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Thu May 12, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's administration cancels the oil and gas lease sale in Alaska, partly to help the beluga whales. Because we need to save the whales to trade them for fabulous prizes
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Richard Wagner rides with the Valkyries now
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Realizing that they may have awakened an apocalyptic sleeping giant with the imminent ruling outlawing abortion, some Republicans are offering their thoughts & prayers for those who will be affected
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thinking like this got Vlad into his current situation
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS League Semi-Final day 2 Real Madrid v. Man City. Can the second leg live up to the incredible match in England? Citeh is only up 4-3 on agg; this is far from over. @ 3:00 pm ET on CBS/Paramount +
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Tue May 03, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS League semi-finals Leg 2: Liverpool take a two goal agg. lead to Villarreal. Can the Spanish side make home field advantage count? Will Liverpool continue its quest for a quadruple? 3:00 pm ET on Univision/ Paramount +
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Tue April 26, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Wow: Minnesota DFL candidate for state senate gives a speech to the nominating convention while actively IN LABOR. Tough crowd: She still doesn't get the nomination
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the hell is wrong with you, CBS? You used to be home to Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite, and now, you're welcoming Trump allies like Mick Mulvaney?
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Sat April 16, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Spectrum kid is really good at hide and seek
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Fri April 15, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not news: Man develops brain tumor. News: Years later, his wife develops brain tumor. OH SHIAT: His sister also develops brain tumor. HUGE OH SHIAT: 94 people linked to one high school have brain tumors
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Wed April 13, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
After Brooklyn subway shooting Lyft and Uber take aim at their own feet
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Quarterfinals 2nd Leg, day 2. Man. City take a one goal lead to Atletico Madrid, while Liverpool are 3-1 up on Benfica. Can the English squads avoid the same pitfalls as Chelsea and Bayern? On CBS/Paramount+ @ 3:00 pm ET
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Tue April 12, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Why are egg prices soaring? Because the cost of chicken feed is no yolk
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS quarterfinals 2nd leg has Real Madrid at home against Chelsea and Villarreal traveling to Bayern Munich. Can Chelsea overcome a 2 goal deficit? Will Bayern Munich get bounced out? On CBS/Paramount+ @ 3 PM ET
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Wed April 06, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Euro Soccer Wednesday: Premier League at 2:30 pm ET Burnley - Everton in a relegation six pointer, on Peacock. Also CHAMPIONS Quarterfinals day 2: Chelsea face off with Real Madrid and Villarreal host Bayern Munich. At 3:00 pm on CBS/Paramount+
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Tue April 05, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS Quarterfinals begins with Man. City hosting Atletico Madrid and Liverpool traveling to Lisbon and Benfica. Can the Iberian squads upset the English juggernauts? At 3:00 pm ET on CBS/ Paramount+
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This isn't Mulvfunny -- Colbert: "What the fark?"
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Wed March 30, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
JD Vance shows his true colors. Well, at least the one color
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Sun March 27, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Ginni Thomas texts reveal her embrace of a conspiracy theorist so out there that he once claimed to have "arrested" Pope Francis and even Alex Jones was forced to call BS on him and ban him from his show
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Lots of games on tap today. Can Tampa Bay light up Long Island? Will Buffalo rattle their Sabres or will the Rangers triumph? Can Arizona ground the Jets? Sundays are for hockey and puck drops at 2:00PM
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CT Senator Richard Blumenthal to Clarence Thomas: "It's on"
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
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Is it dusty in here? Seven-year-old girl with balls of steel
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Mon March 21, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell says his mind is not made up on Biden's Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson. However his mind is made up and he's lying
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Sun March 13, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The walls are closing in on everything, some would have you believe, or maybe not. Evening Ukraine discussion thread. Short attention span edition
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
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Actifed spokesman Wally Schirra would have been 99 today. He was the only person to go into space in a Mercury, a Gemini, and an Apollo spacecraft
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Fri March 11, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The United States will designate Colombia as a major non-NATO ally. Get the FARC out of here
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Unnecessarily cute headline, CBS News. That's Fark's job
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Wed March 09, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
More CHAMPIONS round of 16, 2nd leg action. Man City are home against Sporting with a 5-0 lead on agg, while Real Madrid are down 0-1 to PSG. At 3:00 pm ET on CBS/Paramount+
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Tue March 08, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS League, Rd of 16, second leg: Liverpool, already with a win, are at home against Inter Milan while Bayern and Salzburg tied in their first leg, it's all to play for in Munich. At 3:00 pm ET on CBS and Paramount+
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG told to sit at the kiddie table while the grownups discuss where GOP donor money is going this year
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Mon February 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Why is Europe so much more welcoming of refugees from Ukraine than the Middle East? Well there's always the obvious reason
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Fri February 25, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Kimberly Guilfoyle agreed to meet with the Jan. 6 Committee with the understanding that a subpoena could be issued if she did not engage with the committee. Guess who walked out of the meeting when Committee members showed up
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Despite Comrades Trump, Carlson, and Q's best efforts, Republicans by and large don't trust Putin...yet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has a nice ring to it
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Thu February 24, 2022
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Good News: 87 year old Senator from Oklahoma is resigning next week. Bad news: Likely to be replaced with someone more stupid
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Wed February 16, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
CHAMPIONS League Round of 16, day 2 has RB Salzburg hosting Bayern, and Liverpool at Inter Milan. Match time 3:00 pm ET on CBS and Paramount +
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
How about a gas-tax holiday to fight inflation? A little bandaid to fix something much more complex will surely help
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
You might not have heard all the details about Trump's plan to confiscate voting machines, but his emails explain the whole plot
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Close the beach and shark attacks decline. Reopen the beach and shark attacks go up. You can't explain that
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS again re-brands its streaming platform in an attempt to appeal to non-Trekkies
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Mon January 17, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For minors do you need a note signed by your parent or guardian to be granted immunity in a federal criminal case? Asking for a friend in Florida
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