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Wed August 12, 2020
(Some Blazed Guy)
 
Video
 
"I probably said like 20 please...please, please, please, repeatedly. It wasn't meant for us to lose when that shot went in"
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Luka Doncic showing signs of brilliance. Houston fans try to steal them
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing basketball in the nude tells cops he thought he was improving his "mad skills"
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing basketball in the nude tells cops he thought he was improving his "mad skills"
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I reckon they will, just fixin' to do it right now
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
The U.S. issues a travel advisory to New Zealand over its 23 active Covid cases
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech Tosses Toxic Trainer...er, coach
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Thu August 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
They're letting you out but no one will let you in, a metaphor
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Wed August 05, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mandatory heart monitors with punishment for falling below 90% of maximum, 'conditioning' that including pressure on the groin and pelvis, punishment for displaying symptoms of depression. Navy Seals training? Nope, Texas Tech women's basketball
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Detroit Pistons offer J. Cole a tryout after Master P dished advice on how to make it on the court Here's hoping everything'll "Work Out"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers clinch first No. 1 in decade. Clippers pinch No. 2
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Thu July 30, 2020
(The Root)
 
 
 
Yes, old man Michael Jordan still can and will bust your ass on the basketball court
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida Man decides to pull a George Zimmerman on a teenager heading to basketball practice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least there's beer
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Tue July 28, 2020
(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Today's Fark Mad Libs headline: "Aaron Carter threatens to sue pug rescue organization for defamation"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Okay, he's still wildly overpaid as all Div-1 NCAA coaches are, but tleast he not an asshole: North Carolina men's basketball coach donates more than $600,000 to fund scholarships for student athletes ..and he did it anonymously
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While we are at it, let's get rid of Adolph Rupp's name from the Kentucky basketball arena, too
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(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
It's better in the Bahamas. Not that you'll ever get the chance to compare
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
How are you coping with this weird summer so far?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dwight Howard is an unrepentant idiot, and a living reminder of why America cannot have nice things. Like basketball
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
With at least seven players not in Orlando for restart of season due to Covid or undisclosed reasons, Nuggets may be forced to break out 7-foot-2 secret weapon Bol Bol, son of Manute. Like his dad, he can shoot threes and block shots
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Those of us hoping to flee the country are going to have to wait until August 31
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Looks like colleges will be moving things to the new year, at earliest. No, not football
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois parents outraged IHSA is preventing them from living vicariously through high school sports and risk children's lives during the Coronavirus outbreak, sue to lift pandemic restrictions
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Fri July 10, 2020
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Black high school baseball player taunted by racist chants from the opposing team and fans; "I was able to ignore everything until they said I should be like George Floyd"
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Louisville shuts down basketball after 2 players test positive, but suck less than a bench full of Dukeys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
WNBA to spend season showing support for social justice, good fundamentals
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada should build a wall and America should pay for it
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Some Hoopster)
 
 
 
