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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish beer gardens to reopen today after thirsty Scots wait 105 days for a pint. Surely this will end as well as what happened in London
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've been a very good bunch of Farkers. First a *new* Randy Rainbow *now* Sarah Cooper explains "How To Mask"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry Mets fans hoping to rehear the glories of the 1980s teams on the radio, most of WFAN's Mike and the Mad-puppy's catalog has been destroyed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Georgia Tech's faculty have been turned into rambling wrecks upon hearing the news that the university plans to reopen its campus
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Hold my beer the 4th of July edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 2.5-year-old grandson has been having a recurring nightmare about a lady who tells him she needs something in his room and wants to put something on his foot. He's potty training and has a 4 week-old sister. How can we help him through this?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I don't want to alarm anyone but while we've all been obsessed with coronavirus, the arctic circle in Siberia is literally on fire
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(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Terry Francona: "Even at my age, you don't want to be too old to learn or to realize that maybe I've been ignorant of some things, and to be ashamed of it, and to try to be better"
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe they should have attached a case of beer to the request
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since we lost Bob Ross. Let's all raise a brush and remember the happy little trees and the best 'fro in public television history
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember convicted Trump lawyer Michael Cohen? Well he's been caught at a NYC restaurant ...which could now land him back in prison
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World
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(NewsCenter Maine)
 
 
 
Amateurs and dipshiats are out in force in the wilderness of Maine, with three rescues in the three days since Mt. Katahdin's been open to hiking
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
So long smooth hand fluke It's been good to know you
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(LebTown)
 
 
 
If you've been leaving hundreds of golf balls around Palmyra, PA, people would very much like to know why
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
If you've been using EncroChat, quick, tell us a CSB before you get arrested and hauled off to prison
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News wonders when masks "got political," clearly hasn't been paying attention to own network
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Here's a bird's-eye view of a feathery-like galaxy that has been discovered
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than cable management in your new PC it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Hue & Trackmania are free @ Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: Last game(s) you bought? FYI: Castle Crashers & Pit People bundle is on sale @ Steam
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
This Fourth of July weekend you better spend it drinking beer, smoking pot, and listening to Willie Nelson host his annual Independence Day celebration on satellite radio
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Trump Believes That He Is Losing Because He Hasn't Been Racist Enough. Subby bets that surprises no one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pence's trip to Arizona had to be delayed a day because several of the Secret Service agents preparing for the trip came down with COVID. I guess that explains why he's been wearing a mask lately
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Those college "pay to get COVID" parties are as well-sourced and real as the injecting of the marijuanas. "Has not been able to verify such parties have taken place" shoulda told ya
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Thu July 02, 2020
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Army: Your son deserted the Army so he will not be getting a military funeral. Family: He went missing right before he'd have been honorably discharged and was found in a shallow grave. Army: He really wanted to desert, now get out of my office
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(Politico)
 
 
 
HHS Secretary Alex Azar, as you would expect during a Pandemic, has been a very busy man lately, visiting hospitals, announcing awards, new initiatives, etc. Strangely however, he seems to only be going to major media markets in battleground states
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Birds. Not bears, or beets, or Battlestars Galacticae
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not the Onion: 103-year-old says 2020 has been the craziest year she's seen
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Cam Newton, enjoy your life in the Boston sports media hot zone for the next six months. "The only thing surprising has been the speed with which the first horrible sports radio segment got to air" - hey, they're just Doing Their Job
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kittahs posing like beefcake boys
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
I suppose it's ok to refer to something that's been happening continually for decades as happening "before the NBA's restart"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife has $100,000 in student loan debt from a Master's Degree program she got kicked out of. We've been married for six months. Every time I suggest she get a job, she says she'd rather die than not do something she loves. What do I do?"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News says Trump has always been very pro-mask but may not have said it in the "right way"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ever been to an Indian wedding? They're incredibly fun and massive three-day parties, until the groom dies on day two from Covid-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(KBJR6)
 
 
 
If you've been roaming the sewers of Duluth while nude, authorities would like to have a word with you, preferably from upwind
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't look bad for something that will taste like a beetroot soaked in coconut oil
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
People who left Twitter for "Free Speech" Social Network, Parler are flocking back to Twitter to complain that they've been banned from Parler for speaking freely
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Finally an age old question for men has been answered: New research finds the perfect penis size to make a woman orgasm. Also helps if it's attached to George Clooney
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Only in Milwaukee will you find a group of nuns hosting a drive through beer garden raising money for charity. Stop by for some Ale Mary Hefe Wiesen
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hmmm, so we've been tracking Russian bounty money transfers? Hey, did you happen to see any of that bounty money go to an account at Deutsche Bank that belongs to a certain tiny-brained charlatan?
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
It turns out that Kellyanne's daughter Claudia is also super anti-Trump and has been all over TikTok about it
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo finally picks up the Drew time traveling story. Apparently his responses have been going viral on TikTok as well
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Good morning New York. It's been a nice three month reprieve but it's time to move your cars again so the bullet casings can be swept away
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline"
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Beluga whale spotted off San Diego is farthest south the species has been documented on West Coast
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dad had been poisoning my mother's food for years; she found out by accident. Naturally, they're getting a divorce, but my mom is insisting my siblings and I attend group therapy with her. I find it useless; how can I tell her I am over it?"
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WonderWall)
 
