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Fri July 20, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For all the Farkers who enter the photography contests, here is what you can do with an iPhone. Can you do better?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In a week that may *FINALLY* be the one that wrecks Trump FHF is certainly living up to its name, and best of all, the day isn't over. What a week, and the week was made better with you here with us at our 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Now, what to drink?
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Thu July 19, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Democrats drop original midterm slogan "A Better Deal" in favor of "For The People", will eventually realize "We are not Trump" is inspiring enough
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Researchers think that giving drones autonomy will control them better, search for Sarah Connor
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
AMC release the first full trailer for Better Call Saul season 4
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Wed July 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred says that Trout needs to do a better job marketing himself. Also, people would prefer to have Pollock, anyway
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Black man's car breaks down in Alabama, so he walks overnight to get to work. Cops stop him 14 miles in and ask what's going on, and then everything gets much better. Come for the story, stay for the slightly restored faith in humanity
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam concert visited by the Trump baby balloon. They can't find a better man
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Trump's odds of being impeached just increased. Even bookmakers noticed how bad his press conference with Putin was. For the first time, his odds of getting laid by Melania just got better than his impeachment odds
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Privacy researcher pieces together the details of love affairs (and drug deals) from payment app that publicly broadcasts financial transactions. Still a better love story than Twilight
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
IBM sues Groupon for e-commerce patent infringement, is looking for other plaintiffs to get a better deal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump calls his meeting with Putin a great success, even better than the meeting with NATO allies because of course he does
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Good news (to most): Nickelodeon orders Rugrats reboot. Better news: There's also a movie. Oh hell no: A live-action movie with CGI babies
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
New algorithm will pick movies for you to watch ten times faster than the previous algorithms. Unfortunately, will not make any of their movie choices better
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
MGM Resorts sue victims of Las Vegas mass shooting, gambling that firestorm of negative publicity will still pay out better than paying them
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Now that Bryce Harper won the HR Derby...let's discuss how Mookie Betts is probably better
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Flying taxis are coming in the next decade. Better get used to it
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Look, there really are some questions that we're all better off not knowing the answers to. But if you have to know...knock yourself out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This Papa John story just keeps getting better and better. Apparently, Papa John was forced to use N-word. "The agency was promoting that vocabulary ... They pushed me. And it upset me." Huh, what the fark?
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
JPMorgan profit beats on better-than-expected trading, loan growth, idiots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Laker Lance Stephenson is excited to play with...Kyle Kuzma?
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Thu July 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Getting divorced to be able to better afford your child's healthcare. This is an idea being considered in the richest land on Earth
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a no-brainer that racism and fascism go hand in hand because, how better to live your life as a member of a super-intelligent master race than to blindly follow the whims of one guy?
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Wed July 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner thinks the dominance of the Golden State Warriors is not hurting the league but a better system for competitive balance can be made
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EU President Tusk reminds Donald Trump that Europe is a better ally to U.S. than Russia will ever be. Sure, that may be. But does Europe have a pee tape?
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(The Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Woman uses 40EE breasts to predict the outcome of every England World Cup match. Good news, England: It's coming home. You better believe The Sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Babies given solid food sleep better, according to study. I call BS, I've been feeding my toddler nothing but raw meat and all he does is snarl at people
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Sun July 08, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
118-year-old tin of chocolate sent by Queen Victoria to British soldiers fighting Boer War found, still tastes better than Hershey's
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A bad day: You get in an accident. A really bad day: You need to be airlifted out. Fark: The helicopter crashes with you on board. Some days it's better to just stay in bed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Anxiety makes me a better employee"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A documentary about a 98-year-old man who took up running at age 49 and is in better shape than many of us ever will be. Oh, he is the oldest finisher for a race up Mount Washington
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to better retain what you read. That reminds me of something I saw somewhere about remembering content of books like...wait...what am I submitting here again?
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
With tension mounting for the England Vs Sweden footie match this weekend, who better to ask for predictions on the possible outcome than a bunch of smokers in Kent's equivalent of Florida?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Study: Are you smoking marijuana to try to relieve chronic pain? You'd be better off sticking to aspirin
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
While federal judge rules against Detroit in a $500M lawsuit against the state for better schools, the county is working a deal to build $533M jail. Wut?
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Vegan Harlem Globetrotter, 47, says he feels better than ever and can still dunk, declares meat-eaters the Washington Generals in game of life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Work encouraged everyone to wear patriotic colors today. I chose blue of course. Better dead than red, right?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gourmet Chefs: "Propane has no flavor, and charcoal isn't much better...The aroma and flavor of wood are in a league of their own." Backyard Pitmasters: "Duuuhhhh"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Alex Jones makes Twitter a better place for once
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Psychologists are biased against conservative ideas and viewpoints. Is it because they're a bunch of leftists, or because their professional training and knowledge has given them better bullshiat detectors?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan couple promise to have and to hold for better or worse, for richer or oh look a Moose
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
75 percent of all Tommy John surgeries are performed on teenage pitchers, all of whose parents are convinced their boy will become the next Tommy John with the surgery, if not better. Raising the alarm: Dr. Tommy John, son of THE Tommy John
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Day 19: Brazil and Mexico must figure out who dances better at 10 am EDT. Belgium soccer must figure out the shine of Japan at 2 pm. Which teams will be reeling in the tears? This is your World Cup thread
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Why popcorn tastes better when you eat it with chopsticks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK government warned against cancelling Transpennine electrification, which happens to be my northern soul Kraftwerk cover band
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Elon Musk to build worlds biggest solar powered battery farm. Stupid: In England. Worlds biggest rainwater collector might be a better idea
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'm from South Dakota, and I come from a ranching family and we have fencing to keep cattle and horses in that's better than the fencing that we have on the border," whines Tomi Lahren
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(Slate)
 
