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Thu July 29, 2021
		Remember when Turkish President Erdogan's bodyguards attacked a crowd of demonstrators in Washington DC? That thing Trump did and said absolutely NOTHING about? A federal judge has just said Turkey is NOT immune to lawsuits over the incident source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	60
		The Best People told me to endorse this loser source: axios.com \| share:	58

Wed July 28, 2021
(Democracy Docket)		Republicans add "stealing souls" to their arsenal of voter suppression tricks source: democracydocket.com \| share:	52
		Jared Kushner gives up on politics and goes back to his money source: msn.com \| share:	57
		Sinema (R-AZ) announces she will block all efforts to pass the infrastructure reconciliation bill source: msn.com \| share:	232
		Trump is burning bridges source: politico.com \| share:	102
		Behold the power of Trump source: politico.com \| share:	90

Tue July 27, 2021
(Truthout.org)		She's right, you know source: truthout.org \| share:	112
		On this day in 1974 things didn't go peachy for President Nixon in the House source: history.com \| share:	20
		Somewhere in Texas, George P. Bush just heard The Price is Right tuba source: cnn.com \| share:	100
		On one hand, it would be nice to never hear that grating voice again. On the other hand, his rampant ego coupled with breathtaking stupidity could be useful source: independent.co.uk \| share:	37
		Well, look at that. The Justice Department just removed any barriers to former Trump officials testifying about their role in the January 6 treason source: npr.org \| share:	52

Mon July 26, 2021
		Steady as he goes source: cnn.com \| share:	92

Sat July 24, 2021
		In a bold strategy, Sen. Tom Cotton says public health bureaucrats are only concerned about the best interests of public health. Let's see how that works out for him source: mediaite.com \| share:	68
		HBO's new documentary is a reminder that peace, love and understanding is so 20th Century source: indiewire.com \| share:	64
		If there's something strange... On your internet... Who ya gonna call? TRUSTBUSTERS source: politico.com \| share:	19

Fri July 23, 2021
		The Great Vaccine Switcheroo continues: Tennessee, which fired someone for vaccine outreach, and then halted ALL vaccine outreach, is reaching out again source: tennessean.com \| share:	65
		Well, I guess now we know why the Trump administration screwed up the response to the Covid-19 pandemic so badly. They went to Jared source: insider.com \| share:	75
		Alex Jones's last line of defense in defamation lawsuit: Hillary Clinton. Laughter OL source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	70

Thu July 22, 2021
		Turns out the FBI put "investigate Brett Kavanaugh" on their calendar but never actually did it source: forbes.com \| share:	89
		Hillary Clinton and Liz Cheney are twins, according to idiots source: thehill.com \| share:	34

Wed July 21, 2021
		GOP blocks infrastructure bill, promising they just need more time to write it. It should be finished sometime around mid-November 2022 source: cnn.com \| share:	74
		Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes source: nypost.com \| share:	75
		Appeals Court upholds Michigan law that prohibits people from renting buses or vans and giving people free rides to the polls, because that prevents voter fraud by...umm...well.. because...because fark people without a car, that's why source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	72

Tue July 20, 2021
		Republicans set to pull the football from Democrats at the last minute, again source: nydailynews.com \| share:	104
		You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush source: mediaite.com \| share:	88
		Louisiana lawmakers convene for the first veto override session under their nearly 50-year-old state constitution. Not even the Baton Rouge hookers or gators know quite what to do source: apnews.com \| share:	78
		The COVID germ / Makes the VP squirm / Deep from the heart of Texas source: thehill.com \| share:	44
		Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike source: cnn.com \| share:	82

Mon July 19, 2021
		Massive collection of White House molds for sale. No word on spores or fungus source: washingtonian.com \| share:	14
		Get into the car. We'll be the passenger. We'll ride through the city tonight. We'll see the city's ripped backsides. We'll see the bright and hollow sky in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	174
		"Hey guys, I didn't mean that FACEBOOK was killing people, just the bad guys that use Facebook. Can you unlock my FarmVille account now, please" source: cnbc.com \| share:	71

Sat July 17, 2021
		In Rudy's defense, if any of us had to be stuck in the White House on election night, we'd probably be plastered out of our mind as well source: yahoo.com \| share:	60

Fri July 16, 2021
		As always, excessive bleach and Oxi-Clean are being used source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	54
		Tickets for the Has-Been/Never-Was MAGA tour are selling at a snail's pace source: politico.com \| share:	80

Thu July 15, 2021
		GOP willing to let America collapse rather than force rich people to pay their damn taxes source: thehill.com \| share:	122
		Schadenfreude, meet Donald. Donald, meet schadenfreude source: politico.com \| share:	99

Wed July 14, 2021
		Grand Moff Abbott is already ordering police searches of the homes of missing Democratic Senators as an intimidation tactic source: huffpost.com \| share:	136
		You've watched the last four years happen, and them trying to pretend 1/6 never happened and you can STILL ask that question? source: politico.com \| share:	141
		Gosh, will we ever be able to understand why the public gets so caught up in divisive bullshiat masquerading as political scandal? source: npr.org \| share:	138
		Ken Starr, hero to pedophilic sex traffickers source: theguardian.com \| share:	49

