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Fri May 07, 2021
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
January 12th is already National Pharmacist Day, so the Missouri Legislature decides to doubly-recognize it with the man who holds the national record for oxycontin consumption
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fark. Your. Birthday. CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
You think we'd forget Bob Seger on his 76th birthday today? Come on, rock n' roll never forgets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Royal family wishes Archie a happy birthday. Jughead indifferent, Betty pissed off
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Some Boxing News Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Boxing's Original Sugar Ray, born 100 years ago today
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Sun May 02, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Happy 90th birthday Empire State Building. You don't look a day over 75
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH JERRY SEINFELD'S 67th BIRTHDAY?
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
The big four oh never did look so good, subby will be in his bunk
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Willie. Guessing your cake's an edible too
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Wed April 28, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Singer Anita Lane won't be having another Birthday Party
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Happy birthday, boy, here's your giant custom-made 7ft steel penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In what is sure to be just a crazy coincidence, Laura Ingraham wore the colors of the Nazi flag on her show on Hitler's birthday
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Carol Burnett. We're so glad to spend this time together
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Happy 4th Birthday to a free web serial by a farker. Bonus art, a book, an event and, oh yeah, an installment wherein Mordecai makes it very clear why we vaccinate
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Fri April 23, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, this guy has 34 girlfriends while you sit at home alone staring at social media in your pajama pants, unwashed t-shirt, and 6 cats
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Royalists are upset at Meghan Markle after a paparazzi shot of herself and Archie was released hours before Prince Louis's birthday. How dare she step outside her home (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Some Pink Flamingos)
 
 
 
Happy 75th birthday to the sickest movie director of all time. OF ALL TIME. And that's just Devine
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Tue April 20, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Oscar-winning actress and giant simianphile Jessica Lange
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Birthday parties have changed since subby was a child. We used to have pin-the-tail on the donkey, musical chairs, tag, etc
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
OH MY! It's George Takei's 84th birthday ♥♥
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Sun April 18, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Pro tip on how to politely say "I would prefer to not attend your mass spreader event, you anti-science plague rat". You know, to maintain the relationship long term
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Tue April 13, 2021
(YouTube)
 
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No better time than Rev. Al Green's birthday today for you heathens, atheists, sinners and Fark liters to get right with the Lord
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Fri April 09, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
The latest sign that the apocalypse is upon us - the Selfie Museum
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Firefighters stage a 242 vehicle birthday parade for the 6 year old son of a fallen volunteer firefighter who was killed earlier this year battling a nursing home fire
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Terrible passwords we're using, because if you don't have a 64 character soliloquy you may as well leave your luggage wide ass open
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Watch out Kardashians, there's a new contender for best "junk in the trunk" on TV. And it's not who you think it is
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Thu April 08, 2021
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Charting the colors of all of Mister Rogers' cardigans
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
He's been a spy, a cowboy, a babysitter, a cop and a monkey. Now he's a 67-year old. Happy Birthday to Jackie Chan
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hulk wishes Ant Man a Happy Birthday
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Merry 60th birthday, Eddie Murphy. Beef jerky time
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is the 95th birthday of Gus Grissom. He flew the second American space mission, commanded the first crewed Gemini mission, and many in NASA wanted to put him for the first lunar landing. No candles please as it is not funny
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Wed March 31, 2021
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Rise and wish a happy 86th birthday to Herb Alpert
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Invest your money in Boone's Farm and red Solo cups now, because when the pandemic's finally over, they'll sell out fast
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Walken Tag
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A cargo ship blocking the Suez, Georgia caving to racists, Biden's press conference--all are fresh fodder for the cast. Will Amy Poehler pop in? Will Kate McKinnon and Cecily Strong shine? Maya Rudolph hosts, Jack Harlow raps. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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Fri March 26, 2021
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
In honor of what would have been Leonard Nimoy's 90th birthday, Boston's Museum of Science will add a Vulcan salute monument to their premises
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
After spending 667 days in a Los Angeles shelter, this sweet pup was adopted just in time to celebrate his 4th birthday with his forever family. Please wish Melvin a Happy Birthday this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue March 23, 2021
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
One year later, half the street is impassable - just last week, we had a massive, 6-foot-deep hole. To celebrate, I created a replica of the street scene in cake form (w/ pics)
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Sun March 21, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate the 18th birthday of the war in Iraq with a timelapse of CNN from March 19th to April 17th, 2003. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Free of interference, the Forest Service decides burning down the forest around Mt Rushmore during a drought is still a bad idea. Wait, that's Kristi Noem's music
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents and my in-laws joined my family for our youngest child's birthday. My dad showed up sick and lied about not having Covid. He exposed all of us and lied about following protocols. I'm angry; my mom says I'm selfish. What do I do?"
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Heart's Nancy Wilson has her 67th birthday today while remaining a oooh, barracuda
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Flavor Flav is 62 making him today's Birthday BOYYYYYEEEE
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Sun March 14, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Albert Einstein. He proved that atoms exist, explained why rivers meander, invented a refrigerator with no moving parts, and won a Nobel Prize for explaining the photoelectric effect, among other things
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Sat March 13, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 80th ... 74th ... 72nd ... 70th Birthday, Charo. May you cuchi-cuchi for many more
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Fri March 12, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Fed Ex driver jumps into freezing river to rescue woman who lost control of her vehicle due to singing "happy birthday" on her phone. No word on when Fed Ex will be firing driver for the delay caused by the rescue
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Those 81 candles ask for permission blow themselves out on Chuck Norris' birthday
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today is Raul Julia's birthday, but for him, it is Tuesday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 79th birthday to John Cale of the Velvet Underground. "Cut mouth bleeding razor's Forgetting the pain. Antiseptic remains cool goodbye. So you fly. To the cozy brown snow of the east"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Will life milestones change amid a prolonged pandemic? Depends
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Brainerd Dispatch)
 
