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Sun March 26, 2023
		Man opens door, deploys slide on airplane. Neglects to grab a couple of beers on the way out source: nypost.com \| share:	60
		Atlas Obscura has a list of 23 dive bars. Have you visited any of them? Is yours local dive in there? Could it be considered a dive bar if you're able to remember it? Also, where is Fark's beer tag? source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	27
		Atlas Obscura has a list of 23 dive bars. Have you visited any of them? Is yours local dive in there? Could it be considered a dive bar if you're able to remember it? Also, where is Fark's beer tag? source: atlasobscura.com \| share:	27
		"That just proves people have more money than sense," about sums up the frenzy buying at Murdaugh estate. $500 for a beer koozie? Dude, I'll let you have THREE for that source: wpbf.com \| share:	39
		I stopped drinking alcohol last fall and I'm looking for NA beer recommendations? Whatchu drinking? source: esquire.com \| share:	74

Fri March 24, 2023
(Some Guy)		Being that life on Earth is basically over, it's now okay to put craft beer in a 12-ounce can source: punchdrink.com \| share:	23

Thu March 23, 2023
		German brewery is developing the world's first powdered beer, claiming that you can just add water and stir and will have beer. It will still be better than Bud Light source: thedrinksbusiness.com \| share:	16
		German brewery is developing the world's first powdered beer, claiming that you can just add water and stir and will have beer. It will still be better than Bud Light source: thedrinksbusiness.com \| share:	16

Mon March 20, 2023
		Bring out the goats, it's National Bock Beer Day source: cbs58.com \| share:	31
		Bring out the goats, it's National Bock Beer Day source: cbs58.com \| share:	31

Sat March 18, 2023
		Don't eat the Coors Light popsicles unless you want to smell like weed source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	9

Fri March 17, 2023
		Does the Pope poop in the woods? Is the bear Catholic? The correct answer is: Yes source: cnn.com \| share:	11
		It's your St. Patrick's Day thread. Are you drinking green beer? Do you have any Irish ancestry? Any CSBs related to this day? Wear your green and enjoy the day as you feast on corned beef and cabbage source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	38

Thu March 16, 2023
		It's not your team losing in the NCAA tournament...It's DiGiorno source: cleveland.com \| share:	9

Wed March 15, 2023
		So I'm a longtime Civilization player who bought Stellaris because it was 75% off in the Steam store today. Anything I should know when I start playing? Tips? Tricks? source: fark.com \| share:	48
		Ted Lasso Season 3 premiere dropped a day early. Anybody want to talk about it? (spoiler thread) source: fark.com \| share:	4
		Coors releases beer flavored popsicle using Coors Light flavored water source: ktla.com \| share:	24

Tue March 14, 2023
		I can't even get a status update from beerspill.reddit.com. Pfft, amateurs source: bleepingcomputer.com \| share:	80
		Drunk Brit holidaymakers gobsmacked at cheap booze prices in Spanish coastal city of Benidorm, pissed they're getting ripped off in the UK. Will probably pass out in the streets more often with new info (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	3
		Drunk Brit holidaymakers gobsmacked at cheap booze prices in Spanish coastal city of Benidorm, pissed they're getting ripped off in the UK. Will probably pass out in the streets more often with new info (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	3

Fri March 10, 2023
		You had one job mister school bus driver. It did not include drinking 6 beers while transporting the kids home source: wchstv.com \| share:	44
		Bald Eagle continues evolution into true symbol of America and switches to pizza. Expected to try wings and beer next, disappear on Sundays from September to January source: wtnh.com \| share:	9

Thu March 09, 2023
		Popular Australian beer recalled due to A: Botulism scare? B: Contaminated ingredients? or C: Excess alcohol? source: upi.com \| share:	3
		Popular Australian beer recalled due to A: Botulism scare? B: Contaminated ingredients? or C: Excess alcohol? source: upi.com \| share:	3

Tue March 07, 2023
		The best way to celebrate St. Pats? Not the beer, but the smell.... you can now smell like St. Patrick's Day source: famadillo.com \| share:	31
		Popular beer recalled for the only reason it's popular. Authorities warn consumers not to drink any of the watermelon-flavored beer, but that just seems like standard advice source: 9news.com.au \| share:	41
		The States That Drink the Most Beer in America source: vinepair.com \| share:	19
		The States That Drink the Most Beer in America source: vinepair.com \| share:	19
		What is this "leftover wine" you speak of? source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	14

Sat March 04, 2023
		Preferably somewhere with adequate ventilation source: lifehacker.com \| share:	92

