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Sat August 08, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you let kids get away with selling lemonade pretty soon they're going to move up to elotes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
... or perhaps, just perhaps, it's time to develop a new business model as the old one is now as relevant as selling buggy whips to horseless carriage drivers
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Apparently, Walmart is now use their parking lots as drive-in movie theaters. What would be your People of Walmart themed double feature? Are you a block of government cheese or turkey leg snacker? Would you dress up, or show up in pajamas?
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former upstate New York mayor and local businessman goes out with a bang. Holy guacamole
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(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Betcha didn't know CARES act money goes to repave airports in Texas
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Western Digital is finding business these days to be a hard drive
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Western Digital is finding business these days to be a hard drive
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
VP pick announced. Make your guess and then click
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo's profits increased by 400% between this past March and June
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bausch Health shares soar after confirming it's selling its eye-care business in a move nobody saw coming
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Business closing due to fear of touching other people's balls
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Burger King's parent company's revenue falls 25% as the virus infects sales. Also, BKs, Timmy's, and Popeyes are under the same corporate roof
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(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Two guys come up with a black-owned business non-blacks will actually support. Yes, alcohol is involved
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I am told I am supposed to rest my meat after cooking. But has anyone done a test of this? Cook a bunch of roasts, then slice and weigh them 0, 5, 10, and 15 minutes rest time. I am not sure I am buying this theory
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jake Paul finally in a video that warms the heart as the FBI takes all his toys from his tacky mansion
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Wed August 05, 2020
(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Man commits three burglaries in one night. Winds up with hand sanitizer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." -Steven Wright. Yeah, but the real trick is getting them all in the right order. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, numbers edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo just assured his re-election for as long as he wants it
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Someone thinks a television reboot of the forgotten late-90s bug movie Mimic is a great idea
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to lie on your application to get PPP funds, try not to do it in the name of a dead person. Oh and don't spend the money you get on a Lamborghini and strippers
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's brain trust clearly see the VP pick as Harris, Obama's people say not so fast, Susan Rice would guarantee the enthusiastic presence of both Barack and Michelle Obama on the campaign trail
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
CVS beats earnings on less business. Wait, what?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Today's streaming music business is no game, and Google ain't Playin'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned as an infant herself, this teen understands what it feels like to be left behind, and works to help senior dogs find the loving homes they deserve, just like she did. Please welcome her to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You coronavirus clean freaks, don't expect to see any Clorox wipes until 2021
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Tue August 04, 2020
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona judge rules that gyms can become full-fledged super spreaders
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Stable genius and shrewd businessman Donald Trump spent half a billion dollars on ventilators scheduled to arrive in 2022
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida businessman who has flown 33 times since the pandemic hits shares his routine for flying safe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
AIG loses $7.9 billion
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All those smaller distilleries who pivoted to produce hand sanitizer? The market crashed and now with 1000s of gallons of extra product, they're washing their hands of it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
One third of New York's small businesses may be gone forever, but it's a small sacrifice to make considering that utopia awaits under the wise and benevolent thumb of our most holy lord and savior Andrew Cuomo
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Apollo Crews tries to put MVP out of the Hurt Business, Drew looks to get even with Randy, Will Asuka be out for revenge on Sasha & Bayley (is water wet?) & more Seth shenanigans incoming. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I'll have the lasagna
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"That's a nice business you got there. Be a real shame if something happened to it. Better sell it to my friend here", Don Two Scoops
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Play stupid games win stupid prizes, bonus round
