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Sat February 04, 2023       College workers of the world, unite source: politico.com   |   share: 46   Fri February 03, 2023       America's stupidest columnist™ blames current president for debt piled up by past presidents source: usatoday.com   |   share: 163         Can democrats regain relevance in Crazyville? source: thehill.com   |   share: 102         After a hard fought season, Mississippi has secured the #1 seed for hookworm and infant mortality source: mississippifreepress.org   |   share: 46   Thu February 02, 2023       Activist investors push to get Sausage King of Chicago off the Disney board source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14   Wed February 01, 2023       ♫ 50...is a magic number ♫ source: today.com   |   share: 44   Mon January 30, 2023       There must be some really good shiat on Scott Perry's phone for the court ruckus to spill out into the streets like this source: politico.com   |   share: 50         Joe Manchin sees himself as a "shuttle diplomat" although most people on both sides wish he'd be more of a Challenger source: aol.com   |   share: 81   Sun January 29, 2023       Biden: Fool me twice, shame on me source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 81   Sat January 28, 2023       Man who phoned in bomb threats released on the condition he get psychiatric help and turns in his library card source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 7   Thu January 26, 2023       Oh, nothing. Just an old text resurfacing of George Santos saluting Hitler and joking about killing Blacks and Jews. It's not like the GQP is going to do anything about it anyway source: patch.com   |   share: 147         National Archives asks all former Presidents and Vice Presidents to pretty please check under their couch cushions for any classified documents that might have fallen out of their pockets source: cnn.com   |   share: 115         On today's episode of "What Big Brass Ones These Guys Must Have", the GQP demands that Biden must pick out the agencies to wipe out in order to appease them enough to raise the debt ceiling source: huffpost.com   |   share: 128   Wed January 25, 2023       Ol' King Coal has a bill to delay federal tax credits for electric vehicles because the Treasury issued regulations that would allow carmakers to bypass the "poison pill" he put in the last bill to make it nearly impossible for any car to qualify source: msn.com   |   share: 87         Wednesday is here, and feel free to dance around to The Cramps as we navigate through another barrage of news on the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread source: msnbc.com   |   share: 123         Oh, come on guys: Now we're going all the way back to the Carter days with these classified documents fiascos? source: apnews.com   |   share: 64   (Some Guy)       Did someone just pull a Frank Pentangeli on Biden? source: neuburger.substack.com   |   share: 55         Faux News for 2 weeks: "Vice Presidents can't declassify documents; only Presidents can." Faux News after Pence was caught with classified docs: "Vice Presidents can declassify" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 66   Tue January 24, 2023       James Comer has one skill, and one skill only: He can connect Hunter Biden to anything source: msnbc.com   |   share: 84         Is it EVERYTHING? Subby's guessing it's EVERYTHING source: msnbc.com   |   share: 44         One of the major problems in resolving the debt ceiling crisis is that, despite their rabid, spittle-laced opposition to raising the debt ceiling, many Republicans don't actually have any idea what it is source: msnbc.com   |   share: 78         When you've lost Dan Abrams... Goodbye, America. 1776-2023 RIP source: mediaite.com   |   share: 84   Mon January 23, 2023       Mike Pence is "courting" controversial pastors. NTTAWWT, but don't tell Mother source: motherjones.com   |   share: 40       Arizona Democrat Ruben Gallego announces he's had enough of Krysten Sinema's shiat source: cnn.com   |   share: 100   Sun January 22, 2023       Manchin could fark up 2024 source: axios.com   |   share: 125         Biden wants to fund the police source: mediaite.com   |   share: 290   Sat January 21, 2023       Newsweek pulls Trump's greatest hits out of the cutout bin. 'Oh Hillary' and 'Barak around the clock' don't stand the test of time. 'Biden my time' remix and 'My vaccinated heart' fail to chart source: newsweek.com   |   share: 57   Fri January 20, 2023     Biden: No ragrets source: npr.org   |   share: 92         Dark money group trying to pack the judiciary with RWNJs nopes out of existence when reporters start asking questions about it, and its $5M purchase of Kellyanne Conway's worthless consulting business in 2017, while she was advising Trump on judges source: politico.com   |   share: 32         "Under no circumstances should Republicans vote to cut a single penny from Medicare or Social Security," says... wait, that can't be right source: politico.com   |   share: 131         Of all the opinions written that were utterly devoid of reality, this one is the devoidest source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 65         Michigan Republican Party Trumped around and found out source: bridgemi.com   |   share: 40   Thu January 19, 2023       Remember when we joked about how Republicans would claim Joe Biden's classified documents were on Hunter Biden's laptop? It's actually even dumber than that source: nypost.com   |   share: 100         As Veep, Joe had a superpower none of us knew about, and oh boy is it relevant now source: usatoday.com   |   share: 82         To-Do List (in case I win) - Step 1: Visit Jeffrey Epstein's grave (bring flowers). Step 2: Commence the demise of the whole world (complain loudly and blame others the entire time the world burns) source: msn.com   |   share: 68         White House: "They put THOSE assclowns on the Oversight Committee? Will they all pile out of a tiny car and ride unicycles every day?" .... Flounder: "This is great" source: politico.com   |   share: 98   Wed January 18, 2023 (Some Guy)       Ghostburgers? I'd like place an order for delivery. The address is 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Ask for Joe source: deleciousfood.com   |   share: 114         How does 'Bidencare' or 'UncleJoeCare' sound? source: khn.org   |   share: 204         We hold these truths to be self-evident: Shut up, honky. On this day in 1975, The Jeffersons premiered source: mynorthwest.com   |   share: 39         Coalfinger and Quirky high-five over blocking the filibuster while on vacation in Switzerland because it's funny to hate voters source: thehill.com   |   share: 42   Tue January 17, 2023       Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment source: huffpost.com   |   share: 42         Republican voters who sought a Republican representative are entitled to get one, even if he's flawed, and may have stolen money, and definitely hired someone to impersonate a McCarthy aide, and possibly injured some bathers. Amity means friendship source: newsweek.com   |   share: 74   Mon January 16, 2023       Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards source: mediaite.com   |   share: 199         Can't have a gas stove without a lot of gaslighting source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 235         Sure, Matt. That'll totally change wimmin's minds source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 95         Bacon says we're cooked source: yahoo.com   |   share: 114   Sun January 15, 2023       Americans expect Republicans to Republican source: usatoday.com   |   share: 45         I'm walkin' here source: cnn.com   |   share: 45   Sat January 14, 2023       Republicans express growing concern that Special Counsel Robert Hur hasn't already convicted Biden of treasonous malfeasance, arrested him, and reinstalled Donald Trump as president source: msnbc.com   |   share: 65         All G7 leaders who have correctly read the room decide to stay away from Davos this year. Olaf Scholz: Halten Sie mein Bier source: cnbc.com   |   share: 36   Fri January 13, 2023       Jesse Watters goes swimming without his floaties source: mediaite.com   |   share: 45         Can you trust a chronic liar? source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 74         Today's Slatesplanation: No, dumbass, Biden is not coming to take your gas stove. One commissioner on one committee made one offhand comment and everyone, liberals and conservatives alike, went nuts for different reasons source: slate.com   |   share: 181         MSNBC struggling to spin Biden's classified document dilemma source: msnbc.com   |   share: 163   Thu January 12, 2023       Fox News has now merged the Biden Classified Documents Scandal with Hunter Biden's laptop. Now do Benghazi source: foxnews.com   |   share: 149   Wed January 11, 2023       Investigation into racist, sexist, homophobic Minnesota sheriff who got a DWI conviction found he needed his previous job back and 20k/year raise source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 47         We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis source: apnews.com   |   share: 191         When the USSR broke up in '91, guess who sent Russia weapons in lieu of money and guess where they're being deployed now? source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 45   Tue January 10, 2023     Problem: Republicans are being dicks about Biden's Student Debt Relief. Solution: Use Executive Power to make the payments so small, you pay almost nothing and ALL the debt is wiped out in 20 years source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 168         It's that time of year to start planning for a Government shutdown, possibly by August source: forbes.com   |   share: 59   Mon January 09, 2023       Migration among major issues ahead of "Three Amigos Summit" in Mexico City. Would you say they have a plethora of problems? source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 36         Highlighting actual problems caused by politician's interference, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott hands President Biden a letter he couldn't mail because the previous administration gutted the post office source: king5.com   |   share: 41         Internet Military expert Elon Musk and video game designer Richard Garriott exchange tweets about how dumb the Ukrainian Army is for deploying tanks which EvERYONE knows are obsolete "death traps". Actual military experts tell them both to get bent source: newsweek.com   |   share: 31   Sun January 08, 2023       A look at the GOP's agenda now that McCarthy is the Speaker: Hunter's laptop. Check source: cnn.com   |   share: 160   Fri January 06, 2023 (Black Enterprise)       Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself source: blackenterprise.com   |   share: 47         Robbing a bank is bad but robbing a bank when you're on parole for robbing a bank is just too much source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 22         "The most obvious speaker solution is also the most radical. Just find a few Democrats already. Form a freaking coalition. Edge out these hardline Republicans and get the House to work" source: