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Thu July 29, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Remember when Turkish President Erdogan's bodyguards attacked a crowd of demonstrators in Washington DC? That thing Trump did and said absolutely NOTHING about? A federal judge has just said Turkey is NOT immune to lawsuits over the incident
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Best People told me to endorse this loser
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Democracy Docket)
 
 
 
Republicans add "stealing souls" to their arsenal of voter suppression tricks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner gives up on politics and goes back to his money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sinema (R-AZ) announces she will block all efforts to pass the infrastructure reconciliation bill
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is burning bridges
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Behold the power of Trump
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Truthout.org)
 
 
 
She's right, you know
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1974 things didn't go peachy for President Nixon in the House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Somewhere in Texas, George P. Bush just heard The Price is Right tuba
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(Independent)
 
 
 
On one hand, it would be nice to never hear that grating voice again. On the other hand, his rampant ego coupled with breathtaking stupidity could be useful
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Well, look at that. The Justice Department just removed any barriers to former Trump officials testifying about their role in the January 6 treason
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Mon July 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Steady as he goes
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In a bold strategy, Sen. Tom Cotton says public health bureaucrats are only concerned about the best interests of public health. Let's see how that works out for him
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
HBO's new documentary is a reminder that peace, love and understanding is so 20th Century
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If there's something strange... On your internet... Who ya gonna call? TRUSTBUSTERS
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Fri July 23, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
The Great Vaccine Switcheroo continues: Tennessee, which fired someone for vaccine outreach, and then halted ALL vaccine outreach, is reaching out again
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Well, I guess now we know why the Trump administration screwed up the response to the Covid-19 pandemic so badly. They went to Jared
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones's last line of defense in defamation lawsuit: Hillary Clinton. Laughter OL
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out the FBI put "investigate Brett Kavanaugh" on their calendar but never actually did it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Liz Cheney are twins, according to idiots
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP blocks infrastructure bill, promising they just need more time to write it. It should be finished sometime around mid-November 2022
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Appeals Court upholds Michigan law that prohibits people from renting buses or vans and giving people free rides to the polls, because that prevents voter fraud by...umm...well.. because...because fark people without a car, that's why
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Tue July 20, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans set to pull the football from Democrats at the last minute, again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You know how a woman will dump a man, then date her ex's arch-rival while making public jokes at her ex's expense? Donald Trump just had that happen to him by his man-crush
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmakers convene for the first veto override session under their nearly 50-year-old state constitution. Not even the Baton Rouge hookers or gators know quite what to do
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The COVID germ / Makes the VP squirm / Deep from the heart of Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Massive collection of White House molds for sale. No word on spores or fungus
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Get into the car. We'll be the passenger. We'll ride through the city tonight. We'll see the city's ripped backsides. We'll see the bright and hollow sky in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, I didn't mean that FACEBOOK was killing people, just the bad guys that use Facebook. Can you unlock my FarmVille account now, please"
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In Rudy's defense, if any of us had to be stuck in the White House on election night, we'd probably be plastered out of our mind as well
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Fri July 16, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
As always, excessive bleach and Oxi-Clean are being used
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tickets for the Has-Been/Never-Was MAGA tour are selling at a snail's pace
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Thu July 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP willing to let America collapse rather than force rich people to pay their damn taxes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude, meet Donald. Donald, meet schadenfreude
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grand Moff Abbott is already ordering police searches of the homes of missing Democratic Senators as an intimidation tactic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You've watched the last four years happen, and them trying to pretend 1/6 never happened and you can STILL ask that question?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gosh, will we ever be able to understand why the public gets so caught up in divisive bullshiat masquerading as political scandal?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ken Starr, hero to pedophilic sex traffickers
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Tue July 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Article:"Will the Democrats still lose the midterm elections if the GOP runs on a 'Our Deadly Riot Was Good' platform?". Subby: *Takes a look at the average American voter* "Yeah, that's entirely possible"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee GOP ends all vaccine outreach to young people. Not just COVID-19 -- ALL vaccine outreach of any kind, in any form
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
"The Bie Lie is just that: A BIG LIE". Here is your Biden election rights speech thread
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Q: You're a Trump-humping blue state gubernatorial candidate who desperately wants to avoid the upcoming debate where you're going to have your ass handed to you. What do you invent as an excuse? A: C-C-C-C-CLINTON FOUNDATION
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
White House Shrugged
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biggest threat to Democrats in 2022? Is it the looming environmental disaster, rampant and systemic racism, and abuse of authority by people in power? Nope, it's being aware that those things actually exist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats walk out of special legislative session to prevent quorum to stop voting restrictions, education laws. This is not a repeat from the regular session
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Far-right protestors of Rep. Katie Porter (D-Orange County CA) start fist fight at her family-friendly town hall
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Sat July 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's Obama's summer reading list for 2021
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The wheels of the bus turn slowly, but grind everyone eventually
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not explained in the story is how this lady found a purse no one would steal
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Fri July 09, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Arizona's Ice Cream Man is signing bills based on manufactured Fox News controversies
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(AP News)
 
