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| Wed June 09, 2021 |
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...or maybe they're just gonna spruce the place up for some new tenants. Hey, a subby can dream, right?
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The Congressional Black Caucus is blackballing a Republican Congressman. Maybe he shouldn't have supported the insurrection
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As Trump rollback continues, Biden Administration removes rules that could have kicked three million Americans off food stamps, denied nearly one million children automatic eligibility for free school meals
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Keystone XL DOA
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Donald Trump refrained from attacking Joe Biden too directly during the Democratic primaries in 2020 because he believed that the Democrats would give the nomination to Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama if he went after Biden too hard
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"Obama is a hater who is inflaming racial wounds," insists the sentient klan hood rectally controlling Tucker Carlson
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Time to do a shiatty 15-second dance; Biden just replaced Trump's TikTok ban
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Stay with me on this one: A Fox News contributor said the Bidens are the "klan family" and Joe is the "imperial wizard" and we've gone to plaid
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You're going to be shocked by this, I know, but it turns out there's something of a divide between the vaccination rates of red and blue states
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New York Times tries to cover up the fact that watermelons were found on Mars
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I'm beginning to think that maybe, just perhaps, the New York Post is being a wee bit less objective about the current administration than they were about the previous one. Just a hunch really
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Biden heads to Europe. It's a tense situation, but it ain't over 'til it's over, and he can observe a lot just by watching. Diplomacy is 90% mental, and the other half is physical. It's like déjà vu all over again
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| Fri June 04, 2021 |
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How's about a British jig and reel? Speaking King's English in quotation As railhead towns feel the steel mills rust Water froze in the generation Clear as winter ice This is your paradise in an MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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Covid cases in USA on a steady decline, which is a good time for Trump to hold a superspreader rally in a state with the lowest vaccination rate
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Hot dog, cucumber, carrot, banana, eggplant, daikon radish, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, pineapple, AIRCRAFT CARRIER
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Senate Dems want to 'go big' after parliamentarian decision
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Gym Jordan says a respected DOJ attorney is "too outspoken and critical of the GOP." Plus, she's a woman and we know how terrified Gymmy is of strong women
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Bob Costas calls for Conservatives to oust the MAGA fringe and be strong and sane again
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| Fri May 07, 2021 |
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Soros, Soros, Chinese, Major, Antifa, sketchy laptop repairman, Soros, Major, Black Lesbian Communists for Satan, Antifa, Soros, Soros, Major, Antifa
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Staffers working for DeSantis have formed DeSupport group
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And they say Eric is the dumb one
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Isn't just asking questions a well known type of trolling?
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Bottoms won't run again
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Cancel Culture Cancels God. This is doubleplusungood, according to Fox News
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| Mon May 03, 2021 |
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Australia: Now that we think about it, perhaps allowing China to buy one of our key shipping ports was a horrible, greedy, incredibly shortsighted decision
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Miatch McConnell being pulled apart like a wishbone over infrastructure: Brent Spence Bridge linking Kentucky to Ohio is woefully inadequate, but Turtle doesn't want to raise taxes to pay for it
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Israel fighting 'shadow war,' plans to derail Iranian nuclear agreement even without the support of the Minbari Federation, the Narn Regime, the Vorlons, or the League of Non-Aligned Worlds
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Who would have thought that America just wants a normal boring president after four years of a Twitter in Chief
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Joe Scarborough laments the fact Ronald Reagan couldn't win a GOP primary nowadays
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Republicans will stop accepting donations in exchange for "looking the other way" when corporate bigwigs dodge taxes, says Senator Ted Cruz
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Sen. John Barasso the asso: It's OK when Trump spends America's money but not when Biden does it
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How backlogged are US Navy maintenance efforts on its vessels? Fast-attack submarine USS Boise has been out of service, awaiting overhaul since October 2015
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| Fri April 30, 2021 |
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From the wallpaper to the racism, a brief summary of the worst of BoJo's scandals
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DeJoy is one step closer to being DeJobless
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"I agree with you, gimme another five days"
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The number of unaccompanied migrant children held in jail-like conditions at the border dropped nearly 84% last month
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At first you think Cruella is a devil, but after time has worn away the shock, you come to realize you've seen her kind of eyes watching you from underneath a rock in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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All your White House are belong to us
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Donald Trump wants Herschel Walker to join him in doomed venture. This is not a repeat from 1983
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Does voting Republican make a white farmer socially disadvantaged?
