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Fri July 03, 2020
(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
Eureka man busted for possession of over 10,000 pounds of illegal fireworks. Neighborhood dogs seen nodding in approval
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Werner Herzog's new project looks at the business of rented relatives. It is both fiction and nonfiction, scripted and reality, as is life. Soon we die
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS Secretary Alex Azar, as you would expect during a Pandemic, has been a very busy man lately, visiting hospitals, announcing awards, new initiatives, etc. Strangely however, he seems to only be going to major media markets in battleground states
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
America needs to stop honoring slave traders and start honoring chefs who fed millions of soldiers during WW2. Tear down Columbus, raise up Chef Boyardee
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The sentient klan hood controlling Tucker Carlson warns the left is trying to cancel Columbus day and replace it with Juneteenth. OH THE HORROR, THE HORROR
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airbus tells 15,000 to hit the bricks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beavers returned for the first time in 400 years to a UK estate to help with flood control are really getting busy
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a giraffe you might soon have a chance as the Oakland Zoo may end up having a going out of business sale
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The time has come for you to ask yourself, "Am I abusing my mayonnaise privileges?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rex Banner busted some blind tiger jerking suds on the side
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senators mull replacing Columbus Day with Juneteenth as a federal holiday. Wait, what?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
George W Bush: Welcome to the Deep State
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With the possible exception of a few businesses, most Canadians have realized that "not having to deal with Americans in our country because of the pandemic" is a feature, not a bug
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Jr: "It's not 'too complicated to wear a mask.'" I'm Eric too busy eating paste to comment
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business demands Trump attack Biden for proposing the ludicrous idea that rich people should pay more taxes
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Taichi sweep the Golden☆Aces? Can SHO beat his 2nd-straight LIJ member? Did BUSHI remember to bring his mask? Round 2 of NEW JAPAN CUP 2020 concludes @ 6:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle warns Democrats not to mess with the filibuster rule if they win control of the chamber in November, as he would never do such a thing
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Not news: County commissioners designate Juneteenth as a holiday. News: And stops recognizing Columbus Day as a holiday. Fark: Franklin County Ohio, where Columbus Ohio is located
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Welcome to NY, NJ and CT unless you are from one of the 16 states listed in the article
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Obama, Clinton, Bush, and Carter show respect and honor for Negro League's 100th anniversary. However there seems to be one person missing. One particular White House resident that didn't. Hmmmmm...wonder why?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Adult poRn star shows her 'O' face after filming sex scene after getting caught on a bus without face mask. Police now looking for her about breaking coronavirus regulations, something on the side (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The good Ghostbusters is returning to theaters and drive-ins on July 1st
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three reasons why so many career diplomats, soldiers and spies have kept silent while watching President Trump abuse his office: Calculation, Cowardice, Complicity
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans are so busy avoiding masks they're avoiding the news, too
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Fri June 26, 2020
(University of British Colombia)
 
 
 
Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Axe-throwing business reopens with free sessions for frontline workers, who unfortunately won't be allowed to throw them at people not wearing masks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The so-called cyanide bomb was not the work of some rogue actor or terrorist cell. It had been installed by a federal employee on official business." "The US government put (it) 350ft from my house, and killed my dog and poisoned my child"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seat belts, everyone. Elizabeth Banks to play Miss Frizzle in live-action "Magic School Bus" movie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I are trying to get pregnant; I am deeply worried about what my parents could do to my potential future child. They verbally and emotionally abused me about my weight; I was in Weight Watchers at 6. Ban them or establish boundaries?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond Green thinks college athletics need to be busted up like a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals
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Thu June 25, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've read the excerpts, you've seen the interviews, now you can experience this year's political blockbuster as you've never HEARD it before: set to music. Audible presents Michael Bolton sings John Bolton's "The Room Where It Happened"
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
New bourbon called "The Healer," is in tribute to guitarist Dimebag Darrell. WARNING: May contain Anthrax
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Son quits after Ma leaves. Appalachian histrionics or Asian big business? Why not both?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd says 'Ghostbusters: Afterlife' will "honorably represent" the collection of spores, molds, and fungus
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Mexican entrepreneurs invent way to fashion vegan leather from cactus, such that goods feature buttery smooth texture and flexibility. Don't question their business plan, they get kinda prickly
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
It's by no means definitive, but here's a decent starting point for nongovernmental sources of financial aid for small businesses
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Barr commits to being busy mowing his lawn on July 28th
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK dockworker busted with over 1 kg of blow and plenty of cash. Also, apparently kilos are now being branded at the factory
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby giraffe born at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay (pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pilot programme allows Chinese residents to check if their partner has a history of domestic abuse before getting married. However, you must provide your ID as well as the ID of your future spouse. Because that conversation should go smoothly
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Sad: You are a sheriff's deputy killed in the line of duty. Sadder: You are killed by an active duty Air Force member in an ambush. Saddest: Your protest signs were written by a Fark headline submitter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"I received the (PPP) loan, I'm going out of business, now what happens to my loan liability?"
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(Tobago Road)
 