 
 
DeSantis is running
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Greta's husband is one of Trump's class action law suit lawyers. No not the good Greta, she's not from Alabama so she doesn't have a husband. The evil Greta if you will
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Marjorie Failure Greene says something rational
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Anyone who wonders how we got here is either a liar or a fool
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"We're all Joe Manchin right now." Gross
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Law and order president breaks law
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Tue July 06, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Clinton's vetting of Al Gore revealed the VP had no real friends
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Fried Chicken Day, so let's all get our Leeeeeroy Jenkins on and charge into deliciousness
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Lauren Boebert tries to attack Jen Psaki and it goes pretty much as expected
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The studio thought Will Smith would have wrecked Independence Day's box office on Earf
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Sat July 03, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Pentagon loves forever wars
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Fri July 02, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will it be paved with Trump associates who have been thrown under the bus?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Zodiac Killer 2024
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Thu July 01, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hair throws Tortoise to wolves
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In a new book it's claimed that Trump never went upstairs to the second floor. Find out why he confined himself and the other odd changes he made during his time in office
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out Michael Jordan and Sean Connery have something in common
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(Metro)
 
 
 
BBC News confuses Bill Cosby with Bill Clinton in hilarious but understandable slip-up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Vice President's staff upset that they are working for a less funny and more dysfunctional version of Veep
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A likkered-up Bill Gates at a "gentlemen's club" then naked and bouncing and frolicking at his pool party with the strippers? Welcome to Fark, your window into the how the other half lives... wait this was 30 years ago?
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Wed June 30, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Midnight at the oasis, send your camel to bed. Shadows painting our faces, traces of romance in our heads. Heaven's holding a half-moon shining just for us in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
45 is 41. Too Damn High
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(Independent)
 