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How about this, warhawks, if you want to continue fighting useless, disastrous wars then go fight them yourself
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Meghan McCain joins in to whip up her own special batch of distilled conservative tears over the Biden speech. Surely these people knew the Selfishness Railroad was going to derail someday
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You had me at 'butt squad' (NSFW)
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Ok, boomer
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Ain't no drama like Trump drama 'cause Trump drama divides the GOP and makes life better for non-racists
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Stephen Miller called Biden's speech "lifeless and dry," which is what would happen to Miller if he were exposed to sunlight
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Scamvangelist Robin Bullock: Hillary Clinton was trying to use Covid to bring about the end of the world
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| Thu April 29, 2021 |
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100 days, 100 nights to know a man's heart and a little more before he knows his own. Wait a minute, maybe I need to slow it down just a little, take my time in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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President Joe Biden said that he was not briefed about the search warrants executed at Rudy Giuliani's apartment, and he doesn't want to be briefed. Not my job, mon
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Liz Cheney's fist bump with Biden will be the bump that launched a thousand ships, except that instead of being packed with angry Spartans they'll be jammed with MAGAts, Q Cultists, and Servile Republicans presumably chained to the oars
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Fox News host realizes the right wing echo chamber is coming from inside the network
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Apparently part of the problem in the Senate is that certain Democratic senators still believe in non-existent things such as the Easter bunny, Santa Claus, and bipartisanship
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Jon Snow to step down as Channel 4 News presenter at end of 2021, no doubt so he can ride through the snow with a crowd of wildlings
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Lauren Boebert took out a space blanket to protest immigration during Biden's speech
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The GOP ignored everything Biden said for their speech rebuttal to whine about unity
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Standing at the podium as president after a political career of 40 years, Biden showed he has a patience few politicians possess, yet his speech was distinctly impatient, calling for immediate action, almost as if he feels "the fierce urgency of now"
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Donald Trump wants you to know that he doesn't know what the feds were looking for when they raided Rudy's apartment. Just saying
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Too much malarkey about unity, successful vaccinations, buy American, "white supremacy" and "systemic racism," complains the NY Post about President Biden's speech to Congress. Worst of all, everybody wore face masks
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CNN's Pundits grade Biden's address to the nation. See if you can spot the bitter right-wing troll in the mix
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GOP's only Black Republican senator Tim Scott responses to President Joe Biden's address to Congress, says America isn't racist. That's the joke
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Senator Tom Scott (R SC) blames Biden for pulling the GOP apart
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Shoot yer machine guns in Arkansas. BRRRRRRRT
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Biden and Liz were hugging in the closet and the Turtle was there and I saw the Turtle and the Turtle looked at me
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| Tue April 27, 2021 |
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Majority of Americans approve of getting a bunch of money sent to them regularly. Also, something about Biden but TLDR YOLO
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King Joseph Manchin of West Virginia warns President Biden not so fast on his infrastructure plan, says he has some dictating to do
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Story about the metrics of Biden's first 100 days in office compared to other presidents, closes on an eye-popping number: Trump was president for 1,460 days, during which time he sent out over 26,000 Tweets, or an average of over 18 a day
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I went to the market to realize my soul, 'cause what I need I just don't have. First they curse then they press me 'til I hurt, we say read the MSNBC Discussion thread, live 7:00 PM EDT
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Subby loves clowns but really could do without this particular circus
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Watchmen say they'll watch the Watchmen. We all know how effective sequels are
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What he meant to say is how dare a president who is not a Republican lead the country his way with only a slim majority
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This might break your heart, but the Republican Party is failing in so many ways right now thanks to the success of Joe Biden that it may never come back
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Noted economist and scholar Rose McGowan says Democrats are in a cult because the leaders don't help the people. Policies for racial equality, a living wage, affordable healthcare and education, infrastructure, what have the Romans ever done for us
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"Wokeness is a problem and we all know it", says noted conservative...checks notes... James Carville?
