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Fri May 20, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alternative facts: tweeting anti-Trump stuff is cheating on your vows
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Thu May 19, 2022
(IGN)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige confirms the theory as to why Loki is getting a second season on Disney Plus
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN editor: We need another doom article about inflation, stat. Bonus if you can hit a few notes about Biden and/or Democrats being in disarray. Oh, and we'd really like some sort of organized crime theme tying it all together. Writer: On it, boss
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Fri May 13, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's another Freaky Figure Four Friday: First on Rampage, Ruby vs Riho & Sky vs Kaz for the TNT title. Then on Smackdown, Kofi vs Butch, Nattie & Shayna vs the Boss & Glow for their tag belts. It all starts at 5:30 PM ET on TNT, then 8 PM ET on FOX
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Thu May 12, 2022
(National Today)
 
 
 
May 12 is National Nutty Fudge Day. Do you like nuts in your fudge? What is your favorite fudge? Don't fudge your stories up, now
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(National Today)
 
 
 
May 12 is National Nutty Fudge Day. Do you like nuts in your fudge? What is your favorite fudge? Don't fudge your stories up, now
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The sheriff boss of that deputy who ran off with the murderer and then shot herself? He was once a pro wrestler, owned a BBQ joint, and was days away from his own retirement when the stuff went down
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Can you do a 4-day work week possible at your job? What do you need to do before you talk to the big boss person on this possibility?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Can you do a 4-day work week possible at your job? What do you need to do before you talk to the big boss person on this possibility?
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Yeah? What are you going to do, Steve, ooze over there and sweat on him?
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Take a bow, Rep. Victoria Spartz, you are officially the Worst Boss on Capitol Hill according to a poll by staffers. And keep in mind, this Congress also contains MTG, Lauren Boebert, Madison Cawthorn, Louie Gohmert, Matt Gaetz, etc etc
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Data suggests 40% of bitcoin investors are now underwater. Mr. Krabs, Boss Nass, and Namor urge fellow cryptobros to buy the dip
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why are unions becoming popular again? Ungrateful workers, opportunistic Democrats, social media. Notably missing from list: shiatty bosses
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Sad: Mechanic at car dealership dies during an oil change. Less Sad: His family sues the owner Fark: of the car that was getting the oil change
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Right up front he says 'Hey Coop', He called me Coop, like he knew me or something. I went, 'Yes, Mr. Sinatra?' and he says 'You did me a solid today. I'm gonna do one of your songs tonight'"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next wave of resignations, as workers around the country tell their bosses to go fark themselves rather than agree to demands that they return full time to the office
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Not all bosses are soulless exploiters of their powerless serfs
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Not all bosses are soulless exploiters of their powerless serfs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How to get out of bed like a limber BOSS
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some guy plays Elden Ring on easy mode, says he has no regrets and that he only died 100,000 times rather than the usual 11 bajillion
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some guy plays Elden Ring on easy mode, says he has no regrets and that he only died 100,000 times rather than the usual 11 bajillion
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 26 is minion. When you replace an olive with a minion, your martini becomes a gibson
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Reddit)
 
 
 
We've identified the final boss of the "No one wants to work for you anymore" era
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Did you folks want Season 2 of Arcane? Or Season 4 of Love, Death and Robots? FARK YOU All we're gonna give you from now on is Boss Baby, and we don't even own the rights to that show
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Tue April 19, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former MTV VJ Kennedy, MIA since the '90s, complains on Fox News that Bruce Springsteen, who has never hid his politics, "turned into a massive pinko." Bonus: Kennedy still likes "Born in the USA"
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Mon April 18, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Theory tries to win the U.S. title for Mr. McMahon from Balor, K.O. gives Ezekiel a lie detector test, Sasha & Naomi defend the tag titles from Liv & Rhea plus a double wedding. See why it doesn't happen starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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Fri April 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four time Stanley Cup champion Mike Bossy completes the 2022 NY Islanders hall of fame hat trick, passes away at 65
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A) Can I afford to quit now? B) Will be my new boss be as spineless, incompetent, and worthless? C) Is the new commute easier? D) How much spoiled, rancid fish should I nuke in the break room before striding out, fingerguns a-blazing?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Your boss wants you to turn the camera back on while you masturbate
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Citigroup beats on better trading, less whining from its boss
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Supermarket employee finds 'saucy' tomato that looks like a lady's genitalia while doing quality control, determines it 'too rude' to sell the cheeky fruit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 12, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
70% of interns love to suck up to their boss
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Embarrassing bathroom incident. Can I ever show my face at work again?
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Quitting. New hotness: Ghosting, coasting, slacking, and cyberloafing
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Sat April 02, 2022
(live365.com)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you songs that peaked on the Billboard Hot 100 in April, 15 songs in the Birthday Corner and a new Superman story - Story of the Century. The DJ is getting dirty looks from his boss, Sophie...MEOW
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Government employees may be way behind in basic tech understanding. Unlike your job creator boss who can't open an email attachment
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's bosses respond to his request for dirt on Hunter Biden. Still no idea who Pepe Silvia is
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is hosting a small goodbye for her boss and needs recommendations for heavy pupus (finger foods). LGT one example
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Gen Z shares ways they communicate with older work colleagues and subby would give his right belt onion to have a few of them as his co-workers
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cheap milk goes teats up
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Kinda cold today?)
 