 
 
"Columbus actually reached America before his voyages." whatthefarkamireading.jpg
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The wheels on the MAGA bus are coming off
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump admin: Barr can't honor subpoena because he's too busy fighting coronavirus. Dr. Fauci: *pauses while testifying in the house* How's that again?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Disturbing' texts between Oregon police and far-right group prompt business as usual
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Delta Air Lines confirms 500 employees test positive for COVID-19, at least 10 have died. United Airlines too busy throwing people off planes to comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My mom is an independent contractor and lost most of her business during the pandemic; I worry her mental health is deteriorating and she needs help. How can I get her to accept this?"
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Investment firm decides to move its billion-dollar business to Phoenix because of ongoing "cultural unrest" in the city of Seattle. Bazillion dollar unicorn farm besieged by antifa supersoldiers to follow shortly
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, SDNY just indicted a US Army private for planning a neo-nazi themed ambush of his fellow unit
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(Hefty Smurf)
 
 
 
Man and six other 'smurfs' charged in meth bust. Papa Smurf inconsolable
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Small and medium businesses are feeling the brunt of lockdown pain, but then again, they're not getting multi-$billion bailouts for their stonk prices and execs either
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Sun June 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The pandemic has made one thing abundently clear: Nursing homes, along with every other American business "struggling" to find workers need to pay a living wage to employees, including comprehensive health care
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this busy mom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Petition to rename Columbus, OH to Flavortown is capital T Tasty
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Some Infectious Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the 'BioVYZR' into some New Age setting, like planes, trains, buses, group activites
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch will pay Drew $20,000 to exercise
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five ways to support black-owned businesses: 'It's not rocket science'
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Watercoolers are good for business
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon hopes it's found a new blockbuster franchise with Phoebe and her Unicorn
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will the government keep the Small Business Loan program going?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will Norwich make a move to get out of the drop zone? Will the Saints further ascend up the standings? Can JoMo get a win at home for Spurs against his old club? See how the buses park, starting at 1:00 PM ET. This is your Friday EPL Discussion Thread
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monkey muffins. Curmudgeon upset that sports players curse. Hell bells, that's a busload of bushwah horse hockey, bless his heart
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bus from the film Into The Wild no longer into the wild. Pearl Jam most likely working on a song
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
The Bush Fire is not what you think it is. Also, it has become the largest wildfire in the U.S
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Oatmeal)
 
 
 
Now seems like a good time to remind people that The Oatmeal has a plan to replace Columbus Day
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First Hitler, now this half-naked bus attack. It's a troubling country
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
It's the Fark News Livestream today at 5:30pm eastern Hoooooly crap it's been a busy couple of days. Odds are you missed some or most of what we'll be talking about. All the important stuff plus a surprising amount of news-related flatulence
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK has fined the London branch of Germany's Commerzbank $47mil for failing to prevent money laundering. That's just the cost of doing business these days. Just ask DeutscheBank
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(Politico)
 
 
 
