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Mon May 23, 2022
		It's a beautiful day in the art neighborhood, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your art, crafts, hobbies, and inspiration source: fark.com \| share:	13
		Businesses helping women get to free states might get punished source: texastribune.org \| share:	91
		Halsey goes on TikTok, claims label is holding her music hostage and won't release next single until she can fake a viral TikTok moment source: variety.com \| share:	53

Sun May 22, 2022
		Alright Farkers, whats an educational book we all need to have in our STEM library and why do you recommend it? source: fark.com \| share:	93

Sat May 21, 2022
		Four HDDs and/or SSDs in two different computers failed or had sporadic I/O issues in the past week. Should I A. check house for radon, B. get an exorcism, C just assume it's a coincidence, or D. replace the motherboards? source: fark.com \| share:	36
		If you were looking for it: first mass shooting of the weekend source: ktla.com \| share:	112
		Art, Gen X movies, weed, and really bad drivers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 12-18: The Cat Came Back Edition source: fark.com \| share:	35
		Maybe denying that vacation request for the one underpaid part-time town employee that did literally everything was a bad idea after all source: independent.co.uk \| share:	118
		Texas business receives an electric bill for more than $80,000. Difficulty: During a time when there was no power source: fox4news.com \| share:	42
		So what is the origin or meaning of your username? source: fark.com \| share:	197

Fri May 20, 2022
		You know, taking out a 30% interest loan for 96 months on that 2010 Dodge might not have been a good idea source: jalopnik.com \| share:	54
		Red Power Ranger charged with Fraud. White Power Ranger struggles with buckling his belt source: huffpost.com \| share:	35

Thu May 19, 2022
		After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure source: vice.com \| share:	15
		On a dark Dublin backstreet / Cool wind in their hair/ A hub of Russian finance quietly goes nowhere source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	1
		Leisure and business flights dig themselves out of the covid hole just in time to get borked by the coming recession source: cnbc.com \| share:	1
		Germany goes after Schroder for Russian business ties, anti masker rants at Costco source: theguardian.com \| share:	9
		What's the matter, inflation? Are you... chicken? source: cnbc.com \| share:	26
		Uncle Enzo needs to step up and make this right source: distractify.com \| share:	9
(Some Guy)		Following the collapse in technology stocks, high-tech startups are increasingly focused on actually making profits rather than growing at losses. Which they have done in every bubble source: calcalistech.com \| share:	3
		McDonald's has introduced the Chocolatey Pretzel McFlurry. My God I can hear you getting fatter source: people.com \| share:	3
		Any advice on internet radios? Must have: AM/FM + connect to router for internet radio. Bluetooth a plus - just going crazy trying to find one source: fark.com \| share:	21

Wed May 18, 2022
		Mastercard and Visa don't care about fraud. It's good for business source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	9
		Phony Stark goes to Twitter to rip the "Social justice warriors" at Standard and Poors source: nypost.com \| share:	29
		Any publicity is good publicity source: thespun.com \| share:	5
		Netflix lays off another 150 employees because you're still sharing your password source: npr.org \| share:	34

Tue May 17, 2022
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9 p.m. Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	105
		Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Business. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	19
		Headline of the Month Voting for April 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! Last chance to vote! Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	1

Mon May 16, 2022
		Coup Cola, Fail Orange and Shiat invade Russia source: themoscowtimes.com \| share:	16
		Fish and Chips might go belly up source: cnn.com \| share:	33
		Despite his Knight in Shining Armor performance, Will and Jada Smith's marriage is still on the Rock source: insidethemagic.net \| share:	56
		Smoker? Dutch oven? Crockpot/Instapot? Firepit in the back yard? Tell us about your favorite slow-cooked foods. Monday Food Tab Discussion grabs a beer or three and watches the game while dinner mostly takes care of itself source: fark.com \| share:	55
		The only thing worse than going ATM is a smash-and-grab ATM robbery. The only thing worse than that is doing is sixty times source: kiro7.com \| share:	49
		Happy Monday, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your art, crafts, hobbies, and inspiration source: fark.com \| share:	28
		McDonald's to sell off its Russian businesses. Buyer can't use IP or menu items, but is welcome to fix the ice cream machines source: cnbc.com \| share:	17

Sun May 15, 2022
		What would you have done differently pre-internet had you known for certain the internet as we now know it was coming? (Aside from investing in tech stocks or creating an internet company first) source: fark.com \| share:	38
(Some Guy)		Need Jenny? Here's a list of every US and Canadian area code and 867-5309 and who answers. Not in service means she doesn't want to talk to you source: telephoneworld.org \| share:	33
		The worst reason you've ever had to stay up all night. Difficulty: leave subby's mom out of it source: fark.com \| share:	64

Sat May 14, 2022
		California ends up with huge budget surplus by heavily taxing richest residents and businesses, gets called "failed state" by all the failed states source: sfchronicle.com \| share:	189
		Florida Woman, fine art, musicians, and Canadian things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 5-11: Friday the 13th Edition source: fark.com \| share:	11
		Flannel fight forecast as L.L.Bean plans store in the same shopping center as Cabela's for the first time ever. Eddie Bauer calls next source: milforddailynews.com \| share:	19

