Service exorbitant hotel rates to protect him and his family, up to $1,185 per night source: cnn.com \| share:	168
		"Sure, that's my check along with a copy of the receipt at the medical center for the abortion, but I was only in there to get directions on how to leave there" source: cnn.com \| share:	105
		Here's CNN to cover four misleading Democratic ads, zero Republican ads source: cnn.com \| share:	80
		Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid source: cnn.com \| share:	104

Sun October 16, 2022
		Today, discount stores are CNNsplained source: cnn.com \| share:	3

Sat October 15, 2022
		President Biden invests another $725m taxpayer dollars to free Ukraine and kick Putin's ass some more source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	146

Fri October 14, 2022
		Presumably, this is the only reason he didn't shoot her source: msn.com \| share:	16
		Coming up next: Trump-Pelosi cage match source: thehill.com \| share:	63

Thu October 13, 2022
		With an actual headline like, "Voters may care more about the cost of French fries than January 6th panel's compelling evidence," you might expect the Hand of Cillizza at work. But, no. CNN has others source: cnn.com \| share:	56

Wed October 12, 2022
		In Russian "provocative" is like the English word "inflammable." What a country source: yahoo.com \| share:	45
		Mitch McConnell double downs on loser: "I think" we'll "stick with" Herschel Walker source: thehill.com \| share:	110
		Select images from Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest including polar bears home shopping, Copperhead finally defeating Batman and NSFW picture of whales doing like they do on the Discovery channel. Plus a bee orgy source: cnn.com \| share:	23

Tue October 11, 2022
		Kim Jong Un's new military strategy is "southern matron on a hot summer day in a Tennessee Williams play" source: cnn.com \| share:	41
		You don't really understand what the term "fancy a pint" means, but CNN is here to help source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		All your airport website are belong to us source: theguardian.com \| share:	32
		CNN vaults Vault source: twitter.com \| share:	8

Mon October 10, 2022
		Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course source: cnn.com \| share:	57
		And you thought stepping on a Portuguese man-of-war on the beach was scary source: cnn.com \| share:	42

Sun October 09, 2022
		Article asks "why do areas with more chain restaurants favor TFG?", forcing rare politics and food tab cross-post source: cnn.com \| share:	164

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