California capitol will have its Christopher Columbus statue discover the trash heap after 137 years
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
So it turns out mass transit doesn't spread Covid-19 so enjoy the super clean subway cars while you can
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Researchers have uncovered a Russian misinformation campaign across multiple platforms which started in 2014. Twitler must've seemed like a gift from a heavenly babushka
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
White Americans are increasingly likely to say businesses should open up, even if it puts people's lives at risk. Black & Latino Americans: "We've been trapped in here with you nutjobs for 400 years, why should we expect anything different now"
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
The kringle - serious business
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ posts new rules for personal care businesses to reopen next week: no walk-ins, screening required, rectal temperature checks, no magazines, blood of your first born, no handcuffs, no nose picking
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: goat yoga. New squeeness: baby monkey goat gymnastics
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Is Ghostbusters 2 the link between Ozark and Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some of those small business PPP loans went to members of Congress, and it's unknown how they spent the money
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Fed printing money for government. New hotness: Fed printing money for corporations
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Are liability waivers for employees and customers the new normal in business? And what's going to be (inevitably) buried in the legalese?
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
At age 80, Peter Bogdanovich's last picture might be his documentary on Buster Keaton, another Hollywood filmmaking genius who irreversibly farked up his career. "He has carried on, much as Keaton strung together the last decades of his life"
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Ben Gurion Airport closes its smoking booths it's serious business
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Nitpicking Cub and Cardinal fans criticize McGwire/Sosa documentary "Long Gone Summer" for intercutting anachronistic recent shots of Wrigley Field and the new Busch Stadium. Next they'll investigate if batting gloves switched between cuts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nonessential businesses in the UK opened for the first time in three months, and as these photos show, shoppers were eager to get inside Primark, spend their money, and start the second wave of Coronavirus
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, they finally found the bus full of antifa. And crusty jugglers
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, they finally found the bus full of antifa. And crusty jugglers
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Sat June 13, 2020
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
10-year-old opens driveway candy shop inside renovated, pop-up camper. Police to come bust it up for not having proper permits in 5...4...3...2
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee House of Representatives votes to keep historical bust of Ku Klux Klan leader on display in State Capitol, arguing it's been there since 1978
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Thu June 11, 2020
(WUWM Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee police are burning through so much tear gas that they may not have enough to make a serious run at Mayor Daley's human rights abuse record by the time the Democratic National Convention rolls around in August
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PayPal pledges over $500mil to support minority-owned U.S. businesses, saying the funds should be there by the end of the next business day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration stole $511 billion that should have gone to small businesses
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Red Sox issued a response to Torii Hunter's claims of racial abuse at Fenway Park: 'This is real.' Having lived there I can assure you that Boston is the most racist city in the country
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Hospital tries new plan to drum up business by dropping window from 20th floor
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old & busted: dating while herpes positive. New hotness: dating, working, traveling while COVID-19 antibody positive
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Tell your mom to get ready to be busy
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Maryland Lawmakers would like to replace the existing bust of one MD-born Supreme Court justice currently on display in the US Capitol's Statuary Hall with another, swapping Roger Taney, author the "Dredd Scott" decision, with, say Thurgood Marshall
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DOJ decision on Flynn is "gross abuse of power", says N.S. Sherlock
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
SC seeing huge spike in coronavirus cases after businesses reopened, so the governor decides to do the irresponsible thing : "The governor has no intention of reinstating restrictions on businesses"
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with the Wednesday Fark News Livestream at 7pm Eastern. This week has been so busy most folks missed the aliens trying to contact us. Only partly kidding, that and more at 7pm
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Those bus wheels are getting closer and closer to William Barr
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus statue gets beheaded overnight in Boston. Cue the "Simpsons Already Did It" plotline
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nine out of ten Americans say the pandemic can reset 'business as usual' with only one in four saying that the current form of capitalism benefits society, apparently unaware that this isn't even Capitalism's final form
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush and USC may be associating with each other soon
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus discovers lake bed
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
No business, no food .... No justice, no peace ... No business, no .... Hot dogs, get yer hot dogs ... Water, I got water. It's a long walk to Brooklyn and you need to stay hydrated
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted analog: rent-a-soldiers. New digital hotness: email-hacking cyber mercenaries
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cops request help identifying victims of police abuse. So they can arrest them. Good luck with that, guys. Your political capital balance is currently running a deficit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Land Commissioner George P. Bush (R-son of Jeb) voted for Trump in 2016 and says he will vote for Trump again in November. "President Trump is the only thing standing between America and socialism. It's clear, Republican policies are working"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Baby Yoda. New hotness: Baby Darth Maul
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
But I came here for an argument! OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! (NSFW language)
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Give me your tired, your abusers, Your huddled asses yearning to break skulls, The wretched refuse of your policing force
