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Fri July 03, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rex Banner busted some blind tiger jerking suds on the side
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Only in Milwaukee will you find a group of nuns hosting a drive through beer garden raising money for charity. Stop by for some Ale Mary Hefe Wiesen
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Flush out my kidneys"....Y'know, I gotta say, as far as excuses go it's fairly original
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian jewel beetles have taught us a lot about porn, men, and marriage ...which if you must know started when we found them copulating with empty beer bottles
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'd like a beer and 85 COVIDs to go
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey, Florida maybe you should rethink this DeSantis, he might not know what he is doing
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey, Florida maybe you should rethink this DeSantis, he might not know what he is doing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surely there can't be a worse disaster in 2020 than we've already had right? China and India: Hold my beer
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler can't wait to get back to the pub, enjoying ice cream and chocolate cake and socializing with the regulars while "mummy has her wine." No, he isn't Irish or a Wisconsinite
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Airlines are trading peanuts for Purell as passengers begin to take off again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Astros owner wants fans in the stands so he can sell overpriced watered down cold beer
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Guinness brewery steps up to the bar to resupply Irish pubs with fresh pints for its coronavirus reopening on Monday with thousands of kegs. Bonus: They're also 'Raising the Bar' to fund and help pubs pay for new hygiene and safety measures
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
Before pandemic, sales of Czech Budvar, the 124-year-old true "Budweiser" brand, hit a record
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As if Trump wants to slap $3.1 billion in additional tariffs on goods from the UK, France, Germany and Spain. Items include olives, coffee, chocolate, beer, gin, some trucks and machinery
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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Tue June 23, 2020
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Zoo names newborn giraffe 'Corona', immediately quarantines it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't drink beer in China, it might tear your bladder apart
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lies, damn lies, and booze sales statistics
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Five words to green: bumbling pair of beer thieves
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Fri June 19, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That six feet college socially distant rule will be broken the first time someone says I got some beer in my dorm
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's the fastest way to chill your warm bottle beer or wine using SALT, ice and water during this scorching summer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's "Big Honky Tonk Steakhouse" in Nashville, TN has its beer permit yanked for Covid-related health code violations. In other news, simply being a restaurant owned by Kid Rock somehow isn't its own health code violation
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Iron Duke Brewing forced to change name after Duke University thinks someone might accidentally enroll there and try to earn a degree. Once again proving, Duke Sucks
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Beer Historian documents the COVID-19's impact on brewing, being that it's the biggest blow to the holy beer since Prohibition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh pubs and clubs must get rid of 2.8 million pints of stale, out-of-date beer. Subby wonders why "just call it microbrew and send it to America" isn't on the list of solutions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh pubs and clubs must get rid of 2.8 million pints of stale, out-of-date beer. Subby wonders why "just call it microbrew and send it to America" isn't on the list of solutions
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All you students using Adobe's Creative Cloud for free these days better start saving your beer money
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
You can add 'Ignoring your call light for a beer or cocktail' to the list of things airlines are now doing to make flying during a pandemic even less appealing
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thankfully, Drew is a heavy drinker and will therefore live forever
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida, to New York and New Jersey: "Hold my beer"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dedicated boozers emerge from lock down to pack re-opened beer hall at 6 am
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dedicated boozers emerge from lock down to pack re-opened beer hall at 6 am
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(Earth Justice)
 
 
 
