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Thu June 17, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't park badly near farms, the owners might retaliate with manure spreaders
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boom. SCOTUS rules that BarackHusseinObamaCare is the farking law of the land
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend and I have been together for nine months. He was a total ladies' man and had his fair share of girls in constant rotation, but he had never been in a relationship. He's a bartender, and things are reopening; I fear his cheating. Is he?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I send my daughter to a language immersion school to better prepare her for the future, but she barely speaks a lick of Spanish. Should I send her to a traditional school instead?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A bartender explains how vaccines changed bartending
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Wed June 16, 2021
(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Brewing company's "Ambeerlance" now ready to deploy in response to beer emergencies
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Senator JoeManchin throws out a gamechanger, floats grand bargain on voting rights bill that includes mandatory voter ID
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dog adopts magpie. Magpie learns to bark
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Did Senator John Barrasso just threaten to assassinate the president?
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Tue June 15, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1215, King John put his seal on the Magna Carta, in a move that signaled peace with the Barons and cemented Pinniped abuse in law
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bar refuses to serve two women for wearing tops that "made them look topless". After careful analysis, the tops didn't make them look topless, but this may require further study (NSFW)
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Mon June 14, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mall REIT files for Chapter 11 hoping to reimagine itself filled with condos, walking trails, pop-up shops, ax throwing bars, and gaming arenas
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Barry Bonds "wows crowds with his schnauzer". Surprisingly not a euphemism
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of barrels of wine to be wasted due to nasty taint and taste of ash. See, this is why you gotta wash up, guys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Race car smashes through a barrier and plows into a crowd during a Texas mud racing event. This headline couldn't be any more American if it were burping
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Super excited spectators at the Barmera sheep dog trials
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Sun June 13, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is NXT TakeOver: In Your House - Can Kross retain in a Fatal 5 way? Will Ember eclipse Raquel? Does MSK & Bronson beat Escobar & Co in an "all or nothing" bout? Will we see a magical InDex? Maybe a railgun? It all starts at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are buying lipstick and condoms. Don't kink shame
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Plague rats upset with not being served by some businesses are taking to Yelp and Google to review bomb them
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Sat June 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Barbora Krejcikova defeats Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova to win French Open, World Scrabble Championship
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Pixies to embark on a tour in 2021 for some reason supporting Nine Inch Nails
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 2 of Euro 2020 in 2021 starts at 9 AM ET with Wales v Switzerland on ESPN, followed by Denmark v Finland at Noon. Then Belgium looks to embarrass the Russians on their home turf at 3 PM on ABC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Barr: "I don't know about any surveillance of Congress". Also Bill Barr, earlier: "I must personally sign off on any surveillance of political candidates"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin and Covid walk into a bar. The bartender says...
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Fri June 11, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle's NHL hockey team changes arena restaurant's name after legal overtures from U-District's 'Kraken' punk dive bar; "we had some people who wanted to make the bar a hockey bar, and that's certainly not what we want"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Uh-oh. It looks like Amy Coney Barret's Handmaid cosplay group, "People of Praise," is having a little bit of "sexually abusing children" problem
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How does a Canadian respond to racism in Canada? "... [P]rivilege isn't simply about having things given to you. It's about not having barriers put in your way of getting those things in the first place." Read the whole thread for the full context
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh noes we have another Coke-loving President: Off-duty Joe Biden dresses down in running shoes, goes to hotel bar to unwind at G7 summit and only sips a Coke
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Thu June 10, 2021
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
College enrollment plummets by 727,000. In related news, beer sales are down 186,000,000 barrels
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Barbara Comstock (R-VA), who is not a liberal, says the GOP needs to dump Trump in order to survive
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Wed June 09, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments
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(Some Cereal Guy)
 
 
 