NewsFlash
 
No, no - we said free BRITNEY
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the race for Cleveland's congressional seat, Jim Clyburn endorses Shontel Brown, who's trailing frontrunner Nina Turner by 35 points and "Undecided" by 6 points
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
The greatest obstacle to Making America Great Again™? Stairs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
President and First Lady to visit Miami in wake of building collapse, and before Fox starts asking why Biden isn't visiting Miami
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney fires up joint to fend off Trumpies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parler joins the resistance
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"(Former guy) is coming back before the middle of August. And what if that doesn't happen? We're going to be in a civil war because the militia will be taking over"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Total BS: Mike Lindell Urges SCOTUS to 'Immediately' Reinstate Trump and 'Get Rid of Communists'
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mobile's Battleship Park sinks Trump's 4th of July rally
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Mon June 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Dukakis shares warning on crime to Democrats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ethel the protective mother hen will streak after you if you get anywhere near her adoptive chicks. Boogity, boogity
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Major news networks refused to air delusional old man's revenge rant
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Sat June 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Like in, say, two weeks? Like every other "major" announcement that never came to pass?
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's raining confirmations
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nice old man makes mean old men "look like f'ing idiots"
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Thu June 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden's giant bipartisan victory is the infrastructure deal where he got $1.2 trillion, despite Democrats wanting $6 trillion and controlling all 3 branches of government while the minority party started at $1 trillion
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Wed June 23, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
US government to release distraction from the numerous garbage fires at the end of June, here's what lies we already know are in it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Those were some damn good chili dogs, apparently
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-appointed judge rules that White House officials can order use of chemical weapons to clear a path to a photo op
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Or the Democrats could ram through a Biden Supreme Court nomination like the Republicans did for Trump last year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leader of church that sold bleach as cure for Covid claims that Trump consumed his product shortly before making remarks about injecting bleach as a disinfectant
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to Jason Miller, Trump has "zero desire" to be Speaker, zero idea what the Speaker is or does
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Mon June 21, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Political merch sales may be headed for a crash post-Trump. Giant stack of "build the wall" bumper stickers shockingly not selling anymore
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Apple has started a technology war for control of your wrist (jerk off motion)
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
A psychologist explains how to break the cultlike bond between Trump and his supporters
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Sun June 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats demand investigation into the January 6 terrorist attack on the Capitol
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The woman who calls herself the head of USAerospace Partners and the Institute for Good Governance, which are the main pushers of the "Italian Connection" election conspiracy theory, is really a realtor in VA who falsely claims to own a $30m mansion
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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former Orange Oval Office Occupier opposes Murkowski
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Was Jeffrey Epstein a government informant?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wait... so now nepotism at the White House is bad?
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We are all doomed - DOOMED
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does anyone want to let 2017 Hannity know what 2021 Hannity is up to?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
It would be a shame if I accidentally revealed what I know about your brother the governor. Now, about those legal fees
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats see Biden's $4T infrastructure plan and raise it to $6T if they decide to go the Democrat-only budget reconciliation route
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Alex Jones admits he was ordered to orchestrate and work on the January 6 terror attack by Trump
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Losing loser who lost in 2020 finally admits he lost in 2020. Loser
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Wed June 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suddenly the NY Post is very concerned with the White House leaving the press in the dark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another federal holiday is now all but certain
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan goes off on DOJ for not jumping when Trump ordered them to look into bogus fraud claims. Thinks they need to be investigated for not following orders from president to a T
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trying hard to improve his brand and to show his excellent temperament. "Trump calls publishing houses 'sleezebags' after reports say he can't land a book deal." . That should help negotiations
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dolt 45** claims he's writing a memoir and he's received "very substantial offers" from "two of the biggest and most prestigious publishing houses," but the 5 biggest publishers all say it's fiction in more ways than one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New emails from Trump White House detail how his entire senior staff were working to overturn the election. DONNA!
