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Sun August 02, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Trump campaign launches new initiative to reach rural voters in N. Carolina
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bear decides to have takeout
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Trees in Auburn Alabama can breathe a little easier now. Roll Damn Tide
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
New Jack the Ripper victim comes forward with 'details' of her slashies after partaking in 'past life regression' trend
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Wed July 29, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aaaaand...here comes another potential hurricane bearing down on Florida
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Mon July 27, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Garmin tries to get its bearings, begins recalculating after ransomware attack
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds offers $5,000 reward for little girl's stolen teddy bear. A very, very dusty teddy bear
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
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🎵HEY, De-zop-ba-roni/ Hap-da-dee-ba-lat Da-dat-dat-ron/ Hey, a-baby-dot-doo Zaba-doo-doo-day-doo-bop/ Doo-boo-doo-day, ze-bonz/ Za-bop-bop-bobby 🎶
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Officials at Big Bear Lake want you to know that signs warning of increased satanic cult activity are fake. Satanic cult activity in the area is at normal levels
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know what doesn't make a kid's water park fun? Bear spray
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bear walks into the house like it owns the place
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's friend wants to make some homemade vegan gummy bears because many of the ones sold in store have gelatin. Anyone know any good recipes?
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The bums chasing his majors record don't have a damn thing on the Golden Bear, just like COVID-19
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In Queensland, shark jumps you
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(Explore)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the fish are jumping and brown bears get fat. This is the Katmai Brooks Falls cam
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Oh look everyone it's a bear, he's coming right up to me and he's cute AAARGH
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't interrupt a bear making porridge in your kitchen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't interrupt a bear making porridge in your kitchen
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Murder hornets. New hotness: Karate bears
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Much cuter than it sounds, Nunchuck Bears
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Runner "collides" with bear in Glacier National Park. Someone forgot to yell "On your left"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Restaurant patrons forced to eat outdoors due to pandemic suddenly experience end of "Ratatouille"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bear attacks man inside his own home after unlocking front door. Still unclear why the man was in the bear's home to begin with
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bear attacks man inside his own home after unlocking front door. Still unclear why the man was in the bear's home to begin with
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not content with reliving the Plague and Quarantine episodes of Little House on the Prairie, Melissa Gilbert has befriended a bear while waiting out the pandemic. That's not a euphemism about Mr. Edwards
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you need to be told to not take selfies with bears, you may be in line for a Darwin award
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pet dogs may improve social-emotional development in young children as well as protect them from bullies, abandoned wells and burial caves, and rampaging bears
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and his ex-wife divorced after he said he didn't want kids. When he met me, I said I might want a kid; we just welcomed our baby boy. His ex left me a crazy voicemail saying he took her child-bearing years from her. Should I ignore it?"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Birds. Not bears, or beets, or Battlestars Galacticae
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good thing about the coronavirus pandemic is that we can have a bear cub tussle on the patio of Big Bend National Park basin lodge because all the humans are gone
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Bear spotted on University of Kentucky campus for first time since 1953
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"Are you TRYING to be stupid?" No, it's effortless
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Tue June 30, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wisconsin couple that helped free bear's head from tub of cheese balls grateful to have their snacks back
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Mon June 29, 2020
(TMZ)
 
