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Mon May 23, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a beautiful day in the art neighborhood, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your art, crafts, hobbies, and inspiration
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Businesses helping women get to free states might get punished
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Halsey goes on TikTok, claims label is holding her music hostage and won't release next single until she can fake a viral TikTok moment
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Sun May 22, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Alright Farkers, whats an educational book we all need to have in our STEM library and why do you recommend it?
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Four HDDs and/or SSDs in two different computers failed or had sporadic I/O issues in the past week. Should I A. check house for radon, B. get an exorcism, C just assume it's a coincidence, or D. replace the motherboards?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you were looking for it: first mass shooting of the weekend
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Art, Gen X movies, weed, and really bad drivers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 12-18: The Cat Came Back Edition
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Maybe denying that vacation request for the one underpaid part-time town employee that did literally everything was a bad idea after all
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas business receives an electric bill for more than $80,000. Difficulty: During a time when there was no power
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the origin or meaning of your username?
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know, taking out a 30% interest loan for 96 months on that 2010 Dodge might not have been a good idea
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Red Power Ranger charged with Fraud. White Power Ranger struggles with buckling his belt
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After seeing the overinflated values, wildly fluctuating prices, egotistical "bro" cultural, and disconnection from the real economy, major crypto exchange decides that stock trading complements their existing business quite nicely
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some tattoos remind you of your date's name or your "no ragerts," then there's the one that reminds you of your $40 billion faceplant business failure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On a dark Dublin backstreet / Cool wind in their hair/ A hub of Russian finance quietly goes nowhere
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Leisure and business flights dig themselves out of the covid hole just in time to get borked by the coming recession
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germany goes after Schroder for Russian business ties, anti masker rants at Costco
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's the matter, inflation? Are you... chicken?
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Uncle Enzo needs to step up and make this right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Following the collapse in technology stocks, high-tech startups are increasingly focused on actually making profits rather than growing at losses. Which they have done in every bubble
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
McDonald's has introduced the Chocolatey Pretzel McFlurry. My God I can hear you getting fatter
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(Fark)
 
Audio
 
Any advice on internet radios? Must have: AM/FM + connect to router for internet radio. Bluetooth a plus - just going crazy trying to find one
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Mastercard and Visa don't care about fraud. It's good for business
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phony Stark goes to Twitter to rip the "Social justice warriors" at Standard and Poors
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Any publicity is good publicity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Netflix lays off another 150 employees because you're still sharing your password
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9 p.m. Eastern
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Business. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Month Voting for April 2022. Links to the voting threads for all ten tabs. Everyone can vote! Enjoy the best Farking headlines! Last chance to vote! Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Coup Cola, Fail Orange and Shiat invade Russia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fish and Chips might go belly up
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Despite his Knight in Shining Armor performance, Will and Jada Smith's marriage is still on the Rock
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Smoker? Dutch oven? Crockpot/Instapot? Firepit in the back yard? Tell us about your favorite slow-cooked foods. Monday Food Tab Discussion grabs a beer or three and watches the game while dinner mostly takes care of itself
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than going ATM is a smash-and-grab ATM robbery. The only thing worse than that is doing is sixty times
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Monday, creative Farkers. This is your weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your art, crafts, hobbies, and inspiration
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to sell off its Russian businesses. Buyer can't use IP or menu items, but is welcome to fix the ice cream machines
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What would you have done differently pre-internet had you known for certain the internet as we now know it was coming? (Aside from investing in tech stocks or creating an internet company first)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need Jenny? Here's a list of every US and Canadian area code and 867-5309 and who answers. Not in service means she doesn't want to talk to you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The worst reason you've ever had to stay up all night. Difficulty: leave subby's mom out of it
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Sat May 14, 2022
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
California ends up with huge budget surplus by heavily taxing richest residents and businesses, gets called "failed state" by all the failed states
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Florida Woman, fine art, musicians, and Canadian things are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 5-11: Friday the 13th Edition
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(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Flannel fight forecast as L.L.Bean plans store in the same shopping center as Cabela's for the first time ever. Eddie Bauer calls next
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Fri May 13, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Vogue Magazine threatens to sue 200-year-old pub in the UK for daring to have the name of the village where it's located in its name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever-Glory in a hole
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This should be good and will definitely work out better than all the other failed businesses
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite salad?
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(FanFest)
 
 
 
