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headlines found matching 'Blood'
Wed October 28, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A theme park company losing money during a pandemic? Hardy a thrill. But enough to get your blood pumping if you're a stockholder
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"Y'no, som'n foun' ow m credit card nummers an maxed ow th' bloody thins"
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After Monday's stock bloodbath, SAP's chairman fills his Plattner
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Wed October 21, 2020
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
I guess a bloodbath is a kind of red wave
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Speaking of roid rage, it's been 20 years since the subway World Series WWE-style blood feud between Roger Clemens and Mike Piazza began. Those were the days
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(Some Kaiowa)
 
 
 
Max Cavalera cuts his 20+ years dreadlock and now can see his roots. Bloody rooooooooots
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wedding in Israel ends in blood and tears after police storm the illegal gathering what with the lockdown and all
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Europeans ate mummies as medicine for hundreds of years. You sick bastards
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Europeans ate mummies as medicine for hundreds of years. You sick bastards
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Minsc has been training the magpies in Australia. "First it struck my left eye and when it landed back on the ground, I didn't drop my food and so it attacked me again in the right eye"
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Wed October 14, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Studies suggest that those of us with A, B or AB blood have a higher risk of contracting COVID-19 than other people. No, that's not a type O
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Studies suggest that those of us with A, B or AB blood have a higher risk of contracting COVID-19 than other people. No, that's not a type O
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Blood donation centers pay a premium for plasma with COVID-19 antibodies. Broke students have plenty of plasma, but no COVID-19. So they get creative
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Simpsons will dedicate a part of 2020's Treehouse of Horror to the greatest monster of all
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The Catch-22 of panic attacks
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of saving someone who nearly cut his arm off with a chainsaw
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 antibodies provide lasting immunity
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes' taste for blood has been traced to four - FOUR types of neurons, ah -ha -ha haaa
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Sat October 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Humans evolving to fap better
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Humans evolving to fap better
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Season 2 of The Boys ended with a wild and bloody episode with a possible Darth Vader treatment and the long awaited reveal of who was (blank). SPOILERS to the right
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Ranking Nicolas Cage's leather jackets IS the most important style story of the day
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Placebo treatment could help with bone marrow cancer. Sweet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Smith wraps out five for five
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You got your Vikings in my Game of Thrones (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
D.C. man charged with animal cruelty after 33 Great Danes seized from home. Zoinks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's doctors: "Treatment's going great. We're even detecting antibodies in his blood." Regeneron, the makers of said treatment: "Yeaaaaah, about that"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
All the cool kids have 3 forearm arteries. Having just two? That's for boomers
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
All the cool kids have 3 forearm arteries. Having just two? That's for boomers
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Bloody teenagers these days, all the same, hanging out with their mates at all hours then leaping into canals without a moment's notice to save babies in strollers. Typical
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Untapped Cities)
 
 
 
The hidden meaning behind the colors of tiles in NYC subway stations, which is surprisingly not yellow for urine, red for blood and green for mold
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Unsolved murders are all too commonplace in Hollywood. Some have managed to fly under the radar, but remain no less mysterious
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Let's see how Dr. Demon-Semen is taking the news that POTUS got hospitalized and isn't on hydroxychloroquine...oh, my
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Natural medicine found that could help against Covid symptoms. Since Subby submitted this you already know it's weed
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
17-foot great white shark captured and tagged off the coast of Nova Scotia weighs 3451 pounds and is only 2 inches shorter than a Ford F-150. Well that's interesting and all but at least a F-150 won't try and eat you
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Fri October 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Inside the body of elite endurance athletes." This, let's face it, is as close as any Farker's ever going to get
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"Inside the body of elite endurance athletes." This, let's face it, is as close as any Farker's ever going to get
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Every day at 3AM like clockwork, my child wakes up at screams bloody murder, throwing a tantrum and waking everyone up. What's the solution here?"
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Hotel Nightmares)
 
 
 
