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Thu April 15, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beijing's skies turned as yellow as your uncle's undershirt pit stains and polluted as his farts as Obama's global weatherfication machine continues to sing
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Wed April 14, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
China now trying to catch up to the US by militarizing space with its building of 'counterspace weapons' to 'blind US spacecraft sensors'. Star Wars indeed
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
This is how you trigger the dictator in Beijing
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australia is proving that you can starve the Chinese economically and not be hit hard, yourself. So why are we tolerating the bullshiat coming out of Beijing? Time to cut them off until they learn to be a partner in the global community
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
What is Mike Pence's 2024 move?
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Fri April 02, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
New admin, who dis?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia's Sputnik news agency no longer has Britain in its orbit reports Reuters
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Mon March 29, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Chinese government would very much like for companies to ignore the splashes of blood on their Nikes
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Tue March 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
China clearly has its invasion sights set on Taiwan, stopping it may be up to the Biden administration. Good luck, democracy there is counting on you
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Mon March 15, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Beijing decides Blade Runner 2049's Las Vegas orange skies is worth copying
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Thu March 11, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
China and the IOC cut a deal with China agreeing to vaccinate all the Tokyo and Beijing Olympians. Some more than others
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Tue March 09, 2021
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The first rule about mile high fight club is you don't talk about mile high fight club. Though your passengers will probably post about it on social media
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to Hong Kong: "We've altered your voting systems to make them 'fairer'. Pray that we do not alter them further"
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols was lying about his age when he signed a $240 million contract with the Angels
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee approves Burns to lead CIA. Excellent
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan is all butthurt about China's new COVID testing method
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
China not ready to have the Boeing 737 Max fall out of the sky yet
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chinese court rules a woman's housework is worth $128 a month as long as she stays in the kitchen and keeps that glass ceiling spotless
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Tue February 23, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Improper storage, use of explosives killed 10 Chinese miners. Please, people, store your explosives and miners seperately
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese power company cut power to tens of thousands after a man climbs utility pole to exercise, the voltage at home not being sufficient to power his crunches
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Beijing, host of the 2022 Winter Olympics due to start in just under a year, hit an all time high of 78°F
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Fri February 12, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
When you think of the Year of the Ox, do you think of performers in blackface? If you do, you might work for Chinese State TV
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Thu February 11, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Biden gets tough in first call with China, unlike Trump because of trade, Joe thinks about human rights
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Wed February 10, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
US aircraft carrier groups show their force in disputed South China Sea as President Biden says its strong arm diplomacy is back
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO meets Bat Woman. Not a sequel... or is it?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Want to guess the Myanmar military's pretext for its recent coup d'état? Hint: Josh Hawley and Ted Cruz are smiling
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
From rooms full of skulls to Bernie Sanders interviewing 80s Goth kids at the mall, here's your Monday afternoon rabbithole of wonders
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
China outraged over Canadian T-shirt with a stylized 'W'
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Mon February 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
There's a better profit margin if your Covid vaccines are just saline solution
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've been reluctant to get an anal COVID swab for fear of walking like a penguin afterwards, there's good news
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you think the pandemic farked us in the butt, just wait until you see the cure
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Ice cream tests positive - for DELICIOUSNESS. And covid
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China rejoins the COVID-19 party and is building a 33 hectare isolation centre for new cases
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
China's new unmanned war drone takes maiden flight. It's appearance of looking exactly like one of the US drones is merely coincidental
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Tue January 12, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Several major Chinese cities reportedly go dark as authorities limit power usage, citing shortages of coal
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Sun January 10, 2021
(US State Department)
 
 
 
Because apparently Trump just has to start a war with China before he leaves
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Thu January 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Jack Ma was almost bigger than China. That's what got him into trouble" - Wait, 'was'?
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Most people don't like spending more time than they have to in hospitals, then there's this Chinese family of squatters who have lived in one for six years until recently
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Tue January 05, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The death penalty for accepting bribes as large as $93mil and $260mil over a decade? Not saying I agree, but I understand it
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Tue December 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Russia says they had three times as many deaths due to COVID than originally reported. China says "Hold my beer"
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Fri December 18, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The first thing the Biden Administration needs to address is the fact that WHO's obsessed with China. Wait, who's obsessed with China? Yes, WHO. That's what I'm asking you
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Thu December 17, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Russia banned from using its name, flag, anthem at next 2 Olympics, will be instead referred to as "The honorable Olympians from Dopestan"
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