Video
 
Winnie the Pooh rescued after going for a swim with his head stuck in a jar of honey. Oh bother
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I know we've all been through a lot lately but the anguish of not having shredded cheese for your fajitas is more than a person should have to bear
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Fri June 26, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this leaping bear
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Famed Winnie the Pooh apology note fetches £12,500 at auction, and contrary to legend does NOT include the phrase "...and the Eeyore you rode in on"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old tech workplace: oh yeah, goin' to campus, gettin' free lunch, backrubs, pingpong, gummy bears. New tech workplace: oh yeah, going to the hospital, getting my temp checked, waiting for my sterile elevator, filling out my contact-tracing survey
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Mon June 22, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sure, you have the right to bear arms, citizens, but police question your right to bear legs
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the oddest name you know of anyone giving their pet?
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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Fri June 19, 2020
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Was her name Goldilocks?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Welcome to Vermont. There are no billboards, but do watch out for crossing bear, moose, deer, 4 foot lizards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally An answer to the age old question: Does a bear shiat in the woods? Well, turns out a bear will shiat anywhere it damn well pleases
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Wed June 17, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
National tick surveillance survey identifies gaps to be filled. It must have been a nightmare getting into all those dogs' ears and bears' butts
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not content with banging bears, Vancouverite attempts to bang the whole city
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls making a modern-day Count of Monte Cristo movie set in Afghanistan, though it's unclear how much time will be spent on said count lost in the wilderness, surviving on distilled self-water
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
For bearded gents who wish to spend their day basking in the scent of flowers instead of their own flatulence
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A grizzly bear super mom famous for showing tourists her cubs at the roadside has given birth to her 17th baby despite being one of the oldest grizzlies to live outside a zoo
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Cal Bears infielder Darren Baker, son of Dusty, doesn't want to be swept up in any of this baseball coronavirus chaos, decides to go back to school for senior year and diploma
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Sat June 13, 2020
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Lonely bear happy to see kids after 3-months as St. Louis Zoo reopens
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
HBD Frank, ZZ Top's Beardless drummer
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(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Vancouver has banned bear banging, but if you are brave enough, I say, why not
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to take selfies with the bear. Also, lock down your picnic baskets
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to take selfies with the bear. Also, lock down your picnic baskets
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Despite the bearish market conditions, Fiat Chrysler to resume Panda production on June 16
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The animal cruelty is the point
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Bears relocated after eating grain near Shelby". Either they need learn to chew with their mouths closed or Shelby needs to get a grip
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, that's totally normal. He'll grow up well-adjusted and sane, I'm sure (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pentagon official resigns over Mark Esper clearing park of protestors for Trump. "Support and defend the Constitution of the United States ... and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same".... "I believe that you violated that oath"
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Fri May 29, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
Boobies
 
Bear boobs
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Vancouver police concerned about increase in random explosions, ask citizens not to bang bears
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call a bear in the rain? A Drizzly Bear. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread (LGN)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fort Myers police sacrifice their precious Krispy Kreme donuts to lure a black bear away from city streets
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Wed May 27, 2020
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Here is a 2-year-old kid scolding a bear for eating his grandma's bird seed out of the feeder. That is all
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Tue May 26, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This weekend ESPN will host All-Star Wife-Bullying Peloton Ride with over a dozen all-star pro athletes and overbearing husband/coaches
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boy escapes brown bear, brown shorts
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(CarBuzz)
 
Video
 
Baby bears are into luxury German sedans
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(CarBuzz)
 
Video
 
Baby bears are into luxury German sedans
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You know those "share the trail" signs? Grizzly bears can't read
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are some states manipulating pandemic statistics? Does a bear shiat in the woods?
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in case you think America's got a lock on the market of craziness, here's a drunk guy who jumped the fence at a Polish zoo to wrestle a bear
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in case you think America's got a lock on the market of craziness, here's a drunk guy who jumped the fence at a Polish zoo to wrestle a bear
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bear on a hammock, acting like your dad this Memorial Day
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tippi Hedren still lives with 13 or 14 lions and tigers but no bears, oh my
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Thu May 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
ProTip: you should choose materials for your arts & crafts projects that aren't wolves and bald eagles
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The stadium revenue each NFL team will lose if games are played without fans. The Bears are too damned high
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not everyone is happy about quarterback Ben Roethlisberger's haircut and beard trim, though the train station remodel remains quite popular
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Unable to find a pic-a-nic basket, bear goes another route
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump defends Virginians' right to bear spuds
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
While some things have changed at our national parks, using your slower friends as bear bait is still frowned upon
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger throws passes to teammates, trims beard, remodels train station to make it more efficient in the area of heat retention
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Sun May 17, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How to tell if Trump is lying. Meghan Trainor unavailable for comment
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Frank Welker's body of voiceover work includes the just-released Scoob, Fred Jones, Abu the Monkey from Aladdin, Smokey Bear, Garfield, Kermit the Frog, Woody's horse, Bullseye, and Curious George. Unmentioned: a pistol-shaped villain. WTF, WaPo?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Restaurant in Thailand ensures diners are social distancing by parking a black and white nearby
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Neck beards may have evolved to to absorb the impact of fists against punchable faces
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Wed May 13, 2020
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
WILL Hardy & Omega get revenge on Santana & Ortiz? Can Finn Balor beat the beard attached to Cameron Grimes? WHO will be sacrificed to the Native Beast at DoN 2? The Wednesday Night Wars rage on @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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Tue May 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Things are really starting to go to the dogs in Detroit. And the bears. And the zebras. And, apparently, the green-skinned three-eyed extraterrestrials
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, naming your kids after Disney characters may cause psychological harm for them later in life. "My name is Ursula. I really hate it"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stage Stores exit, pursued by a viral bear
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Zoom wedding. MICHAEL
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you do go to the beach, beware of bare bears
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Newsflare)
 
