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Fri February 03, 2023       America's stupidest columnist™ blames current president for debt piled up by past presidents source: usatoday.com   |   share: 163   Thu January 26, 2023       Volunteer courtwatcher Fiona Apple testifies in support of Maryland bill ensuring virtual access to court proceedings, to ensure that bad, bad girls get a good defense so they can be redeemed to the ones they've sinned against source: wtop.com   |   share: 37         National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets source: cnn.com   |   share: 115   Wed January 25, 2023       Axios wouldn't bait-n-switch "Biden's new tax hammer" to describe "Stupid new GOP tax plan" would they? source: axios.com   |   share: 47         Oh, come on guys: Now we're going all the way back to the Carter days with these classified documents fiascos? source: apnews.com   |   share: 64         Not hanging up on me proves you want me in that office, committing those crimes. You want the crimes? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CRIMES source: msn.com   |   share: 70   Tue January 24, 2023       Just look through your window, look who sits outside. Little me is waiting, standing through the night. When you'll walk out through your door I'll wave my flag and shout "It's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread" source: msnbc.com   |   share: 117         Anti-vax conspiracy theorists believe that Damar Hamlin died liberating Cardassia from the Dominion, and that the NFL has replaced him with a Changeling source: msn.com   |   share: 75         Is it EVERYTHING? Subby's guessing it's EVERYTHING source: msnbc.com   |   share: 44         I suppose that's slightly ironic, given the source source: cruz.senate.gov   |   share: 93   Mon January 23, 2023       No** source: usnews.com   |   share: 70   (Some Guy)       Tennessee will be rejecting federal HIV/AIDS funding due to stigginit source: local3news.com   |   share: 99         Photo of TFG and Philly mob boss surfaces, forcing mob boss to do damage control source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 44         Biden last week simply said the fuss about six-year-old classified documents found in his home and a former private office is a big dud: "I think you're going to find there's nothing there." WRONG An assault on the truth is taking place source: thehill.com   |   share: 180   Sun January 22, 2023       Manchin could fark up 2024 source: axios.com   |   share: 125         TFG:"Who the hell is this 'Silk' person crashing Diamond's memorial?" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 187   Sat January 21, 2023       Will Biden's documents be a subject of mockery? Who will portray George Santos? How will Update handle Alec Baldwin's charges? Will David Crosby be mourned? Sam Smith is the musical guest while the quirky Aubrey Plaza hosts. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC source: deadline.com   |   share: 219         Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart source: newsweek.com   |   share: 57   Fri January 20, 2023       Here I am again in this mean old town and you're so far away from me. And where are you when the sun go down? You're so far away from me in this FHF MSNBC thread at 7pm ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 104         Crazies in charge of investigating Biden source: usatoday.com   |   share: 58         Dark money group trying to pack the judiciary with RWNJs nopes out of existence when reporters start asking questions about it, and its $5M purchase of Kellyanne Conway's worthless consulting business in 2017, while she was advising Trump on judges source: politico.com   |   share: 32         New class of Senate Republicans come down with an even worse case of Trump MAGA fever than the last class. Probably no amount of medication will help source: vox.com   |   share: 61   Thu January 19, 2023       Yes, you've cleaned up your life, but have you paid your kid lien? source: npr.org   |   share: 81         Rugged freedom lovers in Appalachia complain others are using their freedom source: cnn.com   |   share: 25         Republicans are threatening to let the economy completely tank to own the libs, apparently source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 165         White House: "They put THOSE assclowns on the Oversight Committee? Will they all pile out of a tiny car and ride unicycles every day?" .... Flounder: "This is great" source: politico.com   |   share: 98   Wed January 18, 2023 (Some Guy)       Ghostburgers? I'd like place an order for delivery. The address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Ask for Joe source: deleciousfood.com   |   share: 114   Tue January 17, 2023       NPR to the New York Times Pitchbot: Hold our artisanal tote bag source: npr.org   |   share: 42         New poll says Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis beats Biden in 2024 matchup -- but Trump doesn't ...which is somewhat good. Maybe. Nope, still not good source: mediaite.com   |   share: 170         Not only a pathological liar but delusional as well source: yahoo.com   |   share: 37   Mon January 16, 2023       Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 95         Bacon says we're cooked source: yahoo.com   |   share: 114         NY's Democratic governor to continue her