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Thu August 13, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Biden admits there's one thing that Trump does better than any president in American history
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK Coronavirus death count drops by nearly 6,000 after data sets are adjusted to make the Tory non-response look better
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Wed August 12, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy tries to play 'Eruption' without actually learning it. Still a better musician than Justin Bieber
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone's car looks better than your living room
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donnie wants his ugly mug on Mt. Rushmore, but George Takei has a better idea: memorialize Donnie with a nursery rhyme. Okay all you farkers with your English degrees, put down the French fries and start poeming
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And here's the CEO of Uber writing an op-ed saying Gig Workers need to be treated and paid better
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Sun August 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wendy's breakfast is better than McDonald's and is eating away the market share
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Let's talk Texas. I don't know much about most of these, but I know that they've changed dramatically since November 2019, and Stephen Danield (sixth) is polling better despite not raising money for shiat. Tag is for whether Texas will go blue
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Knowing better than to try and muzzle them, the SEC masks their football coaches while on the sideline
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Betcha didn't know CARES act money goes to repave airports in Texas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So you think you'll be voting this year? That's nice. Better be making other plans instead
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hulu axes High Fidelity even though it was better than the movie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"New polls suggest Trump's position has stabilized" in much the same way as the Titanic's position "stablized" when it made contact with the sea floor
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Good news: Biden Is Polling Better Than Clinton At Her Peak Bad news: she did lead by more in certain key states. Good news: Biden's over 50% most places
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
RLM's Mike & Dick the Birthday Boy sit down to discuss their picks for the best 5 Star Trek: TNG episodes, starting with Best of Both Worlds, and discussing how Guinan was a way better counselor than Troi the cheerleader ever was
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hendrix. Monterey Pop 1967. Nothing better
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(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Can't sum this one up better than the headline: The Truth Is Paywalled But The Lies Are Free
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new study says the UK risks a twice-as-big second COVID wave without better testing. Everybody keep calm and panic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After his tracheotomy, Val Kilmer says he feels a lot better than he sounds, which when you hear him speak, you realize it's very, very fortunate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USA, USA USA, 25% of respondents believe the US is doing a much better job than other countries in its Covid response
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign has purchased media in the DC market. Why would they waste money airing Trump TV spots in an overwhelmingly democratic city? Well, to make the president feel better, that's why
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Why we can't have nice things: boaters swarm SpaceX Dragon capsule with Doug and Bob after splashdown. Maybe they wanted to huff some of that toxic hydrazine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"That's a nice business you got there. Be a real shame if something happened to it. Better sell it to my friend here", Don Two Scoops
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
"The most striking peculiarity of this bizarre era is that a man like Trump could command the national stage and the media's attention for the better part of five years. That fact does not speak well of the condition of American civil society"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President Trump called for 'changes to be made soon' after saying there is 'too much income disparity' in America. Better check for pods
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Garlic mayo is better than blue cheese on chicken tenders and most things. Fight me
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Demon Child Conway is back online and it's better than ever
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Can Uncle Allen hold off the King of the Ropes? Will Bayley's ego write a check that Nikki can cash? Naomi deserves better but still gets stuck facing Lacey & how are Mandy and Otis doing? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The driver of the Jeep that tried to drive through a crowd of protesters was merely trying to catch a flight, passenger claims, somehow making it all better
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you thought that Trump's decision to bypass the CDC and have COVID-19 information sent to HHS would result in better data collection and more transparency, you may want to sit down. I also have a cure for coronavirus to sell you at a special price
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People who laugh frequently in their everyday lives may be better equipped to deal with stressful events. And don't call me Shirley
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Would your name work better if you were a dog?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Believing in the COVID hoax... That's a paddlin. Telling me to wear a mask in your store... That's a paddlin. Expecting me to care about my fellow man... That's a paddlin. Takin this story to the media... Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facial recognition software is getting better at recognizing masks
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, better hope you're not skydiving
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
J.C. Penney up on news its stock is now a slightly better bankruptcy play than being blind staggering drunk in a Florida panhandle casino
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Here is, yet, another reason why dogs are better than cats
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
The Better Business Bureau finds the Great Moving company's name ironic, gives them an F for definitely not being great
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan hard cider outfit cancels "Tribute to Trump" at their orchard with Corey Lewandowski & ex-Milwaukee Sheriff Clark after online boycott campaign
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hasbro finds out store closures and product shortages are no game - even if you have hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Firms with more female executives, fewer glass ceilings 'perform better'
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Sun July 26, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Jamal Adams gets his wish ... and the Seahawks get even better, damn them. And yes, subby is a Niners fan
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Killer Gnomes. When the white coats at DARPA and inventors of Godzilla get together, be assured of better, fuller nightmares. Genomes?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you think less Floridians is "moving in better direction" then yes, Florida is moving in a better direction