Someone apparently died in the hotel room upstairs and housekeeping hasn't found them yet
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Mad Libs headline: 'Cake Boss' star Buddy Valastro fears he won't bake again after grisly bowling injury
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Timothy Ray Brown, the first person to be cured of HIV, dies of cancer at age 54. Fark HIV and fark cancer
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your phlebotomist keeps a vial of your blood for years, rents a plane, and then crop dusts the vicinity of a recent crime scene with it?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you have any crackers bloke? I will swoop down right now on you .... Where me bloody crackers?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsey spotted hanging out with the Yoopers. Now I want to hear him say "bloody hell" with a UP accent
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Anything having to do with "Books of Blood" should automatically get a Cool tag, except that this is going to be a movie directed by Brannon Braga
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The 1941 'glamour bonnet' - steam-punk covid protection for the hippest of hipsters
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Sun September 27, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
For years scientists wondered how white blood cells move so quickly through your bloodstream. Well they paddle, obviously
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The bloodletting at Ubisoft continues with Rayman creator and Beyond Good & Evil 2 director michel Ancel resigning over accusations of trying to be Steve Jobs
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Fri September 25, 2020
(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Size matters, say Harvard doctors who found that a common medical measurement helps predict risk of dying if you're hospitalized for COVID-19
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The first man cured of HIV infection now has terminal cancer. "Hero" tag still kicks "Sad's" ass
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Thu September 24, 2020
(American Military News)
 
 
 
Canadian woman who sent a ricin letter to the President officially charged. Prosecutors say she told to "give up and remove your application for this election." Plot was doomed from the start when she included three-syllable words in her note
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The four eBay employees who sent a bloody pig mask and box of live cockroaches to couple to plead guilty, would not buy again
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Wed September 23, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
You know desperation has set in when you have to finally auction off your cherished blood-stained propofol IV drip from your cousin Michael Jackson ...'which he had in his arm on his death bed'
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bradykinin Storms may hold the truth behind Covid-19's myriad symptoms
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Sat September 19, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reichstag Ricin?
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Praise be to Sol, Raised by Wolves gets renewed for a second season
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If all those mosquitos don't suck you dry, they'll give you a stroke. Mosquitos suck
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"This book will undoubtedly appeal to both Weird Al completists and those who enjoy black-and-white photographs taken by drummers"
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Crazy? No surprise. It runs in your blood
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jonathan Majors is building quite the resume with roles like Lovecraft Country, Da 5 Bloods, and The Last Black Man In San Francisco. Needs more Ant-Man
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
The next time someone tells you some drug doesn't bind to human cells in a Petri dish, remember: neither does a handgun
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
O, that blood type might mean you are less likely to get COVID-19?
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Facebook whistleblower: "I have blood on my hands"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
What's 1/10th the size of regular antibodies, allowing better diffusion in tissue and alternate delivery methods, AND is highly effective against covid in animal studies? This little guy
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(Time)
 
 
 