disgraced predecessor's policy of appointing conservatives to the bench source: politico.com   |   share: 60   Sun January 15, 2023       Republican says smoking of cigars inside the Capitol Is "about freedom," and definitely not about being a belligerent asshole source: newsweek.com   |   share: 214   Sat January 14, 2023       Five, ahh ahh ahh, five more pages of classified documents found in Biden home source: 6abc.com   |   share: 391         Really, Trump staffers thought he was smart? source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: 125         Trump's fate "may have" been decided by the Georgia grand jury (says nervous man for the seventh time this year) source: theguardian.com   |   share: 62   Fri January 13, 2023       It's a fresh hell Friday the 13th, so do you all have your MegaMillions tickets for tonight's 1.35 Billion dollar draw? No matter, we're all winners in the MSNBC thread tonight at 7pm ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 100         State considers mandating cursive, communism history. Those cursive communists are invading our schools now. Something must be done source: wcax.com   |   share: 304         Republicans want a shutdown source: politico.com   |   share: 78   Thu January 12, 2023       1960s doctor experiments on prisoners for Dow chemical, Dow severs ties after he increases Dioxin level 468 times. 1980 EPA makes this public. 2003 Philly medical society gives doc achievement award. 2023 society says sorry our bad source: phillyvoice.com   |   share: 42         Lord Farktwit was willing to sacrifice some of your lives by nuking North Korea and blaming Canada probably source: yahoo.com   |   share: 79   Wed January 11, 2023       Investigation into racist, sexist, homophobic Minnesota sheriff who got a DWI conviction found he needed his previous job back and 20k/year raise source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 47         We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis source: apnews.com   |   share: 191         Took my chances on a big jet plane. Never let 'em tell you that they're all the same. The sea was red and the sky was grey, wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today's 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 84         Fox 'News' is back on the birther bandwagon source: huffpost.com   |   share: 93         Today in "Every accusation is a confession", "Suspiciously specific denials", and "Trump spouts some nonsense": Trump Wildly Speculates Biden Gave Classified Docs to China Before Adding Denial No One Asked For: 'I Certainly Wouldn't Do That' source: msn.com   |   share: 56   Tue January 10, 2023       Tennessee governor approves invasion by California culture source: newschannel5.com   |   share: 27         Wisconsin energy company cites a few really cold days in December as reason to double its customers' bills, suggests notching thermostat from 72° down to 71° every once in a while. Yeah, that ought to solve it source: wisn.com   |   share: 12         It's that time of year to start planning for a Government shutdown, possibly by August source: forbes.com   |   share: 59         Everything the crazies wanted they got, and next to no one cared to stop them. Overton window continues its slow march to the right source: politico.com   |   share: 103         US House passes repeal of IRS funding 221-210 in its first legislative vote. Stupid, more to come, yes source: thehill.com   |   share: 131   Sun January 08, 2023       Tech issues could unite Congress source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 27         A look at the GOP's agenda now that McCarthy is the Speaker: Hunter's laptop. Check source: cnn.com   |   share: 160         Monster assures his fellow monsters that 2024 will be the year of monsters source: newsweek.com   |   share: 61   Sat January 07, 2023     McCarthy takes it on the 15th vote after agreeing to cede power to the sedition caucus. Our long national nightmare is ov- well, just beginning source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 509   Fri January 06, 2023       Take a chance on me, take a chance on the MSNBC Discussion Thread at 7:00 PM ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 144         Trump call logs may log trouble source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 65         Exclamation points have long been unjustly frowned on by grammarians, link submission thingee source: spectator.co.uk   |   share: 26         A reasonable question from Laura Ingraham: "You can't say, 'I'm a man of principle and I believe in X, Y, and Z, but if he gives me X, Y, and Z, I'm not gonna vote for him.' How does that make sense?" She's right, you know source: mediaite.com   |   share: 70   Thu January 05, 2023       Remember when the House governed with unprecedented unity? Betteridge Farm remembers source: cnn.com   |   share: 72         And lo, the 10th Seal was opened, and it went nowhere but the MSNBC discussion thread at 7:00 pm ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 150         Adam Kinzinger (R-etired?) doesn't stay unemployed for long, joins CNN as paid contributor source: thehill.com   |   share: 55         For the first time in 234 years, the Senate has a female President Pro Tempore. "It sounds funny, doesn't it? I'm the first? I mean, what happened for so many years?" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 48         He just can't help himself: on his official House website George Santos proudly proclaims he voted "no" on the Omnibus spending bill. Which would be difficult since the bill was voted on Dec 23rd and he has yet to be actually sworn in source: alternet.org   |   share: 114         Three words: Senator Kid Rock source: thehill.com   |   share: 71         Finally, finally, Cardi B has weighed in on inflation source: foxnews.com   |   share: 24   Wed January 04, 2023       Will Trump fail at selling bibles to fundies? source: huffpost.com   |   share: 114         "Not my circus, not my monkeys" source: politico.com   |   share: 75         McCarthy team looking to adjourn today's vote before a vote because they don't have the votes and need MORE TIME to save their phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen. *Harrumph harrumph* source: cnn.com   |   share: 419   Tue January 03, 2023       Duke Alumni Suck source: indyweek.com   |   share: 16   Mon January 02, 2023       The GQP has devolved to the point where its members no longer want to see "obstruction of justice" prosecuted as a crime, at least when it comes to them doing it source: msnbc.com   |   share: 51         Something, something, reaping. sowing? Hope Hicks realizes she's just a weed source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 96   Sun January 01, 2023       Kevin Brady (R-TX) is shocked, SHOCKED, that TFG's tax returns are being revealed. No word if he still writes 2018 on his checks source: thehill.com   |   share: 80   Fri December 30, 2022       Babwa Wawa No Mowa source: goodmorningamerica.com   |   share: 197         It's 2023 soon. This is bad news...for Joe Biden source: thehill.com   |   share: 104         Former Trumper who got a job at The View calls out Trumper who got Fox News job source: thehill.com   |   share: 25   Thu December 29, 2022       Rep. Jim Jordan was so anxious to look away from his Jan. 6 imbroglio that he began to prematurely ejaculate Biden administration subpoena checks that his current position can't cash source: politico.com   |   share: 61         Florida man ends year with great sadness, happiness, anger and fear at the same time source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 46         Lawmakers create old man day, Celebrate by telling people to get off the lawn source: wcvb.com   |   share: 16   Wed December 28, 2022       GQP plans for Biden investigation, No not Hunter or Joe. Major source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 75         Apparently Donald Trump had his head so far up his arse he didn't know the WH schedule was public until the final weeks of his presidency source: nypost.com   |   share: 78         Self-proclaimed law student Kim Kardashian said that when she visited the Trump WH to advocate for prison sentence reform she "didn't know half of what anyone was saying" because they were using "obscure "attorney lingo" like "Clemency" and "DOJ" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 81         Former President Obama's List of Best Books and Movies of 2022; saw that one, not that, definitely not that one source: cnn.com   |   share: 17   Tue December 27, 2022       Why spend New Years Eve partying, when instead you can read Friday's upcoming release of Trump's tax returns? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 39         Will TFG try to claim a pocket veto? He's so nuts, who knows? source: msn.com   |   share: 194         Oh, you're so condescending. Your gall is never ending. We don't want anything, not a thing from you. Your life is trite and jaded. Boring and confiscated. If that's your best, your best won't do in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 101   Mon December 26, 2022       Florida man realizes he has no future and no hope, goes on crazy rampage against former friend source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 154         One is a rancid corrupt racist pile of garbage, the other is a younger rancid corrupt racist pile of garbage source: thehill.com   |   share: 54         Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please source: thehill.com   |   share: 63   Sat December 24, 2022       'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through Mar-A-Lago, a creature was ranting and raving like Iago source: msn.com   |   share: 171         Mark Levin slams Drudge for not being extreme far-right enough source: hotair.com   |   share: 36   Fri December 23, 2022       According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it source: mediaite.com   |   share: 38   Thu December 22, 2022       Gas Pedal Gaetz uses lots of words to say he's a Putin stooge source: msn.com   |   share: 98   Wed December 21, 2022       "All those highly paid political consultants suck," says highly paid political consultant source: huffpost.com   |   share: 21         Chuck Schumer's gift to big business this Christmas? Making sure that they can still screw the rest of us over the other 364 days a year. Elizabeth Warren seen getting coal ready to throw at his head source: huffpost.com   |   share: 178         Lawmakers debating whether to give Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy enough money to buy Twitter source: npr.org   |   share: 124         Thanks, US Senate, for not joining the rest of the civilized world and the new biodiversity