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Naomi goes to Miz TV (again), Sasha & Bayley address being so much better than the rest of the women's roster & Sheamus meets Jeff Hardy to toss a few stiff ones in a Bar Fight. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walmart is better at being the CDC than the CDC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mystery Science Theater 3000 is back once again and doing it for a good cause. Even better, it's the original cast, although Crow's different
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
It's better in the Bahamas. Not that you'll ever get the chance to compare
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Covid lockdowns drastically reduced human seismic activity, allowing researchers to get better readings on tremors and graboid movements
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Uber Eats union wants better accident compensation, owing to Covid-era higher risk of injury to delivery workers and those they collide with. Uber Technologies: B-b-but they're all independent contractors, stop with this crazy talk
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump shifts tone on pandemic, now says things will "probably get worse before they get better". So either we've turned the corner and flattened the curve or they've flattened the corner around the curve we've just turned
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Yet another study about how the permafrost is melting, which releases carbon, which causes warming, which causes melting, etc., etc., etc.... If it makes you feel better, at this rate we will be rid of most of Florida much sooner than expected
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In his first interview since entering rehab after being found drunk in a hotel room with a male prostitute who had OD'ed on meth. Andrew Gillum opens up about his fight with alcoholism and depression. Still would have been a better gov than Desantis
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Science gives us a better way to detect bean flickin', chicken chokin', kitten killin'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Quarantining and working from home with my partner made me realize why he can't keep a job: he has terrible habits, forgets deadlines, and rambles. He can be coached to be better; how do I facilitate his transformation to a model employee like me?"
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yoga is ideal for college students who like to hit the bong before going to class
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Sun July 19, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even apes handle social distancing during times of sickness better than Americans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What can Iran can do better than the rest of the world combined? A) Pump oil, B) Photoshop military hardware, or C) Spread COVID-19
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If your state doesn't have a robust absentee ballot system already in place then you might be better off waiting in line in full hazmat gear to make sure you vote gets counted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can Norwich City continue their historic winless streak? It's your better late submitted than never submitted Saturday EPL thread as the Canaries are taking on Burnley on NBC
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Exercise more, cook and eat better - Do you remember your New Year's Resolutions? At this point in the trainwreck of 2020 is it possible to even remember New Years?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Pigs turn to humans as dogs do, unless they have a problem to solve. Then they know better
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
More virus patients in ICUs are surviving now. They're also getting those hospital bills, so it's kind of wash
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Show the world a better face by kicking Nazis out of your place
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Eighth-grade dropout working for NYC posts graph telling Millennials and Gen X to do better in regards to rate of COVID cases. Doesn't know how old Gen X is, and screws up graph
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Supreme Court tells Florida voters they better pay up if they want a ballot
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You better believe death planning is a growth market these days
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Team Trump wastes its time trying to make Trump feel better about things
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Wed July 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Better Buy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know what would make 2020 even better? Israel dragging us into a war with Iran
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Squeeze over the crowd limit in Corona times, better have that 25 grand ready for the fine. Some places take health regulations seriously and you may find they won't think its cool when your app invites 500 to show up to your pad
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Tue July 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Masks reduce viral load, meaning you're much better off in case of COVID-19 exposure. As for Tantrum McDiaperbabies, let's just tell them that George Soros' 5G mind control rays enter through the nose and mouth and will turn them all into gay frogs
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Cabotegravir, a drug thought to be an improvement on PrEP for AIDS prevention, has had its trial stopped 22 months early... because it worked even better than expected
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida survival dependent on people behaving better. So, we're all doomed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nespresso helped change the coffee world, but it seems as if the world has moved on." Yeah, on to better coffee that takes 30 seconds to make yourself
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The economy is in a tail spin? Better cut taxes for the rich
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Head Cheater pats smaller cheater on head for cheating less. Or better. This may sound crude, but this is the oily world in which we live
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Same crappy pizza, better new management: Papa John's
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Upset that you can't take a trip this year or a vacation? Here are some historical vacation disasters that should make you feel a bit better about your decision
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you've ever had the thought, "The only thing that would make this Hallmark Christmas movie better would be a nice bottle of Hallmark wine" ... there is something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek help immediately
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Four matches today starting with Wolves vs Everton, then Villa take on Palace at 9:15 AM ET followed by that Norf Laahndon derby at 11:30 am & winding up with Bournemouth hosting Leicester at 2 pm ET. This is your Sunday EPL thread (better late than never submission)
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Fri July 10, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It took 43 years, but Iggy Pop finally made a music video for The Passenger. Siouxsie and the Banshees did it better
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely better than typing your thesis on a ZX Spectrum keyboard it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Killing Floor 2, Lifeless Planet & The Escapists 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: games you've gotten others hooked on?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Joe Biden takes the ruler to the nuns: You'd better believe I'll make you account for contraception if I'm elected
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Wed July 08, 2020
(NFL)
 
