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headlines found matching 'Beard'
Mon April 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Latest trend is women shaving their facial hair, inspired by celebs like Marilyn Monroe, Liz Taylor, Queen Elizabeth I, and various influencers. Dermaplane that peach fuzz right off of your face
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Little Lord Stankbeard offers free gym memberships to anyone who doesn't get vaccinated
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Tue March 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Your neckbeard is increasing your risk of getting covid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Your neckbeard is increasing your risk of getting covid
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Tue March 16, 2021
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, I doubt any virus could get through Florida Man's beard
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police describe the kidnapper as a master of disguise. Translation: he grew a beard
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Sat February 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The online community is having a field day with CPAC's Golden Idol. That and some guy in a beard and Hebrew robe keeps chucking stone tablets at it
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Designboom)
 
 
 
"Apple's latest emoji update supports vaccines and inclusivity". Also, they changed the headphone emoji to AirPods
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(Designboom)
 
 
 
"Apple's latest emoji update supports vaccines and inclusivity". Also, they changed the headphone emoji to AirPods
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Fri February 12, 2021
(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
Don't ride a shopping cart down a snowy hill and crash into a cop car. Unless you want to
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you want to be a hipster, but have trouble growing a beard? You can take a lesson from these hipsters from the 1800's
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Trends nobody wanted: Half-beards for halfwits
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now *there's* an obit
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son loves dinosaurs, but my husband insists on telling him that dinosaurs were created by a bearded invisible sky wizard 6,000 years ago and refuses to acknowledge science. I worry this fantasy world will have a negative impact. What do I do?"
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Wed January 20, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Going to guess "charges against two people who qualify for but do not have licenses to carry concealed handguns" is code for "white people"
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hipster stray cat with a moustache and goatee more cooler than you (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hipster stray cat with a moustache and goatee more cooler than you (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 15, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
In the mid-to-late 19th Century fashionable men sported some fancy facial hair styles. After losing popularity in the early 20th, beards seem to have made a minor comeback of late. Then there's this
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix' "History Of Swear Words" would be awesome even without a rugged and bearded Nic Cage (nsfw language, of farkin' course)
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Thu December 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Homeless man stumbles into barbershop to ask for razor to trim his overgrown beard, becomes a most handsome man and is reunited with his family who thought he was dead
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