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Fri May 20, 2022       Alternative facts: tweeting anti-Trump stuff is cheating on your vows source: mediaite.com   |   share: 33   Thu May 19, 2022       Kevin Feige confirms the theory as to why Loki is getting a second season on Disney Plus source: ign.com   |   share: 54   Mon May 16, 2022       CNN editor: We need another doom article about inflation, stat. Bonus if you can hit a few notes about Biden and/or Democrats being in disarray. Oh, and we'd really like some sort of organized crime theme tying it all together. Writer: On it, boss source: cnn.com   |   share: 118   Fri May 13, 2022       It's another Freaky Figure Four Friday: First on Rampage, Ruby vs Riho & Sky vs Kaz for the TNT title. Then on Smackdown, Kofi vs Butch, Nattie & Shayna vs the Boss & Glow for their tag belts. It all starts at 5:30 PM ET on TNT, then 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com   |   share: 141   Thu May 12, 2022       May 12 is National Nutty Fudge Day. Do you like nuts in your fudge? What is your favorite fudge? Don't fudge your stories up, now source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: 19         May 12 is National Nutty Fudge Day. Do you like nuts in your fudge? What is your favorite fudge? Don't fudge your stories up, now source: nationaltoday.com   |   share: 19         The sheriff boss of that deputy who ran off with the murderer and then shot herself? He was once a pro wrestler, owned a BBQ joint, and was days away from his own retirement when the stuff went down source: al.com   |   share: 60         Can you do a 4-day work week possible at your job? What do you need to do before you talk to the big boss person on this possibility? source: local21news.com   |   share: 22         Can you do a 4-day work week possible at your job? What do you need to do before you talk to the big boss person on this possibility? source: local21news.com   |   share: 22   Wed May 11, 2022       Yeah? What are you going to do, Steve, ooze over there and sweat on him? source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 55   Tue May 10, 2022       Take a bow, Rep. Victoria Spartz, you are officially the Worst Boss on Capitol Hill according to a poll by staffers. And keep in mind, this Congress also contains MTG, Lauren Boebert, Madison Cawthorn, Louie Gohmert, Matt Gaetz, etc etc source: politico.com   |   share: 75         Data suggests 40% of bitcoin investors are now underwater. Mr. Krabs, Boss Nass, and Namor urge fellow cryptobros to buy the dip source: cnbc.com   |   share: 45   Mon May 09, 2022       Why are unions becoming popular again? Ungrateful workers, opportunistic Democrats, social media. Notably missing from list: shiatty bosses source: cnbc.com   |   share: 103   Thu May 05, 2022       Sad: Mechanic at car dealership dies during an oil change. Less Sad: His family sues the owner Fark: of the car that was getting the oil change source: fox2detroit.com   |   share: 131   Tue May 03, 2022 (Some Guy)       "Right up front he says 'Hey Coop', He called me Coop, like he knew me or something. I went, 'Yes, Mr. Sinatra?' and he says 'You did me a solid today. I'm gonna do one of your songs tonight'" source: rockandrollgarage.com   |   share: 35   Fri April 29, 2022       Get ready for the next wave of resignations, as workers around the country tell their bosses to go fark themselves rather than agree to demands that they return full time to the office source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 205   Thu April 28, 2022       Not all bosses are soulless exploiters of their powerless serfs source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 8         Not all bosses are soulless exploiters of their powerless serfs source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 8         How to get out of bed like a limber BOSS source: twitter.com   |   share: 7   Wed April 27, 2022       Some guy plays Elden Ring on easy mode, says he has no regrets and that he only died 100,000 times rather than the usual 11 bajillion source: forbes.com   |   share: 72         Some guy plays Elden Ring on easy mode, says he has no regrets and that he only died 100,000 times rather than the usual 11 bajillion source: forbes.com   |   share: 72   Tue April 26, 2022       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 26 is minion. When you replace an olive with a minion, your martini becomes a gibson source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 28   Thu April 21, 2022       We've identified the final boss of the "No one wants to work for you anymore" era source: reddit.com   |   share: 110         Did you folks want Season 2 of Arcane? Or Season 4 of Love, Death and Robots? FARK YOU All we're gonna give you from now on is Boss Baby, and we don't even own the rights to that show source: thewrap.com   |   share: 38   Tue April 19, 2022       Former MTV VJ Kennedy, MIA since the '90s, complains on Fox News that Bruce Springsteen, who has never hid his politics, "turned into a massive pinko." Bonus: Kennedy still likes "Born in the USA" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 76   Mon April 18, 2022       Tonight on RAW: Theory tries to win the U.S. title for Mr. McMahon from Balor, K.O. gives Ezekiel a lie detector test, Sasha & Naomi defend the tag titles from Liv & Rhea plus a double wedding. See why it doesn't happen starting at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 207   Fri April 15, 2022       Four time Stanley Cup champion Mike Bossy completes the 2022 NY Islanders hall of fame hat trick, passes away at 65 source: espn.com   |   share: 12         A) Can I afford to quit now? B) Will be my new boss be as spineless, incompetent, and worthless? C) Is the new commute easier? D) How much spoiled, rancid fish should I nuke in the break