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Thu August 13, 2020
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Blood soaked chainsaw-armed men destroy anti-mask DJ booth at Toronto beach on today's Coronavirus bingo card winner
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Blood soaked chainsaw-armed men destroy anti-mask DJ booth at Toronto beach on today's Coronavirus bingo card winner
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Mid-century squee-inducing beach mobiles to dream about on our staycations. Audrey Hepburn is riding shotgun in my fantasy happy wagon
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(BBC)
 
 
 
How much of a dinosaur skeleton do you need for it to be classified as a brand new type? The answer may shoc.. it's Four. 4 bones. That's it
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid not stopping you from your beach trip? How about the thought of swimming in feces?
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's getting a new bathroom but unfortunately this means using a Port-A-Potty in the back yard while it gets gutted and remodeled. How can I make this a less crappy experience?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Furious police forced to break up the stupid at nude beach for a 'coronavirus beach party' that was designed to spread the killer disease (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 10, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pizza place owners put up a sign saying it was a douche move for the bar and grille next door to install a fence because pizza customers can no longer enjoy the ocean view on a summer's eve
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Fri August 07, 2020
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle once had San Francisco-style cable cars to help commuters and beachgoers scale city's steep hills. "In this time of pandemic, the cable car would actually be a relatively safe form of transportation because it's not terribly enclosed"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Wick 5: Assignment Miami Beach will begin back-to-back with John Wick 4: The Voyage Home
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(MSN)
 
 
 
An Airbnb host books a group of seven for her Scottish Highlands cottage, she was shocked to find that over 23 additional guests showed up as well and caused quite a ruckus
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Life's not a beach at Bikini Beans Coffee in Phoenix [NSFW images]
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(The Register)
 
 
 
TikTok is spending €420m on an Irish data center to establish a beachhead to Europe
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Wed August 05, 2020
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
"Like, what differentiates a thong from not a thong? It's kind of hard to say how you would enforce that" (not safe for work)
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Cancel that, I guess it says "helf"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Myrtle Beach police call in back up to detain dangerous criminal wearing a thong on the beach. No word on if the multitude of crime scene photos will be released after a thorough examination (NSFW)
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Shark attacks in the ocean have you swimming in the lakes instead? Don't read this article (disturbing image warning)
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Thu July 30, 2020
(KTTC Minnesota)
 
 
 
If tractors have parking brakes someone forgot to use them
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Ordinary average size ocean sunfish baffles beachgoers after washing up on Aussie shore. Since this is a kooked-up British tabloid article, it's a HUGE 6ft 'alien creature' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
What's so funny about seals having a good guffaw at the beach?
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Tue July 28, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Boy bitten by shark at beach that sees up to 10 shark bites a year
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The shark that killed a New York City woman off the coast of Maine was a great white...and it's still out there. _______/\_______\0/____
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Massive storm results in Eel McPherson disappearing from New Zealand pond, presumably by hovercraft
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Mon July 27, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
They can use dental imprints if they find this shark
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
This editorial had a Hero tag until they second-guessed themselves. Boobies tag was also in running
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Sat July 25, 2020
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A fistful of dollar: Kid finds what he believes is world-record sand dollar. Waiting for kid in Denmark to find sand euro that's 2.78 centimeters larger, according to the exchange rate
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The case of hundreds of North Korean ghost ships with skeletons inside washing up onto Japanese beaches has finally been solved. Apparently these fishermen needed bigger boats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Here comes covid economic tsunami II: Small Business Boogaloo and the Fed is still on the beach applying sunscreen
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Thu July 23, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Want to secretly watch and record your house guests having sex? Jeffrey Epstein's infamous Palm Beach compound is up for sale at a whopping $22,000,000
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Wed July 22, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Need a way to enforce physical distancing at the beach? Have you tried THOUSANDS OF BEES
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Tue July 21, 2020
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
The purple flag is for grape jellyfish
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Welp, America's Wang, hope all those 4th of July beach parties were worth it
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, only ninety miles away from 'Murica
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ah, Fort Lauderdale: White, sandy beaches. Guys with surfboards. Kangaroos
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(Kare11)
 
Boobies
 
Minneapolis Park Board responds to police drone at beaches by removing nudity restriction, inceasing drone usage
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tourists look on in disbelief after the daily drug delivery of cannabis arrives in the middle of day at Costa del Sol beach
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bikini-clad woman says 'Karen' called her naked ... You're still here? It's over. Go click the link. There's pictures there. Go (NSFW)
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Probably tasty, too)
 
 
 
Alien's chest-burster or Predator turning see-through? In my D'aww tab?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Mysterious face appears on woman's butt during day out sparks ghost fears. Hmmmm...This is going to take some time to crack this case *enhance* (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Horror Guy)
 
