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Mon February 06, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One RINO heretic announces he is planning to not destroy the economy. Only 4 more needed and we might survive another round of this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hate Maryland Nazis
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Sun February 05, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby's no scientist like the scholars at CNN, but I'm gonna go with 'Look up'
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Sat February 04, 2023
(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 346 of WW3: News: US allocates $5.4 million confiscated from Russian oligarch to help rebuild Ukraine. Soon-to-be Republican angst: ZOMG, this is socialisms Won't somebody think of the billionaires? It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Xi, you've lost *another* "weather balloon"?
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson laments the only thing George Santos is guilty of is wearing a stylish tan suit, eating arugula, and occasionally rocking some mom jeans
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Thu February 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dwumfour is done for. Popular 30 year-old New Jersey councilwoman shot and killed
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(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain's humble yet perfectly made Les Halles steak frites were the best fries in New York, and here's his three-step process
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just to prove they're unbiased, the FBI will now search the Pence home for classified materials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brady's ex hopes for reconciliation now that he's truly retired. No, not Gisele
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Wed February 01, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
There'll be laughing and singing, and goin' to prison, for dancing in the streets
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(Fark)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, Fark followed the Columbia shuttle disaster in real time
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Tue January 31, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin, "Rust" armorer formally charged with involuntary manslaughter. Expect the gun-pointing to start between the two of them as to who is more at fault
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals are starting to turn on Bill Maher for being too conservative. Wait. "Starting"? "Conservative"?
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump received less money for his 2024 presidential campaign after he announced his intention to run than he received before announcing it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just how much of a drooling moron do you have to be at this point to be "disappointed" by the fact that a Donald Trump "campaign speech" is nothing more than a jumbled word salad of hatred, insanity, and grievance? Oh, hello Governor Sununu
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, there has been about a 60% decline in the market for Giacometti's chandeliers since 2018. However, this one may still give a decent return to the guy who spent $309 on it originally
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Mon January 30, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some Pecker meets with prosecutors over TFG's pecker. Enquiring minds want to know
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A rare Van Dyck painting sold for $3M after the seller originally bought it for $600. Subby had no idea that Dick could paint so well in addition to the singing and the acting
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
DirecTV replaces Newmax with an even shiattier right wing station. Oh yes, there are shiattier ones, isn't that right Dana Loesch?
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
CNN ratings continue to get worse. Somehow
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Sun January 29, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
What does God need with a Super Bowl ad?
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Fri January 27, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
'You're going to see acts that defy humanity,' police chief says, as officials urge calm when Tyre Nichols arrest videos are released publicly tonight
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Thu January 26, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN fact Check Kevin McCarthy's claims since he's become Speaker, and use the WHOLE thesaurus to avoid saying "Everything he's said has been a lie"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"George Santos' new treasurer wants you to know he's not George Santos' treasurer"
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Wed January 25, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
These people seem to have a number of skeletons in the closet and science is grateful for their conservation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton: Sex tape celebrity, hotel heirs, prison inmate, mom
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Because that's what heroes do
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Tue January 24, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reporter just now discovering that all your bosses are nothing more than smarmy douchebags with no skills who fail their way to the top
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Mon January 23, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Avatar: Smurf Gully earns $2 billion in worldwide box office sales, will still be a loss in Hollywood accounting
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Sun January 22, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alcohol injures multiple people as two drunken groups clash with weapons instead of simply walking away
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Sat January 21, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Patrons at restaurant shocked at GOP women's group showing a snuff film
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(AP News)
 
 
 
News outlets sue for access to police bodycam evidence, are told the files are right next to the Epstein client spreadsheet
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Acclaimed star of "Hannah Montana" television series resists calls to resign from political office
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Revenge of the bacon