 
 
A very happy sesquicentennial birthday to the bridge that allowed folks to leave Brainerd, Mississippi
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Sat March 06, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, David Gilmour. 75 years old today. Rock on
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Thu March 04, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, BeBe
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to our first National Park
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
During more "normal times" we relish seeing restaurant owners call out unreasonable customers for bullshiat reviews. Now while restaurant workers and bartenders are risking their lives to cater to entitled people we find that we relish them even more
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 21¼st birthday to Jack Lousma the last surviving member of Skylab 3 and the commander of the third Space Shuttle mission
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 105th birthday to that noted lunar explorer from Brooklyn, blustery bus driver Ralph Kramden, aka Jackie Gleason. Bang zoom
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Deepfake revenge porn. New hotness: Deepfake photos of your ancestors. You can't fap to this
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Happy 89th birthday to the late great Johnny Cash, who made some amazing music, became an American icon, and nearly caused the extinction of the California Condor in 1965
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler goes skiing naked to celebrate body positivity and her birthday. It's all downhill from here
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CBC)
 
Video
 
What are you doing? "Taking a ride with my Chicken"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Mitch Hedberg. Link goes to one of his Conan O'Brien appearances
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Tue February 23, 2021
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
105-year-old woman claims secret of longevity consists of driving three husbands, two cardiologists into early graves
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
News: Prince Markie Dee of the pioneering rap group The Fat Boys dies at 52. Fark: One day before his 53rd birthday
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"AAAAAHHHHHHIIIIIII, AAAAAAAAOOOOOOO, EEEEEYYYYAAAAHHHH" *Translation* - "Happy 88th birthday Yoko Ono"
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Mon February 15, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
Guy figures out way to never forget his wife's birthday, anniversary, or Valentine's Day. Catch: He has to remember his birthday
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
So how was your Valentine's Day?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Monday is Washington's Birthday, aka Presidents Day. Do you have the day off today? Who is your favorite President of all-time? Enjoy as we pay tribute to our 46 leaders of the executive branch
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, YouTube
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Thu February 11, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Today would have been Leslie Nielsen's 95th birthday. Good luck, funny man. We're still all counting on you
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Could you be any more rude than to wish Jennifer Aniston a happy birthday?
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest of the modern musical age: Maestro John Williams
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity" Happy birthday Mr Dickens
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to our Dear Leader. No, not him. Our other one
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Sat February 06, 2021
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Axl Rose turns 59 today. Here's a clip of today's birthday boy performing his most famous work
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Ronald McDonald has been keeping a secret from us, and it's not the thinning head of gray hair he may or may not be hiding under that curly red wig"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Ronald McDonald has been keeping a secret from us, and it's not the thinning head of gray hair he may or may not be hiding under that curly red wig"
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Thu February 04, 2021
(This Is Colossal)
 
 
 
Parental Guidance Recommended. For years, this guy's been bombing toyshop shelves with his one-off small games commenting on the harsh realities of life
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's Alice Cooper's birthday today, but YOU get the present...a free download of his newest single, "Social Debris". You're welcome
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's Amal Clooney' birthday. Yeah, you read it wrong again
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Morgan Fairchild, who's 34 today. Yeah, that's the ticket
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"How do I know if the spankings I got as a child were abuse?"
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Sun January 31, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 74th birthday to the legendary Nolan Ryan. Never mind the 5700 strikeouts, 324 wins or seven no-hitters. Here's a reminder of his greatest career accomplishment
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Pandemic
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
We hear that February 30th is still open for a new state holiday
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Fri January 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rita Ora has lost around 220,000 Instagram followers as furious fans remove her from their feed in the wake of her lockdown-flouting 30th birthday bash. ♫It's my party and I'll cry if I want to♫
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
With 76 candles on it today, Tom Selleck's birthday cake is unquestionably magnum
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Bay Journal)
 