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Libs want Breyer to retire before the mire
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Mon June 14, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
Justice official resigns in wake of Democrat and media records seizure uproar, proving again why you don't mess with people's vinyl. It's got a warmer sound, man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The only two senators that really matter in the Democratic Party most likely will get their way on infrastructure
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why you shouldn't be shocked by the fact that Merrick Garland's Justice Department is continuing to defend and protect Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leave it to The Hill to "raise questions" about "the suicide" of news anchor who "broke" the Big Bill/ Loretta Lynch tarmac meet up of some 5 years ago, anyway, before Hillary "lost" to Donald Trump, hmmm,... gee I wonder if,... nah
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell is who we thought he was
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey Bernie, it's been five farking years. Get over losing to a woman
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Sun June 13, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Joe Manchin speaks for a lot of Americans"
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obviously he got the big box of crayons, the one that comes with a built in sharpener
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
At last, bipartisanship. But don't be surprised if it's labeled as misinformation, and gets disappeared from the internet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's. . . . it's infrastructure week?
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bigliest approval ratings EVER
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jim Acosta is correct: We ignore greenlights of Trump threads at our own peril
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Joe Biden is the president most strongly disliked by the opposing party in history. This is normal. Everything is fine
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Six-part article describes major reforms to prevent future corrupt US Presidents from becoming tyrants-in-chief. Hero tag to Boston Globe for publishing these editorials
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yes, McGahn lied to the President. Why? "Because I wanted to get off the phone". Just part of the "Crazy shiat" that came out of his closed door testimony
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Donald Trump refrained from attacking Joe Biden too directly during the Democratic primaries in 2020 because he believed that the Democrats would give the nomination to Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama if he went after Biden too hard
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stacy Abrams: A real American hero
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Obama is a hater who is inflaming racial wounds," insists the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York Times tries to cover up the fact that watermelons were found on Mars
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets "surprise appearance" from former President Trump. She was in his house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gaetz: I was about to sign on with Newsmax. Newsmax: new phone who dis?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz worries that deficits will cause inflation and wreck American wealth. If only someone could have prevented all the deficits by doing (or not doing) something a few years that made deficits worse. Oh, who cares let's all go to Cancun
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gets Psaki bombed
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Emails obtained from watchdog from Arizona Senate President shows that Arizona fraudit is just about making the orange sore loser happy
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
An evening of conversation about sexual assault and how to get away with it
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Trump Pants scandal indeed the work of Antifa
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Manchin: Voting reform is too partisan. Also the filibuster isn't going anywhere. Wait... this guy still claims he's a Democrat?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News's refusal to air Trump's speech shows his waning power
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
God help us all; Trey Gowdy has a Fox News platform
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Fri June 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Despite the demands of conservatives for Dr. Fauci's head for not knowing every possible thing, including facts not yet discovered about Covid-19, and disagreeing with Dear Leader, Biden remains confident in Fauci. Ain't public service grand?
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rich Lowery rightly points out Biden has slim majorities. Let's change that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, George P. Bush really hates his low energy father, Jeb
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I see the crystal raindrops fall And the beauty of it all Is when the sun comes shining through To make those rainbows in my mind When I think of you sometime And I want to spend some time in a Thursday MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo is the smarter, liberal version of Trump, at least when it comes to sticking it to the taxpayers to pay for the consequences of their actions
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New White House science adviser wants the vaccine ready to fight the next pandemic in 100 days. What's he not telling us?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic lobbying firm under investigation for illegally lobbying for Ukrainian firm, Burisma
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Former President Obama states that now President Biden is 'finishing the job' of his administration, also digs at Trump for benefiting from his lackluster economic policies. Legacy complete
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
OK's governor signs a bill naming a portion of a highway after Donnie. What he didn't do was admit it publicly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I'm 21 and live in a 72-square-foot NYC apartment that costs $1,345 a month. Here's what a day in my life looks like"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity violated the separation of Derp and State