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
🎵The wheels on the bus go over Kushner, over Kushner, over Kushner🎵
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Airbnb is back in business, with bookings up vs last year
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
University of Iowa football stadium and football statue vandalized after reports of systemic racism and abuse from the program came to light over the weekend
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Finally a tactic that may end the abuse of power in our time
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Sorry, folks. This iconic Spokane, WA, second-hand store is closing after 74 years in business. White Elephant out front shoulda told ya
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SpaceX to the ISS. New Hotness: Northrop Grumman's lunar studio apartments
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So how does Antifa bus service compare to Greyhound and Megabus?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Brexit negotiations deadlocked, little time left to reach an agreement, UK businesses completely unprepared for no deal. Yes, again
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Where are all the good cops?" Well Timmy, you should read about Adrian Schoolcraft, a good cop who reported corruption in the NYPD and was rewarded with harassment and abuse from the brass and coworkers before being illegally institutionalized
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Old and busted: GOP officials claiming Coronavirus is a hoax designed to make Trump look bad. New hotness: GOP officials claiming George Floyd's killing is a hoax designed to make Trump look bad
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GM's now planning an electric van for business users in an effort to short-circuit Elon
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Some coaches believe the NCAA is out-of-touch with the schools. Congress is a bit busy to intervene and help out. Some still believe in the collegiate model as it is
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hiding your Iranian business operations after your CFO (and founder's daughter) is deeply linked to the country it is not exactly the actions of an above-board company, is it, Huawei?
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Old and busted: working your way through college as a stripper. New and hot: working your way through college writing dinosaur erotica. (NSFW if your boss isn't into dinoporn)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Minnesota authorities: When our Director of Public Safety said we were using "contact tracing" on arrested protesters, he was...err.."being metaphorical" and CERTAINLY not implying we are abusing new surveillance tech developed for Covid-19, no sir
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Senators who voted to allow President Trump to abuse his power said nothing as he abused his power
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former GW Bush administration members form super PAC to support...Biden?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bingo. Serious business
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Businesses can build trust with consumers by unlocking data about their practices." Oh Canada, don't ever change
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Say, what did happen to most of the bailout that was supposed to help the small businesses? It went into the pocket of the Deputy Treasury Secretary
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
For those of you planning ahead, it looks like July or August's major 2020 issue will be hurricanes as the season is off to a busy start
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Noting that his bad reputation of being racist, misogynist, anti-gay, a sexual predator, a drug-abuser, a thief, and an embezzler couldn't be further tarnished, judge throws out Lenny Dyskstra's libel suit against Ron Darling. Nailed it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Grand Bazaar, cafes open and flights resume as everybody's business opens for the Turks
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Sun May 31, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Think not living in an HOA protects you from busybody neighbors, think again
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(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Baseless accusations. New Hotness: Baseless houses. Look, I'm quarantined and it's hard to think up a decent headline OK
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Drug dealers are going corporate. Why yes, the Business tag seems totally appropriate, and the Interesting tag barely beat out the ironic tag. No, subby is not talking about Big Pharma
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Small business owners: Can we reopen so we can pay our rents? Governor: No. Well can we at least delay our rent payments? No. So fark us? Yes
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis small business owner: "Let my building burn, Justice needs to be served, put those officers in jail"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Conway must really enjoy that couch, throwing shade at his succubus wife and her boss in one fell swoop
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: the ice cream man. New shelter-in-place coolness: the Margarita Man
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Megabus to resume mega accidents to and from NYC, Philadelphia, Baltimore, and Washington on June 1
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of NJ businesses prepared to go rouge if they are not allowed to open by June 1, except for Frenchtown where businesses will go moulin rouge
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Messy desks might help neat-freaks be more creative. SO LAY OFF, YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE JERKFACE. I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS HERE
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gary Busey says, I passed away after I had brain surgery. Then I came back. Explains alot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R-IA) is the new Susan Collins (R-ME), constantly concerned at Trump's abuses of power
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia wants the world to know it has NOT sent military personnel to Libya. They're still not busy in Crimea and Syria, among being idle nowhere else
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Jimmie Johnson show up with a legal car? (No.) Is Kyle Busch tired from racing yet? (Also, no.) It's the Alsco 500K from Charlotte, live on FS1 at 8 PM EDT
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
"Bath & Body Works had a strong quarter. Its online sales grew 85% over last year. It expects its sanitizer products to grow into a $300 million business this year, up from $100 million last year." So it's a PERFECT time to close 50 stores
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To shine a light on struggling restaurants, hospitality businesses and nonprofits amid the coronavirus pandemic, Times Square billboards to go
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Having a shoe fetish is old and busted, having a flip-flop fetish that makes you steal 100 pairs from the neighbors homes to use in randy romps with yourself is the new weirdness
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(Courier Herald)
 