Once again, someone asked if they could instead of asking if they should
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What the f*ck have you ever done with your life, Art, except draw a f*cking curve on a bar napkin, claim it's some magical economic theory, and then grift the f*ck out of the rubes...hey, wait, that's actually a pretty good racket
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Trying to take another NHL player's head off seems like a bargain now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
All those Brits hoping to swarm back into the pubs after the pandemic may have to lose some weight, as best guesses show there's only going to be a quarter of them left
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bitcoin's terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad run continues as it drops to near $33,000 per share. Wow, at bargain prices like that I should just take out a home equity line and buy as much as I can
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
After decades of barrels hurled by technological progress fail to kill the iconic Japanese gaming arcade, Donkey Kong now has COVID-19 and is passing it along
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Mon June 07, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
This is the kind of thing that makes people want to swing their colostomy bags around in Kid Rock's bar
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tag team turmoil as RKBro vs Lucha House Party vs T-Bar & Mace vs the Viking Raiders vs the New Day to be the #1 contenders to A.J. & Omos. Shayna returns to Alexa's Playground. Can Nikki win 4 in a row? Find out when RAW starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Feds say LAX baggage handlers recreated "3 Kings" without the drawn out Iraq subplot, exploding Nerf footballs, & still never got their Lexus convertibles, neither
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's for aliens to play baseball, but it's for aliens to play baseball (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After East Texas bakery revealed they'd faced backlash and cancelled orders for daring to sell rainbow cookies, better people flood the store and buy it out to the bare walls, and when there was nothing left to buy, gave money to charity in its name
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Sun June 06, 2021
(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
In the Netherlands summer has arrived, the lockdown is slowly being lifted and people can once again enjoy drinks in bars, fight afterwards amongst the 100 or so patrons of two rival bars. Bats were used, wooden or mammal is not clear
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
We've reached peak barbecue
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC bar owners remain frustrated that they have to keep their pandemic hours because they won't pay enough to get people to work for them
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump condos going for bargain prices because no one wants to live in them
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
South Korea launches drones over beaches to identify hot sunbathers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Arizona audit is a disinformation circus for suckers, PT Barnum style
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vegan outraged after she finds waiter's note in a menu "the vegan shiate is circled" following her giving him a list of demands and asking what food was safe for her to eat
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
One year ago: Police forced to tear gas a youth march because of Molotov cocktails thrown at police. Today: OMG you guys this is so embarrassing, but...
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Wed June 02, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The story of White Chocolate, as Submitter tries to stick the Food-Sports crosspost
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Mon May 31, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Barcelona: we're losing tons of money, we can barely afford to keep going, that's why we need the European Super League. Also Barcelona: hey lookit the superstar we just signed for shedloads of money
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK goes the civilized route to house the criminals of society, builds privately-run mega prison which has no bars on windows and river views. What could possibly go wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Mr. Florida steals White Claw, veterinary pain pills, barber shop supplies and cash. Fark: this guy is actually named Mr. Florida
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Sun May 30, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan comes up with this amazing service for women who want to spend more time with their friends, hobbies or just themselves. It's called "sending their annoying husband/boyfriend to the pub"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Russian state TV: "Now that Tulsi Gabbard is gone, all we have left is Rand Paul"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Maryland police officer gets drunk, gets into bar fight, and kicks one of the responding police officers who arrives to stop it. He was suspended with pay, though, so you know. Lesson learned
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Are you a really big fan of Among Us? Do you like McNuggets? Got an extra $14K kickin around? There's a deal you might want to know about. PT Barnum unavailable for comment
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Fri May 28, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Josh Lyman demands President Bartlet, fellow Democrats stop negotiating with the Republican terrorists in Congress
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to hear Eddie Van Halen play Clapton? Of course you do
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New Covid safety measures have bars in the UK worrying they'll sell 21,000,000 less pints of beer going forward
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music columnist addresses "Eve Fartlow" nickname given to her by twitter trolls in new column. Somewhere Barbra Streisand shakes her head grimly
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Wed May 26, 2021
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
One-legged man loses ass-kicking contest
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Star of the upcoming musical "In The Heights", Melissa Barrera, is ready for fame and has the numerous pics of herself in various states of undress to prove it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian announces she failed "baby bar." Kids that young aren't allowed to drink, anyway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Airbnb CEO says business travel will never fully recover, so it's a good thing he caters to couch surfers and festival bums
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Now's your chance to own a piece of Aussie history, the famous 'Pub with no beer' is for sale for first time in 50 years
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Two police shot at domestic abode. Shooter barricades himself in house. Cops talk him out and he surrenders No one dies. House not destroyed. Americans confused
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Tue May 25, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
$2000 a month for a 500 sqft "floating loft" in the SF bay area is quite the bargain. What the hell is a floating loft? Well it's a dynamic re-imagining of an existing domiciliary paradigm...okay it's a 33 ft fishing boat tied to a dock
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Mon May 24, 2021
(Some Good Sport)
 
 
 
In 2018, Barry Trotz and the Washington Capitals parted ways after winning the Stanley Cup. Three years later, the Caps have exited in the first round (again), and Barry is on the verge of becoming "The Penguins Whisperer"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When the coronavirus pandemic hit, halting all in-person visitation for more than a year, did drugs suddenly become scarce behind bars? Not really, according to data tracked by the Virginia Department of Corrections
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
The internet's shocked to find Dallas boasts a bar devoted to 9/11...since 2012. Never mind that one of the top-ranked watering holes there is "Lee Harvey's"
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sometimes scammers are polite enough to tell you when you've been scammed. Subby had to endure the embarrassment of not actually owning The Brooklyn Bridge after an awkward snipe hunt scheduling misfire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The history of barbecue has been whitewashed
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Goddammit..... who let Barclay into the Holodeck again?
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Fri May 21, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The next great internet debate: what does and does not belong in pub mix? And no, pouring Chex Mix into a plastic bowl and setting it on the bar doesn't count, Mr. Lazy Bar Owner
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dear Eleanor: During lockdown, I've noticed my so-called friends barely keep in touch with me. I always initiate the chats and offers to go on a walk, while they contact me just for favors. I'm considering canceling and reevaluating my friendships
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
General: "How many barrels does the American Phalanx gatling gun have? Six? I want ours to have four times that." Engineer: "But sir, that won't-" General: "FOUR. TIMES"
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Thu May 20, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google to open its first retail store in New York City. Instead of a Genius Bar, they'll feature a Graveyard
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You ever have your spouse do something that embarrasses you at work? Rochester mayor Lovely Williams has got you beat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Turns out even Bill Barr had a line in the sand
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Introducing the new Nissan Backup Barking Sensor
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Wed May 19, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
App savvy youth saves old timer at bar, who had got dressed up for his first post-lockdown drink, when he was 'ignored for 15 minutes' trying to buy a pint but didn't have the app
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley gives $1,000 gifts to every employee of his high school alma mater, in addition to helping fund connectivity for remote learning and basketball programs
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Willfully withhold evidence to secure the wrongful conviction of two men that spent 14 years in jail? Well, mister DA that's a jailin- really? No? Well you're gonna get disbarr-? Fine, that's a voluntary surrender of your law license and a finger wag
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Some Moe)
 