Tue July 13, 2021
		Article:"Will the Democrats still lose the midterm elections if the GOP runs on a 'Our Deadly Riot Was Good' platform?". Subby: Takes a look at the average American voter "Yeah, that's entirely possible" source: slate.com \| share:	187
		Tennessee GOP ends all vaccine outreach to young people. Not just COVID-19 -- ALL vaccine outreach of any kind, in any form source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	115
		"The Bie Lie is just that: A BIG LIE". Here is your Biden election rights speech thread source: c-span.org \| share:	203
		Q: You're a Trump-humping blue state gubernatorial candidate who desperately wants to avoid the upcoming debate where you're going to have your ass handed to you. What do you invent as an excuse? A: C-C-C-C-CLINTON FOUNDATION source: wtop.com \| share:	48
		White House Shrugged source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	44

Mon July 12, 2021
		Biggest threat to Democrats in 2022? Is it the looming environmental disaster, rampant and systemic racism, and abuse of authority by people in power? Nope, it's being aware that those things actually exist source: cnn.com \| share:	171
		Texas Democrats walk out of special legislative session to prevent quorum to stop voting restrictions, education laws. This is not a repeat from the regular session source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	176
		Far-right protestors of Rep. Katie Porter (D-Orange County CA) start fist fight at her family-friendly town hall source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	122

Sat July 10, 2021
		Here's Obama's summer reading list for 2021 source: thehill.com \| share:	91
		The wheels of the bus turn slowly, but grind everyone eventually source: huffpost.com \| share:	80
		Not explained in the story is how this lady found a purse no one would steal source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	56

Fri July 09, 2021
		Arizona's Ice Cream Man is signing bills based on manufactured Fox News controversies source: abc15.com \| share:	56
		DeSantis is running source: apnews.com \| share:	92

Thu July 08, 2021
		Greta's husband is one of Trump's class action law suit lawyers. No not the good Greta, she's not from Alabama so she doesn't have a husband. The evil Greta if you will source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	74
		Marjorie Failure Greene says something rational source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	63

Wed July 07, 2021
		Anyone who wonders how we got here is either a liar or a fool source: esquire.com \| share:	31
		"We're all Joe Manchin right now." Gross source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	33
		Law and order president breaks law source: forbes.com \| share:	69

Tue July 06, 2021
		Clinton's vetting of Al Gore revealed the VP had no real friends source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	73
		Today is National Fried Chicken Day, so let's all get our Leeeeeroy Jenkins on and charge into deliciousness source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	16
		Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected source: comicsands.com \| share:	162

Sun July 04, 2021
		The studio thought Will Smith would have wrecked Independence Day's box office on Earf source: avclub.com \| share:	44

Sat July 03, 2021
		The Pentagon loves forever wars source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	49

Fri July 02, 2021
		Will it be paved with Trump associates who have been thrown under the bus? source: thehill.com \| share:	61
		Zodiac Killer 2024 source: politicususa.com \| share:	105

Thu July 01, 2021
		Hair throws Tortoise to wolves source: mediaite.com \| share:	71
		In a new book it's claimed that Trump never went upstairs to the second floor. Find out why he confined himself and the other odd changes he made during his time in office source: msn.com \| share:	84
(Some Guy)		Turns out Michael Jordan and Sean Connery have something in common source: sportscasting.com \| share:	20
		BBC News confuses Bill Cosby with Bill Clinton in hilarious but understandable slip-up source: metro.co.uk \| share:	60
		Vice President's staff upset that they are working for a less funny and more dysfunctional version of Veep source: politico.com \| share:	157
		A likkered-up Bill Gates at a "gentlemen's club" then naked and bouncing and frolicking at his pool party with the strippers? Welcome to Fark, your window into the how the other half lives... wait this was 30 years ago? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	71

Wed June 30, 2021
		Midnight at the oasis, send your camel to bed. Shadows painting our faces, traces of romance in our heads. Heaven's holding a half-moon shining just for us in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	161
		45 is 41. Too Damn High source: politico.com \| share:	155
		No, no - we said free BRITNEY source: independent.co.uk \| share:	577
		In the race for Cleveland's congressional seat, Jim Clyburn endorses Shontel Brown, who's trailing frontrunner Nina Turner by 35 points and "Undecided" by 6 points source: thehill.com \| share:	75

Tue June 29, 2021
		The greatest obstacle to Making America Great Again™? Stairs source: independent.co.uk \| share:	82
		President and First Lady to visit Miami in wake of building collapse, and before Fox starts asking why Biden isn't visiting Miami source: msn.com \| share:	63
		Liz Cheney fires up joint to fend off Trumpies source: forbes.com \| share:	31
		Parler joins the resistance source: thehill.com \| share:	43
		"(Former guy) is coming back before the middle of August. And what if that doesn't happen? We're going to be in a civil war because the militia will be taking over" source: thehill.com \| share:	249
		Total BS: Mike Lindell Urges SCOTUS to 'Immediately' Reinstate Trump and 'Get Rid of Communists' source: msn.com \| share:	192
		Mobile's Battleship Park sinks Trump's 4th of July rally source: al.com \| share:	39

Mon June 28, 2021
		Michael Dukakis shares warning on crime to Democrats source: thehill.com \| share:	181
		Ethel the protective mother hen will streak after you if you get anywhere near her adoptive chicks. Boogity, boogity source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share:	4

Sun June 27, 2021
		Major news networks refused to air delusional old man's revenge rant source: deadline.com \| share:	129

Sat June 26, 2021
		Like in, say, two weeks? Like every other "major" announcement that never came to pass? source: msn.com \| share:	103