cnn.com   |   share: 276   Thu January 05, 2023       Three words: Senator Kid Rock source: thehill.com   |   share: 71         The GQP doesn't like it when you refer to its never-Kevin clown car as the "Taliban 19." So, you know, stop doing that source: msnbc.com   |   share: 88   Wed January 04, 2023       Sure they can't agree on a Speaker, but the House Republicans' #1 priority already has a webpage source: oversight.house.gov   |   share: 107         The Squad is growing. You will be assimilated source: msnbc.com   |   share: 59   Tue January 03, 2023       George Santos has essentially become the Lead Liar in a Party of Deception source: msnbc.com   |   share: 137         Duke Alumni Suck source: indyweek.com   |   share: 16   Mon January 02, 2023       Bacon is willing to play footloose and fancy free with Democrats if the rest of his party stays more than six degrees away from Kevin and leaves him home alone source: mediaite.com   |   share: 46         Ready-made Fark headline: MAGA guy who calls Democrats paedophiles turns out to be a paedophile source: indy100.com   |   share: 102   Sun January 01, 2023       Or another way to sum up this "poll" might be: Republicans: 'What about me?' Democrats: 'What about them?' source: ktla.com   |   share: 60         The most batshiat political moments of 2022 source: vox.com   |   share: 50   Sat December 31, 2022       Fox supports lying liar source: mediaite.com   |   share: 112   Fri December 30, 2022       No Surprises Act is full of surprises source: statnews.com   |   share: 69         2022's "Red Wave" was so strong that in Michigan, Democrats control all statewide offices and both houses of the state legislature for the first time in 44 years source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 85         The GOP has its own self-caused crisis with Ukraine, and they may show their loyalty to Russia if they choose poorly source: politico.com   |   share: 52   Thu December 29, 2022       Trump threatens to leave the Grand Old Party and form the Old Party of Grandness. SPLITTER source: mediaite.com   |   share: 193         Ted Cruz confirms he can only orgasm by way of public humiliation source: newsweek.com   |   share: 96         Michelle Obama is 100% honest about her marriage. Naturally, Republicans have a problem with this because they have never had multiple affairs, multiple divorces and always respect the sanctity of marriage source: nypost.com   |   share: 116   Wed December 28, 2022       Yo Gabba Comrade tears into 'George Santos' during Fox interview: "Do you have no shame?" source: thehill.com   |   share: 152         Former President Obama's List of Best Books and Movies of 2022; saw that one, not that, definitely not that one source: cnn.com   |   share: 17   Tue December 27, 2022       A 'sea change' ahead on China policy in the White House? Apparently the era of cooperation is coming to a screeching halt source: politico.com   |   share: 60   Sat December 24, 2022 (Some Guy in Denial)       Many Republicans are election deniers and it's all the Democrats' fault, of course source: 19fortyfive.com   |   share: 123         The GOP wants us in debt source: politico.com   |   share: 130   Fri December 23, 2022       Joe Biden is apparently evil because he.. didn't say "Jesus"... Huh? source: msn.com   |   share: 137         Getting into a land war in Asia, or going against a Sicilian when death is on the line? source: newsweek.com   |   share: 65   Thu December 22, 2022       DeSantis Democrats are totally a real thing. Seriously, why would Fox News lie? source: foxnews.com   |   share: 68   Mon December 19, 2022       For the first time ever, the White House has lit a menorah for Hanukkah source: npr.org   |   share: 38         Today's Slatesplanation: How to not pick a disastrous president. A quick flowchart: 1) Is he orange? If yes, do not vote source: slate.com   |   share: 42   Sun December 18, 2022       Greg Abbott can't escape across the border from this one source: mediaite.com   |   share: 56         AZ cowboy loses election, loses lawsuit over election, and is told never to be seen in these here courts again source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 44   Sat December 17, 2022       Democrats are usually the ones who experience a cruel truth about American democracy: That one political party can get more votes than the other, but doesn't receive a comparable level of power. This time, it's the Republicans' turn source: cnn.com   |   share: 69   Fri December 16, 2022       President Biden to give Cindy McCain huge promotion source: axios.com   |   share: 105   Wed December 14, 2022       This award is cause for very serious concern source: collins.senate.gov   |   share: 45         Kanye fails the animal/vegetable/mineral game source: hitc.com   |   share: 67         Gallup Poll: Government remains Americans' top problem, say it sucks more than the high cost of living or inflation source: news.gallup.com   |   share: 61   Tue December 13, 2022       GQP wants Trumpism without Trump, Desantis without the kindness source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 104         Dark Brandon invites thousands to the White House to celebrate gay marriage and give a big "FU" to Clarence Thomas who wanted to ban the interracial variety source: apnews.com   |   share: 59         Republicans talking civil war, but not for the reason you might think source: thehill.com   |   share: 119         Goofus uses tax dollars to dump shipping containers in the desert, while Gallant uses tax dollars to help people successfully start new lives source: apnews.com   |   share: 21   Mon