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headlines found matching 'Bottle'
Mon October 25, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Shame it isn't a road game, otherwise Sparty fans could just buy a few Coke bottles to get in
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Sat October 23, 2021
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Quick: How's our supply of boxes?
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like Amazon ordered those 150K pee bottles early
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Since the UK has banned guns and makes knives hard to get, criminals are now using bottles as weapons. Hand over your money or I'll bop you with this Coke bottle
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
No ridiculous backstory about riding a mule to play in grandma's hot water bottle closet or 1000 words on eco-kale. Just sugary, yeasty fried dough and jelly *mmmmm, jelly*
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Wed October 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Shortage of glass means supply chain is half empty
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Are these the worst Halloween candies? Bottlecaps conspicuously absent from this list
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Mon October 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Kraft Heinz on pandemic-induced price increases: Fark you, pay us
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Toxic algae blooms are becoming more common and widespread across the US with little to no oversight. But that's alright, we can all just use bottled water
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Imminent grocery shortage linked to worker shortage. Subby takes it a step further, links worker shortage to pay shortage. The wealthiest 1% wins again
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tim and Eric reunite, if only for a moment. Awesome show, great job
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Tue September 28, 2021
(WIVB)
 
 
 
This is our holiday, Farkers: National Drink Beer Day. So toss back a pint or a bottle and show us what you're drinking on this auspicious occasion
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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Things you find as you're rappelling down into a cave: Old beer cans, dirty underwear, someone's lost dog, broken bottles, and wait. Bark up one there
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Thorogood)
 
 
 
"I got drunk, that's what I did. I bought a bottle of vodka and a bottle of vermouth, a cocktail shaker and made myself three or four vodka martinis"
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
From the "it's so crazy, it just might work" side of Fark, I post: I'm trying to sober up. I do well at first, but LIFE happens and I escape into a bottle. I've been a named Farker since '08 & have gotten great advice here before. So - please help?
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Mon September 20, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fan mail from some flounder?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Fan mail from some flounder?
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Buy Aldi poppy seed salad dressing, get free botox
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I would be lost in a supermarket if I drank a bottle of this also
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Apple)
 
 
 
Are you ready for a Ted Lasso bottle episode? It's time to hang with "Beard After Hours", streaming today on Apple+
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Thu September 16, 2021
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania sets liquor ration at 2 bottles per day. We've always been at war with Eastjersey
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The girls definitely look tipsy to me [NSFW]
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The girls definitely look tipsy to me [NSFW]
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Finally a scotch bottle that comes Fark sized
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Finally a scotch bottle that comes Fark sized
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon to hire 125K workers with a starting pay at $18/hr. Constant surveillance and personalized employee urine bottles included
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
3 women arrested for shoplifting try every trick in the book to excuse their actions. Being illiterate, all 25 bottles of perfume in hidden pockets were for personal use, and the ultimate - being possessed by the devil
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From zippers to glass, to yes, liquor bottles AND BOURBON, shortages of basic goods are getting serious
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Thu September 09, 2021
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
COVID vaccine now required for the one place where nearly everyone will still be using bottled oxygen
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Wed September 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon removes the need for pee bottles in two Whole Foods
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Whatsisface -- you know, the makeup-slathered old man who drinks from water bottles the way a hamster nibbles seeds -- made fun of Georgia election officials receiving death threats after they declined to muddy 2020 election results for him
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
I never learned how to use a corkscrew. So here's why you should spend $22. And clear some counter space. And take up an outlet
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
I never learned how to use a corkscrew. So here's why you should spend $22. And clear some counter space. And take up an outlet
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The 'Oldest Single Malt Scotch' to be auctioned in October as Ron Swanson begins checking for an appropriately dry-aged and size porterhouse
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Stockhouse)
 
 
 
Amazon announces 'Career Day 2021' for Sept. 15 with more than 40k jobs, almost 9800 pee bottles available
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
So the doctor says, "Let me numb this up for you"
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a nursing mother and I pump at work and store my bottles in a shared private location. But someone is stealing my milk. How can I find out who?"
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Mon August 30, 2021
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
♬ Under the sea, under the sea / Winemaking's better down where it's wetter, take it from me ♬
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Thu August 26, 2021
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Subby trying to Madlib a headline for a story that contains video slots, a machete, a bloody suspect wearing a bandana and sunglasses, and a school bus accident
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Subby just usually screws the cap back on and sticks it back in the fridge. It's not like MD 20/20 really goes bad, youknowhatImean?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Captain Slow Gin
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Captain Slow Gin
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Mon August 23, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You don't have to be French to know that's not very Nice (tag is for tosser)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
French soccer hooligans storm field, cancel Ligue 1 game after opposition player targeted by said hooligans with thrown bottles dares to throw bottle back at them
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Boobies
 