Fri June 25, 2021
		It's raining confirmations source: huffpost.com \| share:	45
		Nice old man makes mean old men "look like f'ing idiots" source: politico.com \| share:	62

Thu June 24, 2021
		Biden's giant bipartisan victory is the infrastructure deal where he got $1.2 trillion, despite Democrats wanting $6 trillion and controlling all 3 branches of government while the minority party started at $1 trillion source: cnn.com \| share:	583

Wed June 23, 2021
		US government to release distraction from the numerous garbage fires at the end of June, here's what lies we already know are in it source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	73
(Some Guy)		Those were some damn good chili dogs, apparently source: kark.com \| share:	59

Tue June 22, 2021
		Trump-appointed judge rules that White House officials can order use of chemical weapons to clear a path to a photo op source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	79
		Or the Democrats could ram through a Biden Supreme Court nomination like the Republicans did for Trump last year source: thehill.com \| share:	94
		Leader of church that sold bleach as cure for Covid claims that Trump consumed his product shortly before making remarks about injecting bleach as a disinfectant source: theguardian.com \| share:	68
		According to Jason Miller, Trump has "zero desire" to be Speaker, zero idea what the Speaker is or does source: thehill.com \| share:	79

Mon June 21, 2021
		Political merch sales may be headed for a crash post-Trump. Giant stack of "build the wall" bumper stickers shockingly not selling anymore source: nbcnews.com \| share:	37
		Apple has started a technology war for control of your wrist (jerk off motion) source: axios.com \| share:	19
		A psychologist explains how to break the cultlike bond between Trump and his supporters source: alternet.org \| share:	104

Sun June 20, 2021
		Democrats demand investigation into the January 6 terrorist attack on the Capitol source: thehill.com \| share:	122
		The woman who calls herself the head of USAerospace Partners and the Institute for Good Governance, which are the main pushers of the "Italian Connection" election conspiracy theory, is really a realtor in VA who falsely claims to own a $30m mansion source: thehill.com \| share:	62

Sat June 19, 2021
		Former Orange Oval Office Occupier opposes Murkowski source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	41
		Was Jeffrey Epstein a government informant? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	62
		Wait... so now nepotism at the White House is bad? source: msn.com \| share:	107

Fri June 18, 2021
		We are all doomed - DOOMED source: yahoo.com \| share:	87
		Does anyone want to let 2017 Hannity know what 2021 Hannity is up to? source: foxnews.com \| share:	31

Thu June 17, 2021
		It would be a shame if I accidentally revealed what I know about your brother the governor. Now, about those legal fees source: syracuse.com \| share:	13
		Senate Democrats see Biden's $4T infrastructure plan and raise it to $6T if they decide to go the Democrat-only budget reconciliation route source: politico.com \| share:	80
		Alex Jones admits he was ordered to orchestrate and work on the January 6 terror attack by Trump source: politicususa.com \| share:	76
		Losing loser who lost in 2020 finally admits he lost in 2020. Loser source: amp.heraldonline.com \| share:	57

Wed June 16, 2021
		Suddenly the NY Post is very concerned with the White House leaving the press in the dark source: nypost.com \| share:	26
		Another federal holiday is now all but certain source: cnn.com \| share:	134
		Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	60
		Gym Jordan goes off on DOJ for not jumping when Trump ordered them to look into bogus fraud claims. Thinks they need to be investigated for not following orders from president to a T source: politico.com \| share:	75

Tue June 15, 2021
		Trying hard to improve his brand and to show his excellent temperament. "Trump calls publishing houses 'sleezebags' after reports say he can't land a book deal." . That should help negotiations source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	112
		Dolt 45** claims he's writing a memoir and he's received "very substantial offers" from "two of the biggest and most prestigious publishing houses," but the 5 biggest publishers all say it's fiction in more ways than one source: politico.com \| share:	121
		New emails from Trump White House detail how his entire senior staff were working to overturn the election. DONNA! source: cnn.com \| share:	114
		Libs want Breyer to retire before the mire source: theweek.com \| share:	70

Mon June 14, 2021
		Justice official resigns in wake of Democrat and media records seizure uproar, proving again why you don't mess with people's vinyl. It's got a warmer sound, man source: aol.com \| share:	34
		The only two senators that really matter in the Democratic Party most likely will get their way on infrastructure source: politico.com \| share:	65
		Today's Slatesplanation: Why you shouldn't be shocked by the fact that Merrick Garland's Justice Department is continuing to defend and protect Trump source: slate.com \| share:	59
		Leave it to The Hill to "raise questions" about "the suicide" of news anchor who "broke" the Big Bill/ Loretta Lynch tarmac meet up of some 5 years ago, anyway, before Hillary "lost" to Donald Trump, hmmm,... gee I wonder if,... nah source: thehill.com \| share:	38
		Mitch McConnell is who we thought he was source: thehill.com \| share:	80
		Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman source: mediaite.com \| share:	296

Sun June 13, 2021
		"Joe Manchin speaks for a lot of Americans" source: cnn.com \| share:	195

Sat June 12, 2021
		Obviously he got the big box of crayons, the one that comes with a built in sharpener source: yahoo.com \| share:	170

Fri June 11, 2021
		At last, bipartisanship. But don't be surprised if it's labeled as misinformation, and gets disappeared from the internet source: axios.com \| share:	60
		It's. . . . it's infrastructure week? source: cnn.com \| share:	72