Well, isn't that a slap in the face to Will Smith
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dr. Jane Goodall, primatologist, anthropologist and underwear spokesperson. Wait, what was that last one?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo issues a downgrade rating to GM and Ford, so you know it's bad
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Write a post that you think would be sure to elicit the response "username checks out"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why did the guy with a nut allergy die in prison? He was sentenced to the nut house. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed May 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Evergreen headline: "US airline passengers aren't happy". Next up: how do Americans feel about cable companies?
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(Sudbury News)
 
 
 
"Donald Sutherland as the Clumsy Waiter"
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Tue May 10, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Good guy without gun helpless as thieves steal trailer full of guns
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Clearview AI promises not to sell its face-recognition database to most US businesses, probably because it already sold to everyone who could have wanted it *pinky swear*
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
To be fair, our Grandfather did say "Just put me in the dumpster when I die"
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Another way young people are making it harder for business to screw labor: They are publicly sharing what they make
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark Artists, Hobbyists, Crafters, and other creatives This is your weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your work, inspirations, and feedback
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wanna open a record store in my hometown. Talk me out of it
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Sat May 07, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Having grown weary of infuriating the left, Elon Musk decides to infuriate the right as well
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there such a thing as a freeware PC cleaner-upper that will get rid of unneeded/corrupt files and do whatever else is necessary to get one's laptop running more efficiently? Tag is for me
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Guy opens state of the art hot dog stand with no drive-through lane -- until a week later
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was a minor scandal you remember from your childhood that you didn't really understand at the time?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A robotic glove from MIT will give you powerful banana fingers. What you use them for is your business
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like someone has been up to some 'Human Business' as a hybrid 'mystery monkey' has been spotted in Borneo
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
They've got a really good point here. *sips*
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
It turns out you can't just decide to block access to a business and charge them a maintenance fee to access your parking lot, even if you are a church
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Like the washed-up celebrities they serve, 25% of employees find their Cameo work cut
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently turning the country off and back on again hasn't helped the Russians, so they're headhunting their own prison system for IT support
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some Twitter investors are beginning to think that Elon Musk fella is not the serious, sober, businessman they thought he was
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeffery Toobin spars with former Utah Rep Mia Love (R-epugnant) over abortion, manages to resist masturbating during the segment
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey in Calgary. Serious business. None of that tomfoolery stuff like honking your horn, drinking on the street and so forth. Violators will report to Daryll Sutter's farm to tend to the cows
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC plans to improve "equity" in public restroom access from its current "you'll get nothing and you'll like it, ya hump"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Mitch McConnell's personal net worth increases by $50,000,000 over forty years in office. Yay Capitalism. Also Fox News: Where did Stacey Abrams steal her money from? Does she have a receipt for that?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Mitch McConnell's personal net worth increases by $50,000,000 over forty years in office. Yay Capitalism. Also Fox News: Where did Stacey Abrams steal her money from? Does she have a receipt for that?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten years after Gangnam Style, pioneering K-pop star PSY comes back with new album and Western-themed music video costarring rapper of current K-pop star BTS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark Artists, Hobbyists, and Crafters: This is Your Weekly Fark Arting Thread. Share your work here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 20th Century was a bad time to be a black farmer
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Business Insider is concerned, CONCERNED, that Ukrainian videos of attacks on Russian invaders "normalizes" their deaths
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, I could pay everyone, including myself, $73,000 a year, or I could pay all the serfs $16 an hour, and myself $430,000. What to do?
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Want to be a good husband? Sign up for a multi-year "Husbands in Training" Program
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Lara Croft: Studio Raider
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time for the Monday Food Tab Discussion: From the ill-conceived, to the abysmally executed, to the truly bizarre...what foods are you doing wrong?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It doesn't need to be valuable, but what was your best thrift store find?
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Banned films, toys, loud music, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 21-27: ZX Spectrum Edition
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
As concept restaurants go, this one is sure to be a BANG
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(KALB Alexandria)
 
 
 
