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Tue July 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So was the camo meant to blend in with... the big white building? The sea of red hats? Or maybe he's just really bad at soap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wizard-themed pub 'The Splintered Wand' set to open, offering a place for people to get together, enjoy a drink, and play with each other's wands
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Mon July 26, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Facebook is building its own 'village' in the Bay Area, which will include a supermarket, pharmacy, cafes, and a 'town square' where anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, and insurrectionists will have free reign to accost all passers-by
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Amazon continues on their path to total global domination. Just wait until they start building AI-controlled mobile trash compactors and luxury space liners
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
I'm sure it's not the first time "Holy Mother of God" was uttered in that building
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Fri July 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist pleads guilty. The one who filmed Ashli Babbit shove her way to the front to crawl through the window and get shot
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four hikers in the Grand Canyon were struck by lightning. Grand Canyon trifecta in play
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Wed July 21, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Construction worker crushed by bank vault said to be recovering, significantly shorter
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Voting to remove the Nathan Bedford Forrest bust at the Tennessee State Building Commission is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you'll get
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Couple ransacks, robs dollar store. No word on where they plan to retire with $27 worth of stolen treasure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We heard you like yachts, so we're building a 99 meter long yacht that has docking bays for two smaller yachts
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Tue July 20, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Cop catches people jumping from burning building. No word on what he charged them with
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Mon July 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Considering buying a condo that has a long history of steady, relatively moderate condo fees? RUN! Run like the wind away from that deal, the building is a potential deathtrap!
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When he's not busily disappointing his wife, Ben Shapiro is hard at work building a Facebook Empire of Outrage that in May had more user engagement than the New York Times, Washington Post, NBC News, and CNN combined
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Mysterious ruined villa shows up on tropical El Salvador beach. No word from the natives if there were ghost pirates on board when it landed ashore
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russia starts building giant icebreakers since they can't carry on a normal conversation
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Wed July 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats defy arrest threats after fleeing to D.C., Gov. Abbott says they should have gone to Cancun like a proper Texas Republican
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville to demolish unfinished eyesore high-rise condo where a construction worker died in 2008. Residents unsure how this differs from the rest of Downtown
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville to demolish unfinished eyesore high-rise condo where a construction worker died in 2008. Residents unsure how this differs from the rest of Downtown
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
And God said, "Fark this bar in particular." Subby met the now ex Mrs. Subby here, and they're both sad to see it reportedly get hit by lightning
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
"That's a nice George Floyd mural you have there. It would be a shame if the lightning from this coming storm destroyed it"
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Tue July 13, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
Boobies
 
Multiple fire, police, and volunteer crews working to rescue naked woman wedged between 2 buildings. Fire captain confirms she is naked
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
I'll take a mulligan
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like we have about nine years to start building our own arks
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
FBI is looking for Evan Neumann, last seen January 6 in the US Capitol building wearing a gas mask and assaulting police
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Every beginning student of Japanese vocabulary wonders why 25-sqm condo inside ferroconcrete housing complex is called a "mansion." Blame it on the 60s and translation dictionaries poorly used by Japan's real estate developers to sell units
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania building a nuclear-powered cryptocurrency mining server farm
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Smart: parking under a roof to avoid hail damage. Fark: getting in a multi car pileup to avoid hail damage
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
New bat exhibit at the zoo is so popular that 180 people are getting treated for rabies to celebrate
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
It was wise to not taunt the dynamite office building for the last 26 years
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Sat July 10, 2021
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can El Desperado avoid defeat at the hands of El Bone Soldier? Will ZSJ & Taichi send a message to LIJ ahead of their tag title bout? Are fans allowed in the building? SUMMER STRUGGLE in SAPPORO: Day 1 starts @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Thu July 08, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woz approves of being allowed to go in and oil or replace the bits of Steve Jobs that have spun so hard they broke
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sure, a piece of the hotel fell onto the boardwalk, but we took a look and everything's cool. However... maybe we'll take another look just to be sure
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sure, a piece of the hotel fell onto the boardwalk, but we took a look and everything's cool. However... maybe we'll take another look just to be sure
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Wed July 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer reprimanded for idiotic condo-collapse lawsuit
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will the Inner Circle collapse before the Pinnacle? Can Andrade avoid imploding against Matt Sydal? Do Jericho & MJF spend the evening arguing over building codes? LIVE from MIAMI, AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Historic hidden folly uncovered in suburban garden. Hidden tomfoolery and caper still awaiting discovery
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Largest turd ever' forces part of York pub to close"
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Tue July 06, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Catholic Church used "best efforts" to fundraise the $25 million required to compensate Residential School survivors - only paid out $3.9 million. But they did raise $292 million in that same period to upgrade their church buildings, so...good?
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Irish God of Fire uses lightning at coffin makers building to test out products for crematorium
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to be a troglodyte?
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hero firefighter deserves better days
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Fri July 02, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Make way and open the door for ducklings trying to get into the library
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Fire District building damaged in fire. First responders were prompt, embarrassed
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(Central Missouri)
 