Fri May 13, 2022
		Vogue Magazine threatens to sue 200-year-old pub in the UK for daring to have the name of the village where it's located in its name source: ladbible.com \| share:	69
		Ever-Glory in a hole source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	7

Thu May 12, 2022
		This should be good and will definitely work out better than all the other failed businesses source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		What is your favorite salad? source: fark.com \| share:	85
		Well, isn't that a slap in the face to Will Smith source: fanfest.com \| share:	37
		Dr. Jane Goodall, primatologist, anthropologist and underwear spokesperson. Wait, what was that last one? source: theguardian.com \| share:	16
		Wells Fargo issues a downgrade rating to GM and Ford, so you know it's bad source: cnbc.com \| share:	8
		Write a post that you think would be sure to elicit the response "username checks out" source: fark.com \| share:	101
		Why did the guy with a nut allergy die in prison? He was sentenced to the nut house. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com \| share:	29

Wed May 11, 2022
		Evergreen headline: "US airline passengers aren't happy". Next up: how do Americans feel about cable companies? source: cnn.com \| share:	45
		"Donald Sutherland as the Clumsy Waiter" source: sudbury.com \| share:	4

Tue May 10, 2022
		Good guy without gun helpless as thieves steal trailer full of guns source: koin.com \| share:	29
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	83
		Clearview AI promises not to sell its face-recognition database to most US businesses, probably because it already sold to everyone who could have wanted it pinky swear source: theregister.com \| share:	2
		To be fair, our Grandfather did say "Just put me in the dumpster when I die" source: wsbtv.com \| share:	30

Mon May 09, 2022
		Another way young people are making it harder for business to screw labor: They are publicly sharing what they make source: seattletimes.com \| share:	40
		Calling all Fark Artists, Hobbyists, Crafters, and other creatives This is your weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your work, inspirations, and feedback source: fark.com \| share:	28
		Wanna open a record store in my hometown. Talk me out of it source: fark.com \| share:	112

Sat May 07, 2022
		Having grown weary of infuriating the left, Elon Musk decides to infuriate the right as well source: nbcnews.com \| share:	128
		Is there such a thing as a freeware PC cleaner-upper that will get rid of unneeded/corrupt files and do whatever else is necessary to get one's laptop running more efficiently? Tag is for me source: fark.com \| share:	23

Fri May 06, 2022
		Guy opens state of the art hot dog stand with no drive-through lane -- until a week later source: nj.com \| share:	38

Thu May 05, 2022
		What was a minor scandal you remember from your childhood that you didn't really understand at the time? source: fark.com \| share:	83
		A robotic glove from MIT will give you powerful banana fingers. What you use them for is your business source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	12
(Some Guy)		Looks like someone has been up to some 'Human Business' as a hybrid 'mystery monkey' has been spotted in Borneo source: microsoftnewskids.com \| share:	40
		They've got a really good point here. sips source: thetakeout.com \| share:	4
		It turns out you can't just decide to block access to a business and charge them a maintenance fee to access your parking lot, even if you are a church source: kalb.com \| share:	66

Wed May 04, 2022
		Like the washed-up celebrities they serve, 25% of employees find their Cameo work cut source: variety.com \| share:	21
		Apparently turning the country off and back on again hasn't helped the Russians, so they're headhunting their own prison system for IT support source: pcmag.com \| share:	63
		Some Twitter investors are beginning to think that Elon Musk fella is not the serious, sober, businessman they thought he was source: msn.com \| share:	31
		Jeffery Toobin spars with former Utah Rep Mia Love (R-epugnant) over abortion, manages to resist masturbating during the segment source: thehill.com \| share:	66
		Playoff hockey in Calgary. Serious business. None of that tomfoolery stuff like honking your horn, drinking on the street and so forth. Violators will report to Daryll Sutter's farm to tend to the cows source: calgarysun.com \| share:	6

Tue May 03, 2022
		NYC plans to improve "equity" in public restroom access from its current "you'll get nothing and you'll like it, ya hump" source: gothamist.com \| share:	32
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	72
		Fox News: Mitch McConnell's personal net worth increases by $50,000,000 over forty years in office. Yay Capitalism. Also Fox News: Where did Stacey Abrams steal her money from? Does she have a receipt for that? source: foxnews.com \| share:	81
		Fox News: Mitch McConnell's personal net worth increases by $50,000,000 over forty years in office. Yay Capitalism. Also Fox News: Where did Stacey Abrams steal her money from? Does she have a receipt for that? source: foxnews.com \| share:	81
		Ten years after Gangnam Style, pioneering K-pop star PSY comes back with new album and Western-themed music video costarring rapper of current K-pop star BTS source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	19
		Calling all Fark Artists, Hobbyists, and Crafters: This is Your Weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your work here source: fark.com \| share:	63
		The 20th Century was a bad time to be a black farmer source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	16

Mon May 02, 2022
		Business Insider is concerned, CONCERNED, that Ukrainian videos of attacks on Russian invaders "normalizes" their deaths source: yahoo.com \| share:	87
		Well, I could pay everyone, including myself, $73,000 a year, or I could pay all the serfs $16 an hour, and myself $430,000. What to do? source: yahoo.com \| share:	51
		Want to be a good husband? Sign up for a multi-year "Husbands in Training" Program source: upworthy.com \| share:	98
		Lara Croft: Studio Raider source: venturebeat.com \| share:	57
		Time for the Monday Food Tab Discussion: From the ill-conceived, to the abysmally executed, to the truly bizarre...what foods are you doing wrong? source: fark.com \| share:	168
		It doesn't need to be valuable, but what was your best thrift store find? source: fark.com \| share:	59