In other SCOTUS news, The Clean Water Act was upheld in a 6-3 vote. Justice Beer Bro was convinced to vote to uphold the act when someone explained that they needed clean water to make beer
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Fri June 12, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Josh Allen gets drunk on Corona (beer) and buys a new Allstate insurance plan because his Copperfit knee band doesn't really work as advertised
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Tech company wants to give people microphones so their sounds of watching the game at home can be combined into crowd sounds for fan-less broadcasts. Get ready for lots of belching, beer farts and yelling at spouses
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Does booze have an African heritage? The odds are pretty sweet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK rocked by beer brewing shutdown causing Marmite supplies to dry up
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago brewery up for sale for $2.5 million--on Craigslist
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago brewery up for sale for $2.5 million--on Craigslist
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mainframe era: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM. Cloud Computing era: Hold my beer and watch me think
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Tue June 09, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Tokyo, world's first IKEA convenience store opens inside firm's first ever "urban" store, sells Tunnbröd, eco bags, plant-based cup ramen, craft coffee, Swedish craft beer and cinnamon rolls. The clerks don't know anything about Star Wars
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The global glut in diamonds is so enormous it has brokers crying in debeers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Roll out the saki barrels & Asahi beer. New Japan Pro Wrestling announce their return to action starting June 15th. Special matches & New Japan Cup info in video
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how the re-opening of Texas is going. As expected, it's a whole lot of "Hold my beer and watch this"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're really industrious and can build a beer keg vertical grill, marinate some pork shoulder, and stack it all up on a spit, you too can enjoy some Al Pastor tacos, just in time for Taco Tuesday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can now hire Seb Gorka to record video messages for people you hate and it will only cost ya $25. Subby will send the same person an angry text for beer money
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
As summer approaches, can these five weird Japanese tricks cool your face so you don't overheat in your facemask?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman attempts to become a Farker during these coronavirus times, says her boozing has soared during lockdown by drinking during breakfasts, vodka lunches and having nightly cocktails in the garden
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Many patients with kidney failure regret initiating dialysis, that 17th beer
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Brewers across America are releasing 'Black Is Beautiful' Stout to raise awareness of racial injustice. WOOT
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Still no baseball, so we'll have to settle in with this "Trash Can Banger" IPA that makes fun of the Astros
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In annual remembrance of Cleveland's Ten Cent Beer Night in 1974, two forgotten items: The Texas Rangers had held their own Ten Cent Beer Night earlier in the season; the Indians held another Ten Cent Beer Night a month later with zero rioting
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day, June 4th, we take time to remember Ten Cent Beer Night
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
To help boost sales in their reopening, Cracker Barrel will offer beer and wine
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
There is a "secret plan" to reopen bars in England by June 30, though it's clearly not that great a secret now, is it
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Hormones may make men and women experience alcohol differently, and alcohol makes men and women experience hormones differently
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Under Alabama law, removing Confederate monuments can result in $25,000 fine against city, county doing so. Tennessee Valley Progressive Alliance: "Hold my beer"
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Dog-friendly bar, Hops & Hounds will officially open just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. It will feature dog runs with ramps & obstacles for your four-legged friends to play on & a separate puppy play area. Hooman social distancing, of course
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(San Antonio Current)
 
 
 
Dog-friendly bar, Hops & Hounds will officially open just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. It will feature dog runs with ramps & obstacles for your four-legged friends to play on & a separate puppy play area. Hooman social distancing, of course
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
It's the Beatles-Stones thing all over again
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Police called in to control crowds as beer is once again available in Mexico. It's not news, it's Fark.mx
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uncle Bunky you were the one, Uncle Bunky you were so much fun. Why yes a beer has been created in your honor. Prosit🍺
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Top scientists figure out how to make craft beer more enjoyable to drink
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Top scientists figure out how to make craft beer more enjoyable to drink
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Hey little Farkers, I like beer and memes. Who's a cute little Farker? YOU ARE
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Black Death raised the wages of the peasants, and they spent it on better beer
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Black Death raised the wages of the peasants, and they spent it on better beer
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch has a plan for all that Bud Light that expired in coronavirus shutdowns; sells entire stock to Coors Brewing Company for relabeling
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
South Africa banned alcohol sales during lockdown. So of course everyone started making their own beer. Out of pineapples
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
America: We've sure got some stupid conspiracies about COVID-19's origins. Britain: Hold our tepid beer
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delivery of draft beer growlers keeps pizza chain in business. New rule: Any law that is waived during an "emergency" is a law that needs to be repealed in all situations
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, this complicates things. Judge Sullivan has hired Justice I Like Beer's attorney to defend his refusal to drop charges against Flynn
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News asks the question no one is asking during the pandemic. And I mean no one
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
So you're telling me that Beer Influencers are a thing. Man, I need a drink
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
"I think we should be more stricter like Spain and none of us be allowed out." Says man on a day out in Brighton, with his family, drinking a cold beer
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
What beer are you drinking right now?
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
File your taxes, then get free beer
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Tue May 19, 2020
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
While not playing baseball, Richmond Flying Squirrels will offer hot dogs, peanuts, brats, chicken tenders, fries, soft drinks, the team beer, and the team wine for curbside pickup
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
"When the apocalypse came, Americans bought Bud Light"
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(CBR)
 