December 12, 2022       Please excuse Hunter Biden for talking to me at the State Dinner, signed Kevin McCarthy's mother source: mediaite.com   |   share: 70         Snopes debunks that thing that you all believed after exhaustive fact check source: snopes.com   |   share: 103         Dark Brandon is undertaking his own Kobayashi Maru as he feels more pressure to release the Stinky Cat source: theguardian.com   |   share: 163         Rick Scott says Herschel Walker will be a leader in the GOP "for years to come." Democrats thrilled source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 85   Sat December 10, 2022       Because of course she did. Tag says it all source: cnn.com   |   share: 148   Fri December 09, 2022       Newt Gingrich's frothing nonsense could help democrats source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 78         Sanders will give 2024 "a hard look," mostly due to his trifocals being out of prescription source: thehill.com   |   share: 286   Thu December 08, 2022       Inside the doomed Walker campaign, complete with winning quotes: "Stop being a moron on TV," "If you think that's how it works, you're smoking drugs," and pic of unironically upside-down Women sign source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 64         MTG is INSULTED that Herschel Walker wouldn't allow her to campaign for him. What was she gonna do, have an abortion at a rally? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 93         Fox News stomps on Donald Trump's face. "Having suffered the rare humiliation of failing to win a second term in the Oval Office, and having cost his party a majority in the senate - 3 times - it is time for Donald Trump to step away from politics" source: foxnews.com   |   share: 100   Wed December 07, 2022       "Herschel was like a plane crash into a train wreck that rolled into a dumpster fire. And an orphanage. Then an animal shelter. You kind of had to watch it squinting through one eye between your fingers" source: ajc.com   |   share: 134         American Jews fear conflict with new Israeli government after Netanyahu goes full GQP source: apnews.com   |   share: 137   Tue December 06, 2022       Polls close at 7 EST, GQP fraud claims continue from now until the end of time: this is your Georgia runoff thread source: cnn.com   |   share: 1065       "The offending material ... Taibbi revealed was removed by Twitter at the Biden campaign's request turns out to have been ... Hunter Biden in the buff. ... let's just say that he has been blessed by nature" source: newrepublic.com   |   share: 179   Mon December 05, 2022       Sen. Kennedy (R-eally dumb) said, "These high IQ stupid people have an answer for everything. You know why? Because they think they're smarter...than the American people," while wearing a button referencing a fictional Alabama man with an IQ of 75 source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 119         Disney Store in Japan Goes There and is selling merch featuring Winnie the Pooh holding a blank sheet of paper, which is both a sick burn of the current Chinese leader and a sign of solidarity with the protesters currently demonstrating in China source: npr.org   |   share: 77         Elon Musk did not kill himself (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 131         Yeda: The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has source: mediaite.com   |   share: 80         Betting on Warnock? You are not alone source: thehill.com   |   share: 73   Sun December 04, 2022       Democrats: "We mustn't fight each other. Surely we should be united against the common enemy." Republicans: "THE JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT?" source: phys.org   |   share: 125   Sat December 03, 2022       Herschel Walker (R) tries to avoid missteps in final days before Georgia runoff...like a bull carefully closing the door to the china shop on the way out source: politico.com   |   share: 83         Roberts and Beerbro livid over Biden official's statement that the Supreme Court is a co-equal branch and not supreme source: slate.com   |   share: 87   Fri December 02, 2022       With Hakeem Jeffries in charge, CNN does it's usually headline about Democrats in...array? source: cnn.com   |   share: 132         Republican Party aborts Herschel Walker's campaign source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 151         I could watch Barack Obama roast Herschel Walker all day source: twitter.com   |   share: 173         Six big questions for the first six months of 2023 concerning the 2024 presidential campaign source: thehill.com   |   share: 26         A photo gallery of all the guests who attended Biden's first state dinner with French president Macron. Wait, I don't see any fascists, Nazis, white supremacists, QAnon theorists, Fox News pundits, or ammosexuals. What is this I don't even source: cnn.com   |   share: 71   Thu December 01, 2022       Well, if there's anyone who'd serve Macaroni & Cheese at a White House state dinner, it's Joe Bi... hang on, I may have misread that headline source: theguardian.com   |   share: 41         Americans are drawn to Twitter like a moth to the flame of a dumpsterfire source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 21   Wed November 30, 2022       Leader of ISIS killed again. I mean, not this particular leader, he wasn't killed again. That only happens once. But someone who was serving in the position briefly following the killing of the last ISIS leader has been killed. Again source: cnn.com   |   share: 40         You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons and terrorists source: apnews.com   |   share: 424         Why do Republicans love Concussion Cowboy? source: alternet.org   |   share: 89         Herschel Walker boasts that he has support from experienced politicians like Donald Trump (even though Trump has been banned from coming to Georgia), while his opponent only has support from non-political celebrities like Barack Obama source: mediaite.com   |   share: 111   Tue November 29, 2022       Russia suspends nuclear arms control talks with the US over 'differences,' possibly like the fact that theirs probably don't work any more source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 50         As had been said by others, "He had the right to remain silent, he just doesn't have the ability" source: msn.com   |   share: 71         No Trumps allowed source: politicususa.com   |   share: 95   Mon November 28, 2022       Difficulty is Simena going to make it through the Primary? Anyway here is your Republicans are going to eventually win so the Democrats should just give up thread for the day source: thehill.com   |   share: 126         The GQP tried to stop early voting in Georgia and lost. And now records for early voting turnout are once again being smashed source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 89         Stinky Cat gaining traction. ewwww source: theguardian.com   |   share: 45         Incoming GOP leaders says our weapons are too complex for Ukrainians. "Our air defense systems are so complex, we need to make certain that we work with partners and pull together an air defense system that they can" blah blah blah source: thehill.com   |   share: 90   Sat November 26, 2022       Juan Williams argues for assault weapons ban. On Fox News source: mediaite.com   |   share: 57         Musk will back Trump 2.0 source: theguardian.com   |   share: 97   Fri November 25, 2022       Sarah Palin's loss in Alaska just proves that she will go down in history as one of the most influential politicians of the modern age. This is CNN source: cnn.com   |   share: 77   Thu November 24, 2022       Thanksgiving, happy. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Let's see your turkey day photographs source: msnbc.com   |   share: 74   Wed November 23, 2022       Listen, and understand. That GQP is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Hunter Biden is a thing source: slate.com   |   share: 103         If you ever wondered what one of Hitler's speeches would sound like if it were delivered by Ralph Wiggum source: yahoo.com   |   share: 40   Tue November 22, 2022       Lindsey Graham finally going down to Georgia for some sweet tea and fifth source: ajc.com   |   share: 77         GOP hits 219 on House midterm scoreboard after CA-22 call source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 118   Mon November 21, 2022       Let me dust off this here mutual defense treaty and remind no one in particular to not phark around with the Philippines source: dw.com   |   share: 40         Paul Ryan: I'm not irrelevant yet. Entire GOP: New fascist phone, who dis? source: cnn.com   |   share: 56         Georgia GQP: You can vote on Saturday. Georgia GQP after Dems win Nevada Senate race: Oops, no you can't. We really want you to, but sorry, the law says you can't. Judge: Yes, they can. Georgia GQP: This is an outrage We appeal source: thehill.com   |   share: 69   (Some Guy)       No Kevin, the military is one of those Republican things you DO want to support. Beginner mistake source: washingtonpress.com   |   share: 53         Return of Dark Brandon -- the Darkening source: thehill.com   |   share: 92   Sat November 19, 2022       So what happens if Hunter Biden just ignores the congressional subpoenas like TFG and all his cronies have? Chessmate, Qevin source: apnews.com   |   share: 220   Fri November 18, 2022       Biden should get a life source: forward.com   |   share: 22         Midterm polls were off due to strategery from Democrats or something source: alternet.org   |   share: 63         Because you're all idiots, Bret source: mediaite.com   |   share: 98         Jesse Watters urges Americans to have unprotected sex and propagate the species before "foreigners" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 117   Thu November 17, 2022       When you're such an ultra-MAGA election denier that even your fellow Republican legislators no longer trust you and kick you out of their caucus... that's #winning, right? source: wbay.com   |   share: 24   Wed November 16, 2022       GOP caught the house dog source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 235         Before he loses the spotlight he has enjoyed, Joe Manchin really feels like it's necessary to kick his party in the junk one last time during the lame duck session source: politico.com   |   share: 88         Honestly, it would have been faster to list all the true statements source: cnn.com   |   share: 54         While Trump was stumbling through his "big announcement" , on the other side of the world "Sleepy Joe" was conducting expert diplomacy to prevent WWIII source: msn.com   |   share: 78         Democrats on the impending eleventy thousand House investigations into Hunter Biden and Dr. Fauci: "Bring it on" source: politico.com   |   share: 250         Woman dances with Obamas, dies source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 54   Tue November 15, 2022       The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com   |   share: 82         Donald Trump paid a bill source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 30         Rupert Murdoch says he can quit drinking any time he wants source: mediaite.com   |   share: 