 
 
Washington State city of Enumclaw demands to be allowed to reopen, citing low infection counts, failing businesses, and all those horses going unmolested
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"I think we're gonna walk away from this pandemic realizing that the adult industry is an essential business . . . and nobody can argue with it at this point, because that's what's helping people cope and survive"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
General Electric's stock surges after it sells its lighting business. Let that sink in
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has a plan for all that Bud Light that expired in coronavirus shutdowns; sells entire stock to Coors Brewing Company for relabeling
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Afghan government to set 900 prisoners free, although some critics suggest it's probably just some kind of doorbuster scam to get people into their store
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Paul Feig has finally determined why his Ghostbusters reboot was so terribly received
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese man busted after swimming across Imperial moat to reach palace grounds, didn't even get to learn if princess was in another castle
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to that field filled with giant crumbling heads of our past presidents, particularly that bust of Lincoln with a gaping hole in the back of his head
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chinese company accuses US of 'politicizing business,' claims its kettles are all black
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New York launches "Closing The Barn Door After The Horses Got Out" loan program aimed at small businesses that had enough cash on hand to get through the past ten weeks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: trampoline in your garden after high winds. New hotness: illuminated bed stuck to the side of your house
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apocalypses require an ultimate off-road bus
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apocalypses require an ultimate off-road bus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In news that is surprising to no one, most of the publicly traded companies kept the loans meant for small businesses
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
After stabbing Sessions in the back and throwing him under the bus, Trump feels the need to drive over him a few more times and hide some cutlery in his shoulder blades
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delivery of draft beer growlers keeps pizza chain in business. New rule: Any law that is waived during an "emergency" is a law that needs to be repealed in all situations
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Man spends 32 seconds videotaping the breach of the Edenville Dam in Mid-Michigan. The reason the video isn't longer is because he was too busy trying to find out if anyone was calling 911
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(Medium)
 
 
 
How Red Lobster discovered that offering Americans all-you-can-eat crab legs might not be as brilliant a business plan as you'd think
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay, when we said your hand sanitizer might spontaneously combust, we meant to say it won't spontaneously combust
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Reprimand your drunk brother for creating a ruckus? Serious business
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Special Olympics to race in Forza 7. Somehow Kyle Busch will enter and win as usual
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
With no live concert business to rely on, K-pop agency charges $27 to see boy band's 2-hour performance livestreamed from colorful room with crowd noise and fan interaction. 75,000 fans buy first-ever paid concert conducted exclusively online
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Almonds. New & hot: Pistachios. Either way, its nuts
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
What World of Warcraft could have taught the world about pandemics. Trolls still want Orgrimmar open for business (NSFW language)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret to close 250 stores while going bust
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
How long before Amazon corners the meth-by-mail business, putting small mom-and-pop meth-by-mail-order operations out of business?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The brilliant new business model to save Harley Davidson: stop selling so many Harley Davidsons
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
"JFC you Bernie or Busters, quit your stupid BS bashing of Democrats and help us win the country back from these corrupt fascists." Signed: A) Clintonistas? B) Biden Bros? or C) Senator B. Sanders (I-Vermont)?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Northern NY man keeps police busy with his four day work week as a career criminal
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Small businesses will have to shut down for good despite all those loans
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Wed May 20, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Tiger King bus at White House to request pardon for Joe Exotic. We've reached the pay per view portion of this circus folks
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(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
Owner of 'Mirror Bus' arrested for stalking, harassment, suspicion of being a member of the notorious Champion City gang, the Red Eyes
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old & busted, literally: cooking meth. New hotness: Trump fans attempting to cook up their own hydroxycholoquine
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bane masks are big business
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Officials find lots of drugs/ Meth, heroin and fentanyl/ They made a rate/ It's the largest bust to date/ On this... Burma Raid
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Fraud Consulting: Serious business
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Rain is in the forecast, so tonight's Buschfiniwide Toyota 200 from Darlington now starts at 6:00 PM Eastern on FS1
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Paychex sees 'early signs' of stabilization in its business while yours remains DOA
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Thanks to the state GOP, Missouri will once again be the only state in America without an opioid abuse tracing program
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC is likely to start reopening in early June. Mayor deBlasio hoping tourists will come and visit to look at dark theaters, closed museums, out of business restaurants and stores, and fenced off parks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content to wait, Pompeo throws himself under that crowded bus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's almost like giving $3 trillion to big business and expecting them to take care of workers while saving the economy isn't working out
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is Ben Sasse A) about to tell his sponsor he fell off the wagon, B) Jim Jordan's stunt double, or C) modeling the Jim Cramer business casual line at Kohl's?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Barry Bennell busted for buggery, bending-over, banging boy's bums
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My abusive ex-husband, despite my successful blocking of his phone number, email, Facebook, and other social media, tracked me down with a new email to ask how I was handling quarantine. I haven't spoken to him in years. Should I answer?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French sex expert reveals her tips to women during the pandemic, including using sex as a stress buster
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
How do you get passed up for a promotion to a senior position in the Trump White House? Having worked for Jeb Bush four years ago will do it, after a premature non-announcement
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Pompeo feels the short-fingered shove on his back and lands under a very bloody bus
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham busted for operating illicit salon
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Fri May 15, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Mr. MiTB, Otis, drops in on Miz TV. Queen Charlotte returns now that Becky's busy elsewhere & will the roster protest Sami being stripped of the I.C. title by sandbagging the I.C. title tourney? It all happens at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Bet the driver wishes this business had opened its doors sooner! Subby works for this Fire Department
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Business up top. Party down below. Japan creates the pajamullet for your video conferencing needs
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(AOPA)
 