Sat April 30, 2022
		Banned films, toys, loud music, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 21-27: ZX Spectrum Edition source: fark.com \| share:	9
		As concept restaurants go, this one is sure to be a BANG source: kbzk.com \| share:	31
		Boundary dispute between sandwich shop and neighboring church comes to an ethical, friendly resolution. Just kidding, the church fences off the entire parking lot and blocks the ADA-compliant exits, citing Deuteronomy 19:14 source: kalb.com \| share:	184

Fri April 29, 2022
		Elon Musk's buyout of Twitter has revenues surging. For Twitter alternatives, true, but you gotta admit he's good for business, or at least businesses he has nothing to do with source: aol.com \| share:	108
		Apparently Russia's war on Ukraine is good for business, it nearly doubled its fossil-fuel revenues source: motherjones.com \| share:	45
		BINGO: serious business. AND it gives you wings-o source: phys.org \| share:	7

Thu April 28, 2022
		Turns out Elon Musk paid a bunch of money for a social media platform that had more bots than they originally let on source: engadget.com \| share:	18
		It's Mothers Day next month. Here are a few card suggestions to show your love & passive-aggression (some are kinda NSFW) source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	5
		Florida Republicans "failed to notice an obscure provision in state law that says the state could not do what legislators were doing" and it could cost Florida around $1 billion. How shocking they didn't think this through source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	165
		The business plan for CNN+ involved the time-tested Step 2: ????? model source: axios.com \| share:	8

Wed April 27, 2022
		100-year-old man, who's the world's most loyal employee, has been working for the same company for 84 years. Maybe he got lost in the building in 1938 source: odditycentral.com \| share:	17
		Don't forget that Wednesday is "Take Your Child Vandalizing Day" source: klkntv.com \| share:	14

Tue April 26, 2022
		Jeffrey Mace is not amused source: huffpost.com \| share:	15
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	81
(The Hustle)		A sign of the times, or an exercise in futility? source: blog.hubspot.com \| share:	22
		Chris Farley's thinner, more sober brother wants you to live in an electric Ford down by the river source: bbc.com \| share:	24

Mon April 25, 2022
		Nissan ending production of Datsun brand vehicles. This is not a repeat from the early 1980's source: digitaljournal.com \| share:	12
		Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Weekly Arting Thread source: fark.com \| share:	28
		If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland source: cnbc.com \| share:	11

Sun April 24, 2022
		Koch blocking itself in Russia source: cbsnews.com \| share:	31

Sat April 23, 2022
		British food, guitar gods, astronomy, and Coachella are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 14-20: Marketing Edition source: fark.com \| share:	28

Fri April 22, 2022
		Shaq can't keep it together when Chuck expertly explains what to do "when a guy's banging you" source: uproxx.com \| share:	7
		A rare Business Tab/Caturday crossover (#3 at the link) source: askamanager.org \| share:	4
		What should I do with my old IT exam guides? They are from within the past 5-7 years and may still be useful to someone source: fark.com \| share:	63
		The Russian Lady in Hartford changes its name to The Ukranian Lady, бо йди на хуй Росія, ось чому source: wfsb.com \| share:	10
		Russian oil exports are increasingly reported with destination unknown. Life is so strange source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	34
		Yeah, give me a Venti Starbucks Solidarity please source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	4

Thu April 21, 2022
		It is not "cancel culture" when your dumb behavior that you posted online got your business in trouble source: jalopnik.com \| share:	130
(Some Guy)		Interested in Atari's cryptocurrency? Want to stay in an Atari hotel? Well, I have news for you: you're weird source: gamedeveloper.com \| share:	22
		Gone..but he taught us How to succeed at Life for 90 years without really trying. That Mad Man...we will miss you source: thewrap.com \| share:	25

Wed April 20, 2022
		Tesla crashes...into a marijuana dispensary...on 4/20 source: news-leader.com \| share:	25
		Lululemon wants to double sales by 2026 eyeing even bigger men's business. Apparel maker phrasing trifecta now in play source: cnbc.com \| share:	12
		Thanks to either off-season strategery or cheapness, 49ers may end up trading Deebo Samuel before Jimmy G source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	8
		To celebrate its 101st year in business, White Castle is making thicker sliders. And so will you source: foodandwine.com \| share:	31

Tue April 19, 2022
(Some Guy)		Store owner claims "rogue employees" created secret chute to pass down counterfeit cigarettes source: examinerlive.co.uk \| share:	8
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	92
		Kardashian regrets telling people to "get their asses to work" in ore processing, possibly because kanar was involved source: mediaite.com \| share:	28
		Let's talk garages. Is your garage a filthy mess crammed with a broken treadmill and boxes of papers and junk you haven't opened in 8 years so that you can't even park a car in there, or is it clean and organized? Show us a pic if you have one source: fark.com \| share:	50
		Governor Kay Ivey (R-AL): "Alabama way of life" will not drive away business. So long as they don't employ people of color, LGBTQ+, or those who don't worship Jesus source: al.com \| share:	71
		We totally blew past the Monday foodtab Discussion, so here are the goalposts: what is your favorite West Asian dessert? source: fark.com \| share:	25