 
 
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli have been pushed out of the exclusive Bel-Air Country Club after their guilty pleas. Where's my damn violin
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The worm people have finally been exposed after scientists find giant 600-mile wide "megastructures" buried deep below Earth's surface. We will rue the day that we dug this deep (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian jewel beetles have taught us a lot about porn, men, and marriage ...which if you must know started when we found them copulating with empty beer bottles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I know we've all been through a lot lately but the anguish of not having shredded cheese for your fajitas is more than a person should have to bear
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Have Republicans ever been on the right side of history?
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Director Josh Trank has been talking with fans on Twitter about his Fantastic Four movie. It hasn't been going well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci has now been banned from talking to the media for what are, I'm sure, very innocent reasons
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'd like a beer and 85 COVIDs to go
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero school of Reporting: Those who have not been brainwashed to hate LGBTQ by religion are more accepting of LGBTQ
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If there's any justice in the world, yes. With the way 2020 has been going, his political career will probably end after he's caught blowing Bubbles the clown
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unknown currents in Southern Ocean have been observed with help of seals. Rangers, SAS, Spetsnaz, and KSK last not seen
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Applebee's. Can I get you started with some disinfectant?" Finally an appetizer that's, well, appetizing
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Report from intelligence agencies finds Russia offered bounties for killing US troops in Afghanistan and that some bounties have been paid. Trump responds decisively by "deliberating for months"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The so-called cyanide bomb was not the work of some rogue actor or terrorist cell. It had been installed by a federal employee on official business." "The US government put (it) 350ft from my house, and killed my dog and poisoned my child"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surely there can't be a worse disaster in 2020 than we've already had right? China and India: Hold my beer
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
MAGAs following Ted Cruz and Devin Nunes from Twitter over to Parler ought to know that most of the available N-word user names have already been snapped up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to make you rage quit than Ninja Gaiden on NES it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Aer and Stranger Things 3 free at Epic.What have you been playing this week? Side note: upcoming game you're most looking forward to? Crusader Kings III?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally one of the world's elusive poo joggers has been caught with his pants down and cornered
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A doctor has seen some shiat. This would be fine if the doctor had been a proctologist, but she's a physiotherapist
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anyone old enough to remember ol' Jack Abramoff? Well he's been out of prison since 2010, aaaaaaaaaaand, well looks like he's going back
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
"The author inadvertently offers readers hope that there's been a major improvement - because the author himself is no longer in the White House"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Subby has been saying Sean Hannity is a disease for years, but just because now science agrees, all of a sudden the WAPO jumps on the bandwagon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Astros owner wants fans in the stands so he can sell overpriced watered down cold beer
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
3D printed shoe inserts for the 'feetus may have new hope for those with the 'beetus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Wray revealed there had been a 1,300 percent increase in espionage investigations into the Chinese region in the past decade and said the party was actively spying on Fortune 100 countries and trying to influence US politics" China don't play nice
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The price of honey has almost doubled in the past 10 years but US beekeepers are getting stung
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Toyota's Yaris has been forsaken on road dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to Cadet Bone Spur Baby Bunker's Tulsa rally, dozens Secret Service officers have been order to self-quarantine for 14-days after two of their colleagues tested positive for the coronavirus
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(Nature)
 
 
 