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Sun August 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paper crack pays. Scratch on, Farkers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Smirking plague rat influencer received up to $350,000 in PPP loans for whatever it is that an influencer "does"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Smirking plague rat influencer received up to $350,000 in PPP loans for whatever it is that an influencer "does"
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
IC, 2019-20: This Russian bounty business is real. State Dept, yesterday: Russia, knock it off or there will be consequences. Trump, today: It's another hoax
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Company in Texas worried that Airlines might not ever want their salty nut sacks back on the planes
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Buy.com goes retail
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Buy.com goes retail
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
After denying claims, insurance companies are finding pissed-off chefs on their menus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Normally wrong Jim Cramer finally gets one right and it's not going to be good for your favorite local restaurant
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Dude, one cannot just swim in an aquarium in his underwear to be one with the fishes
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Steelers head coach Dr. Foreman has a mantra for the NFL Teams in response to COVID. One Fail, All Fail
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(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Drive-through-only Wawa: Abomination, or sign of the times?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dick's refuses to shaft employees, gives them a 15% pay raise
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor and Gamble earnings score from COVID-induced demand for toilet paper, cleaning supplies, interest in the occult
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor and Gamble earnings score from COVID-induced demand for toilet paper, cleaning supplies, interest in the occult
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Where is voice tech going? With pic that both absolutely is and is not the future
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Where is voice tech going? With pic that both absolutely is and is not the future
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
POTUS to speak at John Lewis' funeral
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The hard truth is that Trump was not exceptional. He was just another amoral Western businessman, one of many whom the ex-KGB elite..promoted and sponsored around the world, with the hope that they eventually be of some political or commercial use"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Appeals court says Ashley Judd can sue Harvey Weinstein for trying to wreck her career
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If it's Wednesday, it's square pizza day
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hong Kong's economy? Phooey
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Back-to-school sales tax holidays are coming soon for some reason or another. Here's where to see about yours
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like another government loan program set up to help businesses affected by the coronavirus was more about "allowing easy fraud and abuse" than "getting money to people who need it"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win half your restaurants closing permanently cause you couldn't do what every other business did and shutter during a health emergency
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Tue July 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Getting to Yes" is the classic text on neotiating strategies taught in most business and law sin the country these days. Mitch McConnell seems to be gathering his notes for writing a sequel "Gettng to No Farking Way, Have You Lost Your Mind?"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
The Pirates play their home opener with no fans in the ballpark. So just like any other home opener
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell claims businesses NEED immunity from Covid-related lawsuits to prevent an "Epidemic" of litigation. Though, so far, it's not even a "mild flu". There are 4 million Coronvirus cases in the US, but only 185 covid-related personal injury suits
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Favorite nonsense word that you personally came up with. Subby's is "borgengromph"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissan says it will lose a record $4.5 billion this year, swears it's not adopting Yugo's business model
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reorg inside. One fall guy is obvious, but any assessment of which other Intel bigwigs failed to execute would be speculative
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby can't whistle. Subby can't blow a bubble with bubblegum. We all know Subby's a loser, but what about you? What common things can you inexplicably not do?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you do a lot of physical work maybe you should leave your gun in the car
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
The Better Business Bureau finds the Great Moving company's name ironic, gives them an F for definitely not being great
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Is that a deep-fake audio of your boss on your voicemail or should you really help him or her finalize an urgent business deal with a Prince in Nigeria?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House trade adviser Peter Navarro:"I think we are all tired of this politicization of the China virus"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iran moves mock aircraft carrier to the strategic Strait of Hormuz amid rising tensions with the US to use for live-fire drills, lots of pew pew pew to show the evil Satan they mean business
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(WREX Rockford)
 
