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headlines found matching 'Bench'
Fri March 24, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 The simulation is leaking? No it just looks that way
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Tue March 07, 2023
(Above the Law)
 
  
 
 Why are $o many judge$ leaving a$ide their lifetime appointment$ for private practice?
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Thu March 02, 2023
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 March Madness is officially here
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Wed March 01, 2023
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Nikola Jokic became the first center, and just the sixth player in NBA history to have 100 career triple-doubles. He also became the second fastest player to reach this benchmark
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Mon February 27, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Michigan Dems demonstrate the strength of their "bench" as Rep. Elsie Slotkin, who flipped a red District in 2018 and has won it by increasing margins in the last two elections, announces she's running for Sen. Stabenow's seat after her retirement
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Thu February 23, 2023
(Manchester Evening News)
 
  
 
 Man arrested after using a giant blue dildo to assault security guard. however, stones, rocks and knife attacks still ok. (may possibly be NSFW)
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Wed February 22, 2023
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
  
 
 Amsterdam zoo invites you to sit on some elephant dung
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Sat February 18, 2023
(Deadline)
 
  
 
 Disney+ benches The Mighty Ducks
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Tue February 14, 2023
(Sporting News)
 
  
 
 Andy Reid told his players if they ducked the halftime adjustments to watch Rihanna's halftime show, their asses would be glued to the bench
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(Fox5 DC)
 
  
 
 Man needing Samoa money, dosidos away with girl scouts' cookie cash box without even a thank you berry munch. THIN MINTS
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Thu February 09, 2023
(Politico)
 
  
 
 "69 problems on the bench for New Jersey courts." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Sports Illustrated)
 
  
 
 There's nothing to debate. Joseph Ossai should have known where he was on the field when he pushed Patrick Mahomes. Tag is for Ossai and the idiots making this a story
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Thu January 26, 2023
(WTOP)
 
  
 
 Volunteer courtwatcher Fiona Apple testifies in support of Maryland bill ensuring virtual access to court proceedings, to ensure that bad, bad girls get a good defense so they can be redeemed to the ones they've sinned against
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Canucks fans welcome new coach Rick Tocchet by calling out his middle name. Louuuuuuuu
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Wed January 25, 2023
(TMZ)
 
  
 
 Told you New York Islanders center Brock Nelson was hardcore
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 LeBron James scored 46 points against the Clippers. With this game, he became the first NBA player in history to score a 40-point game against all 30 NBA teams
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Fri January 20, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Nepo Nephew thinks he still has a shot at playing in the NFL
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Wed January 18, 2023
(I Heart Radio)
 
  
 
 Ghosts don't just haunt houses, they haunt benches too
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 Should have countered with 'I played with your mom too"
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Politico)
 
  
 
 NY's Democratic governor to continue her disgraced predecessor's policy of appointing conservatives to the bench
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 Miami Heat C Dewayne Dedmon ejected last night after throwing a massage gun on the court. Who throws a massage gun? I mean, honestly
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 The Miami Heats went 40 for 40 from the line against the Thunders, breaking the NBA all-time record for most FT made in a game without a miss. That's hot
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Sat December 31, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Oh No I've overslept. But maybe there's still time for me to score the game winner
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Oh No I've overslept. But maybe there's still time for me to score the game winner
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Daily Wire)
 
  
 
 Stop me if you've heard this one before: Detroit Pistons ejected for brawling
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(Daily Wire)
 
  
 
 Stop me if you've heard this one before: Detroit Pistons ejected for brawling
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Mon December 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Jokic messed around, recorded the fourth 40-point, 15-rebound, 15-assist game in NBA history
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Fri December 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 It would appear the Jets are following the Mets' trajectory of "in like a lion, out like a...Detroit Lion"
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 It would appear the Jets are following the Mets' trajectory of "in like a lion, out like a...Detroit Lion"
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 GOP loudmouth with no law degree appointed as a judge in Pahrump, Nevada. Pahrump, Pahrump, Pahrump
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Tue December 20, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Philadelphia judge accused of traveling to Florida, ruling defendants guilty in absentia so it can appear she was working at the time of her trip
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 Today: The World Cup is over. What soccer should I watch now? Next month: Hey, I'm watching European leagues, but why are the American players on the bench?
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Engadget)
 
  
 
 Microsoft gets put on the kiddies table concerning browser benchmarks
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Fri December 16, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Not News: Louisville Cardinals men's basketball team beat Western Kentucky 94-83. Sorta News: It is their first victory of the season
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Not News: Louisville Cardinals men's basketball team beat Western Kentucky 94-83. Sorta News: It is their first victory of the season
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Thu December 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 How bad is Marcus Mariota? He just got benched for a guy who has thrown exactly zero passes in the NFL
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 90 Biden judges have been approved in his first 2 years, more than Obama or Trump. Nearly half of the 90 are women of color
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Mon December 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
  
 
 Clemson QB DJ Uiagalelei has officially entered the transfer portal. It's expected that he'll be transferred to any sport other than football
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