Lock of Lincoln's hair sells for $81,000, John Hammond just got a bargain
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Sun September 13, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump wants to kill us all
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not even one blood donor on Prince Edward Island has Covid antibodies
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not even one blood donor on Prince Edward Island has Covid antibodies
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Sat September 12, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Antarctica is free of COVID-19, scientists say, after performing an elaborate test involving blood samples and flamethrowers and tying people to a couch
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Save my hovercraft full of blood-sucking eels
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
If Trump is reelected, and people protest, expect it to get bloody quick. Trump vows to "put them down very quickly" in an upcoming interview
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There's blood in that water thanks to new DHS whistleblower
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The famous English slogan "Keep Calm and Carry On" was never actually used during WWII. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Whether Biden wins or loses, godless demoncrat libs are going to kill conservatives, abort their fetii and make them eat avocado toast with soy milk lattes, there'll be blood everywhere
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Thu September 10, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Wow my penis really grew overnight, this is awesome. Wait, my penis has teeth
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Wed September 09, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Florida Woman takes her act to Pennsylvania
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Raise your glasses and praise Kahless, now you can buy blood wine
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
BBC orders a documentary on the 20 year history of the September 11th attacks
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
"Rambo: Last Blood," a flop in the States, is big in Japan as movie theater will use it as testbed for Covid-safe "Super Cheering Screenings" where moviegoers text their emotions on top of Stallone-heavy action
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(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Large bloody messes found under buses with frenzied flies feasting
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A map of the western states' hottest Coronavirus hotspots and one of where we get most of the US' fresh fruits and vegetables from are almost identical, thanks to almost non-existent protections for migrant farm workers. Blood on the plow indeed
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
You can tell your grandparents to relax; Blue Bloods is back to filming
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Oh my God," he gasped, finally noticing the bloody stump where his arm had been. "My Rolex!"
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish pub in New York City brings Irish tradition to the states, offers free pint of Guinness to anyone who donates blood during the shortage hard by Covid-19
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish pub in New York City brings Irish tradition to the states, offers free pint of Guinness to anyone who donates blood during the shortage hard by Covid-19
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
Summit supercomputer analyzes the Coronavirus. "Once Covid-19 has established itself in the body, things start to get really interesting"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Free-range chickens with visibility vests. Your argument is invalid
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy breaks into multiple cars. News: The police actually do a full investigation w/ DNA tests, and recover almost everything. Fark: Because it was their weapons and equipment that were stolen
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your high blood pressure meds didn't give you cancer - you did that on your own
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Sat August 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Never bring a spear to a taser fight
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(Cancer.org)
 
 
 