 
 
I scream you scream we all scream you stink
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DOJ investigation into whether conditions in Alabama prisons are so bad they violate the 8th Amendment finds that guards routinely beat prisoners and may have murdered at least one. AL AG's response is to tell the feds to mind their own business
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Yelp reviews restaurant closures and yeah, it's pretty much what you think
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner has had it with customers yelling at her teenage staff over mask requirements. "Just yesterday 4 different sets of people yelled at our workers and one got so unruly we had to call the police"
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner has had it with customers yelling at her teenage staff over mask requirements. "Just yesterday 4 different sets of people yelled at our workers and one got so unruly we had to call the police"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Papa John's delivers 10K more jobs
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz takes a break from crafting unbreakable cyphers and plotting murder to claim Democrats are trying to shut down schools to help beat Trump
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Sun July 26, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
For your safety, please stay one cow apart
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Theocrats unhappy that Justice Roberts does the bidding of big business instead of worshiping Republican Jesus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
Tiny, struggling, mom and pop business THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY received $350,000 in PPP loans
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Delightful memories of napping in the loo
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(Vox)
 
 
 
For many small businesses owners, COVID 19 can kill you twice
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Red Sox president: We're disappointed Mookie decided to sign with the team we traded him to
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs in $3.9bn settlement with Malaysia over 1MDB. Man, online movie ratings are serious business
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Brooks Brothers looks too good to be thrown on the cart
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(Some Beat Cop)
 
 
 
A police equipment guide from 1891 with brutally-low prices
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many mice is a moose?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, so I have a theory and I fully expect you all to mess it up, but I need more data. If there was nothing barring you from enjoying either, do you prefer alcohol or pot? Are you an introvert or extrovert?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Someone may be in deep do-do after mechanic receives a package via USPS with dog poop in it. Message written in Yinzer included
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword
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(Fark)
 
 
 
1970s rockers, 1980s movies, and 1990s TV shows are all the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 12-18: Why Are Stores Still Out Of This Edition
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Staples to require masks starting Monday. No, you can still hook them over your ears
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here comes covid economic tsunami II: Small Business Boogaloo and the Fed is still on the beach applying sunscreen
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite summer song?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Store clerk to Florida Man: Sir, you have to wear a mask in this store *Florida Man shows gun to clerk*. Store clerk: Are you really going to shoot me over a mask? Florida Man: We'll just take our business elsewhere
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(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Don't look now but Trumps is back from the dumps with a jump and bump to a 49% approval rating. Clearly reports of his demise have been premature and greatly exaggerated
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"When a man becomes a writer, I think he takes on a sacred obligation to produce beauty and enlightenment and comfort at top speed." -Kurt Vonnegut. Huh, I can do bad puns slowly, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, speedy edition
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Today's "Covidiot throwing doughnuts at employees after being told to wear a mask" incident comes to us from El Paso
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who or what is the worst TV show character ever?
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Little Green Men and other mercenaries expected to crash in Albuquerque this time, not Roswell
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Manhattan has become a party pooper for retailers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
U.S. versus Canada's handling of COVID-19 summed up in one photo: Niagara Falls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RIP Cuomo Chips *offer only valid in California
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Hanging around with 2,000 catalytic-ic-ic-ic-ic-ics? You oughta know by now
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download KFC's chicken nuggets, would you?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
TikTok wants to hire 10,000 more - let's call them operatives - in the US, even though it might get banned
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Spain does the right thing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rich Canadian says Congress should stop helping Americans and let small businesses fail
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Company develops a drone that can disinfect an entire stadium in three hours. No word how long it will take the drone to disinfect PNC Park of all the losing since 2001
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Men's Warehouse owner Tailored Brands is closing stores and cutting jobs, as is the style these days
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump Admin 'spiritual advisor' Paula White: Same-Sex relationships are a sin. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to openly pray in front of the cameras, followed by a haircut and lunch at Red Lobster
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Strip-club stimulus reveals lingering uncertainties over U.S. small-business aid (PPP) and the ridiculous need for proper lighting EVERYWHERE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
2 years (prostate) cancer free. I've been diagnosed with low testosterone and am meeting doc today for possible TRT. Studies show its safe, doc says "gas on a fire", do I insist on treatment or live with a crappy quality of life?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington hires Terry Bateman as name change marketing master
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In Biden's America, ____________________
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lobbyists and bankers are pushing hard to get their fraud legalized in the next coronavirus relief bill
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Fed promised it would fire a "money cannon" of $trillions in cheap credit to keep US businesses afloat during the pandemic. Reality: $12mil
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1865, Pierre Lallement, inventor of the bicycle, arrives in the U.S. He would have gotten here earlier, but his spokes got tangled up in seaweed near the Canary Islands
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump wants to bail out big business and Wall Street billionaires. Country Time is truly helping out the little guy
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
BJ Services to no longer slurp up Earth's oil
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Deadpool: Will the US have 150,000 Corona dead by Friday, Saturday or Sunday?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the best joke from any comedian that you ever heard?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Delusional woman thinks Trump knows how business works. Guess she didn't notice his 8 bankruptcies?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How are you coping with this weird summer so far?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Robert Irvine lands sweet new deal at Food Network, including new show helping restaurants specifically recover from COVID-19 economic sledgehammer. Let's get to work
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Ghost food halls" might save American restaurants by making takeout and delivery palatable to hipster foodies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is a defunct food or drink product you would like to bring back, what would it be?
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in North Georgia, the combination of the pandemic and the protests have been a boon for one local business owner
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You lose your business due to the Covid-19 pandemic so you c) rob a bank
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If/when Joe Biden is elected, who would you like to see him appoint as Attorney General to head up a Trump Crimes Commission?
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(Some Immigrant)
 