room before striding out, fingerguns a-blazing? source: cnbc.com   |   share: 9         Your boss wants you to turn the camera back on while you masturbate source: axios.com   |   share: 57   Thu April 14, 2022       Citigroup beats on better trading, less whining from its boss source: cnbc.com   |   share: 1   Wed April 13, 2022       Supermarket employee finds 'saucy' tomato that looks like a lady's genitalia while doing quality control, determines it 'too rude' to sell the cheeky fruit (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 24   Tue April 12, 2022       70% of interns love to suck up to their boss source: cnbc.com   |   share: 22         Embarrassing bathroom incident. Can I ever show my face at work again? source: askamanager.org   |   share: 37   Sun April 03, 2022       Old and busted: Quitting. New hotness: Ghosting, coasting, slacking, and cyberloafing source: forbes.com   |   share: 34   Sat April 02, 2022 (live365.com)       Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you songs that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 in April, 15 songs in the Birthday Corner and a new Superman story - Story of the Century. The DJ is getting dirty looks from his boss, Sophie...MEOW source: live365.com   |   share: 45   Fri April 01, 2022       Government employees may be way behind in basic tech understanding. Unlike your job creator boss who can't open an email attachment source: axios.com   |   share: 15   Thu March 31, 2022       Trump's bosses respond to his request for dirt on Hunter Biden. Still no idea who Pepe Silvia is source: twitter.com   |   share: 253   Mon March 28, 2022 (Some Guy)       Subby is hosting a small goodbye for her boss and needs recommendations for heavy pupus (finger foods). LGT one example source: midwestfoodieblog.com   |   share: 29   Sat March 26, 2022       Gen Z shares ways they communicate with older work colleagues and subby would give his right belt onion to have a few of them as his co-workers source: indy100.com   |   share: 105   Fri March 25, 2022       Cheap milk goes teats up source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 30   Thu March 24, 2022 (Kinda cold today?)       Americans spend 11 minutes per day talking about the weather, opposed to nine minutes for the Brits, which costs U.S. business $1.5 trillion per year in lost productivity. Or something source: businessobserverfl.com   |   share: 25   Tue March 22, 2022       The down side: Infamous playboy boss 'devastated' as Ukraine war traps him in sunny Cyprus. The upside is he's stuck with the 'Butt Squad' girls (not safe for work) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 83   Sun March 20, 2022       Elden Ring adds a hidden high-level boss to defeat: The Hacker source: engadget.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Can you make sauce like a boss? source: themanual.com   |   share: 40         Reasons that people who meditate for an hour a day might be happier. Surprisingly doesn't mention ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what were we talking about again? source: newyorker.com   |   share: 13   Sat March 19, 2022       Police say the Florida bridge tender who accidentally sent a 79-year-old woman plummeting to her death texted back and forth with her boss about the best way to lie about it. Now delete this headline so the cops won't find it source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: 49   Fri March 18, 2022       Tonight on Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Sasha & Naomi face off with Rhea & Liv. Drew & some Vikings battle Corbin & Co. Then on Rampage: Darby visits a Butcher & Keith Lee yeets Caster. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 11:30 PM on TNT source: wwe.com   |   share: 138   Thu March 17, 2022       In the title "Final Fantasy XIV" does the number X count as alliteration? While you ponder the truth and consonances, here is a piano cover of the second trial boss theme source: youtube.com   |   share: 16         Elden Ring releases its first major patch and makes an awesome game even more awesomer. What, you were expecting snark? It's Elden Ring, dude source: kotaku.com   |   share: 98   Wed March 16, 2022       The six best excuses to skip work, and watch March Madness instead. Or you could be like Subby, and take those days off way in advance source: ftw.usatoday.com   |   share: 3   Tue March 15, 2022       Halo TV show creators: Chevy Tahoe shown in the trailer is there for a reason. Master Chief Chevy dealership confirmed source: ign.com   |   share: 23         In your breed mare agreement, make sure you get paid double if you have twins source: nj.com   |   share: 20   Mon March 14, 2022     Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Business source: fark.com   |   share: 19   Sun March 13, 2022       Subby is not a stamp collector, but he wants this new 🇺🇦 postage stamp. NSFW if your boss is overly prudish source: twitter.com   |   share: 74         Texas election administrator proved she was a shiatty boss by tricking employees into drinking Colon Blow source: pennlive.com   |   share: 48   Fri March 11, 2022       Putin's advisers more likely to kill him than to criticize him. Subby suggests new Russian proverb:"A knife in the back is the sincerest form of feedback" source: crooksandliars.com   |   share: 65   Wed March 09, 2022       This is why we can't have nice things. Like new butts source: yahoo.com   |   share: 97         Black "Black Panther" director walks into a bank and hands the teller a note that says "I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my checking account. Please do the money count somewhere else. I'd like to be discreet." What could possibly go wrong? source: msn.com   |   share: 369         Your boss doesn't hate you, your opinion just means nothing to them