Ahhhh, 2020, the year that just keeps on giving. Subby got cancer. What'd you guys get?
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Fri August 28, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Today in "Things that could kill you in your sleep and mystify forensic investigators afterward," we have a microscopic army of walking robots
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Today in "Things that could kill you in your sleep and mystify forensic investigators afterward," we have a microscopic army of walking robots
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Wed August 26, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bloodbath and Beyond
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
These Transylvania County Republicans say "bite me" to the bloodsucker in the White House
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Tue August 25, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Next up at the RNC: blood libel [Update: she's been pulled]
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "35%" of lives saved by plasma was cherry picked out of the numerous post hoc analyzes and was "grossly misrepresented"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Image Comics overhauls its sales division in an attempt to spawn sales by attracting more young blood
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Mon August 24, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
'Vampire' spits on police officer, threatens to drink his blood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: exercising regularly makes you healthier and reduces your chance of dying from covid. Bad News: exercising while you have Covid makes symptoms worse and could kill you. Fark: even if you don't have symptoms
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Sun August 23, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New fossil site for ancient human relatives found. As an experiment in open science, it's being announced in social media and in this YouTube video. Strange: If you watched "Tremors 5: Bloodlines" you've seen the exact spot where the hominin was found
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Wed August 19, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Crushing news for the British Royal Family
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Five game fives today, the first four of them being elimination games. Things start at NoonET so time your 'sick day' accordingly. Come for the blood, stay for the "Nooo, we don't want to go back to our families & the honey do list...". ATCE y'all
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Mon August 17, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Upcoming Netflix film has "tormented war veteran who believes in blood sacrifice," "serial killers who hit the highway to find their victims," "corrupt preacher who's inclined to view members of his flock as sexual playthings." Now that's Alabama
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Sun August 16, 2020
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup goes a wandering as NBC sticks Caps/Isles on USA & Stars/Flames on CNBC. 3 teams look for victory #1 in their series while Vegas tries to cashier Chicago. Will blood flow? The goonjuice will. 1st puck @ Noon ET. Get well soon, Claude
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Sat August 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wait, is that BEER? ...dammit (._.)
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Fri August 14, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Catholic bishop and loyal Storm Trumper claims Biden/Harris supporters want "terrorists and bloodshed," once again confusing them with Trump supporters
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Thu August 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Those bloody chunks of Trump she left strewn about the floor yesterday during her first official press conference as Biden's running mate are all the explanation you need as to why Biden chose Kamala
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Blood soaked chainsaw-armed men destroy anti-mask DJ booth at Toronto beach on today's Coronavirus bingo card winner
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Wed August 12, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Golly, as a Republican businessman I've always believed "safety nets" were for worthless layabouts who simply wanted to suck the lifeblood from hardworking 'Muricans. I never thought I would need government help like "THOSE" people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mississippi politicians veto bloodsucker on new state flag. Can't stand a little competition, eh?
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
"Two blood-covered, chainsaw-wielding men emerged from the bushes of a popular public park in Toronto on Sunday morning, where witnesses say they screamed at, followed, and even lunged toward strangers while revving their deadly tools"
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Sun August 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Study finds that the human body can handle the occasional 'pigging out' on pizza - as long as it's not that deep dish Chicago crap
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
♬ Summer penis had me a blast ♪ Summer penis happened so fast ♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♬
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
♬ Summer penis had me a blast ♪ Summer penis happened so fast ♪ Tell me more, tell me more ♬
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Did you have the cold recently? Congrats, your immune system can fight off Covid-19. Maybe
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Caption Snow White donating blood
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever tried circulating blood...on weed?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood plasma for the coronavirus blood God, it might just be the COVID-19 treatment we need
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Mon August 03, 2020
(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
"New Wave of Persian Death Metal" (NWOPDM) band Arsames charged with 15 years in jail for being in a satanic metal band. No, they didn't cover "America (Fark Yeah)"
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Philippine national in custody for attacking and dismembering Gifu cow, taking the head with him. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie, cow brain
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Fri July 31, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Is that a penis on your arm or are you just pleased to see me? No
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
I am the one who beats COVID-19
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Enlist in the US COVID-19 vaccine crops now. Kill nasty viruses for your country. Service guarantees immunity, maybe
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddy, the first dog to test positive for Coronavirus, has died. Was he a good boy? Damn right he was
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio has evidently been taken over by reptilians and purveyors of demon semen
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Tue July 28, 2020
(El Pais)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has breached the blood-brain barrier. We're looking at a respiratory disease that also causes neurotoxicity
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Mon July 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I was thirteen when a bloodied, beaten man fighting for our Civil Rights showed up at our doorstep for refuge. That man was John Lewis"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Nitric oxide could cure coronavirus. Nitrous oxide could also make you not care you have it
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Nitric oxide could cure coronavirus. Nitrous oxide could also make you not care you have it
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
North Korea has a potential case of COVID-19, declares state of emergency
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Sat July 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joshua Tree hiker is stranded in God's country for 40 hours, climbs one-tree hill in search of food. He eventually manages to exit, but bad situation could have been a Sunday bloody Sunday if rescuers still hadn't found what they're looking for
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Fri July 24, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you think that the US is the only place where the rich escape justice.... think again. Charges dropped against Red Bull heir in Thailand, who totally didn't kill a policeman whilst drunk driving a Ferrari
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Thu July 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why one species of mosquito stopped biting whatever was handy and evolved a taste for sweet, sweet human blood
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For those heavy blow days
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
We know one thing about extraterrestrials. They have no understanding of good BBQ (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Seminal Chicago alt-country label Bloodshot Records bloodied. May well be shot
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(UC San Francisco)
 
 
 
Future historians: "We thought it was 'just' a respiratory virus. How wrong we were"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republicans torn on how to address expiring unemployment benefits, with tensions rising between the 'just cackle malevolently' and the 'feast on baby blood' camps
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Nobody ever has good things to say about the guy in the troubled relationship buying shovels & cleaning supplies the day after his girlfriend disappears
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Nature)
 
 
 