Thu June 10, 2021
		Bigliest approval ratings EVER source: yahoo.com \| share:	50
		Jim Acosta is correct: We ignore greenlights of Trump threads at our own peril source: mediaite.com \| share:	72
		Joe Biden is the president most strongly disliked by the opposing party in history. This is normal. Everything is fine source: fivethirtyeight.com \| share:	424
		Six-part article describes major reforms to prevent future corrupt US Presidents from becoming tyrants-in-chief. Hero tag to Boston Globe for publishing these editorials source: apps.bostonglobe.com \| share:	96
		Yes, McGahn lied to the President. Why? "Because I wanted to get off the phone". Just part of the "Crazy shiat" that came out of his closed door testimony source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	44

Wed June 09, 2021
		Donald Trump refrained from attacking Joe Biden too directly during the Democratic primaries in 2020 because he believed that the Democrats would give the nomination to Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama if he went after Biden too hard source: vanityfair.com \| share:	105
		Stacy Abrams: A real American hero source: cbsnews.com \| share:	94
		"Obama is a hater who is inflaming racial wounds," insists the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson source: mediaite.com \| share:	70
		New York Times tries to cover up the fact that watermelons were found on Mars source: mediaite.com \| share:	4

Tue June 08, 2021
		Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets "surprise appearance" from former President Trump. She was in his house source: forbes.com \| share:	53
		Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	51
		Gaetz: I was about to sign on with Newsmax. Newsmax: new phone who dis? source: thehill.com \| share:	54
		Ted Cruz worries that deficits will cause inflation and wreck American wealth. If only someone could have prevented all the deficits by doing (or not doing) something a few years that made deficits worse. Oh, who cares let's all go to Cancun source: dallasnews.com \| share:	28

Mon June 07, 2021
		Trump gets Psaki bombed source: thehill.com \| share:	72
		Emails obtained from watchdog from Arizona Senate President shows that Arizona fraudit is just about making the orange sore loser happy source: kjzz.org \| share:	74
		An evening of conversation about sexual assault and how to get away with it source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	55

Sun June 06, 2021
		Trump Pants scandal indeed the work of Antifa source: snopes.com \| share:	190
		Manchin: Voting reform is too partisan. Also the filibuster isn't going anywhere. Wait... this guy still claims he's a Democrat? source: axios.com \| share:	441
		Fox News's refusal to air Trump's speech shows his waning power source: mediaite.com \| share:	85

Sat June 05, 2021
		God help us all; Trey Gowdy has a Fox News platform source: mediamatters.org \| share:	55

Fri June 04, 2021
		Despite the demands of conservatives for Dr. Fauci's head for not knowing every possible thing, including facts not yet discovered about Covid-19, and disagreeing with Dear Leader, Biden remains confident in Fauci. Ain't public service grand? source: thehill.com \| share:	73

Thu June 03, 2021
		Rich Lowery rightly points out Biden has slim majorities. Let's change that source: politico.com \| share:	52
		Apparently, George P. Bush really hates his low energy father, Jeb source: cnn.com \| share:	64
		I see the crystal raindrops fall And the beauty of it all Is when the sun comes shining through To make those rainbows in my mind When I think of you sometime And I want to spend some time in a Thursday MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern source: msnbc.com \| share:	185
		Cuomo is the smarter, liberal version of Trump, at least when it comes to sticking it to the taxpayers to pay for the consequences of their actions source: fox5ny.com \| share:	28
		New White House science adviser wants the vaccine ready to fight the next pandemic in 100 days. What's he not telling us? source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	12
		Democratic lobbying firm under investigation for illegally lobbying for Ukrainian firm, Burisma source: politico.com \| share:	81

Wed June 02, 2021
		Former President Obama states that now President Biden is 'finishing the job' of his administration, also digs at Trump for benefiting from his lackluster economic policies. Legacy complete source: axios.com \| share:	53
		OK's governor signs a bill naming a portion of a highway after Donnie. What he didn't do was admit it publicly source: thehill.com \| share:	77
		"I'm 21 and live in a 72-square-foot NYC apartment that costs $1,345 a month. Here's what a day in my life looks like" source: yahoo.com \| share:	211
		Sean Hannity violated the separation of Derp and State source: politicususa.com \| share:	51

Tue June 01, 2021
		The West Wing was a mistake and Aaron Sorkin should be ashamed for ever thinking it up source: politico.com \| share:	59
		The enemy to Democracy for the midterms is Marjorie Traitor Greene source: thehill.com \| share:	46
		There's a reason the QNuts are pushing the coup in Myanmar as a good thing: Trump is Reportedly Telling People He Will Be Reinstated as President By August source: mediaite.com \| share:	159

Mon May 31, 2021
		Johnson & Johnson is feeling irritated and itchy, asks SCOTUS to void $2B talc verdict source: nbcnews.com \| share:	20

Sun May 30, 2021
		Hypothetically speaking of course, what would happen if a certain ex-president goes to jail? Aside from hilarious for late night talk shows source: salon.com \| share:	78
		Foxx is largest investor in marijuana hen house source: salon.com \| share:	34

Sat May 29, 2021
		Because it's going to take all the alcohol to get through this year's Cowboys and Texans seasons, Texas will allow beer and wine purchases at 10 AM starting September 1 source: kxan.com \| share:	45

