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Wed February 01, 2023
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
Not content with stealing toilet paper, thief steals toilet plumbing, leaving Burger King with a "strange bulge" in her pants
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Sat January 28, 2023
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Top sports clip of the day comes from badminton - 73 shots, 82 seconds. But please, regale us with your adventures of climbing the stairs from the basement to get a bag of Cheetos
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Fri January 27, 2023
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you have a giant rose tattoo on your neck, maybe cover it up before you start robbing banks
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Wed January 25, 2023
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tom Brady explains why he wants his kids to fail. Presumably it's to teach them to not shake hands with your lessers, slam tablets, and curse out your podcast cohost lobbing you softballs
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Mon January 23, 2023
(CBR)
 
 
 
Article lists the darkest, most disturbing anime series
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Thu January 19, 2023
(Forbes)
 
 
 
While Zuckerbot is dropping billions trying to get humanity into the Metaverse, Microsoft's CEO thinks integrating AI in all of our documents, correspondence, and presentations is what the world needs
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Even a warlock finds that boxing Helena is easier than climbing Mount Baldy, probably wishes he'd settled for a room with a view
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If you had "Cute Dick Squad" on your sedition trial bingo card, come down and claim your prize
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Tue January 17, 2023
(MSN)
 
 
 
Matt Schlapp releases statement that his hand hurts from grabbing all that dick, so have some sympathy or envy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Who had 'algae blooms turn everything in the ocean into a psycho killer' on their 2023 apocalypse bingo card? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Youtubing superstar either gets out of control celebrating her birthday or gets hassled by cops - let the media narrative war begin
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Of course an "AI expert" would say that 90% of online stuff will be generated by AI by 2025
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Sat January 14, 2023
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Irishman goes on 0.0% alcohol binge of beers, wine, spirits, ciders and Prosecco for Dry January, gets converted. Yeah, something's not right here
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
The Underhill climbing award has changed its name, less to avoid ironic meaning as to avoid blatant antisemitism of namesake
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Archeology or grave robbing? Two arrested after making grave mistake and stealing from a cemetery. Plot twist: stealing shovels and an ATV
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Discover)
 
 
 
Eight rules for researchers to combat science disinformation - pretty much if you think you discovered something cool don't go blabbing all over the place about how awesome you are
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Your next contestants on Worst Parents Ever come to you from *clap*clap*clap*clap* deep in the heart of Texas [warning: disturbing content]
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Tue January 10, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft to throw $10 billion at latest, greatest shiny keys being jingled in its face
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Can anyone confirm if this is true? Subby would check for himself, but it's nap time and there's so many apps that need updating and Bing has gotten so complicated. Why, I remember when nothing happened until the 11:00 news. I could curl up in my sha
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reason #4: To reduce stabbings 100%
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Florida Man, (possibly Klingon) arrested for failing to report death of his mother. Might have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for the machine that goes *BING*
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Touch my hair without permission? That's a stabbing, bro
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Sat January 07, 2023
(WKRG Mobile)
 
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Armed elderly bingo hall patrons get gunman's number, halt shooting and hold him at gunpoint
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Robbing a bank is bad but robbing a bank when you're on parole for robbing a bank is just too much
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby didn't have "Rebecca Black dunking on Andrew Tate" on his 2023 bingo card, but here we are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bing's about to get a whole lot more racist
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Space.com)
 
 
 
South Korea is too busy photographing Earth from Lunar orbit to bother with bombing fish
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British doctors prescribing nature to their patients. Pfft, US healthcare has been telling people to go outside and die for years
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Open AI is very proud of its new chatbot ChatGPT, but it's pretty much garbage in, garbage out because of bias programming
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Wed January 04, 2023
(Evie)
 
 
 
Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs
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Tue December 27, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom finds son covered in soot while climbing up chimney trying to look for Santa. He is now also speaking with a terrible Cockney accent for some reason
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Climbing)
 
 
 
The dangers of alpine climbing: rockfall, cold, pulmonary edema, having Canada's park service steal your entire base camp in front of your eyes while you're high up on the route
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Christmas greeting from Will Ferrell and John C Reilly, recreating a David Bowie and Bing Crosby classic (updated link to full version)
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Thu December 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Google is worried that its search engine could be replaced by an AI bot that: "is unable to fact-check what it says and can't distinguish between fact and misinformation and can make up answers, a phenomenon that AI researchers call "hallucinations"
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Tue December 20, 2022
(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
For sale: Ferrari 250 GT California in red, low miles. Chicago-area owner, clean except for slight body damage, considerable wear to reverse gear, light buff marks from extensive diaper rubbing
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Sat December 17, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Big Apple sliced by alarming 37% increase of fatal slashings, stabbings
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ah, the Leicester clubbing season (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Samsung wants to add your kitteh's collar to the IoT, not realizing it's grabbing a tiger by the tail. Let them fight
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Tue December 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
USA sending Patriots to Ukraine. Not the seditious kind, but the anti-Orc kind. Though subby does kinda like the image of lobbing seditious wingnuts into the path of Russian missiles. Pull
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clickbait 101: Headline "Idaho murders: Convicted killer arrested a mile from university stabbings" FTFA "Police said his arrest on Wednesday was not related to the Nov. 13 home invasion murders nearby"
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Thu December 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
EU top court: Google must remove 'manifestly inaccurate' data. Google: Bless your robe-y little hearts
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Wed December 07, 2022
(MIT)
 
