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Thu September 16, 2021
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Okay, but will get me elected President of the Galaxy?
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Hollywood is Out of Ideas: The Bodyguard remake edition. Dolly Parton still sang the song better
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Literally nobody was a better candidate for California governor than Larry Elder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like Devin better hold onto his f*cking grapefruit in 2022
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale is feeling a little better. No word if she'll still be able to do goat yoga
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marcus Aurelius: "Consider the shortness of life, the boundless abyss of time past and future, the feebleness of all matter." The AV Club: "Guess I'd better sit down and qualitatively rank all of Weezer's 200+ songs"
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Mon September 13, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Coach Khaki invokes the memory of General Patton and Neil Armstrong in his post-game press conference. Better slow your roll there, Jimbo, as you'll be comparing your team to Jesus by the time the OSU game rolls around
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Sun September 12, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Behold the glory that is Budae Jjigae (better known as Korean Army Base Stew). Yes, you want some. You want some now
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Sat September 11, 2021
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Vaccine mandates are for the little people, and certainly not for your betters in Congress
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(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Better late than never, it's your Italian GP Sprint Quali discussion thread. Race going on now on ESPN2
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Fri September 10, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Accurately record a witness statement but fake the signature because you're a bit lazy? You'd better believe that's a jailing and £3,000 in costs, officer. Why no, not America, whyever do you ask?
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Thu September 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Scheme to steal Surfside victim IDs collapses, three suspects with their many stories went to jail and are not sure if they'll have pancakes for breakfast. Hopefully they can become better people by rebuilding their rubble-strewn lives
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The average male lasts "somewhere in the 3-5 minute range, and women can typically hold for between one and two minutes." No. It's not what you think - it's even better
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canadian magazines are starting to dump Adobe's subscription model for programs like Affinity. Anyone have stories of life-changing migrations away from subscription software (for better or for worse)?
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
*looks at D'AWW page* OW, my pancreas. *reads here* AHH, that's better
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
9/11 changed airline travel. For better or worse is up to debate
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
If you want to better yourself, you have to be in the right place, in the right frame of mind, and in the right relationship with gumbo
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
There's really no better way for the ruling elite to demonstrate their utter contempt for the working class than to schedule unemployment benefits to expire on farking LABOR DAY
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since someone fed ESPN's NFL season simulator cocaine this offseason, show how computers won't replace us by doing better: Give your division picks, MVPs and LVPs, best random theory, and of course the Superb Owl winner to the right
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(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
GPUs may be better, not just faster, at training deep neural networks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cody Ware feeling better after carbon monoxide poisoning related to last night's race, says it was more than the usual Ware and tear of being a driver
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Vogue)
 
 
 
Well, I'd like to think that if I had as much money as these people (most of whom I don't know), I could afford better looking, better fitting clothes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better keep an eye on Larry. He always struck me as the angriest stooge
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Fri September 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals might be better at soccer than they are at baseball
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Emperor Manchin issues decree that better things aren't possible
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of the 106 people arrested by a Beverly Hills police task force, 105 were Black. You better believe that's a lawsuit
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Wed September 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yertle suggests that if Republicans want to impeach Biden, they'd better win more House and Senate seats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Decent (maybe even good) fanfic time: What if ... The Enclave won Fallout 2? Well, sounds like this alternate Fallout: New Vegas would make a potentially better mod than that Oregon lizard sex dreck. ED-E, play that John Henry Eden music
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(The Week)
 
 
 
