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headlines found matching 'Beer'
Thu July 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New craft brewery poses questions - Why does it exist? Who would be so stupid? What kind of evil are you?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New craft brewery poses questions - Why does it exist? Who would be so stupid? What kind of evil are you?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
WWE star will provide 'many beers' and ringside seats for the return of a stolen necklace
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"There were four of us out, and the first thing he ordered for a drink was 40 shots of vodka and ten beers. I asked him if there are more people coming, and he just said it's important to keep the bar open" (link fixed)
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Tue July 27, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Scotch Day. This is not a re-peat
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Mon July 26, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German police search man's basement, find pistols, assault rifles, antiaircraft cannon, a torpedo, and a WWII Nazi tank. Add some beer and that's a typical Florida weekend at the range
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shhhh they'll never know... Belgian brewing company, world's largest, pretends to be "local" "craft beer" with "Latin roots" to appeal to Miami market
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Sun July 25, 2021
(BMW blog)
 
 
 
BMW : "If you think the oversize grilles look bad, hold our warm beer and check this out"
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Sat July 24, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
At least it's not another IPA
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
At least it's not another IPA
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Oh f*ck there's an alcohol shortage through the end of this year. EVERYONE PANIC
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(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Oh f*ck there's an alcohol shortage through the end of this year. EVERYONE PANIC
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Fri July 23, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hard seltzer sucks... Boston Beer stock price down
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Wed July 21, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Delta variant causing havoc around the world. Beta variant: Hold my beer
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Some folks in the Green Bay area aren't crying in their beers over Aaron Rodgers becoming a hold out from the Packers training camp
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No one wants to work FOR YOU anymore: episode 4,973
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Popular Info)
 
 
 
Now that Toyota has been publicly shamed out of funding the traitors who tried to overturn Biden's election, Lockheed Martin bravely steps in with a request to hold their beer
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
A question uniquely suited for Fark: subby has never been a beer drinker, preferring "fruity" alcohols - ciders, ports, et cetera Trying to better "fit in" in general, he's going to try to develop a taste for beer - where would Fark suggest he start?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Get this governor a beer
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
So what's the difference between Heineken and Stella Artois anyway?
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(VinePair)
 
 
 
So what's the difference between Heineken and Stella Artois anyway?
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Guess what happens at a baseball game, after one dollar BEER night
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(Rolling Stone)
 
Video
 
I got a fever, and the only prescription is Bruce Dickinson talking about zero-carbon flight, edible drones, and beer
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
And you thought they just lived on squirrel, nuts, beer, and bourbon
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what a Fark-branded beer would look like
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
You know, I'm starting to think this Ron DeSantis fella might be something of an asshole
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Tue July 13, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Draft Beers? Don't mind if I do, say the Oakland As
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apparently blacking out on the the Mac Cube, Lenovo says it's built a new workstation in less space than a morning's worth of beer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court: 18 years of age still isn't good enough to buy a beer in America, but guns? Have at 'em, kids
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Senbero Maker - it's a table-top electric grill so you can recreate the pub experience in your home. All alone. In your sad, little apartment. With beer
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders opposes the $3 trillion Dems-only Infrastructure plan, effectively torpedoing it. Republicans seen snickering in their beers
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Doughnuts AND pizza? If they sold beer they would become the Fark holy land
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer company has vaccination ad. Conservatives say they've lost their moral rudder
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Fri July 09, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wyoming rancher pinned for 2 days by ATV survives on beer. Okay, and water
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wyoming rancher pinned for 2 days by ATV survives on beer. Okay, and water
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby has a few hundred shares of AMC. Would like the top financial non-advisers at Fark,Fark, & Fark to tell him just how brilliant he is. (Difficulty: No real financial advice)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lightning winger Pat Maroon's mom chugs beer out of the Stanley Cup
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Imagine the worst beer you could possibly brew. Then imagine Coors Light. Then imagine Coors Light brewed using melted ice shavings, sweat, and blood collected from the rink at the end of the first period of a Tampa Bay Lightning Stanley Cup game
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which we learn that "class action lawsuit" nonsense was intended to distract from Trump's Bedminister golf club settling with NJ ABC over liquor license violations that led to a fatal DUI crash, including a $400K fine they have to pay in installments
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
The best Farking beer, Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout, is back for another round
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(Stone Brewing)
 