 
 
Dive Bars that have great food. Show me yours. [LGT Subby's]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore claims Woody Allen gaslit her, which is really dangerous around a Firestarter
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Iris gets Psyched out, Barry trains (presumably) to run faster, exit Cisco on The Flash S7ep10 "Family Matters" at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then Supergirl has to wait in the Phantom Zone for months because Superman and Lois are back with "Broken Trust" S1ep6 at 9
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada investing in new mRNA vaccine plant since the whole horse and barn door thing wasn't really working out
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Mon May 17, 2021
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Some nimrod brings a possibly live mortar round into the local bar for show-and-tell. Naturally, it's the Nimrod Bar
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Barr almost had a cow, man
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember how everyone was hyperventilating about Amy Barrett being the 6th potential SCOTUS vote for overturning Roe v Wade and its guarantee that states can't outlaw pre-viability abortions? Mississippi and the 5th Circuit just handed them the means
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And here's the entirely predictable photo of Georgia Congressional Rep. Andrew Clyde barricading the door against the January 6 insurrectionists who he later likened to "normal, everyday tourists"
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to open a Harry Potter store in NY, then of course you have to have a Butterbeer Bar
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you had high hopes for the new John Barrowman and David Tennant Dr. Who audio series, we have some bad news for you
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Sat May 15, 2021
(New England Patriots)
 
 
 
MA residents: Get vaccinated, get a photo with a Lombardi trophy. Since it's the Patriots, you won't have to drive far
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Fri May 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
AOC: "MTG is the kind of person that I threw out of bars all the time"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Witness confirms that Marjorie Taylor-Greene is a screamer
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Thu May 13, 2021
(OMG Ubuntu)
 
 
 
It's the year of the Linux keyboard. (alternate headline 'fark it, we're going to two spacebars')
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas barbecue is worst in country
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sheesh, when are white people going to get a break around here?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman♫♫ She wants some booze now♫♫ She gonna own you♫♫ Kentucky woman♫♫
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman♫♫ She wants some booze now♫♫ She gonna own you♫♫ Kentucky woman♫♫
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As births slow in China and the US, Germany re-embraces Barry White. awwwww ja
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
18 images show hoarders' response to the gas shortage: barreling it like Walter White's cash, topping off Jacuzzi-sized plastic tanks which threaten to snap truck axles, and loading car trunks with trash bags filled with flammable, flammable gas
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah restaurant bar requiring vaccination card and ID. Of course the mouthbreathers have a problem with this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After admitting exposing himself, John Barrowman is pulled off
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Sixty percent of the time, it gets you drunk every time
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
It's great to see Ric Romero Institute graduates writing for Cosmo on such hard-hitting topics as Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's "get a room you two" body language
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT, Kross has a Theory, MSK face Breezango, KUSHIDA defends his CW title vs Escobar (2 out of 3 falls), Raquel puts up her NXT Women's title against Mercedes Martinez & will Indi be with Dex again? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida woman, unsure on the definition of designated driver, is arrested for dui after hitting three cars in the bar's parking lot causing her own car to burst into flames. The intoxicrats
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Megalodon shark bares its rows of huge terrifying teeth in close encounter with diver off Florida. Okay just a regular bull shark, but it's still all about the perspective
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hear Barbara Billingsly talk about learning to speak jive for her role in "Airplane." Bonus: hearing June Cleaver use the term "whitey"
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Mon May 10, 2021
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
91-year-old Zabar's lox whisperer gets his long overdue honors, with schmear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's National Shrimp Day. Also National Barbecued, Boiled, Broiled, Baked, and Sauteed Shrimp Day, not to mention National Shrimp-Kabob, Shrimp Creole, Shrimp Gumbo, Pan Fried, Deep Fried, and Stir-fried Shrimp Day. It's a pretty big deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missing Russian reappears after being lost in pine barrens for three days. Paulie Walnuts and Christofuh seen shifting uneasily in their seats
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
As restaurants open up, here's 10 new menu items worth your while
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(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Biden planning an order to strengthen US cyberdefenses now that the horse is being held for ransom in its own barn
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Careful how you cook your beans, says Krissy Gasbarre
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Bo, friend and loyal companion of Barack Obama and his family for many years who helped America through hard times. Biscuits in heaven for you
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Young, healthy, barely had any COVID-19 symptoms? You still got stiffed
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
To-go alcohol orders looking at becoming permanent. Difficulty: PA
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Local bar that has been curbside-only since March 2020 is finally opening the doors for customers. **cocks ear** Hey what's all that howling? Ohhhh, they are opening the doors to vaccinated customers. Tag is for the howlers
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Fri May 07, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Cesaro battles Seth on a special "Throwback" Smackdown. Recaps from Heat & Velocity? Stereotypical characters? Embarrassing women's matches? The Gobbledy Gooker & announcers in matching sport coats? A giant fist? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 258, Juan Archuleta vs Sergio Pettis, Anthony "Rumble" Johnson returns to fight Jose Augusto Barros. Also Patricky Pitbull, Michael "Venom" Page, Raufeon Stots. Prelims stream at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Record drought has Taiwan rationing water and drilling extra wells as China employs the weatherfication machine tech it stole from Obama. Thanks, Barack
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
"There was smoke in every orifice of the building," said Butte fire chief of blaze which destroyed historic watering hole
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In a year where hundreds of thousands of people lost a loved one, companies are slowly realizing that bombarding people with "Hey don't forget mom on Mother's Day" sales pitches might not exactly be the most welcome or sensitive approach
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Why should barefoot and pregnant only apply to married adults?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Do you even lift, bro?
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Thu May 06, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old Corner Saloon: Free Pool, Thirsty Thursdays, Dancing Karaoke, Drink Specials, Fake Vaccination Cards, Arrested Owner
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark claims Corona Pass app that tracks negative test results and vaccine status is allowing bars, cafes, restaurants, museums and other social events to safely open. Florida shakes head in disbelief, pounds another White Claw
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(MSN)
 