 
 
Showing your kids horror films is a good idea. Yeah, that's what 5-year-old subby's parents thought when they took him to the drive-in to see "Jaws" in '75 and that chewed-up Kintner boy's bloody yellow raft washed up on the beach and I need a hug
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. ♫ She went to the beach. To work on her tan. ♫ She was turned away by police by the orders of The Man. At the CO-PAAAA...Don't fall in love. ♫
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, there are five great white sharks swimming off the New York and Jersey coast, but experts warn that driving to the beach or spending time on the beach is riskier
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Myrtle Beach roadside zoo? Meet Carole Farking Baskin
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Betcha some of those kids in cages would be willing to scoot aside and make room for the Nazi burglar who magically qualified for something called an "Alternative to Detention", leaving him free to threaten families at the beach
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Turns out painting the curb in front of your house or business doesn't automatically turn it into a no parking zone
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Turns out painting the curb in front of your house or business doesn't automatically turn it into a no parking zone
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Thu July 09, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rethidenth of Catalonia mutht wear mathkth in public platheth or fathe fineth of one hundred euroth
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Miami Heat won only two NBA titles when LeBron James took his talents to South Beach. Why only two?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle institution Duke's Chowder House on Alki Beach shut down by authorities who say it was becoming Duke's Coronavirus House for its workers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tastes like chicken
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Cape Gazette)
 
 
 
Rehoboth Beach commissioners have backtracked on their mask requirement citing backlash from the local chamber of commerce who is demanding that vacationers die for their economy
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue July 07, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on pontoon boat on Fourth of July. Tag says it all
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on pontoon boat on Fourth of July. Tag says it all
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Page Six)
 
Weeners
 
Sure, it's good news, but you're still gonna want some mind bleach
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(Page Six)
 
Weeners
 
Sure, it's good news, but you're still gonna want some mind bleach
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Sun July 05, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Moral outrage and bikinis
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Think covidiots are exclusively south of the 49th? Nope
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Think covidiots are exclusively south of the 49th? Nope
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Newport Beach CA streets underwater because of a high tide. 2020 strikes again Live feed
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Fri July 03, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Who says the AP doesn't have a sense of humor?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A new Thai project turns fishing nets into PPE. A lesser headline would make a comment about "net gains" or "there's nothing fishy about this." Welcome to fark
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Thelma arrested after car chase. Police still searching for Louise
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
The beaches in New York are open for business, giant sharks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida beaches, hospitals jam-packed with young partygoers
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Galveston, TX seeing a surge in coronavirus cases as they brace for the holiday weekend expecting tens of thousands of people at its beaches
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Loudoun County, VA has suddenly seen a spike of 150 teens aged 16-18 test positive for Coronavirus in the last week. Which, by an astounding coincidence, is almost exactly the number of teens that went to Myrtle Beach, NC in the last two weeks
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. for the 4th of July weekend
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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Mon June 29, 2020
(News 1130)
 
 
 
Cape Cod officials assure visitors that the beaches are open
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
No beach for you
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Fri June 26, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It doesn't get anymore Florida than this: Elderly couple on motorised scooters hold up traffic on highway as they make their way to the beach
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Thu June 25, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Federal government sent $1.4 Billion in stimulus checks to dead people. Most seemed to have an address at some resort in Palm Beach, Florida. You can't explain that
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Not all heroes wear capes, some of them don't even wear bikini tops"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Time lapse video shows only 12 percent of people wearing masks as they take a Covid-cation in Myrtle Beach
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of 'things never to do on a moving motorcycle' updated for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
I'm a shark I'm a SHAAAARK Suck my d-----ck I'M A SHAAAARR... oh
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
For your next beach day, down a bottle of red wine the night before. Your skin will thank you
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I like tried lifting my leg up out of the water and saw, 'Oh my god it's a five foot shark attached to my leg'. The pressure was so intense. I was trying to pry its mouth open"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I went to Myrtle Beach, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt...and coronavirus"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
CBP finds 20,000 lbs of smuggled Chinese meat products at LA/Long Beach port, hidden in (apparently un-refrigerated) containers of electronics and household goods. Enjoy your 4th of July BBQ
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NRA loving Jesus worshiping uber-Christian Republican mayor of Virginia Beach outed for having an affair with twenty-year-old assistant. Bonus: On Twitter, by his wife
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Tennessee House passes a resolution congratulating the people of Tennessee for being clueless rubes
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump on Twitter: MY companies haven't asked for a penny in relief funds. Trump Golf Club to Palm Beach County : we can has a bailout and not pay our rent?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
When things finally open back up, a "must" on every Farker's future vacation itinerary is a visit to Exploding Whale Memorial Park in Florence, OR
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Put quicksand on the list of reasons never to visit Australia and/or the 1970s
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Put quicksand on the list of reasons never to visit Australia and/or the 1970s
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hunting in savanna-like landscapes may have accelerated the brain's evolution while living in Myrtle Beach-like hellscapes definitely set us back a step or two
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Thanos bikini: okay but why?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What did we tell you? Don't go to house parties on the Jersey Shore. What did you do? Go to a house party on the Jersey Shore. Enjoy your coronavirus
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No wonder the Royal Navy is just a shell of its former greatness, 'smashed' sailors need to be airlifted to safety after tide ruins their beach BBQ plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Always a bold move going on live television and accusing furloughed employees of getting money for nothing and accusing them of living their best life as unemployed during a pandemic (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Surfer Dude)
 