After Texas banned voting and abortion just this past week, this headline becomes a rare exception to Betteridge's Law
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The carnage from Milwaukee Roundabout is beginning to get better
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Mon August 30, 2021
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
♬ Under the sea, under the sea / Winemaking's better down where it's wetter, take it from me ♬
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With another 1mil shots suspended, at this point you may be better off shooting last week's truck stop sushi than getting a Moderna jab in Japan
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The Taliban has figured out it's better to let anyone that doesn't support them just leave
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Sun August 29, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
If your solution to a women's rights issue is building better menstrual huts, you might want to stop taking advice from Bob Villa
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Sat August 28, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Reducing sugar in packaged foods can prevent disease in millions. Reducing it in your piehole will work even better
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The last time the NY Yankees won 13 in a row guys named Mickey, Yogi and Whitey were on the roster. Even better, there was no Mets team yet to let their fans down again
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who better to explain why America's "historic values" mandate it maintain long drawn out wars than Henry Kissenger?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What would make the Kabul evacuation even better? Declaring the Taliban illegal at the same time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you want to spray a novel toxin all over America, there has never been a better time than right now for EPA approval
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well that's slightly better than the hot cocoa sampler box subby got for his annual bonus
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Thu August 26, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Guns of Larry Elder? Seems like he'd do better running for governor of Texas
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrity cat Maru so unimpressed by green foxtail that he turns his back on the camera. Other cats agree: It's a better toy than a snack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coty rebounds as people just want to look and smell better, even through masks
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Photoshop a better Basquiat painting for Beyoncé and Jay-Z to admire
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Wed August 25, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NY Yankees win their 11th game in a row for the team's longest winning streak since 1985. NY Mets ... the less said the better
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Tue August 24, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spike Lee's new movie Mo' Better Facepalm
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How to give better feedback to the morons, halfway, idiots, and imbeciles who make up your work colleagues
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
♫ Under the sea, under the sea, darling, it's better, to grow crops where it's wetter, take it from me ♫
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Robbie Eagles lead Chaos to victory over Taichi-gun? Will Master Wato fair any better teaming with Kojima? Who ordered fresh, Young Lion for the opener? SUMMER STRUGGLE 2021 starts its last leg @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jordan Klepper fingers the pulse of anti-vaxxers. Better hurry while they still have a pulse
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Mon August 23, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Visa, surely you have some place better to be
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Nikki & Rhea team up vs Nia & Shayna, RK-Bro celebrate their RAW tag titles win but Riddle better not bring any baked goods and Johnny Drip Drip welcomes Logan Paul to Moist TV? The fun begins starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
Do you like chicken? Better get that wallet out
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disgraced governor Andrew Cuomo is seen moving out of the Executive Mansion. Man you'd think he could afford something better than a U-Haul
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The scientists dedicating their lives to exploring the "Dark Universe". Well, sure, if they want to, but there are MUCH better Marvel movies to spend their time on
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Thu August 19, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
You'd think Blues Traveler would be better at traveling
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(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
If you like Ska music, is there a better album than The Specials 1979 album? I think Not
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Good news is we paved your street while you were out. The better news is we are charging you an accrual impound fee because we towed your cars
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Want to work on a rocket? Better get a COVID-19 vaccination. Violators will (hopefully) be tied up an left in the flame diverter on launch day. Bonus: Pic with rocket guy with the world's coolest hard hat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MetLife raises its US minimum wage to $20/hr, putting its employees in good (ok, better at least) hands
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Each team thinks they got the better part of this deal
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The Blue Cheese Bandit busted for selling cocaine, heroin, MDMA, and ketamine. Gets 13 1/2 year sentence. That better be some fine cheese
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Older cuttlefish can recall the inky depths of their lives better than we can, which is a blessing and a curse
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A new Cyberpunk 2077 patch will make it harder - MORE DIFFICULT - to do gay stuff with the wrong characters
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brewers' Brett Anderson destroys Trevor Bauer: "Crazy to think that I could never get anyone out ever again and still feel better about my career than Trevor Bauer's"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Own a gas stove? Slate wants you to know you're nothing but a lemming who's been utterly propagandized by Big Gas to keep a dangerous, inefficient, and unhealthy appliance in your home instead of its far better alternatives. Also, global warming is your fault
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Sun August 15, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's better to feel good than to look good
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(Mississippi Free Press)
 
 
 
First week of school without masks in Smith County, Mississippi, has 76 students and 11 teachers infected, 422 people in quarantine, and one 8th grade girl dead. Well, better luck next week
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Some Food Navigator)
 
 
 