 
 
Now that he's locked in a QB even better than Tom Brady, Andy Reid not considering retirement
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
L.A. police pursuit suspect escapes after crashing into Warner Bros. Studio gates, better have Ralph T. Guard check that water tower
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Is the world a better place when a heroin dealer dies? Click to the right for the "yes" portion of the argument
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Make terrible movies. Make terrible records. That's fine. But you threaten a puppy, you better be ready for war (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Insider)
 
 
 
How to make frozen fries taste better. Waiting until it's 3 AM and you're drunk surprisingly not on the list
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman to retire from Army after 21 years. Godspeed sir, you deserved better
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta be some kind of special epic stupid to go to a Black Lives Matter protest and yell, "White lives are better." Oh, and you also are now fired from your job
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass rare gorillas in Nigeria captured on camera with babies. This will make your day better
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Tue July 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man gets indicted for trying to smuggle hundreds of Egyptian artifacts, some nearly 4,000 years old, stuffed inside dirty suitcases through JFK Airport. Subby says amateur, a drug mule could have done better without the suitcase
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Having trouble being alone in these quarantined coronavirus times? Here are some tips on how to get better at it
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bad guys better do what America says, or we'll email them a tank (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elon has begun selling red shorts to mock the short-sellers and nay-sayers. He better hope this doesn't come back to bite him in the satin
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Terry Francona: "Even at my age, you don't want to be too old to learn or to realize that maybe I've been ignorant of some things, and to be ashamed of it, and to try to be better"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire better enjoy those declining coronavirus infections while it can. Superspreader event now scheduled for Saturday
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Sat July 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's like New York all over again, but with better chili and horrible bagels
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
If you're slashing women's tires to get to know them better, you're probably doing it wrong. ///Just slashie sayin'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have developed a better way to measure dog years ..with handy Tom Hanks comparison chart
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Brie Larson lost out on an audition for Star Wars, and her career was all the better for it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anybody could have done a better job
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Two weeks in the UK this summer? Better make it three so that you can spend at least one week outside of your quarantined hotel room
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most universities are bringing the students back in the fall. The problem is the professors know better
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
ESPN to air Eagles concert over 4th of July weekend. It's not like Carson Wentz has anything better to do these days
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Republicans for Biden. Hopefully this fares better than the Democrats for Agnew campaign that subby's father was involved in
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
'Prehab' may be the ticket for your surgical rehab
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Herman Cain has Covid-19. Better start praying to the Nine, Nine, Nine
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
NASA has created a stunning time-lapse of the Sun's activity over the last 10 years. It's better than Cats. Subby can watch it again and again and again
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
There might never be a better time to experiment with a Guaranteed Basic Income, as a way to deal with both racial inequality and the looming recession
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BoJo announces bold plan to toss $10 billion at Coronavirus to see if a cash bribe will make it go away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Gay method actress sought prostitutes to prepare for role, was a "better man than most men." Yes, this is a repeat from the 1800s
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The GOP is truly no better than a group of petulant children
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
During in-church services, a Sugartown,Louisiana personally and publicly shamed those who did not attend, calling them out by name and said 'When we have a service, you better be here'. Or what, preacher man?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
BRAINSTORM: "Bountygate"? Seriously, "bountygate"? Come on. I hereby summon the power of Fark to come up with a better name for this scandal
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
From making Intel clones that performed better than Intel parts to Threadripper, the rollercoaster that is AMD's history
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Trump administration intentionally promoted flawed Covid-19 antibody tests because they provided better arguments for reopening the economy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Biden's lead is better than Hillary's ever was
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In 10 years, conventional marketing will disappear, and consumer arrogance via word of mouth will be the promotion tactic. "It's all about showing others how great a consumer you are, better than them"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
New U.S. Agency for Global Media head: your propaganda needs to paint this administration in a better light, you're all fired
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Having no other things to work on, scientists create bigger, better, stronger...monkey brains
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(Wired)
 