 
 
It's not really the 4th of July weekend until someone decides to shoot fireworks at a Taco Bell. Live Más
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Building pancake-collapses in an area of the country known for asshattery. This is not a repeat
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Thu July 01, 2021
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
"What, am I going to get fired over this?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clippers owner Steve Ballmer says leading an organization requires getting in the weight room. But how would he know?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We're sorry that we let the building fall down, but please listen to our spin doctors
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Trump won't cancel FL rally and keep the state focus on the Surfside building disaster, because those 150+ very-crushed-to-death-people are like 3 WHOLE HOURS away from Sarasota
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
LAPD seizes 5000 pounds of Illegal commercial-grade fireworks and IEDs that blow up in a catastrophic explosion instead of the well-contained detonation they'd planned. With video of the big boom that injured at least 16 people and damaged buildings
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Wed June 30, 2021
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
What to do if you have an argument with your neighbor? Let's ask J.J. Walker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Quivers in my bathroom. I got the shakes down my hallway. The tremors in my bedroom. Shakin' all over
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Six relics of forgotten fast-food dynasties. It's like archeology, but it put on 30 pounds
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Tue June 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
President and First Lady to visit Miami in wake of building collapse, and before Fox starts asking why Biden isn't visiting Miami
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clingy girlfriends save lives
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You'd think Americans would have learned from building collapses in India, China, and other places. But no, apparently their respect for building inspectors is exactly the same
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Concerned Miami-area residents are now taking a closer look at their own high-rise apartment buildings and JFC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Condo owners in the collapsed Surfside building were facing $15 mil in assessments for repairs. Now they're not
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The building is shaking and there's a sinkhole where the pool used to be"
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bland building
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, you think it might be a good idea to look at some of these other buildings?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You see, millionaires aren't much different from schlubs like you and me, even if they can dodge jail after building an illegal man cave with a bowling alley, cinema, squash court and a bar with a casino, and refusing orders to tear it down (possible nsfw content on page)
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"I don't know anything about it," said the town building official responsible for Surfside. "That's 2018"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Corruption? In Florida? Let me get my fainting couch
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Sun June 27, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This couple move and reconstruct Frank Lloyd Wright homes then rent them out to other people. Would you visit? What is the most unique building you've ever spent money to sleep in?
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Thu June 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protest voter obstruction near the U.S. Supreme Court building? Arrested immediately for crowding and obstructing. Storm the U.S. Capitol to overturn an election? Proclaimed as enthusiastic tourists. And now a word from "Betty White"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Knots, I cast thee OUT! The power of Groot compels you
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Oh the sick Manatees
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Oh the sick Manatees
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Vatican rebuffs Fisker's claim that the EV automaker is building an electric Popemobile. "Haven't you science guys heard what we did to Galileo? And he was telling the truth"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Multi-story building near Miami partially collapses, more than 80 rescue units at location
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Wed June 23, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
That won't buff right out
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese construction company erects a 10-story apartment building in less than 29 hours. Sure it will come crashing down in seconds but that's not the point
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas-sized convenience store Buc-ee's is out to prove that everything is bigger in Texas by building the world's largest convenience store in...Tennessee?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Phoenix Suns took Game 1. Can they beat the Clippers again to go up 2-0 in the Western Conference Finals? Or will Los Angeles strike back? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on ESPN
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Hey, I wonder what would happen if we put this volatile organic compound in a heated open tank?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I wonder what sort of merit badge you get for that
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Sat June 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A county IT department has 6 employees. One of them is vaccinated, the other 5 catch Covid. How long until the county has to shut its office building?
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Andrew Clyde, meanwhile, was "screaming like a banshee" as the mob raided Congress. Clyde was also caught on camera desperately trying to barricade a door to the House gallery
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Dude just fell off a building randomly. As one does when you're a nuclear scientist in a country currently experiencing a possible Chernobyl scenario
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Europe is launching a satellite made from cheap building materials, which is weird because you would have assumed America would be the one to use plywood for building everything
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston woman dead in 25th minute of going to the gym
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Housing starts increase 3.6% in May using sticky downward 2x4s
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Wed June 16, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Nothing worse than burns on your organ
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Garbage bag full of pot flung off NYC rooftop scatters on sidewalk, leading to frenzy
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(WJCL Savannah)
 