Thu March 02, 2023
		Non-dairy Butterbeer now available at Universal Orlando's The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, giving vegans equal opportunity to gag, vomit source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	14
		An annual outdoor beer fest that is meant to celebrate Upstate New York's snowy winters, has been cancelled by an impending snowstorm source: syracuse.com \| share:	17
		National Advertising Division: Beer should taste like water source: tmj4.com \| share:	23
		National Advertising Division: Beer should taste like water source: tmj4.com \| share:	23
		80's: Reagan's "Welfare Queen" myth was a woman who collected government money by having more kids. 2020's TX: Hold my beer source: twitter.com \| share:	200

Wed March 01, 2023
		Meet Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar. If you get your student loan debt wiped out or reduced by $20k, you're going to have to buy her a beer source: cnbc.com \| share:	114
		Looks like Elmo spilled beer on the servers again (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	23
		AIPA source: kpax.com \| share:	30
		AIPA source: kpax.com \| share:	30

Sun February 26, 2023
		Beer Truck Stuck In Big Bear Snowstorm Hwy 330 is a hazy little thing right now source: twitter.com \| share:	48

Fri February 24, 2023
		Anheuser- Busch sounds a little defensive source: cnn.com \| share:	55
		Anheuser- Busch sounds a little defensive source: cnn.com \| share:	55

Thu February 23, 2023
		The craft beer revolution only happened because the president got government out of the way. President Jimmy Carter source: reason.com \| share:	23
		Providence men's basketball coach says that his team lost to UConn because it was $2 beer night source: msn.com \| share:	13

Wed February 22, 2023
		Bill Gates buys nearly $1 billion stake in Heineken. Fark that shiat, Pabst Blue Ribbon source: nypost.com \| share:	20
		Police arrest man for eating potato chips that were dropped on the ground, saying it's not called the five-second 'suggestion' source: fox59.com \| share:	116
		Police arrest man for eating potato chips that were dropped on the ground, saying it's not called the five-second 'suggestion' source: fox59.com \| share:	116

Tue February 21, 2023
		Proud Boys conspiracy trial reveals a schism between "Rally Boys" who wanted to beat up on Antifa and "Party Boys" who were more into drinking beer and lighting each others farts on fire source: twitter.com \| share:	57

Mon February 20, 2023
		What drives you to create? Welcome, creative Farkers, to your weekly Art and Crafting thread source: fark.com \| share:	36
		Turkey: We're winding down the rescue effort now. Tectonic plates: Hold my beer source: theguardian.com \| share:	42
		Billionaires: We will be safe in New Zealand while we burn the rest of the world. The Weather: Hold my beer source: msn.com \| share:	21

Sat February 18, 2023
		A man with a shotgun walks into a bar. Hold my beer source: kptv.com \| share:	43

Fri February 17, 2023
		Fan gets catfished at Bruins game. No, wait...what? source: boston.com \| share:	4
		America's love affair with liquid bread is finally ending as spirit sales top beer sales for the first time ever source: fortune.com \| share:	23

Thu February 16, 2023
		The perfect way to decorate your dadrock garage where you brew your own beer and walk around in your Bad Religion t-shirt source: pitchfork.com \| share:	13
		Case of beer: Would you rather have 1 a night for 24 nights? Or 2 for 12? 3 for 8? 4 for 6? 6 for 4? 8 for 3? 12 for 2? or Total Fark 24 for 1? source: fark.com \| share:	27
		Reddit aims for IPO in second half of 2023 with a $10 billion valuation. Fark looking at a bake sale to raise funds for beer and pretzels later this week source: reuters.com \| share:	34

Wed February 15, 2023
		"According to the Arrest Report, Sereda was "unable to speak" due to his level of intoxication. Now in need of support, Cape Coral Police's assistance was requested, and the deputy waited for backup. Then came the unmistakable sound. kr-Pop-tss-SSS" source: nbc-2.com \| share:	49
(Some Guy)		Finally, an event for people like Steve Mart... oh, it's a food thing, nevermind source: bostoncharityevents.org \| share:	12

Tue February 14, 2023
		Coca-Cola has "right" to make crappy alcohol as well as crappy soda, according to CFO source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		Coca-Cola has "right" to make crappy alcohol as well as crappy soda, according to CFO source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	12
		Banksy's Valentine's Day art removed after just a few hours due to concerns about fly-tipping. Honestly, who tips over flies? source: independent.co.uk \| share:	61

Sun February 12, 2023
		NASA astronauts could hibernate on deep space missions. Might feel a thirst for nuts and beer afterwards source: space.com \| share:	16