Fri May 28, 2021
		Josh Lyman demands President Bartlet, fellow Democrats stop negotiating with the Republican terrorists in Congress source: thehill.com \| share:	49
		Neera Tanden has returned as a senior advisor to Biden source: politico.com \| share:	69
		Fredo-Bongino '24? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	46
		I think at this point it's safe to say that ANYTHING Biden does is "likely to earn Republican rebuke" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	49
		White House tells former Trump appointees who lost their jobs when Biden took office: You seriously need to get over it complainers source: axios.com \| share:	63

Thu May 27, 2021
		Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin source: tmz.com \| share:	49
		If there's anything worse to think about than Trump's Bush, I don't want to hear about it source: politico.com \| share:	30
		Senate is unanimous in making sure President Biden declassifies the intel report on COVID lab-leak probe source: nypost.com \| share:	100
		Nelson, his finger pointing source: politico.com \| share:	77
		Behold the GOP's cheap-arse $928 billion counteroffer to Biden on infrastructure source: cnbc.com \| share:	108
		White House butler to retire after 47 years. Was heard to mutter, "Oh god, the past 4 years. The horror...the horror" source: cnn.com \| share:	46
		Newsmax lashes out against General Mills' "gay Lucky Charms leprechaun" and says Kelloggs is also forcing children to be "confused about their gender". Someone has issues source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	157

Wed May 26, 2021
		27 years later, Newt Gingrich is working on a new Contract With America policy platform. Difficulty: this time around, his co-author isn't Dick Armey, it's the orange-stained leader of the Dick Army source: politico.com \| share:	57

Tue May 25, 2021
		$enate to give Bezo$ more money for $pace $tuff source: theintercept.com \| share:	72

Mon May 24, 2021
		Republicans' 2022 campaign pitch: Whip Inflation Now. This is a repeat from 1974 source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	111
		George Floyd's murder shifted Biden's reality source: thehill.com \| share:	76
		Governor Ron DeSantis (FL-GOP) signs bill into law that will fine social media companies "deplatforming" political candidates up to $250,000 a day, encourages politicians to lie with impunity source: wfla.com \| share:	251
		Breyer needs to retire and focus on his ice cream empire source: thehill.com \| share:	101

Sat May 22, 2021
		The history of barbecue has been whitewashed source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	88
		Biden says he likes US Presidents who don't cozy up to dictatorships source: politico.com \| share:	46
		Democrats are increasingly nervous that Biden actually means what he says when he talks about bipartisanship source: vox.com \| share:	225
		I used to believe Crystal Pepsi was the worst idea ever, but that was before "Amazon Prime Presents Hillary Clinton talks sense into conspiracy theorists from Borat" source: uproxx.com \| share:	118

Fri May 21, 2021
		Bernie Sanders was trying to save the world, but the Senate is going to thwart his plans source: thehill.com \| share:	48
		Gavin Newsom's guardian angel is Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who is shelling out cash to protect the embattled governor source: politico.com \| share:	30
		While Congressional Republicans are digging their heels in to try to prevent Biden from getting "a win" with his infrastructure bill, he's enlisting as allies state and local GOP officials who REALLY need the money to fix busted roads and bridges source: politico.com \| share:	45
		The real reason GOP leaders don't want an independent 1/6 commission? Because they never want Americans to know how close Trump's supporters actually came to overthrowing democracy source: cnn.com \| share:	78
		Primaries are going insane because party leaders on both sides have lost control source: thehill.com \| share:	86

Thu May 20, 2021
		Kirsten Gillibrand: "I definitely want to run for president again" 99% of Democrats: To be Franken with you Kirsten, we DEFINITELY don't want you to source: thehill.com \| share:	116
		Showing they learned their lesson after writing snarky, dismissive editorials on Trump's 'unqualified' run for President, the Daily News writes a snarky, dismissive editorial on Andrew Giuliani's 'unqualified' run for Governor source: nydailynews.com \| share:	15
		The General rule is that a sitting or former Cabinet secretary can only be forced to sit for a deposition if there are "extraordinary circumstances" to justify it. A judge ruled those exist in a case about how Cruella DeVos handled loan forgiveness source: politico.com \| share:	29
		That's a long way to say Kamala Harris is being scrutinized by the GOP because she's a minority woman source: thehill.com \| share:	43

Wed May 19, 2021
		Thanks, Obama source: thehill.com \| share:	81

Tue May 18, 2021
		The White House is overrun with flies. Jared Kushner apologizes for it source: yahoo.com \| share:	55
		A brief history of Massive Intelligence Failures in the United States. 1) Pearl Harbor. 2) The Tet Offensive. 3) 9-11. 4) UFOs. 5) The January 6 insurrection. Wait, go back one source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	172
		RBG's death casts shadow over upcoming SCOTUS abortion decision. Thankfully, fetuses don't cast shadows except when there are going to be six more weeks of deliberations source: cnn.com \| share:	139
		Stephen Miller and Andrew Yang, strange bedfellows source: politico.com \| share:	46

Mon May 17, 2021
		It's Monday. How about some good news for two of Fark's favorite states? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	9
		Will Trump testify before the 1/6 Commission? Because Homeland Security has some questions source: politicususa.com \| share:	44
		Even rightwing propaganda mills recognize indictments are coming for Trump source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	74
		Giuliani has been calling Trump between 9 and 11 times a day, and he's going straight to voicemail source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	92

Sun May 16, 2021
		It's the eye of the tiger. No, seriously, it's the eye of the tiger source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	13
		"Biden just dethroned the Welfare Queen" source: cnn.com \| share:	111
		Damon Weaver, journalism legend, homeboy of two presidents, passes away at 23 source: pbs.org \| share:	84