Mon April 18, 2022
		Gus, Nacho, Lalo, Mike, Kim and Jimmy are back. Been a long time coming but now it's time to get some Cinnabon and settle in for the return of Better Call Saul. 9:00pm EST on AMC source: insider.com \| share:	79
		California company claims to have built self-powered battery made of radioactive waste with a life expectancy of 28,000 years, or two twinkies source: physics-astronomy.com \| share:	31
		InfoWars is now morally AND financially bankrupt source: cnn.com \| share:	132
		If you ever wanted to own a 1950s bowling alley, for a cool $130k you can make your dreams come true source: mlive.com \| share:	81
		Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Arting Weekly Community Thread source: fark.com \| share:	19
		That's a real nice bank you have there shame if something happened - The Party of Business source: twitter.com \| share:	92

Sun April 17, 2022
		April 17, 2006: A date which will live in infamy. ~ Abraham Lincoln source: fark.com \| share:	76
		What a business that isn't interested in putting profit over people looks like source: axios.com \| share:	36
		Retro gaming devices. Do you use them? How are they? Is it difficult to get started? source: fark.com \| share:	87

Sat April 16, 2022
		Subby is currently continuing his family's near-century long tradition of baking Pizzagaina (Easter Pies). What Easter Food Traditions are you Farkers keeping alive? And, no you cant have his family recipe, grandma would smack him with a wooden spoon source: fark.com \| share:	30
		If you stole a car in Philly yesterday, we found it. But what'd you do with the radioactive stuff that was in it? source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share:	38
		Vaccination, retail stores, new technology, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 7-13: Stupid App Edition source: fark.com \| share:	14
		Here's a quick primer on the "greatest real estate investment vehicle around" -- private prisons source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	50

Fri April 15, 2022
		President Peloton: Our company is hemorrhaging customers and our brand has become a joke. What should we do? RAISE SUBSCRIPTION FEES source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	30

Thu April 14, 2022
		This business is getting out of control: US Navy destroyer The Sullivans is sinking, source of hull breach unknown source: cnn.com \| share:	104
		One of the immutable rules of IT budgeting is that a critical failure opens a fatter chequebook than a beautifully presented business case source: theregister.com \| share:	17
		Apparently making customers surrender their phones and get scanned by a metal detector before being buzzed into this cash-only convenience store was enough to make the cops take a closer look source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	44
		Gov. Abbott facing increasing criticism for his manufactured border crisis. Even Republicans are fed up with his political stunts and are calling him out by name on TV interviews source: wfaa.com \| share:	121

Wed April 13, 2022
		Florida man gets 2 years in prison for golf cart thefts. No word if he did it for the green source: clickorlando.com \| share:	8
		Rising capital expenses hit some businesses hard. Film at 11 source: cnbc.com \| share:	9
		Well, at least she stays bought source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	77
		You're being transported back to January 1, 1980 to improve on the current crappy timeline you're being sent from. What do? Difficulty: not allowed to physically harm anyone, nor enrich yourself and family source: fark.com \| share:	82
		Herschel Walker-bot issues lengthy list of his successful businesses, which do not exist source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	59

Tue April 12, 2022
		Sure, hiring a defense attorney can cost you an arm and a leg, but you'd think a man accused of dumping body parts all over Arizona could afford that source: fox10phoenix.com \| share:	19
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	73
(Some Dev Guy)		Not News: Atlassian provides business critical services and enters routine maintenance window. News: During maintenance Atlassian had an oopsie. Service will return soon. Fark: It's been a week and service is still down source: thenewstack.io \| share:	28
		Why are egg prices soaring? Because the cost of chicken feed is no yolk source: aol.com \| share:	25
		NY business groups: we can't be forced to publish our salaries because...we wouldn't be able to hire diverse candidates. Yeah that's the ticket source: cnbc.com \| share:	14
		Woman creates bucket list for her elderly dying dog with dementia, list includes steak, a trip to the zoo and a couple of pints at the pub. Now that's a send off source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	7
		Gym Jordan tries to bench press 1,000 pounds of lies source: politicususa.com \| share:	51
		Are any Farkers joining the Etsy strike? Will it affect your household bottom line? Or is it just a side hustle that you can pause as long as you want? source: mashable.com \| share:	32

Mon April 11, 2022
		Subby's car needs a repair that will exceed its value. Subby has transport regardless, but what to do with the car? Note, subby too honest to sell it and problem would be immediately obvious to anyone upon driving source: fark.com \| share:	73
		The Herschel Walker bot is malfunctioning again. The answers are out of sequence with the questions source: politicususa.com \| share:	54
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	34
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	16
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	12
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	15
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	26
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for STEM source: fark.com \| share:	31
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	26
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Sports source: fark.com \| share:	22
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	17
		Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	37

Sun April 10, 2022
		Truth Social looks set to achieve the same legendary levels of success as Trump's other business ventures like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos and Resorts, Trump University.., erm source: money.yahoo.com \| share:	81
		CSB Sunday Morning; "And that's when I knew I was getting too old for this ..." source: fark.com \| share:	15