 
 
5G may be busy plotting pandemics but still finds time for its side gig threatening the GPS navigation of aircraft
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yetis, Roswell, spontaneous combustion, bigfeet: X-files or Robert Stack's greatest unsolved hits?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Morans hoarding up TP & hand sanitizer. New Hotness: Morans hoarding up Listerine
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Queens diner starts up makeshift drive-in theater to drum up business. No word if they're showing 'Contagion', 'Outbreak', or 'The Andromeda Strain'
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Your neck and back from WFH on your couch
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(DW)
 
 
 
The airliner storage business is busting out all over
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Wed May 13, 2020
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
The latest legal excuse for opening your business in violation of a quarantine: freedom of religion, and equal protection under the 14th Amendment
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: do not taunt the dynamite monkey. New arrestedness: do not taunt the FBI with bomb threats over Twitter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite a $115M endowment, think tank thinks there wouldn't be a problem with the $8 million federal small-business loan they received
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas decided to open businesses earlier than recommended. Let's see how that's turning out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soooo can you guess which governor's coronavirus response is the least popular amongst their constituents ? Hint: Cadet Bone Spur gave his coronavirus response a thumbs up, then immediately used both hands to toss him under the bus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate to resume business on critical matters: Hunter Biden
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(SoraNews24)
 
Boobies
 
Conflicted: Pennywise as a busty anime girl
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
NYC officials proposed using streets, curbs and sidewalks for businesses to open up for socially distant dining and drinking, making it easier for panhandlers to talk to people
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Food trucks in Rhode Island navigating through pandemic, ask Department of Business Regulation to allow reformatting Food Truck Friday for new era of social distancing
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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(10daily)
 
 
 
Queensland restaurant owner uses his heads to create the illusion of a busy establishment
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
VW introduces a cooler Microbus that's (slightly) more affordable than the original
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson reveals he's been diagnosed with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease that not even an Aqualuing can cure
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Is there no end to the oppression and outright business tyranny perpetrated on the restaurant going public, where are my cheddar bicuits
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
IRS: Look People, you will get your "emergency" stimulus check, eventually, and it might be less than you were expecting, but you'll just have to deal with it as we're awfully busy delivering these pallets of cash to Fortune 500 companies
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber decides the best way to become more profitable is to buy a money losing food delivery business
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mabel needs to focus more on the business at hand during the company Zoom meetings:
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was quarantined with my abuser but got out and fled to a shelter. Now, I have Covid-19"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: The Man comes around for MiTB winner, the Empress of Tomorrow. Edge still has business with a Viper & The Street Profits need some version of "the smoke" they are better at than the Viking Raiders. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pokemon GO to the polls. New and still busted: Joenite
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Microsoft finally develops a feature to block the scourge of Reply-All-Abuse
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(Radio New Zealand)
 
 
 