source: cnbc.com   |   share: 25       ...and here's the first Elden Ring speedrunner to complete the game in 2.5 hours without dying once. You just died for the 434th time and need a new controller after ragequitting and hurling it across the room. Good times, good times source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 37   Tue March 08, 2022       Comrade, can you hear me now? Nyet? How about now? Okay. So the general, he is dead. What? No, I said the general is dead, not red. Well yes also red. But most importantly dead. Hello? HELLO? Tvoyu mat. Should have switched to Verizon source: yahoo.com   |   share: 92   Sun March 06, 2022       Snoop Dogg's cookbook gets Japanese cook's seal of approval. Spaghetti de la Hood and So Clean We Dirty Martini were both delicious and can be easily made with ingredients found in Japanese supermarkets source: soranews24.com   |   share: 21   Wed March 02, 2022       I would have gone with the name "fapitarium" as in "Look at the state the last guy left the fapitarium in" source: ladbible.com   |   share: 25   Mon February 28, 2022       For $24/hr most employees will pronounce it "tar-get," "tar-git," tar-zhey," or any other way the boss says source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 26   Fri February 25, 2022       Zodiac's attempt to insult Jen Psaki by calling her "Peppermint Patty" lands just as well as you would expect source: thehill.com   |   share: 141   Wed February 23, 2022       OK, it's the moment of truth. Are you buying Elden Ring now so you can start playing as soon as it launches? Or are you going to hold off and give a chance for the reviews that aren't just gushing "OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST EVAR" to come out? source: theverge.com   |   share: 90         "My team reported me for being a toxic boss, and now I feel powerless to hold them accountable for their little power play. What can I do to regain my stature as boss?" source: slate.com   |   share: 35   Tue February 22, 2022       TFG praises boss's hostile takeover strategy, hopes will result in a raise source: thehill.com   |   share: 213   Thu February 17, 2022       Notify your boss that 5-day in-office workweeks are done source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 19         Your boss thinks you'd trade sleeping in, no commute, seeing your kids, and getting more done at work and in life for more chances to see him glare and look constipated every time he causes a blown deadline. He might not be correct source: axios.com   |   share: 42   Tue February 15, 2022       Belgian workers will now have the right to ignore their bosses after work hours, have four-day work weeks, and enjoy unlimited waffles source: euronews.com   |   share: 31   Mon February 14, 2022     Each Rams team member will get a $150,000 bonus for winning the Super Bowl. Your boss told you that raises were capped at half a percent this year source: nbcchicago.com   |   share: 17   Fri February 11, 2022       Florida Supreme Court: "Stay in your lane, Ron. You're not the boss of us" source: politico.com   |   share: 15   Wed February 09, 2022       Dear SkyWest Airlines: Your interview questions suck and I hate them. Anyway, I'll show myself out, but not before uploading this train wreck of a video for my current boss to enjoy as well. Please hire me? source: distractify.com   |   share: 21   Thu February 03, 2022       Should you have to disclose your therapy to your employer if you're asking for time off? source: slate.com   |   share: 26         Did The Mighty Mighty Bosstones break up because the singer is an anti-vax jerkoff? That's the impression that I get source: patch.com   |   share: 50   Wed February 02, 2022       Boss, boss. Our bar was just held up and the gunman got $4,000. That's a shame. How do you plan to pay me back? source: 8newsnow.com   |   share: 83   (Some Guy)       I guess THAT'LL show those demons who's boss source: churchleaders.com   |   share: 56         "My wife thinks something terrible will result from my new boss also being my ex-wife. She's overreacting, right?" source: slate.com   |   share: 23   Thu January 27, 2022       After nearly four decades, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones are breaking up, at least that's the impression that I get from their statement source: spin.com   |   share: 76   Wed January 26, 2022       FIFA boss says an every-two-years World Cup, which nobody else seems to want, is necessary because...[spins wheel]...it gives hope to African refugees source: espn.com   |   share: 8         On this day in history, in 1979, one of the most important inventions of mankind made their debut. That's right, Daisy Dukes source: history.com   |   share: 74         Founder of payments startup calls Stripe and Ycombinator the mob bosses of Silicon Valley source: twitter.com   |   share: 14         As China faces plummeting birth rates, businesses are told to step up as "department heads should take the lead in having more babies," although honestly I've had a boss fired for doing that at work with the receptionist in the IT closet source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 58   Tue January 25, 2022       MIscha Flynn: Biden is going to get hundreds of millions of people killed resisting Putin's Ukraine invasion, so stand by and let his boss Pooty Poot do whatever the fark he wants source: forbes.com   |   share: 78   Sun January 23, 2022       New employee asks boss if he can decorate his cubicle, and goes wild in the best way when boss says yes source: today.com   |   share: 98   Fri January 21, 2022       After grinding the 8th dungeon boss fight for hundreds of rounds, research party in China finally gets the ultra-rare armor set to drop source: pennlive.com   |   share: 40

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