The sweet smell of success: Dolly Parton's fragrance became HSN's bestselling scent
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Woman says she put fruit juice inside travel mug. Lawsuit ensues
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Thu August 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon is reportedly looking into opening department stores but has yet to comment on the salespeople's pee bottles
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Wed August 18, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
In which we recall the time Golden State Warriors' center Clifford Ray was summoned to pull a bolt from the gullet of a 12-foot bottlenose dolphin named Dr. Spock
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Milk bottle eats tiny leopard's face (w/ video)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How did Sting got stung when he bought a vineyard? There was no synchronicity
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Woman: "You look hot, here's a bottle of water." Man: "Thank you, here's my penis"
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Sun August 15, 2021
(BestLife)
 
 
 
The worst cheap beers in America. Oof hard to argue with #1
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Tue August 10, 2021
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Worst Korean troll orders 24 half-liter bottles of mineral water from area restaurant, pronounces water "bland," leaves one-star review
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're growing your bush wrong
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're growing your bush wrong
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Sat August 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Can't afford that bottle of Bourbon? Pick up some Scotch instead
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida hospitals are using so much oxygen that OTR driving regulations are bottlenecking delivery capacity. On the plus side, unvaxed admissions are still outpacing breakthrough admissions for now, so it's totally worth it to the average farker
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Thu August 05, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
TikTokers are eating frozen honey. Experts say it could give them diarrhea. Let's just let nature take its course on this one, shall we?
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Wed August 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan gave then Secretary of State Mike Pompeo a $6,000 bottle of whisky as a gift, but nobody knows where it is
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Tue August 03, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
X marks the vodak (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Everybody panic
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Fri July 30, 2021
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
The world's biggest bottle of soap is coming to Virginia Beach to promote hand hygiene, so let's all give it a big hand
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
KFC now offering beetus in a bucket
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Tue July 27, 2021
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Fark Australia has a new mascot
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Sat July 24, 2021
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Diaper fire on a Montana interstate causes a bottleneck and bare baby bottoms in Butte
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Oh f*ck there's an alcohol shortage through the end of this year. EVERYONE PANIC
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Oh f*ck there's an alcohol shortage through the end of this year. EVERYONE PANIC
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So society has collapsed...what do you do? Apparently, drink and smoke more, and throw your disgusting pee bottles out the car window
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Wed July 21, 2021
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
You'd think the master race would be able to afford a bottle of Suave
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Sun July 18, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
No amount of soap can clean up that city
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the year: Nicolas Cage says he knew his relationship with wife Riko Shibata 'could work' after discovering she keeps flying squirrels
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The oldest cosmetics have been found on the Balkan Peninsula in a jar that makes you look fat
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
World's oldest bottle of whiskey sold at auction to someone who plans to make world's best Jello shots
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Wed July 14, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Honey-fermented garlic is a thing that belongs on everything. And we mean everything. Slather a Tesla Model S in it, we'd eat it, it's that good
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
If you want this elegant Frozen Lego castle, you'll have to look at your cash and...let it go
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Tue July 13, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, the U.S. government will be declaring federal water shortage limits for the Colorado River. Because, you know, Nestle has lots of plastic bottles to fill
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you drink bottled water, congrats: You're one of history's greatest monsters
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 19th century "Witch Bottle" containing hair, teeth, and urine has been discovered. Today we call that a Jacksonville Casserole
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
So holding a super soaker in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other isn't the recommended approach? Now they tell us
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Court lowers class action payout for Fyre Festival ticket holders to $280 a person. Should've kept the water bottle
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Babies having babies: Adopted one-year-old adopts 7 two-week-olds
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Sun July 04, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Which bottle of wine at a restaurant has the biggest markup? The answer may surprise you. ALL OF THEM
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Inside Halton)
 
 
 
Man walks into liquor store, snags four bottles of booze worth $400, walks out without paying. I'm guessing single malt
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