 
 
EA: We are the greediest bastards in gaming today. Xavient: Hold this beer for $6 and you can take one free sip a day
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Tracking Military and Intelligence Personnel with a Beer App
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Sat May 16, 2020
(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
University of Illinois students line up at local watering hole for masks-optional cold beer and hot COVID-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Belgian Trappists reopen monastery tap as lockdown eases. If you want salty fries with your cold beer, go see the chip monk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Belgian Trappists reopen monastery tap as lockdown eases. If you want salty fries with your cold beer, go see the chip monk
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One good thing from coronavirus? Brewers are switching from IPAs to lagers
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One good thing from coronavirus? Brewers are switching from IPAs to lagers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, no, the beer-manity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, no, the beer-manity
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
London's "pub-on-wheels" pulls pints on people's doorsteps, sets the bar for every good soul in the world
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
London's "pub-on-wheels" pulls pints on people's doorsteps, sets the bar for every good soul in the world
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Things I did at 7am: got some beer and stole my neighbor's coupons
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(DW)
 
 
 
So you have a Canadian girlfriend? Hold my beer and watch this
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Will Brett find more beer? Is notorious RBG going to give Neil another swirly? Can you hear Robert's legacy disappear in real time? This is your SCOTUS discussion thread. (Hearing starts at 10am EST)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You may not want to have a beer with Prince Charles, but he'll gladly share with you his special recipe for Cheesy Baked Eggs, a personal favourite. First on the ingredients list: 100g wilted spinach
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As he winds down Florida's stay-at-home order while the pandemic continues to rip through the US, we imagine Governor DeSantis standing astride an alligator cage, hollering at the rest of the country to "hold my beer and watch this"
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Sat May 09, 2020
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
"They got 5 pounds of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a pound of M&M's and two pounds of Sour Patch Kids and two bags of potato chips... two beers and two Diet Cokes and about 20 Zyrtecs." Sounds like quite the bear party
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Home delivery of craft beer is popular during a pandemic. Yeah, gimme a No Sh*t Sherlock Stout, kthx
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
Temperance pastor inadvertently creates coupons for discount beer
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sad that you can't enjoy a beer while watching a weird old movie at the Alamo Drafthouse? Don't worry, they've got you covered
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The darkest timeline is relentless: "We estimate there are over a million kegs (in the U.S.) right now that are sitting and going bad"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
The darkest timeline is relentless: "We estimate there are over a million kegs (in the U.S.) right now that are sitting and going bad"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Video shows councilman's arrest for driving a golf cart while drunk. "You're damn right I will. I've had one too many shots and I'm going four blocks and I've served this community for [expletive] eight years. You're damn right I get a phone call"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some guy made a Beer Face Mask to social distance while enjoying a brew.. he will later go home and sing 99 Bottles of Beer on The Wall while washing his hands
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In other news, the 'Beer Fairy' has horns and no pants
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yet another argument against homebrewing
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yet another argument against homebrewing
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Doggos Barley and Buddy making the beer delivery rounds to local brew customers on Long Island is all you need to know in these coronavirus times that beer drinkers are loved
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Doggos Barley and Buddy making the beer delivery rounds to local brew customers on Long Island is all you need to know in these coronavirus times that beer drinkers are loved
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
If your team is the reason you drink, now you have incentive to stay home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
California Republican says the quiet part out loud, is sad that people don't want to have a beer with a guy who advocates genocide. Tag is for whoever would have a beer with him
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fire was lit, food was prepped, beer was flowing, mistakes were made, cook was salvaged, bourbon was sipped and lessons were learned. Looking for follow up green to the bbq thread from the other day
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Need ideas to celebrate Cinco de Mayo that don't actually involve beer?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dolphins reveal plans to host fans at stadium amid coronavirus pandemic: Let them enter in staggered fashion before they all clump together in the beer lines and seating rows
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heineken sues over 15,000 cases of beer, but in the end, a single case was resolved
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
This is what drones were invented for
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
This is what drones were invented for
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Move over Coney Island, there is a new top dog and it comes from a land of ice and fire
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Free chocolate, free beer, free wildlife, and free museum tours are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 12-18 BBQ edition
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Fri May 01, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Patients at Covid-19 quarantine site given access to beer, cigarettes, and marijuana to keep them from wandering off. And there you were, stuck in your apartment trying to figure out if you can ferment and drink ketchup
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Some 10 yo)
 