COVID-19 might trigger the 'beetus
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Red states reopening has been a disaster, and Republican governors are openly panicking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can run but it won't matter, the 2020 NYC Marathon has been canceled
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Miley says she's been sober for six months -- in a row?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As if Trump wants to slap $3.1 billion in additional tariffs on goods from the UK, France, Germany and Spain. Items include olives, coffee, chocolate, beer, gin, some trucks and machinery
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Why would I, a guy who's been accused of being a racist on numerous occasions, be racist to Winona Ryder? I was just being flirtatious - and calling ladies "oven dodgers" is one of my signature moves. It's called negging, ever heard of it?
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(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Organization that does its best to shield bad cops from consequences claims that they have been besmirched and that really it's not their fault
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever bought the "wrong" beer? Did you just drink it or take it back? Got a case of Busch light and trying to decide
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Tue June 23, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Seattle: well kids, it's been fun, but after two shootings, it's time for police to take back the zone
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple will let you tap on the back of your phone for customizable actions. Joe Biden: what's the big deal? I've been tapping on backs and then some for decades, but now you can tap to launch my app
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious Tag lights itself on fire, Parades down Main Street with a 76-piece marching band and then explodes in a glorious display of pyrotechnics that can been seen from space
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica Deputy Managing Editor Eric Umansky's family saw an unmarked NYPD cruiser hit a Black teenager last Halloween. He tried to find out how it happened, instead finds a whole crap load of sh*t the NYPD has been hiding from public scrutiny
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
PotatoFest has been cancelled. No, this isn't subby's family reunion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee on tearing down Confederate statues: "This is a violation of everything civil about us and it's also people deciding that they are their own government." You know who ELSE decided that they are their own government?
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Remember Boeing's 737 MAX? It's been a few days, so here's a new piece with even more bad news
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kim John-Un plans aerial assault on Worst Korea using loud music, cigarette butts. Might have just been cheaper to announce a kegger in Seoul on Facebook (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't drink beer in China, it might tear your bladder apart
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
"Other officers arrived on scene to investigate and said Hogue had glassy eyes and slightly slurred speech. While questioning him, Hogue allegedly admitted to drinking seven glasses of a whiskey-beer mixture before going on duty"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "best" sports memoirs to the left, everything that should have been on the list to the right. You know what to do
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While everybody else has been looking everywhere else, China just launched the final satellite in her own GPS system
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK naval warship worth over $1.5 billion has been drydocked for over four years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz has been having a one-sided conversation with an unknown accuser all day on Twitter
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out it was impossible for those NYC cops to have been poisoned by Shake Shake because Shake Shack didn't even know the order was for cops and it was sealed when they arrived, but that didn't stop NYPD from launching an inquisition
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Subway will no longer offer roast beef and rotisserie-style chicken on sandwiches due to "corporate-side menu restructuring." Less meat, more yoga-mat bread
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Hold out all you people who have been living off the measly $1,200 the US government gave you way back when, a second coronavirus stimulus payment could be approved by Congress by August 8. Maybe it will last you until the second wave passes
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(FactCheck)
 
 
 
That Craigslist ad seeking "minority actors" to cheer and wave signs at the Trump rally was a fake, of course; and you know this because if it had been real there would have been at least SOME people at the really
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An attorney has been compiling a list of "isolated incidents" of police misconduct caught on video during the protests in a single twitter thread. When this was greenlit 18 days ago, he was up to 238. It is now up to 597 incidents, and still counting
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So FTA it's pretty clear: Donald had a meeting with Mary Trump's brother, and had screwed-over his own father after he'd been diagnosed with Alzheimer's
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"The president, who had been warned aboard Air Force One that the crowds at the arena were smaller than expected, was stunned, and he yelled at aides backstage while looking at the endless rows of empty blue seats in the upper bowl of the stadium"
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Sun June 21, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since the quarantining put an end to taping before studio audiences, Samantha Bee took her show to the wilds of a nondescript Canadian forest. Each week, her team has put out a show just like before. Here are some videos showing how they did it
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Five words to green: bumbling pair of beer thieves
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Is your employer required to report workplace cases of COVID-19? Short answer: no. Longer: mayyyyybeeeee
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
That six feet college socially distant rule will be broken the first time someone says I got some beer in my dorm
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Royalty have been getting it on with their own kin for longer than we ever suspected
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's the fastest way to chill your warm bottle beer or wine using SALT, ice and water during this scorching summer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's "Big Honky Tonk Steakhouse" in Nashville, TN has its beer permit yanked for Covid-related health code violations. In other news, simply being a restaurant owned by Kid Rock somehow isn't its own health code violation
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Where Disney removed other cult Fox titles from fan circulation, public screenings of Rocky Horror have been allowed to continue. Rocky Horror is the Frankenstein story: Frank couldn't control Rocky - he did what he wanted. This is the same thing"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Things are getting serious, the Jekyll Island Shrimp & Grits Festival has been canceled for November
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan finally opens its baseball season - "I know the support I felt and a bunch of other players have felt from the fans and staff has been unbelievable." Meanwhile in the US owners and players are too pig-headed to play ball
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP can't deal with Biden's low-key campaign as subtlety has never been their strong suit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than trying to remember if you already own a game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pathway free at Epic. Eye of the Beholder Trilogy free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Gaming story you're genuinely proud of?
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
America's oldest mystery may have been solved. Also, what's a Croatoan?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has been training hard for the debates against Joe Biden. By September he may even be able to lift a glass of water with one hand
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A guy made a Beer Facemask for day drinking while social distancing, but the only thing this is gonna really protect you from is being sober
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Robinhood claims its first victim, and he wasn't one of The Rich. Fark: He might not have been one of the Poor, either and may have killed himself because he misread his complicated account statement
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New fuel cells have been created with twice the juice of hydrogen, practically none of the pulp
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Two distinguishing features of the Trump administration are its radical policy agenda and how absolutely incompetent it has been at putting that agenda into law
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turns out Matt Gaetz does have a live boy he's been hiding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee and Tony Perkins named to steering committee because aparently the Southern Baptist Convention is too liberal and needs strong conservative voices
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The medicinal leech's genome has been mapped by a team of researchers. "Hey, who's the scientist around here," asks medieval barber Theodoric of York
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Beer Historian documents the COVID-19's impact on brewing, being that it's the biggest blow to the holy beer since Prohibition
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protests have been ongoing across the country for three weeks -- but do not appear to correlate with any increased rate of coronavirus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh pubs and clubs must get rid of 2.8 million pints of stale, out-of-date beer. Subby wonders why "just call it microbrew and send it to America" isn't on the list of solutions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ever heard of the Battle Creek Rumble Bees? Well they are officially the worst team in professional hockey at 1-45-2
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Variety)
 