Generation Z approaches healthy food differently from every generation before. They deeply want a better food system, and know they won't get it from The Establishment, so they are turning to TikTok and Instagram for healthy food and recipe ideas
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Fri August 13, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
MD man who pled guilty to participating in the Jan 6 insurrection now claims he was only there because he had nothing better to do, and can't really be guilty because he's actually a registered Democrat who wasn't even part of the official tour group
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Thu August 12, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Want to shoot Lincoln in the head? Better get vaccinated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want to buy and sell some stocks? Better get vaccinated
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We are planning on moving to a new area and this means my kids will be switching schools; we're building a bigger, better house in a new district. How can I make sure my children adjust to the mid-schoolyear change?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Birds that disperse more types of seed have better evolutionary chances*" *Theory not applicable to humans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're getting a felony, and you're getting a felony. You? LOL Oh you better believe you're getting a felony
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farkers, our time has come: apparently, Biden is paying neckbeards for their dank memes and such as. Working from the basement *AND* benefits, what could be better?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yankees and White Sox set to play at Field of Dreams. They better walk in from the cornfield
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
You know what I always hated about S'mores? The experience of sitting by the fire with friends and family and smooshing all the ingredients together so that it got all over your fingers. Isn't there a better, even more American way?
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A meeting of the better mammals results in how to lick the humans
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan really has come a long way since Newsradio, and certainly not for the better
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Sun August 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Woman walks around Manhattan, wastes her time documenting the sheer volume of wasted food and consumer goods in the mountains of garbage. Otherwise known as a person with nothing better to do
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Sat August 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Better late than never
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Thu August 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We spotted the ocean at the head of the trail, where are we going, so far away. And somebody told me that this is the place where everything's better, everything's safe in an MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That faked video of Brady with the juggs machine? Well Rodgers would like to remind everyone that he's always had the better arm
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Taking a road trip in an electric vehicle? Better pack a bicycle
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Power metal: better in the original Klingon
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Wed August 04, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
If you're going to pull a Brett Favre, this is better than sending women UDPs
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Tue August 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Concerned for our future, BP is turning all this global warming into better-than-expected quarterly profits and share buybacks
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Mon August 02, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Better than any fan film has a right to be: Infiltration Of The Daleks Episode 1- The Infection
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Better question, why push the narrative that personal freedom is antithetical to the common good?
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(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Easier than finding El Dorado it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT jungle movies better than Jungle Cruise. Subby's fav is Aguirre: Wrath Of God. Yours?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
35 ways to make eggplant look better
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Butter's getting better as Leon really gets larrrrrger
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Canadian diver scores 0.0 in women's 3-meter springboard competition at Tokyo Olympics. Still looked better than anything subby ever did
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Sun August 01, 2021
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Covid-denying Tennessee politician who voted no on expanding Medicaid says he's feeling better after 8 months in the covid ward and getting a liver transplant, and he's ready to go back to work defending himself against all those accusations of child molestation
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It is August, FARKers. Is there a federal holiday we can make for this month? Hopefully the month will be better than July at least
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Sat July 31, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eight foods that tasted better in the 80s. Stupid healthy trends
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Trying to get the neighbor's cat to love me": definitely a better love story than Twilight
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Don't like your grade in a law class? Better not complain to administration or your professor might sue you, especially if you go to a school named FU
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Eye on Design)
 
 
 
When reading this article cross your eyes. No, squint. Better, try relaxing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With one Tweet, Simone Biles shows why she's so much better than the trolls and troglodytes working so hard to bring her down. But hey, at least anti-vaxxers may not have to worry about being the worst people on Earth anymore
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former cop - now inmate - posted that "violence" is better than "peaceful protest" and bought 37 guns. Possibly in a row
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better call the cardiologist
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Wed July 28, 2021
(Some Guy in Nome)
 
 
 