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley believes the rich people throwing money at her will make her President. The same person who resigned for taking bribes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boeing and NASA will test a truss-braced wing prototype for future passenger travel, possibly lead to a 737 replacement after 6 decades
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(NBC 15 Madison)
 
 
 
Good thing they only made 750 bottles because No
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Regal Cinemas downgraded to Pauper
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut to finally create a pizza size large enough to feed the typical American family
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA now helping Zelensky predict Russian attacks
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently the Russians still have a ship that floats, and it's a spy ship hanging around off the coast of the Hawaiian Islands. Likely doing intelligence things like finding better poke recipes
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Looks like CNN chose poorly when it decided to go 'moderate'
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Wed January 18, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Qantas's streak of not losing a passenger since December 13, 1951, is still intact after this mayday alert for an issue with the engine. Still the only airline that Ray Babbitt will fly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What's next for Tom Brady? CNN asks the question. Again. And freakin' again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Patrick Reed threatens to sue CNN, Bloomberg, Jake Tapper, and Bob Costas because he doesn't like it pointed out that he took blood money from the Saudi regime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's like a real-life Gilligan's Island. Except there's no Ginger. Or Marianne. And the boat doesn't wreck. And the skipper is the charismatic head of an internet doomsday cult
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former astronaut and entrepreneur gets committee positions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Soros. Soros soros soros soros. SOROS. SOOOOOROOOOOOSSS. Soros
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Tue January 17, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fellow NY Republican Congressman Nick LaLota: The FEC should freeze Santos' campaign funds
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Mon January 16, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
First cousin marriage encouraged in Ancient Greece, present-day Alabama
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN acknowledges that they are a complete joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If? IF??
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Sat January 14, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cops called to help man suffering hallucinations, man later dies at hospital despite paramedics transport. Two charged with murder and it's not who you think
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson wants to make indoor smoking great again
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Fri January 13, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Eggs up to 7,500 years old were found in an ancient fire pit. A blonde woman with immunity to fire is expected to be exiting soon with new hatchlings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan calls Trump a loser who is bad for the party
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers-Discovery takes another step toward full Searsification: they're now looking to sell off their movie music library that includes "The Wizard of Oz (1938)" and "Westworld (1973)"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson claims Andrew Cuomo was forced to resign for being white
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Thu January 12, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when CNN was about real journalism and wasn't just about hit pieces against Biden?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brady Feigl Brady Feigls Brady Feigl while Brady Feigling
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pete Buttigieg won't rule out that Johnny's kidding around caused yesterday's FAA computer failure
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
You know who else hated being compared to Adolf Hitler?
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Wed January 11, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato canceled in England because of concerns new album is "likely to cause serious offense to Christians." Well, hell, I guess I have to buy it now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN: both sides are ba... hang on, we have breaking news, we're being told that these two things are not in fact the same
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sorry, Tucker, but Watergate was NOT a conspiracy between Carl Bernstein and the FBI to bring down Nixon, you dolt
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Tue January 10, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Santos explains that as a PhD in Ethics and the author of numerous peer-reviewed articles exploring ethics and government he can state with complete certainty that he has done absolutely nothing unethical and should be reinstated as president
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Ukrainian army is scheduled to start Advanced Individual Training (AIT) next week. In the US
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Katie Porter wants to bring the white board to the Senate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN tries to explain why it's harder than it used to be to win the lottery. But unless their explanation uses all one-syllable words and no math concepts beyond what's covered in second grade, its probably too advanced for the average lottery player
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Yorker sets the most first-world Guinness world record ever, dining in 18 Michelin starred restaurants in a single day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now we're cooking with gas. Cough cough, wheeze cough wheeze, where's my inhaler?
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans actually come up with a good idea for once, at least for those of us who like Bad Lip Reading videos
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw: "Terrorists" was just a "turn of phrase" to describe my colleagues, or something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The names of 81 false electors who tried to usurp the 2020 election without any legal consequence are signed into the Congressional record. Oh Lawd, is that Dana Nessel's music I hear?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pssst, buddy. Wanna buy a painting?