 
 
It's ridiculous to treat schools like covid hot zones - everybody knows they're much better as daycare centers
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Tue June 23, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Better to remain silent and let people think you're a racist, facist asshole than...eh, they already know, Bob, so shoot off that mouth
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Jerk Shack owner seeks to expand to better serve Black communities, possibly stop running out of you
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Museum of the Bible promises to do better in the future at honoring that whole "Thou Shalt Not Steal" thingie
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis prepares to take nuclear power plant hostage in new thriller "Reactor." Gone Fission would have made a better title
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kudlow says there's 'no second wave' of coronavirus which means there's probably going to be at least 5-6 waves before we get better
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember playing The Floor is Lava as a kid? Netflix has turned it into a new 10-episode series, and it's even better than it sounds
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL has evolved in these 12 ways in the past decade. Has it made the NFL better or worse?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So just who is it who keeps hiring all these Trump Administration staffers that Trump thinks are so terrible, and why hasn't the hiring gotten any better over the last four years?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man... coming to NY in a caravan... you better stay inside because it's important says governor man
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Paul McCartney is 78, so what better way to honor him than by listening to one of his contributions to the greatest band in history?
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
All you students using Adobe's Creative Cloud for free these days better start saving your beer money
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that things are supposedly getting better, HSBC is back to cutting 35,000 jobs. Thank you for your dedication and patience in this troubling time
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you EVER needed a reason not to trust White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, she claimed in 2012 that Dominos was better than any NYC pizza
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Is Ghostbusters 2 the link between Ozark and Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to report a record rise in monthly retail sales, which is literally a positive being better than a negative
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Blitz chess, for the demands of streaming audiences. Handicap better players by taking away their queen from the start
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's even better than you remember
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Mainz are hosting Augsburg now, hoping to stave off relegation. Then at 12 Noon ET, Schalke look for better form as they host Leverkusen. This is your Sunday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
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(Top Tenz)
 
 
 