 
 
Americans spend 11 minutes per day talking about the weather, opposed to nine minutes for the Brits, which costs U.S. business $1.5 trillion per year in lost productivity. Or something
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The down side: Infamous playboy boss 'devastated' as Ukraine war traps him in sunny Cyprus. The upside is he's stuck with the 'Butt Squad' girls (not safe for work)
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Elden Ring adds a hidden high-level boss to defeat: The Hacker
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can you make sauce like a boss?
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Reasons that people who meditate for an hour a day might be happier. Surprisingly doesn't mention ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what were we talking about again?
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police say the Florida bridge tender who accidentally sent a 79-year-old woman plummeting to her death texted back and forth with her boss about the best way to lie about it. Now delete this headline so the cops won't find it
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Fri March 18, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: First on Smackdown, Sasha & Naomi face off with Rhea & Liv. Drew & some Vikings battle Corbin & Co. Then on Rampage: Darby visits a Butcher & Keith Lee yeets Caster. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX then 11:30 PM on TNT
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Thu March 17, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In the title "Final Fantasy XIV" does the number X count as alliteration? While you ponder the truth and consonances, here is a piano cover of the second trial boss theme
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Elden Ring releases its first major patch and makes an awesome game even more awesomer. What, you were expecting snark? It's Elden Ring, dude
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Wed March 16, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The six best excuses to skip work, and watch March Madness instead. Or you could be like Subby, and take those days off way in advance
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Tue March 15, 2022
(IGN)
 
 
 
Halo TV show creators: Chevy Tahoe shown in the trailer is there for a reason. Master Chief Chevy dealership confirmed
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In your breed mare agreement, make sure you get paid double if you have twins
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month February 2022 voting for Business
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Sun March 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby is not a stamp collector, but he wants this new 🇺🇦 postage stamp. NSFW if your boss is overly prudish
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Texas election administrator proved she was a shiatty boss by tricking employees into drinking Colon Blow
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Fri March 11, 2022
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Putin's advisers more likely to kill him than to criticize him. Subby suggests new Russian proverb:"A knife in the back is the sincerest form of feedback"
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice things. Like new butts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Black "Black Panther" director walks into a bank and hands the teller a note that says "I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my checking account. Please do the money count somewhere else. I'd like to be discreet." What could possibly go wrong?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your boss doesn't hate you, your opinion just means nothing to them
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(PC Gamer)
 
Hero
 
...and here's the first Elden Ring speedrunner to complete the game in 2.5 hours without dying once. You just died for the 434th time and need a new controller after ragequitting and hurling it across the room. Good times, good times
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comrade, can you hear me now? Nyet? How about now? Okay. So the general, he is dead. What? No, I said the general is dead, not red. Well yes also red. But most importantly dead. Hello? HELLO? Tvoyu mat. Should have switched to Verizon
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Sun March 06, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg's cookbook gets Japanese cook's seal of approval. Spaghetti de la Hood and So Clean We Dirty Martini were both delicious and can be easily made with ingredients found in Japanese supermarkets
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Wed March 02, 2022
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
I would have gone with the name "fapitarium" as in "Look at the state the last guy left the fapitarium in"
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Mon February 28, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
For $24/hr most employees will pronounce it "tar-get," "tar-git," tar-zhey," or any other way the boss says
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Fri February 25, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Zodiac's attempt to insult Jen Psaki by calling her "Peppermint Patty" lands just as well as you would expect
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Wed February 23, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
OK, it's the moment of truth. Are you buying Elden Ring now so you can start playing as soon as it launches? Or are you going to hold off and give a chance for the reviews that aren't just gushing "OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST EVAR" to come out?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My team reported me for being a toxic boss, and now I feel powerless to hold them accountable for their little power play. What can I do to regain my stature as boss?"
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Tue February 22, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
TFG praises boss's hostile takeover strategy, hopes will result in a raise
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Notify your boss that 5-day in-office workweeks are done
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Your boss thinks you'd trade sleeping in, no commute, seeing your kids, and getting more done at work and in life for more chances to see him glare and look constipated every time he causes a blown deadline. He might not be correct
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Tue February 15, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Belgian workers will now have the right to ignore their bosses after work hours, have four-day work weeks, and enjoy unlimited waffles
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Mon February 14, 2022
(NBC Chicago)
 
Hero
 
Each Rams team member will get a $150,000 bonus for winning the Super Bowl. Your boss told you that raises were capped at half a percent this year
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court: "Stay in your lane, Ron. You're not the boss of us"
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Dear SkyWest Airlines: Your interview questions suck and I hate them. Anyway, I'll show myself out, but not before uploading this train wreck of a video for my current boss to enjoy as well. Please hire me?
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Should you have to disclose your therapy to your employer if you're asking for time off?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Did The Mighty Mighty Bosstones break up because the singer is an anti-vax jerkoff? That's the impression that I get
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Wed February 02, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Boss, boss. Our bar was just held up and the gunman got $4,000. That's a shame. How do you plan to pay me back?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I guess THAT'LL show those demons who's boss
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife thinks something terrible will result from my new boss also being my ex-wife. She's overreacting, right?"
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
After nearly four decades, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones are breaking up, at least that's the impression that I get from their statement
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Wed January 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
FIFA boss says an every-two-years World Cup, which nobody else seems to want, is necessary because...[spins wheel]...it gives hope to African refugees
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1979, one of the most important inventions of mankind made their debut. That's right, Daisy Dukes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Founder of payments startup calls Stripe and Ycombinator the mob bosses of Silicon Valley
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
As China faces plummeting birth rates, businesses are told to step up as "department heads should take the lead in having more babies," although honestly I've had a boss fired for doing that at work with the receptionist in the IT closet
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
MIscha Flynn: Biden is going to get hundreds of millions of people killed resisting Putin's Ukraine invasion, so stand by and let his boss Pooty Poot do whatever the fark he wants
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Today)
 
 
 
New employee asks boss if he can decorate his cubicle, and goes wild in the best way when boss says yes
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Fri January 21, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
After grinding the 8th dungeon boss fight for hundreds of rounds, research party in China finally gets the ultra-rare armor set to drop
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