Sat May 15, 2021
		Your daily reminder the GOP cannot be trusted source: salon.com \| share:	79

Fri May 14, 2021
		Spoiler alert: Every single Republican will vote against it source: cnbc.com \| share:	41
		Today's Tech privacy fail: Joe Biden's Venmo account. Fark: found in less than 10 minutes, thanks to Venmo making your friends list public source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	36
		Office of Special Counsel says HUD Secretary violated Hatch Act. Pretty much every member of Trump administration unavailable for comment source: cnn.com \| share:	24
		"For better or for worse, there is absolutely nothing any Democrat can say or do that is going to change Trump's behavior and any attempt to do so will be as impactful as farting into a tornado" source: thehill.com \| share:	58
		DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever source: politicususa.com \| share:	81

Thu May 13, 2021
		University of South Carolina president resigns after plagiarizing commencement speech, urging graduates to wear sunscreen source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	31
		Palm Beach preparing for V-T Day source: politico.com \| share:	69

Wed May 12, 2021
		Centrist Democrats once again seek to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory source: politico.com \| share:	135

Mon May 10, 2021
		Oddsmakers unsure how to handicap this one-on-one: Biden's got that killer crossover and moves like an Amtrak, Manchin can block almost anything singlehandedly source: thehill.com \| share:	56
		America is leaving Afghanistan. China is coming. That's what Xi said source: thehill.com \| share:	189

Sun May 09, 2021
		GOP governor describes his party's battle over Trump loyalty as a circular firing squad source: nbcnews.com \| share:	61

Fri May 07, 2021
		Soros, Soros, Chinese, Major, Antifa, sketchy laptop repairman, Soros, Major, Black Lesbian Communists for Satan, Antifa, Soros, Soros, Major, Antifa source: cnn.com \| share:	31
		Why should barefoot and pregnant only apply to married adults? source: theamericanconservative.com \| share:	149
		After meeting Epstein, Melinda went home and locked up the kids source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	90

Thu May 06, 2021
		The "election transparency activist" leading the search for bamboo ballots in AZ is a 2020 Bernie Sanders supporter source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	161
		Fox News anchor John Roberts keeps asking his Republican guests whether Liz Cheney or Donald Trump's version of the "Big Lie" is true because, even as a 45-year veteran journalist, well, darnit, he just can't seem to figure it out source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	65
		Alabama House passes medical marijuana law, making the state just 10 years behind the rest of the nation instead of the usual 30 source: abc3340.com \| share:	28
		Psaki psays pshe only planned to pstay for a year as Press Psecretary source: cnn.com \| share:	62
		Bill to pay college athletes passes the General Assembly as Georgia tries to keep pace with Alabama. Rest of SEC to follow suit except Vandy - they know better source: ajc.com \| share:	5
		How to end your political career in Texas source: yahoo.com \| share:	73

Wed May 05, 2021
		Sage advice from Pete Davidson: If you're gonna get tattoos, just make sure you really want it and aren't on mushrooms source: pagesix.com \| share:	55
		We've reached that time of year where the U.S. Treasury says we are out of money for the 11,712th time and asks Congress to increase their allowance source: msn.com \| share:	35
		SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	116
		Easiest job ever. Just link to their Twitter feeds source: thehill.com \| share:	28

Tue May 04, 2021
		When Republicans lose their jobs, they often end up working for places like Fox. Former Senator Doug Jones (D-Ala.) and his former aide Cissy Jackson are doing the opposite: working for Arent Fox source: thehill.com \| share:	17
		Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP source: citizensforethics.org \| share:	96

Mon May 03, 2021
		Dan Rather is not finished dunking on terrible people yet source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	20
		The pictures "attorney" Lin Wood posted on Telegram claiming he went to the White House and couldn't find Biden, but instead found Trump in the Oval office weren't from April 2021, but March 2020, when lunatics like him still had the run of the place source: snopes.com \| share:	77

Sat May 01, 2021
		Could Breyer retire after all? source: thehill.com \| share:	97
		A collared mountain lion has been spotted roaming Guadalupe Mountains National Park. One small problem. The Park hasn't collared cats since the 1980s source: yahoo.com \| share:	52
		You won't believe this, but apparently Jared Kushner is a slum lord source: msn.com \| share:	31

Fri April 30, 2021
		All your White House are belong to us source: thehill.com \| share:	20
		Lin Wood isn't doing too well mentally source: mediaite.com \| share:	65
		Scamvangelist Robin Bullock: Hillary Clinton was trying to use Covid to bring about the end of the world source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	45
		Will Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff undo the damage Melania did to the Rose Garden? (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	53

Thu April 29, 2021
		Didn't Melania Trump claim to have a degree in design? Anyway petition calls for Jill Biden to return Rose Garden to its former glory before Melania turned it into a fairway source: thehill.com \| share:	65
		Apparently part of the problem in the Senate is that certain Democratic senators still believe in non-existent things such as the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and bipartisanship source: nytimes.com \| share:	63
		CNN's Pundits grade Biden's address to the nation. See if you can spot the bitter right-wing troll in the mix source: cnn.com \| share:	50
		Biden and Liz were hugging in the closet and the Turtle was there and I saw the Turtle and the Turtle looked at me source: thehill.com \| share:	13