pact source: motherjones.com   |   share: 79         Mr. Zelensky Goes to Washington source: bbc.com   |   share: 94   Tue December 20, 2022       Tax season is coming early this year source: bbc.com   |   share: 121         California governor thanks Judge for striking down California's new gun law because Texas has an abortion law he doesn't like source: politico.com   |   share: 80   Mon December 19, 2022       For the first time ever, the White House has lit a menorah for Hanukkah source: npr.org   |   share: 38         In this universe, criminal charges against Trump will benefit him, because his supporters will be fired up source: mediaite.com   |   share: 26         In Court, you may plead Guilty, Not Guilty, or "Your Honour, I blame my Criminal Lawyer" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 76         Jan 6 Committee refers Qeven McQarthy, Gym Jordan, Scott Perry, and Andy Biggs to the House Ethics Committee source: thehill.com   |   share: 114         I dumbly watched and recorded our discharge from the 7pm ET MSNBC thread. Paperwork, it seemed, was one of those Protic attractors that remained common and unchanged across all cosmi. Rachel Maddow starts an hour early to dissect the J6 hearing source: msnbc.com   |   share: 133         Help Wanted: Men & Women ages 25-55 to play the role of an intrepid political news reporter. Compensation will be making a sad, old man very happy. Ugly women need not apply. NDA required source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 62         Trump earned a few referrals, never passed sophomore English or US Government source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 484         TFG has a staffer whose job is to ride around course in a golf cart with him, downloading and printing positive press coverage to read to him while he "campaigns" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 76   (Some Guy)       Ken Ham. Democrats are turning America into Sodom and Gomorrah. Also give me all of your money, or God won't love you source: churchleaders.com   |   share: 91         Today's Slatesplanation: How to not pick a disastrous president. A quick flowchart: 1) Is he orange? If yes, do not vote source: slate.com   |   share: 42   Sat December 17, 2022     RI Congressman David Cicilline has drafted a bill that bars Donald Trump from running for public office. "You don't get to lead a government you tried to destroy" source: abc6.com   |   share: 71         Where else would you send a Kennedy? source: bbc.com   |   share: 62   Thu December 15, 2022       Indiana law firm to Madison Cawthorn: Fark you, pay us $193,000.00 source: wral.com   |   share: 33         Good news Covid-19 home test collectors, The White House is restarting the Covid-19 mail-order program source: politico.com   |   share: 37         No South Carolina, you can't have the first primary. Not yours source: thehill.com   |   share: 118         One single man stands in the way of overwhelmingly popular marijuana legalization. One single bitter, sneering fossil who wouldn't know a good time if it bit his decaying ass source: nj.com   |   share: 132   Wed December 14, 2022       Manchin says 'there's no certainty' he will become a Democrat source: politico.com   |   share: 123         This award is cause for very serious concern source: collins.senate.gov   |   share: 45         Silvio Berlusconi promises "bus full of whores' to Italian soccer team if they win. Bill Clinton purses lower lip, nods approvingly source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 19         Reasons why Ron DeSantis hasn't announced that he's running for president yet? One is that he's not legally allowed to run while still serving as the governor of Florida source: npr.org   |   share: 71         "You think I don't know how farking old I am?" source: nypost.com   |   share: 195         It's official: All people are finally free to get divorced, regardless of orientation source: cnn.com   |   share: 93   Tue December 13, 2022       I can't guess what he saw on my face. Some mix of bemusement and shock. For I had just seen a glimpse of an alternate Narrative in which we had visited appalling destruction upon one of the 7pm ET MSNBC threads source: msnbc.com   |   share: 128         Will Trump's bad polling help send him to prison? (Nothowanyofthisworks.gif) source: thehill.com   |   share: 107         Donald Trump is entering a previously unthinkable period of peril, the most perilous kind of peril. And after that, the oral sex source: cnn.com   |   share: 102         On this day in history, in 2000, Al Gore conceded the Presidential Election, setting up for years of being called 'Sore Loserman' by people who would go suddenly very quiet on that topic in 2020 source: history.com   |   share: 173         Dark Brandon invites thousands to the White House to celebrate gay marriage and give a big "FU" to Clarence Thomas who wanted to ban the interracial variety source: apnews.com   |   share: 59         You might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to claim that a demonic portal opened above the White House after President Joe Biden moved in." The same way you might think, "Nobody is crazy enough to get a giant tattoo of Richard Nixon's face" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 131         Goofus uses tax dollars to dump shipping containers in the desert, while