Over the past few weeks, the Sunday Morning Music Club has focused on various popular instruments. This week we're looking for great songs that featured really odd instruments, the stranger the better
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
If JFK faked his death, COVID-19 is manmade and your neighbors are spies, then the cops are clearly in on it, so you had better broadcast on Facebook Live while they chase you and your minivan of kids through two states
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Band on the Run proved Wings was better than cliched boy band The Beatles
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
AI writes a Metallica song, does a better job than Metallica has been doing lately (especially the drumming)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington State calls up the guard, but for a better reason than shooting demonstrators
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
GitHub, looking to get rid of the term 'master', considers 'main'. Here's an even better option
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
Remember when Melania delayed moving to the White House and stayed back in New York for months, supposedly because Barron was finishing the school year? The real reason: she re-negotiated better financial terms of their prenup
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guys have been right all along as health experts say it's better to leave the toilet seat up
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Some Wizards of the Coast)
 
 
 
Cool: "There's no place for racism in our game, nor anywhere else [...] We should have been better, we can be better, and we will be better." Fark: Magic the Gathering
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Better late than never on your Multipass: The Honest Trailer folks finally made one for The Fifth Element
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Tue June 09, 2020
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
No joke; no snark. Just a very persuasive explanation as to why filming doesn't reduce police violence or enable better accountability
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Scientists have discovered new evidence for active volcanism next door to some of the most densely populated areas of Europe." Maybe Giant Meteor better get its act together
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hertz's stock doubles, erasing all post-bankrupty losses, tries harderer
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
A better question is who are the 55%
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out that the Trump campaign is running ads in DC with the sole aim of making Trump feel better
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why do other countries do such a better job of policing their citizens?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dunkin' plans to hire 25,000 as it's again time to make the donuts
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some amazing SFX to make your day better
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cracking down on immigrant visas only keeps the wealthier, better educated entrepreneurial class out
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(The Brussels Times)
 
 
 
Pizza delivered to man who never ordered it. Strange: For nine straight years. Someone else probably delivered a better headline
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good: the Pentagon has ordered the National Guard in DC to disarm. Better: They didn't bother to run it by the Orange shiatgibbon first
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg Announces Virtual Roundtable With American Hate Groups To Better Understand How They Work
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
There's never been a better time to get your ass to Mars. Bring three hands
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Snake oil salesman ready headline: We can soon thank butterfly tongues for better cancer treatments and vaccines
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
New movie asks: Would life be better if you were constantly drunk? Surprisingly, it's not called "FARK: The Movie"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new model projects a sharp rise in booze-related liver disease. Maybe if she ate something she could hold her liquor better
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Trump better get his ass to Texas, there's a bad moon rising down there
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Scientist admits Sweden could have handled the coronavirus outbreak better, possibly by doing something, anything
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Many of the big advances in artificial intelligence are completely artificial
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Better keep a eye on your coupe and sedan, cause that Accord was stolen by a Sharp Dressed Man
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pandemic, what pandemic? What better time to cut workers' compensation benefits
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How this antique toaster toasts better toast than toasters of today. Toast
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump to Governors: You suck. Governor to Trump: We're doing better than you
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our child care system is broken. How can we built a better one?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Boy Meets World' porn star says the pandemic has also been a boon for her noting that homemade porn pays better than Disney. Savage
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Vegan Barbecue Is So Much Better Than You Think." But is that really saying much?
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Vermont's governor announces he is running for re-election...well, perhaps "standing"is the better verb here as he does not intend to campaign or raise money for his re-election so he can focus on guiding his state through the pandemic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeez, Hanks, we get it. You're better than the rest of us. Stop rubbing our noses in it
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Black Death raised the wages of the peasants, and they spent it on better beer
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton is realizing she should have treated Meghan Markle better
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Better to solicit booze than to elicit boos
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts, one of the few states that actually listened to scientists and medical experts, still may have 800k more COVID-19 cases than officially reported. Again, this was one of the better responding states
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
See? SEE? Those science doodoo heads have no idea what they are doing. Constantly changing their minds and all. Better to trust in the infallible wisdom of the LORD. Or better yet, of Mammon
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Unless you have a better answer on what McDonald's hamburgers are made of, I suggest we consider this to be good intel
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Seven steps to make eating ice cream better or seven steps to make oral sex more enjoyable ... why not both? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Gold Derby)
 