 
 
10 year old caught with over 100 beer and liquor bottles, 50 vape cartridges, numerous wine boxes, 40 Dunkin cups and straws, lighters, 2 plungers, 2 coolers and a pair of underwear
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(Eater)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for beer when the Good Humor brewer drives around your neighborhood
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(Eater)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for beer when the Good Humor brewer drives around your neighborhood
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One more reason not to visit Tijuana during a pandemic
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Distilleries now turning stale beer into coronavirus wine (and sanitizer). Sweet sweet coronavirus wine
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Because people who drink a lot of beer together are good at staying away from each other, a UK government adviser says pub beer gardens should reopen as long as boozers can social distance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Prime Rib day, so celebrate by finding the biggest piece of meat you have at hand and giving it a good rub
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Guinness Brewery based in the US now donating 500 loaves of 'Brewers Bread' to the local food bank in Baltimore every week. Much better than Drew's towels
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Guinness Brewery based in the US now donating 500 loaves of 'Brewers Bread' to the local food bank in Baltimore every week. Much better than Drew's towels
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After the 49ers acquired Trent Williams, Rams coach Sean McVay just wanted to drink some beer
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
"A planning commissioner of Vallejo, California, has resigned after throwing his pet cat and apparently drinking a beer during a Zoom meeting between city officials that was made public"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Last Dance continues tonight, as the relentless pursuit of championships by Michael Jordan drives all-around nice guy Bill Laimbeer to violence. 9 PM ET, ESPN & ESPN2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A problem in the beer industry is brewing, and that is kegs are going stale. Won't someone please think of the kegs?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
As the pandemic carries on, the National Restaurant Association carries on its fight against paid sick leave for restaurant workers, because exploitation never goes out of style
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Honey get the door, Buddy & Barley are here. Yes they do have beer, don't forget the treats honey
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Honey get the door, Buddy & Barley are here. Yes they do have beer, don't forget the treats honey
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I was interested in the Sober-Curious Movement and practiced intentional drinking, but a global pandemic increased my accidental drinking and I'm drunk again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's mad libs headline: UK submarine commander probed over 'rave barbecue' amid coronavirus lockdown
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Stupid Brit boozers don't let the coronavirus lockdown spoil their fun of getting blotto, use 'secret knock' pubs to mingle with other stupid drunks (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Walmart to deliver People of Walmart development kits to your house
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Trump is living in his own Dr Seuss reality, we should help him with some of the limericks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, not the beer, too; we need that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, not the beer, too; we need that
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Thu April 23, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish lockdown to be lifted in phases, no doubt starting with Loch Ness, moving to Loch Lomand, and ending with drunkenly stabbing someone in the neck with a broken beer bottle outside a bar at 2 AM
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Wedding get put on hold due to the pandemic? Miller High Life will pay you 10 grand and and send an officiant to your house to do the honors, as long as you're good with not having actual beer at your reception
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Wed April 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Breaking into funeral homes naked and leaving beers in coffins is no way to go through life, son
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Classic tales with classic titles: "Weasels ripped my flesh," "I was a male war bride," and "I spent my quarantine homebrewing awful beer"
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Czech the logs, some "serious and advanced adversary" has been launching cyber attacks on the Prague airport and regional hospitals. To be fair, an advanced adversary to a Czech is someone who claims to drink more beer or have a better hockey legend
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Georgia brewery has created a new ale honoring Dr. Anthony Fauci, so we can all drink to his health
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cancelled wedding plans? Here's a year's worth of Busch Beer to console yourself. So, win?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beer, beer it's good for the heart, the more you drink the more you .... we are running out of farts, people. Wake up
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Fri April 17, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
¿Es esencial la cerveza?
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
You rob banks because that's where the money is. You self-isolate in someone else's (closed) restaurant because that's where the food and booze is. Lots of it
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Thu April 16, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh town gets goats wandering all over the streets during the lockdown. Africa: Hold my beer
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
But how will people keep their beer cold now?
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots holiday boozers are not letting the coronavirus pandemic go to waste, will be heading to Spain to find beer prices that are as low as 50p after lockdown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You'll be pleased to know that the 93 year old woman with the "I need beer" sign now has 10 cases of Coors Light. Also, beer has vitamins
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You'll be pleased to know that the 93 year old woman with the "I need beer" sign now has 10 cases of Coors Light. Also, beer has vitamins
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Mon April 13, 2020
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Wisconsinites admit to drinking alcohol while working from home, a marked increase from the three-out-of-ten that did so on the job
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
93-year-old pensioner from Pennsylvania puts out a Facebook appeal saying she needs more beer
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
93-year-old pensioner from Pennsylvania puts out a Facebook appeal saying she needs more beer
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Famine, fires, floods, earthquakes, even the occasional volcanic eruption. What else could go wrong during a pandemic? Florida tag: hold my beer, I got the answer to this question
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Meet Trump's replacement for Brett Kavanaugh's old seat, a judge with almost no judicial experience, who hates the ACA and is rated as "unqualified" by the ABA. No word if he likes beer or not
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Thailand makes fatal mistake in war on COVID-19
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Thu April 09, 2020
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Governor Goofus shuts down liquor stores as non-essential. Governor Gallant authorizes local restaurants to start selling mixed drinks to-go, curb side (and they immediately step up to the challenge in Subby's community)
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No longer news: beer delivery. News: by someone dressed as Left Shark. Fark: someone who still says "biatchin" unironically
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
No longer news: beer delivery. News: by someone dressed as Left Shark. Fark: someone who still says "biatchin" unironically
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Stores may limit how many rolls of toilet paper consumers may purchase, yet people can buy with cartloads of essential alcoholic beverages
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Taylor & Francis)
 