Boundary dispute between sandwich shop and neighboring church comes to an ethical, friendly resolution. Just kidding, the church fences off the entire parking lot and blocks the ADA-compliant exits, citing Deuteronomy 19:14
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Fri April 29, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's buyout of Twitter has revenues surging. For Twitter alternatives, true, but you gotta admit he's good for business, or at least businesses he has nothing to do with
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Apparently Russia's war on Ukraine is good for business, it nearly doubled its fossil-fuel revenues
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
BINGO: serious business. AND it gives you wings-o
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Turns out Elon Musk paid a bunch of money for a social media platform that had more bots than they originally let on
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
It's Mothers Day next month. Here are a few card suggestions to show your love & passive-aggression (some are kinda NSFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Republicans "failed to notice an obscure provision in state law that says the state could not do what legislators were doing" and it could cost Florida around $1 billion. How shocking they didn't think this through
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The business plan for CNN+ involved the time-tested Step 2: ????? model
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
100-year-old man, who's the world's most loyal employee, has been working for the same company for 84 years. Maybe he got lost in the building in 1938
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Don't forget that Wednesday is "Take Your Child Vandalizing Day"
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Mace is not amused
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Hustle)
 
 
 
A sign of the times, or an exercise in futility?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chris Farley's thinner, more sober brother wants you to live in an electric Ford down by the river
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Nissan ending production of Datsun brand vehicles. This is not a repeat from the early 1980's
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Weekly Arting Thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you are heavily invested in nuclear weapons manufacturers, I have some good news and bad news. Good news is, you're making a ton of money. Bad news would be that you're not going to be able to spend it in a burned out wasteland
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Sun April 24, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Koch blocking itself in Russia
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
British food, guitar gods, astronomy, and Coachella are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 14-20: Marketing Edition
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Shaq can't keep it together when Chuck expertly explains what to do "when a guy's banging you"
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
A rare Business Tab/Caturday crossover (#3 at the link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What should I do with my old IT exam guides? They are from within the past 5-7 years and may still be useful to someone
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
The Russian Lady in Hartford changes its name to The Ukranian Lady, бо йди на хуй Росія, ось чому
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian oil exports are increasingly reported with destination unknown. Life is so strange
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Yeah, give me a Venti Starbucks Solidarity please
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It is not "cancel culture" when your dumb behavior that you posted online got your business in trouble
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interested in Atari's cryptocurrency? Want to stay in an Atari hotel? Well, I have news for you: you're weird
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Gone..but he taught us How to succeed at Life for 90 years without really trying. That Mad Man...we will miss you
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Tesla crashes...into a marijuana dispensary...on 4/20
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lululemon wants to double sales by 2026 eyeing even bigger men's business. Apparel maker phrasing trifecta now in play
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thanks to either off-season strategery or cheapness, 49ers may end up trading Deebo Samuel before Jimmy G
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
To celebrate its 101st year in business, White Castle is making thicker sliders. And so will you
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Store owner claims "rogue employees" created secret chute to pass down counterfeit cigarettes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kardashian regrets telling people to "get their asses to work" in ore processing, possibly because kanar was involved
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's talk garages. Is your garage a filthy mess crammed with a broken treadmill and boxes of papers and junk you haven't opened in 8 years so that you can't even park a car in there, or is it clean and organized? Show us a pic if you have one
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Governor Kay Ivey (R-AL): "Alabama way of life" will not drive away business. So long as they don't employ people of color, LGBTQ+, or those who don't worship Jesus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We totally blew past the Monday foodtab Discussion, so here are the goalposts: what is your favorite West Asian dessert?
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Gus, Nacho, Lalo, Mike, Kim and Jimmy are back. Been a long time coming but now it's time to get some Cinnabon and settle in for the return of Better Call Saul. 9:00pm EST on AMC
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(Physics-Astronomy)
 
 
 
California company claims to have built self-powered battery made of radioactive waste with a life expectancy of 28,000 years, or two twinkies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
InfoWars is now morally AND financially bankrupt
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a 1950s bowling alley, for a cool $130k you can make your dreams come true
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome, creative Farkers, to the Fark Artists Arting Weekly Community Thread
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That's a real nice bank you have there shame if something happened - The Party of Business
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
April 17, 2006: A date which will live in infamy. ~ Abraham Lincoln
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(Axios)
 
 
 
What a business that isn't interested in putting profit over people looks like
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Retro gaming devices. Do you use them? How are they? Is it difficult to get started?
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Sat April 16, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is currently continuing his family's near-century long tradition of baking Pizzagaina (Easter Pies). What Easter Food Traditions are you Farkers keeping alive? And, no you cant have his family recipe, grandma would smack him with a wooden spoon
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If you stole a car in Philly yesterday, we found it. But what'd you do with the radioactive stuff that was in it?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Vaccination, retail stores, new technology, and Florida Man are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 7-13: Stupid App Edition
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Here's a quick primer on the "greatest real estate investment vehicle around" -- private prisons
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Fri April 15, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
President Peloton: Our company is hemorrhaging customers and our brand has become a joke. What should we do? RAISE SUBSCRIPTION FEES
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
This business is getting out of control: US Navy destroyer The Sullivans is sinking, source of hull breach unknown
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(The Register)
 