86         Stop being mean to my son. Signed, Elon's mother source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 45         You don't say source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 405         Conservaworld Alternate Headline: Michelle Obama urges young Americans to hatred and violence source: npr.org   |   share: 67         We've gone from "Prepare for the Red Wave of MAGA, stupid libs" to "Biden's on the verge of having the most successful midterms since JFK" source: newsweek.com   |   share: 147   Mon November 14, 2022       Yes, Democrats need Georgia source: motherjones.com   |   share: 84         Insurrectionist Rep. Mo Brooks:"It would be a bad mistake for the GOP to have Trump as their nominee, Trump has proven himself to be dishonest, disloyal, incompetent, crude and a lot of other things that alienate so many independents and Republicans" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 127         How do you do, fellow Democrats? Wanna get all woke about unseating Joe Biden? source: politico.com   |   share: 350   Sun November 13, 2022       Rick Scott absolutely destroys the GOP for their mid-term massaging. Also, Rick Scott was in charge of mid-term messaging source: mediaite.com   |   share: 135   Sat November 12, 2022     Will the next Senate Majority Leader please step forward. Not so fast there, Mitch McConnell source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 758         The GOP farked itself source: politico.com   |   share: 185         The economy is on the brink, inflation out of control, border under attack from the Mongol horde, as the GOP states. What will be their first step to fix it all? Investigate Hunter Biden source: mediaite.com   |   share: 178   Fri November 11, 2022       "The most underestimated president in recent history" source: cnn.com   |   share: 308         Mark Kelly wins his Arizona Senate seat, again source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 144         Elise Stefanik picks sides, chooses...poorly source: thehill.com   |   share: 50         Trump wanted a special master but now he doesn't want the special master to do his job, so did Trump not understand what a special master does or did he just want to complain when he didn't get one? source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 84         Astronaut defeats asswipe source: politico.com   |   share: 149         Noose found at the construction site of Obama's presidential library source: cnn.com   |   share: 64         Official Michigan GOP postmortem of its worst election performance in 40 years can be distilled down to 3 words: "Fark you, Trump" source: freep.com   |   share: 62         He always was. Insert "OBVIOUS" tag here source: wric.com   |   share: 44   Thu November 10, 2022       Danny Werfel nominated as next IRS Commissioner. That Heisman Trophy really paid off source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 1   (Some Guy)       Eight takeaways from the 2022 midterms, starting with the fact that "the electorate is more progressive than elected officials and corporate media pundits care to admit" source: jacobin.com   |   share: 97         With Pennsylvania the Democrats have a road map of how to actually appeal to working class Americans and win elections . Expect them to promptly ignore it source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 154         You ever have one of those days where you just wanna pull your head all the way inside your shell, retract all four legs and your tail, and just go to sleep? Yeah, Mitch feels your pain source: slate.com   |   share: 58         Fox News baffled by successful Biden superpower: somehow possessing the ability to keep his mouth shut source: foxnews.com   |   share: 48         Just in case the midterms got your hopes up, here's four ways the Democrats will become even more disarrayed before 2024 source: slate.com   |   share: 178         Musk has just told all Twitter staff that remote working will end, and everyone needs to be in the office at least 40 hours per week. Is there no beginning to his genius? source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 56         GOP looks to corner space alien vote in Georgia runoff source: thehill.com   |   share: 47   Wed November 09, 2022       There's a lot we don't know yet about the election results but what we DO know is that this was the worst performance by a party out of power since 2002. You know, the year W's approval ratings were in the 70's and the country was cosplaying 1942? source: cnn.com   |   share: 157         Michael Moore taking his victory lap source: michaelmoore.com   |   share: 136         The last polls closed at 1am EST, so when is Garland gonna get off his a$$ and file charges against TFG? This is your Eeyore/Pollyanna/ANGH/Real Soon Now discussion thread source: justice.gov   |   share: 231         Fox News to Republicans: One day, you're gonna have to face a deep, dark, truthful mirror. And it's gonna tell you things that I still love you too much to say source: mediaite.com   |   share: 102       Every single Republican the Democrats helped get the nomination, lost. Mission Accomplished source: huffpost.com   |   share: 267         Fox News reports that it would be a bad idea to impeach President Joe Biden if Republicans retake the House. Republicans might decide to ignore this fair and balanced suggestion source: mediaite.com   |   share: 62   Tue November 08, 2022       Let's just get this over with. This is your official Fark midterm election thread. First results come in at 7 p.m. ET source: cnbc.com   |   share: 3468         Russian media gloats: "After