About that Alaska guy who was menaced by a bear for days? Yeah, he may have been embarrassed about crashing his ATV and so made up a better story
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Just like another species, bumble bees do better with a quick caffeine buzz before they start work
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Better Call 9-1-1
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Tue July 27, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
You better not shout, you better not lie, you better watch out, I'm telling you guys, Congresswoman Cheney inbound
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Over 60? You probably are better off with no contact over virtual contact then
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
♫ Ladle, ladle, ladle. Just make my farking day. ♫ Cuz if I get my ladle, you'd better farking pray. ♫
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Mon July 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You want to go to a bar and do shots? You better go get a shot first
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Sun July 25, 2021
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Kansas City teen with cystic fibrosis expects life expectancy to double after partaking in trial for experimental drug Trikafta, which is now approved for use for patients 6 years old and over
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ad agency wants to fix gender pay gap. Decides that firing men is better than giving women raises. Judge is not amused
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Only people shocked that when you deploy mental health workers to 911 calls that people get the treatment they need and do better won't read this because their new Punisher Back the Blue Thin Blue Line decal arrived
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Capital Daily)
 
 
 
Canadian guy gives up money, spends the last 20 years doing way better than expected
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Wed July 21, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
'Cronwall'? That makes no sense...I live in Cornwall. Better keep driving
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Better ten days of love than years of regretting." -Robert Jordan. Even worse is only having ten days to get your Fark Fiction Anthology submission finished. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, The Wheel of Procrastination and Regret edition
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Because the only thing better than Austin drivers driving poorly is Austin robot drivers malfunctioning
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Morons at the Rays game tried to unfurl a Trump banner and it went much better than expected, but not for them
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Fake power company workers steal $25K of Florida woman's jewelry, which is why it's best to use real power companies, or even better, real ultimate power companies which are run by ninjas
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Sports journalism at its finest: "Would Broncos be better served with Jeff Bezos or Thurston Howell III as owner?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MSNBC has better coverage than Fox News. FARK: According to Mike Lindell and Steve Bannon
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I was dead, but I got better
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A question uniquely suited for Fark: subby has never been a beer drinker, preferring "fruity" alcohols - ciders, ports, et cetera Trying to better "fit in" in general, he's going to try to develop a taste for beer - where would Fark suggest he start?
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
A better idea than calling your boss a miserable little pile of secrets it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Obduction & Offworld Trading Company free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite 32/64 bit games (Saturn/PSX/N64 etc)
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Thu July 15, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
NASA plans bigger, better Mars helicopter after success of Ingenuity. Maybe one big enough to carry Marvin the Martian
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Amazon Basics products are basically ripoffs of better products made by others
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman leaves note in a Walmart bathroom saying she's being held by her ex-boyfriend and begs someone to call 911. Someone does. Cops spectacularly fail in their response, but fortunately she's able to leave ANOTHER note, and this time gets a better outcome
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kill the messenger. Wait, I have a better idea. Give them lots of free drinks and then duct tape them to the wall
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Subway sandwich menu items taste just as vile as the old ones. Subby just copied and pasted the original headline but at least he put more effort into that than Subway puts into the food
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cry for me, Argentina
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Tue July 13, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Saul better call IT
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to be an elite hacker and change high school yearbook quotes to Hitler quotes, at least have a better name than what teens do at a well-known mall clothing store
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Mon July 12, 2021
(News Break)
 
 
 