Sat April 09, 2022
		Post some random piece of art or photograph you like source: fark.com \| share:	78
		Clown travels to Comedian for serious business source: bbc.com \| share:	24
		Celebrity side projects, new movies, weird crime, and the Waffle House are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 31-April 6: Drone Edition source: fark.com \| share:	19
		Say one word that would make any conversation awkward source: fark.com \| share:	149
		If they need a new name, 'Trump University' is available...for a small licensing fee source: nj.com \| share:	4

Thu April 07, 2022
		The UK wastes no time, maps out a glowing new energy strategy source: bbc.com \| share:	11
		What does a scientist's dog do with bones? Barium. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com \| share:	59
		Tulsa donut shop snags Rocky on his cheat day by offering up Stallone Donuts source: news9.com \| share:	8

Wed April 06, 2022
		Texas man has made $100,000 by suing robocallers, and wants to show you how to win against them source: fox7austin.com \| share:	19
		"This is an ugly word, this, "gouging." This is business - and if you want to be in business, this is what you do" source: marketwatch.com \| share:	28
		Buy this 38-year-old's online coaching classes to find out how he makes $160,000 per month in passive income source: cnbc.com \| share:	16
		You're a personal injury attorney and business is slow. Wat do? Difficulty: Attorney is in Florida source: nypost.com \| share:	34
		J&K Salvage had a loud explosion which brought the Spring Garden Fire Department ... only for J&K Salvage to identify the incident as "normal operations" - "That's our normal, I've recorded probably 200 (explosions) over the last four or five years" source: ydr.com \| share:	29
(Panera Pantera)		"If this is indicative of how the NFL does business, then who wants to do business with the NFL?" source: fitsnews.com \| share:	30
		19-year-old woman buys Subway. Creates jobs. When your kid rolls out of bed this afternoon, show them TFA source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	40
		Fox News: Will this Hunter Biden controversy never start? source: foxnews.com \| share:	218

Tue April 05, 2022
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	63
(Some Guy)		Subby's employer (large worldwide company you've probably never heard of) wants him to sign a document waiving rights to be part of any future lawsuits against said company. Does the company have a case if he does? (link is just a placeholder) source: legalzoom.com \| share:	54
		Russian Embassy in Ireland begs the Irish government to intervene as it faces fuel shortage with companies refusing to deliver supplies to them. You know who else doesn't have supplies? The Ukrainian people source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	81
		PA man has quite the night on the town, before the cops came anyway source: northpennnow.com \| share:	17

Mon April 04, 2022
		And I, am 57 snap source: imdb.com \| share:	34
		Grammys OK with CK source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	134

Sun April 03, 2022
		CSB Sunday Morning: "Well, I guess that's technically allowed..." Share your stories of loophole abuse and bending the rules source: fark.com \| share:	171
		Subby wants to plant a garden. Whether flowers or produce, what would be your choice to add to it? source: fark.com \| share:	49

Sat April 02, 2022
		Classic rock, pseudoscience, award shows, and restaurants are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 24-30: Big Breast Edition source: fark.com \| share:	29
		Why is "Moon Knight" being review bombed? That's nobody's business but the Turks' source: screenrant.com \| share:	121
		$2400 for a skirt that barely exists? I wanna be in that business source: marieclaire.com \| share:	70
		Shoplifter makes solid choice source: cbc.ca \| share:	33

Fri April 01, 2022
		And didn't even bother to ask what would they like on their tombstone source: cbsnews.com \| share:	13
		WANT source: mynorthwest.com \| share:	10
		If you kill someone in self-defense, your subsequent move is not usually to pay someone to dig a hole to bury the body source: wpxi.com \| share:	28
		That's a lot of dough source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	26

Thu March 31, 2022
		Three guys walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: fark.com \| share:	23
		If you are a British pub owner who does not like beer drinkers and "social club" atmosphere you might want to mix yourself a fancy fu-fu cocktail and sit down to think about your life choices source: ladbible.com \| share:	24
		Dallas Fed identifies a "FOMO bubble" in real estate. YOLO bubble not anticipated at this time source: cnn.com \| share:	120
		Exploding trees in Wales deemed a safety risk. Still better than exploding whales in trees. Probably source: bbc.com \| share:	32

Wed March 30, 2022
		How's that homeowner's insurance market coming along in state prone to frequent hurricanes, tornadoes? "I was shocked when I shopped around, it just didn't seem like anyone wanted my business" source: wftv.com \| share:	41
		What is the median age for Fark users? Bonus question: How old is your account and how did you find Fark? WHEATON TAG for old school Farkers. Clown sweaters and Guiness towels complaints in the link to the right source: fark.com \| share:	311
		PBR opens a weed-focused beverage factory (didn't say brewery), tripling its capacity for THC-infused hipster product. 'Food' tab because 'Business' isn't chill enough source: foodandwine.com \| share:	6
		Sounds like Yale's accounting department flunked out of New Haven Community College source: marketwatch.com \| share:	17
		JD Vance shows his true colors. Well, at least the one color source: thehill.com \| share:	61