 
 
MAGA-Man goes to Costco: *rips off his facemask yelling* "I am tired of this Tyranny, who is with me?" Literally NO ONE? Really? Well THIS is embarrassing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mentally ill man barricades himself inside a conductor's cab on the NYC subway. Next stop Bellevue Hospital. Stand clear of the closing security doors
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 5 is 'Sprightly' as in: "When bartending, always pay attention the soft drinks you use as mixers, lest your customers complain that your drinks taste too sprightly"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Tennessee. 0 days without being a national embarassment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Grievance proceedings are typically confidential, but we know the allegations against Lin Wood that are being investigated. Why? Because he sued the state bar" and made them all public
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Amy Berman Jackson is quite tired of Bill Barr's DoJ lying about their previous lies to cover the lies they told about the Mueller investigation. Unfortunately, there appears to be no penalty for lying to the Court if you're a Justice lawyer
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Starbucks "the customer is always right"s their baristas complaints about customer orders
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(CREW)
 
 
 
Federal judge to DOJ: Hey, so what's this memo that Barr cited to justify not charging Trump for Obstruction of Justice? Produce for us ASAP
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teen to be charged as an adult in rigged homecoming election. Where else could it be? This is like shooting methed-up gators in a barrel
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Did you know there was a Lauren Boebert parody site? Neither did anyone else until her press secretary sent the owner of the site a poorly worded take down notice. Lauren meet Barbara
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who needs Russian Imperial Stout? Royalists are into the Queen's own English Imperial Bitter, a £4 pint brewed using water and organic barley from Sandringham. Or if you're hipster you can get the Queen's IPA with three flavours of hop
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK handled vaccines better than EU and Boris Johnson praised, by rabid Brexiteer... (checks notes) Michel Barnier
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
$2,000 bonus if you sign up to serve the World's Largest Burger; no word on the bonus for eating the World's Largest Burger
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Israel fighting 'shadow war,' plans to derail Iranian nuclear agreement even without the support of the Minbari Federation, the Narn Regime, the Vorlons, or the League of Non-Aligned Worlds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are going to pistol whip someone, make sure you point the barrel away from your nearby relatives
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
SBA announces $28 billion in the form of grants for restaurants and bars
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Where does one go to look like Baron Zemo? Suitkovia of course
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. John Barasso the asso: It's OK when Trump spends America's money but not when Biden does it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Arizona town readies for tourists after 'Nomadland' movie. Forks, WA, nods knowingly
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just let sleeping dogs lie, otherwise karma will bark at you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six simple steps to perfect barbecued riiiiiiiibbbbbbsssss
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So let's model what would happen if a 460-foot-wide asteroid barreled toward Central Europe. Oh dear... that's gonna leave a mark
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Fri April 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
6,000 people gather for weekend party in Liverpool "to see how it goes." It doesn't get any better than seeing Fatboy Slim while totally amped up on remdesivir and hydroxychloroquine
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Sure, why not, throw a "mice plague" of biblical proportions on the barbie for our Aussie friends
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(Some Composeur)
 
 
 
20 iconic themes from film. Throw a bone, barf up pea soup, jog on the beach, build a bridge, run stairs, chase Magua, dig for rebel gold, flee Skynet, take a quick shower, fire your PPK. All these...motifs will be lost in time, like...tears in rain
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(CBC)
 
 
 
May 24. Sunday. Victoria day. Time for barbecue. Time for beer. Smoke a joint. Bang your spouse. And get your shot
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(KAAL-TV Austin)
 
 
 
