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Thu January 26, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 🎵Commies in on the street (ee-da-dee-da-day), Commies in the street (ee-da-dee-da-day), It's the terror of knowing what Putin's about, demanding that someone "get him out", Pray that tomorrow gets him ou-ou-ouusted. He's under pressure *bass line*🎵
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(NBC News)
 
  
 
 Satellite imagery shows just how f*cked up Wagner Group is after thinking they could beat Ukraine
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Wed January 25, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 336 of WW3: A number of senior Ukrainian officials have resigned or been fired by President Volodymyr Zelensky. This comes amid a growing corruption scandal linked to procurement of wartime supplies. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Wagner facing Götterdämmerung: "According to our data, 42-43 thousand [prisoners] were recruited by the end of December. Of these, 10,000 are fighting at the front, because all the rest are either killed... or missing, or deserted, or surrendered"
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Zelenskyy: at this point I'm not sure Putin isn't dead the Kremlin is just Weekend at Bernie-ing him. Kremlin Spokesman: "Clearly, Zelensky would prefer for neither Russia nor Putin to exist...but Russia does exist". Which is NOT a denial
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Russia says Ukraine has to stop bullying it before it stops the invasion
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Wed January 18, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Putin planning to announce all those lucky bastards in Moscow and St. Petersburg will get to die for his vanity in a second mobilization
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Putin submits bill to the State Duma to withdraw from the Convention on the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms and the European Convention on the Suppression of Terrorism. Well of course he did
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Tue January 17, 2023
(The Hill)
 
  
 
 Professionals proclaim Pooty Poot panics, pisses pants
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Russian sergeant in a warehouse full of ammunition and troops: *picks up grenade turns to troops* Listen up, maggots. You WILL respect my authorit-TA, whoops, oh fark, *boom* *BOOM*
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Mon January 16, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Former Wagner unit commander channels his inner Sir Robin and seeks asylum in Norway before the hammer of Putin comes down just like the guy before him
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Mon January 09, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Russia passes law making accurate maps illegal. Flat-earthers seen furiously scribbling notes
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Wed January 04, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Russia blames the New Year's eve attack that killed 90 of its soldiers on Ukraine using the same tactic that Russia used against Ukrainian soldiers in 2014: zeroing in on troop locations thanks to soldiers too dumb to turn off their cell phones
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Russia goes full death cult, 'Life is highly overrated. Why be afraid of what is inevitable? Moreover, we'll go to heaven'. No word on when everyone will get their new pair of Nikes
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Tue January 03, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 Doctors rumored to be barely keeping Putin alive, ignoring oath to do no harm (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 01, 2023
(The Sun)
 
  
 
 Putin surrounds himself with the same 'paid actors' at New Year speech and other events. Being so paranoid he might want to pay a little more for martial arts idiot Steven Seagal (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Vladimir Putin, alone in the world as a loser should be
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(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Day 310 of WW3: Britain says it has given Ukraine more than 1,000 metal detectors and 100 kits to deactivate bombs to help clear minefields in the latest instance of military support. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu December 29, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Russia celebrates the Trumpification of Elon Musk
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Wed December 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 308 of WW3: Russia has shelled Ukraine's southern Kherson region 50 times in the last 24 hours. Among the locations hit is a maternity ward in the city of Kherson. Again? It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 So it looks like conflict is erupting between the Russian army and Putin's personal mercenary army, the Wagner Group: "To the Chief of the General Staff: you are a farking motherfarker"
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Putin's Greatest Hits
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 I know 99.9% of you may suffer comrades, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Day 305 of WW3: "Even in complete darkness, we will find each other to hug each other tightly. And if there is no heat, we will embrace each other for a long time to warm one another." -- Zelensky's Xmas msg. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu December 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 According to Russian law, after calling the conflict in Ukraine a "war" in today's speech, Putin is subject to being arrested and sentenced to up to twenty years in prison
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(The Hill)
 
  
 
 Russian intellectuals advising Putin say the war is really about stopping the West from genetically engineering gay artificial persons...or something
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(Foreign Policy)
 
  
 
 Thought it couldn't get any worse than Pooty? Think again
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 302 of WW3: Ukrainian President Zelensky expressed gratitude for US support in an impassioned address to Congress. He told lawmakers that their support "is not charity" but an investment in democracy. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Vladimir Putin tells his security services to root out 'traitors, spies and saboteurs,' which at this point probably means any Russian not yet sent to the front
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(The Drive)
 
  
 
 Want to nuke your frightening enemies, but too afraid of the consequences? Just have your desperate, disposable lackey do it for you
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
  
 
 Citation needed
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Sat December 17, 2022
(CBC)
 
  
 
 You know that comic where the boss asks for ideas and the person with the sensible idea gets thrown out a window? Well, Putin's about half way through a live-action version with his generals
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Metro)
 
  
 
 Statue of Putin highlights his dickheadedness
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Wed December 14, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Putin will hunker in the bunker to avoid Kremlin flu epidemic. That's their story and they're sticking to it
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Tue December 13, 2022
(The Kyiv Independent)
 
  
 
 Day 293 of WW3: ISW says Orc forces lack sufficient infrastructure to support Crimean troops. Russian bloggers claim the Sevastopol 1472nd Naval Clinical Hospital is facing blood donor supply shortages. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(AOL)
 
  
 
 British royals told to keep away from Russian embassy, possibly because centuries of inbreeding means they also have to be told not to stick their hands in fan blades or attempt to gargle the Queen's Corgis
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Sun December 11, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Ukraine strikes Wagner headquarters. No word on Rimsky-Korsakov or Tchaikovsky headquarters
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Moscow's greatest art museum goes up in flames
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Sat December 10, 2022
(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Day 290 of WW3: Putin mentions potential settlement with Ukraine. Blasts reported at airbase in Zaporizhzhia region. Brittney Griner 'in good spirits' after prisoner swap. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 288 of WW3: The Biden administration weighs Ukraine request for cluster munitions - weapons banned by over 100 nations, but that Russia is using in Ukraine to devastating effect - from the US stockpile. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Noah's Oligarch Arkski
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Independent)
 
  
 
 What am I reading? "UK Nurses must drop pay demands to send a message to Putin"
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(Daily Express)
 
  
 
 Kremlin says Putin will "soon" pay a visit to the frontlines of the war in Ukraine. Every Ukrainian sniper, drone operator, and HIMARS crew thinks that is a GREAT idea (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
  
 
 Day 285 of WW3: Three killed, six injured after explosion in Russian airfield near the city of Ryazan after a fuel tanker exploded. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(Benzinga)
 
  
 
 Putin warns world "Russia hasn't started anything yet in earnest". Well, the botched invasion in Ukraine surely does look like a sick, sad joke
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
  
 
 Day 284 of WW3: The estimated cost of rebuilding Ukraine from the devastation caused by the Russian invasion is currently $1 trillion according to Ukrainian authorities, and it keeps spiraling upwards. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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Fri December 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Grand Muff Putin rejects the idea of evacuating in his moment of try
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Thu December 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Day 281 of WW3: US considers dramatic training expansion for Ukrainian forces. NATO pledges more support, including energy infrastructure repairs. The US said it's focused on providing air defenses. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Polonium bullets being commissioned
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 Putin continues to channel Zap Brannigan's battle strategy, but without success
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Russian colonel commits "self execution" by shooting himself 5 times, demonstrating the fine marksmanship skills that his military is known for
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Mon November 28, 2022
(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Kazakhstan's president meets with Putin and comments that the kool-aid served was very nice
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