Tue March 29, 2022
		Please forget that the Trump family did business with an oligarch linked to Iran's notorious revolutionary guard. It's what they would want source: motherjones.com \| share:	25
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	75
		Vandals break into bakery, throw cakes at cars then set the dumpster on fire. Or, as they call it in Nebraska, just another Monday night source: ketv.com \| share:	48
		Trump asks for Putin's help in his search for damaging information about a political rival. No, not that one source: mediaite.com \| share:	107
		What's the first thing your browser/device autosuggests when you type in your Fark handle? Subby's goes to "farming clothing" source: fark.com \| share:	85
		Spring is said to move north at a gentle stroll... around 2mph. Has she passed your gate already or are you still keeping an eager lookout? It's your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday, March 29, 2022 source: fark.com \| share:	98
		Looks like Senators fans will have to find a new owner to jeer source: tsn.ca \| share:	19

Mon March 28, 2022
		Say Goodbye To Your Shiny Russian Heinies source: cnn.com \| share:	12
		43 years ago the Three Mile Island nuke plant was exposed to a Pepsi Syndrome source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	24
		The single most important technique a business can use to retain employees. Not treating workers like garbage surprisingly not mentioned source: inc.com \| share:	24

Sun March 27, 2022
		The stupidest argument you've ever had. And if you don't know what I mean, I'm not going to tell you source: fark.com \| share:	88

Sat March 26, 2022
		Broadway, comic books, robots, and extinct varmints are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 17-23: Pickled Onions Edition source: fark.com \| share:	35

Fri March 25, 2022
		The Manhattan DA is returning evidence to witnesses in the Trump business case. Obviously this very guilty grifter is not going to be charged source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	207
		Perfectly legitimate US businessmen who have been wrongfully imprisoned are commonly denied compassionate release. Shocked. SHOCKED source: theguardian.com \| share:	19
		Cheap milk goes teats up source: uk.news.yahoo.com \| share:	30
		Tennessee House Speaker and several other lawmakers subpoenaed by federal grand jury source: newschannel5.com \| share:	16
		I need some ideas for a low cost, sound proof cabinet type thing to house an air pump. What works for you? source: fark.com \| share:	40

Thu March 24, 2022
		COVID testing fraud reaches Illinois level of criminal embezzlement - CEO of state's biggest testing company is indicted for tax fraud and being sued by business associates for spending money on things like albino turtles for breeding source: pantagraph.com \| share:	33
(Kinda cold today?)		Americans spend 11 minutes per day talking about the weather, opposed to nine minutes for the Brits, which costs U.S. business $1.5 trillion per year in lost productivity. Or something source: businessobserverfl.com \| share:	25
		Take that, people with diabetes source: wate.com \| share:	19
		Why did the bird go to a hospital? It needed tweet-ment. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com \| share:	53
		Chess streaming: serious business source: kotaku.com \| share:	26
		What do you think your last words will be? Subby's will probably be, "Oh yeah? Says who?" source: fark.com \| share:	65
		I scream, you scream, we all scream when someone threatens to stab us for ice cream source: princegeorgecitizen.com \| share:	23

Wed March 23, 2022
		Donald Trump junior announces news aggregation business. Servers powered by cocaine-addled hamsters, no doubt source: axios.com \| share:	70
		Guy breaks into gas station, takes consolation prize of candy and energy shots when he can't reach the cash source: patch.com \| share:	13

Tue March 22, 2022
		Investors want BuzzFeed News to shut down after not including enough cat memes in its articles source: cnbc.com \| share:	11
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	93
		Anti-trust officials in the DoJ accuse Google of deliberately hiding business communications documents by placing them on Google Drive source: axios.com \| share:	24

Mon March 21, 2022
		Claire has a two ingredient horseradish sauce for your steak fries. One of the ingredients is not mayo source: lifehacker.com \| share:	54
		Obvious: Journalists at Reuters are embarrassed that their company hasn't renounced the deal they signed with Russian state-run ITAR/TASS news agency to carry their content. Fark: a deal they signed just TWO YEARS ago source: politico.com \| share:	22
		Former Apple employee charged with defrauding the tech giant out of more than $10 million which basically is just change under the couch cushions source: apnews.com \| share:	2
		Want season tickets for Brady's last ride? You're also going to have to pony up for season tickets for the 0-16 '23 Suck Bucs source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	22

Sun March 20, 2022
		The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 20 is largesse. As in, "the snail put a largesse on his car so people would say, 'look at that s-car go'" source: merriam-webster.com \| share:	29
		Whether it's spending a Weekend in New England, wasting away again in Margaritaville, or banging our heads in Detroit Rock City, the Sunday Morning Music Club is all about places this week source: fark.com \| share:	605

Sat March 19, 2022
(Some Off the Hook Guy)		Customers who feared they were going to be in the Illinois Chainsaw Massacre relieved to find out the man was just taking his chainsaw for a long walk source: republictimes.net \| share:	27
		Warehouse employees steal $35,000 worth of video cards. No word on whether either card was recovered source: kotaku.com \| share:	45
		Australian micro influencer feels "bullied, belittled and harassed" after her generous offer of social posts in return for free food for two was turned down by a restaurant owner whose business barely survived the pandemic source: insider.com \| share:	56
		Protip: If someone receives no prison time for a criminal case, don't ask for or accept briefcases full of money from them, ever source: ajc.com \| share:	19
		Books, art, candy, and soda are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16: Break out the BBQ Edition source: fark.com \| share:	23