Wed April 28, 2021
		As clips resurface this week on Twitter, VH1 is probably REALLY wishing they hadn't done an Episode of "The Fabulous Life of", their "lifestyle of the Rich and Famous" knock-off series about the "Fabulous" err Jeffrey Epstein source: nypost.com \| share:	37
		Kamala Harris is secretly in charge of the White House. How do we know this? Kimberly Guilfoyle says so source: salon.com \| share:	113
		Joe Manchin thinks he has the Democrats' best interests at heart source: vox.com \| share:	280

Tue April 27, 2021
		News programs keep booking Republicans who voted to overturn the election and they're not being asked to defend and explain their votes and this has to stop source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	22
		Story about the metrics of Biden's first 100 days in office compared to other presidents, closes on an eye-popping number: Trump was president for 1,460 days, during which time he sent out over 26,000 Tweets, or an average of over 18 a day source: npr.org \| share:	62
		What he meant to say is how dare a president who is not a Republican lead the country his way with only a slim majority source: nypost.com \| share:	55
		Noted economist and scholar Rose McGowan says Democrats are in a cult because the leaders don't help the people. Policies for racial equality, a living wage, affordable healthcare and education, infrastructure, what have the Romans ever done for us source: businessinsider.com \| share:	181

Mon April 26, 2021
		You can still text and drive in these two states source: komu.com \| share:	46
		With history, redistricting, and razor-thin Democratic majorities going for them, the GOP is really optimistic about their chances of retaking the house in 2022. Unless , you know Trump, or Q, or their own stupidity spoil it for them, which they will source: politico.com \| share:	53
		National Portrait Gallery announces new "orange turd" collection source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	76

Sun April 25, 2021
		Biden to announce $1.8T plan to bait Republicans into loudly opposing American families source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	157
		Could Biden be the "grey champion" predicted to arise after a period of social upheaval in a book published 25 years ago? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	234

Sat April 24, 2021
		House Democrats to their Republican colleagues: Really? You're going to force a floor vote on censuring Maxine Waters? Oh it is ON now, you insurrectionist motherfarkers source: thehill.com \| share:	127

Fri April 23, 2021
		Arkansas governor Asa Hutchinson (R-easonably aware of Constitution) vetoes bill that would prohibit local police from enforcing federal gun laws, but surely the South will whine again source: ky3.com \| share:	47
		Biden's pick for supreme court reform panel is a conservative Kavanaugh defender source: theguardian.com \| share:	50
		Sure, Trump was an existential threat to the country itself, but what was I going to do? Vote for a Democrat? source: thehill.com \| share:	104

Thu April 22, 2021
		SCOTUS in 9-0 decision tells FTC to do its work, reversing a $1.3B penalty against scammy payday lender CEO Scott Tucker, making him the richest man in US prison today. Leavenworth Cellhouse-C, the Pruno is on that guy source: reuters.com \| share:	15
		"W" on golf. "I played in my first year. Then when we had troops in combat I didn't play at all [...] because I didn't want some mother to see, you know, these kids in combat seeing the commander-in-chief out there playing golf. So I didn't play any" source: msn.com \| share:	87
		Suddenly the NY Post is concerned that the White House Press Secretary didn't answer a question to a reporter's complete satisfaction source: nypost.com \| share:	32
		Republicans unveil their own infrastructure plan. It turns out, that for Republicans, the rich are infrastructure source: axios.com \| share:	51
		House passes bill that would finally make Washington D.C. the 51st state, now will go to the Senate to die a certain death because one Democrat controls everything source: axios.com \| share:	135
		"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. Welcome to February 26th": source: apnews.com \| share:	11
		House proposes statehood, Fark tag for DC source: vox.com \| share:	46
		200 million source: everythinglubbock.com \| share:	116

Wed April 21, 2021
		Postmaster General DeJoy's days are denumbered, as is hopefully this dejoke format source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	42
		Gee, could it be the fact you told your cult followers NOT to get vaccinated? source: forbes.com \| share:	64
		Why are Ohio politicians trying to rename a state park after Donald Trump when they have many EPA toxic locations in the state to choose from? source: pittsburgh.cbslocal.com \| share:	44
		Hide your donuts and get the hell off the beach, Chris Christie is thinking of running for president in 2024 source: axios.com \| share:	49

Tue April 20, 2021
		News: Ohio State rep introduces bill to rename state park after Trump. Fark: Mosquito State Park source: nbc4i.com \| share:	46
		Trump wants you to know that he has a story no one ever heard about Russia source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	98
		The Overton Window has been cranked so far to the right so quickly that George W. Bush is now described as a "moderate" Republican and held up as an elder statesman and voice of reason in his party source: politico.com \| share:	122
		Translation: He ain't running under any circumstances, but he IS quite enjoying the checks from gullible fools who think he might source: nypost.com \| share:	88
		Minnesota high schoolers have a walk-out to protest racial injustice, chanting "National Guard, go home" source: yahoo.com \| share:	185

Mon April 19, 2021
		Ohio Rep to resign next month, thereby making the Ohio Republican control of the congress in a more precarious situation. Good source: cnn.com \| share:	34
		Bargain bin nosferatu Stephen Miller whines that voting rights would put Democrats in charge "forever" as if that were a bad thing source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	72
		How do we heal America after the disaster that was Trump? source: salon.com \| share:	252
		We've reached the point where a sane, practical speech from a Republican almost needs the newsflash tag source: nbcnews.com \| share:	46

Sun April 18, 2021
		A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court source: nbcnews.com \| share:	58
		Trump appointee Michael Ellis, who was installed as NSA's top lawyer in the last days of his administration, resigned after being sidelined by Biden 3 months ago. Intel community and intelligent people breathe a sigh of relief source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	44