 
 
Trump administration loses in court. Again. How many times is this now?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Is there anyway a devotion to God is not transactional?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If 2020 was an alcoholic beverage, what would it be?
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owner tells 28-year-old bartender who had COVID-19 not to tell people about it. Serve them all the virus they want
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's unfair to say Mitch McConnell is doing "nothing" on the pandemic crisis. In fact he working VERY hard on doing the WRONG thing: Giving businesses state and federal immunity from covid-related lawsuits until 2024, retroactive to December 2019
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach is tired of the monkey business
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fast food, funny money, freaky weather, and the FBI are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 5-11: Jeez, It's Freakin' Hot Outside Edition
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Disfranchised Pittsburgh McDonald's demolished instantly, avoiding fate of disfranchised Pittsburgh Burger King which lingered for months
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump, astute businessman 1989 edition: "I feel sorry for the poor guy who is going to buy the Dallas Cowboys" ...purchase price $140 million, today's value $5 billion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Farmers didn't realize voting for the death plague party would mean having a death plague
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, for anyone who has had the wonderfully fun COVID test, who here believes that President Kid Gloves gets tested "every Two days"? Subby isn't buying it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Get to Know Your Customers Day, and yes, those are the irate people refusing to wear masks and screaming at you from over there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Get to Know Your Customers Day, and yes, those are the irate people refusing to wear masks and screaming at you from over there
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump thought he could outrun the legal avalanche. Seems like all his bad dreams are coming true at once
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new pin-prick blood test can test for radiation exposure in mice. Why you're hanging out with glowing rodents is your own business
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
No way would an honest company like Southwest Airlines begin to implement huge layoffs despite taking federal assistance. No way
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Babies photo-bombing their own studio portraits. Warning - images of baby 'bombs' (not safe for lunch)
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Walmart Wanda has parking lot meltdown after staff tell her no mask, no entry. Bonus: Everyone's infectious laughter
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Tuesday, news breaks that Louisiana AG tests positive for COVID. Today AG offers opinions on statewide mask mandate, closing businesses, best techniques to lick doorknobs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The best way to fix the greatest economy ever is to destroy the environment
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ladies who want to impress their MAGA men know that there's Chiara Boni, and nothing else. Red hat optional, stiletto heels a must
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs sucked down a metric buttload of vigorish from all the government spending
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His prepositions are preposterous. His adverbs have an adverse effect on adjectives, and his cat has subjunctive claws. His metaphors are like similes and his similes are not. He is the strangest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I don't know whether this has been submitted before, but, um, these aussies have no idea
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Without having to actually pay for, you know, actual surgeries and doctor's visits, the US' largest health insurer more than doubled its profit in Q2
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the Small Business Administration relied on false and inflated figures to calculate how the Paycheck Protection Program saved 55 million jobs so the Trump administration could show a rare COVID success
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan jeweler decides to help the MICHIGAN tag. FOLLOWUP tag standing by
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need more creative uses for cumin besides tacos
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Small-business owners are now just giving up trying to survive in these coronavirus times
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(In These Times)
 