 
 
You've been warned .... 10 Movies that now need a warning label. Melting, melting awayyy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All you students using Adobe's Creative Cloud for free these days better start saving your beer money
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
It's the Fark News Livestream today at 5:30pm eastern Hoooooly crap it's been a busy couple of days. Odds are you missed some or most of what we'll be talking about. All the important stuff plus a surprising amount of news-related flatulence
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
National tick surveillance survey identifies gaps to be filled. It must have been a nightmare getting into all those dogs' ears and bears' butts
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
How has Trump's presidency been an abject failure? Let Maddow count the ways
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been binge-watching Space Force and now apparently my inner monologue has enabled John Malkovich mode. What would you say in his voice if you could?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Bumble Bee tuna CEO gets sentenced to 40 months for price fixing. That's gotta sting
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chokeholds, which were banned by the NYPD in 1993 (and the department's been fighting another ban of since 2014, a fight they surrendered in the last week), have now been SUPER DUPER banned - this time, by Executive Decree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can add 'Ignoring your call light for a beer or cocktail' to the list of things airlines are now doing to make flying during a pandemic even less appealing
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
White Americans are increasingly likely to say businesses should open up, even if it puts people's lives at risk. Black & Latino Americans: "We've been trapped in here with you nutjobs for 400 years, why should we expect anything different now"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida, to New York and New Jersey: "Hold my beer"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For decades now, across the entire nation, we've been banning police chokeholds. Yet, inexplicably, police keep choking people. It's a mystery, I suppose. Very mysterious
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U-Chicago tracking survey says just 14% of Americans say they are "very happy" right now, down from 31% last year, and that number has NEVER been lower than 29% since they started conducting this survey...almost 50 years ago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British researchers announce cheap, widely available drug is effective at treating COVID-19. American doctors shake their heads sadly, if only the drug had been expensive and under patent, they could have saved lives
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I don't want her, you can have her, she's to .... ahh the hell with it, I'm done with the sexy time. Diego the tortoise with the "species saving sex drive" has been put out to pasture
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The latest side effect of the 'rona? The 'beetus. OH, COME ON
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
62-year old veteran reported missing lass month from a Massachusetts VA hospital has been found, or what's left of him anyway, because someone at the hospital apparently decided to "get their steps in" and take the stairs instead of the elevator
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The handling of Covid has been so bad in Belarus, President Lukashenko may finally be toppled after 26 years. Of course, the first opposition candidate is already in jail and the second just had his company's office raided, but there's a chance
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Economic fallout from a pandemic hitting UK was never modelled, senior civil servants admit. Sir Humphrey says it would have cost money, been depressing and required the government come up with a plan
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
A third body hanging from a tree has been discovered. This time in Houston (link updated)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dedicated boozers emerge from lock down to pack re-opened beer hall at 6 am
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(Earth Justice)
 
 
 