Fri March 18, 2022
		What's the farking story behind your Fark username? source: fark.com \| share:	196
		This calls for some seriously sweet dance moves from Turk source: cbr.com \| share:	11
		Putin has challenged you to a game of your choice, with stakes being fate of Ukraine. What game will it be? Just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you source: fark.com \| share:	63
		Well, this guy's probably not going to get very good reviews on RateMyProfessor.com source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	60
		Burger Czar's operator in Russia refuses to close down any of the 800 restaurants, has vast selection of beetroots and cabbage on offer source: independent.ie \| share:	49
		Mario Kart: Serious Business source: kotaku.com \| share:	18
		You know what? Let's just have a cute animals thread source: fark.com \| share:	46
		Is your business approaching $5 billion in size? Check Sen. Warren's new business weight loss bill source: arstechnica.com \| share:	31

Thu March 17, 2022
(Popular Info)		Zelensky: "American companies must leave Russia's market immediately, because it is flooded with our blood." Koch Industries: "B-b-but money" source: popular.info \| share:	64
		It's St Patrick's Day so here's an Englishman to explain everything you ever wanted to know about it source: independent.ie \| share:	47
		A handy list of companies who have stopped doing business in Russia and those who have not. WTF Cinnabon and Subway? And of course, Halliburton is still doing business there source: som.yale.edu \| share:	65
(The Center Square)		"Would you like a bag, sir?" "Oh, no thanks, I'll just knock this one back while I drive" source: thecentersquare.com \| share:	47

Wed March 16, 2022
		FIREFIGHTERS: We've got to rescue this pooch from the peak of that A-frame roof. DOG: Mind ya business source: people.com \| share:	4
		Made for "Fandom" tab HOTD: "Games Workshop suspends all Warhammer sales in Russia" source: pcgamer.com \| share:	34
		Guy busted for hacking MySonic app to steal $57 in food then returned in flaming U-Haul to kill 2 employees, injure 2 others pleads guilty to all charges source: live5news.com \| share:	82

Tue March 15, 2022
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	68
		Moscow is known for a variety of architecture: Italianate, Stalinist Wedding-Cake, traditional Russian church styles, brutalist, modernist. But pyramids are no longer to be found there source: mlive.com \| share:	9
		Dentist's business model of crushing patients' teeth into dust, charging them up the wazoo yields profits, jailarity source: marketwatch.com \| share:	17
		Corporate logos redesigned for (not doing) business in Russia source: sadanduseless.com \| share:	11
		How do you know Goldman Sachs has a lot of Russian investments? This is how you know Goldman Sachs has a lot of Russian investments source: nypost.com \| share:	47
		The stonks techbro in charge of GameStop decided he and his buds had a better plan for the company than anyone else. Including the former head of Nintendo of America, who was on the GameStop board at the time source: kotaku.com \| share:	8

Mon March 14, 2022
		Tots and prayers source: oregonlive.com \| share:	17
		You win THIS time, Mom--but I'll be back source: fark.com \| share:	15
		Old: Leggo my Eggo ... New: Leggo my crack waffle, y'all source: wsmv.com \| share:	23
		When his team needed him most, Jordan Bohannon dropped trou and won the day source: thespun.com \| share:	3
		"Sales Of Pot, Pierogi And Kielbasa In Detroit To Benefit Ukraine" (Sings) "One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others" source: yahoo.com \| share:	35
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Politics source: fark.com \| share:	24
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Food source: fark.com \| share:	18
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	15
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	10
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	21
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for STEM source: fark.com \| share:	28
		Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	19

Sun March 13, 2022
		What are the best shows to binge on? Currently watching Benson...yes Millennials are working our way through older shows source: imdb.com \| share:	96
		Rooster with brass nuggets makes his home at a Louisiana Popeyes source: wbrz.com \| share:	10

Sat March 12, 2022
		Sparkly Batman, strange substances, Ancient Wonders of the World, and vodak are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 3-9: Stupid Groundhog Edition source: fark.com \| share:	18
		If it makes you happy, there's a Sheryl Crow biopic on the way source: deadline.com \| share:	72
		I am putting together a toolbox as a house warming gift for a first time home owner. What should I put in it? source: fark.com \| share:	132
		Deutsche blinks source: cnbc.com \| share:	97

Fri March 11, 2022
		UK declares that you should never go Bitcoin ATM, although sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable source: gizmodo.com \| share:	11