 
 
The best Farking beer, Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout, is back for another round
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the competing grocery store down the block has 160 new shopping carts with tape over the handles that has "SaveMart" written on it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Climate science for Farkers : Let's raise our glasses to the Aussie brewery battling global warming : "It's a bit dorky, a bit weird, but also a bit cool"
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Sun July 04, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls approves, but only if he can drink it afterwards
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Summer 2020: Man, that was a hellscape. Summer 2021: HOLD MAH BEER
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is the goddamn weirdest flavor added to beer that you have ever tasted (without spitting it out and pouring the rest of the beer down the drain). LGT tonight's total weirdness
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Subby has been fine without the $22 gloves so far, but how'd they miss putting beer on this list?
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Thu July 01, 2021
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Walmart is in legal fight with Texas for their right to party
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(eBaum's World)
 
 
 
Two random dudes complete the Dumb and Dumber Mini-Bike road trip to Aspen. A few repairs were required
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Heineken unveils a robotic beer cooler that follows you around like a dog. A dog that is a robot full of beer
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news: Pabst Blue Ribbon launches Independence Day-themed 1776-pack that holds 74 cases of beer. Bad news: It's 74 cases of PBR
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man creates machine that turns beer into soft scoop ice cream. Homer Simpson "Woo-hoo" goes here
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Tue June 29, 2021
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Fox and TMZ attempt to get to the bottom of UFOs. The History Channel kicks back with a beer and now doubts the truth is out there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the second year in a row the same US county is named the healthiest US community. Bright side? It also lost most BBQs, pizzas, beers argued and consumed, Fark submissions
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
It's not often the asinine tag drags a submission out from the Food tab, but 'Bread Steak' should do it
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How many Farkers are from New Hampshire? Did Drew move?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beer company's promotion to find £15k solid gold beer cans inserted into packages turns out to be less Willy Wonka and more toy Yoda
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beer company's promotion to find £15k solid gold beer cans inserted into packages turns out to be less Willy Wonka and more toy Yoda
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Sat June 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Grab yourself a Heineken and read about how consumers have been eager to return to pre-Covid drinking routines, says Anheuser-Busch
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Area man arrested for exercising his right to bare his enormous beer gut at a school board meeting
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Wed June 23, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Centuries-old beer salvaged from shipwrecks. Farkers insist they wouldn't notice after the third or fourth bottle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Centuries-old beer salvaged from shipwrecks. Farkers insist they wouldn't notice after the third or fourth bottle
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Skynet may have found a backdoor
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now that the pubs are open again, physicists are able to study the...*checks notes*..... flight of beer mats
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Tue June 22, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson - "Is there anything beer can't do?"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Wild wedding: Fists fly at a reception when unwanted guests try to steal beer
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Mon June 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stonewall Inn is banning Anheuser-Busch products during NYC's Pride weekend because of donations to lawmakers behind bills that target transgender youth. Also because there is much better beer to sell
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Sun June 20, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. 14th Star Brewing releases beer to help with Alzheimer's research
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some drink to remember. Some drink to forget. 14th Star Brewing releases beer to help with Alzheimer's research
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Sat June 19, 2021
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Colorado: Delivery truck stuck on mountain pass. Montana: "Hold my beer"
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Fri June 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Farkers hear "free beer"
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(Chron)
 
 
 
There are things to do during a traffic stop, and things not to do. Handing your open beer to a cop is one of them
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
OK, but what was so bad (or good) about 2002?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
OK, but what was so bad (or good) about 2002?
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Thu June 17, 2021
(grape Japan)
 
 
 
Okinawa brewery converts unused mangoes into sweet "near-beer" canned chuhai
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Truly this is the end times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This story has it all: Nuns, two priests named Father Ax and Father Santa, roofies, The Incredible Hulk, R-rated T-shirts, Frank Zappa, Jethro Tull, and beer (mildly NSFW)
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Brewing company's "Ambeerlance" now ready to deploy in response to beer emergencies
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The NFL signs booze. Beer still looking for draft picks
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Frogs, diners, beer promotions, and Star Trek actors are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 30-June 5 The Razor Blade Model Edition
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
A Finnish brewery is using goose poop to make a stout. It should still taste better than Guinness
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
A Finnish brewery is using goose poop to make a stout. It should still taste better than Guinness
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stunningly "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" is not on this list
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Sun June 13, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan catches up with American in making beer easier to drink
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Sat June 12, 2021
(VinePair)
 
