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Fri December 07, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man denied visa to attend his 13-year-old daughter's funeral because this is Trump's America
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Thu November 29, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scariest phrase on Fark: "poisonous alcohol"
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Sat November 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The media, having failed to make people sufficiently afraid of mold, realizes that they need to tie it to the death of a pretty white girl
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Tue November 20, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The first customer of Massachusetts legal weed is the Mayor of Northampton
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Thu November 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One America News Network files an amicus brief in support of the White House against CNN. Because all they want to do is ask questions and the big meanie heads at CNN and Fox won't let them
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Wed November 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Apparently, Canada and the University of Kentucky have forgotten that the U.S. won a little war back in 1783 and so British Parliament doesn't have standing to subpoena a U.S. citizen
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Tue November 13, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
While it may be a bad name for a superhero, the Garbage Collector saves elderly woman during the California wildfires
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Thu November 08, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Why were so many election races called minutes after the polls closed? Doesn't that take the excitement out of Election Day?
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Tue November 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dead people are voting in Texas
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Fri November 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
John Lewis: Congressman, Civil Rights Icon, Dancin' Machine
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's not just Indiana. People are texting over kids at bus stops left and right. Running. I meant running
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Tue October 30, 2018
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
9,998,383,750,000
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Mon October 29, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently school shootings are so common now that they don't even merit cancelling classes for a half-day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are far too many "useful" idiots in America's political machine
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Sat October 27, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FBI says the MAGAbomber's devices were not hoaxes. They were real, they just weren't all that spectacular
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Thu October 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Time Warner Center (CNN HQ) is being evacuated due to suspicious package. This is not a repeat
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Wed October 24, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS News execs, 60 Minutes correspondents, and industry watchers debate which of two candidates should take charge of iconic newsmagazine. CBS TV viewers unavailable for comment while still attached to their feeding tubes, and Andy Rooney is silent
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Someone can now afford TotalFark until the heat death of the universe
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Sat October 20, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, oh please, oh please, ohplease, ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Almost half of U.S. births are unplanned. Those with just one other sibling now trying to figure out which one of them was the accident
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
He's the Republican. She's the Democrat. And at the end of their debate at the local library, they cleared the furniture to give them room to ... sit down and play a duet
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Wed October 17, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Secret Service blocks a CBS News reporter from asking Jared "I Heart Saudi Arabia" Kushner a question about Jamal Khashoggi
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Are you tired at work? If so, you're part of a growing number of people who are costing employers an average of $411 billion per year
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So much congratulations to Dana Jacobson. Pictures, congrats, quotes...everything. Except the name of the man who proposed to her. (Hint: He's the radio voice of the Boston Celtics games)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke lays the smackdown on Ted Cruz during live debate using Trump's own words: "Senator Ted isn't going to be honest with you. It's why the President called him Lyin' Ted, and it's why the nickname stuck." (w/video)
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Mon October 15, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
I became a Farker as a young, goofy 20-something. I found out today I'm going to be a grandfather. Quite a statement on Fark's staying power
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Sun October 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CBS News decides to visit a Flat Earther convention and finds that the illogical, unscientific group is bigger than feared, and they don't think a rover landed on Mars either. "Most people think we're idiots"
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Tue October 09, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deadly limo crash raises concerns over "Frankenstein laws for Frankenstein vehicles." "LIMO BAAAAAD"
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Wed October 03, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you live in the USA, you will be getting a text from your president today
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Tue October 02, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Cory Booker, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
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Mon October 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flake: the Kavanaugh nomination is over
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biff found dead in waters off the coast of Mexico. Federales on the lookout for a teen male wearing a puffy orange vest and a crazy-haired elderly man in a DeLorean
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Thu September 27, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President, covered in mud, announces that he enjoys wrestling with reporters in the mud. Many tags fight in the mud for supremacy, Obvious wins
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Sun September 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Taking a knee adds six (holds pinkie to corner of mouth) BILLION dollars to Nike's market value
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ticketmaster vows to stop supporting scalpers and root out bot purchasing. Why are you laughing? They mean it this time. Pinky swear
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Fri September 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jeff Fager, executive producer of 60 Minutes, to CBS reporter investigating him: If you keep this up, someone's going to be fired. CBS to Fager: That someone is you, dumbass
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Mon September 10, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man discovers new kind of rock that glows under black light. Geologists speculate that the rock is composed of Grateful Dead posters and old hotel bedspreads
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Sun September 09, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bob Woodward is an idiot. We're already in a crisis
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Sat September 08, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone; we've driven the Blue Macaw Parrot extinct in the wild
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Sat September 01, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Starbucks rolls out ' 'healthier' Frappuccinos ... still with nearly 50 grams of sugar
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Sun August 26, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
McCain trolls Trump one more time by asking that his eulogy be performed by G.W. Bush and Obama
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Fri August 24, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to sext. Coming up next: Article on what to do if you are a victim of revenge porn
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Thu August 23, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New study from the No Shiat Sherlock Institute says sexist attitudes in the U.S. are most prevalent in the Southeast
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Tue August 21, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missing Iowa student Mollie Tibbetts found dead
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Fri August 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Melania Trump to speak at cyberbullying summit
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Thu August 16, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin- The 60 Minutes interview. Watch the Queen of Soul make Ed Bradley squirm
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White millennial couple bikes through ISIS territory to show the world that people aren't evil. Narrator: They are
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Tue August 14, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Omarosa releases tape of Trump staffers reportedly discussing him using the N word. "I am trying to find at least what context it was used in to help us maybe try to figure out a way to spin it." How do you spin the N word?
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Sat August 11, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Very moooooving video of hundreds of cows swarming a water truck during Australia's drought
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