 
 
One of the immutable rules of IT budgeting is that a critical failure opens a fatter chequebook than a beautifully presented business case
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently making customers surrender their phones and get scanned by a metal detector before being buzzed into this cash-only convenience store was enough to make the cops take a closer look
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott facing increasing criticism for his manufactured border crisis. Even Republicans are fed up with his political stunts and are calling him out by name on TV interviews
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 2 years in prison for golf cart thefts. No word if he did it for the green
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rising capital expenses hit some businesses hard. Film at 11
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, at least she stays bought
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're being transported back to January 1, 1980 to improve on the current crappy timeline you're being sent from. What do? Difficulty: not allowed to physically harm anyone, nor enrich yourself and family
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker-bot issues lengthy list of his successful businesses, which do not exist
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sure, hiring a defense attorney can cost you an arm and a leg, but you'd think a man accused of dumping body parts all over Arizona could afford that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Some Dev Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Atlassian provides business critical services and enters routine maintenance window. News: During maintenance Atlassian had an oopsie. Service will return soon. Fark: It's been a week and service is still down
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Why are egg prices soaring? Because the cost of chicken feed is no yolk
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
NY business groups: we can't be forced to publish our salaries because...we wouldn't be able to hire diverse candidates. Yeah that's the ticket
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman creates bucket list for her elderly dying dog with dementia, list includes steak, a trip to the zoo and a couple of pints at the pub. Now that's a send off
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan tries to bench press 1,000 pounds of lies
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Are any Farkers joining the Etsy strike? Will it affect your household bottom line? Or is it just a side hustle that you can pause as long as you want?
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's car needs a repair that will exceed its value. Subby has transport regardless, but what to do with the car? Note, subby too honest to sell it and problem would be immediately obvious to anyone upon driving
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The Herschel Walker bot is malfunctioning again. The answers are out of sequence with the questions
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Politics
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Food
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for D'awww
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Fandom
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Entertainment
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for STEM
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Business
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Sports
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Discussion
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month March 2022 voting for Main
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Truth Social looks set to achieve the same legendary levels of success as Trump's other business ventures like Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka Trump Airlines, Trump Casinos and Resorts, Trump University.., erm
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning; "And that's when I knew I was getting too old for this ..."
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post some random piece of art or photograph you like
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clown travels to Comedian for serious business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Celebrity side projects, new movies, weird crime, and the Waffle House are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 31-April 6: Drone Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Say one word that would make any conversation awkward
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If they need a new name, 'Trump University' is available...for a small licensing fee
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Thu April 07, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK wastes no time, maps out a glowing new energy strategy
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(Google)
 
 
 
What does a scientist's dog do with bones? Barium. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Tulsa donut shop snags Rocky on his cheat day by offering up Stallone Donuts
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas man has made $100,000 by suing robocallers, and wants to show you how to win against them
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"This is an ugly word, this, "gouging." This is business - and if you want to be in business, this is what you do"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Buy this 38-year-old's online coaching classes to find out how he makes $160,000 per month in passive income
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You're a personal injury attorney and business is slow. Wat do? Difficulty: Attorney is in Florida
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
J&K Salvage had a loud explosion which brought the Spring Garden Fire Department ... only for J&K Salvage to identify the incident as "normal operations" - "That's our normal, I've recorded probably 200 (explosions) over the last four or five years"
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(Panera Pantera)
 
 
 
"If this is indicative of how the NFL does business, then who wants to do business with the NFL?"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman buys Subway. Creates jobs. When your kid rolls out of bed this afternoon, show them TFA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Will this Hunter Biden controversy never start?
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's employer (large worldwide company you've probably never heard of) wants him to sign a document waiving rights to be part of any future lawsuits against said company. Does the company have a case if he does? (link is just a placeholder)
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Russian Embassy in Ireland begs the Irish government to intervene as it faces fuel shortage with companies refusing to deliver supplies to them. You know who else doesn't have supplies? The Ukrainian people
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(North Penn Now)
 