Sat April 17, 2021
		Who? source: theatlantic.com \| share:	99

Fri April 16, 2021
		Be careful of what you wish for progressives, a post-filibuster world would be a nightmare for you source: politico.com \| share:	165
		House Rep Biggs upset at Biden's SCOTUS plans, being edited out of Episode IV source: msn.com \| share:	48

Thu April 15, 2021
		Biden to call Putin a big meanie at 4:30PM press conference source: reuters.com \| share:	44
		Welp, that's the stupidest thing you'll read today source: spectator.us \| share:	96
		Richard Wright's long-unpublished novel on police brutality is finally getting published source: axios.com \| share:	21
		Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge source: nbcnews.com \| share:	240

Wed April 14, 2021
		Romney and Sinema decide $11/hour is the right amount for teenagers to make flipping burgers at the malt shop after school so they have money for the sock hop on Saturday night source: huffpost.com \| share:	413
		Former NC Governor McBathroom will join the U.S. Senate seat race to replace Dick Burr source: wral.com \| share:	22
		Hellbent on protecting Republican policies for decades to come, Democrats refuse to lobby Justice Breyer to retire so Biden can replace him on the Court rather than Biden's successor source: politico.com \| share:	126

Tue April 13, 2021
		Biden is trying to tackle salsa glut by addressing chip shortage source: aljazeera.com \| share:	36
		Putin shopping for a new lap dog and about to get bitten source: axios.com \| share:	27

Mon April 12, 2021
		Katie Hill says that she is a poor judge of character in men and so maybe America shouldn't embrace Matt Gaetz like she did back in 2019 source: advocate.com \| share:	42
		An excellent analysis of exactly why we should be seriously considering an expansion of the Supreme Court and why Justice Stephen Breyer is full of shiat source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	75
		There are people working very hard to ensure that Brian Harrison, a former labradoodle breeder turned Trump HHS official doesn't win a special congressional election in Texas, and those people are his former colleagues in the Trump Administration source: politico.com \| share:	13
		GOP: "You can't vote for Biden or The Squad will ruin America." Reality: "Squad searches for meaning after being shut out of every negotiation" source: thehill.com \| share:	158
		Biden to grant Cindy McCain an ambassadorship despite Meghan McCain source: politico.com \| share:	72
		It's gotten to the point where the only actual plank left in the Republican platform is cruelty source: nytimes.com \| share:	88

Sat April 10, 2021
		Deplatforming works. Next time lock the barn door before the goddamn horse gets anywhere NEAR the farking hospital source: latimes.com \| share:	106
		Things you can build with Legos: an airplane, a spaceship, a White House correspondent source: politico.com \| share:	40
		Trump removed the POW/MIA flag from the White House. It's back up source: cnn.com \| share:	102

Fri April 09, 2021
		Boehner pops up to say the GOP should never have impeached Clinton source: politicususa.com \| share:	51

Thu April 08, 2021
		New York Post reporter Steven Nelson, C'mon DOWN. You're the next contestant on "Jen Psaki Smacks a Fool" source: mediaite.com \| share:	110
		Asa Hutchinson is skirting and challenging the GOP's attempted culture wars source: thehill.com \| share:	32

Wed April 07, 2021
		"Damn it ... I'm sick and tired of ordinary people being fleeced" source: politico.com \| share:	104
		Trump's former labor secretary crawls right back under the rock he emerged from source: motherjones.com \| share:	20
		Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger source: rightwingwatch.org \| share:	56
		The strangest home in every state. No mention of the strangest homeowner in every state source: msn.com \| share:	17
		Biden to issue Executive Order regarding guns on Thursday. In related story, websites that sell ammo simultaneously explode source: politico.com \| share:	172
		This just in...Another tan suit has struck the White House source: foxnews.com \| share:	91
		Are you suggesting that the SCOTUS isn't political, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer? source: thehill.com \| share:	63
		Kim Jong Un says North Korea is facing its "worst-ever situation," a time possibly even worse than when Dear Leader missed a five yard putt and had five hundred villagers executed by nine-iron as punishment source: aljazeera.com \| share:	47
		Daughter of minority immigrants moves into a better place two months late after runaround about repairs needing to be done first. All because she went and got a better temp job during the pandemic source: cnn.com \| share:	47

Tue April 06, 2021
		Honey, we will not be having kids source: kcrg.com \| share:	70
		In the final days of Trump's presidency, a fellow Florida Man asked him for a blanket pardon for him and his congressional friends for no particular reason source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	131
		Biden is about to counteract Trump's judiciary malarkey source: washingtonmonthly.com \| share:	26

Mon April 05, 2021
		Give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, it's blood for the blood god source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	58
		The true villain of the presidential immigration crisis? You guessed it, Frank Stallone source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	32
		You can't spell TRE45ON without 45 source: nbcnews.com \| share:	62

Sun April 04, 2021
		White House says all bills should be bipartisan even if the GOP doesn't vote for them because some liked the ideas in the past ... or something source: thehill.com \| share:	96

Sat April 03, 2021
		The most effective members of Congress, regardless of party, aren't the ones that you constantly hear about because they are too busy actually doing work source: usatoday.com \| share:	33
		Democrats will struggle to pass their broadly popular agenda because the Senate is terrible source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	182

Fri April 02, 2021
		White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber source: nypost.com \| share:	43