 
 
We're about to have an unemployment crisis, eviction crisis, health crisis, child care crisis, and business failure crisis all feeding each other, and the federal government does not particularly seem to care
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soon to be out of business Scottish beer garden opens with 'capacity for ONE' due to social distancing measures
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant & Beer Garden open for curbside OK, Beer to go OK, Brewery still open, not ok because your sales to distributors makes you a bar. Gov. Abbot is going to get Segway'd off off a cliff if he isn't careful
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
"It Came From Outer Space" is a 1953 sci-fi movie. "It Came From Her Anus" is a 2020 chapter in the Florida Man chronicles
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Mon July 13, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Casino bans indoor smoking over coronavirus risks. Burning up your savings playing slots is still OK
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you have "man stealing catalytic converters to cover gambling debts" on your COVID-19 Criminal Bingo card. Step up to collect your prize
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
April: Hot weather will slow the spread of COVID-19. July: Hot weather contributing to the spread of COVID-19
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit 5: This time it's serious
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Russia completes first human trials of COVID vaccine, polonium content unknown
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Over 1,000 wealth advisors received PPP loans in case you're interested
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Store robbery foiled by throwing a pizza pie
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you been denied entry to a business because you won't wear a mask? Contact us Dewey, Cheatham & Howe, attorneys
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has severely diminished the strip club experience
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What happens when Americans aren't willing to work low-wage seasonal jobs in terrible conditions in the midst of a pandemic ... and there are no foreign workers to exploit?
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
40 years after its original release "Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back" is back at the top of the box office
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Sat July 11, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
The latest NFL player person with COVID is Arizona Cardinals owner Michael Bidwell
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(The News International)
 
 
 
The Russo Brothers reaction to Anthony Mackie calling Marvel films 'whitewashed'? Yeah....he's right
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite sandwich from anywhere?
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(The Middletown Press)
 
 
 