In other SCOTUS news, The Clean Water Act was upheld in a 6-3 vote. Justice Beer Bro was convinced to vote to uphold the act when someone explained that they needed clean water to make beer
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Maria Ressa, a Filipino journalist whose online newspaper has been routinely critical of dictator Rodrigo Duterte, has been found guilty of "cyber libel." Cyber police unavailable for comment
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: the Chinese activists who re-uploaded a magazine article have been jailed because of [a] copyright infraction [b] 'reasons' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Connie Brooks' friends think she's overworked, Liz goes to secretarial school to get a job at George's bank & Professor Thorpe's bathysphere has been sitting on the bottom of the ocean for a week, wot Superman do? Paul's Memory Bank starts at 8PM EDT
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"You've been left out of conversation because you're f*cking terrible at conversing. If a high school debate team argued their rebuttals by tear-gassing the other team, they wouldn't be invited back to regionals," John Oliver says of police unions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Serial flight risk and company coffers raider Carlos Ghosn has been saying all along they were out to get him, and now he may have the emails to prove it
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
If you live in Florida, first of all, we're sorry. Secondly, don't lose your Frisbee
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Fark's very own Phil Plait tells you to relax, that the Mayans didn't say you were going to die this weekend either. Which, of course, is exactly what people in on the cover-up have been told to say
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
♫ ♬It's been 2 weeks since Sean Hannity said there would be civil war in every city♫ ♬
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Annnnnnd here's Beelzebub, with your weekend weather"
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Sun June 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
40,000 pounds of ground beef recalled due to E. coli concerns. Still not enough coronavirus concerns to stop producing it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wtf. It's a duck. Three of em. Beep, Peep and Meep
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney files dozens of lawsuits, contesting its 2019 property taxes are too high - again. "Walt Disney World Resort 'had been undervalued for decades by previous property appraisers'"
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"In the history of politics, I think I can say there's never been any group or any person that's had rallies like I do." Oh, we can think of ONE "group or person", Mr. President
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
AI writes a Metallica song, does a better job than Metallica has been doing lately (especially the drumming)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"They have destroyed our furniture, given us innumerable scratches and scars, and gone through enough cat litter to occupy several landfills. And it's been wonderful". Welcome to Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes' attorney says he's at a "dead end" in search for identity of @DevinCow, claims the steaks are high and Nunes has a valid beef. Judge is not amoosed, takes stock, says he smells bull
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Josh Allen gets drunk on Corona (beer) and buys a new Allstate insurance plan because his Copperfit knee band doesn't really work as advertised
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump has been consistently racist for decades
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
The Verizon logo has been removed from 375 Pearl Street (the "Verizon Building"). Photoshop what should go in its place
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People aren't still having sex... It's been going on for quite awhile... Perhaps it's not fashionable... It has now gone out of style... People aren't still having sex... People aren't still having sex... People aren't still having sex
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The potential beginning of life has been simulated in a lab. "In the beginning, there was the vesicle"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hello, Isle of Wight Festival, is it Lionel Riche you've been looking for?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The final song recorded by John Prine, entitled "I Remember Everything," has been released. You can listen to it now to the left and get emotional to the right
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have been married two years; he has a 12- and 14-year-old daughter. They alternate living with us and their mom weekly. My husband and I want a child together, but his daughters are vehemently opposed because their mom is. What do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than convincing your SO to go raiding on your anniversary it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Ark and Samurai Shodown: NG Collection free at Epic. Speaking of anniversaries June 12th is the 5th anniversary of TFFGT. What have you been playing?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guys have been right all along as health experts say it's better to leave the toilet seat up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee House of Representatives votes to keep historical bust of Ku Klux Klan leader on display in State Capitol, arguing it's been there since 1978
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember how the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012? Well, some Poindexters did the math and found it's set to end on June 21, 2020. Been nice knowing all of ya
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"But over the years, others have been hit and killed by trains on the trestle while searching for the Pope Lick Monster as part of a local urban legend that suggests "the goat man" can be summoned by stepping on the trestle or by crossing it"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"I should not have been there"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Seattle "autonomous zone" now has a warlord that has been assaulting residents who disobey him
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It appears someone has been quite severely triggered by the removal of racist memorials. Hmmm.... why could that be?
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Tech company wants to give people microphones so their sounds of watching the game at home can be combined into crowd sounds for fan-less broadcasts. Get ready for lots of belching, beer farts and yelling at spouses
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Does booze have an African heritage? The odds are pretty sweet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK rocked by beer brewing shutdown causing Marmite supplies to dry up
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Wed June 10, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Even though Tim LaHaye had nothing to do with writing this, Enoch has been Left Behind (in 1931). The rest of Marvel's Agents of SHIELD are in the 1950s as they attempt to stop the Chronicoms from undoing SHIELD's formation at 10 PM ET on ABC
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(Some Wizards of the Coast)
 
 
 
Cool: "There's no place for racism in our game, nor anywhere else [...] We should have been better, we can be better, and we will be better." Fark: Magic the Gathering
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with the Wednesday Fark News Livestream at 7pm Eastern. This week has been so busy most folks missed the aliens trying to contact us. Only partly kidding, that and more at 7pm
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Domestic violence calls have been a "roller coaster" in North Alabama since COVID-19 first hit. Obvious tag says it still loves COVID despite all of that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany: Trump has been working *snicker* quietly and diligently *snort* on a legitimate *SNORT* proposal that addresses *haha* legitimate protester issues *BWAHAHAHAHAHA* Oh, and no, you can't see it
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It has also been suggested we should rename our great stockades and military prisons to Fort Bonespurs or Bunker biatch
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Creator of ABC's "The Goldbergs" has been writing a "Goonies II: Never Say Die" script for nine years and will get a chance to pitch it to Richard Donner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby misses plush car seats like this. Has there been any car manufactured in the past 15 years that has seats like these?
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(Slate)
 