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Fri January 06, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man flips car sideways in car wash, thus getting the underbody flush without the extra charge
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Republicans refused to appear on CNN for several years so they wouldn't anger Trump. And somehow this was CNN's fault and the new CEO is a goddamn hero for moving the network back to the Center
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(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Idaho murder suspect was seen by a neighbor cleaning out his car with surgical gloves and garbage bags, AS ONE DOES. You know, totally normal stuff
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Thu January 05, 2023
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
10
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When did human beings start wearing clothes? CNN asks the question. Subby hasn't put on pants since 2020
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nine times? NINE TIMES
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hamlin is awake and holding hands with family. Soon to discover his Bills are taken care of
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican authorities nab el chipo off el chapo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants soccer fans to "shut up all the racists." Sure, Gianni, right after FIFA shuts up all the FIFA presidents who enable human slave trafficking to support dictatorial countries who want to host the World Cup
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Wed January 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Peace Like a River is a gospel song that has been recorded by a duet and is being released later this month. Oh...and the duet are Dionne Warwick and Dolly Parton
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You dirty rat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner shares the first photo of himself since the snow plowing accident and yeah....he looks farked up. But he's alive
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Tue January 03, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines offers passengers 25,000 tiny insults to their injuries
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawkeye gets plowed, trades MCU for the ICU
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Kev get the votes or will Cheryl Johnson, clerk of the House continue her reign in charge? Congress is voting to establish a quorum and the Speaker vote is next. CSPN live 12:30pm ET
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Mon January 02, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark party in Dubai, anyone? *crickets* I'll show myself out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With the Speaker vote coming up Tuesday, Kevin McCarthy promises to swallow the nuts, too
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CNN can't even handle counting backward from 10
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Monstrous creature rebels against Dr. Frankenstein. This is not a repeat from 1818
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anita Pointer doing the Neutron Dance in heaven
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sucks to be that guy around jet engines
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Fri December 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rockfalls are a geologic process "involving the detachment and rapid downward movement of rock," according to the National Park Service and two Yosemite visitors who happened to be located beneath a detachment and rapid downward movement of rock
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Man convinces 19 strangers to help him break into a school and steal from school cafeteria, police thank man for his actions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Do we go Fox-lite or Trump-heavy?" Also, "You've been fired, why are you still in the building?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Desperate to find enough votes to become House Speaker, Kevin McCarthy watches Clerks and borrows an idea from Veronica
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Thu December 29, 2022
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Dark Greta
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George "Pathological Liar" Santos used the alias "Anthony Zabrovsky" on a charity GoFundMe page
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Springfield to Shelbyville at 1000km/hr
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Wed December 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Female Iranian chess prodigy competes without a hijab. No comment on booze, tranquilizers or anal beads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Should you attend that New Year's Eve party? Well, if you have to ask
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest's response to their thousands of cancelations: Hope you kept your receipts
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Tue December 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS continues to surprise no one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you have any large fentanyl shipments to smuggle, hold off until January 1st
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Extreme cold has led to Lake Michigan being covered in ice pancakes. Mmmmmm, ice pancakes
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Mon December 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad news if you thought you were flying home today
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
No snark, just four tried-and-true recipes. Happy Boxing Day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mallgoers avoid getting stitches for Christmas
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Sun December 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just like good Christians, GQP drops off more asylum seekers outside of VP Harris' home in freezing temperatures with sub-zero windchill, just like Jesus would have done
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Sat December 24, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
According to CNN, you spent last year cycling, foraging, and roller skating, all while searching for your own reflection in artwork and thanking your mom for passing down a love of horror
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Fri December 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
QAnon followers sentenced by court for breaking into multiple COVID vaccination centers -- in Japan
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Thu December 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressman-elect George Santos' holocaust of lies about his background gets worse
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Wed December 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Attorney Stefan Passantino advised 1/6 Committee star witness Cassidy Hutchinson that she should lie under oath and pretend not to remember things she was asked about. Fark: He was the Trump White House ethics lawyer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Like sands through an hourglass, so are the lives of the General Hospital cast
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper: "The reason that Senate Republicans are coming into this deal with the devil in their view is because they look at Kevin McCarthy and his gang of flying monkeys." I understood that reference
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Tue December 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber slams M&M collecting or something, i don't know, I am not good with the Biebers
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Vox plans to give back "most" of the money given to them by FTX. Not "all" of it because there's a tough return policy on hookers and cocaine
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CNN boss bumps into the mirror: "So much of what passes for news is name-calling, half-truths and desperation"
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