You would think getting out of jail would be one of the better days of your life
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your dog still wants steak. Better make sure that it's thoroughly cooked, as it might be harboring multidrug-resistant bacteria
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Sun July 11, 2021
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Death Valley seems like such a depressing name. Just because it's record-breaking hot doesn't mean it wouldn't be better to name it Happy Roast Chicken Valley. "Record Challenging Heat In Happy Roast Chicken Valley". Yeah. Better
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Naito & SANADA steal the IWGP tag titles from Dangerous Tekkers? Will Ibushi be ready to face BUSHI & Shingo Takagi? Does Okada fair any better with YOH? SUMMER STRUGGLE in SAPPORO: Day 2 starts @ 1:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Better call Saul. And tell him he's farking fired
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely a better time than opening a pottery shop near Link it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Bridge Constructor: The Walking Dead & Ironcast free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: Favourite 16-bit games? (SNES, Genesis, etc)
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If you want to save someone from an opioid overdose it is better to give the person Narcan than shoot them up with Meth. You don't want to end up being charged with 3rd degree murder like this woman
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump, who claims ignorance of tax laws involved in current indictments, said this in 2015: "Nobody knows the tax code better than I do... I'm like a student of the tax code. I know more about taxes than any human being that God ever created"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thinking of buying an "average" home in your state? Better hope you make at LEAST this much
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty is finally turning into something different--and better [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Life lessons from Ndamukong Suh: "If you're not careful about how you do things, you end up being the bad guy"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Costco ending COVID-19 senior shopping hours later this month. So if you still want those free Grandmother or Grandfather samples, you better get there quick
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Mon July 05, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A bit of retro-engineering that's "as good as any, and better than most" to explain Stonehenge
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
The 10 most American rock songs ever. For better and for worse
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fed up with the inevitable delays of summer construction? There is a better way
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you want to speed in Europe, you'd better do it quickly
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Counterpoint: You should have chosen a better name for your child
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
The way the restaurant business is going, you better get ready for the 100 dollar cheeseburger
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
If you don't put any potatoes in it, you better not be calling it potato salad at my cookout. I don't care how easy it was to make
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Hero firefighter deserves better days
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Fri July 02, 2021
(ITV)
 
 
 
Canadians toppling statues of Queen Victoria and Elizabeth II? You better believe that gets you a stern harrumph from the British government
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
What is "Percoset and lobster and dunks and FARK YOU, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?"
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Thu July 01, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
She breaks her heart just a little too much, and her jokes attract the lucky bad type. As she dips and wails and slips her banshee smile she gets the better of the bigger to the letter. The passion of lovers is for your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1942, the First Battle of El Alamein began, in yet another rare case where the sequel was better than the original
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
D+ announces Simpsons/Marvel crossover short featuring Hiddleston as Loki. Your headline was better
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Consumer confidence has returned to pre-pandemic levels
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fox News fined $1,000,000 for human rights abuses. Anyone surprised? Better question: Will it change anyone's mind?
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pulling your wisdom teeth has tasty results
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(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Maybe we can monetize this update of our dead IP a fan spent 1,400 hours creating... No, No. Better just have them delete it
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Better than a selfie thread? What's in your fridge this second? LGT inspirational article
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Better than booze? Why, it's got mushrooms, tryptophan, saffron and smoked sea salts - sure, totally bettter than booze. Did I mention the birch?
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Mediocre rock guitarist better known for cheap stunts passive aggressively explains his exclusion from The Rock And Roll Hall of Fame
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Sat June 26, 2021
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
A quantum leap in microscopy gives scientists a better view into living cells, without killing them in the process
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Buried lede --- humans can detect the taste of ass better than lab equipment can
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
I just used lean pork loin to sub in for bird while making Butter "Chicken". Pork is soooo much better than chicken here. What substitute meats have been your best success?
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We shouldn't blame young people for 'jumping the queue' to get the vaccine. They're stronger and in better shape for when we'll need their organs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
1999's The Mummy remains one of the best popcorn movies ever produced, made even better by the fact that it had no sequels. IT HAD NO SEQUELS
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Our eyeballs help us keep our ears to the ground." That's nothing, you should see what their buttocks do with their duodenum
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Higher mental well-being, swamp-ass proportional if not directly connected
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jailing mice not working well in Australia. Maybe little ankle bracelets would be better
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Seattle-area home prices for first-time buyers are rapidly approaching mythological levels, in that you've got a better chance of finding a Sasquatch than a mortgage for a starter home
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
"Canned wine is better than ever." Sometimes they just write themselves
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Scientists warn Covid-19 could be transmitted from us into animals, mutate around there for a little while, and then jump back into humans to push us all the way back to pandemic square one. Somebody better tell Ozzy not to bite any bats anytime soon
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Probably better to get out of your truck before lighting your fireworks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stonewall Inn is banning Anheuser-Busch products during NYC's Pride weekend because of donations to lawmakers behind bills that target transgender youth. Also because there is much better beer to sell
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Or perhaps the Hawks were just the better team. That ever occur to you, Joel Whiner?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Woman from party that loves denying food to the needy, won't give up the cloak off their back, doesn't turn the other cheek if struck, and loves mistreating the stranger in our midst says that President Biden needs to do better in following his faith
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Apparently, retirement needs a rebranding and a new word. The author came up with some ideas but surely we can do better
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five better stars to bet on than Betelgeuse for our galaxy's next supernova
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Sat June 19, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Their dad is better than your dad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Should service workers continue to be forced to wear masks for the betterment of customers?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I send my daughter to a language immersion school to better prepare her for the future, but she barely speaks a lick of Spanish. Should I send her to a traditional school instead?"
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Unite.ai)
 