Video
 
"You are amazing." "Thank you. I've worked hard to become so." "I must admit that you are better than I am." "Then why are you smiling?" "Because I know something you don't know"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Maxine "Omar" Waters responds to those sending her death threats: "All I have to say is this, if you shoot me you better shoot straight, there's nothing like a wounded animal"
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Civilized)
 
 
 
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed Oh, everything is better with a 10 lb bag o' weed. Spliffy topic needed
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Fri June 29, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apple deploys fleet of vans to fix their maps, meaning we could soon see a lot of Apple vans in lakes, living rooms, and airport runways
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Is gin actually just flavored vodka? Is vodka really a subset of gin? Is gin really made of Christmas trees? Can vodka actually make me dance better?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity attacks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for wanting to do a bunch of awesome things that would make all our lives better
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Wed June 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the second straight time, Germany is defeated in Russia
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tour bus takes visiting foreign VIPs to great views of Yukon River valley from top of Dawson City's Midnight Dome. Aaand then it catches fire: "When it's hot, the sun's right, for lack of a better word, the air mixture is right - it does happen"
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Will Teddy return, and how will his absence affect Dolores? Will the Man in Black's conscience get the better of him? Will Elsie realize Bernard is under Ford's control? Will it be a cliffhanger for the season finale? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that the tax cuts are law, it looks like deficits matter again. Better start cutting spending
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Fri June 22, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Fox News: "I talked to my black friend and they said that detention centers are better than the projects that I grew up In"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Putting yourself in someone else's shoes won't help you understand them better. But you'll be more confident in your misunderstanding, plus you'll have their shoes
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Analysts: The Kings hold the 2nd pick in a draft with 2 players that are clearly better than everyone else. There's no way they can screw this up. Kings: You don't know us very well, do you?
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Thu June 21, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
New Zealand's Prime Minister becomes the 2nd world leader in modern history to give birth while in office. You'd think a hospital would have been a better choice, but, to each their own
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For some reason police are less likely to patrol areas where they're absolutely hated. On the positive side, it's never been a better time for drugs, hookers, muggings
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This person asked her employees to stop eating lunch at their desks. Here is what came out of it
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Wed June 20, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sessions pens op-ed to claim detained children are treated better than American kids, as they receive regular meals, education, and health/dental care. Wait, is that better or worse?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Artificial turf fields are failing, costing Southern California millions. If only there were something green, soft, and better for activities
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Texas officials decide immigration shelters can concentrate better without limits on capacity
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
West Virginia's noodling and frog seasons are open. "No better time than now to go frog gigging"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good food tastes better when it is served by an attractive lady, say most men
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
"Well, the state gave us an additional $500,000 that we didn't ask for. Guess we better go ahead and spend it"
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Geesh, I thought that everybody knew that lube and Sprite go better with Chicken Tetrazzini. What an amateur
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Incredibles' Elastigirl deserves a better husband than Mr. Incredible (spoiler warning)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Millionaires' wealth rose by 10.6 percent in 2017, which of course begs the question -- if we could have implemented bigger tax cuts for them, might we have got 12 or even 15 percent? We can do better, people. Let's be better
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Sat June 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In case you think the G7 Summit couldn't have gotten any worse, Trump suggested shipping 25 million Mexicans to Japan so the Japanese prime minister could better understand the immigration problem
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Fri June 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manafort remanded to buy better encrypting software next time
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
After all the stories and headlines about how good Arrested Development is, I've folded and started watching it. Midway through Season 1 - Does it get better?
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"Honey, I'm home" "BUT YOU'RE DEAD" "I got better"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'The Incredibles 2' is for a lack of a better word - incredible
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What better way to prepare for the World Cup than by sacking your manager two days before your opening game?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(MenaFN)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate the end of Ramadan in Dubai than with a My Little Pony Parade at Dragon Mart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They'd better add some chicken nuggets to the menu or Donald is going to be hangry