 
 
Better Call Mike for the unluckiest Emmy nominee ever
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Justice Department launching an investigation into Ahmaud Arbery's death as a hate crime. Better late than never
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
40 dogs with better jobs than you have
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"I liked it. It was much better than 'Cats.' I'm going to see it again and again"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Nothing better to cure subby of his itsy bitsy spider fear than an "augmented reality arachnophobia program". Now if you'll excuse me I'll be climbing out of my skin
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Sun May 24, 2020
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not News: 65 year old Texas man dies. News: due to injuries from aggressive consensual sex from his better half. Fark: an 81 year old man. UltraFark: whom he's related to
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Sat May 23, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
A silver lining in the fight against COVID-19: 43% say they've 'changed for the better' thanks to the lockdown. Which still leaves 57% happy about being compete selfish arseholes
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Cats have performed some amazing tasks in ubiquitous online videos. But one feline video opus will help save struggling movie theaters during the Covid-19 pandemic. Welcome to Caturday
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The only thing better than Civ 6 is FREE Civ 6
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lowe's identifies three areas of the store for you to avoid
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
LGBT actresses who could replace Ruby Rose as Batwoman to the left, better suggestions to the right
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
Netflix has turned "The Floor Is Lava" into a gameshow and submitter is more excited for this than the next season of Better Call Saul
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother-in-law and his girlfriend spent the holidays with us; when they had sex, it was loud like howler monkeys. My 4 year-old's room is next to the guest room. The issue didn't get better; they want to stay again. Can I say no sex? Gag them?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40 years later: How The Empire Strikes Back matte shot effect of Slave I has aged better than anything in the prequels
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Squish Days bring hippo, shark, and unicorn hugs to nursing home during coronavirus pandemic, because what better way is there to make someone think they're hallucinating from a high fever than to be attacked by an inflatable shark
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New Zealand is looking better and better all the time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis says it's "no big deal" to manipulate data in order to make your death tolls look better than they are
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Nintendo Switch 2 can monitor your sleep, keep track of your vitals, evaluate your emotional state and even make a room smell better
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Biden's mental gaffes are better than Trump's bottomless corruption and division and we should not make the same false equivalence we did in 2016
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everybody in my family is dead but I'm still a Trump fan. That's what it is to be a weirdo cult member. What? You think someone who's not an egotistical douche bag can do a better job?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
73% of NBA fans think Michael Jordan is better than LeBron James. Debate on who you think is better to the right and use supporting evidence on why your answer is a slam dunk
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
36 million unemployed? BETTER CUT FOOD STAMPS
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, that Trump pandemic plan so much better than Obama's? It's Obama's
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cancer deaths dropped more in states that expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) than in those that did not, which just proves once again that the ACA is much better than ObamaCare. Still no cure for cancer
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes just got a better lawyer. Trump appointed judge just explained in detail how the case should have been filed, instead of dismissing case
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
It took Munich only three years to figure out that Linux is better than Windows
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If your kids had a dream to see Frozen on Broadway, they better let it go
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Thu May 14, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
You better believe that kid got his Lamborghini. Well, at least a ride in one. Make that two. With famous people
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Online culinary schools will make you a better quarantine cook AND let you taste the rush of cheating on a test
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bob Odenkirk, David Cross and the cast members of Breaking Bad, Mr Show and Better Call Saul sing a silly cover of 'Eat It' for our amusement
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
*huuurk* I'd better plant more food in the garden
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like "Snowball" is going to need a bath after being rescued from the sewer system
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
One very surreal day with Salvador Dalì is better than a year with anyone else
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman spends two nights in hospital with pneumonia in early March but tested negative for Covid19. Got better and went about her business. Then she recently got an antibody test. Whoops
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(uDiscover Music)
 
 
 