Remember that bar owner on the lam? So did the authorities
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"If your slightly elevated blood pressure doesn't respond to a lifestyle change, your medieval barber may be able to help"
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch and Amy Coney Barrett, liberals
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy's raid was supposed to happen months ago, but was Bill Barred
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Vegan cheese recalled due to salmonella contamination. Sal can't be reasoned with, he can't be bargained with. He doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"How Barack Obama's eight years shaped Joe Biden's first 100 days"
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(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Bar company thinks that Scots, alcohol and throwing axes make for a good combination
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sports, billionaires, sports billionaires, and poor sportsmanship are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 11-17 First Barbecue of the Year Edition
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hottie, 28, offered "random citizens" lap dances and then asked cops if they wanted to "bang" on sidewalk. Just another Saturday night in St. Petersburg
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sweden's traditional spring 'cow release' has bovines jumping for joy after the long winter in a dark crowded barn
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Bobby addresses his Backlash challenger. Rhea uses her title to mess with people, Will AJ & Omos defend the tag titles this week? Will Lily appear? Drew joins the Strowman Express as they face off vs T-Bar & Mace. Windu? Oh, around 8 PM ET on USA
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Danish authorities charge priest with killing wife, body missing. Hydrochloric acid and caustic soda was found in their home and computer searches for "sea depth," "oil barrels," "suicide," "disappeared" and "cleaning" probably didn't help his case
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner in hiding will surrender herself if conditions are met. Why yes, this is covid-related
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Fri April 23, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Whatanembarrassment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barcelona apparently sold all their old video games to Gamestop and now think they can sign Messi to a multi year contract
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Seattle Kraken have yet to play a game but are already being sued for copyright infringement by a local dive bar
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Barack has a message for Black Americans: 'Keep marching, keep speaking up, keep voting.' Thanks, Obama
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
" I'll take Liz Cheney in a bar fight every day and you can have the Matt Gaetzs and all those individuals"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bargain bin Nosferatu Stephen Miller is suing Joe Biden over his acceptance of immigration
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Protesters dump 10 wheelbarrows full of manure at the White House because Biden's Climate Change plan is BS. White House groundskeepers thank them for the fertilizer for the new Rose Garden
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barcelona president Joan Laporta: "The Super League is absolutely necessary." Left unsaid: "because we cannot control our own foolish spending habits"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amy Comey Barrett was supposed to go down in history as the woman who brought Gilead to America, but she's actually going to be remembered as the last straw before Progressives got serious about fixing a broken court
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Nine scientific-ish reasons why listening to music correlates with great sex. TFA suggests playing a little Barry Manilow to get the party started
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Wed April 21, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Netflix shares tank 8% as vaccinated people look back and realize they actually watched Tiger King, Bridgerton
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DOJ to investigate Minneapolis Police for possible patterns of excessive force, timing of horses and barn doors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hey John Taffer, bite my shiny metal ass
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Tue April 20, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After barking furiously for months, California Republicans are about to "catch the car". They won't stop it, but they may create one hell of a mess
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The missing piece of the Gaetz investigation is finally solved. Why would AG Bill Barr have ever authorized an investigation against Trump ally Gaetz? Because Gaetz pissed Barr off by trying to go over his head to the president on a legal call
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson vows to end 'ludicrous' trade barriers his Brexit deal created. Article even comes with suitable 'another fine mess I've gotten myself into' pic
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Peter Luger Steak House will open its Tokyo branch this September. Of course it's rare - it's the first location outside New York since it first opened in 1887
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Mon April 19, 2021
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for April 19 is 'Chlamys' as in: "In ancient Greece, young men would often don their short cloaks, head to the seafood bar, and say 'Waitress, chlamys'"
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Bargain bin nosferatu Stephen Miller whines that voting rights would put Democrats in charge "forever" as if that were a bad thing
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dee Snider calls Iced Earth member Jon Schaffer and "embarrassment to metal," and not simply because of the man's music
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Toyota joins the EV SUV parade with the thinly disguised bZ4X concept, basically a RAV4's electric cousin featuring an AWD system by Subaru
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Sun April 18, 2021
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
It's a day ending in 'y'. Time for another shooting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen a capybara fart?
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Store decides to bar people who have not gotten the Covid-19 vaccine from entering. That's pretty harsh considering not everybody is elegib...wait...sorry, I got that wrong: They are banning people who DID get vaccinated. What the fark?
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Houston has some incredible cuisine. Barbecue, Cajun, Vietnamese. Tex-Meth is not one of them though
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Fri April 16, 2021
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A few hundred bad apples spoils the barrel; or, how in-class learning only lasted two weeks
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bar owner who ignored Covid restrictions will now get a chance to ignore that pesky requirement to have a liquor license
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Church organist busts out the A-Team theme, no doubt composed by Johann Sebastian Baracus
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Screenwriters for Predator suing Disney to regain rights to what can only barely be called a film
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With covid surging, Thailand is closing its schools, bars, and massage parlors. No thinking, drinking, or winking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We'll be seeing a lot more bare asses in the Senate
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Thu April 15, 2021
(Westword)
 
 
 