 
 
PA man has quite the night on the town, before the cops came anyway
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Mon April 04, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
And I, am 57 *snap*
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Grammys OK with CK
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: "Well, I guess that's technically allowed..." Share your stories of loophole abuse and bending the rules
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby wants to plant a garden. Whether flowers or produce, what would be your choice to add to it?
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Classic rock, pseudoscience, award shows, and restaurants are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 24-30: Big Breast Edition
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Why is "Moon Knight" being review bombed? That's nobody's business but the Turks'
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
$2400 for a skirt that barely exists? I wanna be in that business
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Shoplifter makes solid choice
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Fri April 01, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And didn't even bother to ask what would they like on their tombstone
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
WANT
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
If you kill someone in self-defense, your subsequent move is not usually to pay someone to dig a hole to bury the body
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a lot of dough
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Three guys walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
If you are a British pub owner who does not like beer drinkers and "social club" atmosphere you might want to mix yourself a fancy fu-fu cocktail and sit down to think about your life choices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dallas Fed identifies a "FOMO bubble" in real estate. YOLO bubble not anticipated at this time
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Exploding trees in Wales deemed a safety risk. Still better than exploding whales in trees. Probably
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Wed March 30, 2022
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
How's that homeowner's insurance market coming along in state prone to frequent hurricanes, tornadoes? "I was shocked when I shopped around, it just didn't seem like anyone wanted my business"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the median age for Fark users? Bonus question: How old is your account and how did you find Fark? WHEATON TAG for old school Farkers. Clown sweaters and Guiness towels complaints in the link to the right
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
PBR opens a weed-focused beverage factory (didn't say brewery), tripling its capacity for THC-infused hipster product. 'Food' tab because 'Business' isn't chill enough
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sounds like Yale's accounting department flunked out of New Haven Community College
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
JD Vance shows his true colors. Well, at least the one color
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Please forget that the Trump family did business with an oligarch linked to Iran's notorious revolutionary guard. It's what they would want
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Vandals break into bakery, throw cakes at cars then set the dumpster on fire. Or, as they call it in Nebraska, just another Monday night
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump asks for Putin's help in his search for damaging information about a political rival. No, not that one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the first thing your browser/device autosuggests when you type in your Fark handle? Subby's goes to "farming clothing"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Spring is said to move north at a gentle stroll... around 2mph. Has she passed your gate already or are you still keeping an eager lookout? It's your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday, March 29, 2022
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Looks like Senators fans will have to find a new owner to jeer
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Mon March 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Say Goodbye To Your Shiny Russian Heinies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
43 years ago the Three Mile Island nuke plant was exposed to a Pepsi Syndrome
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(Inc)
 
 
 
The single most important technique a business can use to retain employees. Not treating workers like garbage surprisingly not mentioned
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The stupidest argument you've ever had. And if you don't know what I mean, I'm not going to tell you
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Broadway, comic books, robots, and extinct varmints are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 17-23: Pickled Onions Edition
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Fri March 25, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Manhattan DA is returning evidence to witnesses in the Trump business case. Obviously this very guilty grifter is not going to be charged
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Perfectly legitimate US businessmen who have been wrongfully imprisoned are commonly denied compassionate release. Shocked. SHOCKED
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cheap milk goes teats up
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee House Speaker and several other lawmakers subpoenaed by federal grand jury
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need some ideas for a low cost, sound proof cabinet type thing to house an air pump. What works for you?
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
COVID testing fraud reaches Illinois level of criminal embezzlement - CEO of state's biggest testing company is indicted for tax fraud and being sued by business associates for spending money on things like albino turtles for breeding
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(Kinda cold today?)
 
 
 
