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Fri May 22, 2020
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Top 7 sites that will deliver alcohol to your doorstep or server room
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Tue May 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's a tasty cocktail or two without a good story to go with them? Here's six of both
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman who spat on two people in food market gets opportunity to totally redeem herself in a magazine feature. Spoiler alert: She totally doesn't
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Thu April 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It looks like Las Vegas workers don't appreciate it when the mayor says she wants to gamble... *puts on sunglasses* ...with their lives
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's 4/20. Of course this is green. Come hang with Willie and the gang
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Thu March 19, 2020
(Google)
 
 
 
Pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel down his pants. Bartender says "I'll give you free grog if you tell me why..." Pirate says "Yar It's drivin' me nuts" It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread (LGN)
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Scenes from the bitter last calls at NYC bars where New Yorkers poured out their souls, left glass water rings on the counters because of the Coronavirus shutdown
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Mon March 16, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's a protip for you in these dark days of coronavirus hell: If you're going to order food delivered to you, tip really, really, really, REALLY well
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Fri March 06, 2020
(Action News Now)
 
 
 
C'mon Texas, that ain't no kind of way to treat a Bartender
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Big time joker says "I don't have no weapons on me...except all these bombs." Shockingly, police didn't find it funny
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Sat February 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Somebody buy this bartender a drink
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Wed February 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was a regular at this bar, going at least once a week. I became good friends with one of the bartenders and we hooked up. He started giving me the cold shoulder and got me banned from the bar after saying I was an hysterical woman. What do?"
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Fri February 07, 2020
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
A puppy walks into a bar, carrying a naked blonde under one arm and a 2-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?' The puppy says
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In Japan, you'll soon be able to complain about your home life to a robot bartender, which politely chats about the weather with you while serving up drinks. "Dealing with people can be a hassle. With this you can just come and get drunk"
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(MSN)
 
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Mayo - is there anything it can't do?
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Fri January 31, 2020
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Here's a good reason why you should never store cleaning solution in an alcohol bottle
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Thu January 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
With dry-January coming to an end, bartenders prepare for Sloppy Drunk February
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With dry-January coming to an end, bartenders prepare for Sloppy Drunk February
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(I like gin)
 
 
 
"Which one of you inbreds was responsible for the atrocity that is a vodka soda?" Stop liking what I don't like
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