Thu February 09, 2023
		Step 1) Move into busy commercial district. Step 2) Complain. Step 3) [Ensure that others can't] Profit source: sfgate.com \| share:	82
		Step 1) Move into busy commercial district. Step 2) Complain. Step 3) [Ensure that others can't] Profit source: sfgate.com \| share:	82

Wed February 08, 2023
(Some Guy)		Pilsners are now great in America, suck it lagers and watch out IPA's source: punchdrink.com \| share:	27

Mon February 06, 2023
		Miami Police Department: "We've made the most tone-deaf gesture for Black History Month." Columbus Police Department: "Hold our beer" source: vice.com \| share:	111
		Enough already: Just stop inventing more probiotic sodas, the drink aisle is full source: bonappetit.com \| share:	19

Sun February 05, 2023
		Chief operating officer of Chicago Public Schools has his finger on the pulse of society and knows what folks want, so he becomes primary owner of cannabis shop co-located with bar and bakery source: pantagraph.com \| share:	12

Sat February 04, 2023
		Cerveza gratis source: bbc.com \| share:	23
		If you must drop an empty beer bottle while exiting the bank you've just robbed, be sure to drop one with somebody else's fingerprint on it source: dailyvoice.com \| share:	7

Fri February 03, 2023
		Action star Liam Neeson lashes out at UFC and Conor McGregor, whom he calls a "little leprechaun" who gives Ireland and the Irish a bad reputation source: variety.com \| share:	33

Thu February 02, 2023
		Reserve Bank of Australia to retire monarch from AUD notes, replace QEII with allusions to "indigenous Australian culture." Choice yet to be made between beer, waltzes or oppressing minorities source: msn.com \| share:	35
		Le Nouveau Duluth, Montreal's no. 1 restaurant on TripAdvisor, has 85 5-star reviews from satisfied customers. And like your Canadian girlfriend, it never existed source: cbc.ca \| share:	29
		Who's On Third to add second location four blocks from First Street source: tmj4.com \| share:	10

Wed February 01, 2023
(Some Guy)		10 masterpiece albums that require repeated listens. For once, the first spot is absolutely, absolutely correct. I'm Amazed source: faroutmagazine.co.uk \| share:	104
(Some Guy)		OK, homebrewers... Dry January is over. Share your favorite go-to recipe (beer, mead, cider... what have you) source: brewersfriend.com \| share:	23

Tue January 31, 2023
		The Treasonous Testudine that put BeerBro and Aunt Lydia in SCOTUS is unhappy that Biden's judicial picks are not of "the finest legal minds our country has to offer" source: twitter.com \| share:	109

Mon January 30, 2023
		Seeing as most of us farkers are visual learners, here is a helpful map of the states that drink the most alcohol in the US colored by their per capita rate. If you can no longer read it, you may have imbibed a wee bit too much source: vinepair.com \| share:	30
		Seeing as most of us farkers are visual learners, here is a helpful map of the states that drink the most alcohol in the US colored by their per capita rate. If you can no longer read it, you may have imbibed a wee bit too much source: vinepair.com \| share:	30
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		Uʍop-ǝpısdn s06 ǝɥʇ ǝʌıןǝᴚ source: lifehacker.com \| share:	21

Sun January 29, 2023
		US consumers are becoming 'sober curious' and now spend nearly $400m annually on non-alcoholic drinks, according to a 2022 Nielsen IQ analysis. None of them have Fark accounts source: theguardian.com \| share:	15

Sat January 28, 2023
		Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this source: straitstimes.com \| share:	19
		Father, I am disappointed at your drunkenness. And I will keep hammering on you about this source: straitstimes.com \| share:	19

Thu January 26, 2023
		The Angels could've sold for the most money in Major League Baseball, with five suitors running the price tag to around $3 billion. Then current Angels owner Arte Moreno said, "Hold my beer and bad baseball ideas pad, I can fark this up even more" source: yardbarker.com \| share:	12
		Click on "Public" and then look for "Posted Comments". How many have you made on Fark? Subby clocks in at 4397 source: fark.com \| share:	266
		Who would win in a fight between Jason Bourne and John Wick? source: fark.com \| share:	36
		News: After exercise, beer may be better to have than sports drinks. Fark: Only non-alcoholic beer. D'OH source: yahoo.com \| share:	15

Tue January 24, 2023
		Knowing football fans' affinity for beer cheese, Hormel unveils cheese beer, a lager flavored with company's iconic chili cheese dip source: brandeating.com \| share:	21