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fun fact: In 1971 Richard Nixon triggered a trade dispute with Canada. He called the Canadian PM an "asshole" and a "son of a biatch". The Canadian said "I have been called worse things by better men". That Canadian PM was @JustinTrudeau's dad
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Sat June 09, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
What better advertisement for your apartment complex could there be, other than a dented sign reading '3 Cheers for Heroin'?
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
The 100 Best Sci-Fi TV Shows of All Time. Because what better way is there to spend your Friday than fixing something wrong on the Internet?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Teacher accused of taking bribes from students for better grades. Florida tag gets to sit this one out because sex wasn't involved
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump decides to put his water bottle on the floor in the middle of meeting? Better copy him or you'll never be President
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Wed June 06, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
French President Macron says phone calls with Trump were just like sausages: better not explain what's inside
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Tue June 05, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
Brussels is upgrading official Belgian frites stalls to give wandering tourists a better, hipper impression of the national food - "a model that is identifiable just like the telephone booths of London"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Regional breweries, other beverage makers, glass producers, recyclers, and greens are trying to bring back the olde-timey tradition of returnable beer bottles in sturdy wooden cases. "I just think it tastes better in those seasoned bottles"
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Mon June 04, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Department store finds that if you offer customers better service than they can get at Amazon, people might actually shop there
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Eat a Kit-Kat the wrong way? You better believe I'm breaking up with your sorry ass over that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Federal law requires unions to support all federal employees, whether they're members of the union or not. President Trump's EO bans unions from supporting employees during work hours. Better believe that's a suin'
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You had better sit down for this one, but there is now proof that both EPA head Pruitt and his lobbyist landlord were lying about no lobbying communications in 2017. Bonus: it means Pruitt lied to congress under oath
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(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman 2 will take place in the 1980s, featuring much better music than Guardians of the Galaxy
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg and Ronda Rousey team up to fight terrorism in Mile 22. Terrorism better be ready for a broken nose, an armbar, and definitely food poisoning after stopping by a Wahlbergers for lunch
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Where better than Sin City to host james 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup final? Giggity? If it's as good as james 1, hells yea.. Shush Pierre, let's do that hockey.. 8pm ET on NBCSN & CBC
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Better hope your neighbors don't win the lottery, because neighbors of lottery winners tend to go bankrupt
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Long of the Philadelphia Eagles better have the goon juice ready after he made a joke about the NHL on Twitter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So we now know the cost of wishing death upon a 17-year-old kid who survived a mass school shooting and is trying to make the world a better place: 5 days' pay
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New 'mind-reading' headset changes plot of new film based on your reactions. You already thought of a trillion better headlines for this story
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Fri May 25, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You know that asshat who gets you so riled up because when there's a merge coming he rides the closing lane of traffic all the way to the end before squeezing in? Well, it turns out he's actually the better driver, and you're the asshat. Asshat
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You can order a tiny house on Amazon. Sears and Roebuck from 1920 are holding on line 1, say they did it better
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You know what works better than e-cigarettes at getting smokers to quit? The almighty dollar
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Because Instagram is way better when you're drinking tequila
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Exercise physiologist explains Kegel exercises aren't the best way to prepare your body for childbirth. Still a better preparation than a three day bender in New Orleans though
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man, got super drunk last night...can't remember what happened. Better text my friend to see if he's ok: 'dont kno how i got home - hope i wasn't a super a--hole last nite' 'ya u were - u bit my ear off' 'oh f*ck me'
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
NASA to create the coldest temperature in the universe using lasers in space. For better results, submitter proposes they send his ex-wife up there instead
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes a look at the crooked "resort rehab" industry being advertised on TV day and night. "It is honestly barely better defined than the word 'building'"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
29 million Americans had nothing better to do than watch the Royal Wedding Saturday morning
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(NHL)
 
 
 