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The West Wing was a mistake and Aaron Sorkin should be ashamed for ever thinking it up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The enemy to Democracy for the midterms is Marjorie Traitor Greene
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There's a reason the QNuts are pushing the coup in Myanmar as a good thing: Trump is Reportedly Telling People He Will Be Reinstated as President By August
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Mon May 31, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson is feeling irritated and itchy, asks SCOTUS to void $2B talc verdict
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hypothetically speaking of course, what would happen if a certain ex-president goes to jail? Aside from hilarious for late night talk shows
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Foxx is largest investor in marijuana hen house
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because it's going to take all the alcohol to get through this year's Cowboys and Texans seasons, Texas will allow beer and wine purchases at 10 AM starting September 1
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Fri May 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Josh Lyman demands President Bartlet, fellow Democrats stop negotiating with the Republican terrorists in Congress
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Neera Tanden has returned as a senior advisor to Biden
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fredo-Bongino '24?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I think at this point it's safe to say that ANYTHING Biden does is "likely to earn Republican rebuke"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
White House tells former Trump appointees who lost their jobs when Biden took office: You seriously need to get over it complainers
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Thu May 27, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cosby denied parole after refusing to join program designed to teach him how not to do the bippin and boppin when the nope is a droppin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If there's anything worse to think about than Trump's Bush, I don't want to hear about it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Senate is unanimous in making sure President Biden declassifies the intel report on COVID lab-leak probe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nelson, his finger pointing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Behold the GOP's cheap-arse $928 billion counteroffer to Biden on infrastructure
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House butler to retire after 47 years. Was heard to mutter, "Oh god, the past 4 years. The horror...the horror"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Newsmax lashes out against General Mills' "gay Lucky Charms leprechaun" and says Kelloggs is also forcing children to be "confused about their gender". Someone has issues
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
27 years later, Newt Gingrich is working on a new Contract With America policy platform. Difficulty: this time around, his co-author isn't Dick Armey, it's the orange-stained leader of the Dick Army
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Tue May 25, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
$enate to give Bezo$ more money for $pace $tuff
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans' 2022 campaign pitch: Whip Inflation Now. This is a repeat from 1974
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
George Floyd's murder shifted Biden's reality
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Governor Ron DeSantis (FL-GOP) signs bill into law that will fine social media companies "deplatforming" political candidates up to $250,000 a day, encourages politicians to lie with impunity
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Breyer needs to retire and focus on his ice cream empire
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Sat May 22, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The history of barbecue has been whitewashed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden says he likes US Presidents who don't cozy up to dictatorships
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Democrats are increasingly nervous that Biden actually means what he says when he talks about bipartisanship
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I used to believe Crystal Pepsi was the worst idea ever, but that was before "Amazon Prime Presents Hillary Clinton talks sense into conspiracy theorists from Borat"
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Fri May 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders was trying to save the world, but the Senate is going to thwart his plans
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom's guardian angel is Netflix CEO Reed Hastings, who is shelling out cash to protect the embattled governor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While Congressional Republicans are digging their heels in to try to prevent Biden from getting "a win" with his infrastructure bill, he's enlisting as allies state and local GOP officials who REALLY need the money to fix busted roads and bridges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The real reason GOP leaders don't want an independent 1/6 commission? Because they never want Americans to know how close Trump's supporters actually came to overthrowing democracy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Primaries are going insane because party leaders on both sides have lost control
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Thu May 20, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kirsten Gillibrand: "I definitely want to run for president again" 99% of Democrats: To be Franken with you Kirsten, we DEFINITELY don't want you to
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Showing they learned their lesson after writing snarky, dismissive editorials on Trump's 'unqualified' run for President, the Daily News writes a snarky, dismissive editorial on Andrew Giuliani's 'unqualified' run for Governor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The General rule is that a sitting or former Cabinet secretary can only be forced to sit for a deposition if there are "extraordinary circumstances" to justify it. A judge ruled those exist in a case about how Cruella DeVos handled loan forgiveness