 
 
A handy map of the oldest brewery in every state
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Fri June 11, 2021
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
My drunk husband won't stop drinking. Should I leave him? He's up to 200 beers a week now
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
HONK-HONK *hork*
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
HONK-HONK *hork*
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Thu June 10, 2021
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
College enrollment plummets by 727,000. In related news, beer sales are down 186,000,000 barrels
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Looking for the perfect summer beer? This actual decent list may help
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Looking for the perfect summer beer? This actual decent list may help
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sanity is returning to America. At least for the moment
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Old and busted: catching a foul ball without dropping your beer. New hotness: catching a foul ball without dropping your baby
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Farkers, if you know how to run a museum, the Smithsonian has the dream gig for you
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
OK, boozer
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Starting August 23, Texas will get even more mediocre beer than it already has
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
German military to ship 60,000 cans of surplus beer back from Afghanistan, because somebody needs to drink it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The evergreen state has found a non alcoholic incentive to getting your vaxx on
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Mon June 07, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
Audio
 
Sound engineer names Olympic Peninsula quietest place in the world. US Naval Air Installation Whidbey: "Hold our beer"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer." (video NSFW)
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
"Drunken Sailor Shrimp" - Scupper with a hosepipe side extra
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Sat June 05, 2021
(DW)
 
 
 
Get your money for nothing, and your Oktoberfest beer for free
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Corona named the world's most valuable beer brand by people who have clearly been out in the sun too long
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Hair of the puppy that bit you
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Any vaccinated Illinois Farkers want to get together and have a free beer?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK may ban bosses from emailing employees who are off the clock. Spilling beer on the server and deleting the entire Politics tab queue still OK, if not encouraged
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
How dare they
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Kare11)
 
 
 
President Biden is offering free beer as an incentive for people to get vaccinated before July 4. What Anheuser-Busch has to do with beer is unknown at this time
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Some say Miller Lite tastes like ass, but now there's no denying it tastes like feet
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Who wants to chill with a weed seltzer?
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Tue June 01, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
We're still waiting for the place where you can slam a beer like a Fark modamin
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fan catches foul ball back-handed; doesn't even drop his beer
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Sun May 30, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan comes up with this amazing service for women who want to spend more time with their friends, hobbies or just themselves. It's called "sending their annoying husband/boyfriend to the pub"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brew buff makes Belgian beer board game
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brew buff makes Belgian beer board game
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hold My Beer: Cornwall oceanic three point turn edition
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Sure, Adam, I'll hold your beer. Why? Where are going? Adam? Adam DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because it's going to take all the alcohol to get through this year's Cowboys and Texans seasons, Texas will allow beer and wine purchases at 10 AM starting September 1
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Fri May 28, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Hold my root beer and watch this
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New Covid safety measures have bars in the UK worrying they'll sell 21,000,000 less pints of beer going forward
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Belgian abbey raises brewery from ashes after 200 years. "The core business was religion, but..,"
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Food tab is holding Business tab's hair while it throws up in the Sheetz bathroom at the thought of the new strawberry and banana milkshake beer. Ought to be a PSA to stay away, but Business is not looking too good. Food says let News take it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
After 3000 years of depression the solution is still food and beer
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Beef. It's what's for dinner this Memorial Day weekend. Or lunch, depending on your schedule and number of beers
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Wed May 26, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Going from being found emaciated & abandoned in the parking lot of the Kentucky Humane Society, to finding his forever home, now Ethan is the new Chief Tasting Officer for Busch Beer's Dog Brew just in time for this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Now's your chance to own a piece of Aussie history, the famous 'Pub with no beer' is for sale for first time in 50 years
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Tue May 25, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Summer beer rankings - from Jezebel?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Summer beer rankings - from Jezebel?
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Mon May 24, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida Woman: "Hold my beer and HANG ON"
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Thu May 20, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trouble brewin'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trouble brewin'
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
🎵 Summer Beer, makes me feel fine🎵 Blowing through the grapefruit in my mind
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
From the realms of the unexpected: Alcohol-free Irish pub to open in Abu Dhabi. Isn't that just a cafe?
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(Some Bloomberg Guy)
 
 
 