Not news: New sports bar opens in Denver. News: Gay sports bar. Fark: called the Tight End
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia claims 'there is no famine' in Best Korea, possibly due to bumper crops of dietary staples such as dirt, bark, or other Best Koreans to eat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a kickass cabaret version of 'The Final Countdown'
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
"Extra-Crispy Bar-Style Tortilla Pizza Supreme." Nothing about this isn't perfect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ed Brubaker - co-creator of Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier - has some very strong and very mixed feelings with the series, the movies, Marvel, and the popularity of the character
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two French men get drunk. Do they a) go and eat a nice meal with some quality red wine, b) start a drunken fight in a sleazy bar or c) inject each other in the penis with cream normally used to treat hemorrhoids?
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Brit who had never been to the U.S. describes every state "to the best of his knowledge" and he pretty much nails it
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Tue April 13, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday
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(WWE)
 
 
 
NXT moves to Tuesdays. Karrion Kross & Raquel Gonzalez speak on their Takeover wins. Santos Escobar offers an Open Challenge for the Cruiserweight title, MSK faces D&D and The Way takes on "Not The Way". Franky? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors." Wakka wakka
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Tesco urges people to hit the bars and spread Covid instead of buying booze at its stores
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CDC on Michigan Covid Situation: "We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes... drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Spring. Grilling. Burgers. Dogs. Maybe some chicken. Not this guy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump denies Matt Gaetz an in-person meeting at Mar-a-Lago, explaining that he never really liked the way Gaetz made coffee and he's fully staffed with baristas at the moment anyway
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Salisbury Journal)
 
 
 
Do a barrel roll! Sir, this is a tank
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits celebrate the return of bars
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Sat April 10, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Deplatforming works. Next time lock the barn door before the goddamn horse gets anywhere NEAR the farking hospital
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Fri April 09, 2021
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Building inspector rescues great horned owl trapped in barbed wire fencing. "I've always had a heart for animals, especially an animal in distress"
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Thu April 08, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can The Way win Women's tag gold (and retain the N.A. Title too)? Does Balor have enough to hold off Kross? Will Devlin or Escobar climb the ladder to be THE Cruiserweight champion? It's Night 2 of NXT Takeover:Stand and Deliver at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon Musk after letting the horse out of the barn: "my bad, the COVID vaccines are actually good and I support the science of them now"
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Today's "Sounds Like It Was Made By a Random Word Generator" Headline: "Is Barstool's Dave Portnoy's sex tape causing Penn shares dip?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pickle's Pub hopes to reopen after a year lost to the pandemic. Assuming, of course, he ever gets that damn lawn mowed
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Screen Rant ponders over the identity of the Power Broker. They're going to be so embarrassed when it turns out it was Agatha all along
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not that she was likely to get many job offers in the next little while, but the US OSC has found that a former Trump HUD official violated the Hatch Act and fined her $1,000 and barred her from being employed by the federal government for 4 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says your blood type has as much influence as your astrological sign in determining risk of getting severe Covid. Sidebar adds that injecting coronavirus patients with blood of survivors doesn't boost their chances of getting better
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Homesick Irishman living in Canada does what any good Irishman would do, turns his garage into an authentic Dublin pub
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Sun April 04, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Admiralackbar.gif
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are only 16 lesbian bars left in the U.S.
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Anti-mask bar owner arrested for hosting all-male strip show that was anti-codpiece
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brits predict which current hot trends will be laughably embarrassing in 5 years. Subby had no idea that gray houses, pampas grass decorations, or cockapoos were hot trends in the UK
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Sat April 03, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin Fire Department saves a squirrel that barked up the wrong tree
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Fri April 02, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Burning a pile of cardboard on a windy day next to a barn full of cardboard and paint processing equipment and HELLO, FARK
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House staff launched an 'underground' haircut ring last year during DC pandemic lockdown. It operated out of a bathroom and was so popular that WH found a new permanent barber
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Mother Jones would like to enlighten us all of some of their Gaspedo Gaetz stories. No, that story about that one night in a bar with a Farker is not included
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
If you haven't seen the Great Barrier Reef in person by now, you probably won't get to
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(Radio Ink)
 
 
 