As Great Salt Lake continues evaporating to pond-size, old shipwrecks becoming visible. Wait, they sailed ships on GSL? To where?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN turns its eyes to the Rose Bowl, which, according to CNN, is the oldest venue selected for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. (Narrator: The Rose Bowl was not selected as a venue for the 2026 World Cup.)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Graphic design is my passion
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Sat December 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Leon Muskox: Hey journalists, you can rejoin Twitter on the condition you stop posting all that journalism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mmm... Fruit Loop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FAFO²
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pickle Me Elmo backs down, unbanninates journalists
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
CNN is no longer in the top 5 cable networks you're not watching
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Fri December 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer give revealing information about professionally dealing with Trump, and all our assumptions were accurate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that the World Cup is basically over and almost all the money to be had has been made, FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants you to know that he thinks it's a real tragedy so many migrant slaves had to be killed by Qatar for it all to happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FIFA: Peace was never an option
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Thu December 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Wondering what excuse Free Speech Absolutist will give for suspending the Twitter accounts of several journalists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jump jumps
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stanley Tucci: Searching For Broadcast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Movin' to the country of China, gonna eat a lot of peaches. Millions of peaches, peaches for Covid
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You want training, soldier? Fine. We train you. This is gun. These are bullets. You put bellets in gun. You point gun at Ukrainians. You pull trigger. There. Now you are trained. Good Luck on front lines, make Mother Russia proud
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jazzy ran away from her Texas home after being frightened by fireworks, Seven years later she was found abandoned in a Florida hotel room. No one knows how she ended up there, but she was reunited with her family just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue December 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
USA sending Patriots to Ukraine. Not the seditious kind, but the anti-Orc kind. Though subby does kinda like the image of lobbing seditious wingnuts into the path of Russian missiles. Pull
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that you don't actually need to use deodorant. Well, I mean, *you* do. Jesus Christ, your BO is something bottled and brought back from Hell's deepest swamp. But other people can get by without it, generally speaking
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Mon December 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Agent Smith subpoenas Georgia Secretary of State
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Indonesian officials announce that Bali's new, ultra-strict sex laws will not apply to tourists, so if you were really hoping for a relaxing week of underage hookers and pre-pubescent boys, game on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN lists 68 of the best holiday gifts you can buy. 68? Try not to buy any holiday gifts on your way through the parking lot
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Sun December 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those of you on the 5 (or 6)-year college plan shouldn't feel so bad now
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Can everyone please stop treating Idiocracy as a documentary
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Sat December 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because of course she did. Tag says it all
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
6-month-old baby is doing well after having open-heart surgery, despite the efforts from his Covidiot parents. Tag for the parents
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Both Russian and US right-wing media are coordinating to sell your opinion back to you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B had her buttocks injections reversed, putting an end to that saga
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Through their hatred of science and belief in horse paste and Clorox injections, Republicans have weakened the U.S. armed forces
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meadows, Eastman, Clark, Giuliani, and Trump
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Something's happening - DOJ asks Trump be held in contempt because he can't find anyone willing to commit perjury for him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Topless beaches now legal on Nantucket / There's no more finin' / So there's no need for whinin' / But by going free in winter you've said "fark it"
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Wed December 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Arkansas town elects 18-year-old mayor. Plans to boost the town economy with a massive indoor Winter sports complex called "Ice Town" still up in the air
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A team of two have searched several of TFG's properties for any remaining classified materials. Fark: The "team" was hired by TFG's lawyers
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
ESPN's Bomani Jones absolutely NAILS it about Coath Primetime: "He sold a dream that God sent him to save HBCU's, then walked out on that dream"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
It's not a lie if you believe it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested for bringing nunchucks in carry on bag at LaGuardia airport. To be fair, nunchucks are one of the more effective tools for defending against NYC rats
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
2500 seals found dead in Russia. US Navy disavows any operation in the area
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kyrie Irving has dearly departed from Nike
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Some Taylor Swift fans have filed a lawsuit against Ticketmaster parent Live Nation Entertainment, Inc. for "unlawful conduct" and that "Ticketmaster is a monopoly that is only interested in taking every dollar it can from a captive public"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kremlin says Putin will "soon" pay a visit to the frontlines of the war in Ukraine. Every Ukrainian sniper, drone operator, and HIMARS crew thinks that is a GREAT idea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe the Ring cam caught the dingo eatin' your baby
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Sun December 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Let's compare and contrast Teddy Roosevelt and TFG, because that makes total sense
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN, which at any given moment has at least a dozen "articles" posted to its homepage that are actually ads pretending to report on products you simply must buy, publishes video telling Amazon shoppers how to avoid ads while shopping
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Herschel Walker get his just desserts? Will we be forced to endure Sarah Sherman? Will anyone be mocking Elon Musk? Will we get a Christine McVie tribute? Keke Palmer hosts, SZA is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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Fri December 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
With Hakeem Jeffries in charge, CNN does it's usually headline about Democrats in...array?