 
 
Crow won't stop pecking pandas' bottoms. This is not an euphemism
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
I have never heard a bad word spoken about the Sikhs. That continues to this day. Sikh Doctors Shave Beards to Fight COVID: "This Was an Exception to the Rule"
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Sat May 09, 2020
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
"They got 5 pounds of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a pound of M&M's and two pounds of Sour Patch Kids and two bags of potato chips... two beers and two Diet Cokes and about 20 Zyrtecs." Sounds like quite the bear party
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
"They got 5 pounds of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a pound of M&M's and two pounds of Sour Patch Kids and two bags of potato chips... two beers and two Diet Cokes and about 20 Zyrtecs." Sounds like quite the bear party
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
My upstairs neighbors woke me up at 2:30 this morning with what I can only imagine is destructive pogo-stick testing. They will crash in a few hours and sleep till noon. What music should I start playing at 8:00 AM?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bear spray can't help you in an attack if it's still holstered on your hip--unless the bear obligingly bites into it and flees
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin would rather be riding bears while shirtless than actually solve the coronavirus crisis
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
The earth may be healing during quarantine, but for nine months, this bear lived a life we all wish for
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Here's the 2020 James Beard Awards Finalists. If any are near you, give them a shot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵splish splash, there's a bear in the bath, rolling on a Saturday night. Rub a dub, he got honey in the tub, twirling. Everything is alright🎵
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(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Cool things found on the internet this week. Come for the Lukket-style computer, stay for the raid on your mom's girdle drawer
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Russia, social distancing is measured in "bears"
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
The king of beards discusses your puny quarantine beard
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Back to the Future screenwriter finally explains why George and Lorraine don't remember Calvin Klein
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Wed April 22, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This needs repeating: bear in a swing/ bear in a swing/ bear in a swing/ a most wonderful thing
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Connecticut firefighter wistfully recalls joke about rescuing cats from trees as he changes his pants
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Connecticut firefighter wistfully recalls joke about rescuing cats from trees as he changes his pants
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Some Lab Guy)
 
 
 
Bear the black Labrador cleverly uses the trampoline to release his boredom and our trampoline trifecta is complete
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Fri April 17, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Neighbor helps himself to midnight snack from the outdoor garbage can. Is caught on camera
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Thu April 16, 2020
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
How much is that old man in the window? The one with the scraggly beard
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Wed April 15, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Family without enough face masks denied entry to community storm shelter as tornado was bearing down
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Store owner sacrifices beard in exchange for reaching $15K in gift card sales. Keeps epic mustache
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
We are all going through a tough time right now being socially isolated during this uncertain time, but honking your horn like a jackass and ending up in your underwear on someone else's roof isn't going to make those zoom hangouts any more bearable
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientist uses fluorescent dye to light up the insides of a tardigrade, better known as a "water bear". Cdr Michael Burnham unavailable for comment
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Brief free cellphone service. Big Papi's Red Sox tickets for free
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch as a tiny bebbe drop bear destroys a roll of toilet paper, then wiggles his cute, fuzzy ears. AS IF THAT MAKES IT BETTER. Okay, it does, but still ... toilet paper
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL Draft five-year analysis of every team. Bears are too damned high
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Tom Brady leaving New England Patriots cost Al Michaels an $86,000 bet, though payment terms are bearable
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Creator of Care Bears has drawn a new one. It's called the Stay at Home Bear
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
When is the right time to shave your quarantine beard? Assuming you were just that delicate to grow a beard for the coronavirus pandemic
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Beard separated from The Bird
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wilderness isn't something you can preserve. It's something you have to create
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Whelp, I'm out)
 
 
 
And with training developed by the military, a whole generation of Super Puppies were created
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers make tiny work-from-home spaces bearable - even beautiful. Apparently by inserting models into each of them
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Tue April 07, 2020
(247 Sports)
 
 
 
UNC's Roy Williams growing beard. Duke sucks
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