Weeners
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband and I have been together for 15 years; we have two kids. My hubby's really average in bed; he loves giving oral sex but is terrible. He's also got a small penis and my desire for a bigger guy is driving me mad. Affair or no?"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Massive, 30-foot beehive removed from wall of house, will cool pics of removal
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mainframe era: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM. Cloud Computing era: Hold my beer and watch me think
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Human remains found on the property of Lori Vallow's husband. Remember her? Her previous two husbands died, as did her brother, and her new husband's wife. Oh, and her kids have been missing since September
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Tue June 09, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Tokyo, world's first IKEA convenience store opens inside firm's first ever "urban" store, sells Tunnbröd, eco bags, plant-based cup ramen, craft coffee, Swedish craft beer and cinnamon rolls. The clerks don't know anything about Star Wars
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not from who you expect. "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect. We've been left out of the conversation. It's disgusting"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another mysterious radio burst that has been repeating every 157 days. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be someone using a defective microwave next door like the last time
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The arsonist has been tasked with putting out the fire
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida man lets 12-year-old drive Jeep 85 mph... He also told officers he had been drinking
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The global glut in diamonds is so enormous it has brokers crying in debeers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In retrospect, competing in the Miss Hitler contest might have been a mistake
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Wendy's says its beef supply is almost back to normal
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man takes a crossbow arrow to the chest, casually walks into hospital knowing that if it was to the knee it would have been more difficult to casually walk (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two Atlanta police officers say they shouldn't have been fired for stopping a car, smashing its windows and yanking the passengers out before they knew what was going on
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Roll out the saki barrels & Asahi beer. New Japan Pro Wrestling announce their return to action starting June 15th. Special matches & New Japan Cup info in video
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how the re-opening of Texas is going. As expected, it's a whole lot of "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lobbying firm severs ties with former Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.) following days of anti-racism protests across the country. When asked for a response, Lott said, "I would never have problems like this if Strom Thurmond had been elected president"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're really industrious and can build a beer keg vertical grill, marinate some pork shoulder, and stack it all up on a spit, you too can enjoy some Al Pastor tacos, just in time for Taco Tuesday
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Liquid crystal elastomers (LCEs): the bees knees today, yours tomorrow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hidden camera video from inside Trump's bunker has been released
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Have your neighbors been in extreme lockdown for weeks, or are they already dead?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"The president is very much against kneeling in general," probably because he hasn't been able to do in personally over 30 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot says officer who was photographed flipping the bird to protesters should be fired. In Chicago? Time was, a officer who ONLY flipped off a protester would have been given a medal for decorum and restraint
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(Time)
 
 
 
Attacks on journalists have been coming at a much faster rate than usual. "It's a scale that we have not seen before"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Confederate memorial that should have never been built is coming down in Indianapolis
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee livid to discover he is one of the few Republican men left on his knees for Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can now hire Seb Gorka to record video messages for people you hate and it will only cost ya $25. Subby will send the same person an angry text for beer money
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Scientists now say drinking lots of beer may improve concentration and reduce risk of dementia, but you smart Farkers already knew this
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gregg Popovich says out loud what a lot of white people have been thinking
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Sun June 07, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Forrest Fenn treasure has been found. My last reason to go camping is gone
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Prince would have been 62 today. Honor the Purple One by listening to his second greatest song and enjoying some pancakes
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg is going to vote for the first time in 2020. "For many years, they had me brainwashed thinking that you couldn't [vote] because you had a criminal record....My record's been expunged, so now I can vote"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meal Team 6 celebrates epic victory over AntiFa terrorist cell, which apparently were too scared by REAL MURCANS to even try to come and burn down their Applebee's
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz can finally flush the constitution he has been using for the last 3 months
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
A Pittsburgh man who was seen on video placing a backpack full of homemade bombs downtown has been charged. Apparently 10 more backpacks have been found in his home
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mankind has been battling mosquitoes for centuries, and it turns out their secret weakness is...Perlite?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
George Floyd's killer, Derek Chauvin, has now been accused of illegally voting. In Florida. In 2016 and 2018. As a registered Republican
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The magnetic field of the solar corona has been unveiled by scientists, reviled by racists
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Less likely to end your marriage than Overcooked (free at Epic) co-op it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Delores: ATPA free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Game(s) you enjoy but have trouble finding others to play with?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo talking about the police brutality at the protests on Thursday: "They don't do that. That'd be illegal". Governor Cuomo today after the video with the old man in Buffalo went viral: "I appear to have been mistaken"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"I don't believe there's ever been a good person of color killed by a police officer" writes former mayor of Temecula, CA. in an email
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kermit's been discovered in Costa Rica, Miss Piggy's still incognito
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Many patients with kidney failure regret initiating dialysis, that 17th beer
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID is still killing 1,000 Americans a day, let's check in with Dr. Fau... what's that? He's been locked out of the White House for 5 weeks?
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An attorney has been compiling a list of "isolated incidents" of police misconduct during the protests in a single twitter thread. Nearly every incident is on video. He's up to 238 and still counting
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(City and State NY)
 