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Talk about burying the lede, Variety. Put it right at the top: CHRIS CILLIZZA HAS BEEN FIRED BY CNN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Might be the only time the phrase "eleven years" doesn't get Matt Gaetz excited
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the police involved in investigating those four dead University of Idaho students got their training from the same place as all those internet detectives who broke the Boston Marathon bombing case wide open
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde survivors to the "police" who allowed the slaughter: How's $27 billion sound to you?
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Walker, Texas Danger
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Places where not to propose marriage? Anyplace where dropping engagement ring is definite show-stopper
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Tue November 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Christian Pulisic hospitalized with "abdominal injury" suffered while scoring USA's world cup winning goal
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Horatio, sans lawsuit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent who was going to rebut Cassidy Hutchinson's grab-the-wheel story and then disappeared is appearing for the January 6 Committee
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Mon November 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Natural Christmas tree or artificial? CNN asks the question, now FIGHT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Slow your cognitive decline with flavonols according to CNN, study, Cosmo Kramer
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Sun November 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Countries issue travel warnings for their citizens to avoid dangerous countries. Fark: That dangerous country is the USofA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese people: up yours, Xi
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So then my sister says 'Let's go to the bar for a few drinks, but don't go overboard' "
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The world's skinniest skyscraper is almost complete, already fat-shaming its neighbors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's loss in Alaska just proves that she will go down in history as one of the most influential politicians of the modern age. This is CNN
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The police either didn't realize the cameras were running or simply didn't care. They've been named, as well. Just another day in a Murica
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Thu November 24, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amateur video maker / "journalist" fights back against CNN for stealing his video; creates Canadian United Media to compete
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The guy who killed at least six people at a Virginia Walmart was a Walmart employee. So...lone wolf? Mentally unfit? Incel? Walton hater? This is your thread for wild speculation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Walker, Texas Resident
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some wild and crazy photos brought to us by people of the Buffalo area during their massive snowstorm
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, look: Devin Nunes files yet another defamation lawsuit, this time against Jake Tapper. Subby will risk being a co-defendant by pointing and laughing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
One day after returning as CEO of Disney, Bob Iger has already started dismantling Bob Chapek's reorganization of the company
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I hope nobody mentions Samuel L Jackson to him
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Black Friday has kicked off early. Man, that never happens. Thank you, CNN, for keeping us infromed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Just the kind of in-depth, hard-hitting analysis we've come to expect from CNN: "We don't know shiat"
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG thinks double jeopardy is something Alex Trebek came up with
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four score and some hours ago, Uncle Joe's father brought forth, upon this continent, a new human
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of master race fail to master 7 proxies
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Sat November 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
God is trying to defund the police
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Deputy Chief punishes two firefighters who failed to sweep a burning building where two children subsequently died and then lied about it. Promptly gets fired himself, because this timeline absolutely sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia, struggling with getting weapons, warms to the idea of trading basketball player Britney Griner, for an international arms dealer known as the Merchant of death
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Fri November 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Questions remain after Michigan voting machine ends up for sale on Ebay. But police have officially closed the case so, you know, nothing to see here
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Most times, an airline returning a customer's phone it isn't really newsworthy. However, when the Captain leans out the window of the cockpit to retrieve the phone, that is pretty sweet. Southwest really does go above and beyond for their customers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