Sun January 22, 2023
		Refrigeration? Beer. Glass Bottles? Beer. Pasteurization? Yep, Beer. Is there anything that beer can't do? Watch the video to see the other seven innovations attributable to beer source: youtube.com \| share:	7

Fri January 20, 2023
		U.S.: Our kids are so hardcore that they'll eat Tide Pods just because they saw it on TikTok. Indonesia: Hold my beer source: cnn.com \| share:	52

Wed January 18, 2023
		Brewery releases beer conceived by AI. Of course it comes up with another IPA. There may be hope for us humans yet source: metrotimes.com \| share:	35
		Brewery releases beer conceived by AI. Of course it comes up with another IPA. There may be hope for us humans yet source: metrotimes.com \| share:	35
		Magpie tipsy turvy, can't get its landing gear up after having one too many fermented apples source: metro.co.uk \| share:	9
		Let's have a conversation about "conversation pits" of the '60s and '70s - like how did these not fill up with spilled beer and empty snack bags? source: vintag.es \| share:	45
		Canada enhances its reputation for clean living with a recommendation that two alcoholic beverages per week is really pushing the boat out. Yes, that is "per week", not "per hour" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	99
(Wookieepedia)		More and more clones are violating Order 67 ("Bring Subby a cold beer") and there WILL be consequences. For more info see "Star Wars: The Bad Batch" S2E4 "Faster" at 3 AM ET on Darth Disney Plus source: starwars.fandom.com \| share:	9

Sun January 15, 2023
		America: "Covid's over. Don't care." Europe: "Hold my shockingly nice but warm beer" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	16

Sat January 14, 2023
		Irishman goes on 0.0% alcohol binge of beers, wine, spirits, ciders and Prosecco for Dry January, gets converted. Yeah, something's not right here source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	6

Wed January 11, 2023
		Damp January like great foreplay for Moist March source: food52.com \| share:	39
(Some Guy)		Dry January is proving to be an extra-rough time for bona fided 'shelf turds' of beer and whiskey source: punchdrink.com \| share:	13
(Wookieepedia)		Farkers with working inhibitor chips will give Subby their beer and watch "Star Wars: The Bad Batch" s2e3 "The Solitary Clone" because good farkers obey orders. It starts streaming at 3 AM ET on Disney Plus source: starwars.fandom.com \| share:	12

Tue January 10, 2023
		Wait. So you're telling me I can't get a rootbeer because it could be used to make molly? source: thedailymeal.com \| share:	27

Mon January 09, 2023
		Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap source: ozarksfirst.com \| share:	67
		World ends source: usatoday.com \| share:	16
		World ends source: usatoday.com \| share:	16

Fri January 06, 2023
		Headline: "Man throws beer on five-month-old baby during drunken outburst." First, you are not to waste beer, and secondly, do not EVER assault a child, even if that child was having a drunken outburst source: nbc-2.com \| share:	27

Thu January 05, 2023
(Some Guy-nads)		Texas goes nuts source: narcity.com \| share:	21

Wed January 04, 2023
		So you go through life with an occasional beer or dank joint. Big deal. Have you ever gone through life with extended-state DMT and shared hallucinations? Say hello to my self-dribbling basketball clockwork elf friend over there source: newrepublic.com \| share:	15
		With the Maine Lobster fishing back on, Wisconsin says 'Hold my beer' and gets the butter ready source: cbsnews.com \| share:	33

Mon January 02, 2023
		Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023 source: uproxx.com \| share:	18
		Ten Underrated Craft Beer Cities To Visit In 2023 source: uproxx.com \| share:	18

Sun January 01, 2023
		53 year old man has raised £1 million for charity by running a marathon every single day this year. Meanwhile, Farkers got short of breath getting up from the couch to grab another beer to quaff while posting furiously about social injustice source: bbc.com \| share:	57

Wed December 28, 2022
		The Cars, Talking Heads, former workers, and others remember the Boston punk rock club The Rathskeller and its late owner: "The Rat reeked of old beer and had wet, beer-soaked, wall-to-wall carpeting on the floor. The Rat was a dive and proud of it" source: wbur.org \| share:	12

Sun December 25, 2022
		Ten classy holiday beers that are not gimmicky drinks overloaded with spices and candy canes source: thetakeout.com \| share:	42

Sat December 24, 2022
		It's 11:57 AM here - how early is too early to start drinking, assuming I'm not stopping until Boxing Day? source: fark.com \| share:	17
		It wouldn't be Christmas without someone calling the cops on Cousin Eddie source: ktvu.com \| share:	41
		Annual Canadian Adult Bumper Cars contest has over 100 participants this year. You'd think we'd know how to drive in snow, but we majored in Beer and Hockey, eh? source: kitchener.ctvnews.ca \| share:	18

