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Sun October 18, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New Bond movie features more coke than Scarface
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
On Yelp, critic gets stitches
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ant can't, quite yet. Still has high hopes
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Mon October 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Be made out of tuna?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Margaret Nolan, one of the models in Goldfinger, has died at 76
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Sat October 10, 2020
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Speeding with a car full of edibles will ruin the kids Halloween
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Thu October 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Locksmith saves terrified woman when she writes '911' on her hand after her violent stalker ex-boyfriend takes her hostage in her own home
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A $10 million bond has been set for two of the men arrested in the plot to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. With 'Yep....they're batshait crazy' photo goodness
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Wed October 07, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
George Floyd killer out on bail. Surely this will calm things down
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
George Floyd killer out on bail. Surely this will calm things down
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to retire with 5 million dollars. That's the joke
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Tue October 06, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Dementia patient walks away from nursing home. Cops who find her discover decade-old DUI warrant, arrest her
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Mon October 05, 2020
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
But I did bite the deputy
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Selling edibles to kids will upset their parents
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
No time to premiere No Time to Die
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Amusing tag yields to state as woman offers deputy a drag on her J. With highly baked mugshot goodness (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Salmonella outbreaks linked to pet hedgehogs, as experts recommend regular cleaning of hedgehog wheels
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Scoop Nashville)
 
 
 
Drunk at Kroger daily and getting into brawls is no way to go through life, ma'am
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Usually, it's Florida -Man- masturbating in front of 7-Eleven at 11 AM on a Wednesday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louisiana man arrested for coming out of the closet. Since it was a 15-year-old girl's and he'd been living there for a month, he's lucky he was just arrested
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Stop, or my dad will shoot
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Wed September 30, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Florida shelter reunites deaf dog with his tearful owner, no charge. 🤘🐕😭
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your phlebotomist keeps a vial of your blood for years, rents a plane, and then crop dusts the vicinity of a recent crime scene with it?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Weekend at Bernie's meets the HOV lane
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
HSBC sells its French business for a single euro
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Mon September 28, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cop is victim of Bible belt
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(Food and Wine)
 
Video
 
Wine, tacos, and Eva Longoria - we have a winner
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Fri September 25, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
A news reporter recovers from what must be at least a six month-long coma to declare the "Pandemic could change spending habits"
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Wed September 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Not so great, if you ask Subby
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Duo arrested after dismembered body found on golf course. Some golf joke involving a club and a hole in one would be good here
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Bad: 12 y.o. girl snapchats 19 y.o. boy. Worse: he's 35 Fark: They have a "Special" relationship. UltraFark: he has AIDS
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Sun September 20, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: We are gathered here to join these two in the bonds of Holy...MOLY. Tell your wedding-related stories
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Louisiana man jailed for possession of .25 caliber ass-ault weapon
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Kodak investigated themselves and is cleared of all wrongdoing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
World's second most famous T. rex is going up for sale. Subby last seen rummaging through his couch cushions to make a bid
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Best Korea may be about to conduct an underwater-launched missile test. At this point L'il Kim's pretty much gone full-on Bond villain. He's got to have a secret volcano lair somewhere
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Police brutality bonds" are, unsurprisingly, literally big business
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Wed September 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently, the neighbors should have had more sex also
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
"Toss a coin to your James Bond. Q valley of plenty"
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Tue September 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No, mister Bond, I expect you to laugh
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're drunk and the police call you a taxi, don't try to steal it in front of them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things that matter in Florida: 1) football; 2) orange juice; 3) air conditioning
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
♫ My new Audi does one eighty-seven / I ran over two stop sticks, now I won't be forgiven / I have a cop riding me to jail / He locks the doors in case I want to bail ♫
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Tomorrow Never Dies may be a forgotten James Bond movie starring the greatest Bond of them all, but it eerily predicted to the future
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Eater)
 
 
 
French Laundry in San Francisco launches a $850-per-person indoor dining "experience" in these coronavirus times that is "fit for a Bond villain." Apparently bon appétit before you die it is for some
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Tue September 01, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Celtics best the Raptors once more to go up 2-0 in the Eastern Semifinals? Who will move on and who will go back home as Game 7 of the Jazz-Nuggets series concludes? Games at 5:30 and 8:30 PM ET on ESPN and ABC, respectively
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Florida man jumps bond, escaping Florida tag, goes to St. Louis and then murders someone. With mugshot that looks like a meme involving inbreeding
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Mon August 31, 2020
(KSST)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer, officer"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Trying to score with four and seven year olds, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that some men are sick bastards
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Sat August 29, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Rescue dog who lost her puppies adopts a trio of orphaned kittens just in time for Caturday
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Economist)
 
 
 