 
 
Having seen the success of Five Eyes, in 1976 the intelligence agencies of Denmark, France, Germany, Sweden, and the Netherlands came up with their own 5-way agreeement. Fark: They named it after a beer
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Tue April 07, 2020
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Self-isolating? Wondering when shelter-in-place will end? Wondering if you can drink before 5PM? Well, as it's the greatest holiday of them all today, National Beer Day, crack open a cold one before that Zoom meeting
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Governor Tony Evers to GOP controlled legislature, "In Wisconsin, people die from beer, cheese, and cannibal serial killers, not from voting"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Shoppers in Mexico are panic-buying beer, which makes a lot more sense than the U.S. reaction
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Shoppers in Mexico are panic-buying beer, which makes a lot more sense than the U.S. reaction
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The evil goes on unabated. Yertle is pushing Trump to fill an upcoming DC Court of Appeals vacancy with an unqualified snot-nosed punk from Kentucky that's a family friend, and who also clerked for I Like Beer, and is a Fox News regular
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Look. Up in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's...oh wait, yeah, it's the pizza plane, mate
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Hate your family, but stuck inside with them? Good news, the government is now telling families to observe social distancing. I call the room with the beer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mexico stops brewing Corona beer, deemed non-essential in Corona epidemic
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Thu April 02, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
An Australian man has proudly spent his $750 stimulus payment on eight cases of Victoria Bitter. 'I'm as happy as a pig in mud.'
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Wed April 01, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
During this COVID-19 crisis, Alabamians turn to spiritual guidance for comfort by overrunning liquor stores. Amen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It took a pandemic to help states ease alcohol sanctions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It took a pandemic to help states ease alcohol sanctions
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
It's not all bad news New Jersey. Breweries are now allowed to do home beer delivery. Cheers
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Australians have finally discovered what Farkers have known all along, with no boss in sight, workers can drink from home
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How to make your own quality alcohol at home, but don't try to make your own hard liquor unless you have equipment that is explosion proof
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Mon March 30, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Martial artist breaks 256 walnuts with his elbow in one minute. Difficulty: Not a new ad for Geico
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
CDC: "Please stay home and don't be around other people." Florida: "Remember who you're talking to here"
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(The Lost Ogle)
 