DOJ keelhauls two Boston pirates, now barrrrrred from FM broadcasting
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
OMG, there's an active shooter at work and they're barricaded in an office. JK, April Fools
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
121 year old chocolate found in helmet case from the Second Boer War. It was in the possession of Frances Greathead who rescued a 539-year-old building and donating it to the National Trust along with her mother Sybil and cousin Violet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Barcelona negotiating a transfer for Haaland; unclear why they want a new Interior Secretary
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
QAnon really thought the trapped cargo ship Ever Given was full of Hillary Clinton child slaves
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In four Years Trump had pretty much one undisputed accomplishment: cutting the hell out of taxes for big corporations. Biden is about to undo it, and we'll all get shiny new roads and bridges in the bargain
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Wed March 31, 2021
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Old and sadly too common to be busted: swastikas in the US South. New racist symbolgy in ze Fatherland: Stars and Bars
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
The world now has a new navigational crisis as a barge in the UK gets wedged in canal causing a £0-a-day trade problem
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Subaru Outback Wilderness introduces new sub-brand: ✔ increased ground clearance ✔all-terrain tires ✔ increased approach & departure angles ✔ 700lb roof rack ❌ CVT
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Now do a barrel roll
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CDC bars plague rats from flying to the US from abroad. Their solution? Fly to Tijuana and walk across to San Diego and get on a flying disease tube there
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sedition is on the table for Capitol Insurrectionists only because of Bill Barr. 🎵Irony-y-y🎵
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Sun March 28, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Over 5,000 Barcelonians attend experimental Covid-19 gig
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's a scary stormy night, Lindsey Graham is barricaded inside his house with an AR-15, cowering afraid of the gang of 8
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Sat March 27, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German? Want the vaccine? Over 80? Wunderbar. Just fill in these ten forms
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What non-Australians believe about Australia, the land where trays of raw meat are raffled at bars, Men at Work penned the anthem, all wildlife is venemous and people are evolving hobbit feet. Definitely No. 20 on this list happened
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
NFT painted by a robot sells for almost $700,000. P T Barnum would be proud
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
WTF, Minnesota? Seriously, WTF?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It is an article of faith among the MAGA faithful that Joe Biden is a doddering, senile old man who is barely aware of his own name. The Republican Senators and Reps who have met with him now know better
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Republicans finally win a "Profiles in Courage" award. Difficulty: Romney for his impeachment votes. Man, that bar is really low
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jessica Walter had already recorded all her voiceovers for the final season of Archer before going to the great cocktail bar in the sky
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
A marine has been killed outside the Babylon Cafe in Woodbridge, VA. He's the fourth person to be shot or stabbed at that location in the last couple years. Babylon 5-fecta in play
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Biden excels at his first news conference. The media embarrass themselves"
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Google)
 
 
 
What does a scientist's dog do with bones? Barium. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to make your home bar smell just like the real thing? Have we got the candles for you: "Dive Bar", "Beer Garden", and "Game Day". Ewwww
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Barry Allen: "Dad, I'm The Flash." Henry Allen: "The thing is, Barry, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
So why would Deshaun Watson need his massage therapists to sign a non-disclosure agreement before a session? Well, pitching a tent can be embarrassing you know
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Tue March 23, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police find dead man at dollar store. Still seems like a bargain
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rep. Mass Shooter Barbie (R-eally likes guns) sent out a "DON'T TAKE OUR GUNS" fundraising email while her constituents dead bodies were still warm
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sober Bar? Isn't that the same thing as a soda fountain?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Losers see barriers where Winners see hurdles. Then there's this pup
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Developers razed a London pub, expecting to get off with a fine. Instead they were obliged to rebuild it "brick by brick"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Excited wannabe 'Karen' anti-masker gets embarrassed after realizing she's being filmed ... at Walmart
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Your Fark primer to "all about owning the libs." It comes down to all emotional bark and no policy bite. Sad
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems the NCAA has been sufficiently embarrassed enough to see the error of their ways vis-a-vis equipment in the weight room for the women's teams. Good job, Internets
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Thu March 18, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the as-yet unindicted co-conspirators of the Jan 6 attempted insurrection, Rep Mo Brooks is holding an event at a place called "the Bullet and Barrel" with special guest Stephen Miller to announce he's running for Senate
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(The Intellectualist)
 
 
 