 
 
Maryland balloon banners suggest planting a tree, lighting candles, or drumming to honor birthdays, graduates, and marriages. Any other ideas that have a little more "pop?"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Some people get parties on their birthdays, other get gifts, and this Florida Man gets mistakenly released from jail so he can continue to commit criminal mischief
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Want to feel old? Frodo is 40 today. 40. Happy birthday Elijah Wood
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rita Ora's illegal birthday party was held with CCTV shut off
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Fun at Work day, so management has mandated a required five minute Fun Period to replace your break. So have fun or be fired
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Alphonso D'Abruzzo, A*K*A Alan Alda. He's no Paper Lion, but at 85 he's no BAYYYYBEEEEEE either
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Wed January 27, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever heard of the "Birthday Rule?" Did you know your newborn baby must be on both parents' health insurance? Just another case for single payer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Torrey Smith, celebrating just his 32nd birthday, explains why he hung up his cleats
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
His weakness may be strong but his candles are 52. Happy birthday Patton Oswalt
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Paul Newman, who stayed hot until the day he died and was also the star of the greatest hockey movie ever made
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(Louder Sound)
 
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I have no idea what you're talking about, so let's celebrate Eddie Van Halen's birthday with a Jawa shredding to 'Eruption'
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Well, if we're doing sports birthdays today, hockey's GOAT is sixty today? SIXTY? If he's that old...that makes me... crap, where'd the time go
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(Salon)
 
 
 
So, what flavor is "birthday cake?"
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Who is afraid of Virginia Woolf's birthday cake?
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Sun January 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't let Neil Diamond be a solitary man on his 80th birthday today
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Sat January 23, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
More cake for me
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Captain of the now accurately named Ghost Ship artist commune in Oakland pleads guilty to causing the deaths of 36 in horrific fire
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Thu January 21, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Cue Yakety-Sax as we wish Benny Hill Happy Birthday
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mural dedicated to Eddie Van Halen set to be unveiled on his birthday. Eruptions of tributes sure to follow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fifteen people in a small Chilean town have contracted coronavirus after attending a birthday party thrown for a cat. ME-OW
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
(HAPPY * BIRTHDAY) (DOLLY * PARTON)
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
Audio
 
Let's all be VERY quiet and wish Ray Dolby a happy birthday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's farewell crowd may end up looking more like a Kirk Cameron birthday party
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
THIS... is James Earl Jones' 90th birthday
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Sat January 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to one of the the true masters of Horror, John Carpenter. For this, the creepy tag is honorific
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Happy 92nd birthday Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Let's find out how people in Iowa are celebrating
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Wikipedia, which is 176 today if you believe everything you read on the internets
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have to make desserts for a friend's distanced birthday party. I have a pantry full of ingredients, new silicone dome and cylinder molds, a couple pounds of persimmon. Need some ideas
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Happy 40th Birthday to Thrasher magazine. In other news, they still print Thrasher
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
"This is how Betty White plans to celebrate her 99th birthday in quarantine." If Betty White's spent 99 birthdays in quarantine, I'd say she can do it any damn way she wants
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
101-year-old Oahu man celebrates birthday at his favorite gym, is in better shape than any of us
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Wed January 13, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Vanilla Whore, who knows how to act in a trench
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Tiffany Trump had a low-key lunch in Miami, remaining inconspicuous the entire time. Well as inconspicuous as you can be pulling up in a 45-foot yacht and surrounded by secret service agents
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Ain't no birthday party like a Scandinavian birthday party
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Prince William threw Kate Middleton a party and didn't invite the Queen (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 284 birthday to the inventor of the davenport ... and co-founder of Vermont
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart has 76 candles on his birthday cake today. Why the small face?
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Fri January 08, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On the Voice UK, Stevie Wonder makes a surprise appearance to wish Sir Tom Jones a happy 80th birthday. Or so they told him
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
For David Bowie's 74th birthday--which would've been today--his archive is releasing Bowie covers of John Lennon and Bob Dylan, and you can enjoy them at your leisure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy 86th birthday to the King of Rock and Roll, without whom there would be no Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and pretty much every other rock band your parents and grandparents has sex to. Now try and get THAT image out of your head. You're welcome
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