 
 
DeBlasio's mayoralty has been such a cluster that #BLM and Giuliani are now agreeing with each other
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
What ever a Jake Paul is has been charged by police for allegedly participating in a 'riot'
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
There's never been a better time to get your ass to Mars. Bring three hands
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
These two crazy kids thought they'd just stop by the church to beg Beelzebub for a fresh baby to eat, then maybe over to Coldstone for a scoop of rum raisin
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
In annual remembrance of Cleveland's Ten Cent Beer Night in 1974, two forgotten items: The Texas Rangers had held their own Ten Cent Beer Night earlier in the season; the Indians held another Ten Cent Beer Night a month later with zero rioting
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham thinks it is "unfair" how for the last three-and-a-half years Trump has been held up to the standards of a U.S. president
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day, June 4th, we take time to remember Ten Cent Beer Night
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's bars reopen with a million beers waiting as lockdown at home gives way to heaven on earth
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Single molecules have been captured on video at an unprecedented 1,600 frames per second. This is really, really cool but it's going to kill your data cap
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
To help boost sales in their reopening, Cracker Barrel will offer beer and wine
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It has been almost a whole week since 54,000 gallons of raw sewage spilled into the water; I'm sure it's safe for swimming by now
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers responds to Drew Brees: "It has never been about an anthem or a flag". Touchdown
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Spanish porn star who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
One other thing these protests have been good for is getting rid of Civil War participation trophies glorifying the Confederacy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump still pretending to be 6'3", also his White House physical has been released
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Portraits of Humanity shortlist has been named, here are a few examples. Enjoy
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
A man, charged with no crime, has been convicted by the Twitter fingers of the President of the United States
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Under Alabama law, removing Confederate monuments can result in $25,000 fine against city, county doing so. Tennessee Valley Progressive Alliance: "Hold my beer"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Because of the pandemic, there has been a Zoom boom
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In the wake of the protests and unrest in Minneapolis, some of the best on-scene reporting has been done by...a sports anchor?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
" I've been on antidepressants for nearly 25 years now, and after multiple attempts to wean myself off I realize I'll be on them forever. The problem is, they've killed my sex drive. How can I get my groove back?"
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(US Department of Defense)
 
 
 
SECDEF Mark Esper is pissed about the negative press he's been getting about Monday's photo op. Wants to flush out any that may be swirling around and really clear the air
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(Some Sci-fi Guy)
 
 
 
The oldest independent science fiction bookstore in America has been disintegrated
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
What the actual Fark: More than half the Minneapolis police union board members have been involved in shootings, and the union head has been in 3. UltraFark: They don't get PTSD because shooting at people doesn't bother them
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you get a call from a number you don't recognize, don't automatically ignore it. The person on the other end could be calling from County Public Health Services to tell you you've been exposed to COVID-19." - yeah, good luck with that one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The entire perimeter of the White House has been fenced off...but let's not assume that we're safe from Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NPR reporter follows gang of club and axe toting white guys around Philly all day as they threaten black people, rub shoulders with cops, and then beat the reporter when they realize he's been recording (tag is for him)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If the media had been writing headlines like this 5 years ago, we wouldn't have this asshole in office
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Looks like drugmaker Gilead's been experimenting with insider trading
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic there has been a decrease in the number of predators trying to physically meet up with kids. But cockroaches always find a way
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
 
 
"The riot control bees are in their holding yard waiting to clear the streets of Janesville and keep peace to this county. I'm willing to bring them in and kick them over if things get out of control"
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1980, CNN was launched as Ted Turner excavated Wolf Blitzer from the glacier he'd been frozen in since Neolithic times
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Washington on fire, the lights go out in the White House. Haven't the lights been out symbolically there for a few years already?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of Antifa?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You can get paid $20K to drink beer & hike the Appalachian Trail in 2021
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump adviser says the president has been over the whole coronavirus thing for a while and is instead focusing his desire on having a "fistfight" with Joe Biden
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Sun May 31, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Scientists find Skinny Gene. Fat Tony and Johnny Roastbeef would like to have a word
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(NASA)
 
 
 
CD2 has been named Endeavor in honor of the Space Shuttle in which both Bob and Doug first traveled to space. Cool story, eh?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Today is the birthday of Alexei Leonov, the first man to walk in space. He docked his Soyuz with an American Apollo spacecraft in 1975. The Soviets had also planned to make him the first Man on the Moon. He would have been 86
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court has been letting cops get away with murder for years
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Fri May 29, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's been almost two weeks since Arizona lifted its stay at home order. Let's see how they're...oh, lawd
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man charged with hate crimes for attempting to locate and kill North Koreans, in move that might hearten survivors of Heartbreak Ridge or the Chosin Reservoir if he hadn't been looking for them in an apartment complex gym
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, Charlie. The tuna melt's been here for years
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin has been arrested days later than necessary
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(Some British Cynics)
 