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's a long way to say Kamala Harris is being scrutinized by the GOP because she's a minority woman
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Thanks, Obama
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The White House is overrun with flies. Jared Kushner apologizes for it
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A brief history of Massive Intelligence Failures in the United States. 1) Pearl Harbor. 2) The Tet Offensive. 3) 9-11. 4) UFOs. 5) The January 6 insurrection. Wait, go back one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RBG's death casts shadow over upcoming SCOTUS abortion decision. Thankfully, fetuses don't cast shadows except when there are going to be six more weeks of deliberations
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller and Andrew Yang, strange bedfellows
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's Monday. How about some good news for two of Fark's favorite states?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Will Trump testify before the 1/6 Commission? Because Homeland Security has some questions
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Even rightwing propaganda mills recognize indictments are coming for Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Giuliani has been calling Trump between 9 and 11 times a day, and he's going straight to voicemail
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Sun May 16, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's the eye of the tiger. No, seriously, it's the eye of the tiger
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Biden just dethroned the Welfare Queen"
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Damon Weaver, journalism legend, homeboy of two presidents, passes away at 23
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Sat May 15, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Your daily reminder the GOP cannot be trusted
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Fri May 14, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: Every single Republican will vote against it
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Today's Tech privacy fail: Joe Biden's Venmo account. Fark: found in less than 10 minutes, thanks to Venmo making your friends list public
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Office of Special Counsel says HUD Secretary violated Hatch Act. Pretty much every member of Trump administration unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"For better or for worse, there is absolutely nothing any Democrat can say or do that is going to change Trump's behavior and any attempt to do so will be as impactful as farting into a tornado"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
DeSantis could protect Trump from extradition, but he'd be stuck in the state forever
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Thu May 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
University of South Carolina president resigns after plagiarizing commencement speech, urging graduates to wear sunscreen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Palm Beach preparing for V-T Day
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Centrist Democrats once again seek to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
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Mon May 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oddsmakers unsure how to handicap this one-on-one: Biden's got that killer crossover and moves like an Amtrak, Manchin can block almost anything singlehandedly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
America is leaving Afghanistan. China is coming. That's what Xi said
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Sun May 09, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
GOP governor describes his party's battle over Trump loyalty as a circular firing squad
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Fri May 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Soros, Soros, Chinese, Major, Antifa, sketchy laptop repairman, Soros, Major, Black Lesbian Communists for Satan, Antifa, Soros, Soros, Major, Antifa
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Why should barefoot and pregnant only apply to married adults?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After meeting Epstein, Melinda went home and locked up the kids
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Thu May 06, 2021
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The "election transparency activist" leading the search for bamboo ballots in AZ is a 2020 Bernie Sanders supporter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor John Roberts keeps asking his Republican guests whether Liz Cheney or Donald Trump's version of the "Big Lie" is true because, even as a 45-year veteran journalist, well, darnit, he just can't seem to figure it out
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama House passes medical marijuana law, making the state just 10 years behind the rest of the nation instead of the usual 30
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Psaki psays pshe only planned to pstay for a year as Press Psecretary
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bill to pay college athletes passes the General Assembly as Georgia tries to keep pace with Alabama. Rest of SEC to follow suit except Vandy - they know better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to end your political career in Texas
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Sage advice from Pete Davidson: If you're gonna get tattoos, just make sure you really want it and aren't on mushrooms
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We've reached that time of year where the U.S. Treasury says we are out of money for the 11,712th time and asks Congress to increase their allowance
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
SCOTUS should force Facebook to allow Trump to return because oversight board is without standing. It's like Charlie Kirk just grabbed words he has heard mentioned in articles about legal cases and used them without knowing what they mean
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Easiest job ever. Just link to their Twitter feeds
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Tue May 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When Republicans lose their jobs, they often end up working for places like Fox. Former Senator Doug Jones (D-Ala.) and his former aide Cissy Jackson are doing the opposite: working for Arent Fox
