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headlines found matching 'Bathroom'
Thu September 17, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign says no way a sexual assault on an ex-model was committed by Trump at the US Open in 1997 noting that at age 25 she was too old for him
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I don't remember this episode from Cheers
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can you resurrect a dead relationship when one party has determined everything is over, or do you mope about like the subject in a Morrissey song?
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Thu September 03, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Amazon delivery driver's wrong turn brings him to the right place at the right time to bring a happy ending to this story of a nearly-drowned doggo
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest Covid-19 spreader? Shiatters
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
How do you know when you're addicted to your Juul? Here's how
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Tue September 01, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Australia, there are giant snakes falling through the ceiling
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Drunk, urinating on the bed and bedroom floor, assaulting your girlfriend and taking her phone is no way to go through life, Son
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Drunk, urinating on the bed and bedroom floor, assaulting your girlfriend and taking her phone is no way to go through life, Son
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Tue August 25, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Brandon Flowers thinks The Killers can be better than Vampire Weekend
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you can't check in, at least check it out - The World's Most Expensive Hotel Room
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
You may want to consult a doctor if your using the bathroom knocks a whole ferry out of commission
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brilliant 'Ibiza addict' launches fundraiser to pay for all of his holiday drinks
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
How are Floridians coping with the need for public bathrooms during the pandemic? As Abraham Lincoln said, "Anything's a urinal if you're brave enough"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza is apparently spending his time going around sniffing bathrooms. You know, for research
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
'Personal boundaries' & 'bathroom privacy' aren't in cats vocabulary - cuz cats don't talk but that's beside the point
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Sat August 15, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The current owners of this family-sized four bedroom, two bathroom home have kindly commenced the renovation process starting with the removal of the gyprock walls - one punch at a time
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Wed August 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump administration identifies most pressing issue of 2020, vows to act switfly in regards to the *checks notes*..."regulations to increase the waterflow through showerheads in American households". Seriously? Oh for farks sake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with hatred of his church's hypocrisy and desire to retain readership of his sexual fantasy stories spent decade taking hidden camera shower pics and videos of sister-in-law and female church friends
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's getting a new bathroom but unfortunately this means using a Port-A-Potty in the back yard while it gets gutted and remodeled. How can I make this a less crappy experience?
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Mon August 10, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In today's Weird or Cool from Japan: There are sacred horses in Japan, and they like to watch you go poop
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Photoshop this white bathroom
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're bathing wrong - if at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida businessman who has flown 33 times since the pandemic hit shares his routine for flying safe
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Most disturbing thing that you have seen or encountered in a locker room. For Subby, that would probably be the guy who sat in the whirlpool tub gobbling a large tin of sardines while listening to an Elmo the Muppet album on a pink boombox
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, but what about those bathrooms with threatening auras?
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Creepy is finding an abandoned mansion filled with spooky dolls left to rot for 40 years after the owner's death. Priceless is having the movie rights for this soon-to-be horror flick (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only does Demi Moore have a thick shag carpet, it extends all the way to where she poops
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is the strangest late '80s/early '90s looking bathroom I've ever seen. Especially with the threadbare couch"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is the strangest late '80s/early '90s looking bathroom I've ever seen. Especially with the threadbare couch"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today in Murican Racist History: 59 years ago John Lewis was arrested for using the "wrong" bathroom. The more things change, the more things stay the same
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
UT Austin, which is currently planning to have students in dorms and in F2F classes, and which has no real plan for what to do about bathrooms other than have custodial staff clean them a lot....just had its first death from COVID. A custodian
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Months of 24/7 work from home parenting have led to the realization that open floor plans, where the only privacy is in your bathroom, don't work in the Covid-19 work world
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The winning answer: Mr. Wonder with a hatchet, a bow and arrow and a Jabbawockeez mask. In the shower
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The winning answer: Mr. Wonder with a hatchet, a bow and arrow and a Jabbawockeez mask. In the shower
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Georgia football players wanted to help a little girl go to the bathroom
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man in custody after shooting leaves? But that's not even ...*checks notes*... Man in custody after shooting leaves woman dead. Ah, makes sense
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it
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Sat June 27, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
NASA is offering $35K if you can help put the loo on Luna
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Precious Memories from the Times Square McDonalds. "Ghetto ones, but memories nonetheless,"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
On today's 2020 apocalypse bingo card - "blood-drinking penis leech" (warning: not safe for lunch)
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So....should you travel this summer? Are you traveling? Why?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The biggest question facing partially reopened cities: where can I pee?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(IGN)
 
 
 
Hamilton had to give two farks to be allowed on Disney+
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Welcome to our Zoom bat mitzvah. Aunt Sadie, before you change you need to press the ... oh NO .... NO .... Oh no one wants to see that
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Accountancy firm PricewaterhouseCoopers Bigbrother is receiving two minutes hate for tracking employees when they go to the bathroom
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is it safe to share the toilet during COVID-19? Wait, I thought it was just good sense to use it one person at a time?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is it safe to share the toilet during COVID-19? Wait, I thought it was just good sense to use it one person at a time?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Number one: NYC businesses are reopening. Number two: the ones with public bathrooms have not reopened. Those who have weak bladders are discovering you're in trouble and might as well be on Uranus
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
California will allow movie theaters to reopen to infection June 12
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon.' Welcome home
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Fri June 05, 2020
(WokeSloth)
 
 
 
Real men aren't afraid to buy period supplies for the women in their life
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense: "I had no idea we were going to the church. I thought Trump was just taking me to the bathroom"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic there has been a decrease in the number of predators trying to physically meet up with kids. But cockroaches always find a way
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer who murdered George Floyd had multiple complaints of brutality against him. Only two of which resulted in reprimands added to his file
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Officer who murdered George Floyd had multiple complaints of brutality against him. Only two of which resulted in reprimands added to his file
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Out of concern for me, Mum put me in her best friend's house so I could more easily commute to my essential job. This incredibly hot cougar and I are boning every night, and she says we are each other's "lockdown prize." Should I stop?
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Woman keeps selfie posted for half hour before noticing boyfriend wiping his arse in background
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Mon May 25, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How experts rate the risks of 14 summer activities that Americans will surely not adhere to in these coronavirus times. We are so boned
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Meet the man who drinks 25 cups of coffee per day. (He also has 26 shots of vodak so it kind of evens out)
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