New Zealand to exit lockdown, allow admittance on party business
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop this black-throated bushtit
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(Classic FM)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Guitar flamethrower. New Hotness: Trombone flamethrower
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
ProTip: Police hot on your tail? Remember when you duck into that bush .... do not cut wind
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Dead dogs, child abuse and an ice cream sundae in the sky. It's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF, DIT
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(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
My fellow Americans, we are in a relationship with a malignant narcissist. "Never forget: the time when an abuse victim is leaving an abusive relationship can be one of the most dangerous points in the abuse cycle"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's friends are as bad at business as he is
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Businesses sue to end shut down saying there is no epidemic in Maine
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Sat May 09, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Abusing my position [NSFW language]
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Fri May 08, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Neanderthal Man. New hotness: Neanderthal Aquaman
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mainstream payday lenders see a golden opportunity to get into the murky small business loan racket
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Spring's old and busted: hoarding toilet paper. Summer's new hotness: hoarding Baby Yoda cereal
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Bored with weathering the Covid-19 pandemic relatively unscathed, Monterey business leaders formulate a plan to reinvigorate infection rates. The tourist dollars must flow. Now GBTW, you wheezing service-industry plebs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump now seeking overseas funding to bail out his businesses. Bonus: Eric Trump says it's about helping ordinary people out of work, not the business itself
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Thu May 07, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan official who attended anti-lockdown rally gets busted for shoplifting and blames the lockdown
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Christie's Bridgegate accomplices have convictions thrown out because "federal fraud statutes at issue do not criminalize all deception, corruption, abuse of power"
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Vans is giving back to a number of small businesses, tries to make up for its checkered past
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Police rescue ducklings caught in busy intersection. When asked for a statement, the ducks asked, "Hey...got any grapes?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell Insists on screwing sick workers by protecting businesses from liability for them getting sick. Unsurprisingly, people have a problem with this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm literally the worst businessman who ever lived. How can I help?
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Amazon gets into the Chris Pratt business
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Much like your waistline, the bus-eating sinkhole in Pittsburgh has gotten larger during the lockdown
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
A Dallas salon owner will lose seven days of freedumbs after refusing to apologize for opening her business in defiance of countywide restrictions
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Businesses touting Coronavirus conspiracy theories involving 5G are using Facebook to sell EMF products. It's so unbelievable
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
And the first fraud charges are filed on PPP loan applicants: suspects "allegedly claimed to "have dozens of employees earning wages at four different business entities when, in fact, there were no employees working for any of the businesses,"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pro-plague astroturfing isn't taking root as the vast majority of Americans still want businesses to be closed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
To restart its economy, Germany's Bavaria planning a tourism busch this month
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The only immunity in Utah? Businesses can no longer be sued by employees and customers that get exposed to Covid19 on their property
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Feds to roll back infection control in nursing homes. Throw Mama Under the Bus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember "desk-hoteling" and "open office" plans that many tech businesses and the federal government insisted were the wave of the future for workspace? In a post Covid-19 world those are clearly going to be a thing of the past
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Wang hopes to crowd source his way to Buster, but admits he isn't very good at promotion
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Many businesses have seen sales drop to zero since Covid-19 started. The National Apartment Association wants you to know that May rent collections will be down 8 percent. Cue the tiny violins, but not too loud; I can hear you through the wall
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You can thank former President George W. Bush for exposing the current president's greatest failure
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What is the deal with "post show business?" Who are the ad wizards who came up with that one?
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Sun May 03, 2020
(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, yes, you can still take a Greyhound bus
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(Newsflare)
 
 
 
In most places, cars usually drive in a straight line down the highway, but not in Florida
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President George W. Bush posts message of hope and damn it, who started cutting onions in here?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GrubHub apparently learned their business practices from the check-cashing "loan" industry
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Today is World Naked Gardening Day. Now who's ready to get out and trim some bushes?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Extortion: 2; Law. the crime of obtaining money or some other thing of value by the abuse of one's office or authority
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Assuming you've already deep into your own "appetizers," Taco Bell jumps into the home meal kit business
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that settles that, now let's get on to the business at hand
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie sex workers push to be considered an 'essential service', say everyone needs a little push push in the bush, even in these coronavirus times
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Two thirds of NYC's small business relief has gone to Manhattan even though more small businesses are in the outer boroughs
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(KHQA Quincy)
 
 
 