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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Mon May 03, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dan Rather is not finished dunking on terrible people yet
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The pictures "attorney" Lin Wood posted on Telegram claiming he went to the White House and couldn't find Biden, but instead found Trump in the Oval office weren't from April 2021, but March 2020, when lunatics like him still had the run of the place
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Sat May 01, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Could Breyer retire after all?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A collared mountain lion has been spotted roaming Guadalupe Mountains National Park. One small problem. The Park hasn't collared cats since the 1980s
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but apparently Jared Kushner is a slum lord
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Fri April 30, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
All your White House are belong to us
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lin Wood isn't doing too well mentally
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Scamvangelist Robin Bullock: Hillary Clinton was trying to use Covid to bring about the end of the world
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Will Jill Biden and Doug Emhoff undo the damage Melania did to the Rose Garden? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 29, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Didn't Melania Trump claim to have a degree in design? Anyway petition calls for Jill Biden to return Rose Garden to its former glory before Melania turned it into a fairway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently part of the problem in the Senate is that certain Democratic senators still believe in non-existent things such as the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and bipartisanship
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's Pundits grade Biden's address to the nation. See if you can spot the bitter right-wing troll in the mix
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden and Liz were hugging in the closet and the Turtle was there and I saw the Turtle and the Turtle looked at me
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Wed April 28, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
As clips resurface this week on Twitter, VH1 is probably REALLY wishing they hadn't done an Episode of "The Fabulous Life of", their "lifestyle of the Rich and Famous" knock-off series about the "Fabulous" err Jeffrey Epstein
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris is secretly in charge of the White House. How do we know this? Kimberly Guilfoyle says so
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Joe Manchin thinks he has the Democrats' best interests at heart
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News programs keep booking Republicans who voted to overturn the election and they're not being asked to defend and explain their votes and this has to stop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Story about the metrics of Biden's first 100 days in office compared to other presidents, closes on an eye-popping number: Trump was president for 1,460 days, during which time he sent out over 26,000 Tweets, or an average of over 18 a day
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What he meant to say is how dare a president who is not a Republican lead the country his way with only a slim majority
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Noted economist and scholar Rose McGowan says Democrats are in a cult because the leaders don't help the people. Policies for racial equality, a living wage, affordable healthcare and education, infrastructure, what have the Romans ever done for us
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Mon April 26, 2021
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
You can still text and drive in these two states
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With history, redistricting, and razor-thin Democratic majorities going for them, the GOP is really optimistic about their chances of retaking the house in 2022. Unless , you know Trump, or Q, or their own stupidity spoil it for them, which they will
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Portrait Gallery announces new "orange turd" collection
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden to announce $1.8T plan to bait Republicans into loudly opposing American families
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Could Biden be the "grey champion" predicted to arise after a period of social upheaval in a book published 25 years ago?
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Sat April 24, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Democrats to their Republican colleagues: Really? You're going to force a floor vote on censuring Maxine Waters? Oh it is ON now, you insurrectionist motherfarkers
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Fri April 23, 2021
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Arkansas governor Asa Hutchinson (R-easonably aware of Constitution) vetoes bill that would prohibit local police from enforcing federal gun laws, but surely the South will whine again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Biden's pick for supreme court reform panel is a conservative Kavanaugh defender
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump was an existential threat to the country itself, but what was I going to do? Vote for a Democrat?
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
SCOTUS in 9-0 decision tells FTC to do its work, reversing a $1.3B penalty against scammy payday lender CEO Scott Tucker, making him the richest man in US prison today. Leavenworth Cellhouse-C, the Pruno is on that guy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"W" on golf. "I played in my first year. Then when we had troops in combat I didn't play at all [...] because I didn't want some mother to see, you know, these kids in combat seeing the commander-in-chief out there playing golf. So I didn't play any"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suddenly the NY Post is concerned that the White House Press Secretary didn't answer a question to a reporter's complete satisfaction
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Republicans unveil their own infrastructure plan. It turns out, that for Republicans, the rich are infrastructure
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(Axios)
 