VA gets land donation specifically to house homeless veterans. Do they: A: Build housing, B: Do literally anything to benefit veterans, or C: Let a private school build a sportsball field there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly fell asleep during Trump announcement. Sounds like he wasn't grabbing her
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pelosi announces that she will be discussing her "future plans" today, terrifying Republicans with the prospect that they may now have to hang all their progressive boogeyman efforts around the necks of Hunter Biden and AOC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN video shows Mike Pence take a very brief pause from fellating Donald Trump after Jake Tapper shows a video of Pence's family fleeing for their lives on January 6
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN offers five crucial tips for taming tension related to traveling over the holidays. For some reason, "Don't travel during the holidays" wasn't number one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's a national Adderall shortage, which could explain recent activity on the Politics tab
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
CNN now literally a buzz killer
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Disney is putting the first two episodes of Andor on regular TV and Hulu over the Thanksgiving weekend, so you can watch your MAGA uncle root for the Empire
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Wed November 16, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Chocolate sales stronger than ever, carob still sad and carob-y
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde mayor vows senior coward who knew children needed rescuing from Robb Elementary will be gone 'by the end of this week'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All GOP is well. "We were supposed to win the Senate and we didn't. It's your fault." .. "No, yours." .. "No, yours." .. "No, his." .. " His? We can't blame him." .. "He lost it." .. "See?" .. "Yeah, OK, but we can't say that aloud"
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge vacates a Trump immigration policy, allowing asylum seekers access to the border again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Severe persecution complex. An extreme and inappropriate response to possible adversarial events. Or, for Matt Gaetz, Tuesday
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CIA director meets Russian counterpart with a warning on nukes, asks that he please tell Putin to stop threatening the world with annihilation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi apparently can't swing her arms without hitting yet another Democrat begging her to remain in her leadership position. She may have no choice but to listen to their pleas
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(WMCTV)
 
 
 
*hork*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mr. Madison's amendment kills 3 at Mr. Jefferson's university
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
🎵 They fight, they bite 🎵 They bite and fight and bite 🎵 Bite, bite, bite - fight, fight, fight 🎶 The Trumpy and Turtle Show 🎶
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The couple that accepted $2 billion in Saudi blood money and helped orchestrate a million U.S. Covid deaths would like you forget everything and get back to inviting them to your parties now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oldest living person in US continues to get older
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Fri November 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Noose found at the construction site of Obama's presidential library
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And remember, his temperament is his single greatest asset
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Thu November 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's investigative journalists discover that chocolate is "having a moment." This would qualify as breaking news, if the report was from pre-Aztec times
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Alex Jones gets hiat for another half billion. Pretty soon this will add up to something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky president to student that hurled racist slur at a black student: GTFO of our campus... permanently. Duke Sucks
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Are you ready for a jolt of... Evening Joe?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 260 of WW3: Orcs order troop withdrawal from Dnipro River bank as Ukraine forces advance on Kherson. Top US general said Russia and Ukraine each likely have 100,000 troops killed or wounded in the war. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(MSN)
 
 
 
People voted with their remotes, CNN lost
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Wed November 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP picks up the all-important 'Women who love having their rights taken away' demographic to win key midterm races. Tag is for voters who didn't bother to do their homework
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's a lot we don't know yet about the election results but what we DO know is that this was the worst performance by a party out of power since 2002. You know, the year W's approval ratings were in the 70's and the country was cosplaying 1942?