Fri December 23, 2022
		Covid, flu, and RSV cases in kids already filling hospitals. Strep A: Hold my beer source: nbcnews.com \| share:	28

Wed December 21, 2022
		"We got Gumby in the house, drinking a beer through his eye," said Eli Manning source: outkick.com \| share:	5

Tue December 20, 2022
		The annual list of biggest news stories from Canada's smallest province source: cbc.ca \| share:	1
		Rowdy Beers commits to Florida International. Rowdy Meth, Rowdy Alligators still in the transfer portal source: 247sports.com \| share:	6

Sat December 17, 2022
		You know you have a drinking problem when you're sitting down to get a pint in a 7-11 in Canada source: cp24.com \| share:	40

Thu December 15, 2022
		Eucalyptus tree critically injures four, kills two, destroys three cars, blames it on too much groot beer source: ktvu.com \| share:	48
(got wood)		Photoshop this wood beer keg source: cdna.artstation.com \| share:	16

Wed December 14, 2022
(Some Mixologist)		Montana weed sales are sky-high, while beer goes flat and wine remains amusing with a hint of jammy presumption source: dailymontanan.com \| share:	21

Mon December 12, 2022
		How Budweiser saved its World Cup with bonus ripping of Bud Zero to end the article source: yahoo.com \| share:	5

Sun December 11, 2022
		CO2 is becoming more expensive, and that's bad news for ... beer? source: seriouseats.com \| share:	28
		British man who went missing in Africa is found four days later pretty much in the exact place you'd expect to find a British man source: independent.co.uk \| share:	38

Thu December 08, 2022
		Kentucky Hug Pajamas by Jim Beam, yes that one, for just $25 source: cnn.com \| share:	11

Wed December 07, 2022
(Some Guy)		Of all the places to find the missing link for brewer's yeast: a university campus in Ireland source: ucd.ie \| share:	8

Tue December 06, 2022
		Good news for not so drunk Brits, this map reveals that you're not even in the top ten of Europe's heaviest drinkers. In related news, has anyone been tracking Drew's whereabouts lately? source: metro.co.uk \| share:	33

Mon December 05, 2022
		Subby's gonna go out on a limb here and suggest "by having good beer" source: bbc.com \| share:	7
		Subby's gonna go out on a limb here and suggest "by having good beer" source: bbc.com \| share:	7
(Good Beer Hunting)		"Chronic illness in the craft beer industry" has nothing to do with headaches caused by listening to your pontificating about IPAs source: goodbeerhunting.com \| share:	10

Sun December 04, 2022
		Irish rebellion in progress as irate publicans remove Heineken from premises over wholesale price hike and insufficient discounts. Guinness for thrift source: irishmirror.ie \| share:	15
		They say to write a witty headline that is better than the actual headline. Here goes: As you travel through Iowa this winter, these beers will help you confront your reality of traveling through Iowa in the winter source: iowastartingline.com \| share:	8

Sat December 03, 2022
		Roberts and Beerbro livid over Biden official's statement that the Supreme Court is a co-equal branch and not supreme source: slate.com \| share:	87
		Having failed at beer, Molson Coors manages to fail at CBD drinks, too source: denverpost.com \| share:	8
		Sure, you've been drunk, but have you ever been "call emergency services 68 times in 90 minutes" drunk? source: bbc.com \| share:	25

Fri December 02, 2022
		The Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch each year as a fermentation vessel to bring beer to all the good little children of drinking age source: wgme.com \| share:	13

Thu December 01, 2022
		It's not really Christmas in New York until Rochester lights the Genesee Keg Tree source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	12
		Subby isn't drunk at all source: abc.net.au \| share:	11
(burp)		How to speak beer source: punchdrink.com \| share:	10
(burp)		How to speak beer source: punchdrink.com \| share:	10

Wed November 30, 2022
		Marine veteran chugs beer from her prosthetic leg at Lakers game. No word on her Fark handle source: ktla.com \| share:	68

Tue November 29, 2022
		Photoshop this cafe' exterior festooned with empty beer bottles source: contemporist.com \| share:	8
		How adopting some of the principles of improv comedy can improve your overall life. Subby's tried throwing beer at hecklers for several months now and feels great about it source: npr.org \| share:	61

Sun November 27, 2022
		Maine brewery moves to only produce nonalcoholic craft beers. For the love of God, why? source: wmtw.com \| share:	23

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