The future of water is the equivalent of American beer and soon we'll all be drinking it
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Straight out of the next Dan Brown novel, a lime conglomerate takes on beer-brewing, silent Trappist monks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Straight out of the next Dan Brown novel, a lime conglomerate takes on beer-brewing, silent Trappist monks
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to open a Harry Potter store in NY, then of course you have to have a Butterbeer Bar
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Green screen beer for that last Zoom of the work day
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Green screen beer for that last Zoom of the work day
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Farkers everywhere seen dragging bags full of beer cans to the nearest recycling center
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Fri May 14, 2021
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Look, if you're going to steal 14 cases of beer, at least make it something worth the risk
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Thu May 13, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sadly, it's not news that a servicemember was arrested for participation in the Beer Gut Putsch. It is, however, a new twist to have an ACTIVE DUTY servicemember charged with participating. O-4 Pete's sake: he's an officer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge BeerBro hates Donald Trump, but kissed the ring to get the gig
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Ed Carpenter to run "The Bitcoin Car" at this year's Indy 500. Confused race fans open another beer, ask which car Dale Junior is driving
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden coming to America. Yes this is in the right tab
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden coming to America. Yes this is in the right tab
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You had me at crispy German pork knuckle with beer gravy. Schweinshaxe
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Mon May 10, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Walking rugby" (for seniors) is a thing with 60 clubs in England alone. "Never mind the skill, the speed or anything like that, it's the friendship that's the most important thing." Also the post-match beer and Ensure parties are still crazy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We may only be five months into 2021, but during a pandemic everyday can be Oktober when you learn more about beer
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Sun May 09, 2021
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Queen is selling drugs to support her expensive habit
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Family of Irish foxes figure out what the important things in life are, take up residence among the kegs at Guinness Storehouse in Dublin to be one with the stout
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Budweiser is just as bad at Door Dashing as they are at making beer
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Okay, the extra $20,000 would be nice, but did they have to go and ruin it with a year's worth of Miller High Life as well?
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Okay, the extra $20,000 would be nice, but did they have to go and ruin it with a year's worth of Miller High Life as well?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The beer of the future is ready for millennials, and it's not avocado flavored
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The beer of the future is ready for millennials, and it's not avocado flavored
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
RIP, "I need more beer" lady. May you always have a cold brew in your hand wherever you are now
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'll take a light beer, fries with extra gravy and pepper, and 1 covid shot por favor
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Tue May 04, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ireland returns the favor, puts a floor on alcohol
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Dubai tapped to host Germany's canceled Oktoberfest, upsetting some traditionalists." Ach, ya think?
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Mon May 03, 2021
(9 News)
 
 
 
The Denver Beer Co has fallen short in its fundraising goal to buy the Colorado Rockies. Fark: $999,993,870 short
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Herd immunity in the US joins balanced budgets, calorie-free beer, and rational discourse
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Come for the potatoes, stay for the Dickshooter
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Fri April 30, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
May 24. Sunday. Victoria day. Time for barbecue. Time for beer. Smoke a joint. Bang your spouse. And get your shot
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(Bsst't worshiper)
 
 
 
Have you heard the Great Meow? How to welcome Bastet into your life. Or: What's another cat at this point?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So it has come to this: Americans who are "losing interest" in the free life saving vaccines are having to be bribed with beer, pot and discounts on ATVs. Add meth to the list and they might end the pandemic overnight
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Thu April 29, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
You were supposed to throw axes while sober?
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
You were supposed to throw axes while sober?
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Wed April 28, 2021
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, free beer May 19th-31st in CT if you're vaccinated. Book your pub crawls now. Free hangover day is June first
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Can't tell what brand of beer it is. So something of value may have been lost
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Can't tell what brand of beer it is. So something of value may have been lost
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New beer tastes bad on purpose to highlight how climate change could affect the beer industry
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
New beer tastes bad on purpose to highlight how climate change could affect the beer industry
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Larry Kudlow shocked and disgusted to find out that in Biden's America people are forced to drink beer made from *hand clutches pearls* plants
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kansas Gov decides that maybe, just maybe, allowing kids who aren't considered mature enough to buy beer to carry concealed is a BAD idea
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Historic 110-year old pub forced to close because A: It had a fire? B: The roof collapsed? or C: Its beer garden is too tall?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"As 2021 sees systemic changes in how consumers purchase goods and services it made me realize that some Ontarians have a fundamental misconception about what The Beer Store is and is not"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"As 2021 sees systemic changes in how consumers purchase goods and services it made me realize that some Ontarians have a fundamental misconception about what The Beer Store is and is not"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Judge: "I must advise members of the jury that the accused have no defence in law for their actions." Jury: "Hold our beers"
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Fri April 23, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Someone finally finds a use for an IoT web-tracking gadget: keeping tabs on beer kegs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair torches Justice Beer Bro
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Thu April 22, 2021
(American Chemical Society)
 