 
 
Australia. Everything on that continent will kill you. And stay out of the water, too
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know
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Sat June 06, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Yeah buoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Eighty years ago today Winston Churchill gave his "we shall fight on the beaches" speech after the miracle at Dunkirk
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Daytona Beach police have big plans to deal with the next George Floyd protest: they'll be marching in it, with local black leaders, carrying signs. Cue very confused FOX commentators
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Tue June 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Crowds at the UK's famous beach, the Jurassic Coast, 'showed shocking disregard for area.' Where do they think they are, America?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Turns out the Dodge Challenger isn't actually a boat
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Fri May 29, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare Wolverine spotted in Pacific County, surprising researchers who thought they were all wiped out during Red Dawn back in the 80s
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(Backpacker)
 
 
 
Summer is here. Go hiking with Kassondra Cloos
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman discovers what she'd assumed was a kidney stone was something far more precious two hours later in the delivery room
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Wed May 27, 2020
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Farmer : 1 Prick : 0
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Flaming Moe's
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(Beaches!)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a vacation at the beach? Just in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday here is a list of the 25 best dog-friendly beaches in the U.S. to visit in the future when it's safe
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Expect a massive coronavirus spike in Indiana in 14...13...12...11...days and counting
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
OK, one more time, everybody. When you are wanted for crimes, DO NOT LIVESTREAM YOURSELF. Although your live arrest should be great for traffic. With, it goes without saying, video goodness
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Things seem to be returning to normal, as shootings break out at FL and SC beaches
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Sun May 24, 2020
(My NBC 15)
 
 
 