Thu March 10, 2022
		Among the businesses still providing Russia with aid and comfort is British-American Tobacco and cancer-drug maker Eli Lilly. I think that's a wash source: apnews.com \| share:	2
		Yelp phobic car dealership will give you the stolen lease payment back so long as you sign this NDA source: jalopnik.com \| share:	8
		This is serious business, she is charged with both reckless and careless driving. And a few other things like failure to wear seat belt, 2 failures to use turn signals and 25 failures to stop for a stop sign. But CARELESS driving what is that? source: abc27.com \| share:	52
		You might want to sit down for this, but 2 years into the pandemic it's really starting to look like the $800 billion Paycheck Protection Program primarily benefited the wealthy and large businesses that probably would have been just fine without it source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	68
		Deutsche Bank on not pulling out of Russia: If you think we're crooked in the West, Vlad's got waaaaay too much worse kompromat on us in the East source: cnbc.com \| share:	13
		Goldman-Sachs divests from YOU source: cnbc.com \| share:	14
		These pizza chains are falling out of favor, probably because they serve Chicago style pizza source: eatthis.com \| share:	63
		Guess what companies don't really mind doing business with a terrorist dictator. Hint: think crypto source: cbsnews.com \| share:	37
		What kinds of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread source: google.com \| share:	65

Wed March 09, 2022
		Limewire's coming back - as crypto. thatsthejoke.nft.exe source: bnnbloomberg.ca \| share:	13
		Subby's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferrari peel out of Russia. I guess it's pretty serious source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	3
		While Amazon enjoys record profits, their last mile delivery partners are being crushed by debt source: vice.com \| share:	42

Tue March 08, 2022
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	43
		So you fell in love with a house, but it's $400,000 outside your price range. Do you: A) Reduce the price filter on your search? B) Get another job to raise money? C) Murder your mom and sister, stage it as a murder/suicide, and raid bank accounts? source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	44
		What do you do DING about the person DING who regularly sends you a 100 broken up texts DING when one properly thought out text DING should suffice? DING Difficulty: can't turn volume down, in case of rare family member emergency DING source: fark.com \| share:	28
		Supply chain issues keep iconic Milwaukee custard shop from stocking its "jimmies." Why a custard shop would need to make condoms readily available is anyone's guess source: tmj4.com \| share:	19
		Companies Still Doing Business in Russia. Seriously Starbucks, WTF? source: som.yale.edu \| share:	37
(Light Reading)		Ooh, Comcast's chairman sounds fearful that 5G-based home internet may cause his empire to collapse source: lightreading.com \| share:	46

Mon March 07, 2022
		For now you can still say, "Я бы хотел Биг Мак и кока-колу" source: yahoo.com \| share:	8
		Subby is thinking about ordering some fish and snails online for his aquarium. Has anybody ever ordered live animals online? How was that like? source: fark.com \| share:	24
		Chicago Cubs owners, who have been crying poor amid MLB labor strife, are the same Cubs owners who are suddenly interested in buying the Chelsea soccer team for $3.3 billion source: cbssports.com \| share:	16
(Some Guy)		"Invisible, Inc." "General Precision." "High Risk Ventures." Subby needs a clever, but generic, name for a new business. List of bad suggestions to the left. List of great ones to the right source: namesfrog.com \| share:	74
		Hackers have your Galaxy in their hands source: cnbc.com \| share:	30
		In memory of deceased rapper Lil Bo Weep, what is your best Mother-Goose-inspired rapper name? source: fark.com \| share:	57
		With many altering their diets in observance of Lent, what are YOUR favorite seafood or vegetarian dishes? Any foods you should probably give up for a month? It's the Monday Food Discussion Thread source: fark.com \| share:	45
		So, in retrospect, hair plugs and a new Miata could have avoided all of this? source: the-sun.com \| share:	77
		Data proves women are better at business than men source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for D'awww source: fark.com \| share:	7
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Fandom source: fark.com \| share:	15
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Entertainment source: fark.com \| share:	32
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for STEM source: fark.com \| share:	36
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Business source: fark.com \| share:	18
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Sports source: fark.com \| share:	11
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Discussion source: fark.com \| share:	8
		Headline of the Month January 2022 voting for Main source: fark.com \| share:	36

Sun March 06, 2022
		Retailers divided over allowing beer and wine to be sold in grocery stores in Maryland. In related news, you cannot buy beer and wine in grocery stores in Maryland source: wbaltv.com \| share:	68

Sat March 05, 2022
		Food, music, Mardi Gras, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb 24-March 2: Salty Edition source: fark.com \| share:	27
		Dow Jones to remove all Russian stocks from the stock market and downgrade them from "emerging market" to "potato" source: cbsnews.com \| share:	50

Fri March 04, 2022
		Your move, RC Cola source: news10.com \| share:	27
		Rubles, hryvnia, yuan, pounds, dollars, just put it all in the wheelbarrow, I've got to go buy a loaf of bread source: bbc.com \| share:	13
		Lauren Boebert (R-epulsive) tries to walk back her 'bad hair bill' comments about legislation designed to ban discrimination based on hair texture by claiming her comment was missing a comma source: wfaa.com \| share:	128
		Volkswagen refuses to do business with crazed power-hungry dictator, for once source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	6

Thu March 03, 2022
		Family Video is shutting down after 44 years. In related news, Family Video was still open until today source: popculture.com \| share:	14
		Bobby Three-Sticks' explosive tell-all about the WFT has gone about as well as his time spent playing quarterback there source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	14
		White House to security clearance applicants: smoking weed is no longer going to cost you a clearance. However INVESTING in Weed selling businesses, might source: politico.com \| share:	62
		IKEA to take their meatballs from Russia and go home source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	9
		Peloton's ex-CEO peddles a pile of stock to Michael Dell source: cnbc.com \| share:	2