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Fri August 07, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you had Erick Morillo on your deadpool list as the next DJ to get metoo'd, flip your cards over and show your hand, yell "Bingo", and report to your nearest lottery center to collect your winnings
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Thu August 06, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany begins requiring purity tests and papers in an effort to control ze contagion
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Step up, Farkers. France is our ally
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Fri July 31, 2020
(France 24)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley is watching you masturbate
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin to withdraw 12,000 US troops from Germany
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Tue July 21, 2020
(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
Dutch government raises 1.23bil euros, injects 4.5mil nanochips, innoculates 12.7million kittens, raises 45.7mil dead baby souls at its first 5G auction
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
"This is your weener. This is your weener on pr0n" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu July 16, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
You know, they just don't make good porn anymore
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Thu July 02, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old 'n (hopefully not) busted: dental dams. New viral protective goodness: cuddle curtains (preferably that match the carpet)
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Does Hallmark have a card that says "I'm so very sorry my great-great-Grandpa colonized your country, enslaved your people, pillaged your resources, and killed 10 million of your citizens"? Because someone get the King of Belgium that card
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Turns out even if the US were to be more like Sweden, people will just stay home instead of spending money
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I saw Artificial Cocaine Penis open for Guns 'N Roses on their Use Your Illusion tour back in 1992
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Sun June 14, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Either France is declaring victory or France is surrendering. Time will tell
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Statues of the worst person you've never heard of are coming down all over Belgium, and it's about farking time
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not so fast Europeans who think you'll be able to booze up it like the good old days before the coronavirus, here comes your 'pay double Helpy Hour' and 'covid service fee' at your bars
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The whole world is watching, the whole world is protesting 🌍🌎🌏
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lufthansa to give up slots in bailout package. Will still offer roulette and baccarat on certain longer flights
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"It's Made in a Distillery, but You Won't Smell Any Gin in this Hand Sanitizer." Soooooo, win-win?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Supermarket set to stock specialist spuds seldom sold save to select celebrity chefs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British intelligence tipped off Belgium that China was spying on the European Commission via the Maltese embassy in Brussels, according to French reports. Or is that just what they want you to think
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Saber-toothed anchovies romained the oceans 45 million years ago, preferred to be called Caesar
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Belgian Trappists reopen monastery tap as lockdown eases. If you want salty fries with your cold beer, go see the chip monk
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Thu May 14, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Cranes are reuniting families during the corona crisis. But don't get your hopes up for any tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Locked down shoppers turn to vegetables, shun ready meals. Wait that can't be right - oh. It's not America
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
French people encouraged to eat more cheese as an act of patriotism, proving once again that nationalistic plans are always full of holes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Belgium now experimenting with "corona bubbles" to ease restrictions on everyday family life. Hugging or exchanging the typical three-kiss greeting will still be frowned upon, French kissing still allowed this being Belgium
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
French farmers worrying about cutting the cheese
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Masked Belgians begin their cautious exit from lockdown, won't commit to having a new album out any time soon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman develops new life hack: Cutting a hole in her face mask so she can breathe easier
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The Dutch are gambling on an 'intelligent lockdown' to beat the virus because, well, intelligence. Meanwhile US cities are reinfecting because 'freedumb'
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Tue April 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man buys 28 tons of onions. No word on how many he tied to his belt (which was the style at the time) because he had to take the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Crazy Belgians now being called upon to eat fries at least twice a week because more than 750,000 tons of potatoes are at risk of being thrown away. Crazy Belgians: Challenge accepted, pass the Andalouse sauce
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