 
 
There are things you shouldn't put inside a pneumatic tube at a bank drive-thru, and this is definitely one of them
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Autobiography of a Realdoll
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
J. D. Salinger's widow gifting building for new library. But if you take out a copy of "The Catcher in the Rye," you'll probably end up on some secret watch list
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Tue June 15, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT - Is anyone left to face Karrion Kross? How has NXT gotten so out of control? What is Regal's big change he spoke of? Why does everyone have a box of tissues & Girl Scout cookies? Is InDex still a thing? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to Norfolk Naval Shipyard: Hey, remember that $26 million my orange predecessor seized from your budget in order to help pay for his stupid racist wall? Well, here it is back. Buy yourself something nice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russia apparently has its heros too. This story brought to you by Fox News
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl crashes a car into a building. A witness calls 911. Guess which one of these two had a gun drawn on them, was handcuffed, and had their car searched without permission
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Sun June 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You'd think Zeus would be busy clashing with titans
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
City tries to sell a storage building, accidentally sells off its water tower
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Get to McDonald's too early to get a Happy Meal? Do you, A) Get over it and come back later, B) Shrug your shoulders and order breakfast, or C) Threaten to shoot everyone in the building?
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Its not news, it's just a billionaire demanding handouts for a stadium
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Its not news, it's just a billionaire demanding handouts for a stadium
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: making plowshares from swords. The new hotness: building greenhouses from police riot shields
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Urban explorer who started scaling buildings and bridges to help ease his PTSD now facing more than 25 years in prison
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
This artist created his own Tiny Town on a single acre, where every building represented part of his life. Now he's selling it so you can be the mayor
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're running from the cops and try to hide out in a building, maybe check the sign outside first. Just saying
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My children are noisy and our new neighbors prefer the quiet; I worry my children are walking nightmares to them. What should I do?"
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Army is building Veronica system. Hulkbuster armor sold separately
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Wed June 02, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two NCST baseball players plead guilty to stealing home
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
CT leads the nation in percentage of the population fully vaccinated, percentage of the population willing to shoot holes in the State Capitol building
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The entire building is a solar panel
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Minecraft gets a little too realistic
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Where there's smoke there's fire, sometimes in exactly that order
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Stray cat confused for bobcat causes school to dismiss early
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently the sex dolls are sick of his non-stop obsessing about bodybuilding
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Sun May 30, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Fire destroys beloved North Carolina BBQ restaurant. OMG WTF
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown protesters demanding their freedom storm a shopping mall that was completely open, forcing it to close again
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Fri May 28, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police in Birmingham England thought their surveillance had spotted a grow house hidden in an industrial park. When they raided it, they found out if was a Bitcoin mine that realized that mining is much more profitable if you steal your electricity
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Thu May 27, 2021
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Security video shows burglar stuck in convenience store ceiling with one leg hanging down for three hours before he finally falls through and makes off with two hats, a can of soda, and a TV in worst Mission: Impossible cosplay ever
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
You can adopt a gargoyle. Do it before Xanatos does
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British company now building super low-emissions passenger blimps that go just 57 mph and will be used to transport people between relatively close cities
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Reset the clock in San Jose, CA
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner in subby's hometown channels his inner Josh Duggar and lectures girls on how being groomed is good for character building. In a job posting
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Tue May 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
For $249.99 you can have 11,695 piece lego wall art of the world
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For $249.99 you can have 11,695 piece lego wall art of the world
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(Some Pedant)
 
 
 