Not news: Governor of Illinois issues "stay-at-home" order. News: Is questioned about someone notable violating it. Fark: It's his wife, gone to Florida. Double Fark: Tells reporters to mind their business
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Lord of the documentary Ken Burns slams The Last Dance for being in thrall to Michael Jordan's production company. "That's not the way you do good journalism... and it's certainly not the way you do good history, my business"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes time away from his busy workday to have a meeting on extraterrestrials: "People are saying they're seeing UFOs. Do I believe it? Not particularly." After hearing that, subby has never been more sure that UFOs are real
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman's verdict on pubic hair oil after rubbing it on her yoni during coronavirus lockdown means we might be going back to the 70s and is one of the reasons the "full bush" is growing back (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who's the hardest working man in show business during the Covid-19 lockdowns? You guessed it, Matthew McConaughey
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
HOA of multi-million dollar beach houses gets $1 million forgivable loan from the Small Business Administration's new Paycheck Protection Program as a nonprofit organization
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Amazon helping out 32 small businesses, each with fewer than 500 workers employed
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Be kind rewind as the last Blockbuster keeps taking care of business during this pandemic
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Man busted for taking his fish on a walk during pandemic trying to take advantage of a rule allowing pet owners to leave their homes so that their pets can relieve themselves
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Busted
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Meet the 'Modern Milkman, who will deliver milk to your house and his business is booming during the pandemic
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nathan's Famous will return the $1.2 million it received as a federal small business rescue loan. Did any of these go to small businesses?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
First Kobe caused the coronavirus spread, now the Lakers have to return 4.6 million in loans intended for small businesses. I Love LA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Regular guy Joe Biden looks to lose the big business, big banks donor money with new stimulus bailout: 'This is second time we've bailed their asses out'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Artist's 40-minute artistic film of movie posters and celebrity stills with a full-length cover version of Dark Side Of The Moon, its lyrics rewritten to lament the failure of her parents' business selling those materials out of a warehouse
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian businesses facing disaster are getting no help from the Kremlin, raising the specter of massive social unrest which of course has never caused problems in Russia
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Black business owners are struggling to get small business loans because of course they are
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Dr. Deborah Birx passes Trump's loyalty test on CNN. Subby is sure Trump will reward that by throwing her under the bus extra gently once her time has come
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Who are the essential workers? The worker bees who HAVE to go to work to keep everything running? It's not just doctors and nurses. It's also bus drivers and grocery store clerks and pizza delivery guys and garbagemen and
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these buses
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan group of congressman recognize suffering of important small business and demand bailout for ... payday lenders?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Catfishing to get a date. New Hotness: Catfishing to commit a federal crime
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar can see his reflection in the chrome bumper of Trump's "I Don't Take Responsibility At All" tour bus
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The GOP is busing protestors to "grassroots" "reopen" rallies in other cities. Orders being taken now for 2020 Spontaneous Totally Grassroots Reopen Rally Tour T-shirts
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton stock up 6% on news that more homebound men are abusing their wives
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House considering legal immunity for businesses who get their workers and customers infected with coronavirus
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Beach party in Nebraska busted. Citations issued for alcohol not for lack of social distancing. Wait, Nebraska has beaches?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Gallant the 203-employee "small" business owner turns down the $4.5 million PPP loan he obtained. "It just didn't feel right. The value of our loan would help dozens of truly small businesses and hundreds of their employees survive economically"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goofus the 350-employee "small" business owner brags he's a billionaire, gloats that he got his $4 million PPP loan ahead of mom-and-pop shlubs. "I didn't deny their loans. We didn't prevent those small companies from getting their money"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Black leaders say reopening Georgia is an attack on people of color...it's no coincidence that the businesses being reopened -- including barbershops, nail salons and churches -- are communal gathering places for black residents"
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Small Business Administration has a plan to ensure that it can actually start helping small businesses: Ask big corporations to pretty please with sugar on top give back all those stimulus funds they should never have received in the first place
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is "Eminem in the song Stan," says Trevor Noah
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
The bus went down to Georgia, looking for a governor to drive over
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Georgia business owners give opinions about whether they're ready to 'open back up'. TL;DR: FARK no
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Clapped-out tour bus destined for the scrapyard versus tree. GO. Skip to 15:00 for the carnage
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
When in doubt about whether to reopen your business or not, wait for a tweet from the twit. Sooner or later he will tweet something that says go ahead before he tweets the opposite
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Many hospitals are going to go out of business because of the coronavirus, here's just one that's losing $1 million a day and is furloughing 575 employees for up to 60 days
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We told you don't vote for the guy that bankrupts his businesses for sport
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Whack-a-mole. New hotness: Remove-a-mole
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Set of closely-watched business surveys show the scale of Europe's looming coronavirus recession: "Are we farked? Yes ☑ No ☐"
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(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Ugly ass baby gorilla born at Columbus Zoo
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