 
 
A machine learning system that rates a movie based on its trailer, and does better than most of us
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
'Alabama fared better with the number of syphilis cases' is not good enough news to turn this article around
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If the Olympics can't get fans in the seats, better get out your wallets
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
A Finnish brewery is using goose poop to make a stout. It should still taste better than Guinness
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Tue June 15, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Austrian claims he killed a man to get into prison, which if nothing else should make you feel better about what you had to do to get that acting gig
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Iran presidential candidate urges better ties with West. He was immediately clubbed and skinned
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Want to run for office in the California recall election? Better be ready to show 5 years of tax returns
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP has a cunning plan to allow Biden to fix our roads and bridges in order to be able to kill the rest of his agenda and save us from the horrors of better access to child care and clean energy
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Kota & Friends beat a restructured LIJ? Will Yuya Uemura fare better or worse against ZSJ? Is Yota Tsuji worthy of a visit from Our Lady Miho Abe? KIZUNA ROAD 2021 continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is tired of his fitbits breaking on him, and is in the market for a better quality smartwatch. Any suggestions? Difficulty: Not an Apple person
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian meddling in the pants of former reality television star and presidential candidate, hmm, I better submit it to Fark instead of calling the FBI
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vaping on the boardwalk and then putting your hands-up and complying with an officer's every command? You better believe that's a tazin' and a boot in your neck (w/video)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A plastic foam derived from milk proteins that gets better in a tough environment? Yes whey
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ibuprofen and other NSAIDs are better than codeine for outpatient post-op pain say medical researchers who are ridiculously wrong and even worse, totally uncool
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Sun June 13, 2021
(National Weather Service)
 
 
 
While much of North America desperately hopes for rain, in the sweltering south the humidity is so high the air is damn near soft serve. Is it better where you are?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan catches up with American in making beer easier to drink
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(Los Angeles Magazine)
 
 
 
