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Wed August 05, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Altoona Mirror)
 
 
 
Woman finds a man in her house holding a) a gun, b) a knife, or c) a Powerade and her fedora
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Playful otters in my bathtub. Playful otters on my bedroom wall. Playful otters in my socks
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Sun July 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I feel the need to complain that my girlfriend now only wants to have sex with me if her super hot besties can also join in on the fun. What's a guy to do in such a terrible situation?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
CannaSexual: Not just a 70s thing. "I came so hard, like repeatedly, and afterward I just hugged [my boyfriend] and cuddled up in his arms and just felt full-on blissed-out all over my body"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Things were going great, but then I knocked myself unconscious." People discuss their weird sex accidents, so share yours. Pregnancy doesn't count
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Wed July 22, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man trying to prove to police that his ex-girlfriend is a prostitute surprised to hear about voyeurism laws
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Creepy is finding an abandoned mansion filled with spooky dolls left to rot for 40 years after the owner's death. Priceless is having the movie rights for this soon-to-be horror flick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
What does Rock, Paper, Scissors have in common with brothels? If you don't know, read the article or ask your mom
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Minimum wage can't get you a two-bedroom apartment in any state
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Some words leave us speechless" - Some words have to go, so choose yours wisely
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Dispute over food leads to handrail to hand combat
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Make terrible movies. Make terrible records. That's fine. But you threaten a puppy, you better be ready for war (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man in custody after shooting leaves? But that's not even ...*checks notes*... Man in custody after shooting leaves woman dead. Ah, makes sense
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
You know America has truly gotten soft when there are Facebook pages dedicated to people sharing stories of how they survived growing up without air conditioning
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
This just in: sex always wins
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Fri June 19, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'What, are you going to shoot me?' said Florida man to his friend
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon.' Welcome home
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Colorado home made of shipping containers lists for a million six. Oh wait, underground bunker included
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pour me wine in a tumbler? You bet that's a pooping on your doorstep
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Jurassic Plant
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Mon June 01, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"She was tall, shapely and sultry, a German-born beauty with a sunny smile, bedroom eyes and a smokey voice who looked like Elke Sommer and spoke like Marlene Dietrich"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
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"I just spent lockdown with 70 spiders in my bedroom. Why, yes, I am Australian"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
N.J. woman accused of fatally beating wife with wine chiller captured in Texas. Wine chiller currently under interrogation Lone Star style
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Do you like fun and adventure? Don't let the boring facade of this 3 bedroom and one bath listing in Pittsburgh fool you, take a look at the batshiat insanity hidden inside
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
El Sobrante man arrested for killing 90-year-old grandmother. And for those who don't speak Spanish, 'El Sobrante' means 'The Sobrante'
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Sat May 09, 2020
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
"They got 5 pounds of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a pound of M&M's and two pounds of Sour Patch Kids and two bags of potato chips... two beers and two Diet Cokes and about 20 Zyrtecs." Sounds like quite the bear party
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fans of porn star Honey Gold you still have a chance with her, she says she'd 'definitely' sleep with you (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
When it comes to lewd prison video chats, Detective Assmann always gets his woman
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Thu April 30, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
"'Hero cat' alerts owner to burning slow cooker in the middle of the night. Supposed guard dog, meanwhile, offered little help"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith on quarantine with Will Smith: "[we] are in the process of him [learning] to love himself, me [learning] to love myself and us building a friendship." So, it's anger, masturbation, and separate bedrooms like normal folks, then?
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Crossbow-wielding man confronts visitor with ax to grind; quarrel ensues
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Mario Lopez would like everyone to know that he's getting laid more than you during quarantine
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Put your foot outside the covers, you're tempting fate. It's science
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Protip: Never call your girlfriend a "dirty little tomato," even during a moment of passion
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's go for the trifecta with this article on Salma Hayek's daughter's princess bedroom
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Journalist Jeff Weiner reports Austin Gillespie aka Augutus Sol Invictus ordered his wife to bring their kids to Dickson Azalea Park ― "or else." What a cock
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Somber Guy)
 
 
 
Parents leave their soldier son's bedroom set-up as a memorial after he was killed in battle - in World War ONE
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