Americans spend 11 minutes per day talking about the weather, opposed to nine minutes for the Brits, which costs U.S. business $1.5 trillion per year in lost productivity. Or something
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Take that, people with diabetes
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why did the bird go to a hospital? It needed tweet-ment. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Chess streaming: serious business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you think your last words will be? Subby's will probably be, "Oh yeah? Says who?"
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(Prince George Citizen)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream when someone threatens to stab us for ice cream
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Donald Trump junior announces news aggregation business. Servers powered by cocaine-addled hamsters, no doubt
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Guy breaks into gas station, takes consolation prize of candy and energy shots when he can't reach the cash
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Investors want BuzzFeed News to shut down after not including enough cat memes in its articles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Anti-trust officials in the DoJ accuse Google of deliberately hiding business communications documents by placing them on Google Drive
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire has a two ingredient horseradish sauce for your steak fries. One of the ingredients is not mayo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obvious: Journalists at Reuters are embarrassed that their company hasn't renounced the deal they signed with Russian state-run ITAR/TASS news agency to carry their content. Fark: a deal they signed just TWO YEARS ago
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Former Apple employee charged with defrauding the tech giant out of more than $10 million which basically is just change under the couch cushions
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Want season tickets for Brady's last ride? You're also going to have to pony up for season tickets for the 0-16 '23 Suck Bucs
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for March 20 is largesse. As in, "the snail put a largesse on his car so people would say, 'look at that s-car go'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether it's spending a Weekend in New England, wasting away again in Margaritaville, or banging our heads in Detroit Rock City, the Sunday Morning Music Club is all about places this week
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Some Off the Hook Guy)
 
 
 
Customers who feared they were going to be in the Illinois Chainsaw Massacre relieved to find out the man was just taking his chainsaw for a long walk
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Warehouse employees steal $35,000 worth of video cards. No word on whether either card was recovered
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Australian micro influencer feels "bullied, belittled and harassed" after her generous offer of social posts in return for free food for two was turned down by a restaurant owner whose business barely survived the pandemic
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Protip: If someone receives no prison time for a criminal case, don't ask for or accept briefcases full of money from them, ever
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Books, art, candy, and soda are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16: Break out the BBQ Edition
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the farking story behind your Fark username?
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(CBR)
 
 
 
This calls for some seriously sweet dance moves from Turk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Putin has challenged you to a game of your choice, with stakes being fate of Ukraine. What game will it be? Just want to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Well, this guy's probably not going to get very good reviews on RateMyProfessor.com
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Burger Czar's operator in Russia refuses to close down any of the 800 restaurants, has vast selection of beetroots and cabbage on offer
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Mario Kart: Serious Business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You know what? Let's just have a cute animals thread
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Is your business approaching $5 billion in size? Check Sen. Warren's new business weight loss bill
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Zelensky: "American companies must leave Russia's market immediately, because it is flooded with our blood." Koch Industries: "B-b-but money"
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
It's St Patrick's Day so here's an Englishman to explain everything you ever wanted to know about it
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
A handy list of companies who have stopped doing business in Russia and those who have not. WTF Cinnabon and Subway? And of course, Halliburton is still doing business there
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(The Center Square)
 
 
 
"Would you like a bag, sir?" "Oh, no thanks, I'll just knock this one back while I drive"
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Wed March 16, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
FIREFIGHTERS: We've got to rescue this pooch from the peak of that A-frame roof. DOG: Mind ya business
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Made for "Fandom" tab HOTD: "Games Workshop suspends all Warhammer sales in Russia"
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Guy busted for hacking MySonic app to steal $57 in food then returned in flaming U-Haul to kill 2 employees, injure 2 others pleads guilty to all charges
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Moscow is known for a variety of architecture: Italianate, Stalinist Wedding-Cake, traditional Russian church styles, brutalist, modernist. But pyramids are no longer to be found there
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dentist's business model of crushing patients' teeth into dust, charging them up the wazoo yields profits, jailarity
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Corporate logos redesigned for (not doing) business in Russia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How do you know Goldman Sachs has a lot of Russian investments? This is how you know Goldman Sachs has a lot of Russian investments
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The stonks techbro in charge of GameStop decided he and his buds had a better plan for the company than anyone else. Including the former head of Nintendo of America, who was on the GameStop board at the time
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Tots and prayers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You win THIS time, Mom--but I'll be back
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Old: Leggo my Eggo ... New: Leggo my crack waffle, y'all
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
When his team needed him most, Jordan Bohannon dropped trou and won the day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sales Of Pot, Pierogi And Kielbasa In Detroit To Benefit Ukraine" (Sings) "One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others"
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Sun March 13, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What are the best shows to binge on? Currently watching Benson...yes Millennials are working our way through older shows
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Rooster with brass nuggets makes his home at a Louisiana Popeyes
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sparkly Batman, strange substances, Ancient Wonders of the World, and vodak are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 3-9: Stupid Groundhog Edition
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
If it makes you happy, there's a Sheryl Crow biopic on the way
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I am putting together a toolbox as a house warming gift for a first time home owner. What should I put in it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deutsche blinks
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
UK declares that you should never go Bitcoin ATM, although sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable
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Thu March 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Among the businesses still providing Russia with aid and comfort is British-American Tobacco and cancer-drug maker Eli Lilly. I think that's a wash
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Yelp phobic car dealership will give you the stolen lease payment back so long as you sign this NDA
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
This is serious business, she is charged with both reckless and careless driving. And a few other things like failure to wear seat belt, 2 failures to use turn signals and 25 failures to stop for a stop sign. But CARELESS driving what is that?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but 2 years into the pandemic it's really starting to look like the $800 billion Paycheck Protection Program primarily benefited the wealthy and large businesses that probably would have been just fine without it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank on not pulling out of Russia: If you think we're crooked in the West, Vlad's got waaaaay too much worse kompromat on us in the East
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman-Sachs divests from YOU
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
These pizza chains are falling out of favor, probably because they serve Chicago style pizza
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess what companies don't really mind doing business with a terrorist dictator. Hint: think crypto
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(Google)
 