States that took COVID seriously did better protecting their citizens' health, AND their economy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A properly cooked air-fryer potato tastes better than an overcooked microwave potato. Also, having to poke holes in a potato with a fork is hard work
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is there a better time to tell your family about your gambling addiction than your wife's birthday, when you use your one phone call from jail to explain how you're $600,000 in debt?
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Anything you can do I can do better
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nah, zombies dress better
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
GameStop ordered a new CEO and CFO from Amazon, Chewy.com had a better deal on board chairs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Who better than Samuel L. m-f'in Johnson to give Samuel L. m-f'in Johnson's top five m-f'in movies?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Or, better yet, use simple tricks to make your password easy to remember. For example, subby always uses the word "password" except the S's are dollar signs. And then he includes the year, but using the letter O instead of zeroes. Never been hacked
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you ask me, "I hope I do better than a sex trafficker" makes for one hell of a campaign slogan
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(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
"Judge rules in favor of Vectren in Hercules home explosion civil case" - hopes for better luck slaying the Nemean Lion
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first eight minutes of the movie version of Lin-Manuel Miranda's In The Heights. It is much better than Cats. I want to see it again and again
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The FBI paid a "confidential human source" $180k to create the backdoored AN0M chat app that busted so many drug bad guys. He better hope he's behind more than seven proxies - those bad guys that have their own networks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
1993's Jurassic Park dinosaurs, with their primitive CGI and practical effects, is still better than all the sequels that followed it. Why? Short answer: Steven Spielberg. Long answer: Click the link
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump cheerleader Bill Mitchell to MAGAs: "Your vote DID count in 2020." Uh oh. He'd better hope Diaper Don doesn't hear about this heresy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Everyone, Romaine calm. This is not a drill. Better late than never, it's your weekly FARK Gardening thread for June 8, 2021
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After East Texas bakery revealed they'd faced backlash and cancelled orders for daring to sell rainbow cookies, better people flood the store and buy it out to the bare walls, and when there was nothing left to buy, gave money to charity in its name
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Russell Honoré tweets, people better listen
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tommy Smothers' Johnny Carson impression. He does Carson better than Carson does Carson
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Sun June 06, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
People suffering from long COVID reporting rapid improvement after getting vaccinated
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
"It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. A far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known." Happy birthday, Star Trek: Wrath of Khan
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New UCLA study shows that California's economy weathered the pandemic better than those of red states that had far looser mask/social distancing restrictions. Huh. Imagine that
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers trained people to eat e-chocolate in ten weeks. Wait, I'm told that's not right. Still sorta of cool, but now I want e-chocolate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey Wally, how many candles are on my cake? Sure looks like a whole bunch." "73, ya goof. Even Eddie Haskell counts better'n you and died as a cop in Viet Nam"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A list of all the "reasons" the Texas GOP wants to restrict voting. And by "reasons," of course, we mean "stuff the Texas GOP thinks sounds better than just coming out and saying we don't want the blacks and browns taking away our power"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Death Star is orbiting Mars and NASA somehow slipped up and missed censoring the photo of it that was taken by the Ingenuity helicopter. They are now scrambling to make up a better excuse than swamp gas reflecting the light from Venus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This gentleman commutes 90 miles a day just to volunteer. Then it gets better and maybe a little dustier
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can LIJ regain the NEVER 6-Man Tag Titles? Will Ibushi have better luck against the UE with Master Wato? May we be blessed by another appearance by Miho Abe? Road to DOMINION concludes @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia was one of the first countries to shut their borders and still locks down entire states over single digit COVID case numbers. Their economy must be in tatters, right? No, it's now better than before the pandemic started
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Tue June 01, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I hope your mom is doing better
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Nothing says legal dignity like a "Bigger is Better" dick joke ad campaign
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Mon May 31, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Sheetz will start accepting your crypto, further bettering itself over Wawa
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Sun May 30, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I was cleaning my fridge and ended up with 10 stitches. Post Cover songs that are better than the original. Link goes to one of the best, and also is one of the best SNL openers
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(Some Unhappy Shopper)
 
 
 
If you live in the UK and need to do a little shopping, you better do it while you can still find a shop that survived the pandemic
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Republicans oppose better internet service
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ohio thinks it's unfair COVID should have all the fun, readies a bill to give polio, measles, and tuberculosis a better chance to kill tens of thousands
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
"Suck-On" Gadget Promises to Give Women a Coveted V-Shaped Face. Apparently, it's not the "O" face that is the goal anymore. So many jokes apply here, as do tags. Got a better one? You know what to do
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Enya's greatest songs ranked. If you're looking for that one, you'd better know the correct title
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Wed May 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British government deliberately exposes thousands of unprotected Liverpudlians to each other in massive experiment, but fails to kill any of them. Better run it a few more times
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Biden demands intelligence community investigate the origins of COVID. Better make sure your lab safety protocols are up to date
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Volcano aftershocks at Mount Nyiragongo raise possibility of fresh eruption, which is at least better than canned or even worse, frozen, eruptions which are you can get around here these days
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Is Windows 10 Professional better or worse than Windows 7 Professional?
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Sun May 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
USA shows how much better they are than Canada at hockey
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Good: Having a harm-reduction program handing out needles to homeless drug addicts. Maybe better: Also having a program that collects the used needles again. Definitely best: Medically supervised safe injection facilities
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
And again, cheese makes the world a better place
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Everything sounds better when you lie about it
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Good news lonely singles, the White House has "teamed up" with nine of the country's biggest dating apps to make algorithms that gives you a better shot at hooking up if you're vaxxed
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Thu May 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Rescue Dog Day. Tag is for rescuers
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