 
 
House passes bill that would finally make Washington D.C. the 51st state, now will go to the Senate to die a certain death because one Democrat controls everything
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. Welcome to February 26th":
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(Vox)
 
 
 
House proposes statehood, Fark tag for DC
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(Everything Lubbock)
 
 
 
200 million
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Postmaster General DeJoy's days are denumbered, as is hopefully this dejoke format
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gee, could it be the fact you told your cult followers NOT to get vaccinated?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Why are Ohio politicians trying to rename a state park after Donald Trump when they have many EPA toxic locations in the state to choose from?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hide your donuts and get the hell off the beach, Chris Christie is thinking of running for president in 2024
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Tue April 20, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
News: Ohio State rep introduces bill to rename state park after Trump. Fark: Mosquito State Park
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump wants you to know that he has a story no one ever heard about Russia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Overton Window has been cranked so far to the right so quickly that George W. Bush is now described as a "moderate" Republican and held up as an elder statesman and voice of reason in his party
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Translation: He ain't running under any circumstances, but he IS quite enjoying the checks from gullible fools who think he might
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota high schoolers have a walk-out to protest racial injustice, chanting "National Guard, go home"
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio Rep to resign next month, thereby making the Ohio Republican control of the congress in a more precarious situation. Good
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bargain bin nosferatu Stephen Miller whines that voting rights would put Democrats in charge "forever" as if that were a bad thing
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How do we heal America after the disaster that was Trump?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We've reached the point where a sane, practical speech from a Republican almost needs the newsflash tag
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Sun April 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A majority of Americans want to end lifetime appointments for justices of the US Supreme Court
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump appointee Michael Ellis, who was installed as NSA's top lawyer in the last days of his administration, resigned after being sidelined by Biden 3 months ago. Intel community and intelligent people breathe a sigh of relief
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Who?
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Be careful of what you wish for progressives, a post-filibuster world would be a nightmare for you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
House Rep Biggs upset at Biden's SCOTUS plans, being edited out of Episode IV
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Biden to call Putin a big meanie at 4:30PM press conference
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(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
Welp, that's the stupidest thing you'll read today
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Richard Wright's long-unpublished novel on police brutality is finally getting published
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Romney and Sinema decide $11/hour is the right amount for teenagers to make flipping burgers at the malt shop after school so they have money for the sock hop on Saturday night
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Former NC Governor McBathroom will join the U.S. Senate seat race to replace Dick Burr
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hellbent on protecting Republican policies for decades to come, Democrats refuse to lobby Justice Breyer to retire so Biden can replace him on the Court rather than Biden's successor
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Biden is trying to tackle salsa glut by addressing chip shortage
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Putin shopping for a new lap dog and about to get bitten
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Mon April 12, 2021
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Katie Hill says that she is a poor judge of character in men and so maybe America shouldn't embrace Matt Gaetz like she did back in 2019
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An excellent analysis of exactly why we should be seriously considering an expansion of the Supreme Court and why Justice Stephen Breyer is full of shiat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There are people working very hard to ensure that Brian Harrison, a former labradoodle breeder turned Trump HHS official doesn't win a special congressional election in Texas, and those people are his former colleagues in the Trump Administration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: "You can't vote for Biden or The Squad will ruin America." Reality: "Squad searches for meaning after being shut out of every negotiation"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden to grant Cindy McCain an ambassadorship despite Meghan McCain
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's gotten to the point where the only actual plank left in the Republican platform is cruelty
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Sat April 10, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Deplatforming works. Next time lock the barn door before the goddamn horse gets anywhere NEAR the farking hospital
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Things you can build with Legos: an airplane, a spaceship, a White House correspondent
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump removed the POW/MIA flag from the White House. It's back up
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Boehner pops up to say the GOP should never have impeached Clinton
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New York Post reporter Steven Nelson, C'mon DOWN. You're the next contestant on "Jen Psaki Smacks a Fool"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Asa Hutchinson is skirting and challenging the GOP's attempted culture wars
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Damn it ... I'm sick and tired of ordinary people being fleeced"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's former labor secretary crawls right back under the rock he emerged from
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump won the election and the last six months has all been an elaborate sting operation, says 'prophet' who promised Trump was going to win. Hey it's easier than admitting you are not in fact God's chosen messanger
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The strangest home in every state. No mention of the strangest homeowner in every state
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden to issue Executive Order regarding guns on Thursday. In related story, websites that sell ammo simultaneously explode
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This just in...Another tan suit has struck the White House
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Are you suggesting that the SCOTUS isn't political, Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer?
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Un says North Korea is facing its "worst-ever situation," a time possibly even worse than when Dear Leader missed a five yard putt and had five hundred villagers executed by nine-iron as punishment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daughter of minority immigrants moves into a better place two months late after runaround about repairs needing to be done first. All because she went and got a better temp job during the pandemic
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Tue April 06, 2021
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Honey, we will not be having kids
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the final days of Trump's presidency, a fellow Florida Man asked him for a blanket pardon for him and his congressional friends for no particular reason
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(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
Biden is about to counteract Trump's judiciary malarkey
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, give me that old time religion, it's blood for the blood god
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The true villain of the presidential immigration crisis? You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You can't spell TRE45ON without 45
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Sun April 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says all bills should be bipartisan even if the GOP doesn't vote for them because some liked the ideas in the past ... or something
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Sat April 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The most effective members of Congress, regardless of party, aren't the ones that you constantly hear about because they are too busy actually doing work
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats will struggle to pass their broadly popular agenda because the Senate is terrible
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Fri April 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber
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