I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm gonna make a bond trade. You don't have a lot of money so I'm takin' everything you made. Argentina flips the finger, splits their debt issue in two. Then redesignates the bonds and the creditors got screwed
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Thu August 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This isn't your grandparents' retirement plan. (They had one)
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Some Movie Guy)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going to the movies, in search of the greatest movie theme songs of all time. (Linked list is not bad, though they picked the wrong Bond song)
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Fri August 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How to remotely bond with your coworkers
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Thu August 20, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The residential foreclosures might take a while to gather steam, but the hotel foreclosures are here now
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Depending on slang and who you're talking to, saying 'that house is dope' or 'that's the bomb' could be good or bad, especially for Florida Man
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Family installs security system, finds next door neighbor nudist creeping around yard, chatting with 7-year-old daughter through bedroom window. Police: "If [Dad] would have come out and stomped him into a mud puddle, yeah, we would've been fine with that"
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
It's time for you to die, Mr. Bond
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Family sues LAPD officer accused of fondling dead woman's breasts'
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC held a Trump 2020 campaign rally in Florida today, with blockbuster guests like Pam Bondi and Lt Gov Nuñez. A few dozen people showed up. It was held in a used car parking lot
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Voters have chosen the best James Bond ever, and they got it right, of course
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Sat August 08, 2020
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
If you release me from jail on my traffic warrants, I'm just going to break back in through the ceiling, so I can use the password under the keyboard to erase my records
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, your Capital One credit card might have been hacked and your credit score ruined, but Capital One just had to pay the equivalent of an 80-cent fine for that happening to you so as you can see it all works out in the end
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Wed August 05, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Bond hearing for Tampa teen accused of hacking Twitter accounts gets hacked"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Drunken man pulls out a shotgun on his neighbors for having a loud party. Man, Jimmy Fallon is not looking good these days
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Caribbean islands of Antigua & Barbuda, St. Kitts & Nevis, and St. Lucia slash the cost of buying citizenship, just in case the 2020 US elections don't go your way. Still way more expensive than Staten Island, though
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Family claim Kill Bill star David Carradine was murdered by secret 'kung fu assassins', not in kooked-up bondage game gone wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
At least he was passionate about social distancing
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Thu July 30, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Geriatric doctor gets tired of looking at old people
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Wed July 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank reports a small 2nd-quarter profit despite loan losses, mostly from its laundering and international graft departments
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Tue July 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Florida Man ups his game, scores nearly $4 million in fake PPP loans. He might have gotten away with it too, if authorities hadn't gotten suspicious of his near-simultaneous purchase of a $318,000 2020 Lamborghini Huracan registered to his company
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Of all the ways to react to your boyfriend taking a whizz in bed, laying his head open with a machete shouldn't be option #1
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Sat July 25, 2020
(TWO WEEKS)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Total Recall" body-double wanted for questioning in Tennessee for two weeks... two weeks... TWO WEEKS
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man accused of steering urine tests to drug labs, in case which police are saying is driving them nuts
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Tue July 21, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lara Trump, Katrina Pierson, Mercedes Schlapp and Pam Bondi walk into a ba...no they don't
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
The Fed promised it would fire a "money cannon" of $trillions in cheap credit to keep US businesses afloat during the pandemic. Reality: $12mil
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Man refuses to argue with girlfriend, loses the argument
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California man disturbed to find out that federal felony charges for defrauding the Paycheck Protection Program of $9 million don't stay in Vegas
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(Q)
 
 
 
Writer hunts down the actual street address of James Bond's apartment, just before being shot between the lapels with a silenced Walther PPK
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Thu July 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Physicist and real-life Bond supervillian proposes dismantling the Solar System. Hasta la vista Jupiter and Mars. Strange: Not Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos
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Wed July 15, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Among the stranger details of the Ghislaine Maxwell case, it turns out she's secretly married and won't say to whom
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but, apparently, inventing $3 trillion out of thin air and dumping it into the stock market has created more than a few "bubbles" and fueled "irrational exuberance" rather than "stability"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
James Bond has apparently moved to the suburbs
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walgreens plans to open 700 primary care practices. The strategy here is to just overwhelm any disease or injury with paperwork
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them, and for the rest of us, there's the Fark Writer's Thread. Which is great, in its own way
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
WNBA to spend season showing support for social justice, good fundamentals
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Mon July 06, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Most people move away from places where bad things happened to start fresh, leave troubles behind. Not this Florida Woman
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Austin Powers almost killed James Bond .... shaken indeed
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Viva Nepal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump had a bond with veterans for reasons that are unclear
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Mon June 29, 2020
(WSIL-TV Carterville)
 
 
 
I see what you did there Florida Man and I'm going all in .... I am Kentucky Man
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
His depiction as kind, caring and respectful of women is a violation of the author's copyright. Bonus Fark: Not about James Bond
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
1-year-old kid in a kennel inside a trailer home. With 8 snakes including a 10-foot boa constrictor. AND 150 to 200 mice. AND 15-20 dogs. AND thousands of roaches and maggots. No, not a double-wide, or Florida
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