The UN accused the Dark Prince of helping whichever dictator is currently running Libya of violating arms embargoes
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Wed March 17, 2021
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
City enforces COVID restrictions, bar ignores them. City pulls business license, bar does not close. City turns off electricity, bar buys generators. City padlocks doors, bar removes doors. Why yes, the owners are Qdiots
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
The "Fap Tap" is here to serve all your needs
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maria Bartiromo fumbles key fact about a correction
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
We'll charge you money to make everything fall out of your pockets and make you barf, but you can't scream. Get in line right over there
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Tue March 16, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: pill baristas should be replaced with automation. News: they're the ones now admitting it
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Busch Gardens' new Giraffe Bar to open this month, which sounds like a great place to get a tall drink
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
With the Artificial Speed Force destroyed to restore Barry's proper mind, how can he run fast enough to stop Eva? An old friend risks her life to help on The Flash at 8PM EDT. Then Clark helps Lois on Superman & Lois at 9PM, both on The CW
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Heart's Nancy Wilson has her 67th birthday today while remaining a oooh, barracuda
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nokia cutting 10,000 jobs for better 5G service, covid distribution
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when someone literally barges into your house?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
" People of all ages streamed onto sidewalks, waiting for their chance to suck coffee and juice from a plastic bottle. Some patrons even brought their own baby bottles to other cafes, pleading with bewildered baristas to fill them up"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Once again, the Grammys did the bare minimum for BTS. Fans of EVH unavailable for comment
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK pubs lost $10 billion in beer sales due to the pandemic
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Mon March 15, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Stop. Hammer, barbecue sauce, and whipped cream time
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Sun March 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
This is not the resetting the clock we were talking about for daylight savings time
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Sat March 13, 2021
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
If this bar doesn't serve warm forties out of paper bags, then what's the point, really?
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Fri March 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While not quite admitting she was barking at the moon, Shaaaaaaaron Osbourne hops off the crazy train and walks back her defense of Piers Morgan
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Listen. Understand. That Daylight Savings Time change is out there. It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear...and it absolutely will not stop.Ever. Until you oversleep again
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Thu March 11, 2021
(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2 hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Cabaret Voltaire, XTC, and Danny Elfman. It's your better-late-than-never discussion thread for pastFORWARD #199. Starts 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Wed March 10, 2021
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In testimony to the genius of Soviet engineering, the remains of a Soviet submarine that was famous for killing crew members before being turned into a vodka bar and then sinking has managed to catch fire
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wed. PL and CL: coming off a bad derby loss Citeh hosts the Saints at 1:00 pm ET on NBCSN. Liverpool's hopes rest on fending off RB Leipzig and PSG hold a big lead over Barcelona, deja vu all over again. At 3:00 pm ET, CBS all access and TUDN
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby picked up a frozen fowl at a bargain price. What is the best way to see that my goose is cooked? LGT traditional recipe
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The economy of Detroit has sunk so low that corrupt politicians are forced to accept bribes in the form of barter
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(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Barry needs to think, not just run, faster to save Iris on The Flash at 8PM EST (on now). Then the Kent twins have a family history twins on Superman & Lois at 9, both on The CW
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not saying we lack gumption these days, but there was a time when a headline like this would have had many of our ancestors eyeing that guillotine they were storing in the barn. Presenting: "Billionaire Wins Fight to Kill Public Access to Lakes"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
If there's a strong odor of gas in your mobile home, don't just crack a few windows and head to the bar for a few hours
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Australia tests remotely piloted drone designed to act as a wingman, which can support crewed aircraft, help detect enemies, and remind pilots to do a barrel roll
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nah, dude, not for your ex, tell her it's bad. Just for you and your gf and your kids, at least the ones you like. Nah, dogs and trucks don't need it cause they're immortal and stuff. Where's that bartender?
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because Texas does not have enough problems already
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
This has also been bugging me. Milky Way candy bar has 3 components: the nougat, caramel and chocolate. Three Musketeers on the other hand only has 2: nougat and chocolate. Their names should be swapped. What other things do you think are misnamed?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with the finest tactical officer in Star Trek history, even if his character was bested by a barrel
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Check out dog tv which is for your dog with lots of steak cooking videos. Hosted by Bob Barker
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore has all the feels for this story. See the most over the top reactions
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Published in time for Passover, new cookbook gives vegan makeover to 59 Jewish classics. Delights include mock whitefish salad, mushroom-barley-molasses cholent, crispy baked tofu schnitzel, jackfruit brisket, and unbelievable matzo ball soup
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Sun March 07, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Kenny Omega or Jon Moxley survive an Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch? Will Jericho & MJF stuff & mount the Young Bucks on a wall? Is Sting really ready for a street fight? AEW Revolution starts @ 8pm ET on PPV, B/R Live, FITE.tv where available
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As part of his Christian faith, Rep Madison Cawthorn (Q-NC) practices for an encounter with a barren fig tree
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hells Superspreading Angels decend on Daytona
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Petr Yan loses UFC title on a DQ. Blizzards, Dilly Bars unavailable for comment
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Sat March 06, 2021
(Star Trek)
 
 
 
How Reg Barclay changed Starfleet for the better
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Fri March 05, 2021
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Who would have thought the residents of an Arizona town punked by Sacha Baron Cohen regarding a fake proposed mosque would successfully petition to recall their mayor because she is in favor of wearing a mask?
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(ITV)
 
 
 
First Minister of Wales declares the United Kingdom "over". At least that's what people think he said, but it's hard to tell from under a barrage of phlegm
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(AP News)
 
 
 
'Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn' wins the Golden Bear in Berlin, and Borat or Sasha Baron Cohen are nowhere to be found
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Thu March 04, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In what is surely not a sign of a market top, the founder of Barstool Sports has launched BUZZ, an ETF that adjusts its holdings based on Twitter and Reddit posts that are sending stonks to insanity and beyond
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
It's like wrapping a brisket at 130 degrees and saying it's good enough because the bark is set
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The United States is a free country...barely
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Some good tips on how not to embarrass yourself when traveling in Japan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bari Weiss, author of "How to Fight Anti-Semitism", alleges there's a "zealous cabal" controlling the media, Hollywood, and education from K through PhD. That's a whole joke by itself, but the REAL punchline is her use of the word "cabal". Very nice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rupert Everett says calling Madonna 'an old whiny barmaid, Satan and a She-man' was meant as a compliment. I didn't know he was playing the Joker in the next Batman movie
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
What a bargain. For just 3/4 of a million dollars. Luxury
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Wed March 03, 2021
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man blows through barricaded crash scene in BMW, nearly hitting six deputies. When pulled over, exits vehicle dressed in a sock, boxers, undershirt, explaining his rush: "I was going to the Ritz Carlton. I have business to do"
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
That time NY Gov Andrew Cuomo clearly wasn't planning ahead and lowered the bar for sexual harassment claims
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