Gallant uses tax dollars to help people successfully start new lives source: apnews.com   |   share: 21   Mon December 12, 2022       Lawmakers being terrible at following the law, Part 77 source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 23         The American government is trying to block Canadian journalists from getting paid, saying the 2 new laws "discriminate" against the poor downtrodden Zuckerbergs and Musks source: nationalpost.com   |   share: 47         The Maddites have said that the third Fark was simply wrong. That all the wanderings of the 7pm Maddow Monday MSNBC thread have been without meaning-simply the endless consequence of an ancient mistake source: msnbc.com   |   share: 130         "I would have gotten (Paul Whelan) out" claims guy who was President and didn't get Paul Whelan out source: thehill.com   |   share: 63   Sat December 10, 2022       Orange putz even more meshuge than usual. Oy vey source: thehill.com   |   share: 98   Fri December 09, 2022       Until now, Fraa Jad and I had been like a couple of barbarians kicking down doors in an abandoned guardhouse on the frontier of an empire. Here, though, we had set out on the road that would take us to the FHF MSNBC thread at 7pm ET source: msnbc.com   |   share: 110         2022 Game Awards presenter Al Pacino: I don't actually play video games, but the check cleared and so here I am. HOO-AH source: esquire.com   |   share: 27         Sock it to me? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 66         Sanders will give 2024 "a hard look," mostly due to his trifocals being out of prescription source: thehill.com   |   share: 286         GOP congresswoman melts down over the horrifying prospect of people being allowed to just live their farking lives without a big, stupid, christofacist boot on their necks source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 127   (We Are Iowa)       Iowa city fails to learn the most basic lesson about holding a Trump rally source: weareiowa.com   |   share: 76   Thu December 08, 2022       If you like your husband you get to keep your husband. Wives too, presumably source: cnn.com   |   share: 292   Wed December 07, 2022       Rep. Gonutz stands by the statement TFG says he did not make source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 45   Tue December 06, 2022       J6 committee says criminal referrals are coming. Charges and voltages to be determined source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 437         Semi-sentient cookie duster and lip toupee threatens to take impotent action years too late to stop monster he spent 18 months serving source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 95   Mon December 05, 2022       Sen. Kennedy (R-eally dumb) said, "These high IQ stupid people have an answer for everything. You know why? Because they think they're smarter...than the American people," while wearing a button referencing a fictional Alabama man with an IQ of 75 source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 119         Senate plots pro-pot move for the upcoming lame-duck session. They clearly know they are going to need it once they see the Republican House agenda source: axios.com   |   share: 61         Disney Store in Japan Goes There and is selling merch featuring Winnie the Pooh holding a blank sheet of paper, which is both a sick burn of the current Chinese leader and a sign of solidarity with the protesters currently demonstrating in China source: npr.org   |   share: 77         Let's see how TFG is doing in a potential primary in deep red Utah... Oh my source: mediaite.com   |   share: 98         Biden praises some Irishmen, George Clooney and Gladys Knight, among others, at the annual Kennedy Center Honors source: irishtimes.com   |   share: 12         Yeda: The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has source: mediaite.com   |   share: 80         I mean, just because Trump is running around and screaming about overturning the Constitution, it isn't necessarily a deal breaker for me source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 113   Fri December 02, 2022       DeSantis may need to court the nazi vote source: alternet.org   |   share: 36         The sense of bipartisanship is strong in the US Senate as it votes 80-15 to block a railway strike after denying its workers sick leave. Again source: npr.org   |   share: 344   Thu December 01, 2022       When we weren't (according to most of us) dozing or (according to Arsibalt) drifting between distinct, but equally real, worldtracks, we were studying the 7 pm ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 159         Well, if there's anyone who'd serve Macaroni & Cheese at a White House state dinner, it's Joe Bi... hang on, I may have misread that headline source: theguardian.com   |   share: 41         Americans are drawn to Twitter like a moth to the flame of a dumpsterfire source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 21   Wed November 30, 2022       "But Raz, you are educable, you can learn 'this kind of thing,' if by that you mean how to maneuver an S2-35B and how to assemble a 7pm ET MSNBC thread. You've spent your whole life, ever since you were Collected, becoming educable" source: msnbc.com   |   share: 177         Bush hid 9/11 source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 127         Slowly...very