Old & busted when renting a car: New car smell. New hotness: Lysol smell
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Turns out painting the curb in front of your house or business doesn't automatically turn it into a no parking zone
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Join the Air Force and get that flying car you always wanted
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Wood prices are stiffening, even in the face of the virus
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Value of My $150,000 MBA Is Now in Question" says somebody who apparently missed the lecture on how business conditions can change overnight
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The three greatest things in life: never rat on your friends, always keep your mouth shut and use a pandemic to financially stick it to your estranged wife
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a FARK swimsuit thread. All of you post a swimsuit pic of yourself no matter who you are
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"The blue-cheese salad dressing, butter, ground turkey, cans of grain-free dog food, and new toothbrush came to $24.97. Laurie Mahlenbrei handed the cashier a slice of wood marked $25 and walked out with her items in plastic grocery bags"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shiat just got SUPER-real: School superintendent says there probably won't be any high school football in his district this year....the superintendent of the DALLAS TEXAS school district
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
US congressman Ken Calvert praises private business for effectively handling the reopening, hopes schools can learn a thing or two. (Bonus: he's from Corona, CA)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pointy-headed liberals, takers and socialists call for national mask usage, but so do business leaders, trade groups and economists
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Zoom meetings, food promotions, and Holy Fark How Many TV Shows Have Characters In Blackface are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 28-July 4: Online Gaming Edition
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
US Treasury: Over 500,000 businesses got PPP loans, but are listed as retaining zero jobs. "The lack of data will make accountability challenging"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
US Treasury: Over 500,000 businesses got PPP loans, but are listed as retaining zero jobs. "The lack of data will make accountability challenging"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey predicts 90% of Austin's live music venues may close by Halloween
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo now says it will donate that $400mil it somehow, totally accidentally received from the PPP to small businesses. Interest rates can be negotiated at a later date
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Because the all the finest sex tips come from Business Insider
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bed, Bath, & Barely in Existence
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Wed July 08, 2020
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
As Georgia smashes through 100,000 Covid-19 cases, Governor Brian "Bubba" Kemp launches campaign to beg Georgians to pretty please stop being stupid
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
As Georgia smashes through 100,000 Covid-19 cases, Governor Brian "Bubba" Kemp launches campaign to beg Georgians to pretty please stop being stupid
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tool, Nickelback, GnR, Incubus, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Weezer, Cheap Trick, Tim McGraw, Disturbed, Wiz Khalifa, Lil Jon, Rascal Flatts, The Eagles, Pearl Jam,and Green Day all play a bad cover of "It's All About the Benjamins" simultaneously
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them, and for the rest of us, there's the Fark Writer's Thread. Which is great, in its own way
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado governor says he plans to mass pardon anyone convicted of possession of less than 2 ounces of marijuana. Extra Spiffy: Bill also removes barriers to entering the marijuana business for those convicted of marijuana crimes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The parent of Lane Bryant, Ann Taylor, and Catherines is about to follow Brooks Bros. into backruptcy. Levi Strauss, Eddie Bauer, Calvin Klein, and somebody named Shoe Carnival are getting pretty antsy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The parent of Lane Bryant, Ann Taylor, and Catherines is about to follow Brooks Bros. into backruptcy. Levi Strauss, Eddie Bauer, Calvin Klein, and somebody named Shoe Carnival are getting pretty antsy
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey kids, let's see who can hold a lit firecracker the longest- give the winner a hand
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The virus forces London's Cereal Killer Cafe to snap, crackle, and pop out of business
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
NASCAR racer Jimmie Johnson cleared to return to racing this weekend a week after testing positive for coronavirus. What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brooks Brothers the latest victim of Americans no longer needing to wear nice clothes, or any clothes for that matter, in a Covid-19 business world
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
How a new Facebook advertising boycott inspired by Black Lives Matter is different than prior efforts. Subby was unsure if the Politics tab trumps the Business one
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Tue July 07, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Data-mining firm Palantir files for stealth IPO knowing already who's buying and for how much
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
So how do butterfly caterpillars sustain their association with cocktail ants? Nutritious secretions. And who isn't tempted to skim off some profits from business partners once in a while?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seattle passes payroll tax on Amazon and other big businesses, begins wondering why so many businesses are moving to Redmond and Bellevue in the next few years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In what is SURELY pure coincidence, Dallas megachurch that hosted Mike Pence approved for millions in pandemic aid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As Coronavirus cases in the state have skyrocketed to nearly a quarter-million after a five-fold increase in the last two weeks, let's hear what Florida Gov DeSantis has to say for himself, shall we?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three bars in the UK that reopened forced to shut down after Coronavirus cases traced to their establishment. Hope that 12 hours of business was worth it
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Guess Kanye is in on the grift
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Wow, such working. So businessdoge. How sweet potato. Many shopping
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Four Tampa-area ICUs at maximum capacity, levels of Florida
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Let's show everyone how patriotic we are this Fourth of July by raising a huge Confederate flag near I-40 in North Carolina
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plague rat complains that closing his rat den to prevent disease transmission is singling out rats
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If there is one destination in America you have on your bucket list for places to visit, what is it?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
He drove through the Pho King window
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Everyone in the intelligence business: oh yeah, he totally knew about Russian bounties
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Lucky Brands bets it all, rolls snake eyes, goes bust
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Mate, this is a Wendy's innit
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Werner Herzog's new project looks at the business of rented relatives. It is both fiction and nonfiction, scripted and reality, as is life. Soon we die
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Top Alibaba exec fired for helping girlfriend secure a job and accepting gifts. Rumors of a senior position in the Trump Administration cannot as yet be confirmed
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Cough at paramedics? that's a jailin'
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R), realizing that thousands of Covid deaths don't look good on a resume, finally hits the PANIC button and orders everyone to wear a mask, which he should have done...4 weeks ago
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bah Gawd, that's the Undertaker's music
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite song from a movie?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hard math problems, reopening venues, and of course Florida Man doing his thing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 21-27 Visit from Mom Edition
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(Metro)
 