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Tue November 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 258 of WW3: Senior US officials have recently been urging Ukraine to signal it is still open to diplomatic discussions with Russia, sources told CNN. Just in case, you know, that the GQP takes over. VOTE. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh sure. Where's that 'unlikely' tag again? Ah, there it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you happen to see the teen who killed her (alleged) rapist and then fled custody, feel free to report her... or not
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to retake the SAT. Fark: Because your answer sheet flew off a UPS truck
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Sun November 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cotton decides that running in 2024 would not be an interesting strategy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fresh off attacking Ron DeSantis at a rally in FL, Trump in Ohio humiliates his hand-picked candidate for Senator in Ohio saying "J.D. is kissing my ass he wants my support so bad." The GOP puts up with this schmuck why again?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The RNC says they'll stop paying Trump's legal fees if he announces his candidacy. In other news, RNC is paying Trump's legal fees
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Sat November 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger surf board
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Subby is worth 13 news stories, in 9 local outlets and 4 national news outlets. He made the NYT and WaPo and for some reason Fox News around Chicago? CNN, Buzzfeed, NPR, Forbes, HuffPo, would totes ignore him, so Subby wouldn't even make it to Fark
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Fri November 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN Headline: "The Truth About How Often You Should Wash Your Hair" CNN Article: "idk every once in a while I guess"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Doctors tell Reba to give it a rest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN hasn't gone full Qanon just yet. They're just asking questions here. Nothing wrong with that, right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Get ready for a tweetstorm today at noon as half of Twitter's employees might be posting their resumes. The company has also closed their offices and suspended badge access
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mogul's SS detail learned of the threats to VP on Jan. 5th, 2021. Hoosier's SS detail learned of those same threats during the J6 Committee's hearing revealing them to the public
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Former" cocaine addict and "pillow" salesman still won't be able to use phone app to get discounts at Hardee's
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Found more of that election fraud the GOP are screaming about
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Thu November 03, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC cans Shepard Smith after realizing their audience only understands people screaming at them and making stupid noises
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No sleep 'til Pskov
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old sets record as the youngest person to pretend to climb El Capitan, according to some bitter old guys who are angry about still living in a van at 47
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Tue November 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not that it'll ever happen... but start buying popcorn now just in case. Avoid the rush
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How the Mississippi River drought will affect your grocery bill, travel plans with Huck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking: CNN reporters have uncovered a groundbreaking deal on Crest whitestrips
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
A family is alive because somebody accidentally took that left turn at Albuquerque
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Mon October 31, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo comeback at NewsNation going as well as you'd expect
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Halloween, Fartists. Share your spooky (or not so spooky) art and craftwork here in your weekly Arting thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN commentators take a brief break from analyzing Democratic disarray to renew the great debate about a candy corn. This is a repeat from three years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey wants you to know that just because she's responsible for the meteoric rise of charlatans who exist only to grift on the back of scams like weight loss gummies and pills doesn't mean she agrees with what they do
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hammer Man had zip-ties and duct tape with him when he broke into the Pelosis' house. "Common visitation tools" according to Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson
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Sun October 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's still relatively early, so maybe you haven't found the dumbest thing you're going to read yet. So how about a CNN editorial declaring that we need to make Halloween evil again so kids can learn about the importance of good in fairy tales?