Medieval med school is just as hard as contemporary med school, so you can stop building that time machine and go back to studying for the MCAT again. (Long-ass essay but fun to scroll randomly)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Blinken announces that the U.S. will make "significant contributions" toward rebuilding Gaza, which is super dooper nice of them because after all those tanks and warplanes we gave Israel they were starting to run out of targets
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
People with too much time on their hands are building intricate monsters out of dead cicada shells during the infestation
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Done before: Man attempts to run down cops with car. New: In the police station. In other news, Havre de Grace has moved closer to Baltimore than when subby lived there
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Fri May 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYPD guy claims he was drunk at 1/6 riot and didn't know he was in the Capitol building
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Today we find out where's Kyle and how tall he is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Construction on Connecticut Amazon facility halted after a seventh noose was found buried in the ground
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Construction on Connecticut Amazon facility halted after a seventh noose was found buried in the ground
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Thu May 20, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Even this one?
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Wed May 19, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Elevator at "History Channel Building" is history
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(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Man in Fargo attacks live news crew. Fargo trifecta now complete
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Tue May 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: If you breech the Capitol building, then take a selfie in a SWAT vehicle, it's not a good idea to use that picture on the front of your new rap album
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Housing starts tank on rising costs and labor shortages
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lego's latest set will snap $70 out of existence
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rich and corporations do not think that Biden will be able to tax them at appropriate levels. So, who is going to be building the guillotines?
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(DW)
 
 
 
China is building a replica of the Titanic for a Titanic theme park. Daily sinkings every 2 hours from 8am to 8pm and to make it more terrifying, Celine Dion playing on a loop
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Sun May 16, 2021
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
"We're done with the Cape"
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Sat May 15, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Associated Press: Quit bombing us, you assholes
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Fri May 14, 2021
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
"There have been things worse than people without any firearms coming into a building." Rep. Louie Gohmert defends Capitol riot suspects
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cat with eight lives to go flees apartment fire and walks away unscathed after jumping five floors
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(Committee to Protect Journalists)
 
 
 
Israeli air strikes destroy office building housing 13 media outlets, including the Hamas Gazette
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Medieval dickweed arrested outside Senate office building while carrying a sword and six daggers; unclear if he was there to kill Ted
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Why would you build a two story outhouse?
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dutch soccer club melts down their championship trophy to give a piece to all of its season ticket holders. NFL owners charge $250 to get in the same building as their trophy case
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Mon May 10, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Several ways to frame this one, all of them absurd: Jeff Bezos to spend twice as much building a "superyacht" as he did buying The Washington Post. He'll spend 8x median annual salary per meter of boat. Half a billion dollars; 0.26% of his net worth
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government building in danger of collapse under the weight of paperwork
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Good News Network)
 
 
 
The latest trend in low cost housing: Quonset huts
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Building your city on a lake problems: Mexico City is 'unstoppably sinking', with some parts falling half a meter a year thanks to good planning by the Aztec empire
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
"There was smoke in every orifice of the building," said Butte fire chief of blaze which destroyed historic watering hole
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Transparent wood. Now without petrochemicals
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Goldman-Sachs is ending work from home for US workers by June 14th, and expects employees to spend several additional hours a day to commute to large building where they can e-mail and teleconference with colleagues from their desk instead
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Tue May 04, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing a garbage truck, crashing it into an airport parking lot pillar. Mugshot of driver looks to be exactly the type of person you would expect to steal a garbage truck and crash it into an airport parking lot pillar
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(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
The "Ginger God of Surgery and Shenanigans" has left the building
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(UPI)
 
 
 
30 years ago the most Wisconsin fire ever happened, The Butter River Fire
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
25 minutes of 2011 Japan tsunami: Hey, where'd the river go? Oh, there it is, it's coming back. Ooo, it's not stopping. And it brought half the town buildings with it. Crap crap crap crap GET UPSTAIRS
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Things are not working at the car wash
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Mon May 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Can you get it in the Fred Flintstone model?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Monday. No cryptic headline or cheesy song lyrics. But Maddite [Redacted] and his hooman made major progess building their house today. Join us in the MSNBC discussion thread for the details, and sooo much more
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
For five months 'The Big Lie' has been ubiquitous with Trump's fraudulent election win claims, so of course Trump has now vowed to redefine it as the opposite meaning, increase the chocolate rations that were distributed five months ago
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
"Explosion in 3-alarm Fresno fire nearly injures dozens of firefighters" - In other news, subby nearly won a Nobel prize for nearly proving the existence of aliens
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Sun May 02, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Happy 90th birthday Empire State Building. You don't look a day over 75
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Fri April 30, 2021
(AM New York)
 