slowly...MAGAts are starting to realize that TFG might just be a grifter source: yahoo.com   |   share: 113         Herschel Walker boasts that he has support from experienced politicians like Donald Trump (even though Trump has been banned from coming to Georgia), while his opponent only has support from non-political celebrities like Barack Obama source: mediaite.com   |   share: 111         Like ringing a bell for Pavlov's Dog, Elmo's whining gets multiple Republicans to threaten Apple with legal action and antitrust investigations source: forbes.com   |   share: 116   Tue November 29, 2022       As had been said by others, "He had the right to remain silent, he just doesn't have the ability" source: msn.com   |   share: 71         If the 7pm ET MSNBC thread were permitted to get warm, it would emit infrared light that the Maddites might notice, and so most of the ingenuity that had been spent on its design had been devoted to keeping it cold source: msnbc.com   |   share: 157         Ron DeSantis displays the Republican commitment to the free market and corporate autonomy- unless the company does something they don't like source: msn.com   |   share: 213   Mon November 28, 2022       Even though they gave Trump a shiny medal at their annual gala earlier this month, the Zionist Organization of America is starting to worry, after his dinner with a holocaust-denying neo-Nazi, that Trump might not be their friend after all source: thehill.com   |   share: 92         "I don't lie awake at night worrying about the bad legislation they are going to pass. Because I don't think they're going to pass it. Paul Ryan and John Boehner both had a bigger majority, and they couldn't exercise control" source: politico.com   |   share: 97         Incoming GOP leaders says our weapons are too complex for Ukrainians. "Our air defense systems are so complex, we need to make certain that we work with partners and pull together an air defense system that they can" blah blah blah source: thehill.com   |   share: 90         Seven lawmakers who broke congressional conflicts-of-interest laws will soon be unable to break congressional conflicts-of-interest laws because they will no longer be lawmakers source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 27   Sat November 26, 2022       John Bolton: "Don't you think that Trump looks tired?" source: theguardian.com   |   share: 41   Fri November 25, 2022       Kanye West posts a video of him debriefing his and white supremacist Nick Fuentes' meeting with Trump at Mar-a-Lago. Now, this might strike some of you as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die source: mediaite.com   |   share: 98   Wed November 23, 2022       CBS WH Correspondent Ed O'Keefe decided to make a complete jackass of himself on live TV the day before Thanksgiving source: mediaite.com   |   share: 106         Listen, and understand. That GQP is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Hunter Biden is a thing source: slate.com   |   share: 103         Florida will change its law to allow DeSantis to not do the job of Governor while he remains Governor source: politico.com   |   share: 53   Tue November 22, 2022       GOP hits 219 on House midterm scoreboard after CA-22 call source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 118   Mon November 21, 2022       Paul Ryan: I'm not irrelevant yet. Entire GOP: New fascist phone, who dis? source: cnn.com   |   share: 56         Popcorn futures soar on news that the 1/6 committee will release "all the evidence" within a month source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 127         Pence says Trump flouting the law by refusing to return boxes of top secret documents 'sent the wrong message'. OK, I'm paraphrasing a little source: theguardian.com   |   share: 59   Sun November 20, 2022       TFG thinks double jeopardy is something Alex Trebek came up with source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 80   Sat November 19, 2022       What if Merrick Garland is actually playing 3D chess and we're playing checkers? source: emptywheel.net   |   share: 158   Fri November 18, 2022       "How 'blue' is California?" When media outlets willfully ignore the fact that "Land Does Not Vote" source: ktla.com   |   share: 98   Thu November 17, 2022       The answer to the headline is absolutely yes, he is off the hook source: cnn.com   |   share: 173         For crying out loud, Rolling Stone, phrasing is important source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 27   Wed November 16, 2022       Before he loses the spotlight he has enjoyed, Joe Manchin really feels like it's necessary to kick his party in the junk one last time during the lame duck session source: politico.com   |   share: 88         Democrats on the impending eleventy thousand House investigations into Hunter Biden and Dr. Fauci: "Bring it on" source: politico.com   |   share: 250         "You try being high-energy when you're running for President primarily to try to avoid indictment" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 77         I studied Grover Cleveland briefly in my AP US History class in HS, I've won trivia contests knowing Grover Cleveland's name, and you, Mr. Trump sir, are no Grover Cleveland source: cnn.com   |   share: 59         Woman dances with Obamas, dies source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 