 
 
They found a way to use their grant money to drink beer, that's gotta be a heartfelt hero tag
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(American Chemical Society)
 
 
 
They found a way to use their grant money to drink beer, that's gotta be a heartfelt hero tag
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Have a Guinness for justice.*Towel not included
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Naked woman: "I'm a beer drinker, hell raiser, yeah" State Police; "Well, baby, don't you wanna come with me?"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Naked woman: "I'm a beer drinker, hell raiser, yeah" State Police; "Well, baby, don't you wanna come with me?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone owes that announcer a beer
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Free beer money for the vaccinated Texans, not so fast, y'all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Transportation, festivals, shoes, actors, and beer are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 4-10 Time to Mow the Yard Edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch and the NRA are teaming up, which is not chilling at all. In fact it may be pretty cool
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Natty Light popsicles are now available across our great land
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Natty Light popsicles are now available across our great land
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Because if there is one thing we have learned, it's that drinking alcohol boosts our memory
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK will consume 5,000,000 pints of beer on the first Friday night of loose Covid restrictions, and there will be a rise in profits and Covid cases nationwide
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Thu April 15, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is it more humane to provide a shipping container tiny home for the homeless than doing nothing? Is a McDonalds burger better than no food? Are free sandals better than no shoes? Is Bud lite better than no beer? Wait, forget that last one
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Cool: free beer for receiving your Covid-19 vaccine. Meh: it's Budweiser
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Wed April 14, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hit it. This ain't no disco. It ain't no country club, either. I like a good beer buzz early in the morning. All I wanna' do is have some fun when the sun comes up over the MSNBC discussion thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
New study shows that cramming 1/3 less people into a flying beer can reduces Covid transmission rates by, drum roll please... one third. That's right folks, 1/3
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your robotic dog wants beer
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Brewery rolls out limited-edition camouflage cans to support Veterans, sell more beer
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Tue April 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday
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(Pitch KC)
 
 
 
New brew honors Negro Leagues with 'Tip Your Cap' baseball beer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco urges people to hit the bars and spread Covid instead of buying booze at its stores
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Mon April 12, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Twenty tons of Bud Light spills on Georgia interstate, and nothing of value was lost
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With power tools, bikes, racks of sporting goods, workshop benches, beer fridges, tiki torches in the corners, and maybe an ICE car or two, is there even room to install high-juice power ports in your garage for the coming EVs?
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Fri April 09, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man modifies robot dog to piss beer
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
14 best drunk board games. List fails without Campaign for North Africa: The Desert War 1940-43
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Thu April 08, 2021
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Humans had beer 45,000 years ago, probably
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon now brewing its own beer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazon now brewing its own beer
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
I'll see your free doughnut and raise you a free beer
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Wed April 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southerners: "My, what wonderful weather we're having." Weather: "Hold my beer"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft now submerging servers in liquid baths for more efficient cooling. Note to Drew: NOT BEER
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors announces release of even more watered down version of its already bland beer
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coors announces release of even more watered down version of its already bland beer
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Aussie PM drops the C word in press conference to describe one of his Ministers. Add the boot and a beer and you have the most Australian thing ever
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(National Today)
 
 
 
If you ever needed a reason to drink a bunch on a Wednesday, this is it: today is National Beer Day
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(National Today)
 
 
 
If you ever needed a reason to drink a bunch on a Wednesday, this is it: today is National Beer Day
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"If you see a clear bottle you won't expect anything too crazy"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"If you see a clear bottle you won't expect anything too crazy"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Older millennials are burdened by housing costs, avocados, and craft beer
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Chattanooga Beer & Wrecker Board suspends permits for Night Owl, Chattanooga Billiard Club. Try as might, I do not understand the "Wrecker" part
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