People who were infected with the original SARS 17 years ago still have white blood cells that kick off antibody production when exposed to SARS-CoV-2. Tag is for the human immune system
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
In light of John Lewis' death, we should rename the bridge where he spilled his share of blood on Bloody Sunday. Especially since, y'know, the guy who it's named after was a Klan Grand Wizard and Confederate general
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Joker is officially the worst movie of 2019 in several ways
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Thu July 16, 2020
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
'Police arrest naked Kentucky man who broke into home, 'used mushrooms with Jesus'' Uh, anybody see Drew today?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Two and a Half Men" star Conchata Ferrell at a long-term care facility following heart attack
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new pin-prick blood test can test for radiation exposure in mice. Why you're hanging out with glowing rodents is your own business
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We begin returning to normalcy. Watch out for spinners, though
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Striker taken off-court by outside agencies after rover ball pegs out
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's now easier to opt out of AWS data mining if you believe the engorged fox covered in feathers and blood kicking back in your henhouse
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's long been known exercise is good for your head as well as your body. How? Let's just say you should buy your liver a drink
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(Some Horror Guy)
 
 
 
Showing your kids horror films is a good idea. Yeah, that's what 5-year-old subby's parents thought when they took him to the drive-in to see "Jaws" in '75 and that chewed-up Kintner boy's bloody yellow raft washed up on the beach and I need a hug
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar takes athletes and celebs to the board, says you can't be a woke anti-Semite and not dump Farrakhan too
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Hallmark of severe covid patients identified. Some are saying this is a very special Christmas in July
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Hallmark of severe covid patients identified. Some are saying this is a very special Christmas in July
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Oh look, gossip columnist Cindy Adams is castigating Mary Trump and her book in oddly familiar language. Do the Russians have tapes of her too?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No, I am not giving our preSidENt over the top compliments for wearing his mask out of Duress. tHat would bE siLly to even think of Pondering
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daniel Lewis Lee becomes first Federal prisoner executed in 17 years following compelling performance in "There Will Be Blood"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Blood-feeding livestock mites can be detected with tiny wearable "Fitbits for chickens." It's pretty int-hens
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Think soccer players are only divers and fakers? England legend Steven Gerrard once had to have penis sewn back together after injury
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(Reaction)
 
 
 
"Could there be one vaccine to beat Covid, Sars, Mers and the common cold?" Ohhh, that sounds great. We could really us..."it seems unlikely" Goddammit
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
German scientists schwabing recovered Covid patients for antibodies fear that those antibodies may not last long
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
From floating guts and 'sticky' blood to the inevitable out-of-network and "MUST BE PRECERTIFIED" costs - how to perform surgery in space
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Having eliminated roast beast, overloaded sleighs, and sawed-off antlers, scientists have identified a key factor that regulates abnormal heart growth
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Having eliminated roast beast, overloaded sleighs, and sawed-off antlers, scientists have identified a key factor that regulates abnormal heart growth
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood wishes it could abort Kanye West
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Wed July 08, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Orange Cassidy pull off the mother-of-all-upsets? Will Candace LeRae bleed for the Blood Gods? Does Keith Lee beat the dead guy with 3 superkicks? Night 2 of AEW Fyter Fest and NXT's Great American Bash start @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
"Zeus chained Prometheus to a rock to have his immortal liver pecked out by an eagle once a day for eternity. Had he existed in 2020, Zeus would have strapped him to a chair and made him repeatedly watch this video"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Taking a break from sucking, Dukeys have created green glowing worms that can provide live-action movies of the body's internal scaffolding
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Cookies 'N' Crème Fangs, Vampire Chocolate Kisses, Reese's Franken-Cups - Halloween's still four months away, but here's the some of the new candy you'll be lifting your masks for
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Doctors say experimental treatment may have rid man of HIV, refuse to comment on what super powers he may develop
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Subby needs to do the math, but schools are opening in a month and it looks like this covid-19 stuff might be dangerous to them, too
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Sun July 05, 2020
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Stop the screaming for a second and thank your friendly little spiders. Using their silk as a frame for lenses made of resin that are the size of a blood cell. Useful for looking at a virus or other tiny objects
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
High Street retailers in the UK ruthlessly cut thousands of jobs in the bloodiest Wednesday ever, blame the pandemic
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