 
 
ImageNet Consulting to Hobby Lobby: "Ya think y'all are dicks? Hold my beer"
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Fri March 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hold my beer
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Sir, this brewery is not a drive-thru." "It is now"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Sir, this brewery is not a drive-thru." "It is now"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Microbreweries in the Czech Republic fear 1,900,000 liters of beer could go undrunk. Oh the Brewmanity
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mixing cans of beer and electricity usually doesn't advance the cause of science. Usually
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Buy a bucket of beer, get toilet paper on this tavern
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Of course, pet adoption isn't necessarily an activity you should undertake explicitly to get free alcohol"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Social distance drinking is the way to still have beers with friends in quarantine; some guy is setting out to have a virtual cheers with the entire world... which is a pretty good excuse for day drinking while working at home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer: This is America dammit, we're in a crisis over here
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(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Someday archaeologists will discover how you hid your drinking from your wife
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Neighbors use RC car to drive beer to each other to maintain social distancing. Ignore the brand
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Neighbors use RC car to drive beer to each other to maintain social distancing. Ignore the brand
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When quarantined, the Italians started singing on balconies. Kansas City started chugging beer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When quarantined, the Italians started singing on balconies. Kansas City started chugging beer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hola, señor comerciante. Por favor, venda a mi perro algunos Cheetos, del tipo naranja, no de los rojos, están demasiado calientes. Tiene $20 en su collar. ADVERTENCIA: Morderá si no se trata bien. Su vecino del frente". (pics)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Blessed be the ones who deliver alcohol to our doorsteps in these desperate times
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Blessed be the ones who deliver alcohol to our doorsteps in these desperate times
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to Pennsylvania?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What does your favorite drink look like under a microscope? No, not beer goggles, a microscope
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It's Takeout Tuesday. Support your local joint and order out tonight. Restaurants are still open, they're just not going to believe that the 50 chicken wings and 2 liter of Mountain Dew you ordered are for a "party" this time
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(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Five cases of beer, two packs of toilet paper, one auto-locking shopping cart
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Labbatt Breweries joins fight against COVID by retooling their facilities to make piss flavored hand sanitizer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Labbatt Breweries joins fight against COVID by retooling their facilities to make piss flavored hand sanitizer
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Mon March 23, 2020
(www.WWW.com)
 
 
 