the midterm elections, we'll see a glass jar full of poisonous American spiders, tearing each other up. Go ahead and eat one another" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 81   Sun November 06, 2022       Cotton decides that running in 2024 would not be an interesting strategy source: cnn.com   |   share: 37   Sat November 05, 2022       King Coal has a hissyfit because Biden wants to eventually dethrone him source: foxnews.com   |   share: 180         Obama, Biden and Fetterman vs Trump, Oz, and Mastriano. Now taking bets source: thehill.com   |   share: 55         Why do news organizations treat us like idiots by running stories that assume we are morons? Oh yeah right, gotcha. Your bi-annual clock changing is going to kill you story source: cnn.com   |   share: 59         Biden "ain't buying" what the hand-wringing media is selling source: apnews.com   |   share: 216         Never one to be upstaged by Oprah Winfrey, *Chuck Norris* finally weighs in on some Senate race. Creepy, Dumbass, Facepalm, Fail, Murika, Stupid tags all beat each other senseless, PSA tag rolls in during the commotion source: newsweek.com   |   share: 80   Fri November 04, 2022       The federal government is 'controlled by a secret cabal,' at least 44% of Americans think so according to this poll source: axios.com   |   share: 124         Running through the dark, mesmerized by the 7pm ET MSNBC thread, people banged into one another in grand slapstick style, fell down, got bloody noses, argued as to whose fault it had been source: msnbc.com   |   share: 153         Republicans plan to investigate Hunter Biden until the cows come home if they take over the House. Every Democrat in the country seen shrugging and saying have at it source: cnn.com   |   share: 140         Idiots Out Wandering Around at Trump hate rally source: mediaite.com   |   share: 58         Sinema AWOL for Arizona dems source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 80         Josh Hawley hopes to rub klan robes with Vance and Masters in the senate source: politico.com   |   share: 23         You get an endorsement. YOU get an endorsement. Hold up. Not you source: inquirer.com   |   share: 43   Thu November 03, 2022       There was no plan, no procedure, so simple that it could not get massively screwed up when thousands of persons tried to post in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread at the same time source: msnbc.com   |   share: 156         Look out, New York Times Pitchbot, you're getting some competition from the WaPo Hot Take Extruder source: msn.com   |   share: 51         Another day, another story about how Americans will embrace fascism because the price of eggs went up source: cnn.com   |   share: 104   Wed November 02, 2022       Republican candidate pushes for repeal of Obamacare. This is not a repeat from 2010 or 2012 or 2014 or 2016 or 2018 or 2020 source: msnbc.com   |   share: 81         Not to be outdone by JFK identifying as a jelly donut in front of packed Berlin crowd, TFG pens angry screed about richly delicious German fruit and nut loaf source: comicsands.com   |   share: 88         George Will is terrified that the Democrats will run Biden/Harris in 2024 allowing Trump to be elected and burn the entire country to the ground source: mediaite.com   |   share: 266         Herschel Foosball throws down the gauntlet, says he'll put his resume up against Barack Obama's anytime. Shall we? source: twitter.com   |   share: 132   Tue November 01, 2022       PA gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano is an admin for a FB group called "Mastriano Memes" that pumps out dozens of racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, transphic, or xenophobic posts a day. Which is a lot of "phobics" source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 52   Mon October 31, 2022       Pelosi attack bro David DePape's ex-girlfriend: He struggled with mental illness, believed he was Jesus for a year. So definitely MAGA source: sfchronicle.com   |   share: 121         "Conspiracy theory extremist" to "true patriot" in two months, or how the moderate GOP approaches the crazies source: apnews.com   |   share: 105         When Julia Roberts' parents couldn't pay the medical bills for her birth, the parents of some of their theater kids stepped in to help, some guy named Martin Luther King Jr source: ew.com   |   share: 32   Sun October 30, 2022       Found Oogie Boogie's house source: freep.com   |   share: 30         The Obamanator is back, and he ain't playing nice source: cnn.com   |   share: 114   Sat October 29, 2022       Today's "what ever happened to?" article is about that relic of a simpler, more optimistic time: the World's Fair source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: 75   Fri October 28, 2022       You just can't deny and abort this question source: theguardian.com   |   share: 52         Guess who's bragging about being the biggest, most lying Dick in the Senate, and we'll leave Harry out of this? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 37   Thu October 27, 2022       America is 50% Nazi and 50% Captain America. Does this mean we should punch ourselves in the face? source: thehill.com   |   share: 110         Thanks, Obama. No, really, thanks source: sportingnews.com   |   share: 6         For his 2024 run, Trump's thinking of getting the guy responsible for the "swiftboating" attacks against John Kerry during the 2004 election source: theguardian.com   |   share: 53   Wed October 26, 2022       Well, schitt source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 12   Tue October 25, 2022       ♫ "Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. ♫ Uncle Joe, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo." ♫ source: indy100.com   |   share: 50         Fetterman gets both Obama and Biden to come on out and help lock this election up source: mediaite.com   |   share: 52         Michael Moore is predicting that the 2022 midterms will become "Roevember" source: msn.com   |   share: 95         Old is new again: 2022 version of "(R name) darkening skin color of (D name) in ads" source: thebulwark.com   |   share: 39   Mon October 24, 2022       Florida Governor DeSantis endorses Republican candidate for Senate Joe O'Dea in Colorado and causes a twist in Trump's tighty whities source: msn.com   |   share: 33         CNN now very concerned that President Biden has spent more than a fourth of his presidency working from Delaware. WORKING source: cnn.com   |   share: 61         Dollar Store Nosferatu just can't quit extruding big, smelly logs of racism source: thenation.com   |   share: 91   Sat October 22, 2022       The IRS brings in a massive percentage of the funds the government receives every year. So, naturally, the GQP is pledging as part of its campaign platform to massively slash the agency's funding. Makes perfect sense, yep source: apnews.com   |   share: 103         We'll always have debt ceilings source: politico.com   |   share: 52         No shiat source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 241   Fri October 21, 2022       "Grandsuur Moyra says we are doing something now." "I beg your pardon?" "She believes that the messal is on the verge of coming up with new ideas instead of just talking about old FHF MSNBC threads at 7pm ET" source: msnbc.com   |   share: 113         There is good news in the pipeline for Democrats source: thehill.com   |   share: 59         Biden praises Delaware for kicking Oz out source: mediaite.com   |   share: 10         Get ready for investigations so ignorant it'll make Benghazi look legit source: thehill.com   |   share: 58   Thu October 20, 2022       Biden is going to meet a man wearing shorts under a bridge source: wtae.com   |   share: 26   (Some Guy)       Trump/Gabbard 2024? Sure that's a whole lot of crazy but it would be entertaining in a sadistic way source: 19fortyfive.com   |   share: 124         CNN finally uncovers the answer to what Republicans plan to do to curb inflation: Curve inflation. Seriously, they're just gonna kick it to the curve source: cnn.com   |   share: 85   Wed October 19, 2022       FTA: "MAGA doesn't Vote for stupid people with big mouths." Subby thought that was their entire platform source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 44   Tue October 18, 2022       Of all the Oh Well, Anyways that ever Oh Well, Anywayed, this is perhaps the Oh Well, Anywayest source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 82   Mon October 17, 2022       "Time, a funny thing" the Showman said. "Always flowing, always moving, yet never felt, never seen." "But you can, you can see it" cried the boy. "No, you can see the effect, not the time" Here's the evening MSNBC thread, 7 pm Est, on with the show source: msnbc.com   |   share: 145   Sun October 16, 2022       BSAB source: usatoday.com   |   share: 141         There he is eating ice cream like he's president or something source: foxnews.com   |   share: 102   Sat October 15, 2022       Republican governor posed to win in Oregon for first time since 1982 thanks to third-party candidate, but at least a lot of Oregonian edgelords really stuck it to the establishment. Anyways, Portland, enjoy all the progressive benefits of a red state source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 319         Five major takeaways from the Georgia senate debate source: cnn.com   |   share: 159   Fri October 14, 2022     House Democrats regroup source: politico.com   |   share: 58   Wed October 12, 2022       "Noted sane person" at which point Subby laughed soda all over the place source: abovethelaw.com   |   share: 62       Lady with too many first names, also, excessively correct source: politicususa.com   |   share: 52   Tue October 11, 2022     CVS counters Texas "tampon tax" with 25% off of menstrual products to stop at least some financial bleeding source: dallasnews.com   |   share: 57       And the Dems in the back said "reproductive rights' and it turned into an abortion ad blitz source: axios.com   |   share: 101         Contrary to popular belief, undecided voters aren't politically engaged moderates wrestling with policy contrasts. They're just not very bright source: inquirer.com   |   share: 122   Mon October 10, 2022       Suddenly, no one likes King Manchin in WV after his deal with Chuck Schumer. Poll shows they might want to dethrone him source: morningconsult.com   |   share: 184         Donald Trump claims both that all the documents seized at Mar-a-Lago 'are mine' and that they were planted source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 128         TFG's Chief of Staff Mark Meadows: unclear on the subject, apparently source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 67   Sun October 09, 2022       Finally, someone has the courage to say out loud what so many of us have been thinking privately: America is a nation of addicts and something needs to be done, and fast source: usatoday.com   |   share: 89         We're here at the 2022 Championship Moron Finals, where Louie Gohmert still reigns supreme as the Champion Mor.... hold on there just a second, Chuck, ZOMG, is that Tommy Tuberville's music I hear? source: al.com   |   share: 138

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