"It was absolutely fabulous. It looks like America's opening up. There are literally thousands of people out here on the beach" Narrator: *Drinks heavily*
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach towns have one message for NYC residents: fuhgeddabouddit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jersey shore braces for a plague worse than COVID, the invasion of the unlocked-down New Yorkers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
When you want to get away for a nice, quiet vacation this summer, here's some places to go where everyone else will be because we've told you where to go for a nice, quiet vacation
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lonely beach
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(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
"I think we should be more stricter like Spain and none of us be allowed out." Says man on a day out in Brighton, with his family, drinking a cold beer
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the actual f*ck, you dimwits? Is the disease affecting your goddamn brains? Who the hell thinks "boy, I'm in a hotspot, it's bad, death and disease around me, but Virginia and Maryland are opening up a bit so I'm gonna party on the beaches. Woo"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body washes up on beach where former WWE star was swept out to sea. Police reluctant to say if it's 'Cryme Tyme' [Update: It is.]
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman teaches her dog to do CPR. Your dog ate the sofa and then vomited all over the living room
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Tue May 19, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rescue a whale stuck in shark nets? That's a fine for net tampering and whale-touching
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Jealous that his state doesn't have a beach, Pennsylvania governor says he wouldn't go to the beach and doesn't understand why neighboring states are opening theirs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sixty-three arrests at Go Topless weekend on Texas beach
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The ocean stole Shad Gaspard of Cryme Tyme
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(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
Hell Right Some Beach got Lonely Tonight and had Sangira. That's why she thought Blake Shelton was trying to kill her
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
911, what's the emergency? There are two small children playing in an empty, but open, park with their father. This is going to be such a fun summer
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Welcome Tropical Storm Arthur to the hellscape that is 2020. Bonus: expected to clear out East Coast beaches, so it's got that going for it, which is nice
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii requires a 14-day quarantine for all out-of-state visitors. Let's see what happens when a New Yorker goes to the beach instead
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Sure. This is what we needed. Blue dragons washing up on Texas beaches. Scary tag ran away
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Model arrested for swimming during lockdown. Personally, I think only models should be allowed to swim during lockdown and, for that matter, after lockdown
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Behold the trikini: For when you want to be sexy at the beach, but also don't want coronavirus
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Tue May 12, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
'And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea...'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beach
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Life's a beach for Mayor Peduto in Pittsburgh
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
VW introduces a cooler Microbus that's (slightly) more affordable than the original
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
American ingenuity at its best: Virginia Beach strip club knows how to take care of their horny customers, beats the coronavirus lockdown order by offering drive-thru pole dances
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's open up the beaches, I'm sure everyone will follow social distancing rules. Darwin: challenge accepted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's open up the beaches, I'm sure everyone will follow social distancing rules. Darwin: challenge accepted
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Mon May 11, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Surfer killed by shark was said to be passionate about the sport, delicious
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(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
If you do go to the beach, beware of bare bears
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Kimberlee frees beach. "This is a power trip, it has nothing to do with the virus." Frees beach
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
"I built shelving in our church's thrift store as my Eagle Scout project. What did you do for yours?" "I sunk a shrimp boat"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida's reopening resulted in 13,000 pounds of trash left on Cocoa Beach. Jeannie and Major Nelson are outraged
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The Mayor from Jaws wants you to know that despite what you've heard, it's perfectly safe to return to California beaches
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump pulls a Sargent Schultz
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Robot: I lost my head vacationing in Maine
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Robot: I lost my head vacationing in Maine
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Volusia County FL beaches opened last weekend. 100 water rescues by lifeguards ensue. So much for social distancing
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Fish aggregating device or big alien hoobaoob from someone's butt?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miami Beach re-closes park after too many knuckleheads do what Florida knuckleheads do best
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Two California towns that re-opened their beaches decide to sue the governor after he issues an order re-closing them. "Given that Orange County has among the lowest per-capita COVID-19 death rates in CA" They ALMOST get it
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Did California open its beaches too early? Let's ask this shark
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Wed April 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain may fall mainly on the plain, but the bleach on the beach causes an angry speech
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rain in Spain may fall mainly on the plain, but the bleach on the beach causes an angry speech
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
HOA of multi-million dollar beach houses gets $1 million forgivable loan from the Small Business Administration's new Paycheck Protection Program as a nonprofit organization
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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Tue April 28, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Three crimes in one day? Those are rookie numbers
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Motocross icon Marty Smith & wife killed in dune buggy wreck at same spot where Boba Fett & Jabba died. Damn Jedis
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois rule means family can only legally be in their boat when it's in their garage. No word on status of motorboating, man in canoe
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's Facepalm Beach proves very popular during pandemic
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida woman would like you to know that she's "not a moron" after her impression of moron who supports reopening beaches was too realistic
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Sun April 26, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Driving on closed beach "out of boredom" doesn't merit any exceptions, Wannabe Florida Man
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Southern California it's already too hot to go to the beach
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Beach party in Nebraska busted. Citations issued for alcohol not for lack of social distancing. Wait, Nebraska has beaches?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
On the lighter side of things today, The Flathead Beacon police blotter, full of no good grandsons and firewood thieves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know who DOESN'T want the beaches open in Florida? Most Floridians
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer is traveling around newly-opened Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS has ruled in favor of the environment over allowing Trump to destroy it
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Skateboard park filled with sand to prevent skateboarding. Guess what happens next
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Check out the Dugong Show
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Check out the Dugong Show
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Despite attempts to blame the Grand Island, Nebraska surge in COVID_19 cases on Nebraska's lack of stay-at-home order, a large share of the cases have a single origin. No, too many people did not go to the beach
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely sea shells I see piling up on the sea shore thanks to coronavirus keeping sea shore tourists away
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Mon April 20, 2020
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
The beaches of Jacksonville were not overrun with Florida People this weekend. We now return you to your 24/7 LOL REDNECKS meme-programming already in progress
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Bad: Jacksonville Beach in Florida reopens for Darwin's Spring Break. Good: Cops patrolling beach catch man wanted for homicide in Pennsylvania
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Sun April 19, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
While we humans are anxious to get back to relative normal, sea turtles are happy with things right now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, there's one other way to keep Southerners from flocking to the beaches during a pandemic
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(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Little beach town coffee shop adds a bit of fun and joy with tropical mural during shutdowns. Suddenly, HOA
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Florida, the beaches in California begin to reopen too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida beaches are packed 26 minutes after re-opening, because of course they are
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Fri April 17, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jacksonville's beaches to reopen says newly elected mayor Larry Vaughn
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, this is a great time to walk the empty beaches of Mexico, CRIKEY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CROC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, this is a great time to walk the empty beaches of Mexico, CRIKEY LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT CROC
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