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"How Barack Obama's eight years shaped Joe Biden's first 100 days"
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So how exactly will Biden pay for the infrastructure plan? With a $80 billion investment in the IRS to give them the funding to go after wealthy tax evaders. Fark: This alone is projected to have a return of $700 billion
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Ten years ago today, President Obama didn't call Donald Trump an ignorant racist, but he did drop the long form mic
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| Thu April 22, 2021 |
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CVS Health has been quietly bankrolling the anti-Medicare For All campaign
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"W" on golf. "I played in my first year. Then when we had troops in combat I didn't play at all [...] because I didn't want some mother to see, you know, these kids in combat seeing the commander-in-chief out there playing golf. So I didn't play any"
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Republicans unveil their own infrastructure plan. It turns out, that for Republicans, the rich are infrastructure
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Laura Loomer, Mike Pompeo, and Donald Trump party together at Mar-A-Lago. Nothing good can come of this
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Oh, look. The GOP cares about the debt ceiling again
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Lara Trump is called the "wild card" in the NC Senate race, which is the nicest thing you can say about anyone in that family
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How broken is the GOP? 98% of Trump supporters believe he lost due to election fraud, 90% think he was truthful in everything he said about COVID-19, and two-thirds think that Antifa was to blame for the events of Jan. 6
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Why hasn't Biden fully solved climate change in his first 100 days?
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Senate confirms former civil rights lawyer Vanita Gupta as Associate Attorney General 51-49
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| Mon April 19, 2021 |
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Senators Cruz and Hawley know they can't derail the confirmation of Biden's DOJ nominees, but the mouth-breathers who form the GOP base for presidential primaries want to see them "stick it to the libs" and it's a bonus if they are women of color
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The GOP is frustrated that nobody is paying any attention to its attempts to define Joe Biden as a doddering, ineffectual, senile loser of a president. It's almost like nobody wants to take them seriously anymore
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Well, did she make you cry, make you break down, shatter your illusions of Love? And is it over now, do you know how, pick up the pieces and read the MSNBC dicussion thread, 7:00 PM Eastern
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Senate Democrats are thinking about decreasing their corporate tax hike from 28% to 25% to appease Joe Manchin, even though it's still below the pre-Trump rate
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Bargain bin nosferatu Stephen Miller whines that voting rights would put Democrats in charge "forever" as if that were a bad thing
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We've reached the point where a sane, practical speech from a Republican almost needs the newsflash tag
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How about a tall cold glass of go fark yourself Marjorie
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| Thu April 15, 2021 |
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Republican Senator from West Virginia calls raising corporate taxes to pay for Biden's infrastructure plan "a non-starter". No, not HIM, the other W.Va senator
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Billionaires' profits could cover 70% of Biden's American Jobs Plan -- and that's just their profits from the pandemic alone. So maybe it's time to stop letting billionaires dictate tax law, hm?
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Ze Germans are very impressed vis how Sleepy Joe has made ze trains, I mean, ze vaccines run on time, ja?
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Biden to call Putin a big meanie at 4:30PM press conference
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Now that Biden has proven he can handle the Covid pandemic, he turns his eye towards eliminating the HIV / AIDS pandemic
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Welp, that's the stupidest thing you'll read today
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Military advisors: Only by staying forever will we win the Forever War. That's a heck of a catch
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New survey shows that nearly half of all Republicans are every bit the uneducated sociopaths as previously thought
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Richard Wright's long-unpublished novel on police brutality is finally getting published
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Democrats one year ago: all right, fine. Biden. Democrats now: oh hell yes, Biden with a 95% approval rating
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Here come the judge, here come the judge, here come the judge, order in the Supreme Court, here come the judge
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