 
 
As Covid restrictions loosen in New York, Citi Field and Yankee Stadium will soon be allowed to bring in more fans. Mets expect no change in attendance
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sedona, Arizona McDonalds becomes major tourist area for this one simple trick
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"World famous wrestler" arrested in Florida. No word if he was going to start kicking down buildings, snap into a Slim Jim
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(Cambridge Day)
 
 
 
Buying a decrepit old house, tearing it down and building something new sounds like a great idea - except to the lady who's been living there for almost a decade and thinks she owns it
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Bar company thinks that Scots, alcohol and throwing axes make for a good combination
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For $20 million, you can own Tim Burton's decidedly non-creepy former home
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Mon April 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does Schrödinger's renting a new office in a Times Square office building while simultaneously at their current location mean their tenancies are both alive and dead?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple building a $1bil, 3,000-employee campus in the Raleigh, NC, Research Triangle area mostly to remind Duke of how much they suck
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Thu April 22, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's why giving some Rich Assholes more money is a better idea than building a public domain of up to date research, according to some Rich Asshole
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
With all the unrest as of late in Portland, people are fleeing the city left and right, not putting bids $150,000 over the asking price on a 65 year old home... right?
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Tue April 20, 2021
(CDLLife)
 
 
 
Ok, you've got it...come on, keep going, wait, a little to the right...ok...oh fark...UGGHHH
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you come home from work and discover a sinkhole in your living room?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jaguar will celebrate the 60th anniversary of its E-series by building six pairs and driving them from Coventry to Geneva as a tribute, a trip that should take about 6 or 7 months if you factor in all the breakdown and repair time
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
"Get outta my pub" Landlord goes Peggy Mitchell on party leader
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Stalker arrested at Taylor Swift's New York building, not Becky's
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Five people displaced after Niagara Falls fire. Seems a bit of an oxymoron
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Sun April 18, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1906, the San Andreas fault ripped open, levelling San Francisco. The fires burned for a week
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Unknown comic somehow is a doctor, on a school board, and an anti-masker. Nice trifecta, but Fark has a tag for it
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
World-class mastermind unsuccessfully tries to ram a truck into a store to steal healthful, liberating, and empowering substance, then shoots a bystander who tried to stop the burglary
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(Some architect)
 
 
 
China's 2021 Resolution: No More Ugly Buildings
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Your kids can now REBUILD THE WORLD at Legoland's new "Planet Legoland" experience, because what else does our planet need than more plastic?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
China now trying to catch up to the US by militarizing space with its building of 'counterspace weapons' to 'blind US spacecraft sensors'. Star Wars indeed
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The former San Diego mayor who is now running for California governor left behind a mayoral record unencumbered by success: Case #27, the Ash Street building purchase, aka "Asbestos Alley"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
His Excellency, Lord Andrew of House Albany, does not appreciate being pranked
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Fire set at ICE building
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Quora)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Empire State Building window washer
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Sat April 10, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Brazil is building another big Jesus statue. Maybe this time he'll notice and stop the plagues
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Boehner pops up to say the GOP should never have impeached Clinton
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Building inspector rescues great horned owl trapped in barbed wire fencing. "I've always had a heart for animals, especially an animal in distress"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Suddenly paint
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Building further confidence in young Drew Lock, Broncos pursued Darnold
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Mon April 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
LG quits the smartphone business to focus on building more mediocre dishwashers and stoves that break after 3 years and no repairman will touch
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Fri April 02, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Luxury condo building in Brooklyn keeps emitting a mysterious noise that sounds like a "screaming dinosaur," confuses neighbors
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
121 year old chocolate found in helmet case from the Second Boer War. It was in the possession of Frances Greathead who rescued a 539-year-old building and donating it to the National Trust along with her mother Sybil and cousin Violet
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Wed March 31, 2021
(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"I wondered when y'all were going to show up. Guess you've seen the videos on my Facebook page"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
AOC indignant over President Biden's measly $2.25 trillion infrastructure spending package, says it's "not nearly enough"
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