 
 
High Street retailers in the UK ruthlessly cut thousands of jobs in the bloodiest Wednesday ever, blame the pandemic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a giraffe you might soon have a chance as the Oakland Zoo may end up having a going out of business sale
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Wed July 01, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Now THAT is how to write your "Please, for the love of God, wear a farking mask" sign
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(Fark)
 
 
 
*Click* *Click* Uh, is this thing on? Hello? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, returning from absence edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the possible exception of a few businesses, most Canadians have realized that "not having to deal with Americans in our country because of the pandemic" is a feature, not a bug
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your favorite moment from a TV show?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...pation
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business demands Trump attack Biden for proposing the ludicrous idea that rich people should pay more taxes
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: County commissioners designate Juneteenth as a holiday. News: And stops recognizing Columbus Day as a holiday. Fark: Franklin County Ohio, where Columbus Ohio is located
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Why this billionaire is moving his company from a liberal hell hole to ultraconservative Austin TX
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent
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Mon June 29, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tea shop owner apologizes after banning customers from wearing masks, an act the repercussions of which will last an oolong time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suggestions for naming new doggo? DIT
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ Issues a statement on those phony "mask exemption" cards: Knock it off, idiots
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO says it is 'hard' to avoid furloughs, since if they don't they might see their bonuses drop and that must be avoided at all costs ... okay, so maybe he didn't say the last part. Out loud, anyway
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Flush out my kidneys"....Y'know, I gotta say, as far as excuses go it's fairly original
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Luca Brasí found at Bass Pro
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Beginning to think that the officers threatening Shaun King may not be brilliant tacticians?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Digital shopping cart abandonment poses a serious threat to online retailers. Subby can't imagine how you got distracted reading this article when you had over a million dollars worth of Trump merchandise in your cart
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
To sell you something?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Grifters gonna grift
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Mmm, I could really go for some __________
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Axe-throwing business reopens with free sessions for frontline workers, who unfortunately won't be allowed to throw them at people not wearing masks
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Axe-throwing business reopens with free sessions for frontline workers, who unfortunately won't be allowed to throw them at people not wearing masks
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a green light for Red Light District (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The so-called cyanide bomb was not the work of some rogue actor or terrorist cell. It had been installed by a federal employee on official business." "The US government put (it) 350ft from my house, and killed my dog and poisoned my child"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Consumer sentiment slips in late June as confidence in U.S. economic policies slumps to Trump-era low"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name something you're procrastinating about
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Old TV shows, sports mascots, and former jobs of Italian poets are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 14-20: Ugly Couch Edition
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Gap is swelling with fish sticks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's "rocket ship economy" is less "Saturn V thundering skyward" and more "Falcon 9 exploding on the launch pad"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden just lost the anti-mask vote, not that those still alive were going to vote for him anyway
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In 10 years, conventional marketing will disappear, and consumer arrogance via word of mouth will be the promotion tactic. "It's all about showing others how great a consumer you are, better than them"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally one of the world's elusive poo joggers has been caught with his pants down and cornered
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Customer to restaurant owner: why are the staff not wearing masks? Restaurant owner to customer: don't come back. Health Department to restaurant owner: here are 11 violations we found
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix adapting Dutch series about the rise of phone sex lines in the 80s
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
You know things have gotten bad when the people who poured millions of dollars into lying about government-run health care actually admit they made a mistake
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo to Republican Governors: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt and it shouldn't be a life strategy either
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(Google)
 
 
 