 
 
What kinds of spells do leprechauns use? Lucky Charms. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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Wed March 09, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Limewire's coming back - as crypto. thatsthejoke.nft.exe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby's best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferrari peel out of Russia. I guess it's pretty serious
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(Vice)
 
 
 
While Amazon enjoys record profits, their last mile delivery partners are being crushed by debt
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
So you fell in love with a house, but it's $400,000 outside your price range. Do you: A) Reduce the price filter on your search? B) Get another job to raise money? C) Murder your mom and sister, stage it as a murder/suicide, and raid bank accounts?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you do *DING* about the person *DING* who regularly sends you a 100 broken up texts *DING* when one properly thought out text *DING* should suffice? *DING* Difficulty: can't turn volume down, in case of rare family member emergency *DING*
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Supply chain issues keep iconic Milwaukee custard shop from stocking its "jimmies." Why a custard shop would need to make condoms readily available is anyone's guess
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
Companies Still Doing Business in Russia. Seriously Starbucks, WTF?
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(Light Reading)
 
 
 
Ooh, Comcast's chairman sounds fearful that 5G-based home internet may cause his empire to collapse
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For now you can still say, "Я бы хотел Биг Мак и кока-колу"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking about ordering some fish and snails online for his aquarium. Has anybody ever ordered live animals online? How was that like?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs owners, who have been crying poor amid MLB labor strife, are the same Cubs owners who are suddenly interested in buying the Chelsea soccer team for $3.3 billion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Invisible, Inc." "General Precision." "High Risk Ventures." Subby needs a clever, but generic, name for a new business. List of bad suggestions to the left. List of great ones to the right
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hackers have your Galaxy in their hands
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In memory of deceased rapper Lil Bo Weep, what is your best Mother-Goose-inspired rapper name?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With many altering their diets in observance of Lent, what are YOUR favorite seafood or vegetarian dishes? Any foods you should probably give up for a month? It's the Monday Food Discussion Thread
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
So, in retrospect, hair plugs and a new Miata could have avoided all of this?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Data proves women are better at business than men
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Sun March 06, 2022
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Retailers divided over allowing beer and wine to be sold in grocery stores in Maryland. In related news, you cannot buy beer and wine in grocery stores in Maryland
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Sat March 05, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Food, music, Mardi Gras, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb 24-March 2: Salty Edition
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Dow Jones to remove all Russian stocks from the stock market and downgrade them from "emerging market" to "potato"
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Fri March 04, 2022
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Your move, RC Cola
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rubles, hryvnia, yuan, pounds, dollars, just put it all in the wheelbarrow, I've got to go buy a loaf of bread
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert (R-epulsive) tries to walk back her 'bad hair bill' comments about legislation designed to ban discrimination based on hair texture by claiming her comment was missing a comma
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Volkswagen refuses to do business with crazed power-hungry dictator, for once
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Thu March 03, 2022
(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Family Video is shutting down after 44 years. In related news, Family Video was still open until today
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bobby Three-Sticks' explosive tell-all about the WFT has gone about as well as his time spent playing quarterback there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House to security clearance applicants: smoking weed is no longer going to cost you a clearance. However INVESTING in Weed selling businesses, might
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
IKEA to take their meatballs from Russia and go home
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton's ex-CEO peddles a pile of stock to Michael Dell
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