Burt Bacharach is 92 today, but I'm sure you could tell us about some way better new song by a mopey trust fund baby who wears $900 loafers with no socks and is cross with his dad about something
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Joe Biden: "I reject the premise' that' remote campaigning is hurting my White House bid. Adding: Have you SEEN me? The less America is exposed to me the better my chances. Besides at this point I just have to be NotTrump and I win it in a laugher
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Wrong
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Mon May 11, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: The Man comes around for MiTB winner, the Empress of Tomorrow. Edge still has business with a Viper & The Street Profits need some version of "the smoke" they are better at than the Viking Raiders. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
AT&T Ex-CEO Randall Stephenson pooch screws his company and retires with a $274,000 a month pension for the rest of his life. You'd submit this with a better headline, but your AT&T internet service lost connection
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
OK, everyone look at the camera. No, wait, you should be standing over here. No, I said over here. Now, that's better. Everyone look at the camera now
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Sun May 10, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news: Trump's 100,000 ventilators are coming in only a week behind schedule. Better news: We don't need them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What better gift on Mother's Day than the gift of the warm embrace of Jesus Christ in the afterlife?
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Sat May 09, 2020
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really want to be ready for a recession you better make sure your car is paid off, you pack a lunch every day for work, and you cook more meatless meals
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Rantt Media)
 
 
 
Apparently far too many people are one YouTube video away from becoming full-blown conspiracy theorists. Send this article to all your friends sharing that "Plandemic" conspiracy video. It won't have any effect but you might feel better
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Crappy wildlife photos to make your day better
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seattle to permanently close twenty miles of streets after everyone realizes life is better without cars running everyone over
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Thu May 07, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Margaret is an AI bot which uses machine learning to understand "Trump-speak". "By the time Trump mentioned winning for the fourth time, Margaret crashed." She got better
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are bringing the Fark Daily Livestream news update at 5pm eastern today. What's important, not important, overlooked, and video of farting Gorillas. There's no better use of your time than this
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(Today)
 
 
 
7-minute abs? Ain't no one got time for that
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Why is Canada doing so much better than the United States regarding the coronavirus? Hint: Leadership, nonpartisan politics and socialized health care
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Mushroom fajitas are better than all your Taco Tuesdays put together" claims writer who is clearly suffering from isolation-enhanced psychosis
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Mon May 04, 2020
(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Get off to a shaky start, slowly improve over 6 seasons, get canceled, and come back 6 years later better than ever: 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' unlocks secret recipe to create the perfect series finale
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dammit. Offerup was supposed to be an improvement to the flakes on Craigslist, using verification to reduce scams and increase the likelihood that people respond. It doesn't seem to be any better though
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Think childcare is difficult, even in better times? Imagine having 25% fewer daycare centers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims Lincoln got better treatment from the press, but we all know how that turned out
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop a butter... er, BETTER, post-quarantine Land O' Lakes logo
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This just in: afternoon baths are better at relieving depression than working out. Here comes the soothing science
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"I died from coronavirus...but I got better"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"You don't end up extracting better, deeper, more creative work by subjecting people to ever harsher measures of surveillance"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The following is a complete list of states whose residents give President Trump better marks for handling the pandemic than their governors: [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
To safely reopen the country, make Thursday the new Friday
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thinking things are looking a little better, Prada steps out on the production runway
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you like to shop at Costco? Better have your mask ready
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I don't know about you, but I certainly feel better
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Wed April 29, 2020
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
San Francisco is starting to think that taxing landlords for vacant buildings might not be such a hot idea right now. Subby thinks they'll never find better fish to shoot in a barrel
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Cognitive neuroscientist explains what chimpanzees teach us about Trump's leadership. Basically that the chimps understand politics, global cooperation, military strategy and umbrellas better than Trump does
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Has your X-ray beam been fooling around on you? Better put a ring on it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If you had to encapsulate the entire fun-house-ride- on-hallucinogens experience that is the last three years of the Trump administration, it'd be hard to do better than "Trump replaces coronavirus briefing with tweets"
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Guinness Brewery based in the US now donating 500 loaves of 'Brewers Bread' to the local food bank in Baltimore every week. Much better than Drew's towels
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is there a better question to ask someone in a pandemic than "How ARE you?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
A new potential treatment for coronavirus has emerged and it is...heartburn medication? Well, still better than guzzling fish tank cleaner or injecting bleach
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Alien asteroid" my ass. We better make sure that we have some extra Humpback whales somewhere and pronto
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
No shoes, No shirt, No facemask, No service
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Men are better than women at fighting coronavirus because they just want to get the hell out of the store is a thing an elected official shouldn't say out loud
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(Some Kansan)
 