 
 
Boffins work on figuring out why "rubbing" a "body part" that's "aching" makes it feel better. Wait, they got research grants for this, and we've been doing it for free?
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Tue December 06, 2022
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Disturbing photos from Studio 54, but hey we never seen Robin Williams like this before
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New carbon nanotube-based foam promises superior protection against concussions, interwebbing headdesks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like the police involved in investigating those four dead University of Idaho students got their training from the same place as all those internet detectives who broke the Boston Marathon bombing case wide open
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Wed November 30, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not so much heart attacks as wincing and grabbing our groins in sympathy
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Tue November 29, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"First team we pick is Germany; we've had two world wars with them, and they are really good. Second is Yugoslavia: we're bombing them as we speak. Third is Iran. Oh, wonderful." An oral history of the USMNT's 1998 World Cup fiasco
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Tue November 22, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
In early 2021, Kia unveiled a new logo. Now, there are 30K Google searches each month for "KN car"
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop these climbing lasses
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Thu November 17, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly fell asleep during Trump announcement. Sounds like he wasn't grabbing her
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Beware of 'snow globing' when dating during the holidays, Snowballing, too
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Boy makes it to the top of a climbing wall, celebrates by jumping down. Luckily he had a harness on
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Wed November 16, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Map of all the internets plumbing, from May 1973
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Sat November 12, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When the headline is about Putin and backstabbing, you never know if it's literal or figurative
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not sure what's worse: the fact that Weinstein cheated on his beloved ficus with a bath towel or that this fact is the least disturbing part of TFA
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Sat November 05, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now that the NYC subway system's problems with violence, filth and corruption have been solved, who's up for bingo?
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump has died in a rock-climbing accident in New Zealand while Jeff Goldblum just looked on and laughed. Sorry Drew, just testing the limits of Fark moderation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just the two Koreas lobbing missiles at each other
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Mon October 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Biden suggests American voters beat inflation by dodging that union-made Kellogg's stuff outta Battle Creek & grabbing store brand generic raisin bran. Subby busy searching for his mom's old Gerald Ford WIN button, can't hurt
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Sun October 30, 2022
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will SANADA best KENTA and advance to the Semi's? Can Ren Narita get some long-awaited payback on Toru Yano? Are they really jobbing DOUKI to a Young Lion? Day 12 of BATTLE AUTUMN '22 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat October 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher arrested for walking around condo complex with pants pulled down to his ankles, then completely naked while rubbing his genitals on stair railing. When asked why he was naked, he replied, "I cannot explain it"
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Birbs don't exist. Nor do the lasting mental health benefits from being around their chirbing
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Most times, the backstabbing at a dealership is metaphorical rather than actual, as it is in this case
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Well, THAT's not disturbing at all
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Meet "General Armageddon," the new man in charge of Russia's strategy in Ukraine. Yes, he's the asshat who's been bombing all of the civilian targets lately. Real nice guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the US border, some kid is jabbing his finger into his dad's eye
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Sun October 16, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
After $23 million fine, AT&T 'committed to ensuring' it never gets caught bribing lawmakers again
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Wed October 12, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
5th Century: Watery tart lobbing scimitars from lake. 21st Century: Weighty tyrant lobbing SLBMs from lake
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Without One German Product, Modern Civilization Would Collapse. This six minute video raises more than its fair share of disturbing thoughts and scenarios, in economics, science, and politics. Just right for a Fark food fight
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Mon October 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to accuse someone of having an affair with your husband, be sure they're REALLY having an affair before stabbing them. Jailarity ensues
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(See cheesy it)
 
 
 
If you liked slabbing comic books in plastic coffins so you can't read them, you're going to love this
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Sat October 08, 2022
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Listicle: 5 takeaways from Texas' 49-0 drubbing of Oklahoma in the Red River Showdown. Not mentioned in article: Oklahoma had never been shut out by this many points in program history
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Grid News)
 
 
 
MAGA Candidate: "My website doesn't show up in Google searches. The Deep State is censoring me, I'm being deplatformed, help, help...I'm being repressed" Reality: "You specifically set your website NOT to be indexed by Google, moron"
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Thu October 06, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
8 to 2 odds in Las Vegas mass stabbing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Annie Ernaux wins Nobel Prize for describing how people are often walking on broken glass
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