With Vegas punching their ticket to the Finals, it's time to check the Fark NHL Bracket Standings (hint: subby is doing better than expected...)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm going to blame Chuck Schumer for the state of affairs regarding trade with China, then promise to work with him. Better insult Obama while I'm at it
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
App developers form union to try to get better App Store policies. It's free to join, but you have to make micropayments if you want to skip ahead to the next level, get more benefits
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Name the muppet that was your favorite as a child and for the next 10 minutes I will tell you your weaknesses" C'mon farkers, we can do this better
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Employee framed for theft by Chipotle gets $8M verdict. Better check the money for listeria
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps it would better if the DOJ, the SEC and the OCC set up permanent offices inside Wells Fargo's headquarters
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Wed May 16, 2018
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Trolls? Well, they're gonna troll. And if they're gonna troll, then what better place than the Cheesecake Factory? Amirite?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chicago can't control gun sales in the rest of the nation, California can't force better mileage on Kansas, and seven states' legalization of cannabis won't end a black market
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Are you still alive? OK, then don't panic. And try to keep a better eye on that asteroid from now on
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Mon May 14, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump asks for better "TV lawyers". The way things are going for him he'd be hard pressed to find someone that's an expert in bird law
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrats: Damn this traitorous cheeto and the shiat he brought with him. Now we can't unveil our "Better Deal" idea because the media is obsessed with TRussiagate and how we are all betrayed. Oh woe is us. We can't distract them from it
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam plan on releasing new music in 2019 because they can't find a better year
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Deadpool 2 is better than Infinity War
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Fri May 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
OKC Thunder big man Nick Collison retires, freeing team from its last alum of the Seattle Supersonics. "The fans in Seattle deserved better, and I hope they get a team back someday soon"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
These cheesesteak riffs are unsung heroes of Philly's sandwich scene. Are they better than the originals?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Monkey Selfie: the Movie"? At least it's a better idea than The Emoji Movie
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck has better O-line this year. Luck.... y'know, that guy with the $140 million contract. What does he do? No one really knows. Maybe he'll show up and tell us
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There are better ways to pass a drug test than heating up a cup of urine in the microwave at a 7-11
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
'Better Call Saul' Season 4: Nacho might replace Hector in the cartel
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Today's glue sniffer has a much better mugshot than yesterday's
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Comey criticizes Giuliani for comparing FBI agents to 'stormtroopers', says they have better aim for starters
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This just keeps getting better. Mayor 9/11 says to Buzzfeed that paying off Stormy Daniels was "a payment to remove personal embarrassment to Melania"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(black press usa)
 
 
 