The 5 best sites for fast whiskey, wine and wimmen' delivery
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's your go-to movie to watch when you need a break from the world?
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
'Our beer needs a forever home'
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
'Our beer needs a forever home'
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can order mixed packs of beer not usually available in your state
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The "beer game," invented in the late 1950s, helps retailers solve today's toilet paper crisis
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Sun March 22, 2020
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australian state premier: Shut. Down. Everything. But not the liquor stores. This is Australia, mate
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australian state premier: Shut. Down. Everything. But not the liquor stores. This is Australia, mate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Beer industry worries people will drink less beer while suffering through a major pandemic
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Sat March 21, 2020
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
"Fighting Fear With Beer." Oh yeah, my body and +5 Mug of Holding have never been more ready for this
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
"Fighting Fear With Beer." Oh yeah, my body and +5 Mug of Holding have never been more ready for this
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
The nanny states legalized drinks-to-go during the COVID crisis. New Orleans...banned them?
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Fri March 20, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Yes, I'd like an order of fajitas and two margaritas to go please
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: Best alcohol delivery services to stay well-stocked while quarantining
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: Best alcohol delivery services to stay well-stocked while quarantining
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(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
PA considers beer distributors a "life-sustaining business"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is the safest amount of alcohol to drink?
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Thu March 19, 2020
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Fighting fear with beer
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Fighting fear with beer
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, when does Borderland 3 for Mac come out on steam?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can stop isolating yourself Don Young (R-eally old) says Beer Virus is not as deadly as all the other viruses out there
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(9 News)
 
 
 
You can shut down the bar, but you can't shut down the thirst for beer
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(9 News)
 
 
 
You can shut down the bar, but you can't shut down the thirst for beer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If the government made beer, you wouldn't expect it to be very good
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
At home, bored with making instant cocktails on your DrinkWorks machine? This is a great time for the Keurig of Beer
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
At home, bored with making instant cocktails on your DrinkWorks machine? This is a great time for the Keurig of Beer
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland strip club starts a food delivery service called Boober Eats. No comment on where to place the tip
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
"Social distancing be damned: Portland will not go without its strippers, even during a global pandemic"
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How your liver would have dealt with the green beer you would have been drinking any other year
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you can get to Cranford, NJ there's a guy with 2000 pounds of corn beef and 30 barrels of beer he can't sell and ..... so much for social distancing
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish Pub decides to fight the coronavirus head-on by home delivery of beer and liquor. Now that's the spirits
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
You can't make hand sanitizer with vodak. Oh wait
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
When you pour milk into a glass, you say "I drank" the milk". But what do you call it when you pour it over your cereal? "Eat"? That can't be right. You don't say "I ate the milk". But you can't say you drank it either. What is the proper verb here?
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This is why you get your bars and restaurants shut down. Face palm tag on hiatus based on CDC guidance
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you know how to hold a beer? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 12, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Old & busted: YOLO. New hotness: No-Lo, as young drinkers shun alcohol for no-or-low alcohol beers, leaving Gen-Xers & Millennials to ask: what's the point?
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your mother and I have made-up our minds, and you are going on this cruise, girl. We got you some Lysol wipes and the all-you-can-drink package too, baby
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Step 1: Turn on computer. Step 2: Open beer. Step 3: ???? Step 4: No profit
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Louisiana couple steals $1,000 worth of beer, planned on having a helluva party later that night
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Tue March 10, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
$4,500 and all the corona I can handle --- sign me up --- wait, wait, WAIT, that's not a beer, THAT'S NOT A BEER
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
A pictorial ode to the beer gut. It's time to take ownership & show our pride, fellow Farkers
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony fans now have a beer of their own annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd it's gone
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who's not an alcoholic has had beer in 11,000 pubs which apparently is something to brag about
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Fri March 06, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Time to grab a beer and a seat on the sofa. This is your Fresh Hell Friday edition of the MSNBC Primetime thread. The bar opens at 8 PM Eastern
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
In no way will this blow up in their - or anyone else's - faces
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
If you're not from Texas, then "We were just sitting around eating Beaver Nuggets, and I was like, 'Man, this is so delicious I think it belongs in beer... It like, melts in your mouth" might seem a bit odd to hear
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
If you're not from Texas, then "We were just sitting around eating Beaver Nuggets, and I was like, 'Man, this is so delicious I think it belongs in beer... It like, melts in your mouth" might seem a bit odd to hear
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker calls out in the wilderness for reinforcements. Farkistan would rejoice with your presence. 5 minutes a day browser game participation is all we ask. And beer. Send beer
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Everyone said Corona beer would suffer. Actually, sales are up 5 percent, as fears of virus encourage drinking
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Message to all NFL players: There's a benefit to being seen chugging a beer, even if you get fined first
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