 
 
Kansas politician claims state has fewer COVID-19 cases because "people have a better immunity out here". Also, fewer brain cells, more foots in mouths
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Upton asks Whitmer permission to motorboat
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Helpline set up for parents who realized they can't do a better job than teachers after all
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Spend more time in Fark's D'awww tab
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Thu April 23, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
LeBron surpasses Kobe, Kobe dies, neither one of them can get better ratings than 20 year old MJ footage
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
The good news: Study shows potential coronavirus treatment remdesivir causes less harm to patients than chloroquine. The bad news: It doesn't really harm the coronavirus either
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Here's your nine pence." "I'm not dead." "'Ere. She says she's not dead." "Yes, she is." "I'm not." "She isn't?" "Well, she will be soon. She's very ill." "I'm getting better." "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Beastie Boys film, you know it's a doc/ They got mad rhymin', better than Bones and Spock
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Comparing COVID-19 to the pandemics of the Middle Ages. There's no denying they had better illustrations
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What are you fighting for? I no fight, I better, I go home
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Wed April 22, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Virginia senator needs someone to show him how to make a better tuna melt. Step 1: Throw away tuna melt. Step 2: Pick a better sandwich
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Oz now says he doesn't know if hydroxychloroquine works and "we are better off waiting for the randomized trials Dr. Fauci has been asking for.". Hmmmmmm...wonder why he changed his mind
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
For a doggo, nothing is better in life than having a best friend who you can ride all day long
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Choose cardboard caskets, it's better for the environment and faster to burn down in the crematorium
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The Better Call Saul finale ended with a major twist that might've been right under our noses the entire time (SPOILERS)
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Better Watch Saul. It's the final episode of the season tonight. Who knows when we'll get more of Saul, Kim, Gus, Kim, Lalo, Nacho, and Kim. The fun starts at 9pm Eastern
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Czech the logs, some "serious and advanced adversary" has been launching cyber attacks on the Prague airport and regional hospitals. To be fair, an advanced adversary to a Czech is someone who claims to drink more beer or have a better hockey legend
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Even when you're older, cognitive training is shown to help keep the grey matter brighter
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
$300 police-spec shotgun lock defeated by highly sophisticated "bent wire" and "strong magnet" attacks. Tl;DR summary: Dollar store kids' toy police plastic handcuffs do a better job
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Fri April 17, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's Kim Wexler is one of the best-written women on TV. Prove me wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US is doing much better fighting Coronavirus if you don't count all the dead Americans
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why min/maxing your character is being mean to your gm, by a bunch of people who should know better. Wheaton tag because why not
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden needs to show he can do a better job than Trump. Shouldn't be that difficult
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Because there's nowhere better to spend the money right now, the DOD has decided to hand $569 million in no-bid contracts to Republican donors to build the wall
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Aussie sheep returns home after 7 years on the lamb, contest created to guess its weight - don't know about sheep, I got mutton. Ewe might know better
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Thu April 16, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
No snark, just a sappy video. Still a better love story than "Twilight." Okay, maybe a little snark
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney answers the question that has eluded critics for years. Which band was better? The Beatles or the Rolling Stones
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Wed April 15, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Personally, I think Kate Winslet's "Titanic" character Rose looks better as a Sims character. Jack, however, has gained some simulated pounds
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
If COVID-19 has taught us anything, it's that many Americans can probably work at home without incident. "People are realizing that I'm better served by spending more time being productive at home, than being in the car and battling traffic"
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