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Sat October 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia proceeds to starve the world by cancelling grain program after the Black Sea Fleet is attacked
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NH Senate Candidate Gen. Dumbass gets mad at debate crowd for laughing at his stupid election conspiracy theories. Screams out: "IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At this point, Las Vegas "tap water" is basically corpse smoothie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tudor Dixon has officially gone off the deep end
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Thu October 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kid set to be youngest to climb El Capitan. Adventure is his middle name. No literally it is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Honestly, is anyone surprised by this?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arkansas biker goes down in blaze of glory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran lied about the death of a young female protester? You don't say
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Wed October 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New CNN boss has changes coming, kinda jealous that "EW" and "E¡" are already taken. This is CNN's future
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, the sister of Eric Roberts, dated? And he broke up with her?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz numbers ketchup to, put some mustard on estimates
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former DOD Chief of Staff and current Trump lackey Kash Patel to the media: I was there when Trump issued the order declassifying all those docs he had at Mar a Lago. DOJ: Can you say that again to this grand jury? Patel: Fif
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines know you hate the middle seat, but what if you could win almost $150,000 by agreeing to sit in one? Wait, this is part of some plan to make every seat a middle seat, isn't it?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warner Bros spent $4.3B to save $3B. Give subby a CEO salary and a shot, he can't do any worse
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Mon October 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN now very concerned that President Biden has spent more than a fourth of his presidency working from Delaware. WORKING
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Sun October 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is shocked, SHOCKED, to find that Republicans who are in bed with the Russians aren't fully on board with helping Ukraine, bonus mention of Elon, because that link won't click itself
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Sat October 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Blessed are the cheesemakers. Bonus: Stanley Tucci living his best life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If only there were free and readily available vaccines that could have helped prevent such an outbreak
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Gondola
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN decides that "you fools, sentencing Bannon to four months in prison was exactly what we wanted so you lost again" is the sort of coverage the world needs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Pardon me, but do you have any Olivia Wilde's salad dressing?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why you need to change your passwords now even if you are behind 7 proxies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean customers DON'T want to spend $20,000 for an airline ticket?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence asked to publicly support terrorism
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mynd you, bisøn bites kan be pretti nasti
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(CNN)
 
Weeners
 
TFG's compensatory prop back in flight
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out the state police captain who insisted he arrived a few minutes before the Uvalde gunman was killed was there 77 minutes earlier. Preventing his own strike team from entering
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Thu October 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN finally uncovers the answer to what Republicans plan to do to curb inflation: Curve inflation. Seriously, they're just gonna kick it to the curve
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(CNN)
 
 
 
F-35 fighter jet crashes after pilot ejects over Utah. Of course, now he's in Utah so it's not like his situation has markedly improved
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Wed October 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: To cover the issue of guns, we're hiring a 2nd Amendment supporter to present unbiased opinions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Robot cat vs. human waiter. WHO WINS?
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Tue October 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
They should totally make a movie about this
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
This might explain what's been going on at CNN
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
50% of sources cited in headline rate chance of US recession at 100%. Good editing (and statistics) are hard, yo
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How to know whether or not your cat actually loves you. 1) It leaves dead mice beside you in bed, rather than at the top of stairs for you to trip over
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia threatens jihad on Biden
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Mon October 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sigh, throw another one on the pile of crimes in the corner: Trump charged the Secret Service exorbitant hotel rates to protect him and his family, up to $1,185 per night
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Sure, that's my check along with a copy of the receipt at the medical center for the abortion, but I was only in there to get directions on how to leave there"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's CNN to cover four misleading Democratic ads, zero Republican ads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker wants you to know that the honorary sheriff's badge he showed off at the debate is totally real, just like the plastic fireman's hat he got for his birthday and the pilot's wings he got when he visited a plane's cockpit as a kid
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Sun October 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today, discount stores are CNNsplained
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Sat October 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Biden invests another $725m taxpayer dollars to free Ukraine and kick Putin's ass some more
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Fri October 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Presumably, this is the only reason he didn't shoot her
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coming up next: Trump-Pelosi cage match
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Thu October 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
With an actual headline like, "Voters may care more about the cost of French fries than January 6th panel's compelling evidence," you might expect the Hand of Cillizza at work. But, no. CNN has others
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Russian "provocative" is like the English word "inflammable." What a country
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell double downs on loser: "I think" we'll "stick with" Herschel Walker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Select images from Wildlife Photographer of the Year contest including polar bears home shopping, Copperhead finally defeating Batman and NSFW picture of whales doing like they do on the Discovery channel. Plus a bee orgy
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Tue October 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un's new military strategy is "southern matron on a hot summer day in a Tennessee Williams play"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You don't really understand what the term "fancy a pint" means, but CNN is here to help
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
All your airport website are belong to us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CNN vaults Vault
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Mon October 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Uvalde schools superintendent decides this may be a good time to start spending his days on the golf course
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And you thought stepping on a Portuguese man-of-war on the beach was scary
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Sun October 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Article asks "why do areas with more chain restaurants favor TFG?", forcing rare politics and food tab cross-post
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