Approximately one year ago, Bill Cosby declared he was completely blind. I guess he got better? (LGT 1 year old article with Cosby trying really hard to look blind)
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Goose that lays golden eggs gets sick of being chased around New York by liberals and flies to Nashville. Which has better food, better music and prettier women too
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today: Why you shouldn't put two spaces after a period. Next week: Why tabs are better than spaces
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to decide which is better for consumption after he lifts weights, soy protein or whey protein?
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 ways the world is getting better
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fat women are taking 'better sex' classes so they can weigh their options
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Teammates giving you the silent treatment after your first home run never gets old. Even better, when it's to mega star Jose Altuve
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(Autistic and Unapologetic)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy depicts autism better than Rain Man. It already depicted Star Wars better than the last six of those films, so more the merrier
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you get when you mix beer and yoga? You get 'Broga' which is just what men need for better health and to find their inner zen
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently, 'New' Diet Coke selling better than the last time the Coca-Cola Company tried putting 'New' in front of its flagship product
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
57% of the Irish who were asked if they intended to watch the Royal wedding said "go fook yerself, I'm not cuttin' into me drinkin' time watching some shiate Proddy weddin' 'tween a ponce an' his no better than she should be tart, now feck off"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Korean youths not so sure about Reunification, cite Chain of Command and Redemption as better two-parters
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Mon April 23, 2018
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
People make problem. Trust me. Drone better
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Watch a 23-year-old songwriter create a perfect pop song in collaboration with her producers, then hand it over to DJ who takes credit for it after auditioning dozens of singers who sound just like songwriter but "better"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Deadpool gets privilege checked by Teen Titans. You better believe there's some John Stewart
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Rogue Bog get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run Bog. You're much too Rogue Bog
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Is pasteurized cheese safer? Does raw milk cheese taste better? Here's everything you need to know about pasteurized vs raw milk cheese
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The untold story of the Mercury 13: female pilots who tested better in every category than their male astronaut counterparts but were discarded nonetheless. If only they hadn't used those private email servers
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What's better than roses on the piano? Tulips on the corn dog. Surprisingly not a euphemism
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Apparently goats follow instructions better than teenagers, deer or rabbits. At least in this one area of work
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China to remove foreign limits on makers of ships and aircraft, also take better notes
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Mon April 16, 2018
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
In a fight between a Russian T-90 tank and an American M-1A2 Abrams, victory goes to the better crew. Or perhaps the one that has a bunch of friends in A-10s, but that's not the point
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
We'd all be better off as a nation if Press Your Luck, The Newlywed Game, and Hollywood Squares were still on the air
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elton John: "I wish people would write better songs." Apparently he's forgotten that he once wrote a song titled "Jamaica Jerk Off"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
EA says they've learned their lesson and vow to "be better." "It's clear to us that players see the company differently than we do"
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Thu April 12, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study says you better not be sitting down for this
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
CamAnal pitched a little woo with multiple Republican campaigns in 2016. Uh oh. Better call RICO
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's a storm coming, Mr. Trump. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could get away with it all
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure calling someone a "house N-word" will not get you better service. Or a whole lot of good publicity
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Sun April 08, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
If you were going to drive out of Pittsburgh on Rt 30, you had better find an alternative route. It's gone, man
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"But, Grandma, what big penises you drew." "The better to fark with our family, my dear"
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ex-Fanatics employee accused of stealing corporate secrets from them, leaving for a better company
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag was rushed to a nearby hospital where she was pronounced dead. She was then transferred to a better hospital where doctors upgraded her condition to alive
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Moody's rates Barclay's as just barely better than junk (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Women who believe their sex drive changes can better cope with lowered libidos. For men, it's not so much a drive as it is a daily commute to work
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Wed April 04, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The Wolf. The Ram. The Hart. The Huckabee. Speak not of these evils lest you draw evil's ire. Seek not wisdom from evil, for no wisdom is better. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1430 EDT)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Good news everyone - Bed, Bath & Beyond is accepting your Toys R Us gift cards, but you'd better hurry
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In what universe is Oasis's "Live Forever" a better song than Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody?"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: Here's four things that millionaires do better than the middle class. Missing from list: ability to dodge pitchforks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For Veterans: Shulkin called the WH "toxic, chaotic & disrespectful." Would you describe the VA healthcare system the same way, and do you think we're better off with privatization?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Too bad it's just an April Fool's joke, because Stephen King would be a far better governor of Maine than the current one. Mind you, that's also true of almost every other resident of Maine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who better to hit the campaign trail for beleaguered Republicans than the beleaguered Donny Junior?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former FBI agent says Fox is damaging the agency, Scully better represents their approach to investigation
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Mustang Sally, think you better slow that Mustang down
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Sun April 01, 2018
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Well, this is certainly going to make the situation in Sacramento a lot better
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Some Florida Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you have had a long day, there's nothing better than having a few drinks before passing out in a supermarket with a partially eaten and unpaid for chicken breast on your chest
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, the US would win a nuclear war with Russia" - Well, I feel better
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Amorous authors' Amazon rankings pounded by advertising-amicable algorithms. Chuck Tingle submitted this article with a better headline
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Just one high-fat meal sets the perfect stage for heart disease." So you better make it a tasty one
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now we know why Uber tried to steal Google's self-driving car technology: it's WAY(mo) better than Uber's. While Uber has yet to reach the milestone of driving 13 miles without the need for human intervention, Google's record is currently 5,600 miles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two sad old dogs get a much better life from a shelter and foster families. It's your happy and thankful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
If you're going to read a story about a watery mess and Taco Bell, this can probably be considered one of the better options
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Poll finds 62% percent of Americans think the US is headed in the wrong direction. If being on a road to nowhere in a clown car equipped with a broken moral compass and a fascist navigation system is wrong, subby doesn't want to be right
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Sun March 25, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A happy 71st birthday to Reginald Dwight, better known as Elton John. Here's his ode to Who's the Boss star Tony Danza
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Daily Nonpareil)
 
 
 
"What better investment can one make for 60 cents than for a garment which has a double purpose, that of an under garment and one that is vermin proof?"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Three tips on how to be a better complainer. Three? Jesus, how much time do you think I have to read articles online? Couldn't you have slimmed it down to two?
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
Are kung-fu movies better than sex? Here comes what hardly passes for science
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is National Cheesesteak Day ...and what better way to celebrate it than with the 20 best from Jersey (where better cheesesteaks come from) while those two Philly guys beat themselves over the head in their ongoing feud
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Eager to prove to your kids that God is real? There are better ways to do that than sending them to meet him
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
David Cone says pitcher Shohei Ohtani would be better starting off the season in the minors. Wait ... he should be promoted from the Angels?
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Fri March 23, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
In his quest to find "better dope", man crashes through fence, thought he was being chased by paratroopers, and almost hit a plane. Dude, you're doing it wrong
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take another look at Mooch's Scaramucci Post, it must have gotten at least a little better, right? Oh dear...well, at least they stopped polling about the Holocaust, now they poll about 🤔
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