 
 
The great British public have decided to give their verdict on a £300 "Anti 5G USB Stick" that assorted nutters have recently been selling. The reviews make for some nice light reading in these troubled times
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Boy Meets World' porn star says the pandemic has also been a boon for her noting that homemade porn pays better than Disney. Savage
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(IntraFish)
 
 
 
To reel in millennials, Bumble Bee updates packaging, cans iconic mascot "to allow the benefits of the product to shine a bit more." Sorry, Horatio
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A 103 year-old woman beat Coronavirus, then cracked open a cold beer to celebrate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less of a challenge than Whitney and her Militank in Pokemon Crystal it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Borderlands: The Handsome Collection free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite Indie games? Tell us inside
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A Slatesplanation of why police responses to the anti-lockdown and George Floyd have been so very opposite from each other. Almost like, I dunno, they're hot and cold? No, maybe wet and dry? Dang, there's gotta be some opposite imagery that fits here
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN camera crew arrested on live TV in Minneapolis. They were standing where they were instructed to. The area was secured. UPDATE: They've been released
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Police called in to control crowds as beer is once again available in Mexico. It's not news, it's Fark.mx
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Is your hair cuttery reopening? Be ready to pay COVID fees, wash your own hair, and skip the chitchat with your stylist. You might as well stay home, get drunk and flowbee yourself (again)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ingraham: To all my African-American friends, as someone who has also been persecuted by law enforcement, Donald Trump feels your pain (how do we not have a WTF tag?)
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You aren't going to believe this...but Florida has been cooking the COVID books
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Instagram to begin paying influencers. Probably in crypto, possibly in meowmeowbeenz or even flooz
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After six-day manhunt, UConn student suspected in two murders and a kidnapping has been arrested, also facing extradition request from Greece, whose government demands he change his last name or take the middle name North
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Uncle Bunky you were the one, Uncle Bunky you were so much fun. Why yes a beer has been created in your honor. Prosit🍺
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tactical genius doggo puts the frisbee right where he knows the human will throw it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
No judgements, but it looks like Skynet's been dipping into the monkey pron lately
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments for the pandemic response have been extended to mid-August thereby allowing guardsmen to qualify for federal benefits. What's the catch? There's always a catch
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"National champion. N-A-T-I-O-N-A-L C-H-A-M-P-I-O-N. National champion. From home"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Having now been found miles away from the closest traps, it looks like murder hornets are going viral
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
People have been getting their Kegel's inn for nearly 100 years
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Top scientists figure out how to make craft beer more enjoyable to drink
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Look, someone had to sink lower than the Sandy Hook Truthers, so this high school wrestling coach decided to "prove" that George Floyd couldn't have been killed by a cop kneeling on his neck
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Hey little Farkers, I like beer and memes. Who's a cute little Farker? YOU ARE
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Black Death raised the wages of the peasants, and they spent it on better beer
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(Atomic Scientists Bulletin)
 
 
 
What do cocaine, sex, and whiskey have in common? At the very least, they have all been part of disinformation narratives on how to treat or prevent COVID-19
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After decades of searching, an historic Roman mosaic floor has been found under an Italian vineyard. Così combattuto
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been sexting my wife's aunt lately. Is that wrong? Should I not do that?"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Comments containing "communist bandit" and "50-cent party" have been getting you insta-censored by Google in China
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. now probing soaring beef prices around the nation ...after something smells fishy with the industry
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Ever been challenged to something by a person who doesn't know you're an expert at what you do? 30 funny stories to the left, your funny stories to the right
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Surprise birthday parade for 8-year-old boy battling cancer has 651 cars participating. There would have been 652, but subby had too much dust in eyes
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
South Africa banned alcohol sales during lockdown. So of course everyone started making their own beer. Out of pineapples
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen has been fired
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Christian rock singer: "I am now finding that I no longer believe in God. It didn't happen overnight or all of a sudden. It's been more like pulling on the threads of a sweater, and one day discovering that there was no more sweater left"
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
America: We've sure got some stupid conspiracies about COVID-19's origins. Britain: Hold our tepid beer
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This Memorial Day weekend has been another long year in politics, and it isn't even over yet
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Nothing better to cure subby of his itsy bitsy spider fear than an "augmented reality arachnophobia program". Now if you'll excuse me I'll be climbing out of my skin
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Mid-Day (India))
 
Weeners
 
Beefcake delivery service
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
President Trump's response to the Coronavirus has been brilliant. Here's what you don't understand. Article to the left, reasonable and calm commentary to the right
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CNN)