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headlines found matching 'Breakfast'
Wed April 14, 2021
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Hey Cleveland Browns haters, go eat a bowl of Chubb's, why don't ya?
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IHOP is introducing bigger steakhouse-style bacon
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"The unfamiliar nature of online learning left Daniela Watkins feeling unmotivated." Because ordinarily college sophomores can't wait to roll out of bed at 8 a.m., eat a healthy breakfast, and hit the lecture hall for a another big day of education
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Free breakfast
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pop culture, snack food, space exploration, and breakfast cereal are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 21-27: Frozen Yogurt Edition
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lizzie Borden's house owner took an axe, and gave her realtor forty whacks. When US Ghost Adventures saw what she had done, they gave her realtor forty-one
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Mon April 05, 2021
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
My electrical cords are chewed on, there is pee on my floor, and my children all have band-aids on their fingers
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You got a pupper for the pandemic and the two of you are now besties. Now that you're about to head back to the office, how will you handle the doggo diminution?
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
How did cereal become the quintessential American breakfast? It's grrrrrreat
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Instagram is down, no one can see your breakfast
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Mon March 29, 2021
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Santa Maria grilled tri-tip. Another Sunday night dinner winner
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
When you offer pay that is less than an unemployment check, it's hard to find employees to work for you
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Fri March 26, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
7-11 about to run out of toilet paper
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
A bigger sausage party than the Senate
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
A bigger sausage party than the Senate
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Wed March 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wait. So the guy who found the shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch was Corey Matthews?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Our long, national nightmare is over: GrapeNuts edition
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Shrimp tails in my Cinnamon Toast Crunch? It's more likely than you think
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're feeding your pets wrong. Your dog wants 14 ounces of steak
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like everyone else in Los Angeles, Orlando Bloom starts his day with 20 minutes of Buddhist chanting and a hike to "earn" breakfast
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In praise of the greatest sandwich bread known to man
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Sun March 21, 2021
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Steven Wright signs with Pittsburgh Pirates. Said he went to a breakfast place that offered breakfast at any time, so he ordered French toast during the Renaissance
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
So we can still eat lots of doughnuts for breakfast as long as it's before 8:30 a.m.?
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Fri March 19, 2021
(SMBC)
 
 
 
And some of you snowflakes complain about Pornhub buffering issues
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Green beer on St. Patrick's Day. New Hotness: Free green doughnuts. Mmmm....free doughnuts
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day ... if you want to get promoted. Here comes the delicious science
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Sun March 14, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Making family breakfast when Simon and Garfunkel's "Sound of Silence" started playing. Subby's 9yo daughter asked how people "can talk without speaking?" Deep convo ensued. Ever had a bonding moment with someone about song lyrics?
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Tue March 09, 2021
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Gordon farking Ramsay farks up a full English, then has the bollocks to charge £19 for it, the farking...you know, there's not enough Malcolm Tucker in the world to describe this cocked-up wreckage, so maybe you farkers'll have a go
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Gordon farking Ramsay farks up a full English, then has the bollocks to charge £19 for it, the farking...you know, there's not enough Malcolm Tucker in the world to describe this cocked-up wreckage, so maybe you farkers'll have a go
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
International Women's Day started with a little-known radical suffragist-led labor strike in 1907
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Cow cuddling." It's not just your mom's Discreet Encounters ad headline anymore
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There's really no real reason to eat three meals per day, so go on with your weird pandemic eating habits
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Wed March 03, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If they combined the mascots we would have Gritty
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Kearney Hub)
 
 
 
It's a newspaper. It's also a liquor store. Gaze upon genius, my friends
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
"From the first espresso to the final digestivo, the Italian day is infused with intricate rules around how, when, why, and with whom you share meals and imbibe with on fine wine"
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Breakfast pizza?
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Fri February 26, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1935, Adolf Hitler ordered the creation of the Luftwaffe, a mistake of historic proportions that he only recognized later when he was sitting at the table with a bottle of maple syrup and no breakfast
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians ready to go to war with New York Times
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Ranker)
 
 
 
Eighteen pirate traditions subby bets you didn't know about. For instance, if you saw Captain Crunch's flag you knew you would get a hearty breakfast
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How to survive both the Spanish Flu and COVID: eat 9 gin-soaked raisins for breakfast, every day
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
"Is this how the creator of 'Where's the Beef?' or 'Just Do It' felt?"
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Thu February 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hey, I think I found all those missing tacos
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "chocolate sandwich"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "chocolate sandwich"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Fortified police vehicle used to control riots during the Irish Troubles in the 70s and other historical items go under the hammer in England. The 26-ton RUC truck most likely was sold to a Mad Max cosplayer
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Mon February 15, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
At last the scientists are getting on our side - the best start to the day is a boozy breakfast
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Remember Buffalo Bill's house from "Silence of the Lambs" being sold recently? New owner is turning it into a bed and breakfast
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Looks like Gordon Sondland's trying to get back that million bucks he paid Trump for an ambassadorship
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Beans on your Weetabix? That's criminal
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Bee pollen to smoothie cubes" is today's MadLibs recipe
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Fri February 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Snail noodles and huge vats of bubble tea are helping China's KFC get through
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your 401k is ruining my breakfast cereal. Stahp it rite nao
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Bat and Ball)
 
 
 
Cricket is the only sport where players gain weight over the course of a match
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits, who really can't cook anything without boiling it British, epically roast a stupid American's attempt at their Full English breakfast (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has eaten a lot of Dutch babies, they're very sweet and tasty. Why, is there a problem with that?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker pays for everyone's meal at a Mt. Pleasant, SC IHOP. Well except for the people eating Blowfish
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Euell be glad to know the Great Grape-Nuts shortage is now coming to an end
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
While her 4-year-old boy played in backyard, mom brought groceries into house until son brought a new friend in for breakfast cereal. "I turned around and he was cleaning off his little boots ready to bring the deer into our house"
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Thu January 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest product in short supply during the pandemic: Grape-Nuts
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
"You want hash browns with that?"
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
"You want hash browns with that?"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Bright side? Soon our second breakfasts and overnight tacos may never spoil
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Describe yourself in four coming-of-age films. For subby, it's Empire Records, Breakfast Club, Singles, and Almost Famous
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One aide evocatively described McCarthy's position, saying he's "eating sh*t for breakfast, lunch and dinner right now"
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Sat January 23, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman who missed out on McDonald's drive-thru breakfast while waiting in line calls cops. Cops not amused
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan reacts to seeing cleavage
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Sun January 17, 2021
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
LGT recipe my daughter wants me to make for Sunday night dinner. Suggested improvements appreciated
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
You can send pizza and other foods to the National Guard holding down the fort at the Capitol. No snark, details in article. Donations matched
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Wed January 13, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Local couple introduces breakfast cereal for fad diet. "Paleohs". Bonus: they look like dry dog food
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Mon January 11, 2021
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Lizzie Borden house up for sale, for a good price if you axe me
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Wed January 06, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bean Dad apologizes for being an @sshole to his daughter
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
In celebration of the thin tasteless French pancake, the crepe
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Kellogg's to make Oatmeal Cream Pies into a cereal in order to give you the diabetes you always wanted
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Dadalorian
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Diner customer pays for $60 breakfast tab with $2000 cash, tells staff to keep the change
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Fri December 25, 2020
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Crayola Cereal?
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Wed December 23, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Go away or Moff will taunt you a second time
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Watch as our beloved Fark mascot enjoys Christmas breakfast with his family
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Tue December 22, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Gorillas at London Zoo decide all they want for Christmas is Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas"
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eggs are bad for you again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eggs are bad for you again
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