54         If you notice a lot of MAGAts losing their minds this weekend, it's because Joe Biden's granddaughter Naomi is getting married at the White House. Don't bother telling them lots of other presidents have done this. They don't care source: npr.org   |   share: 108         Facebook announces that truth is taking a holiday now that Trump announced he's running source: cnn.com   |   share: 84   Tue November 15, 2022       Made up religion makes up new beliefs, again source: apnews.com   |   share: 105         Watch The Former Guy announce that he wants to be The Future Guy. C-SPAN says it'll start at 9:00 PM EST, but you know that he will show up fashionably late. Update: He's running source: c-span.org   |   share: 809         Pence says the GOP has better choices than TFG, like that Pence guy from Indiana source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 94         You don't say source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 405         Former president/potential felon fires his secretary/coffee guy/girl for not reminding him that he was supposed to show up for a deposition yesterday for the January 6 Committee and promises to get right on it after his calendar audit is completed source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 68         We've gone from "Prepare for the Red Wave of MAGA, stupid libs" to "Biden's on the verge of having the most successful midterms since JFK" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 147   Mon November 14, 2022       Senate claims to have enough bipartisan votes to pass a marriage equality bill protecting same-sex and interracial relationships source: huffpost.com   |   share: 127         Trump claims he licked all the classified documents, therefore they're his source: cnbc.com   |   share: 89   Fri November 11, 2022       "The most underestimated president in recent history" source: cnn.com   |   share: 308         Trump wanted a special master but now he doesn't want the special master to do his job, so did Trump not understand what a special master does or did he just want to complain when he didn't get one? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 84         He always was. Insert "OBVIOUS" tag here source: wric.com   |   share: 44   Wed November 09, 2022       Mastriano refuses to concede, shocking exactly one person who'd been in a coma since 2020 source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 102         Paging Snek and Mongoose to Arkansas, Snek and Mongoose to Arkansas please source: npr.org   |   share: 56   Tue November 08, 2022       You keep using that word source: thehill.com   |   share: 53   Mon November 07, 2022       The Fifth Amendment gives Trump the right to remain silent, but he seems to lack the ABILITY to do so, as legal experts say his remarks at a rally in Latrobe are probably admissible evidence of his guilt in the Mar-a-Lago classified documents case source: msn.com   |   share: 120   Sun November 06, 2022       The RNC says they'll stop paying Trump's legal fees if he announces his candidacy. In other news, RNC is paying Trump's legal fees source: thehill.com   |   share: 98         New Hampshire Republican governor says it would be a terrible idea for Trump to announce before Christmas. So you can bet that's exactly what he'll do source: politico.com   |   share: 23   Fri November 04, 2022       The DOJ has until November 13th to indict Trump source: axios.com   |   share: 120   Wed November 02, 2022       Biden Admin pledges $13 billion to help poor people heat their homes during the winter. GOP will likely spin this as: "Biden Administration causes inflation by giving out money to worthless deadbeats" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 74         Let's see if releasing some emails will persuade Clarence Thomas to start recusing himself source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 151   Tue November 01, 2022       Sasse move by the University of Florida source: cnn.com   |   share: 35   Mon October 31, 2022       "Who, HEY MAN... I'm doing all I can here. I know your people are suffering and we'll do everything we can for you. But I gotta get this approved by some real knuckleheads" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 131         Abyssinia later, Dr. Butts source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 8   Sun October 30, 2022       The Obamanator is back, and he ain't playing nice source: cnn.com   |   share: 114   Fri October 28, 2022       The Clinton machine has gotten another one, a key figure in Bill's impeachment is dead at 87 source: nypost.com   |   share: 66         Guess who's bragging about being the biggest, most lying Dick in the Senate, and we'll leave Harry out of this? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 37   Thu October 27, 2022       Sassy may work in Tallahassee, but it's not really a Gainesville thing source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 29         Thanks, Obama. No, really, thanks source: sportingnews.com   |   share: 6   Wed October 26, 2022       DOJ willing to put up with the Baloney source: cnn.com   |   share: 72         Someone please explain how this is not a terroristic threat source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 91   Tue October 25, 2022       Colossally stupid man rejected CIA calling Kim Jong Un stupid because they got along so well. Stupid source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 46         Fetterman gets both Obama and Biden to come on out and help lock this election up source: mediaite.com   |   share: 52   Mon October 24, 2022       CNN now very concerned that President Biden has spent more than a fourth of his presidency working from Delaware. WORKING source: cnn.com   |   share: 61   Sun October 23, 2022       Biden to roll out new 6G initiative this week source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 34         Kari Lake issues threat against all of Arizona source: thehill.com   |   share: 34         Trump threatens journalists with prison rape source: mediaite.com   |   share: 74   Sat October 22, 2022       But, his emails source: axios.com   |   share: 20   Fri October 21, 2022       CNN decides that "you fools, sentencing Bannon to four months in prison was exactly what we wanted so you lost again" is the sort of coverage the world needs source: cnn.com   |   share: 86         Matt Gaetz uncorks new conspiracy theory to explain why Trump's 'witch-hunt' claim was debunked in court source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 43   (Some Guy)       TFG doesn't want to give a DNA sample in his case with E. Jean Carroll. But there could be another way source: politizoom.com   |   share: 65   Thu October 20, 2022       Nothing unusual to see here. Just Trump being dragged to court for another deposition in a lawsuit by defrauded investors source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 89         Man holding world record for most consecutive nights spent sleeping on the couch predicts Trump is going to melt down soon source: mediaite.com   |   share: 67   Wed October 19, 2022       Another day, another crime. Trump signed court documents that knowingly included false information regarding election fraud source: politico.com   |   share: 118         When you open with a show-stopper you really won't last longer than a few Scaramuccis (tag for all involved) source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 32   Tue October 18, 2022       Antisemites of a feather, banned from tweeting together source: politico.com   |   share: 73         Good news: If Trump gets reelected, MTG won't be in Congress any more. Bad News: she could be in a senior position at DoJ source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 55   Mon October 17, 2022       Pot calls the kettle black, and believe me, they consider that an insult source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 49         If you're a Republican running for Congress and complaining that the Biden economy is so bad that you and your wife couldn't afford to lose a month's worth of salary, make sure you actually earn a salary and aren't just pulling daddy trust fund cash source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 40         TFG: "Those aren't classified files, those are trophies" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 81         Adam Kinzinger: "Vote harder." Everyone: "WE'RE FARKING TRYING" source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 91   Sun October 16, 2022       Diner celebrates 100 years of business, subby still waiting for what feels like 150 years to get my coffee refilled source: wmur.com   |   share: 1         Murdock-controlled press starting to leave the sinking Trump ship source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 92   (Some Guy)       Someone noticed cows never get AIDS and are generous with foreplay source: headtopics.com   |   share: 18   Sat October 15, 2022       Diet Coke: the taste of a new generation of informants source: msn.com   |   share: 125   Fri October 14, 2022       Big tech, small achievements source: axios.com   |   share: 31         Roger Stone reacting to yesterday's hearing: oh sure when James Baker told George W. Bush to steal an election, everyone called him a "genius" but when *I* do it , it's "inssurectionist" this and "seditious conspiracy" that source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 71         Paul Ryan: "I think Trump's unelectability will be palpable by then... We all know that he is so much more likely to lose the White House than anybody else running for president on our side of the aisle." This is NOT a repeat from 2016 source: huffpost.com   |   share: 105         Today in history: President Teddy Roosevelt's incredible response to being shot in the chest by deranged salonkeeper. He goes on to do a campaign speech with a bullet in him saying he was 'fit as a bull moose' source: foxnews.com   |   share: 26   Thu October 13, 2022       Sure, Jan source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 65   Tue October 11, 2022       DOJ to the Supreme Court: "Seriously? I mean come on" source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 127         Donald Trump is huge, so big, and so hot. There you have it. Deal with that farkers source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 133         The fate of the modern internet now rests in the hands of SCOTUS. Welp, we're boned source: slate.com   |   share: 138   Mon October 10, 2022       Donald Trump claims both that all the documents seized at Mar-a-Lago 'are mine' and that they were planted source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 128

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