Basketball is back, baby. TBT has four games today, starting at 3 PM ET, all broadcast on ESPN
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Thu July 02, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Good Idea: Cancelling a high school baseball season due to Covid. Fark Idea: Waiting until three innings into a game to do so
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Egg salad and a basketball star provide one California cafe's coronavirus lifeline." See? It can be done
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Fri June 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Draymond Green thinks college athletics need to be busted up like a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals
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Thu June 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 22 years in the NBA, Vince Carter realizes he is almost old enough to be in that stay away from coronavirus age range and retires
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 22 years in the NBA, Vince Carter realizes he is almost old enough to be in that stay away from coronavirus age range and retires
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Grand Canyon University celebrates their underachievement in college basketball by infecting each other with the 'rona
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Best NASA rejection letter evar
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
First player opts out of NBA's Disney bubble. So much for the title hopes of the Washington Wizards
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Best Virginia won't be playing basketball due to the 'rona
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's time for Monday Night Futbol. Burnley make the great trek to Manchester to face Citeh. Will Burnley make their first game back count? Will Citeh be feeling the effects of a midweek game? Action starts at 3:00 pm ET on NBC Sports and streaming
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Like the leaders of the Roman Empire, the white establishment just wants sports to distract the angry masses." *r_u_not_entertained.jpeg*
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"Self-described semi-professional basketball player" brings documentary crew to film him rioting and lighting molotovs, tells them "the police can't do anything". Lets see if he was right
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Yet another Republican says that he simply doesn't believe in systemic racism, because Obama was elected twice. Personally, I don't believe in systemic gravity, because I've seen Michael Jordan jump from the foul line and dunk a basketball
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Fri June 12, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Liberty University basketball player Asia Todd enters transfer portal because of "racial insensitivities" at the school
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
8-year-old girl with terminal neurological disorder able to dunk basketball with help from brother. Is immediately offered contract with Memphis Grizzlies
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
8-year-old girl with terminal neurological disorder able to dunk basketball with help from brother. Is immediately offered contract with Memphis Grizzlies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We may have a Fall Classic this year after all
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
What's the deal with nomenclature for officials? You can't call a basketball guy an umpire, you can't call a baseball guy a referee, and you can call a football guy a ref or an ump but definitely not a judge unless he's one of the judges
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan does something he hasn't done before
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
She grew up in Kentucky, where as she said you're taught three things - horses, basketball, and bourbon. Thank God she did not make an ice cream containing real horses
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Tue May 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Patrick Ewing out of hospital after testing positive for Covid-19
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Sat May 23, 2020
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
"We're moving people around just to keep the balls in the air." is a direct quote from A) A basketball coach. B) A porno director. C) The director of California's crappy unemployment system
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Jerry Krause dismantled the six championship Bulls, but he also built them. And Jerry Reinsdorf is a farking cheapskate
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew defends the WWE Championship vs King Corbin, Women's tag champs Bliss Cross Applesauce look to make their match IIconic & The Street Profits face The Viking Raiders in an axe throwing contest? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo urges New York pro sports teams to prepare to resume play without fans. Not a problem say the Knicks, Mets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
73% of NBA fans think Michael Jordan is better than LeBron James. Debate on who you think is better to the right and use supporting evidence on why your answer is a slam dunk
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Could the Mountain come to the NFL?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Someone wants us to think Space Jam didn't suck
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Fri May 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In lieu of actual basketball, please enjoy a thousand words about a single line of trash talk from 1997
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NBA to Spalding: you'll get nothing and like it
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Well, it looks like "Snowball" is going to need a bath after being rescued from the sewer system
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pro sports can resume on May 16. Pro sports to be suspended May 30
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Kentucky Sports Radio)
 
 
 
NCAA alters NET formula so that Duke can remain in Top 10 with only 3 losses instead of 4
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meet the H-O-R-S-E whisperer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Meet the H-O-R-S-E whisperer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While at Duke, Zion Williamson may have been given a small portion of what he's worth. NCAA sucks
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan abruptly retires from basketball, takes up baseball, unretires, comes back, and tells all his teammates they suck. The Last Dance, 9 PM ET, ESPN/ESPN2
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Mon May 04, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Really, does anyone need sports?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's fark you money and then there's turning down $100M for a two hour appearance fark you money
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume you could buy magazines at a bookstore
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Subby's parents used to tell him stories about having to walk to school uphill both ways in a blizzard, etc, etc, etc. What stories do you think the kids growing up now will tell THEIR kids about what it was like growing up during the 'rona?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Successful shooting won't spare you from being cut by Tulane Basketball team
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
What was the last "mass gathering" you attended? Subby's was a NCAA basketball game with about 13,000 people (early February)
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
J.J. Redick wanted to quit after his sophomore season because people were so mean. Returned to become Duke's all-time leader of sucks
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Sat April 18, 2020
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
On March 6, a week before sports came to a screeching halt, 2,000 people packed a gym in Indiana to watch state sectional basketball. Now over a month later, five of them are dead from coronavirus. and dozens more sickened. This is their story
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Millionaires finally suffering some pain like the rest of us
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Fri April 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Barkley leans in favor of canceling 2020 NBA season, ridicules knuckleheads, fools, and idiots who.send out turrible ideas for resuming play in months-long Florida or Vegas bubble
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The NBA has dug a shallow grave for the NCAA. Top college prospect Jalen Green decided to skip all the college offers, load the gun, and play in the NBA G-League for 500k a year minimum. NBA last seen taking the NCAA out back with Green
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Conley wins HORSE
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