When taking your car out in inclement weather, make sure it's driving rain. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Son quits after Ma leaves. Appalachian histrionics or Asian big business? Why not both?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas governor ordered all licensed hospitals in the hard-hit Bexar, Dallas, Harris and Travis counties to postpone elective procedures but still thinks it's enough of a hoax to not fully stop reopening plans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The ragrets are coming home to roost
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Darden Restaurants (Olive Garden's parent) sees sales worse than its food
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Mexican entrepreneurs invent way to fashion vegan leather from cactus, such that goods feature buttery smooth texture and flexibility. Don't question their business plan, they get kinda prickly
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes cannot sue Twitter over a fake cow judge ruuuuuules
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Like we needed any more proof that Facebook is evil
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Publisher of The Federalist wants Republicans to start getting physical and attack BLM protesters
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Julian gets a SURPRISE. SUPERSEDING INDICTMENT
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
Yeah things aren't bad at all at the crossroads of the world: giant Times Square McDonalds on 42nd Street just went under
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
It's by no means definitive, but here's a decent starting point for nongovernmental sources of financial aid for small businesses
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
🌈 Save The Stonewall 🌈
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I didn't take this seriously" with helpful pic of 30-year-old on oxygen
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Before pandemic, sales of Czech Budvar, the 124-year-old true "Budweiser" brand, hit a record
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Olympus has fallen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
GNC closing over 1200 stores due to no one needing supplements during Coronavirus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I received the (PPP) loan, I'm going out of business, now what happens to my loan liability?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I received the (PPP) loan, I'm going out of business, now what happens to my loan liability?"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Six-word Sci-Fi: Imagine an apocalypse with a happy ending
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of 'things never to do on a moving motorcycle' updated for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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Tue June 23, 2020
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Wynn Las Vegas reimagines the AYCE buffet, points out all the benefits you get for your $65, including ordering at your seat, physical distancing, touchless technologies, disposable and downloadable menus, and optional $30 pour package
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The fog's getting thicker, and Penney's list of store closings is getting larrrrrrrger
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you still have a hooked-up, serviceable desktop computer? Do you use it much?
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(AZCentral)
 
Weeners
 
Arizona police officer voluntarily surrenders certification three years after tazing a handcuffed man in the genitals. See, the system works
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh no, New Yorkers aren't rushing back out to expose themselves to coronavirus for the good of the economy. Thanks Obama
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Disturbing' texts between Oregon police and far-right group prompt business as usual
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you like to collect?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?"
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Investment firm decides to move its billion-dollar business to Phoenix because of ongoing "cultural unrest" in the city of Seattle. Bazillion dollar unicorn farm besieged by antifa supersoldiers to follow shortly
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it You know, I just... *do* things
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I spent 3 months in isolation just so now i can throw bananas at other drivers, yeehaw
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google's ad revenue catches the virus, will drop for the first time
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
When it comes to guarding watermelons, Pearl the kitty is your huckleberry
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scotland says it may take company stakes to keep them from turning into crap
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saville Row reopens with properly bespoke visors and gloves
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Slack or Microsoft? IDK; TTY, K?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Small and medium businesses are feeling the brunt of lockdown pain, but then again, they're not getting multi-$billion bailouts for their stonk prices and execs either
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Sun June 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The pandemic has made one thing abundently clear: Nursing homes, along with every other American business "struggling" to find workers need to pay a living wage to employees, including comprehensive health care
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The Tennessean newspaper announces it is launching a thorough investigation into how a racist, right wing ad was allowed to run in some terrible newspaper called "The Tennessean"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Regional delicacies, Queen Elizabeth II, and odd things to get arrested for are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, June 7-13: Fried Coleslaw Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Return of the King
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Victims are angry and upset that burglars stole their saffron. Quite rightly
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Bronx Times)
 
 
 
It's the safest possible time to go into an Italian-food coma in the middle of Arthur Avenue
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five ways to support black-owned businesses: 'It's not rocket science'
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